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The MPAA Clears The Nastiest HOSTEL PART 2 Poster Imaginable!!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
The fine folks over at CHUD.com have your first look at the HOSTEL PART 2 teaser poster up, and... well...
Let’s just say that I’m still wrestling with the tail end of a 40 hour bout of intense food poisoning, and looking at this poster just set off another twenty-minute bout of rolling around on my bathroom floor while whimpering God’s name.
Thanks, Eli. Thanks, CHUD.
You can see what made me queasy riiiiiiiight here!!
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woohoo
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Other than "this will really make you sick." Yeah, great.
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Ooooh, slightly rancid meat. Terrifying? Sickening in picture form? I think not. Hostel was a pile of shit, I'm pretty sure this will be just as fucking woeful.
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as the least offensive shock site on teh interblag.
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It's just meat. You eat the shit right? Unless youre a veggie.
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I like that this is Hostel Part II, rather than the more obvious Hostel 2: Hostel On The Move. It's much classier, so I am expecting great things from this one. A boob, surely, will be severed at some point. This Eli Roth has already shown that he is the master of fag jokes and suspenseless horror, and I am looking forward to this insightful dissection (geddit?) of misogyny and biting (gedditgeddit?) commentary on the poor housing conditions of battery chickens.
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Sick, man, just sick.
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and im not seeing this one - this new trend in gross-out neo-slasher torture-porn is not for me - and the fact that these movies make millions and have a large and growing fanbase is creepy - but i guess fucktards need to go to the movies too
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I bet everyone will be flocking to the theaters after seeing that poster.
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That's all I have to say.
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Seriously, I'm not just hatin' on Roth. I had no reaction at all, other than, "that's it?" The empty chair was so much more suggestive. This is like a much-less-scary version of Bob Goldthwait's "Meat Bob" album cover. Dare I say, meh.
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Dec 20, 2006 4:35:31 AM CST
Ooh that reminds me..must pick up some offal for xmas!
by big_bubbaloola
Nothing say Crimbo than some offal for xmas dinner! Mmmm Mmm!!! Gotta love those meat leftovers! Anyone here ever had Brawn. Now thats good eatin'!!!
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I'm spending too much time in the morgue, that's for sure.
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Cabin Fever was 'Meh' and never seen Hostel. This torture porn leaves me cold. I'd rather sit thru an episode of The Golden Girls! Now that's terrifying and sick!
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Less is more. Follow that rule and you will have a much better poster. This is simply being gross just for the sake of being gross.
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That's my potroast!!
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I'm in the Meh catagory, and I even agree with Metalwater too (never thought I would say that!)
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I like the poster.
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... the phrase, "An Eli Roth Film". I am still more excited about Pathogen.
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I thought that Hostel was a well thought out idea with wonderful morals and ideas. I liked the paralels between the prostitution at the beginning and the torture factory towards the end. He put a lot of work into making it more than just a horror flick or, as I guess it's called here, torture porn. However, I think a sequel kind of cheapens the effect of the morality of the first film. I have a feeling that this one is just going to be gore for the sake of it. I'll hold my judgement until I see it, but I just don't see this idea working twice.
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Seriously, it's not like AICN to be so behind on old news.
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through a film projector is grossed out by THIS? Ha!
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A poster with a giant close-up of a vagina.
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a great idea i to will be looking for peopleobviously grossed out reactions, awesome stuff long live eli roth!
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Hostel, Wolf Creek, Saw(s), (new) Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Rob Zombie films and don't forget Passion of the Christ and Apocolypto. I like me some very f%*#d up movies but don't like seeing torture glorified. And we wonder why there wasn't more outrage to Abu Ghraib.
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Untill I watched Saw III with that dude in the rack. That was just too far for me and it was just dragged out for ages. That's the first time that "torture porn" or "goreno" went beyond entertainment for me and now i've been put right off all of it. Consequently this film, which I was intending to see, has just lost all appeal to me.
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Also where is the "Hannibal Rising" (book) talkback? Or news of the FF2 trailer? Or of the recent "Spidey 3" spoilers? Methinks AICN doth be losing it..
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Great, now I'm all hungry like Hungry Jack hungry and it's only 8:54 a.m. EST. Goddamn internets...
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YUMMM!!!
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Not really all that neat, sorry to say
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What is this? Dinner Theater?
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a totally pointless poster for a totally pointless movie. It sucks major ass and this abundant disposable torture-porn shit does nothing for me!
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Hugely overrated director.
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I agree with you. If you need to see this shit for your kicks, go and rent Faces of Death or something. And eat some popcorn while you watch some poor bastard being killed for real. I fucking despair sometimes about humans. It's gone way past just 'desensetization', and is now a situtation where people actually applaude moments in movies where someone gets sliced in two or something. What the fuck is up with that?
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I do hate this stuff. No soul.
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a still from Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman's sex tape.
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Just kidding. It looks pretty nasty, which is nice. But I still don't wanna see the movie. Didn't like the first one, so I'm not worried about the second one.
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You guys must hate walking down the meat aisle in the grocery store.
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I don't know, maybe I'm too old, maybe it's because I've got grown children the same age as those who are thrown to the wolves in these movies, but I'll just have to take someone else's word for it that these films have any redeeming value at all. If you're entertained by "torture porn" (what a legacy that will be for film students decades from now to dissect and argue over), then by all means go ahead and let the rest of us know what we're missing.
I can't properly judge anything I haven't seen, but I still haven't seen anything that will motivate me to risk a couple hours of my life squirming through Hostel or Saw XXV. If I have a choice, I'll stay home with Reds or ET or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or The Simpsons or The Wizard of Oz. The rest of you, knock yourselves out. -
thats just gross
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Wow. The chuckleheads at CHUD admit that something graphic has been approved here in George Bush's Puritanical Jesusland. It must have damn near killed them.
Not a thoughtful (or even composed) poster, but it's for HOSTEL 2 for Pete's sake.
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...Pure and Simple.
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clean tiolet, bad sex, presidential inteligence. I rented the first Hostel .... totally dissapointed. Not looking at the torture porn aspect, just give me some god damn suspense! I don't need some dude being heroic and snipping a dangeling eye ball out - that's not suspense. I really thought (how stupid of me) that this would be a "out of time nail biter" and I all we got was some juvi behind the camera making fag jokes and tossing gore. And for nudity - there was more titties in Beerfest!
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Food Network Holiday special.
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...after a St. Patrick's day feast of corned beef and beer. Which might be visually interesting if I didn't already know exactly what it was and what was in it. Guess that makes it a perfect poster for this film, which -- like throwing up after St. Paddy's -- I will try to avoid but will likely find myself suffering through and swearing silently "never again...never again." But only so I can rightfully rebuke any ass clown who tries to defend it after its release with the whole: "You didn't even see it." argument. Usually I endorse that stance, but does anyone really need to see another Roth film to know it will be shit? I think he's slipped himself nicely into the Boll category of telegraphed expectations.
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well, I guess it gets the point across at least....I could care less.
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Me loves mutton.
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and even I don't find it that disgusting. It's just meat. You want to disgust them, put pics of what the cows go through before they are slaughtered up there. That'll make you lose your appetite and possibly go veggie as well. That's what happened to me. It's sick shit!
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Looks SWEET!!!
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In which Chris Cunningham throws meat against a pane of glass. Like Hostel, but with more plot.
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And I'm betting part 2 is gonna be greater. Eli Roth just keeps getting better. And that poster is fucking SICK...in a good way.
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Dec 20, 2006 10:26:13 AM CST
Its the back of a piece of Tri-Tip....big fuckin deal
by sydbarretsmydad
I see that everytime I fix dinner. Theres nothing ground breaking about that poster, or even sickening. It could be an advert for the cooking channel.
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"Hey meat."
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Those are Balls
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Just to see how far they'd take this. Instead, we get horsemeat from McDonald's. Yawn.
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is supposed to (i assume) look like the aftermath of some part of a human after having been mangled by a power tool (or the like) - i get it - i now a guy whos career was ended because a chainsaw accidentally dug into his thigh - i wonder what hed think of this poster - these movies are stupid - theyre not scary - scary is too hard to pull off these days - things of this nature (in movies) have more impact when theyre implied - rather than put under a spot light - a good example is "blade runner" - batty crushing terrells skull - you never see it - just battys expression and the hideous sounds that are made
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As long as more americans get killed i can't wait to see this movie
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Any way I can get that medium rare with a glass of merlot?
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And THIS gets you queasy? Please. Watching a tortoise (or turtle) get it's head cut off and then discected in Cannibal Ferox is queasy. This, is bollox. Not literally mind you.
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That's right - when you can't come up with something turly creative you go for the most obvious primal things possible - and even here I think the poster fails.
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...when you beat your meat?!
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but its an obvious attempt to gross out people - its cheap - yes, it looks like meat in a butcher shop - but the movie is about human torcher and mutilation - so what we are meant to see when we look at this is a tight shot of some mutilation done to a person - its a type of porn - obviously - putting such an unapologetic close up of the very thing that is the drawing force for such a movie as this is cheap easy and tasteless - its porn - some peole get off on this the same way some people get off on "regular" porn - if i were looking for a porn dvd full of blowjobs and facials id be drawn to the one with a big close up of the act(s) - or a chicks face during or right after the act - this poster is using that same psychology - someone somewhere will see this and get a hard on - thats whats scary
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Look, Hostel was shit, the second will be worse without a doubt, so what's the point exactly? I'd rather see Saw IV than this.
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That's actually pretty damn gross. Fucking awesome.
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live action Underdog=etc. etc. etc.
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Nastiest Poster Imaginable???
Hardley.
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They are all pig fuckers.
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I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Or catsup.
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30+ years later - nothing close to it. Pubescent eating poo - cant help put think Jell-O and Bill Cosby ripped it off years later
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Hostel Part 1 had a quasi-shock tactic poster and was a dull film. Hostel Part 2 is following in the same footsteps. Eli Roth has one talent, and that is in making 80 minute films feel far too long. agree with comments about Salo, that and Caligula are the two most disturbing films i have seen; Hostel and the like are dull trash.
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It's meat. I ate that today, prolly eat it tomorrow. Not everyone is a vegan wimp like Hollywood Producers. Apparently.
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Is what I'd say if I were mildly retarded and trying to ingratiate myself to my slightly cooler, slightly more popular, slightly richer but slightly more retarded movie maker friend.
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Is that even working anymore? Tricking audiences to think he has anything to do with these films besides showing up on set to raid the craft's services table?
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I guess it fits. The movie's gonna be awful. The first one was nigh unwatchable. After all the hype it was an utter piece of crap.
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but that poster was not only not really gross, but also lame. It's a real indication thought process that is behind this film. Lets just try to gross them out without considering quality at all. Lame.
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MPAA will approve this crap, but not the original poster for "Hills Have Eyes 2" because it had a more realistic body? Lame. The first "Hostel" was purely violence for the sake of violence with little to no story behind it. At least "Saw" has a great story to go along with the violence. There is really no reason for a sequel. "Quentin Tarantino Presents" is slowly becoming a warning label to signify total crap.
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Gross. As much as I would love to be the one to say that artists should have the right to put whatever they want out to promote their movie, there's a line. That's not art. And I'm starting to sound like my grandparents, God Help Me, but there's a line. Come on, guys. Ten year old kids are going to walk by this on the way to see Shrek 3. If I were a parent, I would be absolutely fucking horrified. I refuse to see any of this "Torture Porn", as some of the other posters have dubbed it, because yeah, I do think it's going to give some sickos brand new ideas. Mr. Roth, when you film "Cell", take a cue from Hitchcock. Less is definitely more.
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bread
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More Shit than Meat. Rotten Meat. This Stinks, And We Don't Mean the Meeat...
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Saw this a couple of weeks ago on Twitch and then on Eli's Myspace page.
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what exactly am I looking at when I see this poster? A lot of people are saying gross and sick and what not, but I'm not sure what that is. Is it supposed to be out of focus? No really...
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That is gross? WTF are you vegetarian or what?
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is to make his audience puke - and a sick percentage get boners, possibly - what an auteur - keep aiming high eli
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An extreme close-up of a side of beef with a slightly open mouth Photoshopped in? Sorry, but, like a contact lens in a fog, you lost me.
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it's what's for dinner. lol.
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you lost me.
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movies like Hostel and Saw are the cancer in the body of the horror genera and movies in general. No I'm not a big horror movie person but WTF?! Your cheering to Torture Porn and you people cant understand why the world sucks? Fuck people movies like this should make you get up and leave the theater. Also i think that if this keeps up in movies (dear God don't let that happen) that the only good piece of horror entertainment will be video games like Fear and and the such...
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Carcass stuff. The track titles are even better. This (the movie poster) is crappy, unimaginative stuff and it bores me. Torture is nauseating and boring at the same time. Did anyone see that those US marine got charged with UNPREMEDITATED MURDER in Iraq; apparently they accidently raped a 14 year old girl and then massacred the whole neighborhood to cover it up; anyone care? Meh. Welcome to HOSTEL America. It's worse than Bratislava or the Brazil of 'TURISTAS' any day.
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not only is tourture porn bullshit, its been co-oppted by the mainstream, too. enjoy, fuckers.
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