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The MPAA Clears The Nastiest HOSTEL PART 2 Poster Imaginable!!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

The fine folks over at CHUD.com have your first look at the HOSTEL PART 2 teaser poster up, and... well...

Let’s just say that I’m still wrestling with the tail end of a 40 hour bout of intense food poisoning, and looking at this poster just set off another twenty-minute bout of rolling around on my bathroom floor while whimpering God’s name.

Thanks, Eli. Thanks, CHUD.

You can see what made me queasy riiiiiiiight here!!

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by Amy Chasing
Dec 20th, 2006
03:52:10 AM
Lionsgate needs some new marketing ideas
by sarahtheburninator
Dec 20th, 2006
03:53:23 AM
That's fucking shit.
by Cameron1
Dec 20th, 2006
03:54:19 AM
not nearly as offensive...
by keepcoolbutcare
Dec 20th, 2006
03:54:25 AM
I thought it'd be worse.
by DOGSOUP
Dec 20th, 2006
04:07:39 AM
Classy
by Franklin T Marmoset
Dec 20th, 2006
04:17:17 AM
Cool! A close-up of Harry Knowles' lunch!!
by indiephantom
Dec 20th, 2006
04:20:57 AM
i never saw the first one...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 20th, 2006
04:28:58 AM
Great advertising
by Vicenzo
Dec 20th, 2006
04:29:13 AM
Garbage.
by Azlam Orlandu
Dec 20th, 2006
04:29:17 AM
Does nothing for me.
by BannedOnTheRun
Dec 20th, 2006
04:29:56 AM
Ooh that reminds me..must pick up some offal for xmas!
by Big_Bubbaloola
Dec 20th, 2006
04:35:31 AM
Is that it?
by Shan
Dec 20th, 2006
04:48:15 AM
As for the movie, i'm in the 'Meh' category....
by Big_Bubbaloola
Dec 20th, 2006
04:50:08 AM
Nope. Doesn't work for me.
by Undead Neverhood
Dec 20th, 2006
04:52:17 AM
Hey!!
by cornponious
Dec 20th, 2006
04:53:39 AM
Just put a pig in a grinder and film it.
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 20th, 2006
05:17:15 AM
The most unsettling thing about the poster is...
by moviequotewhore
Dec 20th, 2006
05:46:16 AM
I thought that the first was great!
by beastie
Dec 20th, 2006
06:24:19 AM
Dude, this poster has been out for weeks
by Trazadone
Dec 20th, 2006
06:24:28 AM
The guy who wrote about feeding intestines
by Frijole
Dec 20th, 2006
06:52:00 AM
I will not be happy until the MPAA approves...
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 20th, 2006
07:18:36 AM
tis awesome
by visitor_q
Dec 20th, 2006
07:22:36 AM
Don't Need It
by rollermonkey
Dec 20th, 2006
07:23:51 AM
"Torture Porn" movies never bothered me..
by DirkD13"
Dec 20th, 2006
07:40:57 AM
Saw this days ago
by BenBraddock
Dec 20th, 2006
07:47:44 AM
Somebody zoomed in on a cut piece of steak. So what?
by SpyGuy
Dec 20th, 2006
07:49:10 AM
My first thought -- pass me the A1
by ATARI
Dec 20th, 2006
07:51:00 AM
Lame
by Falcon5768
Dec 20th, 2006
07:51:52 AM
Cube steak? Fajita meat?
by Big Bad Clone
Dec 20th, 2006
07:56:16 AM
fucking stupid
by lionbiu
Dec 20th, 2006
07:56:18 AM
Quentin Tarantino sucks
by andyny29
Dec 20th, 2006
07:57:58 AM
JimmyJoe Redsky above...
by Ray Gamma
Dec 20th, 2006
08:03:15 AM
Arse
by Cat_Corporation
Dec 20th, 2006
08:05:25 AM
I thought it was going to be
by BannedOnTheRun
Dec 20th, 2006
08:09:26 AM
Chris Farley's autopsy
by film_fanatic_in_the_original_b lack_and_white
Dec 20th, 2006
08:12:28 AM
Gross?
by Black And Gold
Dec 20th, 2006
08:15:32 AM
Looks like it's already been eaten...
by Moonwatcher
Dec 20th, 2006
08:16:15 AM
bleh
by xenazhaan
Dec 20th, 2006
08:17:41 AM
CHUD link
by fireclown
Dec 20th, 2006
08:21:02 AM
Tripe..
by Dr.Zeus
Dec 20th, 2006
08:24:23 AM
Roth's talent is as contridictory in terms as ....
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 20th, 2006
08:27:02 AM
P.S. The poster looks like flank steak.
by kinghenryVIII
Dec 20th, 2006
08:28:13 AM
Looks like what I might sick up...
by Childe Roland
Dec 20th, 2006
08:43:23 AM
Hmmm
by godzillasushi
Dec 20th, 2006
08:52:28 AM
Yum, Yum
by veritasses
Dec 20th, 2006
09:16:40 AM
I'm a vegetarian
by StovetopStuffin'
Dec 20th, 2006
09:18:57 AM
new Transformers TRAILER at yahoo!!!
by future help
Dec 20th, 2006
09:24:29 AM
On third look, it reminds me of Rubber Johnny
by BannedOnTheRun
Dec 20th, 2006
09:38:10 AM
HOSTEL WAS GREAT
by WISEBLOOD
Dec 20th, 2006
10:23:30 AM
Its the back of a piece of Tri-Tip....big fuckin deal
by SydBarretsMyDad
Dec 20th, 2006
10:26:13 AM
I think people respond by
by kikuchiyoboy
Dec 20th, 2006
10:36:19 AM
As Larry Zuckercorn said
by dtpena
Dec 20th, 2006
10:39:48 AM
I was hoping for a goatse poster
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 20th, 2006
10:44:32 AM
this image...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 20th, 2006
10:56:06 AM
As long as more americans
by arghhhhhhhh
Dec 20th, 2006
10:59:26 AM
That actually makes me feel hungry
by Immortal_Fish
Dec 20th, 2006
11:05:58 AM
Rubbish.
by deanamatronix
Dec 20th, 2006
11:09:38 AM
The poster is ABSOLUTE CRAP! AND IT SHWS LACK OF TALENT
by Proman1984
Dec 20th, 2006
11:14:26 AM
Is that what happens...
by porterdsgn
Dec 20th, 2006
11:21:44 AM
it doesnt make "me" queasy...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 20th, 2006
11:43:09 AM
We don't need to see Harry's bowels
by performingmonkey
Dec 20th, 2006
12:07:02 PM
Nice.
by scrivener
Dec 20th, 2006
12:19:39 PM
MPAA=Mancow Tv show=nipples on Batman=
by vivavitalogy
Dec 20th, 2006
01:00:37 PM
Cronenberg filmed far sicker things than that poster
by Floyd_Dylan
Dec 20th, 2006
01:37:31 PM
CHUD is gay
by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies
Dec 20th, 2006
01:39:43 PM
Britney just refuses to wear panties
by CTU Mole
Dec 20th, 2006
01:58:28 PM
Whew, thank god for Ketchup!
by Baron Karza
Dec 20th, 2006
02:04:34 PM
Nothing ever filmed compares to Salo
by JackRabbitSlim
Dec 20th, 2006
02:14:41 PM
tiresome
by mrbong
Dec 20th, 2006
02:27:24 PM
Also it's not a very good poster.
by brycemonkey
Dec 20th, 2006
02:34:19 PM
"Eli Roth is the best Scaremaster in the world ever!"
by brycemonkey
Dec 20th, 2006
02:34:45 PM
Tarantino's name is still up in lights?
by IAmLegolas
Dec 20th, 2006
02:40:56 PM
What a stupid poster
by slone13
Dec 20th, 2006
02:44:58 PM
Yeah, maybe i'm desensitized
by Novaman5000
Dec 20th, 2006
03:32:41 PM
Warning Label
by SJBKAT
Dec 20th, 2006
05:16:08 PM
Ugh.
by AngelCordy
Dec 20th, 2006
06:05:26 PM
Could at least show some bun with that kabab picture
by Decimis
Dec 20th, 2006
06:05:32 PM
So many possible taglines... This Meat is Shit.
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 20th, 2006
06:16:13 PM
I've eaten worse steaks than that (n/m)
by k88dad
Dec 20th, 2006
07:29:39 PM
First look my ass
by ELGordo
Dec 20th, 2006
08:29:14 PM
So...
by The Midget_King
Dec 20th, 2006
09:06:31 PM
Jeez
by LastButNotLeastNinja
Dec 21st, 2006
03:04:29 AM
roth's admitted goal as a director...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 21st, 2006
05:57:08 AM
That's what's sick?
by Darkman
Dec 21st, 2006
09:58:17 AM
hostel 2 poster...
by dopepope
Dec 21st, 2006
11:57:22 AM
slightly open mouth?
by dopepope
Dec 21st, 2006
12:00:22 PM
you know what
by aaron0matic
Dec 22nd, 2006
01:00:13 AM
Looks like one of my bro's album covers
by Sepulchrave
Dec 22nd, 2006
08:28:21 AM

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