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The Full-Length SHREK THE THIRD Trailer Is Online!!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

Harry sent me a link right before he collapsed for the evening, and I waited until I was finished writing my two reviews for this morning before I clicked on it to watch the full-length trailer for SHREK THE THIRD.

My impression?

They’re going to make a lot of money. Even with one of the most awkward titles I've ever heard.

Beyond that, I’m not really sure what I think. I’m not the biggest fan of the SHREK films, but I certainly understand why they make the money they make. They’re pretty canny mainstream franchice moviemaking.

So I would suspect your own reaction to the trailer’s going to depend on what you think of SHREK films. Don’t expect to suddenly be won over if you’re not already a fan of Shrek and Fiona and Donkey and Puss’n’boots. This is definitely a sequel for the people who have driven the first two films to such baffling box-office success.

May’s gonna be such a bloodbath between this and PIRATES and SPIDER-MAN. And I say good... bring it on.

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Captain Panaka Rapes Babies First
by DOGSOUP
Dec 15th, 2006
06:04:04 AM
Moriarty is a Geordie?
by Costellopalooza
Dec 15th, 2006
06:11:02 AM
forth
by playahatersball
Dec 15th, 2006
06:22:29 AM
Hey guys how about an obit for Peter Boyle!!!
by Big_Bubbaloola
Dec 15th, 2006
06:29:35 AM
TOO SOON
by Pageiv
Dec 15th, 2006
06:31:42 AM
Shrek sucked so badly. Really. Madagascar was funnier.
by The Wrong Guy
Dec 15th, 2006
06:36:06 AM
phht, Madagascar sucked too
by DigitalDong
Dec 15th, 2006
06:40:54 AM
Press the animated movie button and....
by Spandau Belly
Dec 15th, 2006
06:56:24 AM
Shrek the Turd
by knightrider
Dec 15th, 2006
07:02:26 AM
Shrek the Third
by RighteousBrother
Dec 15th, 2006
07:02:45 AM
Haven't watched the trailer yet but I got something...
by indiebum
Dec 15th, 2006
07:16:16 AM
Yeah that trailer bombed
by indiebum
Dec 15th, 2006
07:24:05 AM
"Do you know where Shrek is?"
by Darkman
Dec 15th, 2006
07:43:44 AM
It Made Me Smile...
by BojTrek
Dec 15th, 2006
07:53:28 AM
Kids will like it...
by abominate
Dec 15th, 2006
07:57:42 AM
Pinocchio
by DarthDooku
Dec 15th, 2006
08:11:20 AM
I am a HUGE fan of the Shrek films...*but*...
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 15th, 2006
08:26:50 AM
The first shrek movie was funny
by emeraldboy
Dec 15th, 2006
08:28:03 AM
ha.
by blacklodgebob
Dec 15th, 2006
08:41:38 AM
Shrek = 'Epic Movie' + CGI + fluffeh bunnies
by Reelheed
Dec 15th, 2006
08:46:07 AM
On of the most awkward titles you've ever heard?
by Vicenzo
Dec 15th, 2006
08:53:57 AM
REMEMBER THAT TFORMERS PIC AICN HAD TO TAKE DOWN?
by YackBacker
Dec 15th, 2006
08:54:18 AM
Oh, and heeeeeere's VENOM!
by YackBacker
Dec 15th, 2006
08:56:07 AM
Geez.. all the hate...
by Freefinger
Dec 15th, 2006
09:23:44 AM
Torture Porn with Puss in Boots!
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 15th, 2006
09:33:51 AM
"they're going to make a lot of money" is the best.....
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 15th, 2006
09:40:36 AM
WOW i had no idea..
by Buzzsawlenny
Dec 15th, 2006
09:43:31 AM
meh
by Obscura
Dec 15th, 2006
09:58:35 AM
YackBacker
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 15th, 2006
10:06:44 AM
Shrek is cute and all...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 15th, 2006
10:18:09 AM
MNG, I agree
by YackBacker
Dec 15th, 2006
10:26:10 AM
MILK IT BABY!
by teddanson37
Dec 15th, 2006
10:42:35 AM
Here's a fun pattern...
by clone-o-mat
Dec 15th, 2006
10:47:15 AM
Psh ploodbath
by godzillasushi
Dec 15th, 2006
10:53:32 AM
sorry, I triple posted
by godzillasushi
Dec 15th, 2006
10:55:22 AM
The scene with the boat
by Yogsoggoth
Dec 15th, 2006
11:09:30 AM
Whatever
by Melnick666
Dec 15th, 2006
11:18:14 AM
I forgot to mention...if I was an animated character...
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 15th, 2006
11:32:53 AM
I don't get it
by AuntLinda
Dec 15th, 2006
11:57:18 AM
Shrek is Dreck
by PwnedByStallone
Dec 15th, 2006
12:19:11 PM
Shrek is not meant to be a work of art...
by Etienne72772
Dec 15th, 2006
12:27:41 PM
meh
by lionbiu
Dec 15th, 2006
01:22:42 PM
Aunt Linda...
by clone-o-mat
Dec 15th, 2006
01:26:05 PM
"Can you fly, Bobby?"
by Ultron ver 2.0
Dec 15th, 2006
01:35:35 PM
Clone-o-mat
by AuntLinda
Dec 15th, 2006
01:37:25 PM
Rubbish
by Harry Weinstein
Dec 15th, 2006
01:50:01 PM
shrek as a whole
by kuguy3000
Dec 15th, 2006
02:06:59 PM
Is there a term...
by Etienne72772
Dec 15th, 2006
02:11:39 PM
Why all this sudden Shrek hate? Oh yeah, I forgot
by MrFloppy
Dec 15th, 2006
02:20:19 PM
Shrek series is masterpiece...
by MonteCristo2
Dec 15th, 2006
02:29:14 PM
Etienne72772...there is a name for such a person
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 15th, 2006
03:24:37 PM
"Rock and- Rock and Roll Radio, Let's Go!"
by Flim Springfield
Dec 15th, 2006
03:57:05 PM
Shrek the Turd
by PwnedByStallone
Dec 15th, 2006
04:01:54 PM
I love Pinocchio!
by jesuschrist
Dec 15th, 2006
04:26:51 PM
Why all the Shrek hate?
by F69
Dec 15th, 2006
04:34:58 PM
Why? Because Shrek is so fuckin' awful.
by Mosquito March
Dec 15th, 2006
04:52:18 PM
"Current pop culture references" is a lame excuse
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 15th, 2006
05:06:30 PM
Oh, and Bubbaloola
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 15th, 2006
05:07:30 PM
Shrek the Fourth in the baby carriage?
by Det. John Kimble
Dec 15th, 2006
05:21:16 PM
Shrek movies are funny...
by Saluki
Dec 15th, 2006
05:30:30 PM
Shrek series is awesome.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 15th, 2006
06:03:42 PM
I'm betting anyone saying the Shrek movies are...
by LlGHTST0RMER
Dec 15th, 2006
07:13:13 PM
What was the beautiful message in the 1st Shrek?
by F69
Dec 15th, 2006
07:26:43 PM
direct hd trailer link?
by half vader
Dec 15th, 2006
07:29:49 PM
Shrek 2 was ok, this might be better.
by hiperaktiv
Dec 15th, 2006
07:39:44 PM
Shrek-Drek.
by TomBodet
Dec 15th, 2006
07:47:04 PM
Wow some of you are easily amused
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 15th, 2006
08:31:45 PM
Well lightstormer....
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 15th, 2006
08:52:04 PM
Conversely Lightstormer some TBers WANT films to begood
by half vader
Dec 15th, 2006
09:13:52 PM
Ah fuck it
by half vader
Dec 15th, 2006
09:20:04 PM
All talkbackers loved Shrek when it first came out
by Osmosis Jones
Dec 15th, 2006
10:09:48 PM
at the end
by roccotheripper
Dec 15th, 2006
11:09:08 PM
Shrek is great, fun entertainment you idiot haters
by Sir Loin
Dec 15th, 2006
11:09:32 PM
The best description of Shrek...
by TokyoZ
Dec 15th, 2006
11:50:59 PM
Well said TokyoZ
by Etienne72772
Dec 16th, 2006
12:02:13 AM
Hahaha that trailer was pretty good
by zillabeast
Dec 16th, 2006
12:16:30 AM
You know what sucked? Toy Story. Pfft.
by scrumdiddly
Dec 16th, 2006
01:40:18 AM
I don't think it's just May...
by mattyholmes
Dec 16th, 2006
03:01:10 AM
THANK YOU MICHAEL BAY
by skynetbauxi
Dec 16th, 2006
04:18:15 AM
Holy tittyfucking Jeebus
by RobinP
Dec 16th, 2006
05:09:31 AM
Shrek the Turd?
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 16th, 2006
08:48:59 AM
More of the same
by mortsleam
Dec 16th, 2006
09:33:45 AM
Why does fun have to be stupid?
by mortsleam
Dec 16th, 2006
09:47:38 AM
The Shrek movies are masterpieces.
by jollysleeve
Dec 16th, 2006
01:16:19 PM
This looks better than "Epic
by TheTalentedMrBond
Dec 16th, 2006
02:05:25 PM
Mortsleam...
by Etienne72772
Dec 16th, 2006
02:44:12 PM
Interesting point TheTalentedMrBond
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 16th, 2006
03:56:52 PM
Half-Vader, 'Do You Know The Muffin Man...'
by mdf2
Dec 16th, 2006
04:44:18 PM
Mdf2
by half vader
Dec 16th, 2006
05:13:21 PM
Shrek launching the boat had me laughing
by Drath
Dec 16th, 2006
05:31:12 PM
No problem, Half Vader
by mdf2
Dec 16th, 2006
06:12:50 PM
Not all kids like shrek
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 17th, 2006
07:27:18 AM
Pop Culture using pop culture to create pop culture...
by MAXIMISE
Dec 17th, 2006
03:40:59 PM
Not really Maximise
by half vader
Dec 17th, 2006
04:27:16 PM
Shrek: Less fillings, tastes Shite.
by TomBodet
Dec 17th, 2006
07:23:47 PM
Well actually half vader...
by MAXIMISE
Dec 17th, 2006
08:10:44 PM
TomBodet
by Etienne72772
Dec 17th, 2006
09:14:38 PM
Oh I understood it alright.
by half vader
Dec 17th, 2006
09:38:28 PM
Hey AICN OG's (what have i missed)
by Phategod1
Dec 17th, 2006
10:01:07 PM
Yes, gloroius juddery quicktime
by SG7
Dec 17th, 2006
11:34:13 PM
half vader
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 18th, 2006
12:55:52 AM
Why Is Harry Always "Collapsing"?
by tonagan
Dec 18th, 2006
05:27:31 AM
Yeah Shogun
by half vader
Dec 18th, 2006
09:21:26 AM
some people just don't respect boundaries
by misnomer
Jan 4th, 2007
10:23:03 PM
Laser Floyd never had kids...
by 0rcus
Jan 19th, 2007
01:08:18 PM
Test
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
02:02:27 PM
Test 2
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
02:03:59 PM
test 3
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
02:10:09 PM

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