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Behold my awesomeness - as I do battle with Lohan, Hilton and the vaunted Olsen Twins! Muahahahahahaaa!

Hey folks, Harry here - sometimes it rules to be me. Oh sure - they take massive swipes at my weight and sell-outness, but ya know what... it rules! Doing battle with such scourge in animated form is awesome. Commanding an army of talkbackers to send forth to battle anorexia - genius. I want more episodes! Here ya go...




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  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:57 a.m. CST

    FIRST!!!

    by THE REAL DOC WAGNER JR.

    YA

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Dear lord…

    by The Heathen

    That is all.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:58 a.m. CST

    First?

    by clone-o-mat

    For real, yo?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11 a.m. CST

    It rules selling out?

    by deanamatronix

    And being fat? Sure. And I'm sure dying of a cholesterol induced heart attack is the ultimate trip, yeah?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:59 a.m. CST

    nope...

    by clone-o-mat

    turns out I'm neither horseshoe nor hand grenade : (

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Oh come on now ...

    by Shan

    Use talkbackers would put up a much better fight than that ...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:07 a.m. CST

    the sail barge was pretty dope though…

    by The Heathen

    and Ritchie's shades were kinda funny too.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:09 a.m. CST

    You can also be in my next movie.

    by TraumReiter

    For free! Here's my latest www.zombiewestern.de

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    I think my IQ just dropped after watching that.

    by kinghenryVIII

    But it was my fault for hitting play anyway. The Sail Barge was cool though. Lindsays voice grated on my spine.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST

    ...brain...

    by RaveX

    ...hurts...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:27 a.m. CST

    I only want to see it if...

    by Doctor_Sin

    The Olsen twins are replaced with Beyonce and Shakira; All four of them are naked and covered in baby oil; I am with them; And if I have an endless supply of Viagra and no time limits. Otherwise, who cares? Harry needs his own animated show on Cartoon Network, adult-themed like Drawn Together (seriously!)...it'd rule.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Five whores and no sex???

    by MoviePirate

    Could someone made a hentai out of this.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Jabba the Hutt

    by MoviePirate

    Aint't that Jabba the Hutt with Harry's mask on.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Pretty funny

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Lohan's voice was especially enjoyable.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:39 a.m. CST

    I'm sorry I clicked this link.

    by Badger999

    I think I'll not watch whatever's posted here. I'll go look at that drawing of Angelina Jolie nekkid in "Beowulf" again.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Thank you Harry....

    by solartaco3

    I know we're sometimes bad and the assholes at CHUD look down their nose at us. But goddamn I love you and the Talkbackers!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST

    TOO SOON

    by Pageiv

    That was funny, what you all smoking?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:07 p.m. CST

    WTF!!!

    by Gabba-UK

    That is all I have to say on the matter.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Jim Carrey

    by emeraldboy

    I used to be a Jim Carrey fan but after the news I heard today. I going to give him a very wide berth. You see Carrey went to Cruises wedding with new girlfriend JennyMcCarthey. and now news has start to filter through that Carrey has become a friend of the Cruises. SO what you may say? WE all know what happens to people who become the Cruises new best friends. First Carrey's agent is fired after 15 years in september of this year and then we hear that Carrey is taking interest in Cruises beliefs. I have no problem in Carrey dating whoever he likes but I have huge in problem in Carrey becoming a cruise-bot. Cruise-bots have zero sense of humour. This is the one thing Carrey is famous for. Zany comedy. His new film is anything but zany and another new best friend of cruise is J-lo and her hubby Marc Antohny. They have all denied that they are cruise bots. Fools and there money are quickly parted. Goodbye Jim Carrey it was nice knowing you.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST

    WTF?

    by KoozyK

    that wasn't funny at all! a lot of in jokes that weren't even great ones at that. what that short film needed was one or both of the following:1) Harry drinks a beer and cheats on his wife for us old school aicn readers. 2)TOO SOON! for you new whipper-snappers. Of couse with the addition of both those jokes, i still wouldn't be funny.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST

    To make it more realistic

    by veritasses

    they should’ve added the underage cheerleader from Heroes chained in Harry’s dungeon as well as Harry’s nephew with poop filled diapers. Sticking in a Transformers/Michael Bay reference might've made it current and appropriate too.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:23 p.m. CST

    ok, that was funny

    by macgruder

    REAL FUNNY, I still love ya harry.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:24 p.m. CST

    The sail barge was cool...

    by abominate

    ...and the puking. And Boba Fett.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST

    OK....

    by PwnedByStallone

    THAT was the greatest damn thing ever put on this website! Harry, can't you afford stomach stapling by now? There's no shame in it. You're going to have a coronary bro.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST

    What A Torture Porn!!!!!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Apart from that, it was funny ^_^

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:41 p.m. CST

    The Guy is Proud of looking like that?

    by DonMurphysTool

    slit- wrists-now

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Thank you sir, may I have another?

    by ATARI

    In the next one, make sure to have a scene where Harry's nose is shoved up Peter Jackson's ass.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:59 p.m. CST

    That can't be Harry....

    by Merlox

    ...I've never seen him give a bad review about ANYTHING anymore...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Just remember....

    by Forestal

    Harry has a hot 19 year old Asian girlfriend. And you don't...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Harry, you ever go to a Hollywood swinger's party?

    by Doctor_Sin

    'Cause you better take protection, man. All I'm sayin'.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST

    That was freakin funny!

    by boba_rob

    Thanks Harry.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I liked the geek henchmen.

    by Gilkuliehe

    Specially that skinny Lion-o. THat's what I think when I see some of the TB names.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Size Matters Not

    by CyberVishnu

    Boy they totally fucked up depicting Harry's actual size. He's much fatter in real life and would need more than a model of Jabba's Barge to move his titanic carcass. More along the lines of...you know that stupid neon alien city that surfaces at the end of The Abyss? Yeah if that floated, that might do the job.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Lindsey

    by porterdsgn

    I love it that Lindsey Lohan sounds like a man!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Shens

    by Veraxus

    Everyone knows that Harry gives positive reviews to EVERYTHING. I call shenanigans.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Actually not bad!

    by aceattorney

    LOL

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:54 p.m. CST

    That freakin' rocks

    by Doc Falken

    Is Herc Lion-o?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Is Bryan your boyfriend?

    by Beeslo

    Never looked so good Harry...I mean, seriously...you've never looked good. At all. Ever. But your sailbarge was a nice change from your wheelchair! BNAT8 rocked this year!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:05 p.m. CST

    What happened to the Paris Hilton Mother Theresea flick

    by Spandau Belly

    that was supposed to be in the works. I am first in line for that.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Did anyone else read "mounted" and not "vaunted?"

    by AdrianVeidt

    Cuz the image of Harry mounting the Olsen twins might have made my day.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST

    the hot asian 19 year old is not a girlfriend

    by HEADGEEK

    that's my fiancee. And I've given plenty of scathing reviews in my time. It's just that now days - I tend to steer clear of putting myself through that agony. Though... I may see Eragon today - so that could change. But dammit, I just love dragons. <BR><BR><BR>Harry

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Congrats on the engagement playa

    by Darth Thoth

    Best wishes to you and your lady Harry. Peace brother.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Power of Foul Cooch?

    by biggles2_22

    Yeah, I get Paris's hot oil bit, but what about the disabling stench of that infected red cooz? Of course it would be no match for Harry's boob-sweat. Still hungry?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Good stuff

    by Black And Gold

    I laughed. Look forward to part 2.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Good luck with Eragon, Harry…

    by The Heathen

    that's the farthest thing from my mind to go and see. Hey, you said that you write reviews sometimes based on bets like with your Blade II review right? Well how about reviewing Eragon as something to make the movie at least worthwhile as you watch it and for us to read.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:59 p.m. CST

    oh, but…

    by The Heathen

    leave out the cheerleader from Heroes. That freaked me out.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    I don't get Lohan's fame.....

    by Retrace

    She looks like a red neck stripper who rents a trailer.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Still no love for Peter Boyle from this site!!!!!!!!

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Fer shame Harry!!!! Fer shame!!!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    But i gotta say that the vid was funny!!!

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    That is all!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Bubba

    by seppukudkurosawa

    There WAS a Peter Boyle talkback, and I'd post the link to it here if the Search function were...well, functioning.<p> </p>And was that The Ginger Twit getting brained by Mary-Kate there??

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:08 p.m. CST

    ASSHOLE

    by tHEmOOG

    what of it

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:07 p.m. CST

    OH MY GOD!

    by andyny29

    Harry, your morbidly obese body is so hot! I want to marry you! You rock my world! Sigh, but you're taken aren't you?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:19 p.m. CST

    I love sushi

    by DOGSOUP

    I also am evil enough to laugh if any of those "actresses" were to honestly die.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:21 p.m. CST

    What the fuck was that?

    by Doc_Strange

    That was two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Bob Saget rules

    by JT Kirk

    Bob Saget gets a bad rap for doing Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, but the guy is one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever heard utter a word of comedy, and despite being the TV dad of the '90s, the guy works blue comedy like no other. <br><br> As for the vid, too much cheap Harry-bashing, not enough squashing anorexic skanks with large weaponry. The biggest laugh I got was Paris Hilton defeating a criminal by humping his leg. The freckles all over LL was right on the money, and her voice did have me smiling.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:32 p.m. CST

    PS

    by JT Kirk

    Smarter Harry-bashing = funnier, and more talkbacks.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Heheh

    by Durendal

    That was pretty good. The next one should showcase Harry's gravitational pull, where everythiing in the nearby vicinity is drawn toward the black hole of his mouth.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:44 p.m. CST

    What is the story behind this cartoon anyway?

    by jrbarker

    It isn't Cartuna. It does remind me a little of Robert Smigel's TV Funhouse stuff. But it ain't. What is this about?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Lindsay Lohan IS hot

    by TheGoddamnSiege

    But that doesn't stop her from being a one-dimensional actor.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Bob Saget

    by veritasses

    is good when he's being himself (ie raunchy, crude and abusive). But he sold out and did the super lame AFHV and Full House for far too long which ruined his image as a funny guy.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Holy crap!

    by Shermdawg

    That was great.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:06 p.m. CST

    i'm still laughing

    by Bloo

    it's been 15 or so minutes since I've watched it and i'm still laughing...send us another one...AICN and the Talkbackers rule...nooen can stop us...muhahahaha

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Has anybody seen the video for "Rollin' With Saget?"

    by LlGHTST0RMER

    It's a song by Jamie Kennedy. It's rather funny. It's probably on YouTube or something. Makes you think differently of The Sag. The Aristocrats will make you think differently of him, too.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Just to clarify

    by mr jones

    It rules being Harry. Because you get to be portrayed as amassively obese sad sack who imprisons losers (badly) and is eminently unfunny. How does any of that portray Harry in a good light. And if, therefore, simply being made fun of in a very bad cartoon is the pinnacle of success, what does that say about the goals of Harry and/or anyone else? That simply being the 'star' of anything, however dire, is better than not being well known? A sad indictment of our present, if ever there was one. Whatever happened to celebrating people who actually did something meaningful?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Thundercats

    by CrackerFromHe11

    I liked how one of the talkbackers was dressed up as a Thundercat. And now I wonder how long before Hollywood defiles that property...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Funny

    by Chaka!

    That was pretty damn funny ... Lohan's voice was great, as was Harry's name dropping.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Sign me up for that Army, Harry...I'm yer loose cannon

    by ChickenGeorgeVII

    Ya know...it's friday night....there is nothing on tv...it's cold outside...and my local liquor mart is having a sale....whick only means...THE CHICKEN IS FULL OF CHEAP FLAMMABLE BOURBON AND DYIN FOR A SHITFACED STREETBRAWL!!!!! BRING ON THEM BITCHES!!! I'LL SPIT IN THEIR EYE AND PUT THEM IN THEIR GODDAMN PLACE!!! AND THAT PLACE IS SCRUBBING MY STAINED TOILET AND MY HAIRY ASS CRACK!!!!! SHIT...THEY DON' SCARE ME...I GOTTA 350 POUND FULL ON BUTCH BULLDYKE AS A PAROLE OFFICER AND I EVEN SLAP THAT CUNT AROUND IF SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH LIP OR A FUCKING ANKLET FOR HOUSE ARREST!!!! AND THEN THAT BITCH IS COOKING MY LOUSY FUCKING SUPPER FOR WHICH I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER AGAIN FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK!!!! AND THESE BITCHES ARE USELESS IN THE KITCHEN, WHICH MEANS I'LL PUT EM ON BALL SCRATCHIN PATROL!!!! YEAHHHHH...THEY CAN SCRATCH MY HOT SWEATY PASTY CHEESE NUTS UNTIL I SLAP EM FOR GETTING THAT SHIT WRONG!!! I'LL SLAP THEM BITCHES LIKE ALL MY DADDYS SLAPPED MY MAMA!!!! YESSIREEBOB!!!! BRING ON THE BITCHES!!!! I WANNA FIGHTME SOME TWIGS!!!! I WANNA TRAP ONE IN MY TAINT AND SEE IF I CAN SMOKE HER OUT WITH WHITE CASTLE FARTS!!!! SIGN ME UP HARRY!!!! I'M ENBALMED AND WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE SLAPBACK OF THEIR FACE SKIN AS IT SPRINGS BACK FROM MY BACKHANDS!!!!! YEEEEHAH!!!...And thus, we get guns too...right? - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:47 p.m. CST

    She's only marrying ya for your movie collection

    by George Newman

    and sweet hook ups. I'd do it. Wait--

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Giggled

    by georges garvaren

    till I wiggled I did. Say, did you know about this or is it news to you too, Harry?

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Hahaha! Funny.

    by Orionsangels

    Merry Christmas everyone http://tinyurl.com/yzws8d

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Don't forget the black box

    by yoko knowles

    I also married him to get the black box in talkbacks

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:36 a.m. CST

    how this cartoon portrays me in a positive light

    by HEADGEEK

    First off - I'm anti-Superficial Friends. I stand against Lindsay, Paris, The Olsens and that other one. That cartoonists felt I was diametrically opposed to their senseless pap... is awesome. <BR><BR>That I would put them in exploitation action with your basic fanboy - is correct. Only thing they got wrong is that I'm not attracted to any of these girls. I am attracted to healthy looks and sharp minds - something that none of these girls have ever demonstrated. <BR><BR>It does portray my geek collection as a bit myopically modern. Most of my treasures go back at least 40 years or more. I love vintage Hollywood. Like George Pal's director's chair and Lon Chaney's Make-up kit. BUT damn if I don't want a working Jabba Skiff. And I'd much rather put Christina Ricci or Scarlet Johannson in the Princess Leia slave garb.... and most of all, it'd be Eva Green. <BR><BR>Lastly... I have a Volcano base with my head carved in the side of it. FUCKING COOL! Getting my "fewings" hurt over being called fat? Fuck that. I've had that since 2nd Grade - and I've a beautiful Fiancee and a great life. I could give two shits about what others think of me. And I have a sense of HUMOR about myself - unlike a lot of folks out there that get bent out of shape when an obvious satiric wit starts strapping away at them. I don't think I'd fit in the Load Lifter from ALIENS

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:38 a.m. CST

    This is second time they've done the olson twin powers

    by Orionsangels

    The other time was on SNL's TV Funhouse

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Yoko - silly girl

    by HEADGEEK

    I haven't married you yet. Now come scratch my hairy back!

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Spoken like a true Geek Harry!

    by Orionsangels

    El OH! El

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:40 a.m. CST

    yes sir

    by yoko knowles

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:37 a.m. CST

    That was really Harry in the ORBIT ad?

    by playahatersball

    I just thought somebody fed him after midnight, and hhe reproduced. I kid- I know it's getting water on him that make shim reproduce.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:38 a.m. CST

    The cartoon is dope, though

    by playahatersball

    congradulations on impending nuptuals Harry, way to join us in the minority.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Hilton´s lines are too long

    by CuervoJones

    She can´t say more than three words.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 5:44 a.m. CST

    it wasn't funny

    by angrykirby.tk

    what an unfunny waste of bad animation and annoying voicework

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Get some actual FEMALES to do the voices

    by godoffireinhell

    of the girls. Or is that impossible for you? Maybe use your sister and "girlfriend"? Moriarty's wife?

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 8:11 a.m. CST

    More Episodes

    by ping1040

    http://www.heavy.com/index.php?channel=superficialfriends

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 8:21 a.m. CST

    I am off to see Eragon

    by emeraldboy

    myelf and I have a bad feeling about. Jonathan Ross tore the movie to shreds although he did say that he liked the remake of black christmas, though that movie has been torn to shreds by everyone else. I read an article about Christopher Paolinis parents. The Director of Eragon used the word tight-knit. Tony sopranos family are tigh-knit. This paolini kid and his sister grew up under the over controlling watch of the parents. mother and father Paolini sound like two of the scariest parents, like the couple in the glass house. they sound like dictators.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 9:20 a.m. CST

    A little coke and sympathy

    by mortsleam

    Doesn't anyone feel sorry for these dead eyed souless skeleton girls who've traded in a normal happy childhood for the illusion of accomplishment through "fame?" When Judy Garland was put on a benzedrine diet to lose weight for Wizard of Oz, it was a tragedy. Now it would be a fashion spread in Teen People. 2012 can't come soon enough.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Ain't It Cool News turns into TV Funhouse

    by Mr Incredible

    Discuss.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Harry

    by Forestal

    Will you be getting married in Gibraltar?

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST

    See, Lohans voice is like that cause she smokes alot

    by DigitalDong

    Plus they made Harry way too thin. And the chicks weren't thin enuff.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:11 p.m. CST

    two words

    by aicmb

    shit sandwich

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Anyone have pics of Yoko?

    by godoffireinhell

    Just curious what a woman getting married to Harry looks like. PS: I don't even mean like nude pics or something. Just a mugshot would be OK too.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Wow, Yoko is posting!

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Congrats (in advance). <p> And any of you who claim you wouldn't "pay the price" to get that black TB box are kidding yourselves, you know you would, you haters especially. Search your feelings, etc.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 1 p.m. CST

    & for the record

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Harry's wife > Kevin Smith's wife

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Eragon a review

    by emeraldboy

    Ever since Peter Jackson tooks us to the shire, helms deep, mordor and mount Doom. Each studio has been looking for a big budget fantasy epic to put on the big screen. Last year we had the dull chronic(wat)cles of narnia and next year we have part one of Pullmans epic His dark materials trilogy. Rupert Murdoch wanted a peice of the bid budget action and because he is Rupert Mursoch he was damn well going to get his big screen trilogy. Quite what they thought they had in Eragon, I dont know. Stefan Fangmeier knows effects and they are good as is the cinematography. Those who have read the books are not mincing their words in their utter hatred of this film. Paolini and has family have a lot to answer for. The screenwriters on this film havent a fucking clue. The screenwriters plundered Lord of the rings in a dire attempt to have jackson's magic rub off on them. And it failed big time. Joss Stone makes her acting debut in this film. It will possibly be her last. Not only have the screenwriters plunder tolkien they have also plundered Star wars. The hero of the story is a bland, blond haired, blue eyed boy who happens to live with his uncle and brother in a farming community which looks like the shire but with half the budget. Back to the lotr plundering because the land is ruled by mad demented king played John Malkovich and his wizard sidekick, who likes playing demented people. There is a first time for everything and this movie marks Robert Carlyles first bad performance. Seinna Guillory is hotness. This is ed speelers first film and he isnt too bad and given the right material he could very good indeed. But the Material is so awful, so dire. Eragon pines at the moon. I really cant see Murdoch spending or wasting more studio money on a sequel to this good looking garbage. I really cannot recommend this movie at all. To name a dragon after a citroen car. good god . That fault lies with the writer and lotr fans prepare to pull your hair out. if they are going to do a sequel they should get a better director but the drubbing that this film is getting , it only has one out come. No more eragon.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    A few things to address:

    by Rakafraker

    1. Funny clip. I truly enjoyed it. Harry, you are as big in heart to be able to take the ribbing. Good on ya. ..... 2. Bob Sagat is the rudest, most vulgar comedian, and, holy crap is he ever funny in person. ..... 3. Congrats on the black TB box, Yoko. I believe this is the first time I've seen it here.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:43 p.m. CST

    very funny

    by Joey_Redballs

    well done.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Not too soon?

    by JackPumpkinhead

    One really funny moment - "I'm confused!" - other than that, quite 'meh'

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Hilarious

    by DarthDooku

    Haha, that was really funny.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST

    "Now come scratch my hairy back"...

    by The Midget_King

    I just fucking threw up, and Harry, you owe me a new keyboard. And seriously, when the fuck did Chicken George start doing PCP?

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 10:11 p.m. CST

    episode III sucked me off in a back alley

    by WolfmanNards

    while I shouted ewok names

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 3:13 a.m. CST

    5 STARS

    by Mace Tofu

    LOL Can't wait for part two.

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 4:34 a.m. CST

    Harry

    by JAGUART

    You Rock. Happy Belated Birthday.

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 6:31 a.m. CST

    haha

    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    wow, always the professional "Witness my AWESOMENESS!" at least ya have a sense of humor about it. that sail barge was fuckn funny btw, and anything with Boba Fett is gangbusters in my book

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 12:22 p.m. CST

    so funny

    by roccotheripper

    i want more episodes

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Lohan. britney and all....

    by emeraldboy

    I dont drink. I dont smoke and do you know why. despite the fact my mother died of breast cancer, she banned smoking in the house, my brother and I werent not allowed to smoke. Smoking and drinking were something my mother would not tolerate. My mother was smart, bright and intelligent and had an intellect. drink, drugs and smoking arent good for you. If lohan gets some form of cancer, say cigerette related cancer, then she only has her to blame. George best was one of the great football players of all time. Look at what happened to him. he pissed his talent away. Rosie O donnell is quite right to call lohan and idiot. She is unprofessional and spoilt little bitch. I know she has her family probs and that is too bad. there is no excuse for her behaviour and her mother of all people should not be condoning her behaviour.

  • Dec. 18, 2006, 1:22 a.m. CST

    Seriously though, Your name is Yoko?!?!?!?!?!

    by RickSlamu2

    Disturbing historical parallel senesces…. ACTIVATE!!!!!! Well welcome to the nut farm lady. Hope your strong enough to survive! OF course you would have to be strong to date Harry. All that massive weight to support when the two of you are “Taking a roll in the hay”. Ahh… You must be as beautiful as Venus. And as strong as Hercules!!

  • Dec. 19, 2006, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Sure, I'd do that to get to Harry's movie collection...

    by Durendal

    I'd strap on an oxygen tank, a guide rope, and wear a miner's helmet to get to his knob and start sucking it if I could get to his movie collection. Ah, just kidding Harry, congrats on getting hitched.