SIMPSONS!! ER!! SNL!! 24!! MOONLIGHTING!! ROCKFORD!!
Season-Box DVD Vault!!
I am – Hercules!!
Sam Simon wrote a radio sitcom for Sirius’ “The Howard Stern Show” titled “The Bitter Half,” which offered a fictionalized look at the show’s stars, staff and spouses. It aired Oct. 25 and was far funnier than any new “Simpsons” episode I’ve seen in a decade.
Why is “The Simpsons” no longer as it was? My personal prevailing theory is it no longer has Sam Simon. Before Homer and Bart made their leap from “Tracey Ullman Show” to their own half-hour series in 1989, Simon was one of the key creative forces behind “Cheers,” one of the funniest sitcoms every produced. About 12 years ago, Simon appears to have left the “Simpsons” to pursue other comedy opportunities; draw your conclusions.
Season nine, which ran over 1997 and 1998 and is the last I’m likely to buy, begins with Barney Gumble parking Homer’s car between the towers of the World Trade Center. Later, principal Seymour Skinner is discovered to be an imposter named Armin Tanzarian, Homer joins the NRA, Homer replaces Ned as Bart’s Pee-Wee Football coach, Marge pretends to be Apu's wife, the skeleton of an angel is found buried under sacred ground, Lionel Hutz hires Marge as a realtor, Bart blames a burglar after he accidentally burns down the Christmas tree and all the presents, the family finds carnies squatting in their house, Springfield falls into the thrall of a religious cult (one of which Flanders and Lovejoy do not approve), the Springfield Elementary kids are marooned on a desert island, Homer’s new Internet company provokes the ire of Bill Gates, Krusty develops an edgier act, Homer and Moe perpetrate an insurance scam, Lisa fears a latent “Simpson gene” will make her as stupid as Homer and Bart, Homer captains a nuclear sub and nearly starts a war, Homer becomes a government mole, Lisa and Bart become news anchors, Homer runs for sanitation commissioner, Homer begins training at movie star Rainier Wolfcastle’s gym, and Homer and Marge start having sex in public places.
Treehouse of Horror VIII, with teleplays credited to Ned Goldreyer, David X. Cohen and Mike Scully, parodies “The Omega Man,” “The Fly” and “The Crucible.”
ER: The Complete Sixth Season contains what I gauge to be the single most dramatic and moving episode of the series ever produced. The Valentine’s Day installment, “All in the Family,” portrays the bloody the aftermath of John Carter and Lucy Knight’s assault, and how Greene, Corday, Weaver, Kovac, Lockhart, Chen, Anspaugh, Benton, Romano and others struggle together to save their colleagues’ lives. I find it impossible to watch this episode without dissolving into a puddle of tears. Spoilers follow in invisotext.
Discover that David Krumholtz, of “Numb3rs” and “Serenity” fame, played John and Lucy’s schizophrenic attacker and that 17-year-old Liza Weil, subsequently high schooler Paris Geller on “Gilmore Girls,” played the attacker’s wife. One of the deleted scenes from an earlier episode depicts Lucy’s unremarkable first meeting with her killer.
And though last season is billed as George Clooney’s last, this season actually marks the last appearance of Dr. Doug.
Extras include a gag reel and loads of deleted scenes from 14 of the 22 episodes.
Herc’s Popular Pricing Pantry:
Only five more shopping days till Christmas, and the retailers continue to go nuts. You should too, because everything pretty much rockets back to its unfortunate normal price on Dec. 26. Next week's column will look very different from this one.
First off, it looks like the first season of “24” just fell to $23.49, which I believe is WAY cheaper than anyone has seen it new. I know for sure that a week ago this set was $43.49. It could be back there in a few hours. See what Kim looked like before the cougars ruined her looks. Feliz Gravitas.
$19.99 At $19.99, every episode of “Firefly” is 60% off! All the space-hookers are included.
The Prisoner is still 50%-off!!
I don’t remember seeing the entire “Prisoner” series selling new for less than $90 until two weeks ago. (When I’m pretty sure it was $109!) It’s down to $69.97! It’s also one of the three best series ever aired. This price can’t last past Christmas.
For my money, these are the two funniest British shows ever forged, and they’re usually much more expensive at not-Christmas. Not-Christmas being just around the corner, I suggest you snap these up now-ish:
$29.97 Fawlty Towers: The Complete Series
$69.97 Monty Python: The Complete Series 16-Ton Megaset (45 episodes)
And for those who have been away two weeks, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment still has a handsome selection of season sets ripe for the picking at 70% Off. Again, pretty sure the whole 70%-off thing disappears with Santa’s cookies late Saturday night, but for now:
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Dec. 19, 2006, 1:16 a.m. CST
Now thats's funny...I dont care who ya are
Dec. 19, 2006, 1:26 a.m. CST
People complain about how bad The Simpsons are, but don't stop watching it.<br> And BTW, Cheers was like Friends: It was not really bad, but there was also no real reason, why it became so popular. Overrated!
Dec. 19, 2006, 1:38 a.m. CST
Definitely snapping that one up, and the Monty Python looks a helluva lot cheaper than I've seen it before . . seems as though I'll be buying myself a lot of gifts this year. And Tom Hanks hair is greeaaat.
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:01 a.m. CST
by Franklin T Marmoset
How beautiful you were, and how very mixed-up, and how sad it was when they turned you into a selfish little cow when you were going out with Dr Carter. God bless your pouty little mouth.
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:12 a.m. CST
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:42 a.m. CST
This is the last season with, well, I won't say great... Let's just say 'adequate' writing, and even that exists in only half the season. There have now been more shitty episodes of the show than memorable. <br>It's like watching a close friend in a loveless marriage.
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:59 a.m. CST
I kinda wished I had stuck around for Mark Greene's brain tumor, and the, from what I hear, ridiculous turn of events involving Dr.Romano.
Dec. 19, 2006, 3:02 a.m. CST
And yes, I'm thinking about borrowing them. Sue me.
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:03 a.m. CST
there were still several good episodes and a couple of moments of former greatness ('can i borrow your copy of swank, armin?'; 'you are not ganesh!'), but i agree that the shittiness was already plain in several episodes: especially the lord of the flies one & the kids as news anchors. i gave up watching after the racehorse ep a few seasons later.
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:08 a.m. CST
It has never stopped being funny your anal pricks! Its fucking amazing up until every new episode! There are so many good ones past htis season I loose cunt! Infact - I find a lot of the newer ones funnier, simply ebcause I've seen the early ones so fraking much! I saw one the other week witha gerbil that Homer was gonna launch into space - I laughed so much I had kenco pouring out of my nose! Hoenstly, get over yourselves. Oh and Sam Simon leaving speaks for itself? Simpsons: from strength to streength and a new movie coming out soon, a new (was it 6 year?) contract etc Tell me ohmihgt Herc.... WHAT THE FUCK has Sam Simon done of note (other than teh Stern show) that has the same critical, commercial, international and fan based acclaim than the lowly Untalented staff of the Simpsons? Adult to baby talk: "Is this another one of your theories? Is it...coo coo... is it up there with every show after Lost is a Lost "rip off"??? coo...coo..." :-)
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:17 a.m. CST
Is it not the Perfect Wave? Puny Hanks hair is no match for the Five-O Flip! 24 first season eps of Five-O AND the pilot movie - woo hoo! Thank you, Baby Jesus - I am there - book 'em!
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:16 a.m. CST
I liked the show, but why so much, just not available any longer? I practically did a spit take on that price.
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:19 a.m. CST
Just like Abe Simpson or Mr. Burns - time to shelve it, then make a new iteration like Star Trek... Hmmm - Simpsons, the Next Generation - just use the ep where Lisa married the Brit as a template... Laffs aplenty! (Yawn)
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:21 a.m. CST
Shows I never watched - call me the AntiChrist, I don't care - I think I have healthier brain cells because of it - of course, I did watch an episode of Baywatch Nights - urk!
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:41 a.m. CST
The people who say that even season 9 is unwatchable clearly aren't familiar with the episodes in this particular season. 9 ranks among the best seasons in its political satire and social commentary and a good many of the episodes have grown to be classics. The Lord of the Flies and the Trash Man episodes are two of the most memorable in the show's canon. It may not be the genius of Season 8, but it's still damn good television. I would also argue that the departure of Sam Simon was a big loss for the show, but not its death knell. The reduced roll of David Mirkin is certainly to blame for some of the show's slide in quality over the years.
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:48 a.m. CST
season 9 was fantastic.......some real gems, especially the NRA episode which is by far the best episode of The Simpsons EVER. HELL, IT'S ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF ANY COMEDY SHOW EVER!
Dec. 19, 2006, 5:08 a.m. CST
shit, pure and simple. if they're memorable, it's only in the context of "i remember when the simpsons began to suck something awful".
Dec. 19, 2006, 5:28 a.m. CST
by Flim Springfield
It became the biggest show in the world, and had to accomodate a global audience. The subtle humour had to be lessened and the slapstick played up, because a groin-shot is funny in any culture. So it comes down to whether you're okay with "sharing" the Simpsons with the world or not.
Dec. 19, 2006, 7:29 a.m. CST
by maxwell's hammer
...is actually my second favorite ER episode, after Mark Greene's final episode, "On The Beach", which has actually provoked tears the two times I've watched it.
Dec. 19, 2006, 8:11 a.m. CST
by Sammy Jankis
I bought 24 Season 1 on sale for $14.99 in October of 2004 on Amazon, so this isn't the cheapest ever. It was some kinda crazy sale that lasted only a week.
Dec. 19, 2006, 8:18 a.m. CST
personally, i like the scope of the show now. im not so sure about the feature thats coming.
Dec. 19, 2006, 8:44 a.m. CST
For those people blinding buying this DVD, don't. It's not a "new" release. It's exactly the same as the previous best of Steve Martin disc, but with a handful of new sketches on it. If you own the previous one, I would not say this is justified worth buying, and it's definitely not a "2".
Dec. 19, 2006, 8:57 a.m. CST
by Osmosis Jones
If so, *there's* your reason why the show has gotten unwatchable since then. I'll admit to enjoying a few season 9 eps when they first sired, but there's also a whole lotta crap in there. I'm content with the perfect first eight seasons I have on my shelf.
Dec. 19, 2006, 9 a.m. CST
Which season had the Scorpio episode? That was, by far, the funniest episodes of all Simpsons history. It also happens to be my favorite.
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:02 a.m. CST
The new "slimline" version still takes up the space of five regular DVD cases. For 17 episodes! And how about adding the option to skip directly to the main menu, you bastards?!
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:08 a.m. CST
by Osmosis Jones
Again: Last. Great. Season.
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:44 a.m. CST
something happened with the animation and the sound of that show. Nobody sounds right, Bart sounds way to much like a girl now. It all went down hill by season 10 maybe start of 11
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:44 a.m. CST
something happened with the animation and the sound of that show. Nobody sounds right, Bart sounds way to much like a girl now. It all went down hill by season 10 maybe start of 11
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:48 a.m. CST
Hank: Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come in later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "boss".
Dec. 19, 2006, 10:21 a.m. CST
by Borgnine JR
But EVERYONE remembers Mr. Belvedere. Wesley, you insufferable sot. Christopher Hewitt Rules!!
Dec. 19, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST
Dec. 19, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST
"Feliz Gravitas really made me laugh.
Dec. 19, 2006, 12:02 p.m. CST
by One-Eye Tigh
...that makes me want to punch him in the eye? And speaking of Lewises, where the hell are the Parker Lewis Can't Lose DVDs?
Dec. 19, 2006, 12:09 p.m. CST
In full disclosure I think seasons 3 and 4 were the pinnacle of writing on this show. I think the Monorail episode in season 4 was simultaneously one of the funniest episodes, period and the beginning of the end where flexible reality snapped and any heart was completely sacrificed on the altar of comedy. I also still watch it, because it is still funny if not as good as it once was. However, Season 9 was the season where there was a noticeable decline in quality. I wonder if this is when they began to work on Futurama? It seems that since Futurama debuted (during the Simpsons 10th Season?) any heart or real character was incorporated into Futurama. It may have been simply divided effort (ala the last and worst season of Buffy when Joss had two other shos on his plate), but when the Simpsons was at its nadir around the 9th-12th seasons, Futurama came in and started blowing it away in comedy and heart.
Dec. 19, 2006, 12:36 p.m. CST
Seriously, fuck you Michael Bay.
Dec. 19, 2006, 12:54 p.m. CST
by Creamery Butter
But deepdiscountdvd has it for $59.97, so I know where I'll be going.
Dec. 19, 2006, 1:23 p.m. CST
Dec. 19, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST
That is the last season I have purchased. And it still has lots of crappy eps. I will never purchase the Simpsons again. The sad part is, most of season 9 is terrible, but it is still ten times better than whatever passes for the "Simpsons" these days. I've said this before, but I will say it again. It's like your grandmother in the late stages of Alzheimer's. They are just a former shell of themselves, and the most tragic part is that you can remember just how brilliant and amazing they used to be. And sadly, you just want them to die.
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST
I don't know if they brought in some new writers, but the last few episodes have been pretty solid. <p>"Marge, admit it, you just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have three kids."</p>
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:11 p.m. CST
by Childe Roland
...than anything on the Simpsons after season 8. Thanks for that.
Dec. 19, 2006, 2:51 p.m. CST
The writing and jokes are funny, they just have awful plots, which is obviously understandable after 350 + episodes where basically everything has been done.
Dec. 19, 2006, 3:08 p.m. CST
I tried to order it this morning. Pisses me right off.
Dec. 19, 2006, 3:20 p.m. CST
Dec. 19, 2006, 3:41 p.m. CST
by Baron Karza
The commentary in the season 8 DVDs are garbage. Practically no insight to development and nobody can remember who wrote the jokes because many of the writers are gone! I used to buy, now I Netflix them.. sad.
Dec. 19, 2006, 4:31 p.m. CST
by Flim Springfield
...is that was the year I first started checking out internet newsgroups, and people were complaining just as much as today that the Simpsons was terrible, it should be cancelled, it's gone downhill since Season X... Now that season is considered a "classic". The moral: Ignore internet whiners.
Dec. 19, 2006, 5:19 p.m. CST
by future help
founfd them to be more "old-school" funny again. Hell, even ALL of the town's characters have been showing up 10 fold.
Dec. 19, 2006, 5:41 p.m. CST
But seasons 17 and 18 (thus far) are crap. Only about 10 good episodes in the bunch. I love seasons 9 and 10, don't care enough to buy 11-14 (but liked watching them every sunday). Def will get 15-16. These new eps are shockingly bad now though.
Dec. 19, 2006, 6:27 p.m. CST
by Attempted Yorker
Anyone else notice the $144.45 (US) price-tag on Twin Peaks series 1 (7 episodes, without pilot - that makes no sense whatsoever)... that is fucking ridiculous!! When is series 2 coming out? Oh and while the Simpsons is still watchable, (unlike most other shit on telly now), series 4 is possibly the greatest 10-odd hours of television ever made. Homer The Heretic... perfect.
Dec. 19, 2006, 7:34 p.m. CST
Was the end. Oh, and Clown College is the funniest.
Dec. 19, 2006, 9:24 p.m. CST
Some s9 episodes are pretty bad ("I'm not the real Seymour Skinner"? Fuckin' spare me!), but, if only for "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson", this set belongs in everyone's collection.
Dec. 19, 2006, 11:12 p.m. CST
I clicked on that link for the Prisoner set when I first saw it and it said they only had one left at that time. At Amazon they probably only did have the one for sale at that price. I thought I would never see that series on sale but there it was. Now it'll probably happen again.
Dec. 19, 2006, 11:22 p.m. CST
I just randomly checked the Monty Python and Fawlty Towers 'sales' and found them listed for regular prices so click with caution.
Dec. 20, 2006, 2:04 a.m. CST
$69.99 isn't bad, but I got mine from ebay - still factory sealed - for $50. Ebay is definately the place to buy box sets - not Amazon. Also, any word on if we'll get a re-release of Twin Peaks Season 1 when Season 2 hits in April? Maybe they'll include the pilot this time.
Dec. 20, 2006, 10:23 a.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
. . . Buying Season 1 was one of the hastiest mistake purchases I've ever made. Has anyone looked into what the deal is with it? Is it ever coming out???
Dec. 20, 2006, 10:27 a.m. CST
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
But there is some crap in that season too. You can see it really dropping off with the news anchor episode. And yes, the New York episode is a gem too "Kalkalesh" <p> In the UK they didnt show the New York episode for about 2 or 3 years after 9/11. Always though that was sad because it is not only a really funny episode but it also felt like they had won because we were censoring ourselves. Just a thought.
Dec. 20, 2006, 10:36 a.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
. . . Sam Simon's The Bitter Half was the most painful listening experience EVER. It was a complete inside joke to faithful Howard Stern listeners like me and I still thought it completely sucked beyond belief. My wife & I listened to it on a car trip and were actually embarassed for everyone involved. Come on now, Herc, I agree with you that The Simpsons have completely gone down hill, but the worst Simpsons episode slaughters the Bitter Half.
Dec. 20, 2006, 4:56 p.m. CST
doing the voices yet? That's the one reason why I never really bought these DVDs. Seeing the voice artists work would be a HUGE bonus but they never show it. I remember some dork at Fox saying that they didn't want to show the actors because it would "ruin the magic behind the show". WTF??? It's a cartoon for adults - we know it's not real! There is no magic. Fox sucks.
Dec. 20, 2006, 5:13 p.m. CST
One day only, 50% off all HBO titles. December 24th, 7AM - 5PM. I'm thinking about getting "Gia: Unrated" and Bill Maher's comedy specials.
Dec. 20, 2006, 5:48 p.m. CST
1. They're still funny. No, maybe not as funny as the heyday of seasons 6-9, but really, the whining and bitching is way out of proportion. 2. They hold up much better in reruns than Family Guy or (especially) American Dad. 3. Remember that whining and bitching I mentioned earlier? It really does a damned good job of reminding the rest of us why we don't give a shit what you mewling basement-dwelling trolls say about the show, because you just love to hear your own hateful opinions and pretend you've got the authority to dictate whether a show is worthwhile or not. Don't like it? There are like 70 other channels you can pick from, and that's just on my basic cable. Watch. Something. Else. That said, the Skinner episode in season 9 does suck, but every show sucks once in awhile. Even Cop Rock.
Dec. 21, 2006, 6:06 a.m. CST
The sad thing about the Simpsons is that yes, you could argue that their episodes the last ten or so years, while better than a lot of what is on tv, suck so bad compared to the first ten or so years, that it is just sad to watch. And it is ranters like silentbobafett2 up above that really piss me off. I'm not even sure if he was serious or not, but it was Simpsons fans that should have been the natural audience for Futurama, but too many jagoffs got offended when people dared to say that Futurama was FUNNIER than the Simpsons, (WHICH IT WAS) and refused to watch Futurama. They killed Futurama! You bastards!
Dec. 21, 2006, 3:08 p.m. CST
for the simpson's demise, but I think that it's just the amount of time that it's been on the air that's killed it. Look at the life of a typical sitcom. It's not usually for the first season or two, but it shows glimpses of greatness. Then it hits it starts to get funny a few seasons in, then really hit's it's stide in like season 6 or 7. Usually, it will then start to lose it, for whatever reason. Most good sitcoms know to end before it gets really bad (Seinfeld smartly bowed out after nine seasons, cheers after 11 I think) but the Simpsons has just kept going. I think when shows feel to comfertable with themselves, they just loose their edge or something. But who knows, maybe it will get it's second wind by season 20!
Dec. 25, 2006, 5:59 a.m. CST
the fake VH1 "Behinf the Laughter" episode....fucking killed it for me...i tried to watch the new ones...saw the one where bart becomes a drummer...when the episode was over...i was FURIOUS...SICKENED even...Simpsons is dead...face facts
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- Tom Hardy (as twins) and Emily Browning to star in Brian Helgeland's gangster flick, LEGEND! -- 44 total posts 35 posts