I am – Hercules!!

TV Guide says:

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, creators of the British version of “The Office,” penned this episode, in which Michael discovers that a new employee is an ex-con. Michael ultimately gets rattled when his staff begins equating the office with prison. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) receives tips on how to woo Pam from an unlikely source---Jim.

But TV Guide is not telling you everything! Learn what it’s hiding, via the miracle that is invistotext.

The episode begins with Michael pretending to be a baby.

Jim is officially dating pretty Karen but keeping it secret from the rest of the office.

The new black guy, Martin, is the reformed convict.

Everyone wonders what the new black guy did.

Pam says, “Why would anyone go to jail for that?” which made Herc laugh aloud.

We learn that Angela only weighs 90 pounds and that her sarcasm is lost on Michael.

It should come as a surprise to NO ONE that the individual who fears the new convict most has a cousin named Mose.

There is a completely hilarious bid for entrapment.

Andy scopes out quite a few other Scranton office females before settling on “the receptionist.”

Jim continues to be not stupid.

The dancing codger at Six Flags is referenced.

There is so much more.

When the series returns Dec. 14, it will be with an episode titled “A Behihana Christmas,” directed by Harold Ramis.

8:30 p.m. Thursday. NBC.

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