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Pics of Natalie Portman, Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman from MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM!!!

Published at:  Dec 20, 2006 9:30:17 PM CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, this flick... MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM would hold very little interest based solely on the premise... The basic premise is a young, awkward manager of the biggest Toy Store in the world is given ownership of the store by the 200 plus year old owner. When that happens, something dark happens to the store.

However, the talent involved leads me to believe we could have a really sweet and smart family film come November '07.

Not even looking at the talent in front of the camera, the flick is written and directed by a man named Zack Helm, who wrote STRANGER THAN FICTION, which is one of the best movies of '06. If he put a quarter of the hug-a-bility into Portman's character in this one that he did for Maggie Gyllenhaal in FICTION, then I'm going to be a mess.

In front of the camera, you have Natalie Portman, who just keeps getting more and more gorgeous, as well as Dustin Hoffman (just screened a 16mm theatrical trailer for STRAW DOGS that I have last night and it worked as a reminder of just how fucking great Hoffman is... we're lucky he's still with us and putting out great work... his characters in PERFUME and FICTION are fantastic) and Jason Bateman. I'm a recent convert to ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and am so thankful that Bateman got another shot at a career. I think we'll only benefit from his work.

Anyway, there are 5 pics, from KINO-GOVNO.com. The second image down I saw in Entertainment Weekly a little while ago, but the other 4 are new to me. Enjoy!




PHOTOS REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MANDATE PICTURES... SORRY!







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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:17:32 AM CST

    natalie portman...

    by the toad

    ...with short hair is hot

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:18:49 AM CST

    First

    by droogie alex

  • Dec 19, 2006 2:18:50 AM CST

    First!

    by darth thoth

    Had to do it

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:19:14 AM CST

    Bah!

    by darth thoth

    Droogie Alex beat me to the punch by 1 second!

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:22:36 AM CST

    Dustin Hoffman gets more and more gorgeous too...

    by ribbons

    ...or maybe it's that I get more and more drunk. Either way, that is one hot dude. I think I came here to talk about a movie or something too. Oh yeah, those are cool pictures. I like the 'candy-coated' color scheme. I'm still getting a Willy Wonka vibe from this project, but hopefully it'll be able to distinguish itself. It's got a good pedigree in its favor, although first-time directors are always a question mark.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:23:06 AM CST

    Hey, who pushed me? Still first!

    by droogie alex

    4 times and counting

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:24:58 AM CST

    Anyone else love Robin William's "Toys"?

    by pockybot

    "Toys"(Barry Levinson dir, 1992) is by far the most visionary film I've ever seen...so if this movie is anywhere near that, and has the great writing from Stranger Than Fiction, I definately can't wait.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:35:53 AM CST

    You may remember me...

    by playahatersball

    from such films as: "The Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Huffnagel"

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:46:35 AM CST

    It never ceases to amaze me

    by deanamatronix

    how sad those 'first' fags really are.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:55:05 AM CST

    Pockybot....

    by negator76

    ...If 'Toys' is the most visionary film you've ever seen, I would suggest moving to a town that has a video store. Or you could get cable. Or you might consider taking a walk outside. You're welcome.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 2:59:37 AM CST

    Damn you Michael Bay

    by mcmlxxvi

    Damn you Michael Bay

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  • Dec 19, 2006 3:38:19 AM CST

    The trailer to Toys was funnier than the movie.

    by amy chasing

    I laughed so hard my tummy hurt. Too bad the feature that followed (Home Alone 2, or 1 perhaps - same bloke, different haircut) also wasn't as funny as the Toys trailer. Robin Williams did good trailer back then..

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  • Dec 19, 2006 3:39:07 AM CST

    Nathalie Portman

    by zakari paolon

    is fine. Also the rest of the people involved, like the article mentions, is fine. But Portman, damn, Portman is FINE.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 3:42:34 AM CST

    You know it won't be a bad day

    by zompar usilon

    if you see Natalie Portman on the internet in the morning.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 3:54:34 AM CST

    This will be a good movie...

    by mace tofu

    on WEED. Hoffman looks stoned in that second photo. Guess no titties in this ... : (

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  • Dec 19, 2006 5:59:35 AM CST

    Willie Wonka? How could anyone be reminded

    by creasybear

    of Willie Wonka? What possible similarities are there? Besides about everything.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 6:30:46 AM CST

    It's awesome Bateman is getting more work because of AD

    by the wrong guy

    He fracking deserves it, in spite of Teen Wolf 2.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 6:36:21 AM CST

    Natalie does indeed look gorgeous

    by nemesisdarkside

    Nice way to start off the day.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 7:24:16 AM CST

    Kino govno???

    by mr_sinister

    Anyone familiar with Slavic languages should be able to interpret what the name of that website actually means. Hilarious.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 8:14:21 AM CST

    hoffman and portman.

    by jacksonspole

    i'm so there...

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  • Dec 19, 2006 9:03:56 AM CST

    Bateman

    by sefsterj

    They sure like to cast him as some sort of sidekick lawyer, businessman, accoutant, etc.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 9:10:19 AM CST

    Kino govno

    by neonist

    So what does it mean?

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  • Dec 19, 2006 10:32:06 AM CST

    Looks like Jason Bateman...

    by kusoyaro

    is playing Michael Bluth again. Oh well, long live AD!

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  • Dec 19, 2006 10:51:45 AM CST

    How did they de-age Will Wheaton in that Cowboy hat pic

    by sydbarretsmydad

    ....or, wait...is that Natalie Portman??

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  • Dec 19, 2006 11:07:42 AM CST

    Hoffman...

    by cooterbrown

    Caught Rainman the other night flipping through the box.

    One of the all time greatest performances ever.

    Portman - mono dimensional.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 11:24:36 AM CST

    Nat Portman

    by shigeru

    is my girlfriend. true story.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 12:03:39 PM CST

    hope Bateman does well

    by oisin5199

    he deserves a good solid career after AD. Although meaty roles in indie films would be good, too.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 12:40:11 PM CST

    Portman with short hair looks like a ladyboy.

    by reelheed

    Also I fear this film will suck.
    Please grow your hair back Nat. Also make some good films like you used to when you made ... erm ...er ... Leon? ...In fact don't bother making any more films. Thanks. Bye then.

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  • Dec 19, 2006 3:14:05 PM CST

    Reelhead...

    by kid z

    ... DUDE! They could shave Natalie Portman's head BALD and she'd STILL be drop-dead beautiful! ... Oh yeah... they already DID do that... and she was still a babe!

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  • Dec 19, 2006 5:23:32 PM CST

    I think I'm qualitied on what I consider "Visionary"

    by pockybot

    Yes, "Toys" is by far the most extrordinary films Ive seen...but so is Cremaster 3, Koyaanisqatsi, Akira Kurasawa's Dreams, the Cell, Dark Crystal, 2001, City Of Lost Children, Amelie, Fight Club, etc.

    I'm still not sure what genre this film is going to be. What do they mean "when things turn dark"?

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  • Dec 19, 2006 10:40:11 PM CST

    BateMAN, PortMAN, HoffMAN, weird MAN!

    by missing dink

  • Dec 19, 2006 11:14:24 PM CST

    Natalie is ADORABLE with short hair

    by osmosis jones

    Yes, indeedy.

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  • Dec 20, 2006 6:00:44 AM CST

    neonist

    by mr_sinister

    Hey there. Pretty sure 'kino govno' translates to 'shit cinema'.

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  • Dec 20, 2006 11:02:11 AM CST

    this looks as bad as "TOYS"

    by bishop6

    with williams..MEH...

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