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Details Emerge On The
Future Of FUTURAMA!!

Published at: Dec. 12, 2006, 11:01 p.m. CST

I am – Hercules!! “Futurama” mastermind David X. Cohen, in an interview with WizardUniverse’s Justin Aclin, has details on the 2008 return of Bender, Zoidberg, Zap, et al. Apparently the new episodes for Comedy Central will take place two years later than the Fox episodes, and will be dealing with the Fry/Leela relationship right away. “Within the new season, we will definitely feature more continuity than in the past,” Cohen tells Aclin. “We will also be shedding light on several lingering questions from the original run, including hitherto unknown facts about Nibbler, dark matter and Seymour the dog.” Read more of this here.





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  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Neato!

    by duct tape wallet

    I'm looking forward to this!

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:40 p.m. CST

    I think

    by QuinnTheEskimo

    I actually could not be more excited. I'm glad they're going right ahead with the Fry and Leela thing, considering how the series ended.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:40 p.m. CST

    How did the series end?

    by JKrow21

    I love this show but only started to really appreciate it during its rerun on Cartoon Network. How does the series end? I don't think I've seen all of them yet.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:43 p.m. CST

    How it ends

    by J Q

    It ends with Losing his hands to the Devil, and playing a song for Leela. Its too good to fully spoil here.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:44 p.m. CST

    * Fry

    by J Q

    That was supposed to be "with Fry losing his hands to the devil..."

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:58 p.m. CST

    bring back alternate universe bender!!

    by jedimindflayer

    "bite my glorious golden ass!!"

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 9:58 p.m. CST

    THAT was the last episode?

    by The_Boo

    with the holo-snooter-bong-a-majigy?

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10 p.m. CST

    More dark matter will be cool.

    by vivavitalogy

    While I'm here I think I'll plug a bunch of shit (mind you I don't actually think any of the following is shit):70%-Off Season Sets!! $5.99 Babylon 5: The Gathering/In The Beginning $11.99 Cheyenne: The Complete First Season $17.99 Smallville: The Complete First Season $17.99 Smallville: The Complete Second Season $17.99 Smallville: The Complete Third Season $11.99 V: The Complete Series $11.99 Wonder Woman: The Complete First Season $8.09 The Ben Stiller Show: The Complete Series < --- Comedy genius Judd Apatow (“Freaks and Geeks,” “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”) very involved with this one!! $5.99 Blue Collar TV: The Complete First Season $11.99 Friends: The Complete First Season $11.99 F-Troop: The Complete First Season $8.39 The Jamie Foxx Show: The Complete First Season $8.39 MADtv: The Complete First Season $8.39 Murphy Brown: The Complete First Season $8.39 Night Court: The Complete First Season $8.39 The Wayans Bros.: The Complete First Season $8.39 ER: The Complete First Season $11.99 Knots Landing: The Complete First Season $8.39 Without A Trace: The Complete First Season $8.99 The Brak Show: Vol. 1 $8.99 Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law Vol.1 $8.99 The Oblongs: The Complete Series $8.99 Robot Chicken: The Complete First Season $8.99 The Venture Bros.: The Complete First Season

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:04 p.m. CST

    More of my lame opinions

    by vivavitalogy

    Actually I feel many of the shows plugged in my previous post are shit. You all know which ones suck.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:11 p.m. CST

    I can't wait!

    by Megaladon

    I can't wait! That' all. I mean it though.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:18 p.m. CST

    News, everyone!

    by Christopher3

    Why Seymour the dog? More flashback eps?

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:33 p.m. CST

    RezE11even

    by QuinnTheEskimo

    That's the goddamn truth!

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Stomps The Simpsons into the ground

    by FilmFanatik

    Futurama is much funnier than The Simpsons, in my opinion. First of all, the "family" format has been endlessly done. Two, not too many Sci-Fi Comedy shows have been done (Red Dwarf is another great show). And third, the complexity of the charcters and the world offers much more to go on than The Simpsons. The writing is brilliant and the show looks better than any other prime-time animated show. I, for one, am very excited about its triumphant return.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:43 p.m. CST

    It's about time

    by streakerfreak1983

    It was a travsty that they cancelled the series. I watch it from time to time with the dvds. Very orginal and smart show

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:47 p.m. CST

    I shit a brick

    by streakerfreak1983

    when I first heard they were brining back the series, but damn I don't have cable. My fiance and I just do the Netflix thing. I have to get the family guy dvds two years after the series returns. Damn it will be a long wait until the next dvd set. My have to pay for service now, can't miss out on new futurama

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:47 p.m. CST

    "...and I'm his good friend Jesus!"

    by Osmosis Jones

    Huzzah!

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:50 p.m. CST

    i cant wait for more Seymour!

    by mc_homes

    Jurassic bark is definitely the saddest cartoon, probably let alone any TV or movie moment, and it always makes me shed a tear. I wonder if they will bring back Seymour as a regular character. that would be weird.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:55 p.m. CST

    The ending of Jurassic Bark always makes me bawl...

    by zacdilone

    ...Futurama not only had great jokes, it had great stories and a lot of heart. You know...like the Simpsons had TEN YEARS AGO.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Man

    by QuinnTheEskimo

    I love this show.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:56 p.m. CST

    How about the one

    by QuinnTheEskimo

    With Fry's brother and the clover. Goddamn they made some touching episodes, which is really nothing less than amazing.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Hypnotoad?!

    by Pr_Frink

    Hoping to get a full episode of Hypnotoad on the DVD?! Hells yes! Also wondering what they will exactly do with Seymour. It seemed a pretty definitive story to me. But that's the genius of this writing staff.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Geez, just read over my posts and...

    by streakerfreak1983

    I sound like a freakin caveman with my writing. Oh well, Merry Xmas everyone!

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:08 p.m. CST

    streakerfreak1983

    by QuinnTheEskimo

    You're here too? Further proof that we're one and the same, I suppose.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Jurassic Bark was sad as all hell

    by My Ass Smells

    good episode though

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:16 p.m. CST

    hah!

    by streakerfreak1983

    thinking the same thing. geez never going to live this down. Hey I love my futurama. Okay, but enough of this, time to get of the damn computer and do something productive. hmm, my bed looks good.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Jurassic Bark... wow

    by VWantsRevenge

    What a fantastic episode. Sad as fuck. So, is it still movies, or is it episodic?

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:24 p.m. CST

    No shit. Jurassic Bask and Luck of the Fryish (sp)

    by Big Bad Clone

    jerked the tears right out of my eyes. And I thank them for making X-Mas shows I can actually enjoy.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:32 p.m. CST

    "I help those who help themselves"

    by Russman

    Love this show. I find it amazing that some of my friends didn't think it was funny. What is this Jurassic Bark episode you guys are talking about? Would be nice to see Amy in a bikini - oh god how pathetic was that.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Jurassic Bark

    by Virtual Satyr

    It dealt with Fry finding his dog from the past petrified in rock. Fry was getting ready to clone him to have him back, but decided that Seymour, his dog, had probably lived a good life after Fry had been frozen. The episode ends with a flashback showing that Seymour had waited outside the pizza parlor that Fry worked at waiting for him to return. After my cat of 17 years died last year, I dare not watch that episode ever again, cause I'll probably cry harder than the first time I watched it.

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:44 p.m. CST

    2008!

    by Evil Lincoln

    Cripes! I can't believe it's going to be another year before the new episodes make it to TV. Much like Family Guy, I really love Futurama's musical interludes like The Robot Devil's song when Bender goes to Robot Hell. I hope the long wait is worth it! BTW: ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

  • Dec. 12, 2006, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Damn right they better bring closure to Seymore the dog

    by Bill Clay

    I've never forgiven them for the ending to that episode. Bastards!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST

    More shots of Amy in Bikini's!!!!

    by Vim Fuego

    Far more sexy than Jessica Rabbit. Not sure about the 'do' though. Even Leela's sexy in a one-eyed mutant sort of way.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Everybody Loves Hypnotoad

    by Unbirthday

    All Hail the Hypnotoad!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:05 a.m. CST

    It's all GLORY to the Hypnotoad!

    by Lenny Nero

    Must I do this again? <p> Another episode that made me cry (and it's my favorite) is "The Sting."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:10 a.m. CST

    Favorite Fry Quote ---

    by The_Deathticle

    Leela [massaging her sore shoulder]: "I feel like I've been battling with Thor." Fry: "I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Fry is suffering from underwater madness

    by bender7

    Futurama rocks

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack.

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    The four seasons of Futurama we have are so perfect I'm actually a little nervous about it coming back. Futurama is, I think, the James Dean of comedy cartoons. That said, I'm still pretty excited about this. The world is not the same without Bender Bending Rodriguez.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Also...

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    it's not the same without Zapp, Kif, Morbo, Robot Satan, Clamps, Elzar (BAM!), not to mention the disembodied heads of Beck and Richard Nixon. I've changed my mind, I'm not nervous any more, but now I can't wait.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:16 a.m. CST

    I've not seen Jurassic Bark

    by DirkD13"

    But Luck Of The Fryfish was outstanding, what a ballsy way to end a primetime comedy show episode. Jurassic Bark sounds much the same. Bring on 2008, and please be as good as before!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:48 a.m. CST

    Most depressing episode of "Futurama" EVARS?

    by Ribbons

    My vote goes to "Luck of the Fry-rish." Although "Jurassic Bark" is perversely maudlin in a way that's almost terrifying to behold.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:52 a.m. CST

    im so happy

    by roccotheripper

    smart move fox

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:05 a.m. CST

    “Morbo demands an answer to the following question"

    by newc0253

    anyone know if any UK channel is picking these up?

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:59 a.m. CST

    I want to see more Xmas!

    by Det. John Kimble

    And Kwanzabot needs a story arc.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:01 a.m. CST

    I'll be back when you least expect it...

    by Ribbons

    ...NEXT X-MAS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:13 a.m. CST

    I agree with everything said above.

    by Delete Me

    Also, the episode where Leela finds out who her parents are makes me somewhat misty in the eyes during the final scene with all the flashbacks of Leela's life. Partly because I just love the use of the song Baby Love Child by Pizzicato Five during that scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:11 a.m. CST

    Ok wait...

    by DOGSOUP

    I thought that they were making four direct to DVD movies at first with the first one being Bender's Big Score and then when Comedy Central got the rights they were just going to split them up into four episodes each for like 16 episodes. So while they are unseen episodes would these qualify as a new season??? Are they just testing the water to see if they need to make more actual episodes? If they are movies cut down into episodes it would expalin why they are more in continuity huh?

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:56 a.m. CST

    Bring in Kiff!

    by moviemaniac-7

    Just picked up the entire run on DVD recently. Brilliant. At its best it topped The Simpsons easily.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:22 a.m. CST

    Awesome!

    by Trazadone

    I was not a huge fan when the series initially aired but I've since discovered it on DVD and I think it's excellent; smart writing and hilarious.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:27 a.m. CST

    Picked up by UK channel......

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Probably will be by Sky and Channel 4. They repeat the old series at least once a day (on sky) for an hour so I would think they'd be first in the queue.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:47 a.m. CST

    eh, that show started to go downhill after season 2.

    by DigitalDong

    Everyones Loves Hynotoad of course. I want closure from the radiator chick form t aht radiator planet though. And the beauraucrat chick was the hottest of them all. DIRTY DIRTY BOY!!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7 a.m. CST

    Futureama has the most repeat viewing...

    by rbatty024

    value of any cartoon in recent years. I don't know why but I can watch those episodes over and over again. Any other show doesn't have the same impact after the first viewing. When this thing comes back there's a good chance it's going to be the best cartoon on television.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:58 a.m. CST

    A: Don't refry once fried steaks - that is, the dog...

    by JackPumpkinhead

    ...dark matter, Nibbler. When they started fucking with established ideas, they ended up with the horrible "canon" of Leela being a sewer mutant rather than an alien. Also, permanently kill off the Haitian (?) guy, his kid, the other kid... AND NO MORE DAMN "CELEBRITY" HEADS, ever. Which episodes do you think area already the most dated and unfunny?

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:04 a.m. CST

    WORST...EPISODE...EVER!

    by ucjj

    Futurama is absolute gold. Even most of the "bad" episodes (I'm looking at you, "Put Your Heads on my Shoulder" are funnier than anything the Simpsons have done in 10 years. That being said, the worst episode ever is "Spanish Fry". I shudder to think about it. I guess it was just there to clear the palate between the very good "Farnworth Parabox" and "Three Hundred Big Boys" before the finale.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:27 a.m. CST

    cookylamoo..... funny line.

    by Russman

    LOL, I forgot all about that one. Man I really wish Hartman hadn't been killed. What a science damn shame.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:25 a.m. CST

    The radiator was at Fry's funeral

    by rev_skarekroe

    Or was it his wedding? I don't remember...

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:33 a.m. CST

    That's One Day Mittens the Kittens Will Never Forget...

    by Aquatarkusman

    ... kittens give Morbo gas! P.S. Billy West did Zap Branigan, not Hartman.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Billy West

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    I had forgotten that he did the voice for Zapp Brannigan. The Zapp character, for some reason, sounds exactly like the sort of thing Phil Hartman would have done. I think Mr West also did Zoidberg and the Professor, too. Talented guy.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Cannot Wait.

    by Fount of Useless Info

    My love of this show is no secret. When the tag at the beginning of one show said "Futurama: Soon to be a major religion," my wife scoffed and replied with "It already is in this house." I have to agree with everyone above who talked about Jurrasic Bark as a moving episode. As a pet owner, I seriously don't know if I could watch that one again.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Good News, Everybody!

    by Almost_Human

    We will all get new Futurama just as soon as you dispose of this wild-assed experiment that almost killed me. Long live Hubert Farnsworth!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Right now this...

    by Childe Roland

    ...and the next season of Venture Bros. are the only things I'm looking forward to in terms of animation. That's pretty sad considering not long ago animation dominated my DVR record list. Between those shows, JLU, South Park, Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it really was the bulk of what I watched during the week. Now JLU's gone. South Park feels like it's trying way too hard. Family Guy feels like it's stopped trying entirely. And the Aqua Teens just plain forgot what made them so funny. I won't even comment on the undead shambling mound of anti-humor the SImpsons has become. They better not cancel Venture Bros.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Saved my sanity

    by thefreeagents

    I was laid up with a back injury when Adult Swim first started showing Futurama at night. I had never seen any of them before that. Looking forward to to each episode every night was one of the things that kept me from going crazy. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! I cant wait till 2008

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:41 a.m. CST

    this could be a huge talkback

    by big_nerd

    if we just keep listing great episodes. This show had heart, and count me among those dreading the return of Seymour the dog. It might get a little dusty in here. From "Jurassic Bark" though, just watch how seriously Fry does the hustle outside the museum. Freaking brilliant.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:47 a.m. CST

    "Soon enough." "But that's not soon enough."

    by DanielKurland

    2008 is SO far away. I'm glad this is happening, and happy to see that many more shows are embrace continuity at his point. Sure, it's hurt a few shows viewer-wise, but it's rewarding as hell.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Hartman was SUPPOSED to voice Zapp Brannigan...

    by GiggityGoo

    ...but his psycho bitch of a wife killed him before the show got going. So Billy West stepped in and created that *amazing* voice.<p>God I miss Phil Hartman. I hope that woman rots in hell.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Oh, and please: no more Seymour the dog

    by GiggityGoo

    I cried like a baby when that show first aired, and I have refused to watch it ever since. I'm too much of an animal geek to handle it. And this past weekend, I had to put my beloved Oliver the cat to sleep after a protracted kidney illness, so just thinking about this episode is causing me to tear up. Damn.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Jurassic Bark

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    This episode seems to have really affected a lot of people, which is rare for a cartoon. I remember both me and my girlfriend of the time were almost angry at the way it took such a sudden melancholy turn at the end. It's very touching, though, especially for any dog owners. Not cat owners, mind. No cat would do that. I love cats, but you just know they'd wait maybe twenty, thirty minutes and then find someone else to feed them. Cats are the sluts of the pet world.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:15 a.m. CST

    "It already is in this house."

    by ScarranHalfBreed

    Weird how Futurama, a sci-fi comedy cartoon, can affect people the same way that Trek does. I love how it handles science fiction elements seriously, yet it doesn't. And it has jokes about programming languages. I'm going to watch Jurassic Bark right now, goddammit.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:17 a.m. CST

    "I hope that woman rots in hell."

    by Childe Roland

    So say we all, my friend. So say we all.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Sorry, Franklin's said the same thing I did...

    by ScarranHalfBreed

    Posting before I read the other posts is BAD, BAD, BAD. "Ah to be young again. And also a robot."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:45 a.m. CST

    I Do Have To Admit...

    by Aquatarkusman

    The last season, with all of its relentless heart-string-tugging, may have been more fully-rounded as a television show, but was easily my least favorite.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Yeah, the "celebrity heads" bothered me too...

    by Ribbons

    ...I mean I'm alright with the concept, but it always seemed like they paid just a little too much lip service to the guest voices in that way that's uncomfortable to watch. I don't think any of them date the show terribly since they're supposed to be from the past in context, although you could make a case for/against the Beck one in that regard.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Am I happy?

    by skydog

    Is the space pope reptilian?

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Luck of the Fryish hurts more Than Jurassic Bark.

    by Billyeveryteen

    Best use of The Breakfast Club evar!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Off Topic-- Peter Boyle Has Passed Away

    by Barron34

    He died yesterday (Tuesday) at the age of 71, apparently of heart disease. Boyle made film history as the Frankenstein Monster in Mel Brook's YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, which to me ranks as perhaps the funniest movie of all time, certainly one of the best. Anyway, condolences to Boyle's friends and family. I hope that Harry and Company can set up a Talkback article so fans can express their condolences and rememberances.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST

    yeah, that's sad...

    by jig98

    a huge loss. i never miss a raymond episode.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST

    dont know the name of the EP

    by lofe101

    but the one with the globetrotters and the time warps was freaking hillarious. i fall asleep watching this show almost every night. cant wait for new episodes.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Huzzah for us all.

    by SID 8.0

    Can't wait for it to get back on the air. Now I can practice my stabbing.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:55 a.m. CST

    "I want to be a steamshovel when I grow up"

    by Bloo

    my favorite line from Futrarama fro some reason. That ep is good but for some reason just thinking aobut that line makes me laugh and laugh and laugh<p> amen to the sentiment aobut Hartman's crazy wife. On the patton Oswalt Talkback I listed Hartman as one of what I consider "comedy gods" and I will stand by that assertation<p>Luck of the Fryish and Jurrasic Bark both touched me too, more Luck of the Fryish then Jurrasic Bark because I have a similar riverlary with my brother where we love each other but re always dogging on each other and trying to top one another but that is a great ep

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:21 p.m. CST

    "Morbo is pleased but sticky."

    by Magunga

    Bring on the new episodes!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST

    "Maybe you could interface with my ass..."

    by GiggityGoo

    "...by biting it!" The best Bender line ever, from the Amazon women planet episode. That line made me gasp for breath after about an hour of laughter.<p>The only other line that's ever done that to me was from "The Critic", when Orson Welles was plugging Rosebud Frozen Peas, and claimed they had "country goodness, and green pea-ness". I nearly crapped my pants at that. Caught me off-guard and in the right moment to produce endless fits of gut-busting laughter.<p>I guess you had to be there...<p>Oh, and any time Bender is running and panting, like he's out of breath, is hysterical. As is Kif's dejected "unmph" sigh behind Zapp. Actually, this show is chock full of goodness, isn't it?

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:35 p.m. CST

    "Welcome to my bedroom--or as I call it the Lovenasium"

    by Bones

    Gotta love The Zapper!<p> My favorite episode of all time, even though I love "Jurassic Bark"--is "Godfellas" It is the best rumination on Theology and the pros and cons of Divinity ever made.<p> Sometimes, when I let myself think that there is a god, I think his name is Bender...and we all are making his beer...

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:47 p.m. CST

    OFF TOPIC - Peter Boyle dead at 71.

    by Almost_Human

    Just plain terrible. Goodbye, sir. I will always remember all your good works, but especially your perfect performance in Young Frankenstein. My best thoughts are with the Boyle family during their time of loss. He was a talented and funny man who will be missed by many.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Too soon!

    by mrmgp

    Some dickhead had to say that first in this talkback. May as well be me.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Best Show Ever

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I cannot wait. Luck of the Fryrish is the saddest epiosode, and Crimes of the Hot is the funniest, followed by Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles. <p> Now a Futurama quote run.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1 p.m. CST

    You watched it, you cant un-watch it!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Pathetic Humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Puny human number 1, Puny human number 2,

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    and my good friend Richard Nixon..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:06 p.m. CST

    What we need is some sort of death clock

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye...

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    cruel curtains which seem to be set with some sort of cute, cruel muslin.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:10 p.m. CST

    What did we hit? Was it a space cow?

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Not even if we rub the engines with cheetah blood?

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:12 p.m. CST

    I found this new shell out in the dumpster.

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    It's just like my old shell, but this one had a raccoon in it

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Scruffy the Janitor better be back or I ain't watchin'!

    by Darth Bauer

    "Scruffy's never seen him like this. Or ever before."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:15 p.m. CST

    She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistr

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    ..

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST

    WHAT IF MACHINE pts 1 & 2

    by oscarbait

    are classics! As is the one where Zoidberg mates. "Look at me...I'm Doctor Zoidberg...homeowner"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:38 p.m. CST

    You know what the worst thing about being a slave is?

    by Lenny Nero

    They make you work hard without paying you or letting you go.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Tom Sawyer, you tricked me!

    by Lenny Nero

    This is less fun than previously indicated! <p> Let this corny slice of Americana forever be your tomb!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Hey did you know that the guy who voices "Bender"...

    by Ricky Henderson

    Is dead? No, just kidding. Seriously though the guy who voices Bender also does the voice for Marcus Fenix in "Gears of War." Look it up, its true.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Antiqueing!

    by Lenny Nero

    I'm okay!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:10 p.m. CST

    I'm one skull short

    by King Sweyn Forkbeard

    of a Mouseketeer reunion. Bender is a legend.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:25 p.m. CST

    "Hooray for Zoidberg!"

    by Doctor_Sin

    It must be said.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:29 p.m. CST

    I think his Brannigan voice was a tribute to Hartman...

    by zacdilone

    ...and I vote for "A Leela of Her Own" as the least-funny ep. Note I say "least-funny," cause it was still pretty damn funny, which speaks to the quality of this show. "This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Mr. Belvedere naked!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:42 p.m. CST

    "Now I am leaving, for no raisin at all"

    by Billyeveryteen

    It's widely accepted that Zoidberg's grandfather ep, is the worst, and it's still great.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Yay!

    by beelkay

    I've just been watching the old shows on DVD the last few days, and I'm so bummed that it's going to be more than a year before we see new eps!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Good ol' Coney Island College.

    by Ricky Henderson

    Go Whitefish!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:14 p.m. CST

    That's Zoidberg's uncle, the legendary Harold Zoid.

    by Lenny Nero

    Come here and give your uncle a nice, big meal...

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Snu Snu

    by frodoforreals

    Great news. I recently just rewatched the Amazonian episode. Man that was just hilarious. DEATH BY SNU SNU. LMAO.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:33 p.m. CST

    "I wonder what the shroud of Turin tastes like."

    by Doctor_Sin

    - My fave Zoidberg line.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Super King!

    by bender7

    The best one of the three!!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:54 p.m. CST

    The Sting

    by Brainodo

    Has one of my favourite moments in Futurame. Oddly touching but still very funny. "All those times I said "Kill all humans," I'd always whisper "except one." Up there with Sideshow Mel's reappearance on the Krusty Komeback Special, singing 'Send in the Clowns'. Gets me every time.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Shields at Maximum Yarnell !

    by Matolen

    Ditto on all the great episodes listed above; I also liked Bender dating the ship, Kiff gets pregnant, and well...many others. This talkback has been brought to you by "the great taste of Charleston Chew"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:57 p.m. CST

    El Zilcho.

    by Lenny Nero

    Clobberella beats you up! Clobberella beats you up! Who does she beat up? YOU!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST

    That'd be Futurama, obviously

    by Brainodo

    I've no idea what 'Futurame' is. "All of our friends are here!" "Also Zoidberg!" Kif: Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life! You all brought such wonderful gifts. But the greatest gift-- Bender: Mine!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Futurama DVDs

    by Supernatural_Canary

    Okay, so this might not be the best place to post a query like this, but I can't seem to find any info online. <p> I have all the DVD sets, but in the last two months, three of the DVDs from two different seasons have stopped playing on all DVD players, despite the fact that there are absolutely no scratches on them whatsoever. They are in mint condition. I've tried them on several players and the result is the same. <p> Has anyone ever encountered the problem before? I loathe the idea of buying two whole seasons to replace three discs. <p> Any info would be mucho appreciated. <p> Oh, and I'm elated at the prospect of new Futuramas!!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:10 p.m. CST

    YES, a 22 Minute Everybody Loves Hypnotoad Episode???

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    AHAHAHA, Glorious! Can't wait for this fucking show. I argue it's the best cartoon ever.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:53 p.m. CST

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!!!

    by nemesisdarkside

    "Sponsored by the Space Pope"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST

    one of the best lines was simply...

    by Buzzsawlenny

    WEEELLLCCHHHYYY!!!! after the entity zapped him.... also....and finally the sandwhich heavy portfolio triumphs (gulp)OH No im ruined!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:13 p.m. CST

    My only regret...

    by Ribbons

    ...is that I have... boneitis... [KRCKCKK!!]

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Thats Lobstertainment is a classix episode!!!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I cant believe people think its weak. "Now he emotes". The whole scene with the extras running around screaming and throwing custard pies is fantastic.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Alright, bird.

    by bender7

    You thought you could beat me in a game of wits; but you just met your equal.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Col. Tigh-Fighter

    by Ribbons

    It's chock full of hilarious moments, but I personally dislike that episode because of its nonsensical Oscar subplot. "At the last second, this guy is nominated... but no wait, I just this guy wins!" Huh, wha? Is that supposed to be a Marissa Tomei joke or something? Either way, the central conceit of the episode was weak. But I love Boxy the robot. "Alright Boxy, keep your finger on the trigger."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:33 p.m. CST

    SCARY DOOR

    by nemesisdarkside

    "A Casino where I win, I must be in Heaven!"<P>"A Casino where I always win, I must be in...HELL!!"<P>"No your on an airplane"<P>"There's a gremlin on the wing?, you gotta believe me!"<P>"Why should I believe you?..." *holds up mirror* "...your Hitler!!!"<P>*turns to his right*"Ava Braun!!!" *she rips off her head to reveal a fly.<P>Bender: "Saw it coming!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:42 p.m. CST

    You got Metal-Fever boy! Metal Fever!

    by nemesisdarkside

    Bender: "Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!"<P>That satire is hilarious. I totally was not expecting jokes referencing minorities' disdain for interracial relationships.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:49 p.m. CST

    "He gave good snu-snu"

    by nemesisdarkside

    *Other women of Fry's past gesture in ways to connotate his averageness in the bedroom, INCLUDING the radiator from the 1st Flexo ep*

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:54 p.m. CST

    My favorite

    by Wingnut1A

    I laugh out loud when, in the episode where Bender gets a sex-change "operation", when they show a table full of the gifts that Calculon has given him, there is a huge check made out to CASH (which was funny enough) and a bouquet of puppies (which was over the top, comedically) I cant help but crack up at the puppy bouquet.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 5:56 p.m. CST

    I'm walking on sunshine!!!

    by nemesisdarkside

    Luck of the Fryish is the ep that hits me the most, moreso than Jurassic Bark. Also the flashbacks at the end of the ep where Leela finds out who her parents are gives me goosebumps. Just thinking about those 3 eps gives me goosebumps.<P>Futurama is so funny, yet is has heart. Just like older Simpsons and Scrubs.<P>P.S. I always have to watch X-Mas story on Christmas Day morning.<P>I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up diamonds!!" lol

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:06 p.m. CST

    "People said I was dumb, but I proved them!"

    by MC Vamp

    Can't wait for this to return. I couldn't pinpoint a favorite quote or moment, though Hedonism-Bot and the Robot Devil certainly spring to mind. As does "Wait--you're THAT Bubblegum Tate?"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:17 p.m. CST

    How's the family?

    by Lenny Nero

    Belligerent and numerous.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 6:49 p.m. CST

    "I'll always remember you, Fry..."

    by Billyeveryteen

    "MEMORY DELEATED"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:34 p.m. CST

    "casual Hello....

    by AttackingClone

    It's me Zoidberg, act naturally." Brilliant. Such a great show, picked up the DVD's as soon as they were avaliable. The commentaries on those things are almost as funny as the eps themselves. I'm always making two sounds that futurama made me love (though not originally made by them), Nixon's "Aaarrooooo", and Zoidbergs "Woop, woop". I'm always doing those, and yeah, I'm a bit nuts.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at.

    by shellfishh

    Love everything about Futurama, but get rid of the kids, the clone and rasta-kid. Don't need either of them.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:02 p.m. CST

    I love Scruffy

    by Ribbons

    "Scruffy's gonna get a new haircut. This old one has lost its pizazz."

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I will have a party the day Futurama returns.

    by Mechasheeva

    My only regret is that I had bone-itis.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:14 p.m. CST

    "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

    by nyjet

    "I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!" I can't wait for this show to come back.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:15 p.m. CST

    "I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar for you"

    by Doctor_Sin

    "Hooray! Everyone is paying attention to me!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:23 p.m. CST

    "I was going to eat that mummy.."

    by Hamtaro_Hentai

    Now if we could just get Arrested Development back on.. Oh well, this is just all kinds of awesome. Fox killed it by scheduling it at the same time as football games, so it didn't have a chance to gain an audience. Thank the TV gods for Adult Swim.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 8:39 p.m. CST

    "It's like a party in my mouth...

    by keepcoolbutcare

    and everybody's throwing up!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Monkeys aren't donkeys!

    by Lenny Nero

    Quit messing with my head!

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Trapped in the soft vise-like grip of robot lips!

    by mustang_dvs

    Pimpmobile. <p> Sex-lexia. <p> Past-nastification. <p> Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all. <p> <p>I, too, cannot hold my composure while watching "Jurassic Bark" -- I'm not sure if it's the Connie Frances song or the fact that Seymour looks a lot like a sawed-off version of my first dog, who died in 2001.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:05 p.m. CST

    "I'm willing to put wave after wave of my own men...

    by DiscoGodfather

    ...at your disposal. Right men?" "You suck!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:05 p.m. CST

    A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.

    by mustang_dvs

    I'm swimming in my own filth. It's a good thing. <p> And, I thought I saw a two. <p> And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:27 p.m. CST

    "Help, friends! A hamster tricked me!"

    by Osmosis Jones

    "WORNSTRUM!"

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:37 p.m. CST

    I once made the mistake of watching...

    by rbatty024

    "Jurassic Bark" while a little upset and it quickly sent me into a whirlwind of depression. Well, not really, but it is easily the saddest half-hour of television ever. Psychiatrists should officially label "Jurassic Bark" a depressant like Ambien or beer.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Blern! BLERN!

    by bender7

    Fry: Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded, the count's 3 blerns and 2 anti-blerns, and the in-field blern rule is in effect...right? Leela: Expect for the word 'blern' that was complete gibberish.

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 10:59 p.m. CST

    All Hail the Hypnotoad

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    All Hail the Hypnotoad

  • Dec. 13, 2006, 11:05 p.m. CST

    All Glory to the Hypnotoad

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    All Glory to the Hypnotoad

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 12:32 a.m. CST

    "And that is how papa got his freedom. Bon nuit...

    by DanielKurland

    Bon nuit to you all." And a fucking GARGOYLE delivers the line. I left this talkback, but I see it's just turned into friendly chatting, and quotes, which is what a talkback should be, so I'm back... "That L-pipe doesn't look like an L anymore. Unless you count lowercase." SMACK "You KNOW we do."

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 1:08 a.m. CST

    Roswell that ends well

    by imageburn13

    My 2nd personal fav, only beaten by the pilot, space pilot 3000. Fry taking on 2 hydraulic doors and guessing wrong both times is quite possibly the funniest things I have ever seen. (Which leads to this question, since we see nibblers shadow in the first episode, did the writers really write that far ahead as to cover the paradox? Thats just amazing!) In my opinion, Roswell thats ends well is the closest they got to achieving feature film quality (Bender being buried for hundreds of years? genius) /definitely all glory to the hypnotoad. //its me! Doctor Zoidberg! Homeowner!

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 1:46 a.m. CST

    HDTV

    by Unbirthday

    If Futurama isn't coming out until 2008 and they haven't started animating yet, is there a chance for the eps in HDTV? At least 16:9! Please???

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 1:57 a.m. CST

    ZAPP NOT ZAP

    by Sam Raimi's Car

    I am super-anal-retentive and it needed to be said. All hail the best animated series ever. Jurassic Bark never fails to make me cry like an old italian woman at a wake.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 2:11 a.m. CST

    Thanks to everyone

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    For putting so many Futurama quotes in this talkback. This has put a very big smile on my face, which is gratefully received on this cold, grey, miserable Thursday morning. Also, I think I'm going to have to get one of the DVD sets at lunch today. Merry X-Mas to you all.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 2:10 a.m. CST

    No beer until you finish your tequila!

    by Lenny Nero

    Michelle, I don't regret this. But I both rue and lament it.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 5:48 a.m. CST

    You're forgetting the greatest quote of all

    by Zorak5

    Dr. Zoidberg: Gracias.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:04 a.m. CST

    The line in the opening credits of the last show...

    by Bill Clay

    "See you on another channel!" Well, it only took 4 years for it to come true.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:08 a.m. CST

    JURASSIC BARK is so sad...

    by SnapT

    ...that looking at the poster for any of the JURASSIC PARK movies will make you start crying.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 9:11 a.m. CST

    "We love you, Bender!"

    by Ender's Jeesh

    "I know it, baby." Always said that Futurama was funnier from the jump than Simpson's ever was. And I'm a huyge fucking Sipmson's fan... at least I WAS, 10 years ago. BEst Moment: The looks of Terror/ Glee when Zap, Fry and Kif find out about Snu Snu.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 10:29 a.m. CST

    the indominable hubert farnsworth

    by Buzzsawlenny

    "who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"..."why those are the Grunka Lunkas"... "tell them that i Hate Them!...

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:32 a.m. CST

    You win again, Gravity!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    .

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:34 a.m. CST

    I decline your title of Iron Cook

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    and take on the lesser title of Zinc Saucier which I just made up.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Bender: 2nd place? Thats a fancy word for loser

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    *Whips Zoidberg continually* <p> Zoidberg: FORGIVE ME MY FRIEND! <p> Bender: NEVER!!!

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    .

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Its horrible.They're torturing me with up-tempo singing

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    .

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Full price for gum? That dog wont hunt monsignior!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    .

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Grunka Lunka lyrics

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Grunkalunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, We've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis. <p> Grunkalunka /#1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn. Grunkalunka /#2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke. Grunkalunka /#1: We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm. Grunkalunka /#2: It could easily happen again to you folks. <p> Grunkalunkas: So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Love & Rocket & Zoidberg

    by Sans Souci

    As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Slightly mis-quoted

    by nemesisdarkside

    Shapeshifting Alien: "I just wanted to make it with 5 alien chicks at the same time."<BR>Bender: "He's a saint!"

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 2:37 p.m. CST

    The Show Has Landed

    by nemesisdarkside

    "We're pirates on the moon..." too funny. Oh yeah and "I'm gonna build my own space lander, with blackjack and hookers...actually forget the space lander and blackjack..ah forget it all!" I'm pretty sure I butchered that quote but I can't be bothered to pop in the DVD.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Arrested Development is being shown on G4...

    by mbeemer

    ...if your cable company carries it. Seasons 1-3 are out on DVD.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 3:05 p.m. CST

    And as for Dr. Wornstrum.

    by Brainodo

    "Wornstrum!" "Good news everyone!" "Bad news no one." "News anyone."

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 3:34 p.m. CST

    favorite eps

    by reinhold

    This show went out with a bang! My favorite episodes remain Farnsworth Parabox and Three Hundred Big Boys. "CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee!" I've seen them more times than I can count, and I still adore and laugh hysterically at the scene where Fry hits his 100th caffienated beverage. I'm also hoping beyond hope that we get another Anthology of Interest!!

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Great news!

    by Cl_Kilgore

    Adding this a little late, but this is a great Christmas gift. Loved this show.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Yes, Three Hundred Big Boys....

    by nemesisdarkside

    was hilarious. The 100th coffee scene was awesome. I also liked Bender blowing his ancient Zuban (I think it was a zuban) cigar in peoples faces.<P>This show was just too good.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Balls Thoroughly Licked!!!

    by textual

    Can't believe no one's posted that yet.

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:19 p.m. CST

    "Also, they said you guys look like dorks"

    by AttackingClone

    "THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!" Love the emotion that comes with that line. "... lying in a pool of your own cowardice" "That wasn't cowardice"

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 7:46 p.m. CST

    "Why'd you open your bonghole you smelly hippy?"

    by AttackingClone

    "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman for a moderatley attractive ape"

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

    by Lenny Nero

    [flips a porn magazine page]

  • Dec. 14, 2006, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Cigars are evil/you won't miss 'em...

    by Osmosis Jones

    ...we'll find ways to simulate that smell/oh my what a sorry fella/rolled up and smoked like a panatella/that's on level one of robot hell!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:19 a.m. CST

    i'd just like to say that...

    by Buzzsawlenny

    this has been the best talkback i have ever had the pleasure of participating in on this website...ever...and in conclusion..."Cheese it".."ROBOT HOUSE!"

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Don't make me go upside 'a yo head!

    by loodabagel

    Damn anti-pimping laws.

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 12:58 p.m. CST

    "I cried like a big dumb homo"

    by treewarrior

    i loved that big dumb mutt, he looked like my big dumb mutt (talking about semour the dog) (points if anyone can guess what recent show the subject header's from... and where's the f'ng talkback for that?!)

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:22 p.m. CST

    That was a washboard break

    by Brainodo

    "Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?" "Under the seat." [He pulls out a bong.]

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Bender crack'd corn

    by Brainodo

    cos he is great. Take that you stupid corn!

  • Dec. 15, 2006, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Welcome back Futurama!

    by Sulik2

    Have to agree with many of the talkbackers, Simpsons had already begun its downslide when Futurama started and Futurama has been funnier than the recent Simpsons from the start. The musical bong with the worms that make a super Fry episode is just classic.

  • Dec. 16, 2006, 12:09 a.m. CST

    Quarters! A million allowances of quarters!

    by Lenny Nero

    "I mean, have you smelled Kong's jockstrap recently?" "Yes."