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Node-Z Slays ERAGON!!


Merrick again...

Earlier this week, ERAGON almost made an 11 year old cry from disappointment (read about it HERE).

Here's Node-Z with an another less-than-enthusiastic look at the film.

had an opportunity to screen Eragon last night at my local theatre, and since I haven’t seen much on it in this forum yet, I thought I’d offer my half a cent...

Honestly, I hadn’t paid much attention to this movie until I was offered tickets; I’m aware of the books, but have never cracked the cover of any of them, and frankly, after seeing the movie, am not sure whether I should chase some of my curiosities by doing so, or should write this off as a flick for the fans only?

Before I skewer the movie, I have to admit that I was upbeat leaving the theatre, and the overall verdict was that I enjoyed myself. It’s a good natured film, and it definitely draws you into the moment after you get past some major flaws.

Eragon came off to me as a low budget geek flick, which is either a book hacked up into a script, with major sacrifices made in adaptation to save money and time, or just a very poorly conceived movie.

First: in the era of LOTR, or even the bloodless/sterile Narnia, if your skylines are obviously painted on, the director will need to be getting out the red pen and booking a plane for somewhere scenic to avoid criticism…that didn’t happen here. Especially in the beginning of the movie, where the mood reminds you of a scene from the Disney film Heidi, the mountainous terrain is not realistic enough to immerse you into the world the characters live in.

John Malkovich was atrocious. He seems to be chewing jerky with every spoken word, and I can’t forgive the filmmakers for this at all, given that it’s the same style he’s had in every movie I’ve ever seen him in.

For a couple positive notes, Jeremy Irons makes the movie; he’s the perfect fit for the character, and doesn’t leave you feeling as if you’re watching a B-movie on late night cable; that’s more than I can say for some others in the film. Also, the Shade turns out very well once we get to see him out of the castle walls. At first, the makeup was lost on me, and with it, the sense of a menacing villain wasn’t there. He looked like a knock off of LOTR’s Wormtongue while in the dark of the castle. However, daylight on that skin revealed a terrifying character, and that lighting lent a lot to the credibility of each scene he showed up in.

The “sacrifices” I mentioned are what make me wonder if I should give the books a try, or wait till a sequel arrives before completely writing this off. I don’t want to give anything substantial away here, but let’s just say that there are quite a number of characters that neither fall into the “extras” category, nor appear as core characters. There were a number of scenes that felt out of place, as if 90% of the plot about them was left on the cutting room floor. I can understand how it is necessary to introduce characters at specific times in a movie in order to set up later plotlines in the sequels, and if these plotlines/characters develop into something more later on in the series, the taste in my mouth regarding this film may change. For now, it all seems rather shabby.

Node-Z


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No surprise
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2006
06:00:32 PM
Has there ever been a good DRAGON movie?
by PatchAdamsSUX
Dec 13th, 2006
06:03:25 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again
by PervOmatic
Dec 13th, 2006
06:07:49 PM
I liked Dragonslayer as a kid
by Lance Rock
Dec 13th, 2006
06:09:11 PM
And I'll say it again.
by Lenny Nero
Dec 13th, 2006
06:09:50 PM
And this review wasn't as unenthusiastic...
by Lenny Nero
Dec 13th, 2006
06:11:18 PM
Lenny, whatever age he was
by PervOmatic
Dec 13th, 2006
06:18:34 PM
jeremy irons slumming it
by reckni
Dec 13th, 2006
06:23:21 PM
Um.. Reign of Fire? best Dragon movie ever?
by modlight
Dec 13th, 2006
06:26:32 PM
Dragonslayer still holds up well even today
by Doc_Strange
Dec 13th, 2006
06:29:44 PM
Dragonslayer / Reign of Fire
by Killah_Mate
Dec 13th, 2006
06:35:40 PM
Wow.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 13th, 2006
06:47:17 PM
ok...
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2006
06:49:07 PM
MNG
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2006
06:50:39 PM
Re: "Jeremy Irons Slumming It"
by Leto III
Dec 13th, 2006
06:50:53 PM
i'm in
by LegoKenobi
Dec 13th, 2006
06:51:39 PM
Come on. Reign of Fire sucked.
by dregmobile
Dec 13th, 2006
06:56:50 PM
I agree Doc_Strange!
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2006
07:07:01 PM
Reign Fire features the best Dragon special effects!
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2006
07:11:29 PM
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONLANCE MOVIES?
by DarthCorleone
Dec 13th, 2006
07:31:23 PM
Androgyny Pisses Me Off
by Gorrister
Dec 13th, 2006
07:32:49 PM
Yo, Trogdor man. Trogdor. Yo
by Sakla
Dec 13th, 2006
07:39:01 PM
haha
by aaron0matic
Dec 13th, 2006
07:41:49 PM
"ooo you kid your something no one hase seen before"
by PervOmatic
Dec 13th, 2006
07:46:59 PM
A good dragon movie....
by alienindisguise
Dec 13th, 2006
08:02:43 PM
can we review it as a "MOVIE"?
by v1cious
Dec 13th, 2006
08:04:28 PM
McConaughey's death
by Mechasheeva
Dec 13th, 2006
08:08:36 PM
Good Dragon Movie?
by Evil Chicken
Dec 13th, 2006
08:46:09 PM
Yeah, I expected this. LOTR
by TheTalentedMrBond
Dec 13th, 2006
08:49:38 PM
TalentedMrBond
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2006
09:23:36 PM
Shit books make for shit movies.
by scrivener
Dec 13th, 2006
09:32:29 PM
TROGDOR!!!!!
by Westonian
Dec 13th, 2006
10:08:10 PM
PEASANTS QUEST!!!
by Westonian
Dec 13th, 2006
10:10:36 PM
I Know I'm gonna get flayed for this...............
by Solrider77
Dec 13th, 2006
10:18:33 PM
dem links
by Westonian
Dec 13th, 2006
10:23:10 PM
State a fucking opinion
by Mister Man
Dec 13th, 2006
10:29:30 PM
Ulrich has the coolest death scene in Dragonslayer
by troutpencil
Dec 13th, 2006
10:29:59 PM
Malkovich was atrocious? So, what else is new?
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 13th, 2006
10:57:29 PM
Best Dragon movie ever is Dragons Lair! Oh wait
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2006
11:15:51 PM
Dragonslayer...
by CaptEgo
Dec 13th, 2006
11:22:06 PM
And the best dragon movie is Enter the Dragon.
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 13th, 2006
11:35:44 PM
Yea, i'd BANG a dragon, dragons need love too
by greekopa
Dec 14th, 2006
12:00:18 AM
Top Five Movie Dragons
by Solrider77
Dec 14th, 2006
12:32:05 AM
Pete's Dragon and Dragon heart
by Kampy0jay
Dec 14th, 2006
12:39:08 AM
You know
by Varakor
Dec 14th, 2006
12:48:16 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again
by Daddylonghead
Dec 14th, 2006
12:53:03 AM
Trogdorrrrrrr!! Right on!
by Laserbrain
Dec 14th, 2006
01:04:41 AM
I blame this cinematic tragedy on the influnce of
by Ringwearer9
Dec 14th, 2006
01:17:52 AM
Reign of Fire???
by cerebulon
Dec 14th, 2006
01:29:24 AM
Any movie that features either:
by smackfu
Dec 14th, 2006
01:46:49 AM
Draco??? get the fuck outta here with that shit!
by Orionsangels
Dec 14th, 2006
01:58:29 AM
Isn't the second book called "Eldest,"
by Lenny Nero
Dec 14th, 2006
02:03:31 AM
Best Dragon song ever is......
by Orionsangels
Dec 14th, 2006
02:03:51 AM
Best dragon movie was Shrek
by Orionsangels
Dec 14th, 2006
02:05:14 AM
Best Dragon Cartoon for Children...
by Orionsangels
Dec 14th, 2006
02:07:46 AM
I can't believe how this thread has dragon
by Orionsangels
Dec 14th, 2006
02:08:47 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Dec 14th, 2006
03:01:41 AM
There are NO good Dragon Movies
by The Game Master
Dec 14th, 2006
04:57:54 AM
Dragon movies
by Volstaff
Dec 14th, 2006
05:12:50 AM
Reign of Fire IS the best dragon movie
by MasterKenobi
Dec 14th, 2006
06:50:45 AM
A light at the end of the tunnel:
by Killah_Mate
Dec 14th, 2006
07:21:34 AM
The book is Rubbish
by Kizeesh
Dec 14th, 2006
07:28:43 AM
There has NEVER been a good dragon movie...
by Kid Z
Dec 14th, 2006
07:45:37 AM
I agree..the rabbit..
by Buzzsawlenny
Dec 14th, 2006
07:53:59 AM
Best dragon movie: Dragonslayer
by CuervoJones
Dec 14th, 2006
08:05:11 AM
WHERE ARE MY "A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE" SERIES?
by CuervoJones
Dec 14th, 2006
08:07:54 AM
Orionsangels...
by Darkman
Dec 14th, 2006
08:10:25 AM
Dragonslayer doesn't hold up
by mr. brownstone
Dec 14th, 2006
08:27:00 AM
Bad starting material
by Olowyn
Dec 14th, 2006
08:41:56 AM
I liked DRAGONHEART
by WickedMonster
Dec 14th, 2006
09:12:05 AM
I liked this talk back better. . .
by Nice Marmot
Dec 14th, 2006
09:18:45 AM
Reign of Fire!
by Cat_Corporation
Dec 14th, 2006
09:23:37 AM
To Lenny Nero
by Solrider77
Dec 14th, 2006
09:26:39 AM
And to WickedMonster........
by Solrider77
Dec 14th, 2006
09:30:30 AM
I have to whole-heartedly agree...
by lprothro
Dec 14th, 2006
10:03:10 AM
GRRM
by Kizeesh
Dec 14th, 2006
10:05:13 AM
Kizeesh
by scrivener
Dec 14th, 2006
10:21:27 AM
PERN ! ! !
by Ninja Nerd
Dec 14th, 2006
10:47:14 AM
Kizeesh and Scrivener
by CuervoJones
Dec 14th, 2006
10:53:04 AM
As long as we're talking cinematic dragons...
by kisskissbangbang
Dec 14th, 2006
01:27:45 PM

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