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We have tons of BEOWULF stills for ya'! See dragons, vikings and super hot Jolie!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here to present some snuck images from the upcoming Robert Zemeckis BEOWULF flick, adapted by madmen Roger Avary and Neil Gaiman. I visited the Beowulf offices ages ago (CLICK HERE TO READ THAT REPORT!) and was really impressed with what I saw. Amongst the stuff that was shown to me were a handful of production art and effects test images that appear in the below. Our spy, "The Jabberwocky," got us scans of what looks to be a Making Of type book on the flick. You'll see some place holder captions that are jokey and, I'd assume, won't be in the final product. But the imagery is real and gives you a taste at what to expect next November when BEOWULF is unleashed on us. Catch a glimpse while you can. You'll see glimpses of settings, creatures, weapons and some key scenes in different forms... There are some tests, designs, production art, and some finished animation. You'll also see how some of the actors will look (keep in mind not one of the pics with an actor's face is a photo, it's all computer generated). I anticipate that Angelina Jolie work below will spill some protein tonight. Sadly no Grendel, but I can assure you... from what I saw... he will not disappoint. Enjoy the pics! You can click on some to get bigger versions - just scroll the mouse over the pics and find the ones you can click. There are at least a half-dozen of 'em that can get bigger. (PS, also look really close in this first pic... there's an incredibly geeky cool Where's Waldo.)

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  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST


    by Holodigm

    bare-ass jolie the entire time?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST


    by keanho_in_nyc

    Not... bad...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:24 a.m. CST


    by keanho_in_nyc

    Good thing I didn't say "first"

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:24 a.m. CST


    by CarbonGhost

    That was amazing.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Conductor Tom Hanks is still scarier than Grendel

    by peppodemento

    The Polar Express is pure terror. Bet this is as lifeless.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:26 a.m. CST


    by delatao


  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:30 a.m. CST

    ah, found the hidden item...

    by keanho_in_nyc

    hint: it weighs the same as a bag of dirt.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:43 a.m. CST

    I don't really need a sell on this one

    by Jaka

    Robert Zemeckis makes movie magic, the REAL stuff, when he's on. That looks pretty damn ON to me. Plus, I've actually read Beowulf several times - so I'm excited to "see" the story. Also! Neil Gaiman is my freakin' hero! lol So I'm there.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:50 a.m. CST

    This Gaiman fellow...

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    is he like the gangsta version of a caiman?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:54 a.m. CST

    I gotta say that's more impressive than I figured.

    by IndustryKiller!

    Just beautiful to the eye. I don't know why I doubted Zemeckis but I couldn't get that awful look of The Polar Express out of my head. But THIS is exactly how Beowulf should look. I'm floored and this hust hit my radar in a big way.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:59 a.m. CST

    So this is all CG like the Polar Express?

    by jrbarker

    Or will it be a mix of live action or what?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Looks like a CG Torture Porn

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Geez oh Freaking Pete!

    by cerebulon

    Well this movie totally blindsided me. I thought is was going to be a cartoon like Spirited Away. I never figured it would look like this. Wow.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:28 a.m. CST

    The Mother of All Asses!

    by Zardoz

    and yet, Michael Bay is not in the picture! Still, it is a sweet ass, and I like the shot of Angelina with her tits on fire!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Very interesting...

    by Sledge Hammer

    ...Though after the nightmare that was The Polar Express, I'll reserve judgement until I see some actual moving footage.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Thanks keanho_in_nyc.

    by Lenny Nero

    I didn't feel like looking. <p> And I suppose I'm the only one who loved Polar Express.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Damn, they REALLY need to release an NC-17 version

    by Doc_Strange


  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:44 a.m. CST


    by movieman742

    Those pics look amazing. I'm looking forward towards this movie alot more now. Is there a for sure NC-17 version of it or did they just say it's being talked about?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:04 a.m. CST

    My willy just burped again!

    by Talkbacker with no name

    Aicn you really must stop it with all the great stuff recently. I don't think my heart can take it! This looks outstanding!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:11 a.m. CST


    by godoffireinhell

    got this beat

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:15 a.m. CST

    Niiiice, color me excited!

    by KillaKane

    A pretty audacious task in adaptation, yet another literary classic to get the Hollywood treatment. This has such great potential, not just for the in-built action quotient, but as the antecedant which inspired the likes of LOTR there a simlar depth and density in Beowulf's characterisations and themes which could add more depth and elevate this beyond a mere CGI adventure yarn. I trust Zemekis on this property, good batting average to date. Word is the CGI is going to raise the bar, so I'd be inclined to forget the smartie tube low poly lameness of Polar Express (environments were nice tho)and hope for more of calibre of Square studios, and with Alan Silvestri on form this could seriously deliver the goods!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:16 a.m. CST

    can't imagine these pics will be up for long...

    by Seph_J'll have Brad knocking on the door. Still, the design is certainly less 'CGI' looking than I expected.... shit, it looks just like those short animated Shakespeare things we got years ago. A GCI cartoon is gotta be better at acting than the Gerard Butler and Stellan Skarsard thing I saw.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:15 a.m. CST

    Finally a glimpse of the future of cinema

    by MasterKenobi

    I never doubtet this film would be special and have been waiting for this a looong time. Quint and aicn, you rule! Next year gonna rock so mych it´s sick. First 300 then this, then Spiderman 3 then Pirates 3 then... then Batman Begins in 2008. Fuck yeah. That Ursula girl with big ear-ring looks best I think. Most human-like.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:17 a.m. CST


    by Seph_J

    or whatever the fuck Bootstraps Bills real name is

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:18 a.m. CST

    For all who are interested in the technology

    by MasterKenobi

    That´s the company providing the tech:

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:46 a.m. CST

    Can't wait for naked CGI-Jolie.

    by Klaus Herzog

    And who are those other viking chicks? Looks like Robin Wright Penn and Alison Lohman. Am I right here?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Uh...I don't think these are CG renders

    by Tubbs Tattsyrup

    Many (including the most human-looking) are labelled "watercolour", and while some are labelled "digital", I think they're just referring to digital composites, because...this is all concept art, guys. That's why it has the artist's name credited on it. Particularly look at # 18 and 20 - it's just the same pic of Jolie's face pasted on different (possibly CG, possibly painted) bodies. Still, though - the designs look fantastic. Maybe Quint can clear this up...I don't think we're seeing any CG characters in these pics. Except maybe that POV shot of the sword.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:27 a.m. CST


    by lord-yuppa

    "they call him Belosh"

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:30 a.m. CST

    The Gold Idol from Raiders

    by Mister McClane

    Yes, I can see it. This film will rock because 'Beowolf' rocks and Angie rocks and Gaiman rocks and Zemeckis rocks. Avary however has some apologising to do for 'Silent Hill'. I thought he could write?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:50 a.m. CST

    Faces are cgi renders, the rest is concept art

    by MasterKenobi

    Check out the site for and you´ll see the technology is there today. Yeah those other chicks are Alison Lohman and a Robin Wright Penn who has been aged with some new computer program Quint was talking about.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Looks like Myst V

    by Kizeesh

    I was more impressed BEFORE i saw these pics. I'm sure it looks good in motion but these still really do look like mid 90's Lands of Lore style renders. "What no hidden lever here?"

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:16 a.m. CST

    I thought that girl with the big smile..

    by Kristian66

    ..looked much nicer than Jolie. I hope she is based on an actual person, or it's a bit weird.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:42 a.m. CST


    by indiebum

    That Alison Lohman picture is PSed from an Entertainment Weekly image from a few years ago... Most of these are probably real but I have some doubts about those images of Angelina Jolie and Robin Wright Penn... Hmmm...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Better than Eragon

    by DOGSOUP

    But then so is my exploding brown asshole......excuse me more of the hershey squirts, god I'm so sick of this...still rather be doing this than watching Eragon or thinking about how Capt. Panaka raped all of those babies........

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 6:28 a.m. CST

    Looks good

    by Shaw

    But, um, is there some extended version of Beowulf that I haven't read?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 6:40 a.m. CST

    Ray Winstone vs. Crispin Glover!!!

    by HarryBlackPotter

    This is awesome. My 2 favourite actors, battling to the death, in a beautifully rendered fantasy world, populated by dragons, demons and Angelina Jolie. Think. I've. Cum.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:09 a.m. CST

    CGI + photo + concept art

    by BizarroJerry

    I'm assuming this is concept art / mock-ups using existing photos of the actresses. Many of the Jolie images look familiar to me, and I think they're photos I've seen.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Interesting dragon design

    by RenoNevada2000

    I don't think I've ever seen the Flying Squirrel-like membrane on a design before...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:23 a.m. CST

    More Good News

    by Captain Sensible

    Between this, the Raimi/Shadow/Spiderman 3news, the Del Toro news, and Grindhouse my heart can heal from Superman Returns.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:31 a.m. CST

    not fake, I swear to you

    by Quint

    If it is fake, then it's the same fake I saw in the Beowulf production offices. I think one of the above talkbackers had it right when they said it was probably built on an existing photograph of Lohman.<BR><BR>I was told at the production offices that what I was looking at had not one bit of real photography to it and was a test to see how well their software could emulate an actor's face.<BR><BR>My guess would be they couldn't get Lohman in the studio to scan her, so they built hers based on a publicity still.<BR><BR>As for the dead eye syndrome, that is my #1 concern as well. I voiced this to the people in the offices and they told me they have devised a process that tracks eye movement, lid blinks, brow movement. They said that of all the criticisms from Polar Express, that's the one Zemeckis took to heart.<BR><BR>I'll believe it when I see it, but having watched the Dead Man's Chest documentaries, I see they did something very similar with Bill Nighy's effects work for Davy Jones. Fingers crossed.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Just make the movie...

    by abominate

    ...about the Jolie character laying around naked and getting it from guys and other hot chick creatures. We've seen enough trolls and dragons for a couple years, I think. In the hay, getting nailed. In the water, getting nailed. Stretched out supine on the boat deck, getting nailed. Sunning herself on a rock, legs akimbo, getting nailed. In a warm mud bath, getting nailed... That's the movie I want to see.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:47 a.m. CST


    by nemesisdarkside

    lmfao.<P>that's too funny...and all too true!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 8:09 a.m. CST


    by Shigeru

    i concur

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Golden shower?

    by Mahooch

    What's with Angelina covered in banana sauce? Not that I'm complaining.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Looks better than "Beowulf and Grendel."

    by Badger999

    ...what a lousy movie that was. Bring on the yummy Angelina-ness.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:06 a.m. CST


    by godzillasushi

    yay for typical fantasy movies. Where are all the orcs and potions?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:22 a.m. CST

    If this is the future of cinema

    by Nezzer6364

    I’ll just stick to what we have. I hate the animated stuff that they’re trying to churn out now. It’s mainly made by directors that hate working with actors and want complete control over their animated counterpart.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:26 a.m. CST

    What? No talking animals. Screw this.

    by rbatty024

    Grendel better be a wisecracking monster who spouts out pop culture references years before they even exist. Hilarious.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Hurray for CGI-Porn !!!

    by Klaus Herzog

    I second that idea abominate. Let's make a computer generated Angelina Jolie fuckfest out of this, and then make the real movie too. Best of both worlds I'd say.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:41 a.m. CST

    I read the poem and am confused about some of this ....

    by kinghenryVIII

    the skeletal monster looks cool. All the concept art looks cool but is this some sort of extended version? I don't remember some of this beingin the epic (read it 15 years ago). But nonetheless, if it's included the right way then this will kick some big time ass. Looks like the HEAVEY METAL movie we have always wanted! I used to draw titties from that mag when i was 13 to practice my cartooning skills. By the way - Angelina has caused me to not be able to stand up for a while. And I say, with much meaning, THANK YOU!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:59 a.m. CST


    by Badger999

    I would guess that the movie is only loosely based on the poem. As for the skeletal dragon, maybe that's for reference. There might be some artists who wanted to start from a skeleton so they could get an idea of how the thing might actually move realistically, kinda building it from the ground up. Maybe. I dunno.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:28 a.m. CST


    by Dwarf Sidious

    Only good part of Beowulf and Grendel was Beowulf trying to understand what the hell Grendel was saying. That was funny.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:40 a.m. CST

    After 8 hours I still can't find Waldo in that pic!

    by oceansized

    Anyone else have any luck? Anyone? Bueller?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Those pics explain a lot.

    by Veraxus

    For all those people wondering how Beowuld could possibly be NC-17, this explains a lot. And frankly, that looks fucking AMAZING. If there is a theatrical NC-17/Unrated release, I'm not just there once... but every day during it's entire theatrical run.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:22 a.m. CST

    What's the rating supposed to be for this?

    by IAmLegolas

    It doesn't look like a family feature to me, hopefully at least a PG-13 (with a R later on DVD). What's the point of rending Jolie's ass if they aren't going to use it? Looks great, but then again, all pre-production art usually does.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:24 a.m. CST

    If you've seen RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK...

    by IAmLegolas

    then you'll know what "Waldo" is, so stop posting about it.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST

    I found the hidden item.

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    It's the "leg" lamp from Christmas Story, just to the right of the tan amphora. <p> In other news, is that what Grendel's mom is going to look like? Give me a break.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Wait a minute, Waldo was in Raiders Of The Lost Ark?!

    by oceansized

    Now I'm really mixed up.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Alison Lohman

    by TrueLies

    If Alison Lohman rides a horse in this movie, I'm there on opening day:

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:06 p.m. CST


    by occula

    maybe i'm a killjoy, but that concept art looks suspiciously like something from the latest 'spectrum' wanna-be frazetta fantasy art compendium. i've seen that ass so many times i should put it on my 'friendster.' can't we get some energy and aggression and craziness up in there? angelina is sooo hot for so many weird reasons and all they did was slap her face on some typical shit! that's bush league, zemeckis is paying those artists way too much for them to use their same-old bags o tricks.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Hidden object

    by abominate

    I want to hide an object in Angie's purty mouf, then her aprhoditic visage shall be annointed with sweet ambrosia nectar, pudding of the gods!! Hey, is mjolnir gonna be in this? Anyone else notice that Angie is clinging to some dude in that painting? The first twenty minutes should just be the Angie mer-creature disrobing, slinking her way down marble steps into a wading pool, sponging her ample bosom like Kelly McGillis in Witness, then ascending from the pool to be annointed with oil by similarly unclad female concubines. The following forty minutes will be the sex stuff I was talkin' about, then a dragon should come, and inside of seven seconds they kill it with a surface to air missile, then back to Angie in the wading pool, roll credits.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST


    by The Heathen

    look to the lower left of the the three swords and imagine switching it with a bag of sand.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Damn - images are gone

    by kinghenryVIII

    Glad I already saw them. I can not wait for this movie!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Crap, missed 'em.

    by Zarles

    Anyone have them saved somewhere?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:48 p.m. CST


    by abominate

    No!!! I can't print them at work! I gotta do it at home!! How am I gonna Buff the Bishop? Polish the pineknob? Chastise the chimp? Tenderize the bologna?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:48 p.m. CST


    by abominate

    No!!! I can't print them at work! I gotta do it at home!! How am I gonna Buff the Bishop? Polish the pineknob? Chastise the chimp? Tenderize the bologna?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:52 p.m. CST

    So that's Waldo's walking stick the guy is holding?

    by oceansized

    I hope so. My eyes are gonna start bleeding if I stare at that pic any longer.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:54 p.m. CST

    I missed them

    by Lando Griffin

    any new links?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:54 p.m. CST

    My first time seeing image before they were yanked!

    by Cellar Door

    Never thought it could happen to me!!! O fortuna!!! That is all. Oh yeah...pants. That's right...I said it.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:03 p.m. CST


    by BillyPilgrim

    If you remove the pictures, remove the post. Otherwise its completely pointless. Like this comment.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Good thing I saved them.

    by Veraxus

    Should I share the link or not? Hmmm.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Saw those almost a year ago...

    by Gil Brooks

    They're not fake, but most of them aren't final designs. They're mostly concepts...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:58 p.m. CST


    by Strshp2rpr


  • Dec. 15, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST


    by salamimansam

    Puhleasezzee? I would really love to have em.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 2:12 p.m. CST

    uh. idiot. I meant 'Share 'em Scrivener'

    by salamimansam

    oh god. let the flaming begin.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Anybody have these??? Let's get some links!

    by Jonesey1111

    BTW, one of the pics is still over at

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:28 p.m. CST


    by SIlverSB ...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:50 p.m. CST had them but now just has pics of Angelina

    by kinghenryVIII

    in various poses and sultry smiles. Part of me says I'll catch something and part of me says "let the cobb fall off", but, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, I wish I could ride Brad Pitts shaft as he beats that muff! Beat that muff like it owes you money brotha!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Here they are....

    by Brendon

    Going up now at Getting them up as quickly as I can...

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Jolie is the dragon?

    by sfinck-murdah

    Is that what the "fade to flesh" shot is?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Oh christ...

    by Fawst

    Change the fucking title of the article! Glad I saw these this morning while they were up, but at least add a "DON'T see tons of pics..." or something like that.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Neil Gaiman Confirms Concept Art

    by DOGSOUP

    He is amused by AICN because all he has is teeny tiny pics and you managed to post them all huge online...for a littlw while anyway. He did say this to settle the pondering once and for all "Probably worth pointing out that this is "concept art" though. Some of it is simply a "what if we try this?", and not the way something will look in the finished film."

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Concept art...

    by Brendon

    ...I think the 'held sword' image is a still, of sorts, however. Obviously that the rest is concept art. Didn't really need Neil Gaiman to point that out, did we?

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Brendon all we "need" is

    by DOGSOUP

    Food, Water, Air, Shelter, and Sex. So of COURSE we didn't NEED Neil to point that out. But he did so I did so oh the-holy-titty-fuck well.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Thanks Brendon

    by Rupee88

    Those images do nothing for me, but at least I won't have to be curious...thanks for posting them.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Anyone save the pics?

    by Sulik2

    Didn't get to see em, anyone that saved them want to post them somewhere else? I love the Beowulf story and this sounds intriguing.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 1:04 a.m. CST

    Biggest disappointment in life?

    by Strshp2rpr

    Seriously? I'm not sure I've ever been so let down in my life as I am now. Those pics suck. They look like shitty generic fantasy paintings. I can find better whack-off mateial just by wandering through the fantasy isle at Barnes and Noble. This shit sucks so far. Polar Express + LOTR = creepiest and most inhuman movie ever. This is going to dominate Final Fantasy in teh human-but-not-human-shit-movie category. Enough drunken ramblins for one night. I hate you all. Love, Me.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 4:14 a.m. CST


    by Brendon

    Already been done. Scroll up... I'm quite in love with the possibilities of this film. Zemeckis is one of my favourite directors, Neil Gaiman is certainly my favourite (living) writer.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST


    by butnugget

    You sir are a God for mentioning Emperor Gullotine!

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I too have been asked to remove the images...

    by Brendon

    But the e-mail address that sent the request wouldn't accept replies and couldn't be verified... So I don't exactly want to delete them if there's no need. Maybe somebody here at AICN can confirm who their request to remove the images came from...? If it's the same person, then, well... fair enough.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 3:13 p.m. CST

    tinyurl to those jolie ass pics please ???

    by caipirina

    i hate how quikcly pics are being taken down here ... seems like a ploy to create hype ... but hey .. J's ass .. nice

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Too bad Jolie isn't that hot in real life...

    by Son of Batman

    She's skinny as fuck nowadays, just like every other actress. Yawn.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 6:55 p.m. CST

    oh come on man...

    by keyserSOZE

    SOMEONE has to have saved the pic of Jolie's arse! i'm begging you folks...

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Jolie's CGI arse, you mean...

    by Son of Batman

    Or a painting supposed to be Jolie's arse. She has never, and will never, unless artificially rendered, had an ass that nice. She's a skinny white chick. She doesn't have a badonk-adonk.

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 3:56 a.m. CST

    They are up...

    by Brendon - but not for much longer, I fear. But then, anybody with an e-mail subscription to that blog would receive them in their inboxes, to keep forever and ever.

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 7:44 a.m. CST


    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    for scoops on this site these days it seems. why does it seem like an hour after something is posted on here its gets immediately taken "by request"...know what i say? GROW SOME BALLS HARRY AND TELL THE STUDIOS TO GET FUCKED!!! im fucking tired of having to go through 50 fucking mirror sites that sont fucking work to find these things.

  • Dec. 17, 2006, 5:56 p.m. CST

    no way is there going to be an NC-17 release

    by dplatt

    Sorry, but NC-17 is still the kiss of death (and I'm not sure where all the sex stuff is coming from - there isn't any in the original poem, just a whole lot of violence), and unless 300 does very well, an R for a fantasy film is still pretty dicey. You're going to have to wait for the DVDs.

  • Dec. 19, 2006, 5:05 p.m. CST

    How come Bakshi's LOTR was given a slatng..?

    by workshed

    .when it was quite clearly 'The Future'..? BTW - Anything with Jolie in it sucks dogs eggs so this will be shi-ite... just like the rubbish 'Sky Captain' that Harry constantly wet himself over. And let's not forget - you can't trust Quint after his 'War of the Worlds' set report. The bloke came away with Cruise's shit all over his proboscis and Spielberg's hype machine indelibly stained his typewriter.