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Single BNAT Ticket Available for COCAINE transporter from Arlington to Austin! This is the last chance!
Harry here... this is perhaps the greatest contest I've ever had the opportunity to run. Do you live in Dallas? The North Texas Area? Want to come to OCTOBUTT-NUMB-A-THON? Willing to pack your car with Cocaine and all SMOKEY & THE BANDIT style avoid "Imperial Entanglements" and be the hero that brought enough COCAINE for every single Man, Woman and Child in the Alamo Drafthouse this weekend?
You got the balls for hitting the "thunderroad" - prepared to race with the devil? Here's the deal - you pick up the Cocaine in Arlington. You get it to the Drafthouse with no problems... And no meddling with this COCAINE - it needs to be pure and ready to kickstart this party right! Remember - this sucker goes 24 hours and nobody wants to miss a second.
Besides - the Geek with the Cocaine can always get laid. This is YOUR CHANCE! Well... maybe not, but you at least get a FREE BNAT TICKET.
How do you sign up? Your Dealer is Tim League at the Alamo Drafthouse at This Address. He'll give you the where and whens. Once you receive the merchandize - YOU will deliver it to the front of the Alamo Drafthouse. But remember - there are no excuses. You deliver the cocaine - you're in. You don't have the cocaine - you're ass is on the fucking curb!
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I was so close
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Sprechen zie Deutsch?
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Am I am I dare I say it First.... according to the time traxx I am sweeeeeet
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it's that horrible energy drink from that segment on the Daily Show...burns so good
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Anyone who watches the Daily Show knows that the stuff is so aweful that the guy who invented it wouldn't drink more then one can on camera. Describes it himself as "a burning sensation in your throat".
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i'm from the North Texas area...
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i just tried e-mailing and got a delivery status notification saying the e-mail could not be delivered...
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so when should i be expecting to hear back from Mr. League...or is this a first come, first serve offer for who gets this info?
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Ridiculous. In bad taste. Sell outs, etc.
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funny, because i was just watching CRANK and saw the words "Cocaine Transporter" and it blew my mind because Crank is the COKED OUT version of THE TRANSPORTER.
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Now I live in Austin! And I'm still not going to BNAT! IRONY!
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where in north texas are you? just out of curiosity, i go to unt.
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i'm about an 45 minutes to an hour north of dallas (depending on traffic) and probably 30-45 minutes east-ish of UNT
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i mean, is it the first person to get to the place to pick the "cocaine" up? what happens if two people are there at the same time? etc, etc...and i'm gettin' freakin' antsy waiting for the e-mail with the where/when crap...i feel like a crackhead looking for a fix.
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i missed my window.
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and I'm ready to go.
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Nice.
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...75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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just sayin'...
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seriously dude, it's an energy drink called cocaine. it's not actual cocaine. i will only tolerate embarassing giddiness from you about movies that don't deserve it. when it spreads to energy drinks (and non-alcoholic ones at that? ever hear of sparks? at least that will actually fuck you up on alcohol as well as lots of caffeine) i feel compelled to speak out.
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For a pot smokin' alien, you're really kind of a tight-ass. Another bowl, bro?
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The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Followers of AICN put up with a lot of stupid shit on this site, but Harry, your decision to become a shill for this crappy and ridiculous "energy drink" has greatly reduced your credibility in this reader's book.
Now, if you were to announce that the drink would not actually be served as refreshments at Butt-numb-a-thon, but instead be used to wet-down your female fans in a AICN version of a wet t-shirt contest...well then, that would be another story. But if you are really going to serve this to your faithful followers to quench their geeky thirsts, then you have less respect for them than we could have ever thought.
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It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
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