Dec. 15, 2006, 10:57 a.m. CST
by THE REAL DOC WAGNER JR.
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:56 a.m. CST
by The Heathen
That is all.
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:58 a.m. CST
For real, yo?
Dec. 15, 2006, 11 a.m. CST
And being fat? Sure. And I'm sure dying of a cholesterol induced heart attack is the ultimate trip, yeah?
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:59 a.m. CST
turns out I'm neither horseshoe nor hand grenade : (
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:02 a.m. CST
Use talkbackers would put up a much better fight than that ...
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:07 a.m. CST
by The Heathen
and Ritchie's shades were kinda funny too.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:09 a.m. CST
For free! Here's my latest www.zombiewestern.de
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST
But it was my fault for hitting play anyway. The Sail Barge was cool though. Lindsays voice grated on my spine.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:27 a.m. CST
The Olsen twins are replaced with Beyonce and Shakira; All four of them are naked and covered in baby oil; I am with them; And if I have an endless supply of Viagra and no time limits. Otherwise, who cares? Harry needs his own animated show on Cartoon Network, adult-themed like Drawn Together (seriously!)...it'd rule.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:26 a.m. CST
Could someone made a hentai out of this.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:31 a.m. CST
Aint't that Jabba the Hutt with Harry's mask on.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:40 a.m. CST
Lohan's voice was especially enjoyable.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:39 a.m. CST
I think I'll not watch whatever's posted here. I'll go look at that drawing of Angelina Jolie nekkid in "Beowulf" again.
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST
I know we're sometimes bad and the assholes at CHUD look down their nose at us. But goddamn I love you and the Talkbackers!
Dec. 15, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST
That was funny, what you all smoking?
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:07 p.m. CST
That is all I have to say on the matter.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:10 p.m. CST
I used to be a Jim Carrey fan but after the news I heard today. I going to give him a very wide berth. You see Carrey went to Cruises wedding with new girlfriend JennyMcCarthey. and now news has start to filter through that Carrey has become a friend of the Cruises. SO what you may say? WE all know what happens to people who become the Cruises new best friends. First Carrey's agent is fired after 15 years in september of this year and then we hear that Carrey is taking interest in Cruises beliefs. I have no problem in Carrey dating whoever he likes but I have huge in problem in Carrey becoming a cruise-bot. Cruise-bots have zero sense of humour. This is the one thing Carrey is famous for. Zany comedy. His new film is anything but zany and another new best friend of cruise is J-lo and her hubby Marc Antohny. They have all denied that they are cruise bots. Fools and there money are quickly parted. Goodbye Jim Carrey it was nice knowing you.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST
that wasn't funny at all! a lot of in jokes that weren't even great ones at that. what that short film needed was one or both of the following:1) Harry drinks a beer and cheats on his wife for us old school aicn readers. 2)TOO SOON! for you new whipper-snappers. Of couse with the addition of both those jokes, i still wouldn't be funny.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST
they should’ve added the underage cheerleader from Heroes chained in Harry’s dungeon as well as Harry’s nephew with poop filled diapers. Sticking in a Transformers/Michael Bay reference might've made it current and appropriate too.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:23 p.m. CST
REAL FUNNY, I still love ya harry.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:24 p.m. CST
...and the puking. And Boba Fett.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST
THAT was the greatest damn thing ever put on this website! Harry, can't you afford stomach stapling by now? There's no shame in it. You're going to have a coronary bro.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST
Apart from that, it was funny ^_^
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:41 p.m. CST
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:47 p.m. CST
In the next one, make sure to have a scene where Harry's nose is shoved up Peter Jackson's ass.
Dec. 15, 2006, 12:59 p.m. CST
...I've never seen him give a bad review about ANYTHING anymore...
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:14 p.m. CST
Harry has a hot 19 year old Asian girlfriend. And you don't...
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:18 p.m. CST
'Cause you better take protection, man. All I'm sayin'.
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST
Specially that skinny Lion-o. THat's what I think when I see some of the TB names.
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST
Boy they totally fucked up depicting Harry's actual size. He's much fatter in real life and would need more than a model of Jabba's Barge to move his titanic carcass. More along the lines of...you know that stupid neon alien city that surfaces at the end of The Abyss? Yeah if that floated, that might do the job.
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:45 p.m. CST
I love it that Lindsey Lohan sounds like a man!
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST
Everyone knows that Harry gives positive reviews to EVERYTHING. I call shenanigans.
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:52 p.m. CST
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:54 p.m. CST
by Doc Falken
Is Herc Lion-o?
Dec. 15, 2006, 1:55 p.m. CST
Never looked so good Harry...I mean, seriously...you've never looked good. At all. Ever. But your sailbarge was a nice change from your wheelchair! BNAT8 rocked this year!
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:05 p.m. CST
by Spandau Belly
that was supposed to be in the works. I am first in line for that.
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:08 p.m. CST
Cuz the image of Harry mounting the Olsen twins might have made my day.
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST
that's my fiancee. And I've given plenty of scathing reviews in my time. It's just that now days - I tend to steer clear of putting myself through that agony. Though... I may see Eragon today - so that could change. But dammit, I just love dragons. <BR><BR><BR>Harry
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:30 p.m. CST
by Darth Thoth
Best wishes to you and your lady Harry. Peace brother.
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:44 p.m. CST
Yeah, I get Paris's hot oil bit, but what about the disabling stench of that infected red cooz? Of course it would be no match for Harry's boob-sweat. Still hungry?
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:52 p.m. CST
by Black And Gold
I laughed. Look forward to part 2.
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:58 p.m. CST
by The Heathen
that's the farthest thing from my mind to go and see. Hey, you said that you write reviews sometimes based on bets like with your Blade II review right? Well how about reviewing Eragon as something to make the movie at least worthwhile as you watch it and for us to read.
Dec. 15, 2006, 2:59 p.m. CST
by The Heathen
leave out the cheerleader from Heroes. That freaked me out.
Dec. 15, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST
She looks like a red neck stripper who rents a trailer.
Dec. 15, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST
Fer shame Harry!!!! Fer shame!!!
Dec. 15, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST
That is all!
Dec. 15, 2006, 3:53 p.m. CST
There WAS a Peter Boyle talkback, and I'd post the link to it here if the Search function were...well, functioning.<p> </p>And was that The Ginger Twit getting brained by Mary-Kate there??
Dec. 15, 2006, 4:08 p.m. CST
what of it
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:07 p.m. CST
Harry, your morbidly obese body is so hot! I want to marry you! You rock my world! Sigh, but you're taken aren't you?
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:19 p.m. CST
I also am evil enough to laugh if any of those "actresses" were to honestly die.
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:21 p.m. CST
That was two minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:31 p.m. CST
by JT Kirk
Bob Saget gets a bad rap for doing Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, but the guy is one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever heard utter a word of comedy, and despite being the TV dad of the '90s, the guy works blue comedy like no other. <br><br> As for the vid, too much cheap Harry-bashing, not enough squashing anorexic skanks with large weaponry. The biggest laugh I got was Paris Hilton defeating a criminal by humping his leg. The freckles all over LL was right on the money, and her voice did have me smiling.
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:32 p.m. CST
by JT Kirk
Smarter Harry-bashing = funnier, and more talkbacks.
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:40 p.m. CST
That was pretty good. The next one should showcase Harry's gravitational pull, where everythiing in the nearby vicinity is drawn toward the black hole of his mouth.
Dec. 15, 2006, 5:44 p.m. CST
It isn't Cartuna. It does remind me a little of Robert Smigel's TV Funhouse stuff. But it ain't. What is this about?
Dec. 15, 2006, 6:05 p.m. CST
But that doesn't stop her from being a one-dimensional actor.
Dec. 15, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST
is good when he's being himself (ie raunchy, crude and abusive). But he sold out and did the super lame AFHV and Full House for far too long which ruined his image as a funny guy.
Dec. 15, 2006, 7:05 p.m. CST
That was great.
Dec. 15, 2006, 7:06 p.m. CST
it's been 15 or so minutes since I've watched it and i'm still laughing...send us another one...AICN and the Talkbackers rule...nooen can stop us...muhahahaha
Dec. 15, 2006, 7:24 p.m. CST
It's a song by Jamie Kennedy. It's rather funny. It's probably on YouTube or something. Makes you think differently of The Sag. The Aristocrats will make you think differently of him, too.
Dec. 15, 2006, 7:58 p.m. CST
by mr jones
It rules being Harry. Because you get to be portrayed as amassively obese sad sack who imprisons losers (badly) and is eminently unfunny. How does any of that portray Harry in a good light. And if, therefore, simply being made fun of in a very bad cartoon is the pinnacle of success, what does that say about the goals of Harry and/or anyone else? That simply being the 'star' of anything, however dire, is better than not being well known? A sad indictment of our present, if ever there was one. Whatever happened to celebrating people who actually did something meaningful?
Dec. 15, 2006, 8:05 p.m. CST
I liked how one of the talkbackers was dressed up as a Thundercat. And now I wonder how long before Hollywood defiles that property...
Dec. 15, 2006, 9:10 p.m. CST
That was pretty damn funny ... Lohan's voice was great, as was Harry's name dropping.
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:41 p.m. CST
Ya know...it's friday night....there is nothing on tv...it's cold outside...and my local liquor mart is having a sale....whick only means...THE CHICKEN IS FULL OF CHEAP FLAMMABLE BOURBON AND DYIN FOR A SHITFACED STREETBRAWL!!!!! BRING ON THEM BITCHES!!! I'LL SPIT IN THEIR EYE AND PUT THEM IN THEIR GODDAMN PLACE!!! AND THAT PLACE IS SCRUBBING MY STAINED TOILET AND MY HAIRY ASS CRACK!!!!! SHIT...THEY DON' SCARE ME...I GOTTA 350 POUND FULL ON BUTCH BULLDYKE AS A PAROLE OFFICER AND I EVEN SLAP THAT CUNT AROUND IF SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH LIP OR A FUCKING ANKLET FOR HOUSE ARREST!!!! AND THEN THAT BITCH IS COOKING MY LOUSY FUCKING SUPPER FOR WHICH I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER AGAIN FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK!!!! AND THESE BITCHES ARE USELESS IN THE KITCHEN, WHICH MEANS I'LL PUT EM ON BALL SCRATCHIN PATROL!!!! YEAHHHHH...THEY CAN SCRATCH MY HOT SWEATY PASTY CHEESE NUTS UNTIL I SLAP EM FOR GETTING THAT SHIT WRONG!!! I'LL SLAP THEM BITCHES LIKE ALL MY DADDYS SLAPPED MY MAMA!!!! YESSIREEBOB!!!! BRING ON THE BITCHES!!!! I WANNA FIGHTME SOME TWIGS!!!! I WANNA TRAP ONE IN MY TAINT AND SEE IF I CAN SMOKE HER OUT WITH WHITE CASTLE FARTS!!!! SIGN ME UP HARRY!!!! I'M ENBALMED AND WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE SLAPBACK OF THEIR FACE SKIN AS IT SPRINGS BACK FROM MY BACKHANDS!!!!! YEEEEHAH!!!...And thus, we get guns too...right? - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:47 p.m. CST
by George Newman
and sweet hook ups. I'd do it. Wait--
Dec. 15, 2006, 10:59 p.m. CST
by georges garvaren
till I wiggled I did. Say, did you know about this or is it news to you too, Harry?
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:18 a.m. CST
Merry Christmas everyone http://tinyurl.com/yzws8d
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:31 a.m. CST
by yoko knowles
I also married him to get the black box in talkbacks
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:36 a.m. CST
First off - I'm anti-Superficial Friends. I stand against Lindsay, Paris, The Olsens and that other one. That cartoonists felt I was diametrically opposed to their senseless pap... is awesome. <BR><BR>That I would put them in exploitation action with your basic fanboy - is correct. Only thing they got wrong is that I'm not attracted to any of these girls. I am attracted to healthy looks and sharp minds - something that none of these girls have ever demonstrated. <BR><BR>It does portray my geek collection as a bit myopically modern. Most of my treasures go back at least 40 years or more. I love vintage Hollywood. Like George Pal's director's chair and Lon Chaney's Make-up kit. BUT damn if I don't want a working Jabba Skiff. And I'd much rather put Christina Ricci or Scarlet Johannson in the Princess Leia slave garb.... and most of all, it'd be Eva Green. <BR><BR>Lastly... I have a Volcano base with my head carved in the side of it. FUCKING COOL! Getting my "fewings" hurt over being called fat? Fuck that. I've had that since 2nd Grade - and I've a beautiful Fiancee and a great life. I could give two shits about what others think of me. And I have a sense of HUMOR about myself - unlike a lot of folks out there that get bent out of shape when an obvious satiric wit starts strapping away at them. I don't think I'd fit in the Load Lifter from ALIENS
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:38 a.m. CST
The other time was on SNL's TV Funhouse
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:38 a.m. CST
I haven't married you yet. Now come scratch my hairy back!
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:40 a.m. CST
El OH! El
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:40 a.m. CST
by yoko knowles
Dec. 16, 2006, 2:37 a.m. CST
I just thought somebody fed him after midnight, and hhe reproduced. I kid- I know it's getting water on him that make shim reproduce.
Dec. 16, 2006, 2:38 a.m. CST
congradulations on impending nuptuals Harry, way to join us in the minority.
Dec. 16, 2006, 5:22 a.m. CST
She can´t say more than three words.
Dec. 16, 2006, 5:44 a.m. CST
what an unfunny waste of bad animation and annoying voicework
Dec. 16, 2006, 7:16 a.m. CST
of the girls. Or is that impossible for you? Maybe use your sister and "girlfriend"? Moriarty's wife?
Dec. 16, 2006, 8:11 a.m. CST
Dec. 16, 2006, 8:21 a.m. CST
myelf and I have a bad feeling about. Jonathan Ross tore the movie to shreds although he did say that he liked the remake of black christmas, though that movie has been torn to shreds by everyone else. I read an article about Christopher Paolinis parents. The Director of Eragon used the word tight-knit. Tony sopranos family are tigh-knit. This paolini kid and his sister grew up under the over controlling watch of the parents. mother and father Paolini sound like two of the scariest parents, like the couple in the glass house. they sound like dictators.
Dec. 16, 2006, 9:20 a.m. CST
Doesn't anyone feel sorry for these dead eyed souless skeleton girls who've traded in a normal happy childhood for the illusion of accomplishment through "fame?" When Judy Garland was put on a benzedrine diet to lose weight for Wizard of Oz, it was a tragedy. Now it would be a fashion spread in Teen People. 2012 can't come soon enough.
Dec. 16, 2006, 11:01 a.m. CST
by Mr Incredible
Dec. 16, 2006, 11:08 a.m. CST
Will you be getting married in Gibraltar?
Dec. 16, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST
Plus they made Harry way too thin. And the chicks weren't thin enuff.
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:11 p.m. CST
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:12 p.m. CST
Just curious what a woman getting married to Harry looks like. PS: I don't even mean like nude pics or something. Just a mugshot would be OK too.
Dec. 16, 2006, 12:58 p.m. CST
Congrats (in advance). <p> And any of you who claim you wouldn't "pay the price" to get that black TB box are kidding yourselves, you know you would, you haters especially. Search your feelings, etc.
Dec. 16, 2006, 1 p.m. CST
Harry's wife > Kevin Smith's wife
Dec. 16, 2006, 2:31 p.m. CST
Ever since Peter Jackson tooks us to the shire, helms deep, mordor and mount Doom. Each studio has been looking for a big budget fantasy epic to put on the big screen. Last year we had the dull chronic(wat)cles of narnia and next year we have part one of Pullmans epic His dark materials trilogy. Rupert Murdoch wanted a peice of the bid budget action and because he is Rupert Mursoch he was damn well going to get his big screen trilogy. Quite what they thought they had in Eragon, I dont know. Stefan Fangmeier knows effects and they are good as is the cinematography. Those who have read the books are not mincing their words in their utter hatred of this film. Paolini and has family have a lot to answer for. The screenwriters on this film havent a fucking clue. The screenwriters plundered Lord of the rings in a dire attempt to have jackson's magic rub off on them. And it failed big time. Joss Stone makes her acting debut in this film. It will possibly be her last. Not only have the screenwriters plunder tolkien they have also plundered Star wars. The hero of the story is a bland, blond haired, blue eyed boy who happens to live with his uncle and brother in a farming community which looks like the shire but with half the budget. Back to the lotr plundering because the land is ruled by mad demented king played John Malkovich and his wizard sidekick, who likes playing demented people. There is a first time for everything and this movie marks Robert Carlyles first bad performance. Seinna Guillory is hotness. This is ed speelers first film and he isnt too bad and given the right material he could very good indeed. But the Material is so awful, so dire. Eragon pines at the moon. I really cant see Murdoch spending or wasting more studio money on a sequel to this good looking garbage. I really cannot recommend this movie at all. To name a dragon after a citroen car. good god . That fault lies with the writer and lotr fans prepare to pull your hair out. if they are going to do a sequel they should get a better director but the drubbing that this film is getting , it only has one out come. No more eragon.
Dec. 16, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST
1. Funny clip. I truly enjoyed it. Harry, you are as big in heart to be able to take the ribbing. Good on ya. ..... 2. Bob Sagat is the rudest, most vulgar comedian, and, holy crap is he ever funny in person. ..... 3. Congrats on the black TB box, Yoko. I believe this is the first time I've seen it here.
Dec. 16, 2006, 2:43 p.m. CST
Dec. 16, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST
One really funny moment - "I'm confused!" - other than that, quite 'meh'
Dec. 16, 2006, 6:19 p.m. CST
Haha, that was really funny.
Dec. 16, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST
by The Midget_King
I just fucking threw up, and Harry, you owe me a new keyboard. And seriously, when the fuck did Chicken George start doing PCP?
Dec. 16, 2006, 10:11 p.m. CST
while I shouted ewok names
Dec. 17, 2006, 3:13 a.m. CST
by Mace Tofu
LOL Can't wait for part two.
Dec. 17, 2006, 4:34 a.m. CST
You Rock. Happy Belated Birthday.
Dec. 17, 2006, 6:31 a.m. CST
wow, always the professional "Witness my AWESOMENESS!" at least ya have a sense of humor about it. that sail barge was fuckn funny btw, and anything with Boba Fett is gangbusters in my book
Dec. 17, 2006, 12:22 p.m. CST
i want more episodes
Dec. 17, 2006, 3:21 p.m. CST
I dont drink. I dont smoke and do you know why. despite the fact my mother died of breast cancer, she banned smoking in the house, my brother and I werent not allowed to smoke. Smoking and drinking were something my mother would not tolerate. My mother was smart, bright and intelligent and had an intellect. drink, drugs and smoking arent good for you. If lohan gets some form of cancer, say cigerette related cancer, then she only has her to blame. George best was one of the great football players of all time. Look at what happened to him. he pissed his talent away. Rosie O donnell is quite right to call lohan and idiot. She is unprofessional and spoilt little bitch. I know she has her family probs and that is too bad. there is no excuse for her behaviour and her mother of all people should not be condoning her behaviour.
Dec. 18, 2006, 1:22 a.m. CST
Disturbing historical parallel senesces…. ACTIVATE!!!!!! Well welcome to the nut farm lady. Hope your strong enough to survive! OF course you would have to be strong to date Harry. All that massive weight to support when the two of you are “Taking a roll in the hay”. Ahh… You must be as beautiful as Venus. And as strong as Hercules!!
Dec. 19, 2006, 12:01 a.m. CST
I'd strap on an oxygen tank, a guide rope, and wear a miner's helmet to get to his knob and start sucking it if I could get to his movie collection. Ah, just kidding Harry, congrats on getting hitched.