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A pretty nice PRIMEVAL poster has hit!! Check out dem bones here!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the first poster for PRIMEVAL, a horror flick from Touchstone starring Dominic Purcell, Orlando Jones and Brooke Langton. The poster is pretty gruesome, actually. And my understanding was that this flick was a giant crocodile movie... if it is, then I really love the misleading tagline on the poster.

I'm a sucker for big crocodiles or alligators. I can't think of one movie featuring a ridiculously large croc or gator that I haven't loved... ALLIGATOR, LAKE PLACID, DARK AGE... those foreign crocodile JAWS rip-offs from the '70s... Okay, Tobe Hooper did that terrible giant Croc movie, but I'll only count theatrical giant croc/gator flicks.

So, between this and ROGUE, I think I'll have a happy 2007. Enjoy the poster!!!



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It's like a cross between that lousy Douglas/Kilmer
by chrth
Dec 4th, 2006
03:25:39 PM
Sounds, meh. The other croc flick sounds like more fun
by Novaman5000
Dec 4th, 2006
03:28:56 PM
Great frickin title
by Cheif Brody
Dec 4th, 2006
03:44:15 PM
Can an animal really be called a "serial killer"?
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 4th, 2006
03:47:46 PM
More posters like this please!
by Ray Gamma
Dec 4th, 2006
03:53:38 PM
If Orlando Jones gets eaten in the first 3.5 seconds...
by SydBarretsMyDad
Dec 4th, 2006
03:54:06 PM
Sounds dumb
by Doggus47
Dec 4th, 2006
04:04:25 PM
A croc as a serial killer?
by Fleet
Dec 4th, 2006
04:11:08 PM
So is Dominic Purcell the next Colin Farrell?
by CreasyBear
Dec 4th, 2006
04:30:29 PM
LOL anchorite, I thought the same thing.
by nomihs
Dec 4th, 2006
04:59:10 PM
based on true story?
by darthcreep
Dec 4th, 2006
05:22:25 PM
I Wanna Proch Right Now!!!
by DonkeyTron
Dec 4th, 2006
05:24:16 PM
Terrible poster.This is not art.Thisis pure necrophilia
by Proman1984
Dec 4th, 2006
05:36:07 PM
Its "Eaten Alive," Quint.
by Uncapie
Dec 4th, 2006
06:02:46 PM
So Quint, you loved Lake Placid....
by alienindisguise
Dec 4th, 2006
06:03:45 PM
"The Alligator Man" is another.
by Uncapie
Dec 4th, 2006
06:04:32 PM
Dark Age???
by cerebulon
Dec 4th, 2006
06:08:35 PM
If O-Lan Jones gets eaten out in the first 3.5 seconds
by BannedOnTheRun
Dec 4th, 2006
06:20:56 PM
BannedontheRun...
by beastie
Dec 4th, 2006
06:36:21 PM
Brooke Langton is quite the hottie....
by Monkey_King
Dec 4th, 2006
06:39:27 PM
I would also like to see Jones eaten out by a crocodile
by Deuce Hexx
Dec 4th, 2006
07:09:40 PM
poor Lewis Teague
by Sir Loin
Dec 4th, 2006
07:29:33 PM
Wost. Tagline. Ever.
by CTU Mole
Dec 4th, 2006
08:59:34 PM
Screw That! Jessica Alba lookin H-A-W-T!
by StarBlitzer
Dec 4th, 2006
09:05:35 PM
H.H. Holmes
by kafka07
Dec 4th, 2006
10:28:31 PM
Huh?
by Purgatori
Dec 5th, 2006
12:22:01 AM
Rock on Uncapie
by Purgatori
Dec 5th, 2006
12:23:50 AM
Make 7...
by Osmosis Jones
Dec 5th, 2006
09:06:25 AM
The antogonist falls victim to a hidden stingray
by WOPR
Dec 5th, 2006
03:17:04 PM
bones cool
by onefatman
Dec 6th, 2006
12:58:36 AM

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