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Dear lord… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 10:56:18 AM
FIRST!!! by THE REAL DOC WAGNER JR.	Dec 15th, 2006 10:57:34 AM
First? by clone-o-mat	Dec 15th, 2006 10:58:36 AM
nope... by clone-o-mat	Dec 15th, 2006 10:59:30 AM
It rules selling out? by deanamatronix	Dec 15th, 2006 11:00:33 AM
Oh come on now ... by Shan	Dec 15th, 2006 11:02:01 AM
the sail barge was pretty dope though… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 11:07:53 AM
You can also be in my next movie. by TraumReiter	Dec 15th, 2006 11:09:16 AM
I think my IQ just dropped after watching that. by kinghenryVIII	Dec 15th, 2006 11:15:11 AM
...brain... by RaveX	Dec 15th, 2006 11:23:15 AM
Five whores and no sex??? by MoviePirate	Dec 15th, 2006 11:26:33 AM
I only want to see it if... by Doctor_Sin	Dec 15th, 2006 11:27:01 AM
Jabba the Hutt by MoviePirate	Dec 15th, 2006 11:31:28 AM
I'm sorry I clicked this link. by Badger999	Dec 15th, 2006 11:39:08 AM
Pretty funny by Daddylonghead	Dec 15th, 2006 11:40:15 AM
Thank you Harry.... by solartaco3	Dec 15th, 2006 11:43:59 AM
TOO SOON by Pageiv	Dec 15th, 2006 11:44:10 AM
WTF!!! by Gabba-UK	Dec 15th, 2006 12:07:02 PM
Jim Carrey by emeraldboy	Dec 15th, 2006 12:10:02 PM
WTF? by KoozyK	Dec 15th, 2006 12:16:05 PM
ok, that was funny by macgruder	Dec 15th, 2006 12:23:49 PM
The sail barge was cool... by abominate	Dec 15th, 2006 12:24:06 PM
To make it more realistic by veritasses	Dec 15th, 2006 12:25:26 PM
OK.... by PwnedByStallone	Dec 15th, 2006 12:25:36 PM
What A Torture Porn!!!!! by DerLanghaarige	Dec 15th, 2006 12:29:50 PM
The Guy is Proud of looking like that? by DonMurphysTool	Dec 15th, 2006 12:41:13 PM
Thank you sir, may I have another? by ATARI	Dec 15th, 2006 12:47:53 PM
That can't be Harry.... by Merlox	Dec 15th, 2006 12:59:31 PM
Funny stuff Harry, just needs more Paris Hilton bashing by Knobules	Dec 15th, 2006 01:01:15 PM
Just remember.... by Forestal	Dec 15th, 2006 01:14:05 PM
Harry, you ever go to a Hollywood swinger's party? by Doctor_Sin	Dec 15th, 2006 01:18:12 PM
That was freakin funny! by boba_rob	Dec 15th, 2006 01:19:47 PM
I liked the geek henchmen. by Gilkuliehe	Dec 15th, 2006 01:28:10 PM
Size Matters Not by CyberVishnu	Dec 15th, 2006 01:31:22 PM
Lindsey by porterdsgn	Dec 15th, 2006 01:45:06 PM
Shens by scrivener	Dec 15th, 2006 01:49:03 PM
Actually not bad! by aceattorney	Dec 15th, 2006 01:52:11 PM
That freakin' rocks by Doc Falken	Dec 15th, 2006 01:54:14 PM
Is Bryan your boyfriend? by Beeslo	Dec 15th, 2006 01:55:58 PM
What happened to the Paris Hilton Mother Theresea flick by Spandau Belly	Dec 15th, 2006 02:05:08 PM
Did anyone else read "mounted" and not "vaunted?" by AdrianVeidt	Dec 15th, 2006 02:08:48 PM
Harry, thanks for wasting 4 minutes of my life by YackBacker	Dec 15th, 2006 02:12:25 PM
the hot asian 19 year old is not a girlfriend by HEADGEEK	Dec 15th, 2006 02:16:00 PM
Congrats on the engagement playa by Darth Thoth	Dec 15th, 2006 02:30:20 PM
Power of Foul Cooch? by biggles2_22	Dec 15th, 2006 02:44:29 PM
Good stuff by Black And Gold	Dec 15th, 2006 02:52:15 PM
Good luck with Eragon, Harry… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 02:58:43 PM
oh, but… by The Heathen	Dec 15th, 2006 02:59:32 PM
Still no love for Peter Boyle from this site!!!!!!!! by Big_Bubbaloola	Dec 15th, 2006 03:19:02 PM
I don't get Lohan's fame..... by Retrace	Dec 15th, 2006 03:19:43 PM
But i gotta say that the vid was funny!!! by Big_Bubbaloola	Dec 15th, 2006 03:23:09 PM
Bubba by seppukudkurosawa	Dec 15th, 2006 03:53:20 PM
ASSHOLE by tHEmOOG	Dec 15th, 2006 04:08:37 PM
Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Dec 15th, 2006 04:10:14 PM
OH MY GOD! by andyny29	Dec 15th, 2006 05:07:55 PM
I love sushi by DOGSOUP	Dec 15th, 2006 05:19:20 PM
What the fuck was that? by Doc_Strange	Dec 15th, 2006 05:21:31 PM
Bob Saget rules by JT Kirk	Dec 15th, 2006 05:31:14 PM
PS by JT Kirk	Dec 15th, 2006 05:32:14 PM
Heheh by Durendal	Dec 15th, 2006 05:40:48 PM
What is the story behind this cartoon anyway? by jrbarker	Dec 15th, 2006 05:44:28 PM
Lindsay Lohan IS hot by TheGoddamnSiege	Dec 15th, 2006 06:05:09 PM
Bob Saget by veritasses	Dec 15th, 2006 06:16:31 PM
Holy crap! by Shermdawg	Dec 15th, 2006 07:05:25 PM
i'm still laughing by Bloo	Dec 15th, 2006 07:06:00 PM
Has anybody seen the video for "Rollin' With Saget?" by LlGHTST0RMER	Dec 15th, 2006 07:24:56 PM
Just to clarify by mr jones	Dec 15th, 2006 07:58:50 PM
Thundercats by CrackerFromHe11	Dec 15th, 2006 08:05:42 PM
Flames on Harry Knowles=Fountain Grosses. by TomBodet	Dec 15th, 2006 08:32:49 PM
Funny by Chaka!	Dec 15th, 2006 09:10:36 PM
Sign me up for that Army, Harry...I'm yer loose cannon by ChickenGeorgeVII	Dec 15th, 2006 10:41:35 PM
She's only marrying ya for your movie collection by George Newman	Dec 15th, 2006 10:47:30 PM
Giggled by georges garvaren	Dec 15th, 2006 10:59:46 PM
Hahaha! Funny. by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:18:19 AM
Don't forget the black box by yoko knowles	Dec 16th, 2006 12:31:47 AM
how this cartoon portrays me in a positive light by HEADGEEK	Dec 16th, 2006 12:36:14 AM
This is second time they've done the olson twin powers by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:38:23 AM
Yoko - silly girl by HEADGEEK	Dec 16th, 2006 12:38:42 AM
yes sir by yoko knowles	Dec 16th, 2006 12:40:20 AM
Spoken like a true Geek Harry! by Orionsangels	Dec 16th, 2006 12:40:24 AM
That was really Harry in the ORBIT ad? by playahatersball	Dec 16th, 2006 02:37:48 AM
The cartoon is dope, though by playahatersball	Dec 16th, 2006 02:38:42 AM
Hilton´s lines are too long by CuervoJones	Dec 16th, 2006 05:22:16 AM
it wasn't funny by angrykirby.tk	Dec 16th, 2006 05:44:21 AM
Get some actual FEMALES to do the voices by godoffireinhell	Dec 16th, 2006 07:16:18 AM
More Episodes by ping1040	Dec 16th, 2006 08:11:25 AM
I am off to see Eragon by emeraldboy	Dec 16th, 2006 08:21:02 AM
A little coke and sympathy by mortsleam	Dec 16th, 2006 09:20:32 AM
Ain't It Cool News turns into TV Funhouse by Mr Incredible	Dec 16th, 2006 11:01:02 AM
Harry by Forestal	Dec 16th, 2006 11:08:45 AM
See, Lohans voice is like that cause she smokes alot by DigitalDong	Dec 16th, 2006 11:13:39 AM
two words by aicmb	Dec 16th, 2006 12:11:42 PM
Anyone have pics of Yoko? by godoffireinhell	Dec 16th, 2006 12:12:34 PM
Wow, Yoko is posting! by Daddylonghead	Dec 16th, 2006 12:58:56 PM
& for the record by Daddylonghead	Dec 16th, 2006 01:00:33 PM
Eragon a review by emeraldboy	Dec 16th, 2006 02:31:09 PM
A few things to address: by Rakafraker	Dec 16th, 2006 02:36:28 PM
very funny by Joey_Redballs	Dec 16th, 2006 02:43:19 PM
Not too soon? by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 16th, 2006 03:59:38 PM
Nice posting Jedisiccors. by TomBodet	Dec 16th, 2006 04:27:25 PM
Hilarious by DarthDooku	Dec 16th, 2006 06:19:49 PM
"Now come scratch my hairy back"... by The Midget_King	Dec 16th, 2006 09:38:33 PM
episode III sucked me off in a back alley by WolfmanNards	Dec 16th, 2006 10:11:42 PM
5 STARS by Mace Tofu	Dec 17th, 2006 03:13:58 AM
Harry by JAGUART	Dec 17th, 2006 04:34:11 AM
haha by the_shogun_gunslinger	Dec 17th, 2006 06:31:45 AM
so funny by roccotheripper	Dec 17th, 2006 12:22:21 PM
Lohan. britney and all.... by emeraldboy	Dec 17th, 2006 03:21:38 PM
Harry says... by monster2Bpitied	Dec 17th, 2006 03:34:23 PM
Seriously though, Your name is Yoko?!?!?!?!?! by RickSlamu2	Dec 18th, 2006 01:22:20 AM
Sure, I'd do that to get to Harry's movie collection... by Durendal	Dec 19th, 2006 12:01:40 AM

Behold my awesomeness - as I do battle with Lohan, Hilton and the vaunted Olsen Twins! Muahahahahahaaa!

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