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The Sci Fi Channel Drops A Reimagining Bomb On THE WIZARD OF OZ!!

Merrick here...

The Sci Fi Channel is "reimagining" THE WIZARD OF OZ. You know...because "reimagining" THE WIZARD OF OZ worked out so well with THE WIZ and all. For the moment, it's being called TIN MAN and it's a miniseries.

Here's what they're threatening:


The miniseries is a sometimes psychedelic, often twisted and always bizarre take on The Wizard of Oz. It centers on DG, a young woman plucked from her humdrum life and thrust into The Outer Zone (the O.Z.), a fantastical realm filled with wonder, but oppressed by dark magic. DG discovers her true identity, battles evil winged monkey-bats and attempts to fulfill her destiny. Her perilous journey begins on the fabled Old Road that leads to a wizard known as the Mystic Man. Along the way, she is joined by "Glitch," an odd man missing half his brain; "Raw," a quietly powerful wolverine-like creature longing for inner courage; and "Cain," a heroic former policeman (known in the O.Z. as a "Tin Man"), who is seeking vengeance for his scarred heart. Ultimately, DG's destiny leads her to a showdown with the wicked sorceress Azkadellia, whose ties to DG are closer than anyone could have imagined.

"Glitch". "Raw". "Outer Zone" (O.Z.). I'd like to suggest "B.I." (Bad Idea). Or, perhaps, "F.U." (for...ummmm...."Florida University"). Goofin' with something like GALACTICA is one thing: while the original was obsessively embraced" by some, many folks felt there was room for improvement. In this instance, the masses may be too hardwired to embrace a WIZARD OF OZ rejiggering. The original is on TV too often, it's screened at retro theaters too often, and has been through too many DVD releases (including this fantastic set last year). It's..too immediate. Or, as loyal Talkbackers might decry, "Too Soon!!!"

This feels like one of those hubris projects; filmmakers thinking they no better than whoever did the same project before them. But here's the quandary: the original WIZARD OF OZ movie was, itself, not slavishly devoted to L. Frank Baum's source material - so it's difficult to argue the sanctity of a "classic" that didn't adhere too closely to its progenitor books. None the less, it's not like TIN MAN can (or will) exist in a vacuum...and the public is more closely tied to the 1939 musical than to the books...so comparison between the two is inevitable.

A good rule of "remaking" or re-approaching classic material is to ask whether or not previous efforts were as fully realized as they might have been. Were elements limited by time, technical limitations or social considerations (acceptable content) for example. Will re-approaching a title actually make it more truthful to the intent of a previous film or book? That doesn't sound like what writers Steven Long Mitchell and Craig Van Sickle are doing here -- sounds more like they're going for self-indulgent kitsch. Maybe that's not what SFC intended to convey in its press release; I guess we'll see.

This one's being brought to us by the Halmis, whose list of credits is both enormous and lackluster. They're a few cool ones in there, though...

MORE HERE!!!

This being said, does anyone out there remember RETURN TO OZ? Tik-Tok rocked..


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Goddammit! Another sequel/remake/rehash...
by covenant
Nov 27th, 2006
10:01:20 AM
Only previous efforts not fully realized?
by Hellpop
Nov 27th, 2006
10:05:49 AM
Bad Idea
by Montag666
Nov 27th, 2006
10:11:30 AM
As much as remakes suck, this isn't the worst idea ever
by CTU Mole
Nov 27th, 2006
10:12:19 AM
Sorry, This Looks Interesting to Me
by Mr. Winston
Nov 27th, 2006
10:13:07 AM
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2006
10:14:04 AM
Head in a Box
by Mr. Winston
Nov 27th, 2006
10:14:43 AM
Could have put the $$ to good use like...
by leesheri
Nov 27th, 2006
10:14:46 AM
American Mcgees Wizard of Oz
by High DeF JeFF
Nov 27th, 2006
10:18:07 AM
They could do the same thing wit Alice in Wonderland...
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2006
10:18:27 AM
I'll wait for Sci Fi's CASABLANCA remake instead...
by SpyGuy
Nov 27th, 2006
10:19:00 AM
No.
by EyeofPolyphemus
Nov 27th, 2006
10:19:48 AM
OH HELL NO.
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2006
10:25:21 AM
Sounds like a winner to me!
by Spaz_Monkey
Nov 27th, 2006
10:27:20 AM
Hellpop
by Merrick
Nov 27th, 2006
10:31:40 AM
Wizard of Oz is one of the greatest films of alltime...
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2006
10:31:42 AM
Someone Explain What I Don't Get
by Mr. Winston
Nov 27th, 2006
10:32:55 AM
I just love how my "OH HELL NO" post jumped...
by Shermdawg
Nov 27th, 2006
10:34:05 AM
On the issue of remaking Oldboy...
by DanielKurland
Nov 27th, 2006
10:45:50 AM
SpyGuy
by RenoNevada2000
Nov 27th, 2006
10:46:55 AM
Sounds Terrible...
by Saluki
Nov 27th, 2006
10:47:29 AM
The Green Screen of Oz!
by jimmy_009
Nov 27th, 2006
10:47:43 AM
The only reason to watch this would be...
by mbeemer
Nov 27th, 2006
10:50:02 AM
SMG as Alice?!?
by CarmillaVonDoom
Nov 27th, 2006
10:50:53 AM
Nipples on Batsuit == Flames on Optimus == The O.Z.
by Squashua
Nov 27th, 2006
10:54:28 AM
1910 Wonderful Wizard of Oz on youtube
by cyberskunk
Nov 27th, 2006
10:54:39 AM
DanielKurland
by Mr. Winston
Nov 27th, 2006
10:56:27 AM
I'd rather they resserect Burton's OZ project.
by RenoNevada2000
Nov 27th, 2006
10:56:52 AM
Wizard of Oz= Public Domain
by JuggFuckler
Nov 27th, 2006
10:57:09 AM
I agree with Saluki.
by rbatty024
Nov 27th, 2006
10:57:57 AM
American McGee...
by AdrianVeidt
Nov 27th, 2006
11:06:08 AM
Ease on down, Ease on down the road
by EvilWizardGlick
Nov 27th, 2006
11:07:38 AM
American McGee's OZ...etc.
by 2
Nov 27th, 2006
11:14:22 AM
Return to Oz was so misunderstood when it came out
by tjrmusic
Nov 27th, 2006
11:22:45 AM
I am intrigued
by Virtual Satyr
Nov 27th, 2006
11:26:27 AM
This sounds oddly familiar...
by Fluxfire
Nov 27th, 2006
11:34:16 AM
Bastards! I'll kill you!
by scrivener
Nov 27th, 2006
11:38:20 AM
Just make Wicked into a movie
by chrth
Nov 27th, 2006
11:39:31 AM
in my mind, OZ is open for interpretation
by oisin5199
Nov 27th, 2006
11:41:00 AM
What's wrong with The Wiz?
by Nodwick
Nov 27th, 2006
11:48:47 AM
When will SciFi Channel finally get around
by Borgnine JR
Nov 27th, 2006
11:54:01 AM
well...
by Holodigm
Nov 27th, 2006
11:54:06 AM
Sounds very EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME! and EDGY
by wash
Nov 27th, 2006
12:11:07 PM
Merlin was quality.
by Teamwak
Nov 27th, 2006
12:13:00 PM
Return To Oz was cool
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 27th, 2006
12:15:24 PM
As awful as this could be...
by Frijole
Nov 27th, 2006
12:20:37 PM
Like all other homespun dreck...
by cooterbrown
Nov 27th, 2006
12:29:02 PM
That's what people said about the Battlestar remake....
by Riley Martin
Nov 27th, 2006
12:38:14 PM
OK, remake it, but not like this
by performingmonkey
Nov 27th, 2006
12:42:09 PM
I wonder if Henry Gale will be in it.
by veritasses
Nov 27th, 2006
12:44:28 PM
This is an EXCELLENT idea...
by Ellipsian
Nov 27th, 2006
12:44:37 PM
why dont they just tell some of the other stories from
by LarryTheCableGuy
Nov 27th, 2006
12:54:49 PM
Battlestar and Oz aren't even in the same ballpark!
by Uncapie
Nov 27th, 2006
01:08:39 PM
Unbelievable
by ByTor
Nov 27th, 2006
01:10:05 PM
Dark Side of the Moon
by OGREISHERE
Nov 27th, 2006
01:10:51 PM
Sounds like crap to me. What
by Volstaff
Nov 27th, 2006
01:14:18 PM
The Wizard Of Oz has nothing to do with the books
by Lovecraftfan
Nov 27th, 2006
01:14:26 PM
Why not judge it on its merits?
by MrD
Nov 27th, 2006
01:16:15 PM
I'll tell you why this is happening.
by vivavitalogy
Nov 27th, 2006
01:19:00 PM
Sounds fine to me
by quadrupletree
Nov 27th, 2006
01:31:41 PM
Lame
by Phimseto
Nov 27th, 2006
01:33:48 PM
Garth Marenghi's Ozplace!
by Mgmax
Nov 27th, 2006
01:37:20 PM
The names make me cringe.
by Novaman5000
Nov 27th, 2006
01:46:10 PM
Not too soon for me, not a bad idea, and definitely..
by MrFloppy
Nov 27th, 2006
02:01:38 PM
Lovercraftian, they actually did.
by Uncapie
Nov 27th, 2006
02:17:30 PM
Wow. The news of last week today. ;)
by Gorrister
Nov 27th, 2006
02:20:51 PM
phantm toolbooth bitches
by foreignerbelt
Nov 27th, 2006
02:31:10 PM
Starring Daniel Craig as more gruff 'n tuff Lion!
by Spandau Belly
Nov 27th, 2006
02:41:40 PM
Fits in with Mansquito and Python Vs. Cobra
by Big Bad Clone
Nov 27th, 2006
02:42:51 PM
What'll Sci-Fi Reimagine Next? Battlestar Galactica?
by tonagan
Nov 27th, 2006
02:51:19 PM
What about Ozma???
by DiernaSoul
Nov 27th, 2006
02:53:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by wolvenom
Nov 27th, 2006
02:54:06 PM
I wouldn't consider this a remake
by Dapper Swindler
Nov 27th, 2006
02:58:00 PM
What's the big deal?
by Neo Zeed
Nov 27th, 2006
03:04:48 PM
dumbest idea ever!!
by JacksParasites
Nov 27th, 2006
03:08:57 PM
Remember Return to Oz? Hell, I OWN it!
by Craiggers
Nov 27th, 2006
03:10:04 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Nov 27th, 2006
03:12:51 PM
Well as long as they leave the Looney Tunes alone...
by mullymt
Nov 27th, 2006
03:16:11 PM
Fuck it - I won't watch it.
by RobinP
Nov 27th, 2006
03:32:25 PM
god i love reading merrick's writing
by chiahead
Nov 27th, 2006
03:40:46 PM
Neil Gaiman could pull this off
by Amy Chasing
Nov 27th, 2006
03:49:43 PM
RETURN TO OZ scared the shit out of me!
by brokentusk
Nov 27th, 2006
03:52:43 PM
Too stupid! (a cowardly wolverine?)
by Zardoz
Nov 27th, 2006
03:56:53 PM
While I'm not completely against the idea of remakes...
by Childe Roland
Nov 27th, 2006
03:57:56 PM
Not for me...but it has worked in the past!
by davids
Nov 27th, 2006
04:19:42 PM
I read about this last week so when I read....
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 27th, 2006
05:12:37 PM
Where's the audience?
by jthere
Nov 27th, 2006
05:13:47 PM
ZARDOZ!
by Uncapie
Nov 27th, 2006
05:28:29 PM
Nodwick...
by Darkman
Nov 27th, 2006
05:28:53 PM
At least re-imagine something better
by Gorrister
Nov 27th, 2006
05:40:10 PM
Why dosen't sombody just try basing it....
by WONKABAR
Nov 27th, 2006
05:41:19 PM
Greenbacks Vs Gold Standard
by darquelyte
Nov 27th, 2006
05:47:23 PM
Am I the only one...
by PolyesterRage
Nov 27th, 2006
05:51:21 PM
Ever since I caught a few episodes of an Oz cartoon
by scrumdiddly
Nov 27th, 2006
05:57:26 PM
Absolutely wonkabar!
by alienindisguise
Nov 27th, 2006
06:08:33 PM
What are you drinking?
by Christopher_atUC
Nov 27th, 2006
06:15:26 PM
Oz concepts (inside)
by monkeyspin
Nov 27th, 2006
06:16:34 PM
You know the Twist is going . . .
by SkidMarkedUndies
Nov 27th, 2006
06:36:24 PM
What about that"Lost In OZ" tv pilot a couple years ago
by Mace13
Nov 27th, 2006
07:16:27 PM
Damn, that is a funny joke! It really sounds...
by SalvatoreGravano
Nov 27th, 2006
07:17:19 PM
reimagining the Wizard of Oz is like a broken pencil:
by newc0253
Nov 27th, 2006
07:24:08 PM
Mace13
by RenoNevada2000
Nov 27th, 2006
07:36:31 PM
what an unbearable tragedy
by troutpencil
Nov 27th, 2006
07:36:53 PM
could they re-imagine...
by chromedome
Nov 27th, 2006
07:39:31 PM
directed by McG
by samsquanch
Nov 27th, 2006
07:51:55 PM
Aye Chihuahua
by Evil Chicken
Nov 27th, 2006
07:59:26 PM
RenoNevada2000
by Mace13
Nov 27th, 2006
08:53:18 PM
Destined to be the biggest pile of crap put on film
by ZombiKiller86
Nov 27th, 2006
09:00:01 PM
Wicked
by Jack Burton
Nov 27th, 2006
09:00:49 PM
No one copy edited this, eh?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 27th, 2006
10:00:46 PM
Here's why (within reason) I don't listen...
by Red Ned Lynch
Nov 27th, 2006
10:31:31 PM
Where's the originality?
by Pipple
Nov 27th, 2006
11:18:30 PM
The 1925 version...
by NoHubris
Nov 27th, 2006
11:26:49 PM
The 1925 version is only OK...
by NoHubris
Nov 27th, 2006
11:41:37 PM
Aargh...
by CZ
Nov 27th, 2006
11:45:30 PM
This is fertile ground
by Almost_Human
Nov 28th, 2006
12:00:26 AM
"Whose list of credits is both enormous and lackluster"
by Triumph poops!
Nov 28th, 2006
12:06:25 AM
CZ
by NoHubris
Nov 28th, 2006
12:28:18 AM
Truest Oz interpretation...
by monkeyspin
Nov 28th, 2006
02:35:31 AM
Does anyone remember McFarlane's Twisted Oz figures?
by AnnoyYou
Nov 28th, 2006
03:03:11 AM
Yeah
by mulberry
Nov 28th, 2006
04:40:34 AM
Y'know what? I'm surprised...
by Shermdawg
Nov 28th, 2006
05:38:51 AM
So was the orchestral cut of Legend better than...
by Shermdawg
Nov 28th, 2006
05:41:41 AM
SciFi
by radio1_mike
Nov 28th, 2006
06:07:32 AM
Too soon?
by dcervera
Nov 28th, 2006
10:16:50 AM
knobules
by Knobules
Nov 28th, 2006
12:21:46 PM
Reminds me of that "Oz Squad" comic...
by Kid Z
Nov 28th, 2006
12:22:35 PM
Hmmm
by justcheckin
Nov 28th, 2006
07:36:22 PM

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