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OCEAN'S 13 trailer hits!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I don't know what it is about the OCEAN'S series, but I almost always love the trailers for the movies. Love them to death. And then the movies themselves don't hit 100% for me. I like them all when I see them in the theater, but I have not felt the urge to revisit either of the first two movies. Don't own them on DVD, don't watch them on cable... It's not that I have anything against them, I just don't feel like watching them again.
Looks like the cycle is continuing. AOL Moviefone premiered the OCEAN'S 13 trailer and it really makes me laugh, especially Clooney's over the top eye-roll. I hope the cycle breaks and that this time, with Pacino joining the mix, they'll make the movie that have to buy on DVD. Thanks for the heads up, 'DirkD13".' Enjoy the trailer.
CLICK IT HERE FOR THE TRAILER!!!
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surprisingly better than this, but michael bay has a way of churning out garbage.
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If the ad campaign includes the line 'This time...there's a script'. Otherwise, forget it.
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GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!
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This has every chance of redeeming the series.
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I LOVE these films! Great trailer
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These movies are fun and light. There are some instances where they really work and are pretty damn funny. Affleck and Caan with the remote control truck was amusing, and the Damon/mom in the car thing, especially in light of him doing the Bourne thing.
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Whaaaa?
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I mean, breakdancing through lasers and holographic projections of eggs? LAME!
If Eddie Izzard had that technology, he would be so fuckin' rich he wouldn't need to resort to crime. I said the same thing about dracula 2000, when they get past the retinal scan. -
I love these movies. Pure Popcorn. Despite the ridiculous hologram, and laser dance sequence of 12, its a great movie.
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which upcoming George Clooney indie project this 'Oceans'' installment is raising funds for?
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There I said it. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do the studios even partner with this inept company. The player never works! When will they learn that all they need is quicktime and apple. My god it's like they don't even go online. It's amazing anything gets done.
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http://movies.aol.com/movie-trailer-clip/ oceans-thirteen-quicktime
Glorious Quicktime, just delete the space. -
Please make it like the first one. Thanks.
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AOL does indeed suck large donkey balls
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Shit, I might just have to see it when it comes out in theaters.
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Yeah, fuck you too!!
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or does cloney look like borat with that moustache
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I'd rather ass rape myself with a hot curling iron than watch another of these atrocious movies.
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Better have your iron plugged in then and ready to go!
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I'm sure Stallone would be happy to help you out.
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theyre all back for the third installment yeah? cuz i dont think i got that from the 1 min. reintroductions... garbage.
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I heard something like that too, which is why Clooney and Garcia join forces as it were...get revenge on a mutual enemy.
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Part 1 was okay, but why are there even TWO sequels of it?
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same reason there was two more sequels after Lethal Weapon 2 and Aliens...to bring harmony and peace throughout the galaxy.
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I'll see it and forget about it
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so what is it a baby or something they add to thier gang?
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love the cool
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Last time I got a woody fromher, Dennis Quaid was fingering her int The Big Easy. She wasn't hot then, but I have an imagination. I will be checking this one out - as long as they a script. I wonder if Al P. will be yelling in this? "Ocean - you fairy! Company man!"
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I gotta take more time to proof read this shit, but you get the jist - Ellen Barkin - fingering - 10 year old masturbatory thoughts - possibly be a stupid, good flick. Done.
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cliff note version post?
I'll check this out because the first two were okay. Plus, my wife digs them and I can use this to count as a "chick movie", hence I can spin it that she wanted to see it and doesn't count against one of my movies. So really I will get to see two of 'my' movies in a row. Sad, but true. -
He's lousy.
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I can't access it from work and the quality is shit anyway. Darth Bauer, you stick with your Bay movies. OK? Deal.
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but the first wasn't too bad. however, after that creepy second outting, i'm not keen at all for number 3
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is popcorn filmmaking at it's finest. That movie never gets old for me. It's so damn entertaining. I haven't seen 12 since the theatre, but I remember enjoying it, just thinking it wasn't as good as 11.
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but that f**kin media player never works, and this is a newly formated pc with no problems! what does it want from me?! JUST USE QUICKTIME!!!!
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Why do they bother posting a trailer if their servers are so shit? Oh free hits huh? Fags.
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http://movies.aol.com/movie-trailer-clip/oceans-thirteen-quicktime
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Ignore the stuff with the plot mechanics and the French acrobat. The real reason to enjoy these movies is any scene involving two or more of the gang. The more, the merrier, in fact. I would be happy with two hours of Clooney, Pitt, Damon etc, sitting around talking shit to each other. Reminds me of the jailcell scene in Usual Suspects. Just that energy. Looks liks more of the same in this one.
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should have involved jury duty. Ocean's Twelve Angry Men! The whole movie takes place inside the jury room, as flashbacks fill you in on how they got there. (3 yrs. ago... Glades Correctional Facility)
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Bunch of smug assholes hamming it up. I would go see it if I was a CHICK but I'm not so I will save my $$ for Transformers. This movie needs Predators. Ocean 13 Vs. Predators. Then I would see it.
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Always really entertaing.
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These movies are a great time. Pure enjoyable escapist popcorn fun. Anyone expecting anything otherwise is an idiot. End of story. Bring it on. (And I most ceretainly hope its even more ridiculous than 12 was.)
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..looks like a man. In fact, I believe she played one in a movie. Her most believable role ever. Her and Jamie Lee Curtis compare Cock size in the ladies locker room.
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"Ignore the stuff with the plot mechanics and the French acrobat" I think you answered your own question. 11 = great. 12 = turd. Also every movie needs more Predators. Except Alien v Predator ironically...
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I never finished watch Ocean's 12 on an airplane flight. Should I?
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It's like watching a bunch of frat guys put on a play, and we're supposed to think it's all so cute. It ain't. It's annoying.
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as the middle half of the Transformers trailer. I would not see this trailer again if they paid me. I hate everything.
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"Also every movie needs more Predators. Except Alien v Predator ironically..." GODDAMMIT it makes me mad how true that statement is..but you made me laugh. How fucking loud was the groan in your theatre when the "PredAlien" popped out at the end? Pretty Fucking Loud from where I was sitting...
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Watching either 11 or 12 (but especially 12) I imagine Clooney and friends laughing as they count their cash at how they've suckered the general public into actually paying money to watch them get into stupid shit masked amongst exotic locales. And the fact that Clooney has that smug, shit-eating look on his face in every role and in every movie he's in, just bugs the hell out of me.
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...big fucking surprise. AOL sucks.
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What are you using, sith-vol? I loved 11, hated the plot and the French guy in 12. By the way, are all original 11 in this? I only counted 10.
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favorite movies of all time. The slick look, Griffin's crisp dialogue, the sense of humor, and especially the elaborate nature of the big heist. Loved it. Ocean's 12, on the other hand, was pigeon shit. It had all the things people were afraid would drag down Ocean's 11 (stars preening for the sake of it, stupid-ass humor "It's Julia Roberts pretending to be somebody pretending to be her! How clever!", and there wasn't even a big heist scene! The only marginally cool scene was the laser-breakdancing by the French guy! What does that say about a movie? And while all of the guys had certain roles in O-11, they didn't even need to exist in O-12. Oh, and Soderbergh went for a murky, grainy look in 12 that was another horrible decision. Here's hoping 13 is more like 11.
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other than the obv money fact there is no point in these films being made, dull pretentious crap
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I hate those fucking Ocean movies. The Sinatra Rat pack version had class and was fun. These are just ego boosts for fading actors. Kill them all and end the horror, please.
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I just pulled this film out of my rectum.
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I've really enjoyed this series so far. I'm very interested to see what they do next. I loved the first one. It's one of those movies you can watch over and over again. The second one isn't quite that good, but it was entertaining none-the-less. So I'm hoping for good things with this one.
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Tough luck ,clearly Soderbergh is not the least interested by remaking movies as sequels. Thankfully Hollywood is all about remakes so expect a remake of Eleven in ten years which should satisfy all the fans. Then the bitching can continue how about the remake is still better then 12/13 etc...
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I could watch these guys all day. Can't wait for Ocean's 47.
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1) 11-13 characters are simply too many to give them their due in these films' running time. 2) When actors TRY to act cool and glib, they just come off as narcissistic.
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It had catherine zeta jones in it, julia roberts. it was concieved and written over a poker game in George Clooneys italian seaside residence. The writer was fired two days into days into the shoot. it was precieved as a massive ego project for its main star.
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Dec 20, 2006 6:43:32 PM CST
Is George Clooney going to play George Clooney in this?
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That Julia Roberts part was oh-oh-oh so funny and clever.
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or would that make oceans 17? www.carpemundus.com
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Hopefull this will be better. 12 was, aside from ridiculous, plain boring
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These movies do keep in the spirit of the Rat Pack original. Essentially, let's all get all our friends together and make a caper film while we party. Together the current gang doesn't touch the personality and chemistry of even a single member of the Sinatra, Martin, Davis, Bishop, Dickenson version. Face it, when Red Skelton is the last billed you have a damn strong cast.
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I really enjoyed it. Catherine was hot as hell. I fucking HATE Julia Roberts. The rest of it was awesome.
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ain't good: the team who brought us the Rock's "Walking Tall". Ted Griffin made O-11 more than just the "popular kids playing house", and without his input, my hopes for O-13 just sank.
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... Did she have another fit because her name wasn't going to be 17 inches bigger than the poster? 12 could've been better but wasn't that bad, 11 was more fun... I would've really liked to see 1 to 10 ... What happened to those???? Would explain why Danny was in jail in the first place...
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11 was just a cold Chinese puzzle box. 12 was a balls out romp. Screw big heists, I just want to have some fun, and the throwback to European cinema gave it in spades. This bad wagon shit about it being horrid and other nonsense needs to get in check.
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Good on her.
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that's why he keeps making these Oceans movies. As for the lifetime award you received,stop trying to emulate Frank and take some acting classes,assclown!
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I hope he yells a lot.
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While I enjoyed 12 for it's 70's European art house feel and just for how *different* it was from the original, one of the major reasons it didn't crackle like 11 (one of my very favorite "fun" movies of the last decade) was because it made such a big deal about how each and every member of the old gang was back...and then ruthlessly squandered everybody except the three leads (George, Brad, Matt). I mean, Bernic Mac delivered the single funniest scene in the first film ("Goddamn cracker..."), yet he spends most of 12 cooling his heels in a jail cell. The Chinese acrobat guy gets stuffed into a suitcase (*why*, I'm not exactly sure), then gets shipped off somewhere. It's like, why even bring these guys back if they don't have anything to add? It's like the Lethal Weapon sequels, where they kept bringing back Joe Pesci despite his having no real reason to be there. Plus, 12 missed the wonderfully witty dialogue of Ted Griffin's 11 screenplay ("We're in Barney! Barney Rubble? TROUBLE!"). I'm certainly hoping that, if they're bringing back everyone *again*, they'll give them some funny and important stuff to do. And Ellen Barkin?! What is this, 1987?
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...everyone that has said they loved the first one, or the cast (although I'm not a Julia fan), but thought the second one missed the mark. Looking forward to see if they can bring back the magic. And I'll give them another chance because they all admitted they missed with the second one.
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...get back in your oxegen tent, take some deep breaths, read some more of them there japperneese comicbooks, and leave the real world to the real people. Or I'll have you executed for being a total douchenozzle. Prick.
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Ocean's 11... pure fun. Ocean's 12...waste of celluloid. Against my better judgement, I'll see this movie, only because of Pacino.
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I like them well enough when I'm watching them in the theater. I have never felt the urge to re-watch them. I don't own them on DVD. I don't watch them when their on cable. I don't have anything against them... I just don't feel like watching them again.
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far superior to Ocean's Eleven.
It depresses me that so few people "got it".
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In short, this is going to be entertaining as hell.
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How Dare You Michael Bay?
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...you must have shot your wad into your eyes last night,'cause you ain't seein' too well. Or there must be some other Transformers trailer 'cause the one I saw kicked whole bucketloads of unholy ass. And not an inch of Power Ranger in sight. Hell, even the flames on Optimus didn't seem weird to me anymore. So what if some of the robots look a bit weird. I just wanna see giant metal motherfuckers delivering trailers full of Kick Ass to the town of Ball Stomp. And I'm positive Bay, with a little help from Spielberg, will deliver on this department. And I couldn't care less wether Peter Cullings or Pee Wee Herman voiced Prime. So screw you and the horse you rode in on. (Although I must admit I laughed out loud when I read you FudgePacker remark. You see, you can be a pretty funny guy when you put your half a mind to it. :) )
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Where are all the babes?
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same place as they were in Resevoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption...MIA. Watch some porn and you'll be okay Jon E Cin!
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I smell Oscars! (TM)
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Wasn't Tarantino talking about another movie about a flashback with the Vega Bros?
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I´m moving to South Korea
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It's chilly over there right now, make sure to bring a coat.
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I don't think either Ocean's movie is great; let's be clear about that. (And the original was even more half-baked than Soderberg's movies.) Ocean's 11 was stylish and had some good elements, but I was left disappointed. Ocean's 12, though, was such a willful throwaway that I thought it had much more charm. Much like someone earlier said, I'd also be very happy if Ocean's 13 was the gang hanging out at a diner shooting the shit. Also: Ocean's 12 is also a winner in my book for giving Damon a chance to show what a great comic actor he is.
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I agree with the Damon assessment. I thought he had some funny moments in the second one. I'll tell you one thing, I'm more looking forward to this movie than Transformers. If only Catherine Zeta Jones was in this one...(sigh)
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was a poor man's Al Pacino. And now here they are in the same movie! Either way, I absolutely refuse to see this bloated vanity project. I stopped at 11 and I have NO desire to see any sequel.
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...actually, they were in Godfather III together, as well.
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