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A New NINJA TURTLES Movie Trailer Is Online In Mega Cruddy Stamp-O-Vision!!

Merrick here...

MTV has posted a new trailer of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CGI film -- due next year. It's, like, really small and shit. A most unsatisfactory viewing experience.

This said, you can get a fair sense of the look/style/tone of the film from this material -- although I can't wait to see it larger & clearer.

HERE is the film's teaser trailer...in case you missed it the first time around, or want to refresh your memory. MTV: please note the multiple size options & Glorious QuickTime here.

SEE IT HERE!!!


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FIRST
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 7th, 2006
10:04:31 PM
MTV - welcome to the 21st century.
by warp11
Dec 7th, 2006
10:05:29 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 7th, 2006
10:06:13 PM
TMNT? Is that really a viable franchise now?
by nomihs
Dec 7th, 2006
10:07:22 PM
first trailer got me way more excited
by waggy
Dec 7th, 2006
10:09:13 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 7th, 2006
10:10:05 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 7th, 2006
10:11:08 PM
Say it with me folks:
by vivavitalogy
Dec 7th, 2006
10:14:31 PM
Whatever.
by Mechasheeva
Dec 7th, 2006
10:15:23 PM
I hate MTV.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 7th, 2006
10:15:32 PM
Huh.
by Zorak5
Dec 7th, 2006
10:15:37 PM
Go Turtle Go Turtle GO!
by Osmosis Jones
Dec 7th, 2006
10:16:59 PM
not available outside of USA
by Jubba
Dec 7th, 2006
10:17:14 PM
In the immortal words of Bill Murray,
by slder78
Dec 7th, 2006
10:17:23 PM
Looks like it coulda been done by the Henson puppets...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 7th, 2006
10:19:20 PM
Ah, just like how people watch movies on an ipod...
by Sith Witch
Dec 7th, 2006
10:23:46 PM
I, FOR ONE
by aeon phoenix
Dec 7th, 2006
10:25:28 PM
wow
by werideatdusk
Dec 7th, 2006
10:25:57 PM
The live action TMNT's were big moneymakers...
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 7th, 2006
10:32:34 PM
Stop hatin!
by Darwyn
Dec 7th, 2006
10:37:46 PM
I know a kid who had 50 Foot Soldier toys....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 7th, 2006
10:43:27 PM
You can make it bigger....
by Donnie_Drunko
Dec 7th, 2006
10:47:01 PM
meh
by SkiBum
Dec 7th, 2006
10:49:09 PM
Uhmmm....
by rsanta74
Dec 7th, 2006
11:00:01 PM
Nevermind
by rsanta74
Dec 7th, 2006
11:03:37 PM
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POST IT ON YOUTUBE or elsewhere
by wolvenom
Dec 7th, 2006
11:03:58 PM
Ninja, ninja rap!!!
by Seph_J
Dec 7th, 2006
11:17:06 PM
The teaser was better....this trailer ruined it for me
by The Ender
Dec 7th, 2006
11:17:11 PM
You Tube Link
by Cuppa_Ace
Dec 7th, 2006
11:17:57 PM
I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle
by Rindain
Dec 7th, 2006
11:19:42 PM
nice thanks for the youtube link...
by wolvenom
Dec 7th, 2006
11:26:44 PM
Fuck MTV and their shitty player
by jimmy_009
Dec 7th, 2006
11:30:20 PM
ya looks like a lame kids movie...
by wolvenom
Dec 7th, 2006
11:31:44 PM
the size....
by The.Founder.
Dec 7th, 2006
11:39:03 PM
There's no way the mainstream would tolerate dark TMNT.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 7th, 2006
11:44:20 PM
As shown on AOTS: http://tinyurl.com/yakano
by all your base
Dec 7th, 2006
11:45:58 PM
Not adult orientated but atleast more serious in tone..
by wolvenom
Dec 7th, 2006
11:51:40 PM
The voices and humor didn't quite work for me.
by CoursinLarry
Dec 7th, 2006
11:54:10 PM
i can honestly say
by BLWiseass
Dec 8th, 2006
12:19:51 AM
sure it may be more kid friendly than you'd hoped
by BLWiseass
Dec 8th, 2006
12:20:54 AM
At least they didn't betray the franchise
by veritasses
Dec 8th, 2006
12:22:05 AM
Did someone up there just use the non-word 'meh'?
by slone13
Dec 8th, 2006
12:22:24 AM
Turtles was NOT originally aimed at kids.
by v3d
Dec 8th, 2006
12:35:08 AM
V3d
by playahatersball
Dec 8th, 2006
12:51:35 AM
HOLY SHIT!!!
by Shermdawg
Dec 8th, 2006
12:57:33 AM
FINALLY.
by Lord Luthias
Dec 8th, 2006
01:03:13 AM
burp joke
by Evil Hobbit
Dec 8th, 2006
01:52:26 AM
Lord Luthias, I'd take a group of monsters...
by Talkbacker with no name
Dec 8th, 2006
02:45:08 AM
the way i see it
by aeon phoenix
Dec 8th, 2006
02:45:37 AM
Evil Hobbit, But they
by Talkbacker with no name
Dec 8th, 2006
02:46:02 AM
Lame kiddy crap...
by hiperaktiv
Dec 8th, 2006
03:38:29 AM
WTF
by kingfisherx
Dec 8th, 2006
03:39:48 AM
Alright...
by kingfisherx
Dec 8th, 2006
03:43:59 AM
I've just farted
by DirkD13"
Dec 8th, 2006
04:00:13 AM
If you do not like TMNT
by bender7
Dec 8th, 2006
04:31:35 AM
Do you have the turtle power?
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 8th, 2006
05:05:33 AM
This does seem to be a dark take on tmnt
by Reelheed
Dec 8th, 2006
05:44:33 AM
V3D
by Frijole
Dec 8th, 2006
06:21:16 AM
as a tmnt fan I'm not disappointed
by misnomer
Dec 8th, 2006
06:23:00 AM
as for going back to the roots
by misnomer
Dec 8th, 2006
06:24:25 AM
I may be the only one, but...
by beastie
Dec 8th, 2006
06:47:10 AM
i wish i could fucking see the trailer
by kmw4121
Dec 8th, 2006
07:13:20 AM
You know, this may be
by greatmoose
Dec 8th, 2006
08:34:07 AM
I think it looks entertaining but ...
by Engelhast
Dec 8th, 2006
08:43:28 AM
Huh, I hear MTV sucks
by godzillasushi
Dec 8th, 2006
08:50:02 AM
My eyes glazed over
by BenBraddock
Dec 8th, 2006
08:52:16 AM
Yeah MTV sucks
by Engelhast
Dec 8th, 2006
08:54:23 AM
hermmmm
by purplemonkeydw
Dec 8th, 2006
10:48:49 AM
Can't be viewed outside the US...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Dec 8th, 2006
11:08:34 AM
I'm stoked.
by plastroncafe
Dec 8th, 2006
11:14:58 AM
Jeeze. The first film was great, then it got meh
by modlight
Dec 8th, 2006
12:23:26 PM
Where's Venus de Milo?
by StarBlitzer
Dec 8th, 2006
12:55:27 PM
2007 - The year of the 80s
by Surround Sound
Dec 8th, 2006
01:31:59 PM
I'm not watching this unless I hear there's blood
by wolvenom
Dec 8th, 2006
03:01:49 PM
Ninja turtles dont jump into each others arm 4 safety
by wolvenom
Dec 8th, 2006
03:07:50 PM
Agent sith...
by choptop
Dec 8th, 2006
03:08:58 PM
Ninja Turtles... CHEESY???????
by ImJustSaying
Dec 8th, 2006
03:09:15 PM
wolvenom
by choptop
Dec 8th, 2006
03:14:00 PM
YouTube Version (NO SHOW)
by SauloB
Dec 8th, 2006
03:41:12 PM
When's Free Willy 4 coming out?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 8th, 2006
03:43:24 PM
Frijole, I stand corrected.
by v3d
Dec 8th, 2006
03:50:17 PM
Of course they toned it down from the comic...
by ckane123
Dec 8th, 2006
04:04:27 PM
This film will own
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 8th, 2006
04:07:43 PM
the turtles never swore
by misnomer
Dec 8th, 2006
04:18:24 PM
Absolutely Abysmal Advertising
by Dersu
Dec 8th, 2006
05:20:59 PM
finally
by roccotheripper
Dec 8th, 2006
05:47:22 PM
Cock out...stroking...LIMPNESS STRIKES!
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 8th, 2006
05:47:28 PM
the original comic
by roccotheripper
Dec 8th, 2006
05:50:28 PM
For us up north....
by BIGMAC1701
Dec 8th, 2006
06:06:06 PM
Support a TMNT SE!
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 8th, 2006
06:36:06 PM
Sucks Almost As Much As "One-Up, Up and Away!"
by PervOmatic
Dec 8th, 2006
08:06:17 PM
lame trailer.. i was hooked on the original toys..
by jig98
Dec 8th, 2006
08:56:15 PM
Splinter marries Drago and punches Bridgett Neilson
by Mike_D
Dec 8th, 2006
10:12:56 PM
A decent start
by Freakemovie
Dec 8th, 2006
10:28:16 PM
Just for the record....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 8th, 2006
10:35:33 PM
I just finished re-reading the original b&w comics...
by W3bzpinn3r
Dec 8th, 2006
10:58:20 PM
My interest went down...
by Johnno
Dec 8th, 2006
11:41:45 PM
"Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" in Europe.....
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 9th, 2006
12:56:11 AM
Maybe It will be
by Bruce Kent
Dec 9th, 2006
05:54:30 AM
It's Michael Bay's fault!
by Dazzler69
Dec 9th, 2006
10:59:24 AM
k
by ferociousbadger
Dec 9th, 2006
01:21:05 PM
It looks pretty cute, but I guess I didn't understand
by superninja
Dec 9th, 2006
03:04:43 PM
The live action movie, rocks, by the way.
by superninja
Dec 9th, 2006
03:06:20 PM
no they didnt swear W3bzpinn3r
by misnomer
Dec 9th, 2006
03:45:25 PM
My question is...
by The Midget_King
Dec 9th, 2006
04:36:46 PM
Not bad. This definitely works better than live action.
by Orionsangels
Dec 9th, 2006
05:23:53 PM
Mtv's site suck's ass, but TMNT might ...
by kirttrik
Dec 9th, 2006
08:08:30 PM
WTF is wrong with you people?
by UMAGA
Dec 9th, 2006
09:36:18 PM
Why do the turtles wear masks, PERIOD?
by Osmosis Jones
Dec 9th, 2006
11:04:55 PM
Unrealistic
by bender7
Dec 9th, 2006
11:31:59 PM
turtle masks
by plastroncafe
Dec 9th, 2006
11:46:01 PM
Why does Rambo wear a red bandanna?
by GibsonUSA Returns
Dec 10th, 2006
01:00:09 AM
UMAGA.
by Grando
Dec 10th, 2006
05:05:46 AM
They kidified the Mask, The Tick and TMNT
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 10th, 2006
08:44:09 PM
C'mon
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 10th, 2006
08:58:41 PM
ps...
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Dec 10th, 2006
09:01:21 PM
ninjas wear mask
by superninja
Dec 10th, 2006
10:26:18 PM
lowest common
by sugar89
Dec 12th, 2006
01:09:47 AM
new trailer quicktime
by sugar89
Dec 12th, 2006
09:53:27 PM
omg! im a kid!
by sharp141
Mar 20th, 2007
11:10:20 AM

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