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1st Film Image of a TRANSFORMER - Look Quick Because... It Is Now Gone

Hey folks, Harry here... Well The Giant Aquatic Brazilian Centipede has sent in a wonderful early scoop. Very soon - this image - slightly changed - there will be a flash on the belly I'm told - and then it will be released online. I will say this - there's no way that this image will be on AICN long - as I expect a phone call or an IM within 30 minutes asking that this be taken down. HOWEVER - this is one helluva scoop and I love being able to bring it to ya first. NOTE: This image is not quite finished, even now it is being tweaked at ILM. So there you have it. Here ya go:

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a little add-on to Harry's piece. I'm beginning my week off of the site in order to line some personal ducks in a row, but I couldn't help but comment on this pic. That transformer is Skorponok, leaping out of the Iraq sands after Tyrese, Josh Duhamel and the rest of their squad. I saw this as an animatic when I sat down with Michael Bay before he started shooting (You can click here to read that story) and then when I visited the set in New Mexico I was shown the live action shot for this sequence (sans decepticon, of course)... Read about that here. This is fairly early on in the movie and what I saw during my set visit was the big fight with that thing in a small Iraqii town. Imagine the below shot in total Michael Bay slow motion, drills (that transform into pincers) spinning right behind that squad. Should be a cool sequence... Anyway, no more of my blabbering. Enjoy and I'll see you folks next week!

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  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:24 p.m. CST


    by cooke


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:23 p.m. CST


    by Jerichoholic525


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Almost first...

    by CherryWheat

    with my first ever post. DRAT!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST


    by lionbiu

    looks alright

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:27 p.m. CST

    I got to see it!!!

    by Nate Champion

    And I don't give two shits, either.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:25 p.m. CST


    by R.J. MacReady

    asdfajsdflk? good call, your a great talkbacker.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:26 p.m. CST

    it looks...

    by Foggynotion

    ok. Nothin too special, but cool nonetheless as a starting point

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:28 p.m. CST


    by godoffireinhell

    you know that shot of Rico with the giant bug coming out of the ground behind him

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:28 p.m. CST


    by technotranceporter

    I have a fealing that Michael Bay is just going to nail this. I say we all bow and hail Bay as the most Badass Director of badassness ever. Well.... What about that trailer before thanksgiving we were promised?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:28 p.m. CST

    A bit hard to tell but...

    by CoursinLarry

    Looks pretty good to me. Looks like it's actually made of metal, not computers.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Giant Fighting Robots...

    by buster00 not give a fuck about you. They will destroy you.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:28 p.m. CST


    by Grayle

    It only took about 8 years, but i finally get to catch something before it gets taken down... Good times! lol

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Looks lame.

    by odj310388

    But heres a mirror incase it gets taken off.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST

    It looks like...

    by nuetro

    Michael Bay ate the 80's Transformers movie, ate a rapper turned movie star and took a shit.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:31 p.m. CST

    hey cool, i caught it...

    by zombieslayer

    hard to tell much from this shot though...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I Can Already Tell The Guy In The Back Right

    by The Ender

    Is a horrible actor

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:32 p.m. CST

    holy crap that looks terrible

    by Fearsme

    i mean what the frick? is this what the toy loving geeks have been waiting for. Tyrese getting chased by a library courtyard sculpture? OH NO! The poorly funded artist monsters are upon us! Hopefully our really good looking models will be able to save us.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:35 p.m. CST

    bit out of focus..but alright...

    by torpor_haze

    seems to be in mid-transformation...RUN Tyrese RUN..don't let fucker get you..

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Transformers or Starship Troopers 3?

    by HorseApples

    I heard they're finally bringing back Johnny Rico!!! Hopefully Casper Van Dien can get out of making "Python vs. Shark vs. Tiger vs. Chupacabra: The Ultimate Showdown" to get on board. And by the looks of this picture, they should've have enough money left over to bring back Neil Patrick Harris even though he's got all those "coming out of the closet" roles being tossed at him.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Those Three Army Guys

    by georges garvaren

    seem really into it. Just look at the incredibly individual expressions on each of their faces. Im sure their thespian skills are above par and this film, along with Michael Bay's astounding brilliance, will fill us all with a sense of wonderment and joy that will last well into our senility. That is if we go see it, which we wont

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:43 p.m. CST

    allegedly it was photographed with a cel phone so...


    that's why the contrast is "iffy". Looks great though - think that guy on the left is gonna get it good in about a blink. Not real sure how Tyrese could get away if that sucker wanted to crush him.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Damn bugs killed him Johnny.

    by Det. John Kimble

    I guess that's the protoform, eh?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:47 p.m. CST


    by Grayle

    You're all right.. no other movie for the rest of history can have people running away from a huge creature chasing them.. it's already been whiney bastards...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Can't you tell? It's Scorponok, guys!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I mean, duh! And you call yourselves fans...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:57 p.m. CST



    Where'd you see it first? Link?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Scorponok? or the Tank/Brawl TF type dude

    by amaysingstories

    I dunno. Can't tell yet. I know that the scorpion TF shows up in the desert, but the tank-Decrapticon is the same color as this robo's arm-plates. So which is it?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay is negative Overrated

    by DerLanghaarige

    I like Armageddon and Bad Boys II.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Bad Boys II Sucked Something Awful

    by The Ender

    I'm just gonna jump on that boat and tell you that movie sucked horribly. And I like Will Smith, I really do. He's a good guy, but he couldn't save that movie.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Re: Michael Bay


    Of his films - I love ARMAGEDDON, BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS II. I like a lot of THE ISLAND, but really feel like it felt like Bay wanted to make an R-rated film - and feel that would have been a much better film. PEARL HARBOR - there's stuff in it I like, but far more that I don't like. Personally - I think TRANSFORMERS is going to kick all sorts of ass. And I'm dying to see the next trailer - which I hear is amazing!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:11 p.m. CST



    I don't know what to say... that loooks... ehhhh....

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:11 p.m. CST


    by HorseApples

    I don't think people are bringing up Starship Troopers because "a huge creature is chasing someone", people are bringing up Starship Troopers because it looks like A FUCKING BUG FROM STARSHIP TROOPERS! Tyrese ran away from creatures in the masterpiece "Waist Deep" earlier this year and no one made the comparison, but when you see a picture of what appears to be a giant bug chasing members of the military in the desert, there's going to be some comparisons...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay Presents: Starship Troopers Part 3

    by jegoing74

    I hate this movie with a passion and Michael Bay missed the mark more than Pearl Harbor and the prodickhead Don Murphy is an asshole.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Harry..any news...

    by torpor_haze

    when we'll be able to see that trailer?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST

    This looks exciting

    by milak83

    I can't wait to see the trailer

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST

    wow that's fucking ugly...and that is not a transformer

    by wolvenom

    that looks like some kind of mettalicized insect. WTF IS THIS SHIT...MICHAEL BAY SUCKS!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST


    by Atomica

    can't believe i got to see it before it got the Banhammer. Sweet pic! Scorponok FTW!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST

    dude, it's an Insecticon! Those energon whores!

    by warp11


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Man, General Grievious has been working out

    by Bryan

    I wonder if he's gotten over that cough yet.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST


    by milak83


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST

    So we'll go down to earth, and change form to assimlate

    by warp11

    And I'll pick a huge ass scorpion because those are really common on earth.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST


    by jegoing74

    Blow out your ass!!!!!!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:20 p.m. CST

    So... Where's the Transformer?

    by Flim Springfield


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:22 p.m. CST


    by PoweredUpPacman

    Although I can agree that the composition of that shot reminds me of Troopers, that bot looks fuck-all like anything from Troopers. And even if it did, wich appearently it does to a whole buch of talkbackers here, you could do worse than get your inspiration from the action of Starship Troopers: WICH FUCKING ROCKED, YOU WINING PIRATE OF TORTUGA!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:22 p.m. CST

    ILMs Effects team

    by milak83

    I wonder who's doing the effects over at ILM. Hopefully not The Hulk and Mummy Returns team. :)

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:21 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    is just one of Murphy's "stooges" and has been trolling these boards for sometime now. I'm sure he'll go the way of Brandon Coleman. Again.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry, Don Murphy wants to imprison you

    by jegoing74


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Big freaking Scorpion

    by Squashua

    Blech. It doesn't even transform into a humanoid robot. Hell, it doesn't even TRANSFORM.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:24 p.m. CST


    by wolvenom

    That looks like shit... it doesn't at all resemble scorponok

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:24 p.m. CST


    by jegoing74

    Tell your God Murphy, I don't need nor care for spam or porn links directed at my e-mail box. BTW, that was private e-mail he decided to post on his board. Stooges: Please pee on us don, we deserve it! Thank You!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:27 p.m. CST


    by milak83

    The toy version of Scorponok would look stupid in the big screen.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:26 p.m. CST

    I can't wait for Phategod1 to show up and...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    pwn PharteGodd's ass. This is why we type, gentlemen. This is why we love TalkBack!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Nice Bionicle pic

    by Gorrister

    Now, where is that Transformers pic?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Everyone on this site

    by DarthCorns

    will never be happy with a movie based off of a videogame, book, or a show. fucking christ.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    you know

    by slappy jones

    it really does look like starship troopers

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST



    that just isn't Transformers... hopefully the other characters will look more like the original characters and not slabs of scrap metal all over the place.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy aka PharteGodd

    by jegoing74

    I refuse to see this shitty movie you are producing.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    the masterpiece "Waist Deep"?

    by Grayle

    Was that even a movie? i must've missed that somehow...But that doesn't look anything like a tanker beetle... the only simularity is it's a big insect looking thing chasing people that are running away... how else are you going to do that? i'd be so happy if movie companies just totally cut off the world except for a trailer or two before the movie's release, then we couldn't sit here day after day picking apart any shred of info about a flick we really know absolutely nothing about, again and again, then we might actually have to form an opinion about a finished product for once... oh dredd.... and for the record.. the hulk effects were incredible, the whole rest of the movie just kind of sucked.. oh well, here's to the next one... and hopefully a great transformer flick, Bay's still done way more good than bad in my book..

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Scorpinok mini

    by Mogera44

    Nice... Bay should helm the Eight Legged Freaks 2 straight to DVD movie with this material. Why Scorpinok? If Bay wanted giant insects he could have spruced up the "Insecticons" who were actually in the second season of the Transformer cartoon franchise. Why settle for one when you could have had three which would have more weight in the source material of Transfomers list of GEN 1 characters to introduce in the movie. Oh well... as for the next trailer... The Godzilla trailers were spiffy, but in the end it was still a turd of a movie.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Man In Suit!!!!!!!!!!

    by ShogunMaster

    That is all...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:41 p.m. CST


    by RenoNevada2000

    ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Uh? Oh. I'm sorry... Did you say something?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Guy on right, "I ain't got time to aiiiiiiiii"

    by Big Bad Clone

    These guys look too old to be soldiers. They look like they cast them at a Gold's gym in-between their workout and their slap and tickle games. "Welcome to the Gun Show rarrgghhh!"

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:43 p.m. CST

    I don't know what's scarier

    by Bryan

    The idea of Don Murphy going around posting on web sites talking about himself in the third person, or the idea that there actually is a Don Murphy sycophant out there angrily defending him on the internet. The former seems more likely and probably less terrifying so I'm hoping for that option. <p> I'm not a Transformers nerd, I don't care too much if they "ruin" Transformers (although they clearly are trying). But Don Murphy has cracked me up since the mid '90s when Natural Born Killers was being discussed on some small time movie bulletin board somewhere, and Mr. Murphy appeared out of nowhere to semi-literately (and all caps, I believe) tell me that I was an idiot, that I didn't know what I was talking about in saying that I preferred the Tarantino script to the finished movie, and then he listed a litany of weird attacks on Tarantino accusing him of plagiarism.<p> It was clear that the guy was a lunatic, so I enjoyed reading that Killer Instinct book and continuing to occasionally check up on his internet-rage incidents every couple of years. For a while I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt because I liked Apt Pupil, which he produced. I figured he was a crazed asshole with no clue about how to preserve his own credibility, but perhaps was trustworthy as a producer. But that ship has sailed - after From Hell and League of Extraordinary Gentleman we're still supposed to take this guy seriously? The only movies I like with his name on them are Apt Pupil and Bully, and you're going to have a hard time finding other people who like those movies. And yet the size of his ego and fury of his internet postings is unprecedented, as if he has some kind of record we should respect him for. After the undeniably disastrous League of Extraordinary Gentleman I'd say it's time to be humble for a while and try to prove yourself, but what do I know? It is a proven fact that Don Murphy is the only person on the internet who is not a pimply nerd living in his mom's basement reading comic books and playing with toys. What right do they have to criticize a guy who doesn't live in his mom's basement because he's rich from making horrible movies loosely based on those same comic books and toys?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Scorpinok to be voiced by...

    by The Only Woj

    Michael Richards. In the scene shown above he's chasing Tyrese while shouting racial slurs at him. "it's a n-----!"

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Murphy's site

    by RenoNevada2000

    Man, those posters over there could give the folks on John Byrne's board some lesson on celebroty asslicking.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Harry's gonna get in as much trouble as Tarantino did

    by Horseflesh

    for smacking Murphy in his doughy cheeks.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Man Of Stool

    by DerLanghaarige

    Bei Actionfilmen übersehe ich gerne einige Fehler. Die sollen schließlich nur laut krachen. Oh, School Of Rock geht weiter :D

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    500 bucks is a lot of money?

    by Horseflesh

    Well I guess it is to someone used to Murphy's budget.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST

    "League of Extraordinary is beloved by many "

    by RenoNevada2000

    OK, if there was any proof that PharteGodd is either legally insane, mentally retarded, a very funny prankster or some combination of all three, this is it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST

    PharteGood AKA Don Murphy

    by jegoing74

    Would you like to show us your tax returns from the year 1995? Jeez.......

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST

    I left out three zeros?

    by Horseflesh

    How about Don Murhpy, his stooges, and let's say anyone who's proud of acting like a sue-happy girlman after getting smacked for being an ass in the first place.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Oh wait that's two zeros!

    by Horseflesh

    Quick, someone name a movie Don Murphy had any input on, that should cover zero number three.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:03 p.m. CST

    So here is what we know.

    by emeraldboy

    The talkback does not like Micheal Bay, Ratner, Avi Arad, Marvel, tom Rothman. Peter Jackosn, lord of the Rings, King Kong. Look I hated Armeggedon as much the next person and Loathed Pearl Harbour. But I will admit that bay knows how to do big and his attention to detail is impressive. Summer action movie are what i call leave your brain outside the door on your way in films. The tomb raider franchise stinks. The kicker here is the despite the anti-bay brigade who are possibly frustrated filmmakers , lots of people will go and see this because it is escapist fare. Like the new film by tony scott, which proves one thing outside the confines of the TB, no one really gives a spit what this thinks. People will go to this, mark my words.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Your Financial income is not my concern

    by jegoing74

    You brought it up, and proceeded to brag that you got A LOT OF MONEY. Your movie still sucks, moreso you're attitude is sorely lacking.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Bionicle are...

    by Freefinger

    .. either going to sue big time, or... Make a killing in sales this year. All they need to do is .. well.. do nothing, there's a major film being done on their line of toys, wrong name, but the kids won,t notice!... ps.. the "bad actor" on the right, will probably look like a pretty damn good actor next to Tyrese!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:10 p.m. CST

    All the old images are still here:

    by all your base

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:11 p.m. CST

    I hate to break this to you Don

    by Bryan

    But if somebody really told you they loved League of Extraordinary Gentleman they were just being nice. Or they didn't want you to yell at them and start throwing things.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy aka PharteGodd

    by jegoing74

    You are such a contemptible Human being, you sicken me. You have as much integrity as a brown recluse.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy = male version Ann Coulter w/ cocaine habit

    by Kampbell-Kid

    I do not know why a grown man in his position would let so many anons obviously bother him or has the holes in his nose reach to his brain? It is sad to say but Don is a troll and while bashing AICN he clearly, like his cocaine habit, is addicted to it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST


    by Anton_Sirius

    A giant mechanical spider... when did Peters take over this production? Oh - and who's Don Murphy? (By the way, Marge, that was sarcasm.) Don Simpson has a better track record over the last 10 years.... funny how one troll fellating a hack can take over an entire thread.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:17 p.m. CST

    This is ridiculous...

    by DanielKurland

    I'm only marginally going to involve myself in this PharteGodd situation, but PharteGodd, for the sake of arguments, let's say you are right with your arguments, saying that someone was banned for being "retarded" is just such an ignorant statement. There are much better ways to represent yourself while still stating your opinions, and in doing so, you'd probably have a lot more people on your side. In my opinion, Tarantino's script for Natural Born Killers IS much better than the movie, and that League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, was a disappoint. Also, with all of your comments on how it is public and common knowledge that Tarantino steals, I'm curious as to what you think of De Palma.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I did not start the fucking thread

    by jegoing74

    I e-mailed murphy after his continious bashing of others. Don Murphy used my fucking message board account to post a private e-mail to his site under my fucking name.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:25 p.m. CST


    by DanielKurland

    I'm a little confused by what you posted: Are you defending DePalma, or are you against him too? Because obviously DePalma has borrowed things from Hitchcock, but he's upfront about it, and has explained why, and I personally love DePalma's movies.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:25 p.m. CST

    The Avatar

    by jegoing74

    Who the fuck puts a picture of fucking clowns on their avatar. I know the fuck, I didn't do it. Must have been the msg board admin DON MURPHY. FUCK!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Watch for the brown recluse

    by jegoing74

    The stooges over at the feed the brown recluse' ego.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Quint: Imagine it in "total Michael Bay slow motion"

    by DarthCorleone

    Funny, but reminding me that this movie is going to the Bay "panache" (a term I use very loosely) makes it less appealing - not more.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:32 p.m. CST

    WE de-rail the argument?

    by DanielKurland

    This is a thread on Transformers and you've spent x-amount of posts attacking people (whether they deserve it is irrelevent) and wishing they drowned. I was at least discussing an auteur, and something cinema-related.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Damn. Typo.

    by DarthCorleone

    I left out the word "have" from my snarky remark. Oh, and I thought this image would inevitably be pulled? I'm feeling much less special now about having seen it a couple hours ago.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:33 p.m. CST

    am i the only....

    by visitor_q

    one who thinks transformers is overated?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:34 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd is Murphy, just ignore him.

    by dimnix

    The man is never gonna change. Anybody who's read one of Murphy's rants will recognise his classy manner here.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:37 p.m. CST


    by RenoNevada2000

    I think you meant to say "pastiche." I doubt there will be very little if any panache in this film.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Fuck, PharteGodd, What Is An Unbelieveable Moron?

    by georges garvaren

    You know what I would do if I ever met you? Id tie your arms and legs together then cram you into Dan Glickman’s ultra tight buttocks until be was fully satisfied and you were dead.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST


    by roxyprime

    this looks CRAP....utter wank! yes, looks like bionicle or starship troopers. fuck all like a transformer!! slow motion transformers??? SUCKS!!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:40 p.m. CST

    There he goes again

    by jegoing74

    Don Murphy has started another post under my name on his message board. Are you going to give me a cut of royalties for my posts?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:43 p.m. CST

    I have a copy of Jack and the Beanstalk performed by...

    by DanielKurland

    the Prince Street Players. I simply have it by coincidence that it was my favorite story as a child, andmy mom taped it on TV, and it was just never taped over, as the tab on the tape is gone. Don, do you want it, because I really don't appreciate the "value" of it, it was just a memento.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:45 p.m. CST

    It looks like an Alex Ross painting.

    by Orionsangels

    Is that a real image?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Here's a link with more pics, including toy prototypes

    by Sith42 <p> Originals at tfw2005

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Looks like...SHIT!!

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    I mean really.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3 p.m. CST

    You AICN editors need to get your fucking priorities...

    by IndustryKiller!

    straightened out. There is no reason for you guys to be giving this the free pass you have up till this point. Doing so is so out of touch with the rest of the online community, and reality in general, that you guys sound like a Republican talking about Iraq. Saying "imagine this in Michael Bay Slow Motion" as if that is some sort of positive thing makes me think you're hooked on the smack Quint. There is absolutely no denying that Bay is one of the worst directors working today. Yes his films have an epic feel but the man CAN"T DIRECT ACTION!!! Which is a bit of a snafu for a man who only does action. His overeliance on MTV quick cuts and pointless glamour shots proves that he can't choreograph a scene and keep the camera still. Not only that but creatively his films are overwrought, overpatriotic, poorly acted, poorly written bores. And have you guys read this script to this turkey? Jesus Christ it's bad. Real bad. Not only that but Bay feels he needs to reinvent these characters. What in his judgement would make him think he is creative enough to reinvent characters that dont need reinventing I have no idea. Also Harry saying there are parts of Pearl Harbor you liked makes it seem like you have lost all sense. It's not only int he top 5 worst big budget films in Hollywood history from a filmmaking level, it also is just a blatant insult to the veterans who were there that day. Next time Bay wants to reinvent something maybe he should look at that epic failure of a film and remember what happens when a hack gets creative.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:01 p.m. CST

    What the hell is goin' on here...

    by torpor_haze

    I leave for few minutes and all hell is breaking loose.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:05 p.m. CST

    It will make $200+ million in 'hate money'. Just like..

    by Negative Man

    Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. People will bitch and spit venom over the picture, but see it at least three times. For me, I think this is looking more and more like a trip to pukesville.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:08 p.m. CST

    maybe just for the domestic Negative Man....

    by torpor_haze

    Transformers are big will make quite of change there.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:14 p.m. CST

    I am a better producer than Don Murphy...

    by Hairy Nutsack

    Remember my Megatron video? Well it's about to top 16,000 views, which I figure is roughly 15,000 more views than any film produced by Don Murphy deserves.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Wait, where's the picture of a Transformer?

    by photoboy

    All I see is some shitty piece of crap that looks nothing like a Transformer. I could design a better TF with crayons. Fuck you Bay!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy Vs Demon Dave...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    Demon could instantly become the greatest director ever. He could single-handedly juggfuckle his way through every piece of trash in Hollywood, and in return we will all buy his direct-to-dvd shit and make him millions. Everyone is a winner...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:25 p.m. CST

    "I am NOT a gun!" -Iron Giant / "I WAS a gun..."

    by Negative Man

    "...until someone in production thought it wasn't a good idea to stick with history. Now I'm some kind of alien plane that transforms into a Guyver with a sphincter for a mouth. I mean, what the Hell? I was a modern classic character. You didn't see them drastically change Superman's costume. James Bond still wears his frickin' tux! Spider-Man looks like Spider-Man. Heck, even the several Enterprise's in those Star Trek movies have major similarities so you KNOW what it is when you see it. Me? I'm MEGATRON! I was the GUN! THE GUN! You want a bad guy, I was IT! I was a symbol of evil the world over! Every kid was taught guns were bad. And I was the biggest, baddest gun there ever was! Well, aside from that Death Star thing. But can that transform? Can it? ...what... Oh... It can now. Huh. Making a line of Star Wars Transformers now, are they? The Millennium Falcon can what? Transform into Han Solo OR Chewbacca? *sigh* I feel like such a GoBot..." -Megatron (An exert from E! Channel's upcoming special Mouth to Sphincter: The Transfomation of Megatron)

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy? . .

    by Fett Fan

    Isn't that the guy that produced Double Dragon: The Movie? and somebody on here is defending him? . . wow.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:36 p.m. CST

    The Rock

    by kwisatzhaderach

    is the only good film Bay has made and that's mainly due to the Abyss reunion of Harris and Biehn.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:39 p.m. CST

    this talkback is fucking hilarious

    by godoffireinhell

    keep it up

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:44 p.m. CST


    by Frankenblogger

    ...what's a "Michael Bay"? And why are we all still caring about this movie?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Brown Recluse' like cool damp places

    by jegoing74

    A don murphy Stooge is a metaphor for a yes man.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Agree with godoffireinhell

    by kingfisherx

    The dumbass flame wars of the Transformer TBs are just pure entertainment now.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:53 p.m. CST

    League of Extraordinary Gentleman is great

    by Jack Burton

    As a comic book that is. This is an extremely amusing thread, I just had to comment on PharteGodd or Don Murphy or whoever the hell it is posting the comment that "League of Extraordinary Gentleman: The Movie" was anything other then a total catastrophe. No one liked that movie. No one. And even if SOMEONE did, that person was an 8 year old boy, and a dumb one at that. And I agree, this looks like Starship Troopers. Not even a sequel. It just looks like Starship Troopers. I guess the winning line for Optimus Prime should have been "They sucked out his brain!"

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:56 p.m. CST


    by Optimus Murphy

    Oh no!!!! Where is the Ultrafalconmegathunderninjadragonshogunzord when we need it?!?!?!?!?!?!?! This movie will suck except for the broken pool gag, exploding trolley, NASA training montage, blatant GM ads, and the cartooned Pearl Harbor action-sequence.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:57 p.m. CST


    by Pipple

    Why does every movie have to be goddam shakespeare or it sucks nowadays? Remember your inner child you cynical fucks.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Where's that "DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY" choad?

    by CTU Mole

    It's the perfect opportunity and the guy pretends to have a life and misses it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:04 p.m. CST

    This movie needs some Jennifer Connelly

    by Pipple

    You know it does.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:05 p.m. CST

    When this image does get pulled...

    by Brendon

    ...go to the link below, see it there and read what I had to say about it:

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:06 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Shouldn't the studio or the authorities be looking into Don Murphy posting your personal email address in a public forum without your permission? Isn't an unauthorized solicitation for spam a no-no?<P>In other news, PharteGodd is a cocksmoker.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:11 p.m. CST

    wow,... that's just... wow...

    by CornsilkSW

    this looks NOTHING like a Transformer. I think this movie is turning into a god-awful pile of dreck far removed from the original, marketable, and GOOD transformers of G1. Each successive attempt to revitalize the franchise has ended up being a heavier and heavier turd, sinking farther and farther into the depths of the pop culture toilet bowl. This turd is so heavy it's gone past the toilet and into the sewer.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Hey PharteGodd....

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Get fucked!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:26 p.m. CST

    You know......

    by jegoing74

    Mr. Nice Gaius Don Murphy is glory hound. Unfortunately for me, I don't have the smurphys high powered attorneys as my legal representivies. Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown may accept my case. LOL. I would have thought someone who's making atleast six/seven figures wouldn't need this type of attention.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Right-Click:Save Picture to Photobucket:share

    by Joey_Redballs

    I don't know. I feel like I'm going to be ultimately disappointed on many, many levels...not just aesthetically. But I'll PROBABLY still go see it...out of morbid curiosity if nothing else. Of course, movie tickets don't cost $10 in my shithole town...only $6.50

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Did Uwe Boll design this Transformer?

    by vivavitalogy

    How many shirtless Tyrese shots do you think this movie will have?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Hey Don...Can I call you Don, Pharte?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Good, I knew that I could. Here is a question for you genius: shouldn't you be "producing" a movie instead of trolling young men on the internet and promoting Viagra spam? What gives, pudgy?!<P>Quote: "I'm a grown man not a clod".<P>Well, you certainly don't act like it you lisp-speaking, LXG producing cocksucker.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Is it me or...

    by RetroActive

    does it look like a giant Norelco Razor is right above the guy's head all the way to the right of that pic? "Run! Run for your lives...or get 'Lectric Smoothed' to death!"

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Don, I asked you a question.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Are you "man" enough to answer it?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:45 p.m. CST

    This talkback is AWESOME

    by DocPazuzu

    I've mostly avoided venturing into the Transformer TBs since the property interests me so little, but this stuff is fucking hilarious. Phartegodd is an honest-to-God Old School AICN troll! I thought I'd seen the last of their kind. Holy shit what a tool! I can't think of any other talkbacker who has shown the same level of frenzied invective and been showered with universal hate like this since the days of the immortal Mercier KOTB (King Of Talkback!). On a side note, Don, I think the only human being on the planet who feels even slightly fond of LXG is talkbacker Anna Valerious -- but then again, she also loves Van Helsing.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:43 p.m. CST

    How does a giant Scorpion fit anyway?

    by Hairy Nutsack

    So much for camouflage. Scorponok has always been a stupid idea out side of Beast Wars, and unless it has a vehicle mode that it can use to hide like the rest of the TFs, then it remains a stupid idea. "But it attaches to the helicopter and hides there....", yeah I know, it just gets lamer and lamer don't it?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:47 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd, this is exactly what I meant...

    by DanielKurland

    Gaius made a legitimate post simply about spam, and didn't say anything rude to you at all. And then you respond by calling him gay. Are you going to tell me that he is in fact Gay, so your post is all right? Like how you claimed the other guy was actually mentally challenged. See my previous post about de-railing the argument. You and you alone are who changed the subject of this thread from Transformers to childish rambings. Just let the movie speak for itself, and don't egg people on with immature posts when some of them are responding intelligently. And if you want that Jack and the Beanstalk video, you can have it, that's another issue entirely.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Do I need his e-mail?....

    by DanielKurland

    You mean No, I don't need it, thanks. I'll send him my information about giving him the tape. Gee, I didn't realize I was posting his e-mail on the internet. I hope viagara spam isn't sent his way.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Wait, if everyone is just an alias of DocPazuzu

    by Alonzo Mosely

    As has been proven by that huge fucking nutball, that means PharteGodd is really DocPazuzu, and therefore DocPazuzu is Don Murphy pretending to be his own fan. This also means DocPazuzu is that 'Damn you Michael Bay' guy, which means he both hates him and hired him. My head hurts...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:55 p.m. CST

    STARSHIP TROOP- wait, what?

    by brokentusk

    To me, that picture looks like a giant metal robot chasing soldiers in a desert, which is pretty much all I really want in a TRANSFORMERS film. What's impressive about it is that the CGI "metal" looks like it really is occupying phsyical space. I'm sure that when all is said and done the effects for this film will be amazing, even if the robots don't look exactly like they did back in the day of casette players.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:56 p.m. CST

    thus has been up for a while now

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    someone must be on vacation.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Just a refresher for those joining us this evening.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    PharteGodd is the new TB handle for "PharteGod" who was immediately banned in this thread when he called for Harry's "arrest".<P>Even better, "PharteGodd" is a goof on "Phategod1"; a truely devoted Transformers fan who has PWNED Don Murphy (PharteGodd) on this website (and several other Transformers sites) a countless number of times.<P>Uh, can you feel the hate Donny-boy?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Alonzo Mosely

    by DocPazuzu

    Not to mention the fact that Phartegodd's answer to my post appeared BEFORE my own post! That one has even me puzzled.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST


    by Womb2dooM

    Pharte and Jegoing are just adorable! I will adopt Pharte, but it is a shame to split a pair. I would assume that all these legal accusations would not stand on the net due to the immediacy that this platform allows. I'm sure the only legal clause that is actually in effect would be that any site displaying unauthorised images and documents must take them down when ordered by the copyright owners of said document or image. I would assume. All this shit about Tarrintino is both dated and boring. P.S. jegoing, are you racist? What’s with the “Brown Recluse” shit? In joke?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5 p.m. CST


    by crimsonsplendor

    You're a 'grown man' and you use the term 'pwn'? a ha ha ha ha. You write with the eloquence of a 13 year old gas huffer, sir. In other news, I recently re-watched the transformers cartoons, and I don't get what people expect from this movie. A bad cartoon will become a bad movie that will still make millions. At least it's got giant fucking robots and no Wayans.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5 p.m. CST

    Looks like, one of the black guys will be killed first.

    by Johnno

    It's fate...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5 p.m. CST

    Oh shit, that means that fucking nutball was right...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    We are all just sad alteregos of DocPazuzu waiting for our turn to post...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Alonzo Mosely

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You mean, this is all zfisk's doing?! Good christ.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Yeah, his responses appeared BEFORE my posts too...

    by DanielKurland

    Both times.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:04 p.m. CST


    by jegoing74

    Don Murphy is a Loxosceles reclusa. It really is that simple, no racism about it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:09 p.m. CST

    If zfisk/homewrecker...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...saw this talkback, his head would explode.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:10 p.m. CST


    by Womb2dooM

    Cool, just clearing that up!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:21 p.m. CST

    In a world gone mad, only one madman can save us...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    HOMEWRECKER. He was the only one who knew the truth, but can he save us all before the evil DocPazuzu and his minions have him killed? Coming Summer 2007 you will believe a crazy fucker can fly. Also possibly featuring giant robots and gratuitous juggfuckling

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Can anyone...

    by Gogo Bananas

    provide a reliable e-mail for Dingleberry Murphy? I just signed the up for some Viagra and gay porn, but I'd like to make sure it all finds it way to the big man himself. Oh, and maybe a reliable email address for his studio associates? I figure a shitload of spam detailing his lunacy should bring his professional image to a sparkling shine.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Regarding Desanto...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...yeah, I'm sure he LOVES the further embarrassment you guys have managed to bring upon this little ol' movie. The fact that the Scorponok image is still visible here, probably shows that he's either OK with AICN or he just doesn't give a damn.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:39 p.m. CST


    by Phazer

    Everything wrong with this movie in one perfect image. The fact they don't give a crap about the characters and are really changing things for the sake of changing them - Blackout was intended to be Soundwave, which is why he has an animal companion, which should have been Ravage. Heck, set this scene at night and use Ravage, and it would have been better. People getting picked off in the dark, a Pitch Black vibe, it would have been awesome. But it was thrown away because they don't really know or care what they're doing with the franchise. And secondly, the aesthetic is just fugly, fugly, fugly. Overbusy and with nothing that says Transformers about it whatsoever. Seriously - the studios must be reading this. Apparently you're scared about the fan feedback. You should be. This is a disaster in the making. Remember why. Put a scroller apologising in front of the film ideally, because this is too far along to rescue it now.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:37 p.m. CST

    The ferver in which you children pick

    by vivavitalogy

    at one another is only comparable to the way I'm sure you all beat off.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:42 p.m. CST

    still here

    by DarthDooku

    i'm surprised the image is still up, lol.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Think Star Wars Ep 1, 2, 3.

    by vivavitalogy

    Re-hashing/Re-modeling old ideas for a new generation. The Thundercats is next.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy

    by SnakesOnABicycle

    is one of the creepiest Daffy Duck-sounding fucks I have ever heard or seen in my life. I would rather share a bed and a half dozen moral diminishing martinis with Michael Jackson than spend two minutes in the same room with that no talent little bitch of a nazi hack. Eat my dump Don. Eat. Eat. Eat.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 5:58 p.m. CST

    "I am you as Drew is me"

    by georges garvaren

    Fuck, you are a brilliant one. If you were a hooker, you would most defiantly be the one the cops find in the dumpster outside my scuzzy apartment - dead, skinned, bludgeoned and filled with the most disease ridden semen imaginable. But you are entertaining, much like a retarded child trying to fly a kite on a windless morning. See you in hell and I hope you slip on a banana.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:01 p.m. CST

    They dont give a crap about the characters

    by emeraldboy

    erm, what characters, this film is about cars that turn into giant robots. What characters are we talking about here? oh and by the way I know what the transformers are and like them, when I was a child growing up in the 1980's. I think the fact that the berg is making war of the worlds 2 without tom cruise. What a bunch of mister magoos and victor meldrews we ha on this site. its a dumb summer movie, that is all. sheesh

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Your royalty checks

    by Bryan

    Lets review here. Before LXG came out, when everyone was criticizing the trailer and Tom Sawyer and everything, you kept saying how no one was a bigger fanboy than you, you love Alan Moore, please trust you, etc. etc. And honestly I took your word for it - like I said before, I liked Apt Pupil and figured maybe the crazy anger management problem asshole knows what he's doing as a producer. <p> Well, then the movie came out and it was a painfully idiotic mess. I didn't expect a respectful adaptation of the comic book, but it also failed as dumb popcorn entertainment for people who don't know the comic, and incidentally it was a huge, notorious financial flop that probably jeopardized other potential genre movies based on little known properties.<p> So it was a failure both artistically (important to us) and financially (important to you, I would think). Meanwhile, it got Alan Moore sued, infuriating him to the point where he no longer allows his name to even be included in the credits of movies based on his work. And supposedly it caused Steve Norrington, whose Blade is one of the best comic book movies to date, to leave the business. (At any rate he hasn't made a movie since.)<p> Despite all this you still get royalty checks when they dump that piece of shit on cable, so you're proud of it? Gee, I wonder why people don't have faith that the Transformers movie will be worth watching?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Designer Transformers Movie T-Shirt

    by jegoing74

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST

    what murphy is saying is technically accurate

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    but Harry will never be sued over it. he is making the studios money. half the time i feel like the studios "leak" stuff as a viral thing. to get people to feel like they are insiders and actually care about the product more than if the still was just released normally.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:27 p.m. CST


    by vivavitalogy

    studios "leak" stuff as a viral thing. to get people to feel like they are insiders and actually care about the product more than if the still was just released normally. YOU SAID IT!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:29 p.m. CST

    It is legit

    by stvnhthr

    I've recently seen the marketing pack they gave out to lisecnsors. Very sparse on actual robot shots, but what they do show is pretty cool.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:36 p.m. CST

    If Don Murphy is so concerned about the photo...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...why doesn't he flip-out on CHUD? They received the photo the same as AICN.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:38 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I don't know about causing trouble. Besides, isn't it usually you and not me giving Donny "Two Chins" the third degree?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:42 p.m. CST

    I dont get the haters...

    by cooterbrown

    Transformers is probably the dumbest franchise to be wasted on film - but I saw the teaser and thought the movie might actuallt be cool. Then I saw this picture and - wow this should be pretty neat. Then I read the comments and wonder if all some folks do is sit in front of their computers and bitch and moan. What do you all expect? How can you make a still image cooler? I just don't get it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Is this a GIANT ENEMY CRAB?

    by SalvatoreGravano

    I didn't know this film was based on the actual history of ancient Japan...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:52 p.m. CST


    by droidonthemoon

    this is the most feedback i've seen on something and, yes, BringingSexyBack is right, the turn on Iraq is very tasteless, i just hope the rest of the movie is done in better taste. as for the look of it, no, its not like the cartoon. of course it isnt. everyone quit complaining. i wouldnt want to see it if it were. i would rent the 3D version. it works fine for a cartoon, but not for a live action. this looks a little like troopers, yes, but hey, you have to sell bugs and robots (and robot bugs) to adults, most of whom dont give a flip about the original cartoon. if you want the movie to be any good, it has to make its money back or the industry would never make any more sci fi and sci fi survives because it sells to us urber nerds AND to (really weird) kids who never turned on a tv when they were young... as well as to kids nowadays who see too much real tech to be taken in by cartoon-geared character design. my keitai transforms more than Optimus Prime did. And as for hating the phoney pix and awful marketing and hoping they do web casts... either way, we are all still glued to the site waiting for news and whining about it. looks likes we are falling into the trap. damn decepticon producers.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:52 p.m. CST

    still here???

    by godoffireinhell

    this pic has now been here for HOURS! must be fake then.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 6:58 p.m. CST


    by Lucasblows


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:01 p.m. CST


    by SnakesOnABicycle


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:04 p.m. CST


    by Simon Cabron

    is some funny shit!! it's like watching a retard shadowbox and managing to lose...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:07 p.m. CST


    by robotdevil

    Doesn't look anything like a Transformer. This movie has BOMB written all over it.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Just curious: how do we know that scene is in Iraq?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:13 p.m. CST

    ILM is the shit

    by CarbonGhost

    Even if the movie does suck, which it probably will, the transformers themselves are going to look fantastic.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:15 p.m. CST

    You know BSB...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...someone like Bill O'Reilly could have defended Michael J. Fox but that doesn't mean I would have stopped bashing him in TB. There is a certain moral latitude there that just doesn't hold water.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:18 p.m. CST

    "League of Extraordinary is beloved by many "

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Murphy is an assclown

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Get a life... I have more respect for "DEMON DAVE" than I do Don "has-been/never-was" Murphy.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Hilarious, Bodet

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    I've given you crap in the past... never actually called you TomBidet, but come close... but I have to say "On budget, On time, and On Crack. It's a Don Murphy Production!" is the funniest thing I've read all day.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy is the biggest assclown on Earth

    by decypher44

    I was very pumped for a TF movie. Then, someone directed me to Don's ite. After reading his postings, and seeing some interviews, I've come to the conclusion that he needs to be committed. The assbandit is a fucking loser and always will be. Anyone else get the feeling that he is clinically retarded?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy is the biggest assclown on Earth

    by decypher44

    I was very pumped for a TF movie. Then, someone directed me to Don's site. After reading his postings, and seeing some interviews, I've come to the conclusion that he needs to be committed. The assbandit is a fucking loser and always will be. Anyone else get the feeling that he is clinically retarded?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:37 p.m. CST


    by decypher44

    Double posting on purpose. Wanted to make sure you saw it. I know you're reading and commprehension skills are lacking, so I thought I'd help you out. And believe me, you are NOT my better.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:41 p.m. CST

    if it helps don murphy

    by slappy jones

    this picture is the first thing I have seen that gets you my 14 bucks....haven't been to taken with anything until now....great pic

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Speaking of a 3 year old cro-magnon, PharteDon,

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I've noticed a severe lack of verbosity in your posts. It's almost as if you have a hard time putting together more than 2 sentences. What's even more telling is that seems to be the predominant theme on the Murphy Messageboards.<P>Yeah. Not a lot of gifted writers or thinkers there.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:46 p.m. CST

    "skilled Murphy"

    by decypher44

    hahahaha!!! Thanks. That's the funniest shit I've heard all week.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:51 p.m. CST

    This might be a good movie if

    by veritasses

    that thing kills Tyrese and Duhamel then convinces all the other “Transformers” to fly with him into a distant star going super nova… all in the first twenty seconds of the film. While Bay might actually create a halfway decent “Robot Jox” flick this clearly isn’t a “Transformers” movie. Though having Tyrese and Duhamel in the film and those really ugly robot designs don’t make me very optimistic about it even meeting Robot Jox standards.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:52 p.m. CST

    This is horrible... and

    by TheTalentedMrBond

    This is horrible... and Daniel Craig will never be James Bond. I can tell already, from this millisecond of the film, that this is a heresy!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:50 p.m. CST

    BAY lets AICN keep the pic: desperate for feedback

    by George Newman

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:51 p.m. CST

    so everyone is in agreement with my vibe here?

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    that most of this "leaked" stuff is actually done on purpose by the studio?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:53 p.m. CST

    you nerds sicken me

    by troutpencil

    That is cool and you guys are close minded virgins. And I don't get Starship Troopers 3 as a bad thing, Starship Troopers is infinitely cooler base material than Transformers. Man Starship Troopers 2 sucked balls. If only it had been Michael Bayized, would have been a lot better.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:55 p.m. CST

    HEADGEEK, PharteGodd, re: John Carter

    by tiredpm

    Okay, so one of you point towards some proof as to who is producing the movie. And the burden of proof is on you, PharteGodd, as you are the one who is making the claim. No insults here, just interested in the status of the movie. I'm looking forward to your answer.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Hola, Senors MNG and BSB (you too Harry)

    by Almost_Human

    I find it really funny that there is someone in the AICN TB Universe that is stupider than #900 Gorilla but Don Murphy seems to fit the bill. He's asking the studio to investigate? He wants Harry arrested? Although I am pretty sure campaign finances and corruption in the form of earmarks have given corporations undue influence on our political system, I'm pretty sure that Universal/Fox/Studio Whatever has neither the capacity or the authority to investigate and arrest anyone. And who the fuck would take someone threatening you seriously when they are hiding behind various spellings (smellings?) of the word Fart? I laughed until I cried. You guys (and the other unmentioned vicious bastards) were merciless. And I applaud mercilessness. BSB - Seen Casino Royale yet? I saw this afternoon and DAMN! . . . that was good. I think I'll have another. Harry? If douche bag Don causes you any problem, tell him his law degree from I'm An Idiot Who Doesn't Understand Copyright Law University isn't worth the toilet paper it's printed on. Why? Because to argue that you "knowingly violated the laws of the US" and needs to be in prison for such shows a faulty knowledge of both copyright law, the related safe harbor/fair use provisions and the fundamental structure of the courts. Unless the DVD's Harry schills are pirated, Don needs to, IMHO, shut the fuck up. No one is being investigated. No one is going to jail. I wonder if Don realized that copyright is a civil matter 95% of the time and that jail time of any sort is not in the judicial offerings? That the remedy is usually monetary and a cease and desist order? I suppose Don is going after ET and Showbiz Tonight next. To quote Red Foreman, "Dumbass!"

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Filmworld denizens superior to Don Murphy: partial list

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    1. Quentin Tarantino. Makes interesting movies people enjoy watching. Cares about film as an art form. Writes good scripts. <p> 2. Harry Knowles. Has a genuine love of film matched by few, surpassed by none. Is charming, funny, self-deprecating, and doesn't take self too seriously. <p> 3. Any given talkbacker. With few exceptions, talkbackers are not burnouts who can't keep personal staff because of a toxic personality/ personality disorder. Many talkbackers of many ages have the POTENTIAL and CREATIVITY to make something interesting, unlike Don "Time to Kill Another Promising Property for the Almighty Dollar" Murphy

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 7:58 p.m. CST


    by slappy jones

    if phartegod really is don murphy then it is incredibly funny that he refers to himself in the third person...talking about his "skills". that is really funny. I am starting to believe he is murphy because what producer has fans. I understand fans of directors and actors you know...the people who actually create things and are talented but what kind of a person is a passionate fan of a producer??...this isn't an attack on you don...I just find it weird that someone could be such a big fan of a producer that they would defend one so often on a website. so it has to be you don. and in that case I take back my attack disclaimer. you are a knob.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:02 p.m. CST


    by zillabeast


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:03 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    and/or a cease and desist order

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:06 p.m. CST


    by The Midget_King

    Will you please lighten the fuck up? Or at the very least shut your cum dumpster. Must be nice to have nothing better to do than haunt this TB all fucking night. But seriously, before you get your tube sock out and retire for the evening, remind your mom to stop by my place later. Thanks buddy.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:07 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    Good point. I know I don't go see a movie because of the producer. I've never seen someone wearing a t-shirt that says "Mario Kassar Rocks!". But I have known people who refer to themselves in the third person. They're call either Her Majesty the Queen or a pretentious jackass. Yeah, it's got to be Don.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:11 p.m. CST


    by The Midget_King

    What didnt make sense? Sorry about that. I guess I should have said, tell your mom to stop by so she can give me oral. Sorry for the confusion.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:11 p.m. CST

    It's Don alright...

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    because if anybody else was acting like such a micropenis on Don Murphy's behalf, Murphy would have flipped out long ago. Doesn't Don know he's already a laughingstock all over the lots? Talk about being your own worst enemy... nothing anybody damns Don as badly as the nonsense he says himself.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:14 p.m. CST

    The Midget King

    by Almost_Human

    Man, if you are their King, I guess midgets are funnier and meaner than I thought. But I offer this for your consideration . . . would you really want oral or any physical contact with that gene pool, even if only for entertainment purposes? The mere thought gives me the heebie-jeebies.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Psyched for 'Bionicle: The Movie'! Great pic!

    by Alesandro

    I heard they were making a Transformers movie... is that rumor true?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Coming from the guy who...

    by The Midget_King

    defends the producer of Double Dragon. Not being clever just doesnt hurt coming from you.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Jackass, I noticed it's down

    by Almost_Human

    at the request of Paramount. So where are the cops kicking in Harry's door, you windbag?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy --

    by hktelemacher

    Only people on the losing end of this kind of a debate (and a life) ever invoke THE LAW to justify yourself or chastise others. It's the layman's safety net when common sense fails. And as far as TRANSFORMERS goes - it will make some money, but I think the fan base has been seriously overestimated. But hey, you're sure doing a good job of keeping the buzz alive on this site. Go fight Uwe Boll or something.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Studio Requests

    by Almost_Human

    You know Don, any publisher of movie gossip or whatever you choose to call this is usually glad to remove material at the studios request for one simple reason and it's not threats of jail time, it's because they have a symbiotic relationship. Movie "leaks" have been happening since DeMille and so have retractions. Studios need buzz. Buzz happens when people think they have the inside on something they think is cool. Wow, you are not only ignorant of the law, but of economics as well.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Ha ha, I like how you capitalize "he"

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    when speaking of yourself in the third person. Don, you're just too funny to hate.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Oh Don, that's so fucking LAME!!!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You know EXACTLY who PharteGodd is because you still have the bitter taste of Phategod1 in your mouth. Boy, talk about a sad, sad diversionary effort on your part. It must be nice to hide behind the smokescreen of your personal website.<P>You're not fooling anyone you big girl.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Fart Face, if you don't need THE LAW

    by Almost_Human

    the why bring it up in the first place in less you are some kind of mental deficient that gets off on thinking he can terrorize somebody? And you can feel free to insult me anyway you can think of (which isn't much I'm betting) because I'll tell you up front you are a poser moron and I don't care what you think. Have a nice day.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Farty, please feel free to ...

    by Almost_Human

    pick a fight with me if you like. I have big sharp nasty teeth and I like chewing on trolls. It's fun.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:30 p.m. CST

    vivavitalogy, the PT is great

    by DarthDooku


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Howdy Almost_Human.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Welcome to the party. I recommend you try the mercilessness. ;)

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:32 p.m. CST

    correction #2

    by Almost_Human

    unless - bad typing caused by being asked to read a drug interaction label in the middle of a sentence.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Maybe that explains Pharty McFartsalot

    by Almost_Human

    No one read his drug interaction labels.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Where's a link to the pic?

    by googamooga

    You mean to tell me not ONE of you douchebags saved the pic and posted it somewhere else? POST A LINK PLEASE!!!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:41 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Check CHUD.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:47 p.m. CST

    PharteGood AKA Don Murphy

    by jegoing74

    You are being intellectual dishonest to your stooges er yes men, over on your insane asylum of a message board. Your comedy routine was a tiny bit amusing, but let me get to the heart of the matter. Transformers are not bionicle skeletal looking animal/insect robots and or about a gigantic metal scorpion with no other purpose than to be a drone, proceed to get blown up for your big bloated half-arsed hollywood movie. AFAIK this thing doesn't even Transform into much of anything. Say hello to bumblebee, you know the one with pacifier oil cap in his mouth. Finally, Michael Bay sucks.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:52 p.m. CST

    I was wondering when they were going to

    by vivavitalogy

    request that lame picture be taken down. I guess this topic got the number of hit THEY wanted. THEY, by the way, are the ones who control what you see, read, hear, etc. THEY are are robots themselves: mindless automatonic money making machines.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 8:59 p.m. CST

    I'm surprised AICN hasn't yet picked up the...

    by Orionsangels

    story of the Michael Moore & Kevin Smith fued. Considering Moore is basically insulting all talkbackers and fanboys. Which would include Harry Knowles. Apparently Moore has a bigger ego than Kanye West -

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:02 p.m. CST

    The photos right here!

    by Orionsangels

    Come to me Bay! If you dare! I defy you! I have it hosted in a 1000 other locations. You can't stop us! -

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:05 p.m. CST

    phartegodd/murphy is the fucking norman bates...

    by slappy jones

    ..of talkback. jesus christ. this is fucking insane to watch.It is a trainwreck.....I can't look away. It is so obviously murphy. What sad fucker is so devoted to his favorite porducer that he comes here to defend him over the littlest of things.... and as i said in my last post who really is a fucking fan of a certain producer who when they see transformers is going to thinking "wow I love the way murphy must have been drinking coffee of to the side of this scene as it was being shot trying to ghet bay to acknowledge him. aweinspiring"...are there producer fan clubs??what does a producers fan club do....what is in their fucking monthly newsletter??"Dear(producers name here)Fan club members"..actually for the sake of this article lets say its dons.Here is my version of the monthly fan club letter "Dear Don Murphy Fans, Hope you are all well.Well it has been a crazy at Don Murphy HQ this month.Not only was the skilled Don spotted desperately trying to get in on a private transformers production meeting between Bay and Speilberg he was later seen chasing Speilberg to his car. He finally caught up to him but was all red cheeked and out of breathe and couldn't get the words out. Speilberg then handed him his valet card thinking the remarkable Don was the car valet! Then the majestic don spent the rest of his month snorting coke. PWN'ING various guys in the internet and syphoning money from the transformers budget(and other various productions) draining them dry while contributing nothing of any value to the film outside of a few free pairs of shoes for the crew that he promised nike Tyrese would be wearing in the climatic battle. Well thats it for this month. And remember to keep valiantly fighting the good fight at AICN and sticking up for Don over the most ridiculous petty shit that only he could get mad about about. We'll show them!! Keep the faith and See you soon Phartegodd, Don Murphy Fan Club President." I imagine it looks something like that.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Why Does Everyone Want Don To Go Away?

    by SnakesOnABicycle

    It's not very often you get to participate or wittness so closely a soft cheeked, coke-bloated, douchebag, Daffy Duck his way into making an ass out of himself, again and again... and again. If anything, his complete mastery in the art of nonsensical, sloppy, looking for a hug, used tampon, self defense, is something to be prized and cherished forever. If he goes away all we'll have to make fun of is that slowmotion trainwreck remake of Starship Troopers, better known as Transformers, or How To Blow 200 Mill On Coke Porn Stars And Bad Ideas. So you stay Don, and that guy that has nothing to do with you, PharteGodd, you stay too. You stay and type those fingers away at the TBers, inbetween twitching and rubbing those ever reddening nostrils of yours. I guess if I was a no talent Tarantino punching bag, this is where I would say... flush?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Michael Moore

    by Almost_Human

    Yeah, he makes an interesting documentary, but I did have the misfortune of meeting him once. He's pretty obnoxious. The only director I've met that was ruder and more arrogant was Stephen Soderbergh. He was a snotty prick the time I was around him. Although a buddy of mine had lunch with Tarantino and said that Quentin spent most of the lunch yelling at the wait staff. Ego. Bleh. You can make a good movie and still be a good person. Counter-example. I met Christopher Guest once and he was THE BEST. Nice, approachable, never condescending and only mean if it was funny (usually very funny). And in the above mentioned list of "bad" directors, in their defense, everyone has a bad day now and again and maybe I was there for one of them. I do know that I haven't seen a Soderbergh movie in a LONG time and on purpose.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Murphy's Mental State

    by Kirbymanly

    Here's the deathblow: OLIVER STONE thought he was crazy. Nuff said.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST

    tis not gone, its here:

    by all your base

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:18 p.m. CST

    And you can tell Quentin never

    by Almost_Human

    worked in a restaurant. I hope he enjoyed the assortment of bodily fluids added to his meal. But he does make entertaining films.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Hey Don, if ya haven't cast the voice of Starscream yet

    by Shermdawg

    Like I've said before, Wllem Dafoe would be a kickass replacement for Latta. And if the shooting script ends like the one that was leaked, it would make sense casting someone like Dafoe, IF there's a sequel.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST


    by ScreamingPenis

    1) PharteGodd - serious inferiority issues going on; drink some NyQuill and take a nap 2) The first half of The Island was good, but given the budget demands and "brand equity" of Transformers, there is no reason to believe that Bay will depart from his status quo; 3) people aren't wearing enough hats

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:18 p.m. CST

    pix also here

    by quentintarantado

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:22 p.m. CST

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

    by Pipple


  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Not Enough Hats

    by Almost_Human

    Damn straight. Last time this country dressed with style was about 19 something mumble mumble.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:24 p.m. CST

    something mumble mumble.

    by Almost_Human

    does not include any decade of the 20th century that begins with 7.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:24 p.m. CST

    That's Entertainment....

    by Kevin

    This has been by far the most entertaining talkback in quite some time. s0nicdeathmonkey, you are right on the money in regards to the intentional leak. If that is indeed Murphy, thank you for the entertainment and I am not referring to the abominations you jokingly dub "films". You pushed Norrington almost completely out of the industry and now with the cut I was privy to seeing of Shoot Em Up earlier this month, Michael Davis will be joining him. Oh by the way Don, you called Tarantino a plagurist, right? What about Michael Davis and his affinity for Hong Kong cinema which is evident in just about every frame of Shoot Em Up? Does that make him guilty of plagurism as well? Working in the industry as I do, I have never stumbled across a producer who berates the very people who provide him with an income and an excuse to continue ruining franchise after franchise other capable producers would protect. Sir, you would have made a glorious abortion.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Don't Bother Looking for Pics....

    by Kirbymanly

    Those are NOT Transformers. They're so f-ing bad you can't even tell that they're ROBOTS. Looks like something that came out of a scrap pile. I can believe Murphy's got his name on this thing... but Spielberg?! Come on, man! You're so much better than this! Now give us *Batteries Not Included 2!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:27 p.m. CST

    hey quentintarantado

    by all your base

    mine is bigger than yours

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Seriously, don't look at the picture

    by photoboy

    It's enough to make a transformer fan cry.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Orionsangels, it's ROGER Moore, not Michael Moore!!!

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Kevin Smith is trying to pick a fight with ROGER Moore, some critic nobody's ever heard of. Smith obviously has some Don Murphy tendencies of his own, way too eager to sling mud on the internet instead of trying to make better movies. <p> And yes Michael Moore is kind of screwy in person (paranoid?), but who cares, he's awesome anyways.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Yeah, take a pass on the pics

    by Almost_Human

    I'm not even a Transformer fan and I was disappointed.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry!

    by Kirbymanly

    Warn everyone out there that WB f-ed up on the Superman Boxed Set. All of the "Ultimate Collection" boxes DO NOT have the new Superman 3 discs. Someone screwed up and put the old disc in there that was released years ago. The Reeve Collection has the new one and the individual disc is fine as well... but the "Ultimate" is fucked.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Roger vs. Michael

    by Almost_Human

    Doh! So THIS is how rumors start. lol

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Michael Moore Pt. 2 (for Daddylonghead)

    by Almost_Human

    You nailed it. It wasn't so much as obnoxious as paranoid which is obnoxious in its own way. Soderbergh, on the the other hand, was lucky I was trying to get laid that evening or I might have been tempted to apply my foot to his ass. Snotty prick was actually a kind description.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Kevin Smith must really hate James Bond!

    by Orionsangels

    Damn it! I wanted it to be the other Moore. That would have been more exciting.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:01 p.m. CST

    thegreeekhammer you forgot number 8 + 9

    by Talkbacker with no name

    which is that Orionsangels thinks Kevin Smith is in a war with the filmmaker Michael Moore (the real combatant is Roger Moore the so called film critic). <p>And number 9: PharteGodd is Don Murphy :)

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:10 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd, RE: John Carter "News"

    by RenoNevada2000

    You do realize that the site you quoted your JOHN CARTER news had it listed under "Unconfirmed"? How about something a little more substantial?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:13 p.m. CST

    got to thank Phartegodd

    by Simon Cabron

    for providing such an easy target. Now I'm sure after you are done snorting a line out of Don's asscrack, you'll come back with some attempt at an insult, but why? You've already lost. Take your ball and go home, snort some crack, and if the urge strikes you (and I hope that it does) maybe you'll even lobotomize yourself with a shotgun.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy a friend of many in his own mind

    by jegoing74

    When did murphy know this movie was in trouble with the fans? You will see his bitch-at-the-fans at the top of his insane asylum of a message board. That's his get out of jail free card, so he can say it's just dumb movie, it's not my problem that it ended up sucking like a chest wound.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Yeah, no kidding with the "Unconfirmed"

    by tiredpm

    PharteGodd, do you have anything a little more substantial? Harry, care to chime in here?

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Oy vey.....

    by RevSick

    It's so amazing to me how much lower a guy like Don Murphy can sink. I mean really now, if I was in his position, I wouldn't give two shits about what anyone thought about whatever I was producing, I'm making my millions and people can talk shit all they want. This whole thing of him trying to "defend" this soon to be travesty of a film is just bullshit to make it look like he has even one ounce of artistic integrity, which he doesn't otherwise he'd be writing his own films not just buying then butchering other peoples artwork. The guy represents the worst of Hollywood and really shouldn't be allowed near a set ever.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:31 p.m. CST


    by Kevin

    PharteGodd, a legend in his own mind. Jackass. See you on set come Monday.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:30 p.m. CST

    I'm with Kevin Smith

    by Alonzo Mosely

    He was a shocking Bond... Seriously, someone pull Demon Dave back through the DOORWAY to TRUE EVIL, if he enters this thread I can die happily in my sleep tonight...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:34 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    His producing career is over. My but aren't you self-important. And if Harry needs a lawyer, I am not licensed in TX, but I'll do his lawyer's research against you for free, you posturing puke. You'd have to prove damages to get anywhere against Harry and YOU CAN'T. The judges would laugh you out of court. On the other hand, you have done nothing but threaten Harry via the Internet which could be construed as a Federal felony, so I'd suggest you wipe your nose and get in touch with reality, Donny.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:36 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    Read ALL the posts before hurling insults. Makes you look like less of a jackass. Thanks for playing.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 10:42 p.m. CST


    by HessenRoots

    flames on batman Transformers will be the next movie no one likes but makes tons of cash...yay...

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Copyright Law

    by RevSick

    Guys like Don only like Copyright Law when it applies to their own work, believe me if there were a way to avoid copyright infingment and remake movies without paying the original rights holders (i.e. the parody clause)guys like him would be remaking every movie ever made and hording the profits for themselves.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Happy Thanksgiving

    by Phategod1

    I saw the pic looks like a freaking Go-bot but once again in a TF talkback the only good news is one of D2'cs "stooges" my favorite stooge getting trounced. now back with more d's. I saw a movie of Dons I could tolerate "Bully" it wasn't good but full of teen age nudity. Seems like D2c's has a little pedophile in him. Now Phart has stated that he is a student Probably at the Community College with the lowest standards so I don't think he is Don2C's but I have run into Mr. 2c's on a different website so trust me he is as big a asshole as butt boy here. Mr. Godd has stated that he is no fan of Murphy but honestly can you say you enjoyed LXG. there is no "IMHO" that mo vie sucks plain and simple. and Don Murphy owes me $18. to all the murphy hater a.k.a. normal human beings.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Quote from Nelson (Bay's website administrator):

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "That's an image they sent out to Premiere magazine IIRC...hence Harry's got it."<P><P>But it looks like Paramount had it removed anyway.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:14 p.m. CST

    oh yeah

    by Phategod1

    If Don owns Aicn 1. why does he defame it 2. Why would harry be held liable for the leaks with that said the reason why no one will take action against anyone who leaks these pics is because Bay and Co. Have purposely released these photos they want a fan reaction they use this crap as Feedback and a scapegoat if the movie flops they'll blame the leaks and internet piracy.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:40 p.m. CST


    by Phategod1

    not with a bang but a whimper. That and stolen republican votes.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:41 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd or Fat piece Shit Don Murphy

    by Zone Daiatlas

    PharteGodd or Don Murphy has no credibility in Hollywood. Has anyone seen Double Dragon? Someone needs to post a question at Don Murphy's "Raining Men" website on why does Sean Connery hate Don Murphy.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:44 p.m. CST

    This, then Hotwheels, then...

    by instant_karma

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Hungry Hippos produced by Don Murphy

    by jegoing74

    Hey Murphy do you think you are up to the task? Hell, i know your stooge yes men would fawn all over that shit. Stooges: Please pee on us don we deserve it!

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:52 p.m. CST

    I've been waiting for a good TB

    by S-Mart shopper

    "phartegodd"? does the name imply he can blow stuff out of his ass? his posts reflect the amazing ability to fire DonMurphy cum bubbles out of his anus.

  • Nov. 26, 2006, 11:55 p.m. CST

    This is not a Transformer Movie...

    by Zone Daiatlas

    Warning to everyone on this site. Don't go to Don Murphy's "It's Raining Men" site and complain about the movie or you will be called a douche and be banned. What's the matter Don, your ass not getting enough sausage at sausage fest?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:07 a.m. CST

    I am banned you lying sack of regurgitated whale vomit

    by jegoing74

    You can't handle the truth, so you censor a differing opinion and have your stooge yes men make insults to them when they can't post a reply in their defense.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Who the hell is Murphy calling a fat ass?

    by Horseflesh

    That bloated cunt looks like he's having a sweaty allergic reaction in the middle of dessert. How red does your face get typing, Don?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:19 a.m. CST

    More bullshit from the megalomaniac Don Murphy

    by jegoing74

    Murphy, please seek psychiatric help with your mental deficiencies.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:20 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd IS Don Murphy

    by S-Mart shopper

    Over ten hours of crack fueled postings prove it.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:27 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd or Fat Piece of Shit

    by Zone Daiatlas

    Any one who complain about this so called Transformer movie or questioned Don Murphy's credibility gets banned and Don, why does Sean Connery hate you?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:28 a.m. CST

    Seriously dude,

    by S-Mart shopper

    how do you smoke crack, suck dick and type all at the same time? Unless you have a special "NO TALENT" psychic ability that lets you project your thoughts onto the screen...which would explain alot...hmm

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:34 a.m. CST

    Hey Jegoing 74

    by Zone Daiatlas

    Don Murphy has some serious mental problems and he goes to these fan sites to call people facists or douche, because people express their "OPINION" about the movie...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Did I miss the Oscars

    by Strshp2rpr

    When they gave the Transformers movie a bunch of awards for being so well written and directed? Oh wait, thats was a sub-par quality animated film with a cheesy script about GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING! It was not Schindlers List. I hope anyone that bitches about this movie ruining their childhood dies. You clearly are a no talent assclown with zero taste and a pitiful horrible life. One picture is enough to tell you that the giant fighting robot movie isn't good enough for you? I hate you. I hate you all. And yet I will continue to read all of this talkback and any that come in the future. Now I hate you more, and I hate myself.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:36 a.m. CST


    by Zone Daiatlas

    You did a IP Address banned dumbass!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Not my birthday..

    by Zone Daiatlas

    That is not my birthday. Hater? I hate so called Hollywood Producer, who banned people for expressing their opinion and has to resort name calling to make them feel good...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:40 a.m. CST

    The funniest part of this all...

    by dimnix

    We all know PharteGodd is Murphy. Yes, it's pathetic, but ultimately it's kindof expected from the guy. That's really how sad Don Murphy is - I dont think anyone who's seen his rantings or interacted with him is at all suprised by the juvenile bullshit he's been spreading throughout this talkback. Whats hilarious is the way he tried to play it on his message boards like he wasnt PharteGodd, and the way his little clan believed him.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:43 a.m. CST


    by Zone Daiatlas

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:50 a.m. CST

    your play on words is remarkable

    by S-Mart shopper

    I suppose you'll take producing credit on coming up with that. The fact that you and only you responded clearly shows that it was directed at Don, you hack.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:51 a.m. CST


    by Spyhunter

    Tarantino must've knocked something loose when he decked Murphy all those years ago.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:51 a.m. CST


    by Zone Daiatlas

    Even a moron would see the spaces between the words of album and ipbanned. If you would take the spaces out the link would work..

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:52 a.m. CST

    psst, murphy...

    by dimnix

    ...I dont give two shits about this little fued between you and this Zone fella, but just thought I'd point out that if you remove the spaces in that link, it loads just fine. You really couldnt figure that out?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Sean Connery

    by Zone Daiatlas

    Don, Why does Sean Connery hate youe? Is it because of "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:58 a.m. CST

    if only Murphy were actually a respected producer...

    by dimnix

    ...then this little talkback episode of his could have a career-fuck-up scandal written all over it. Oh well, everybody already knows he's a douche. Anyway thats me done giving the guy a reason to troll. Just ignore the guy, he's enjoying this crap too much.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:59 a.m. CST


    by Zone Daiatlas

    Does Paramount know you act like this? I wonder what Paramount would say if I send a screen shot from some of the crap you've been saying.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:01 a.m. CST


    by Spyhunter

    Seriously, the guy is the Biff Tannen of movie producers.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Don Is No Hack

    by SnakesOnABicycle

    His contributions to the message board community have been just as retarded, and pointless, and sad, as they ever were. The quality of his work has never waivered, and I don't think it ever will. God bless his little Daffy Duck voice and soul (or that little pound of coke behind the most lovely set of man tits, that has replaced said soul). And no Don you can't snort it.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Multiple personalities

    by jegoing74

    We now know that Don Murphy the producer hack also has them.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:11 a.m. CST


    by ipolo.


  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:36 a.m. CST

    BilboFett please get help for your schizophrenia

    by jegoing74


  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:40 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd Is To Dwight Schrute...

    by buster00 Don Murphy is to Michael Scott.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:07 a.m. CST

    The alien from Virus?

    by cerebulon

    So is Jamie Lee Curtis in this movie?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:29 a.m. CST

    I got banned at DM.cunt

    by Phategod1

    for the following in reference to this post. and AINITSHOT your a thundercunt.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:29 a.m. CST

    I forgot the link

    by Phategod1

    Thats messed up you should even have posted the link.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:32 a.m. CST

    At this rate, the volume of this talkback...

    by thethedew

    Is going to surpass the volume of the recent Lord of the Rings talkbacks... in a fraction of the time. >p< Huh. I guess I don't get that. Whose film-love priorities are our of whack?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:34 a.m. CST

    The image is up at 'film ick'...

    by Brendon

    ...along with an argument in the comments section about what it means to 'borrow' an image like this from AICN...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:42 a.m. CST

    Damn you Tampa Bay!

    by Pipple

    Just because you're also a bay, goddamit I'm drunk as shit.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:44 a.m. CST


    by Phategod1

    The Transformers TB have a history of Kick ass and taking name when it come s to length look up the Megatron TB or the 2 Optimus TB's Most of those where AINTITSHOT a.k.a. Phartegodd a.k.a. Don Murphy's colostomy bag. free

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:05 a.m. CST

    I actually almost liked LXG...

    by Womb2dooM

    Until the second half and that TERRIBLY HILARIOUS red dog-boner thing. Pharte is either batshit insane or one of the finest character writers since lloyd kaufman!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:14 a.m. CST


    by Orionsangels

    How dare you respond to me in such a manner. It was a simple mistake. Yet this angers you enough to insult me? You are not the chosen one.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:14 a.m. CST

    I'm going with part A of that statement

    by Phategod1

    Ole AINTITSHOT a.k.a. ColostomyGodd Has been riding Muphy (or more affectionately known as Donnie 2 Chins, for a while now and since the Mods here are a lot more liberal then anywhere else they let the Rube get away with alot of inane rambling which is slightly entertaining; it still doesn't beat the discussion of Primes Patriotism due to his color scheme and voice.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:39 a.m. CST

    film ick have the pic if u can be bothered

    by Reelheed

    Thw design looks shockingly bad. Has anyone here had the displeasure of watching 'Virus' with JLC? This looks that bad. The transformers designs always were solid and powerful rather than this quick and fluid rubbish. Frickin CGI. Colour me suddenly disinterested.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:56 a.m. CST

    those soldiers

    by roccotheripper

    are tottaly screwed. i hope they don't hold back and just show beat downs. i want to see some blood

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:03 a.m. CST

    A big shout out to Stephen whitey White!

    by Talkbacker with no name

    who is reading this at home. hope you are enjoying the show!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:14 a.m. CST

    I dont know who Don Murphy is

    by emeraldboy

    But revolution Studios was always crap.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:38 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd = Don Murphy's fluffer

    by onemanarmy

    Congrats on starting up a hate TB for your beloved producer that rivals the many already here for Mr.Bay. And remember...if Don goes limp in your mouth between don't get paid. Keep swallowing kid, you might get to work for Bay in the future. /pwn

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:25 a.m. CST


    by Franklin T Marmoset

    I like this PharteGodd very much. Very funny with the Zing! Zing! Zing! and everybody should drown and is also not as clever as him. Thanks for the entertainment, Mr Godd. This monday morning at work would have been a drag without you.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:27 a.m. CST

    One day Michael Bay will make a great film.

    by The Outlander

    And I just hope this is it, because that picture looks awsome.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:31 a.m. CST

    transformers is going to look different

    by roccotheripper

    no matter what! this movie is not a cartoon (obviously) so just by it looking realistic you are going to see a lot of changes.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:38 a.m. CST

    speaking of robots

    by emeraldboy

    The director of old boy has a new film coming out and it is called Im a cyborg but thats OK

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 6:38 a.m. CST

    Remember when AICN had some balls?

    by Photoman

    Back in the day, this was a guerrilla site. Made by movie lovers for movie lovers about movies and up-and-coming movies and all sort of things. If a studio asked for an image or something removed, AICN would have just ignored it. Now that Harry and Mcweeny(can't be his real name...come on) and others are now big time movie mogals they kowtow to the whims of potential partners. Sad really. But times moves on and I can't blame these guys for trying to make a buck and see their names up on the credits of a movie, but it's just sad to see things change sometimes.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 6:43 a.m. CST


    by Affleckwasthebomb

    I don't mean to prolong this guys memory but I felt I had to post. Putting all the other shit that this guy put forth on this board I can't believe he got away with saying a guy was banned for being retarded. For having downs no less. No forgive me but is he saying that people with disabilities should not be allowed to post on the internet. What a fucking fuck. and that was my firt TB...Awesome.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:02 a.m. CST

    "As long as there has been Transformers, I've been..."

    by Monkey_King

    one of the biggest fans!" - Steven Spielberg via tiny featurette on new Transformers the Movie DVD. I burst out laughing when I heard this quote. Especially when they showed the snub-nosed truck(Optimus) and the rusty yellow Camaro(Bumblebee), etc..Keep in mind this is Hollywood's version of Transformers, NOT our G1 Transformers. Almost like comparing Hollywood's SPIDER-MAN or X-MEN to the comics. There are MAJOR differences. Why? Because Hollywood likes to tinker with shit and mess things up with no consideration for the older fans. They even bring in young, prepubescent screenwriters to tackle the big leaguer's like the blue boyscout and others. Apparently Bey & Co hasn't watched enough G1 to understand the fan devotion.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Does this remind anyone else of Bionicle?

    by Gozu

    I'm sure someone else has made the comparison before. Either way, it's a stupid, alienating design choice along the lines of Patrick Tatopolous' Godzilla.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Yeah Photoman I agree...

    by DigitalDong

    Plus seeing an ad for a shitty movie on this site which surprisingly got a good review here doesn't seem right. As well as blacklisting movies before they even start filming. Or overhyping flicks that obviously suck ass. If peeps think Han shooting second is childhood rape, this Transformers movie is looking like John Wayne Gacey's crawl space.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Before harry and company went to hollywood

    by emeraldboy

    Their stance was legitmate because they were outside the system and they were not running things. Once you go into the system and you get an opportunity to run things. Things change and you are no longer the opposition. I dont know if we will ever see the films that Harry says he is producing. Maybe like Tom Cruise, Harry will take over a film studio say revolution studios or maybe not. Somehow with this site still spewing the bay hate I cannot see this site becoming a pro-hollywood but I could be wrong. I will reserve my jugement on Transformers the movie when it opens in Ireland next year and no before then.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Any film starring somebody called Tyrese

    by kwisatzhaderach

    is going to blow chunks.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:16 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    PharteGodd is actually AINTITSHOT and the picture is still up on every other site but AICN. Have I got that right?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Wrong Gaius...

    by onemanarmy

    PharteGodd is Don Murphy's fluffer. Seriously. The only reason he had the time to type all of his witty quips is because..well...he can type with the dick in his mouth. Typing and talking are obviously two totally different things. }8)

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Not very colorful...

    by abominate

    ...and looks like a shot using miniatures that could have been done (and probably has) by some of us at home. Bless you, Sam Raimi

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:52 a.m. CST

    two splashes of cold water

    by Cory849

    1) Splash #1, to the talkbackers: It is, frankly, silly to expect aintitcool news to infringe copyright and be "guerilla". Why should they lose their business so that your fat ass can have a preview look at skorponok? This is what Harry does for a living - and the AICN corporation is not immune from the laws of copyright. So grow up. 2) Splash #2, to the studios: Telling a website like AICN to take down the link is useless. Here's the game: AICN posts the pic. 1000 site visitors see it before you have a chance to take 2 sips of your latte. Then it is out there and gets spread throughout the internet on people's blogs. I scroll down the talkback and find the inevitable link to one of those blogs and enjoy looking at your intellectual property. You have NEVER been successful in stopping me from viewing your leaked material, so figure out another strategy or chill the fuck out. You are just being annoying at this point. (p.s. seeing as how you've managed to let your shooting script, toy designs, and car pics leak all over the internet, bay et al, why you care about this pic now is well beyond me. I feel like I've already seen this movie - and I gave it a thumbs down.)

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:01 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Don Murphy clearly only has a hard-on for AICN. Harry & Co. received the the photo from the same source and email as CHUD and a bunch of other sites. Don just doesn't like AICN and he's taking his "ire" out on Harry. Meanwhile, every other site has the photo up and running.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Don Murphy

    by Affleckwasthebomb

    Sorry to continue with the Murphy hating here.(I hadn't heard of the guy until today.) it's just I've just been looking at his message boards and in his own posts he talks about not being personal, Do not attack anyone I know or work with type shit then proceeds to bad mouth Harry and all AICN patrons, especially Jegoing74. He personally attacks people yet preaches that doing that exact thing will get your thread taken off his board. As I said before I hadn't heard of this guy before today but he has to be the biggest asshole I've ever had the displeasure of reading. The only one of his movies I've even remotely liked was from hell and that's not exactly a great movie. I may not even go see this now which is shit becuase I've been waiting for a big fucking robot movie for years. But I guess me not going isn't going to change the millions of dollars this fuck is going to recieve from this. So I guess he's the only one laughing.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:43 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd - DMCA Notices

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Doesn't even remotely sound like my problem, Pharto.<P>But are you ready for your next ownage lesson today?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by Cory849

    Thats good to know - but not sure if you mean it as a rebuttal to what I said in point 1 or just as an explanation for point 2. I think everything I said still stands, doesnt it?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:47 a.m. CST

    No rebuttal, Cory849. Just a tagged on observation.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:01 a.m. CST

    I think i'll be the judge of who was 'pwned' or not

    by Talkbacker with no name

    and you Phartegodd were pwned! pwning some kind of weird cybersex thing?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:01 a.m. CST

    re: PharteGodd

    by Cory849

    Why are you guys all feeding the troll? Just curious...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:03 a.m. CST


    by Affleckwasthebomb

    I love this shit. You can say all that cause you know me right? Just a couple of points though. I've never paid to see a film twice. Ever, So even if a few peeps turn round and tell me this is a good movie I still won't spend money twice on some throw away slo-mo action fest. Secondly I know Murphy was never here, hence why I was over at his boards where he was making personal comments about people. while preaching that you can't get personal. At least here at AICN they give assholes their say too. I should of got into TB's sooner, it makes the working day go so much quicker.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Re: re: PharteGodd

    by Affleckwasthebomb

    Me personally? i find it fun to see what inane chatter will follow:-)

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Way late but...

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen AND From Hell are so awful, they transcend badness and by their existence constitute an insult to the fans of the respective properties. They are a big dooky in the face of Alan Moore, I don't blame him for sitting out on V.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Assholes don't deserve a say

    by Affleckwasthebomb

    Of course they do you idiot. I'm not American but I'm guessing you are and don't you guys live by the whole freedom of speech thing? isn't that what you base your whole world around. that and being able to carry a gun, but that's a different matter. Surely everyone deserves a say no matter how immature or just plain misguided your..I mean certain posts maybe. We all have a right and here at AICN it seems we're allowed to excercise that right. Which if nothing else, should be applauded.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd obsessed with BULLSHIT

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Dude, we already know you're not Murphy. After the TROUNCING Seibertron gave him, he knew he was never up to the task of acting mature on a foreign messageboard - especially AICN (The Outback of TalkBack). But, what does he do? He sends his little Murphy Helpers to stir shit up on other websites. So, which one are you anyway? Mr_Sinister_31? tuffcub? Angelophile? jolin? Are you too much of a coward to go by your real Murphy Love Handle?<P>Quote: "Murphy has committed time and resources to bringing Knowles to his knees" - Thanks for proving what I just said in my earlier post: Murphy has a hard-on for Harry. Harry/AICN isn't going anywhere and neither is any other website currently showing the photo. If Murphy is honest about those DMCAs, he better get busy.<P>And dude, I've been coming here for a number of years now. I don't know that I've ever seen someone get as overwhelmingly owned as you were yesterday. The hate was of a particular magnificence.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Calling for Harry's arrest....

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Please. This whole Transformers thing is so silly, it is a TOY COMMERCIAL!! A toy that kids played with. Who cares if an image is leaked online about this or any movie?? GROW UP in the 21st century things are different than they were in the past!!! Jeez! P.S. I hope anyone anticipating the Transformers movies has fun and that it is a good movie for them...if that is your thing cool for you!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:19 a.m. CST

    RE: "assholes don't deserve a say."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That is why Murphy's messageboards read like a Nazi wankfest. Yep, no dissent there. Nothing but yes-men.<P>Bieg Schmeil! Bieg Schmiel!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Are you gonna answer my question, coward?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:29 a.m. CST

    RE: What You are Entitled to Mr Bomb

    by Affleckwasthebomb

    Yes because your earlier post about how people with downs syndrome either can't or shouldn't be allowed to post on message boards was indeed well informed. Just as loving the guy who had a hand in double dragon is well informed. Just like trying to take on the AICN talkbackers and thinking A, you can win and B, you will make any difference to how people feel about the transformers movie and Don Murphy. You sir, do indeed come off as well informed.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:29 a.m. CST

    PharteCoward obsessed with Deflection.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Wow, you really are a worthless piece of shit. OK, I'll ask it again (even though I know you won't answer it because you are a COWARD):<P>So, which one are you anyway? Mr_Sinister_31? tuffcub? Angelophile? jolin? Are you too much of a coward to go by your real Murphy Love Handle?<P>In case your brain explodes, that's actually 2 questions with 4 sub-questions.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Murphy Love Handle..hehehe

    by S-Mart shopper

    you know you can get those liposuctioned off.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Then you know what, PharteCoward?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You just got owned by a douche.<P>I win. You lose. Good day.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:51 a.m. CST

    PharteGodd + Don Murphy + Coward =

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Mr. Nice Gaius !!!WINNER!!!.<P>I told you that you were going to have a new lesson in ownage today. It's obvious you didn't study though, you big girl.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:03 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yes, if Juggfuckling has an actual physical representation, it's having ones balls squashed by a heavy rope. And I'm sure that would contribute to Don's ED.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Are you guys still taking this guy seriously

    by tile_mcgillus

    This "producer" just comes here to rile shit up. Admittedly it is entertaining and honestly quite sad (you would assume there are more productive things to do like try and make TFs not suck but...) but you just have to learn to ignore him. Just know that when this movie is nothing more then pretty FX and no substance Murphy will have to look himself in the mirror and know it is his fault...although his pockets will be stuffed full of cash. Nice to see you trolling again Murphy :)

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Which talkbacker is Don Murphy?

    by Ricky Henderson

    I need to know who I should be directing my anger at.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Is pwning legal

    by S-Mart shopper

    and if it is are you allowed to do it if you're NOT a 13yr old prepubescent boy whose ultimate comeback is using the word douche? Just wondering. DonMurphyTalent=crackinducedbabysealclubfest

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:19 p.m. CST

    I want a DMCA notice

    by Alonzo Mosely

    It is THE gift this christmas... Like Tickle me Elmo only less furry...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Can't Harry just phone up Tarantino and say...

    by Talkbacker with no name

    "Don is being a fucking idiot again. Can you go round and slap him about a bit, thanks man!" <p>haha that still makes me laugh. That PharteGodd is what as know as a lifetime of pwnage!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Who's gonna grab the 500th post?

    by S-Mart shopper

    almost there

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:27 p.m. CST

    The NFL robot on Fox looks better than this crap

    by Ricky Henderson

    And it even dances and makes pneumatic sounds too!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 12:27 p.m. CST

    gay robots

    by threesixozone

    is that even possible? read fart god and choose!!! the pic. cant wait for the movie...thanks aicn! alpha dog out!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:02 p.m. CST


    by veritasses

    Transformers In Name Only. I wonder why they didn't just make a Bionicle movie? Clearly the designs for this movie follow the Bionicle models: This might be a movie about transforming robots but it's not a Transformers movie by any stretch of the imagination.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:09 p.m. CST


    by Bryan

    Anybody notice the part where he slipped up and referred to "we" going after Harry? Although petty assholery is a hallmark of the worst talkbackers, you don't need a DNA test to trace this particular strain to Don Murphy. <p> The best part is his campaign against "assholes" being able to express themselves freely. As if his hundred or so moronic rants on this talkback could be described as anything other than an asshole being allowed to express himself freely (and repetitively). I am genuinely surprised that Murphy would be in such denial of his own status as an asshole. The only reason most of us even know who he is is because he's legendary for being a huge asshole. Obviously he can't control his anger or his childish fixation with asserting his superiority over strangers by calling them names on the internet, but you would think he would at least be vaguely aware that he's a huge fucking asshole dickhead. It's his way of life. Don Murphy and his alter ego railing against assholes is like all these closeted gay politicians pushing through anti-gay legislation. It just doesn't make sense.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Prime's Patriotism

    by PwnedByStallone

    Obviously French.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST

    The Rage of Donny Two-Chins

    by Badger999

    Is anyone else really amused by the mental image of Don Murphy shaking in rage over the way everyone goofs on him and his lousy movies?<br> <br> Hah... y'know, to me, the highlight of Donny's career has been Double Dragon. Why? Because we get a shot of Alyssa Milano's ass in tight jeans. It's all been downhill from there.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:27 p.m. CST

    o don't know why the photo is a big secret

    by slappy jones

    I mean everyone knows what I transformer looks like...why keep it a secret..they have been around for years...oh thats fuckers have changed every single thing about them until they just look like genric anime changebot from like a thousand different movies and comics...totally bland and devoid of all personality and character....the picture is a big deal because when people see it thinking they are seeing a transformer they will think "what in the fuck is that fucking thing?"hey don, is tom sawyer in this one too?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:36 p.m. CST


    by Badger999

    Yes, Donny Two-Chins got slapped around by QT, though he'll deny it. He (or perhaps one of his dozen or so stooges) even edited it out of his own Wikipedia article.<br> <br> TIME magazine even mentioned the incident:

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Decepticons.... Radiohead fans?

    by modlight

    Tell me that "face" doesn't look like the Kid A bear cartoon. I was working a mockup, but stupid photobucket isn't working for me.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 1:43 p.m. CST

    How does someone like Don Murphy have a job?

    by Ricky Henderson

    Does he just supply Michael Bay with his coke? Is it really just that simple?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:10 p.m. CST

    So, who has the movie rights...

    by SkeletonParty this talkback?</P> <p>When do we get to see "Behind the Movies: The Don Murphy Story"?</P> <p>If this guy is producing movies it can't be that difficult. Where do I sign up?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:14 p.m. CST

    removed =[

    by quadrupletree

    Um, so, anyone got another link to the image that works??

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST

    what happened between hamsher and murphy

    by slappy jones

    because she doesn't seem to do anything anymore...she didn't seem to do anything when she did work either but he she was a producer so thats par for the course...but please fill me in..what happened?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Doin' the Don in Google.

    by instant_karma

    It's a fun game. Try your own searches. "Don Murphy" +"cunt" =212 hits "Don Murphy" +"kiddie porn" = Suprisingly, only 5 hits. "Don Murphy" +"moron" = 665 hits "Don Murphy" +"shit films" = A shocking low 32 hits. "Don Murphy" +"hack" = 1,300 hits. No surprises there. "Don Murphy" +"talent vacuum" = 1 hit. It's fun. Try it.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:32 p.m. CST

    So if Don Murphy is snorting coke,

    by SkeletonParty

    being a jerk, making really bad movies and getting beat up by ex-video-store clerks then why don't we hear more about this guy?</p> <p>And why isn't getting PWNED synonomous with gettng "Murphy'd"?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Houston We Have a Problem....

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    I genuinely hope that this will be a good film. However, ALL signs are pointing to the contrary. The funny thing is that in the beginning all the producers and the director were saying the right things. "I love Transformers" "We will get Peter Cullen" etc... Then these chaps that "love" the source material go that change the very definitions of Energon and the Matrix of Leadership. I know that Megatron transforming into a Walther piston will not work onscreen. But why change a story that was solidly established in the many Marvel comics?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:37 p.m. CST

    "Don Murphy" + "PWNED" = 113 hits

    by SkeletonParty

    You are right - it is fun!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:39 p.m. CST

    More googling Don Murphy

    by Ricky Henderson

    oddly enough, a query with the words "don murphy" and "most intellectually stimulating and daring hollywood producer of our time" yields zero results.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:40 p.m. CST


    by Badger999

    We don't hear much about the Murph because his heyday is clearly behind him. His IMDB entry doesn't even list any credits after 2003.<br> <br> At this point, it seems like he spends most of his time on his own message board, and sometimes trolling elsewhere.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:48 p.m. CST

    "Don Murphy" + "Mentally Sound" = 2 hits

    by SkeletonParty

    Neither of which have to do with this guy.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Give Don Murphy "The Hobbit"

    by IAmLegolas

    I need more of my childhood raped

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:56 p.m. CST

    "Don Murphy" + "Ruined" = 1,270 hits

    by Badger999

    It is funny because it is true.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 2:57 p.m. CST

    I'm Back sort of

    by Phategod2

    I forgot who posted this earlier but you got to check this out. I'm really beginning to wonder about you AINTITSHOT I took you for your word when you said you were a lowly Student with a Failing GPA about to be put on academic probation, but now I wonder are you really Donnie 2 chins. anyway check this out.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:03 p.m. CST

    "Don Murphy" + "Mental Midget" = 61,000 hits

    by Ricky Henderson

    its seriously true.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:08 p.m. CST

    maybe later tonight

    by Phategod2

    but if you give me your SSN we could go over a few of your returns oh wait your a student with no real income right unless your really a Hollywood producer. You know messing with your dumbass was more fun when I thought you where Murphy I think I will have fun and continue to think you are Don Murphy seeing as how you probably e-mail anything I say about him, to him. Plus I know he is a loser anyway who has nothing better to do with his time then sit and moderate his own self appreciating MB. Really Don you could take some lessons from Brett Ratner He's a Troll of a human being but he still get hot chicks and has no time for the Message Boards.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:15 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:16 p.m. CST

    From the mouth of Don Murphy...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    A quote taken directly from his own messageboard: "if I had known that by trying to relate to fans and make a good TF film I would be stuck with a constant barrage of toolboxes emailing me or posting here I think I might have thought better of it<P>I mean I love all the hardcore stooges that made the cut, those in the poster, those on the non-existent Secret Blog, Omni and those I met . I'd do anything for them that I could.<P>But the sense of entitlement from douches like this or the people on the message boards at Seibertron just make it not worth it anymore.<P>I'm sorry for riding a downer but I still get death threats weekly from Pavel and no one does anything. I better go to sleep this is depressing."<P>Hey Don, you know what the problem is here, right (the Pavel character aside)? Your utter contempt for the longstanding fanbase of the Transformers franchise. Do you think Spielberg would have directly "related" to the fans in the same manner you have over the past several months?! The fact that you have to question the overwhelming backlash you have experienced while making this film is astounding.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:16 p.m. CST

    phartegodd/murphy whoever you are

    by slappy jones

    to become a "stooge" do I have to physically suck your dick or just methaphorically? I have hardly any gag reflex left after watching league of gentlemen so I am easy either way....

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:27 p.m. CST

    thats federal you dink

    by Phategod2

    hey you made yourself public enemy No. 1 so i figured I join in the stoning. There was a TB a while back where I gave you Carte Blanche to attack me you dropped the ball son. I'll be done with you when it no longer amuses me although I must admit these quips with you are not as fun as they used to be. I noticed my Account at was locked with only one posting, that mod is on the ball jack. 1 day harry will reformat the TB to a actual forum and we to will have mods as on the ball as until that day we have to deal with ColostomybagAINTITSHOTGODD until he gets banned again. Oh one more thing Juggfuckell. just wanted to bring that word back.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:30 p.m. CST

    You've got it backwards, PharteCoward

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Spielberg would not have gotten his ass kicked off of Siebertron, he would not have insulted TF fans time and again, he would not have posted people's email addresses in public forums, etc, etc, etc.<P>Hey, I can appreciate DM's efforts in getting this movie made. However, I cannot abide his ridiculous contempt for the people who are supposed to be fans of this movie. And I really can't abide his slinking "stooges" who continue to bait people on AICN even after Murphy has said that it makes him and the "stooges" look ridiculous (<P>Now, do you have anything constructive to say? Cause all you seem to be doing here is wasting bandwidth.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:42 p.m. CST

    wow AINTITSHOT actually said something

    by Phategod2

    that was not a 100% attack I dont know whether to try to actually start a intelligent arguement with you or start wondering if someone else is writing for you. Never-the-less can you explain how did don "Get us Cullen" not that I dont believe you I have heard other people say this too I just want to know the details. Second. Do you think getting Cullen, Changing the head of Megatron or even Getting Frank welker is enough to justify 1. Megatron does not show up till the last 15 minutes of the movie 2.Bumble does not talk. 3. Bumble bee is faster and a overall bigger and better car then jazz, 4. all the autobots, save Prime are GM cars which reaks of a Bay movie. 5. there is only one recognizable decepticon who is ;) unrecognizable. 6. decepticons dont speak english. 7. Sector 7 or what ever the "Task force made to deal with the Transformers". 8. "Twin sons united under the destiny of the primes" I don't care if that has been removed from the script I still can't get that BS out of my brain. (anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about I'm referring the early script that had Prime and megatron as brothers.) and laundry list of other problem me and alot of other TF fans have with this movie. #1 problem being Micheal Bay as the Director plain an simple bay sucks he has no ability to Create character his strong suit is blowing shit up which any idiot can do There was a interview with murphy in which he say Bay was on the short list of directors I want to know who else was on that list and how many names where above Bay's Bay has made utter shite since the rock how this guy gets handed any lisenced property is amazing.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Nice Gaius -

    by SkeletonParty

    Rumbledink is not Murphy. So, it was another stooge telling Phartegod to cool it. Either way, it has gotten old. But a great way to spend the workday.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:47 p.m. CST

    SkeletonParty - look right below the initial post

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    DM agrees.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 3:58 p.m. CST


    by SkeletonParty

    Oh, I was confused. I didn't know what DM was agreeing to. My bad.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:16 p.m. CST

    just a quick note

    by Simon Cabron

    here we have Phartypants talking about some racist black face thing and then proceeds to talk about how this is "his" country. The day we cannot speak freely and without having some mental midget call us all douches (way mature there, try using a thesarus) then he can have it. chew on that you mongoloid donkey felcher.....

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:26 p.m. CST

    ...did I miss something?

    by dimnix

    how has Murphy convinced you guys that he isn't PharteGodd?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:25 p.m. CST


    by Optimus Murphy

    At least K-Fed can hang his wigger hat on banging out Britney Spears. Hell, K-Fed's idol, Vanilla Ice's film debut in TMNT II made more money than LXG.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 4:39 p.m. CST

    dimnix - yup.

    by SkeletonParty

    I got this from his blog - Murphy wears glasses and PhartGodd does not. Case closed.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:05 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2


  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:07 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    Cause I dont see my post

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:12 p.m. CST


    by Mickey The Idiot

    Did you see what I did there. Eh?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Curse you Shia Lebarf!

    by Pipple

    And learn how to act. Seriously, you are goddam terrible in all your movies. You play the same dorky kid character in all of them.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:44 p.m. CST

    This movie is...

    by Freefinger

    ... giving us the right reasons to get them on torrent sites... Everytime they screw a franchise right up the ass, they give paying customers a good reason to not go see it in a theater and get it off the internet then listening to it from home without paying. When are they going to learn? The studios who are backing these weird fucked up versions by jerka$$ Directors with no vision on how to give a franchise like this justice are feeding the appetite of everyone who want to see it but are not to hyped up about the new version, so they decide to download it. Hell the only reason to download a movie should be for the right reasons, see it in the theaters, love it, once it's out of the theater get it over the net, see it a hundred times over in not so great quality, then by the dvd once it comes out. But with these poor adaptations (including the fucked up version of Superman by Singer himself) are giving people the munitions not to buy it or see it on major screens. They're killing themselves. Same with music, they bitch and complain, but when you hear a good song over the radio then buy the album and realize that the only song on the album that comes close to what you heard on radio is that one and only song, then you pissed at the music industry for tearing you a new one. Hell look 'bout 10 yreas ago, the band Filter had a major hit "Take a picture" I remember people walking in the store and asking for the album... That song was the one and only "commercial hit" on the album. When the music and film industry are putting on a false label by giving us one good song or a great trailer they set themselves up for illegal copies going on the net. So Fuck Micheal Bay, he's going to be pissed of when he sees how many times people will not go see the movie but will share this shitty piece over the net. Freefinger Out! ps. shout out to TheBlackJ!!!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:47 p.m. CST

    It is interesting that Don Murphy...

    by SkeletonParty

    immediately linked from his Message Board to aintitcool when the image was posted here and then immediately linked to when the image was posted there. He "protests" the postings and yet makes sure everyone knows where they are.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Hey PharteGodd Ass-K-ASS munch Don Murphy

    by jegoing74

    I work for a living, unlike your hollywood bloated ass. Your moderators are lying sacks of regurgitated whale vomit, I didn't post any porn on your apeshit insane message board, filled with yes men, who are also juveniles who like to attack people with differing opinions. Why don't you tell everyone about your stooge yes men sending "joke" mail bomb threats to the webmaster of transformersthemovie?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 5:59 p.m. CST

    A friendly warning

    by Phategod2

    seeing as how AINTITSHOT has so kindly given out my email address. Any joke mail bomb threats to me is considered a act of terrorism and the offender will be caught a prosecuted. For once I enjoy the Patriot Act.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 6:13 p.m. CST

    The Don Murphy Post of the Day

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Pharte - Stop it please. You're only allowing them to drag my name into bullshit. Let the lawyers handle it."<P>PharteCoward - Ownage class tomorrow. Bring a pencil.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Murphy Stooge Yes Men are such tools

    by jegoing74

    I know you aren't stupid, murphy is playing you like fools and you buying into it. Good riddance to that apeship insane message board.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:15 p.m. CST

    ownage class?

    by Simon Cabron

    yeah, better bring a pencil pussy, so you can take notes on how hard you get pooned. then you can go home and cry about how those meanies made you eat dirt and stole your lunch money, you worthless cum guzzling truck stop glory hole whore!!!!!

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:28 p.m. CST

    iceforest aka nelson michael bay webmaster

    by jegoing74

    You are making political statements on the insane apeshit stooge murphy board. You can't handle the truth that your friends bayformers movie sucks like a leech on flesh. What's wrong nelsie do you realize your Bay master has a shit film on his hands? Please inform the masses.....

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:39 p.m. CST


    by pdennett316

    Well, that was fun. The internets reputation as bastion of mature discussion is safe for another day. Got to agree with those who said it - expecting so much from an extended toy ad really is stupid. I liked the Transformers Movie, fucking great stuff, but the movie was always going to be different. The pic looked OK, it's a big fucking robot in the desert. TBH I'm not really looking for much more out of this movie than big fucking transforming hunks of metal that vaguely resemble what I remember from the original. Some do, some dont, but I'm not going to bitch about it till I'm blue in the face. You will all see it at least once at some point, if only to prove to yourself it's as shit as you think. Also, who in the fuck is Don Murphy? I've never heard of the guy till today and I already think he's a dick. That speaks about his importance to the film industry really, I'd expect a so called professional to behave himself a little better than he has.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:45 p.m. CST


    by The Midget_King

    I seriously cant believe you are still here. Oh and by the way, your mom gives good head, but tell her next time to take out here teeth before she goes down. Ha! You have just been Murphy'd you fucking wimp.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 7:49 p.m. CST

    What a PR clusterfuck

    by jegoing74

    You guys have secured Military cooperation and you proceed to take a long shit all over them. You have about as much class as a brown recluse or a black widow having sex. The brown recluse he'll take the money and your property and screw you over. He'll flush it down the drain, watch him out in the street as the crowd is gathering, down by the damp cold building, they're waiting to see a movie. They go into the theater and it sucks like an open wound. Watch him take your property and suck all the life out of it. Watch out for him the brown recluse.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:26 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    he knows he cant just email the Moderator to remove the TB so noone can See his little tirade like back at siebertron. If Bay and Speilberg had Any idea the Tomfoolery Murphy HAS participated in there is no way they would A. Allow any input from him on this movie and B. insit that he be removed from the project. It hard for me to believe that Murphy Got Cullen in this movie or anything accomplished because he is the most unprofessional person I have ever met. I think it is halarious that Murphy has called for CUMSTAINTITSHOTGODD to stop posting here when I have seen murphy's tirade on other web-sites which read almost the same. only with less profanity. Murphy is at best a hypocrite, at worst a "Producer".

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:40 p.m. CST

    BilbotFett are you Don Murphy or his Stooge?

    by jegoing74

    Quit the act man. I know pharteGodd is Don. "I'll continue to make shit films" Murphy.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:40 p.m. CST

    30 hours is nothing

    by Phategod2

    back in the Ole Days (about 3 months ago) we would drag out a Transformers:the Movie TB out for like Two weeks I'm surprised superninja and YackBacker hasn't showed up to rip our favorite whipping boy a new one

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Mighty Maximal over at insane apeshit board

    by jegoing74

    You are alright in my book. Don't let those "stooge" yes men change your independent thinking.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:46 p.m. CST

    speaking of naked teens

    by Phategod2

    did anyone see the don murphy movie Bully thats full of naked teens sounds like a reoccuring theme of murphy.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Princess of Mars?

    by John Maddening

    Well, having seen how Murphy makes adaptations of beloved properties, if he's producing PRINCESS OF MARS instead of Harry (who deeply cares for the source material), I've gone from seeing this on opening night and probably buying the DVD to maybe seeing it on $1 night at the second-run theater.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Bilbofett murphy stooge is full of bullshit

    by jegoing74

    Good night, thanks for playing. You win absolutely nothing in the game of life.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9 p.m. CST


    by The Midget_King

    Harry is PharteGodd, I want him to come out and say it. Although I don't see that happening because I seriously doubt Harold "I eat my fans" Knowles would burn his TBers like that.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:06 p.m. CST

    OK I take major offense to that

    by Phategod2

    I've been called alot of things in my life but saying I sound like AINTITSHOT is below the belt man. I do not condone anything Murphy or any of his sycophants. I post here and at I tried to post at under the name PhillipAtewell and got modded on my first post. as for sounding like AINTITSHOT who basically resorsts drastic name calling when asked a intelligent question. Just yesterday MNG asked repeatedly valid questions and got tons of BS answers I know AINTITSHOT is not murphy because he actually opened up to me in a different TB he's a failing student at a local communtiy college. but he's also a stooge, and now AICN new favorite target. and death to anyone who calls me Don Murphy.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:15 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    DUH DUH DUUUUUH. dude this is too much I feel like im trapped in Macarthy era USA pointing fingers at possible cummmunist. maybe we should put our Drivers licenses on here so we can keep it real. But realy Bilbo did you just come out the closet and admit that you are PHARTEGODD-PHARTEGOD-AINTITSHOT.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:21 p.m. CST

    I think I get it

    by Phategod2

    Donnie 2C's got on his High horse and told AITITSHOT to stop acting like a ass over here now Bilbo shows up with slightly better tact then AIS a.k.a PharteG. so am i right I promise I'll leave you alone if you are or are not AIS.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 9:37 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd is a Murphy stooge

    by SkeletonParty

    who reacted to something on Murphy's blog and got everybody over here riled up. I think we've all just been Murphy'd.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Bilbo you dolt.....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    Seeing as how you're new to these particular TBs, I hope you're kidding about Phate because I've been involved in all of the TF TalkBacks in recent months and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that Phate and Pharte are not the same person. Phate's had some one-on-one confrontations with the real Murphy on other websites, there's no need for him to construct a fake Murphy to fight with when the real Murphy makes himself available for PWNAGE at every turn.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:11 p.m. CST


    by Simon Cabron

    is that class after the pwng class?

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:14 p.m. CST

    I welcome all Transformer fans to join

    by Phategod2

    me at where you discuss many different topics as I do and you can also see that I not only take time to discuss this movie, but various other topics. sometimes there are special guest appearance like KneonT and tile_mcgilus and our very own Don Murphy who cant go without attacking yours truly before he gets modded just be forewarned they do not allow all the shenannigans that go on over hear but everyones been part of one forum or another you know how to behave yourself.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:26 p.m. CST

    What is murphy'd

    by S-Mart shopper

    cause in Robocop it meant taking a bullet to the noggin.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Eddie Murphy'd

    by S-Mart shopper

    is when you pick up a chick with a bigger schlong than you.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 10:40 p.m. CST

    This movie will be the next INSPECTOR GADGET!

    by Bob Cryptonight

    Same quality. You'll see...

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:26 p.m. CST

    there sig are kind of Tight

    by Phategod2

    I like that one that has the ARK crashing into the paramount mountain other then that its a home for sycophants.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:37 p.m. CST

    MNG, BSB - I love that this public beating

    by Almost_Human

    is still going on. Anyone know if among Don's numerous peccadillos is an affinity for bestiality? I think that's about the only thing I haven't seen said about him yet. He's certainly a masochist to keep this up. And Don? Your actions are showing the fear behind your eyes. Coke, self-flagellation, threats, childish outbursts, delusions of grandeur, you sound like a bi-polar or possibly someone with borderline personality disorder. MNG, BSB, while I applaud your viscousness and your kung fu skills I ask you this: is using your skills against the mentally ill for sport ethical? Don't get me wrong. You guys know I have doctor's orders to get more troll in my diet, but this guy is starting to sound more pathetic to my ear. You can't send him to Hell. It sounds like he's already there despite any claims he may make to the contrary. To be so self abusive and self loathing as to be grossly overweight, expose yourself to huge amounts of verbal abuse, provoking fights (and my cat could kick QT's ass), coke use, staring fights with coworkers, alienating his creative talent and his technical talent, an apparent affinity to look at under aged boys, all of his bad acts . . . it just reeks of madness. Not the madness of just being an prick, but true mental illness. Even Trollhunters shouldn't eat the sick animals, no? Just put them down and walk away? Just a thought.

  • Nov. 27, 2006, 11:58 p.m. CST

    All the Murphy bashing

    by S-Mart shopper

    is giving me a pwner!

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:05 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I totally understand your point (especially since I made mine all over Pharto earlier). But there is somewhat of a "Turf War" going on between Don's board and AICN. Consequently, I think it was a fair play to call "bullshit" on that guy and let him have it.<P>RE: Trollhunting - I suppose you could say that lately I've been more of a Trollkiller. Just ask JJ4P. Oh, that's can't anymore. Pity.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:04 a.m. CST

    by Kevin


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  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Ha ha ha! Don Murphy made you quit Phartegodd

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Silly fucker.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:15 a.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    is also acceptable. Bravo on your kill. I hope it was it a healthy troll. ;) And I have no issue with calling out bullshit as you (and the strangely missing 900# Gorilla) know. It is just starting to get strange. To continue the hunting analogies, it's like we all wounded this critter and instead of killing it, we are standing around in a circle poking the bleeding body with pointy sticks without the coup de grace. Then again, cruelty is endemic to human nature. Look at Dick Cheney and Torquemada as exemplars. Methinks perhaps me thinks too much. lol

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:19 a.m. CST


    by Capt. Spaulding

    That's a Transformer, huh? Riiiiiiiiggghhhttt. Optimism fading...fading...gone. Maybe it will be okay (rising!) Or not. (Fading)

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:22 a.m. CST

    I think 95% of this TB

    by Phategod1

    has been about handling this Assbagger for basically 2 reason 1. he asked for it 2. that Sucky pic of scorponok is so freaking Blah there is no way to properly show how indifferent I really am at this point.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:52 a.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    As much as I love the petty infighting, the meticulous attention to (and fanatical defense of) insignificant details in movies, the truly mind-boggling insults and the everyday corrosive venom of AICN talkbacks, there is something almost moving about how we collectively defend what's ours when assailed from the outside. I can only assume that to the casual outsider/plant/troll we seem like an easy target: obsessive, argumentative and hopelessly fragmented geeks -- easily mastered by the intervention of a firm hand (that didn't quite come out right, but you get the picture). However, I have yet to see the hubris of said outsiders pay off in the form of successfully exploiting our usual differences in these hallowed boards. The only one to manage decently is Kevin Smith and that's because he more or less is one of us. As for the others, well, there's a special wing at The Institute For The Very Very Nervous currently occupied by the drooling, straitjacketed husks formerly known as Demon Dave, Don Murphy and the "scientific advisor" of The Core -- victims all of the withering might of concentrated talkbacker wrath. We may be fractious, childish and neurotic fantards 99% of the time, but may God have mercy on the poor soul who thinks he or she can stroll right in here and tame us. The Great Lord Humungus summed it up quite succinctly: "What a puny plan."

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:21 a.m. CST

    Doc, that brought a tear to my eye

    by Talkbacker with no name

    well said. I bloody love you guys! boo hoo

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:54 a.m. CST

    All This Chest Thumping...

    by HaveCameraWillTravel

    ...and cries of "OMG Michael Bay raped my childhood!" but you know most every fanboy will shell out the cash to see this film...even if it is only to go and get pissed off at Bay for destroying their Transformers childhood memories.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:37 a.m. CST

    by onemanarmy

    The things I would do to be a moderator on this site. Only so I can /tracert a few people's IP adresses and shit on the hood of your cars. O yea, & I'd find Don "I love naked teens" Murphy on here under a few handles I'm sure.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Paying Don Murphy such attention = No life TBer's

    by Negative Man

    Why not harp on Brian Witten because he helped produce Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Spawn, and Little Nicky? After all, he is producing the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake. Not defending either of these "just lucky to be making money from the Industry" types, but damned if you all seem like whiney "I can do better" basement dwellers. No offense y'all, but this thread has become sadder than what this Tranformers movie actually looks to be. Just sayin'.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:12 a.m. CST

    Paying me attention = No life producer

    by Phategod1

    The biggest reason Why I wont see this movie has nothing to do with Micheal Bay but Asscrack that called me out on a different attended a preformal Q & A on said site and debased all most everyone including the owner of the site for no reason at all and proved that he does in fact read these TB's cause he posted comments I made about him here on that website. regardless of how good or bad TF is Murphy will not have my money.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:18 a.m. CST

    And really, if anyone really needs to see the true...

    by Negative Man

    ...power of what the internet can provide a movie in relations to financial gain spurred by TBer/Forum/Board/Net junkies in all our glorious current form is to look to the debacle of SNAKES ON A PLANE. They prided the movie on listening to US! And what did we get? The crap we dished out for ourselves and the movie was a laughable bomb. Though, it was projected to make $100+ million domestic, it capped at $34 million. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT is the only sorta Net Buzz related movie that worked finacially for a studio. No matter how they tried to profit off further Net Buzz on later movies, it never has quite worked as successfully. The only real (and not to sound bad, Harry) Litmus test we have in the future for pure Net Buzz is JOHN CARTER OF MARS. It's basically an AICN project and the project is lost on most non-extreme non-geek types. I think, that in the end, we TBer's feel like we matter more than we do to the success of or filming of a movie. In the end, films are made by committee and that committee is made up of company men watching/quizing test audiences and mimicking other films that have come before. Bolster as chest out as much as we want, and speak as eliquently as we want...we will always be faceless 16yo geeks in Industry eyes. Kevin Smith nailed how the Industry sees us at the end of JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:26 a.m. CST

    The Fanboy Thing

    by Almost_Human

    Sure, there are some people who get legitimately obsessed and there are some who are a little socially challenged, but just because you enjoy film doesn't mean it is the sole focus of your life to the exclusion of everything else. I have found that fans are a diverse group. No, the way fanboy is used is often as a pejorative and not just by people like Don "Did I Leave My Coke Spoon In The Boys Locker Room" Murphy. I think Hollywood in general is like a lot of corporations: they secretly hold their customers in contempt. Don is merely a symptom, not the illness. Forget about the trolls and the obvious loons for a minute. What the entertainment industry characterizes the fanboy as is an obsessive, addle brained, social misfit and intellectual simpleton incapable of any rational thought about anything not related to movies (or comics and anime for that matter) who lives in their parents basement, eats nothing but cheese whiz and spends all their money on frivolous crap while they are only able to barely support their movie "habit" because they are some kind of mental deficient incapable of having real social relationships or holding down a real job. It is not that these people do not exist. Obsession can distort any life. I have a friend since high school who is obsessed with video games. I don't mean he plays Halo too much. I mean he literally has almost every system ever made and usually more than 20 titles for it. Outside work (well, I assume he's not like this at work), he is practically incapable of discussing much else. He has even at times put himself in financial danger because of his obsession. There are people like that about film, comics and anime too. And Precious Moments figures. And penguins. And commemorative spoons. And ad infinitum. Obsession knows no bounds. But to lump all film afficiandos in as fanboys is really pretty insulting, narrow minded and unrealistic. I know that for every one of those true obsessives there are ten people who are happy well adjusted and emotionally mature. They may have a poster here and there or some other memorabilia but they date, have other interests and a good balanced sense of reality. No, I think the fanboy stereotype is like all stereotypes: they contain just enough truth in either perception or fact to be recognizable as a stereotype yet still totally miss the point that people are individuals and should be treated as such. Sharing a common interest doesn't mean you express it the same way as others with that same interest. It doesn't even mean that is your only interest. Fanboy is what Hollywood really thinks of you (us). Yes, folks, the mindset behind the word fanboy as currently used by many if not most in Hollywood is the same kind of mindset that brought you the words Nigger and Fag. It is an expression of contempt often used by people with a superiority complex or other metal illness yet still used within the group being described as a term of affection. I submit that just because you like film it should no more be the sole judgment of your character any more than skin color or sexual orientation. Unless your obsession/hobby/interest is perpetuating murder, the sexual exploitation of children, or subverting the Constitution, people need to be treated as individuals first and foremost. The aforementioned groups, well, once you join those groups you forfeit any right to respect and decent treatment. But to disrespect the very people who create your jobs? wtf. That is really stupid. I hate to agree with Dennis Miller since he lost his mind and hitched his wagon to the War Criminal In Chief, but hating someone for their skin color is just stupid when you consider that if you take the time to get to really know someone you can find plenty of legitimate things reasons to hate them. The same analogy applies to the use of fanboy and the gross (mis)characterizations about them by people like Don. I think if Don is capable of learning, this beating he just took at the hands of his customers should have given him a glimmer of a clue. Now in reality are fanboys repressed and tormented like blacks and homosexuals have been historically? No, of course not. This is a hyperbolic argument. But I think the more intelligent TB'ers will see the point. If you treat people with disrespect simply because they are different in expression or share different passions without any distinction between individuals, be prepared to receive payment in kind (sometimes from the group as a whole). Here endeth the lesson. Harry? Would you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider making the text entry field for the TB's larger? This is making me go blind. Well, it could be the excessive masturbation, but I think the small text field isn't helping matters. Thanks to you all and I bid you good day.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:33 a.m. CST


    by Talkbacker with no name

    you can use < p> to do paragraphs mate.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:49 a.m. CST

    TB'er With No Name

    by Almost_Human

    Thanks. I wasn't sure if tags worked here.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:53 a.m. CST


    by onemanarmy


  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:58 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack... My password thing...

    by Freefinger

    Yes indeed.. I did that... And... It was of the most glorious post to have ever hit the talkbacks if I remember correctly... It raized a whole movement of Freefinger Clones!! MOuahahahahahaha!!!

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:11 a.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    You know I probably would have done that had I anticipated what was going to roll out of my brain pre-coffee. I suffer a common affliction among writers, sometimes the words take on a life of their own.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:36 a.m. CST

    pwng class

    by Simon Cabron

    so does that mean the class is canceled?

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Spidey 3 is gonna blow this out of the water...

    by Ricky Henderson

    I don't even care about TF news anymore--it seems so futile. I'm bored. Post your password again Freefinger. I enjoyed that.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Indeed Yack

    by Ricky Henderson

    Especially after that Moises Alou signing--man that bothered me. Seriously, why do they need a 41 year old left-fielder who admits to pissing on his hands? Zito's coming to Queens in '07. Definitely.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Okay, a joke's a joke. Now

    by Ghostball

    Okay, a joke's a joke. Now Don, and all you TBer's, I want you to all kiss and make up, and you can all beg Don to make LXG2 like you you really want him to. I smell oscar

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Yeah, they're a tad creaky

    by Ricky Henderson

    But at least they've got Reyes, Wright and Beltran for youth. Minaya seems to like "seasoned veterans" an awful lot. I'd rather not see them trade Milledge-he has the potential to be absolutely incredible if he calms down and stops acting like an idiot rookie.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:04 a.m. CST

    I just went to Murphy's site

    by SithMenace

    and it says that you can't even have a theoretical discussion about who else would be a good director for this movie? What a Nazi douchebag this guy is. At least Harry's site contains reliable information about cool topics, and is not a self indulgent circle jerk. Yeah, Harry may respond if someone attacks him, but he leaves the posts up. You can say anything you want on this site, unlike Don Murphy's Auschwitz. Considering Murphy's filmography, it's a wonder there are even any topics on that board. Hey Murphy, you're a no talent assclown cokehead, and your website sucks as much ass as you and your movies.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:09 a.m. CST

    We band of brothers...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Truly wise words from the venerable DocPazuzu. And I'm glad to see a mutual rallying cry from you geeks. Like great warring clans of the past, we ban together (to a sum much greater than our parts) to unleash holy-Juggfuckling-hell upon a common enemy.<P>"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Simon Cabron

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Ownage Class is always in session.<P>Correction to my previous post: we "band" together. Sorry.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Almost_Human & Yackbacker

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Regarding Trollkilling & "I hope it was it a healthy troll.": yes indeed it was. Jar Jar 4 Prez is gone daddy gone.<P>Yackbacker - harysuxafatone finally bit the fat one, too.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:35 a.m. CST

    They booted "Jar Jar 4 Prez" ?

    by Ricky Henderson

    I liked that moron. He made me laugh. He made me cry. Ultimately, he made me look deep within myself and come to grips with the person I'd like to be. Anyone whose life was ever touched by "Jar Jar 4 Prez" should consider themselves lucky. Seriously though, what did that shortbus riding jackass do to get himself banned?

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:50 a.m. CST


    by Franklin T Marmoset

    If you really are some kind of producer as others are suggesting, I will pay you money to put Battling Retarded Ferrets into production, as either a film or a reality television series or a cartoon of some sort. I would like to see that show, in whatever form. Thanks again for the laughs. Two days in a row!

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:54 a.m. CST

    and here I thought

    by Simon Cabron

    fartwad had gone home and slit his wrists. if you the mighty Smurf, then you are pathetic for even being on here battling your betters. if you really are the failing community college student, then I think it is time you paid more attention to your remedial english class instead of trying to throw down with us.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10:59 a.m. CST

    A-ha BSB thx must have missed that in the 400 posts

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Hee hee. We've got the eternal talkback here! Can someone please provide a link to the Hamsher controversy? I'm too lazy to read any other site than this and WWTD (TRUE!) Oh and Don Murphy is a bloated ass-clown. ;^)

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:01 a.m. CST

    I'm sorry to say this, PharteCoward...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...but nothing can save "John Carter of Mars". Especially Donny.<P>But it's nice of you to show up for Ownage Class. You're tardy.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:02 a.m. CST

    oh! look what I found!!

    by Simon Cabron

    seems there were quite a few gay porno mags, pics of naked young boys and some hemorroid cream in your wastebasket. hmmm....makes you wonder don't it. btw fartwad, I don't even know BSB, so how could I work for him, and while you may claim the line for yourself, the truth of it lay with us.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST

    More evidence

    by Almost_Human

    that Don has a serious mental illness.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Wow, PharteCoward...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I think just about EVERYBODY here disagrees with you. I know the truth hurts, boyo. But sometimes you need to pick yourself up and dust yourself off.<P>OK, and why is it exactly that you think this thread is still up? All the threads on AICN stay up until they're knocked off. You have yet to explain yourself on this one, PharteCoward. Shocker.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Either that

    by Almost_Human

    or he went to the George Dubya Bush School of Logic.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:21 a.m. CST

    BTW Don

    by Almost_Human

    being laughed at my a crazy man has all the effect neutrinos. It just passes right thought a person. I'm sure you'll be giggling when they put the straight jacket on you.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Ricky Henderson

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    All your Jar Jar questions can be answered here:<P>Truly one of the most pathetic trolls to ever grace AICN.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:35 a.m. CST

    ok.. here's my password...

    by Freefinger

    ... made you look did'nt I?... "Star Wars episode 76 - Rize of the Freefingers In a galaxy far far away from Lucas Ranch east coast of the western coast, the rize of the Freefingers came forth with the posting of the password. They came in hundreds posting inappropriate messages on the great talkback. The great rebellion of the Talkbakers went no where once the kaos started. The Moriarty did not know of how to controll it. The came the Man Milkers, a society of man milk drinker (Not to be confused with the Horse milk drinkers of the Jackass community of beverly Hills which roze to power in the late 3020's), they were famished and drained most of the communities around them. The Freefingers went all out to stop them but were stopped by the Moriarty when he banished them to oblivion. Only one remained after pleading to come back. Hopefully... He would not have to become a man milk drinker (not that there's anything wrong with that..) And now the talkbakers are aligned to vaquinsh the one called... Micheal Bay..." I think this would've made a far better story than Attack of the clones.... Mouahaahhaahahahh

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:19 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd = Don Murphy's fluffer

    by onemanarmy

    He can't stop, it's his only sense of belonging in this world. I mean, how can someone post more retarded shit in a TB than anyone else & then talk about how TB'rs don't have a life or a job and live in parents basements because TB'rs hang out here on the regular? Talk about some hypocritical shit. My suggestion to PharteWadd...stick to the fluffing job. The world is against you here, and you're only making things harder on yourself. Noone is on your side regardless as to whether you're right or wrong about ANY of the stupid shit you've posted. Simply put, you're with you deserve the hate that you're feeling in this community.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Thanks MNG

    by Ricky Henderson

    I was actually very familiar with how much of an idiot that guy was. Good to see he received what I like to call the "ban-hammer of doom." Phartegodd, you suck man. Big time. Go back to what you were doing before you came to AICN, which was most likely rubbing up against little boys on the bus, or guzzling man milk, or whatever weirdos like you enjoy doing.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Hey, we should be nicer to each other

    by SingingHatchet

    on the talk back board. Oh yeah, darn you Michael Bay.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:14 p.m. CST

    In my case, it is not so much hate

    by Almost_Human

    for Don/Old Farty as it is amused indifference to an obvious lunatic.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Fuck you SingingHatceht!

    by Ricky Henderson

    Right in the ear.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:17 p.m. CST

    If producing doesn't pan out for Donny

    by Almost_Human

    with his considerable logic skills, he could always go to work for Bush-Cheney Corp. I understand they are looking for more trained feces throwing monkeys to keep the Chimp in Chief company.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 1:20 p.m. CST

    On the Topic of the Picture

    by socratescocktail

    Doesn't it seem like that picture stayed up here A LOT longer than normal? I think it was a PLANT by Paramount to try and generate early buzz among internet movie geeks for a movie that will most certainly SUCK.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:35 p.m. CST

    oh Harriet here we go again

    by Phategod2

    Hey AINTITSHOT didn't your dark lord' Darth 2chins tell you to stop posting here. "you're making him and his stooges look like asses" (they do a great job of doing that thereselves with there own existance. if only we knew your UN on

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:47 p.m. CST

    here's a question

    by Simon Cabron

    Why hasn't anyone called out fartwad out on his obsessive hate of Harry? Here you have a "man" who routinely refers to Harry as "the Hutt" and then prattles on about how he is sooo superior to us. Juvenile insults aside, could it really be that he loves Harry? That for all his shit talking he really only longs to be the Slave Leia to Harry's "Hutt"? Makes sense I think, since much like his juvenile attacks show, he is working with a third grade mentality, so rather than say what he really feels, he will throw rocks and be mean to the object of his affection. It's okay Fartwad, you and your "no closet can hold me" antics are amusing, but ultimately only a cry for help. Admit to yourself that you suck, that you dream of harry having you in chains, holding you to his teat, and spooning with you, and maybe this will help you begin the journey on the road to asshole recovery.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:48 p.m. CST


    by dimnix

    I still say that PharteGodd is absolutely Don Murphy himself. His use of words and awesome manners match up. His attempts on his message board to say that PharteGodd is somebody else dont seem at all genuine. And now he's calling himself "The Mighty Murf" and trying desperately to convince people that he is, in fact, Harry. Hey Don - talkbacks on this site stay up after pictures are pulled. Nice try though, asshole.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Boyo ??

    by Phategod2

    Is that a Back to the Future II reference. Whats next a Waynes World reference.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 2:57 p.m. CST

    This is amazing...

    by DanielKurland

    I return like 2 days later, and this bullshit is still going on. Produce your fucking movie, as obviously this dispute isn't going to come to any intelligible conclusion.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:22 p.m. CST

    TF will be the

    by Simon Cabron

    Hindenburg of this decade...."OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    DM also produced Bryan (X-MEN) Singer's APT PUPIL...

    by Negative Man

    ...the controversial BULLY and NATURAL BORN KILLERS, but the profitable (not saying good) FROM HELL ($35 mil budget/$75 mil world wide B.O. take) and THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN ($78 mil budget/$179 mil B.O. take) as well. As we all know, in L.A.-la land all you need is some controversy mixed with some profit to further your career. So...I don't know what this sway Don Murphy has on anyone here since he has no hooks in the Transformers movie. Ignore the Murphy and he will lose his power over you...turn your backs and ignore him....

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Wasn't there a scene EXACTLY like this n Star.Troopers?

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Where a giant bug rises from the sand behind troops looking the other way? Add Starship Troopers to the list of inspirations (Gundam, Bionicle) that have nothing to do with Transformers.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Ass-pounders! More than meets the eye!

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    Bang Bus for teh win! No wonder Paramount took it down ... it looked of shite. On the other hand, meh.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST

    This says it all.........................

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Good call, Freefinger

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    But you forgot to add "WAR!" at the beginning ;) You are forgiven. Signed, Freefinger #55 ^_^

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 4:12 p.m. CST

    That guy has "holy shit" written all over his face

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    Farewell ... we barely knew ye.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 4:51 p.m. CST

    We're the ones being laughed at?

    by Hairy Nutsack

    I laughed out loud when I read that. Gay jokes and "your Mom's basement"/nerd jokes stopped being funny and original way back when BBS's and UseNet were popular, and I know this because I'm old enough to have used both. Does Pharte really believe he's riding the cutting edge of flame posting? <p> Fucking tard.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Hey Tom

    by Phategod2

    in all honesty teen angst seems to be "The 2'chins" speciality son he needs to do some movie with an entire KoRn soundtrack about teens killing a teacher or something.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Wow, what a talkback!

    by Childe Roland

    I missed its first appearance (stoopid holiday travel), but I have to say I'm glad I got to see it in its more evolved form. It made for an amazing hour of reading that really ran me through the emotional wringer...from amusement to bemusement all the way to zemusement before taking a sudden left turn into choked uppityness with that rousing speech by Doc P. ( must have been channeling Bill Murray from Stripes or Meatballs there, Doc). It is truly impressive to see the nerd tide turn on someone who tries to surf it without having first swum in its often confusing currents. Fox should do a special called "When Talkbacks Attack." All of that said, did anyone else see the Robot CHicken parody of all this Transformers silliness featuring Gyro-Robo the Internet geek raging against the show for misinterpreting the Go-Bots? It was pretty beautiful stuff. As for the TF film, I remain ambivalent bordering on cautiously optimistic. There's been some cool stuff leaked and some not-at-all-encouraging decisions made. But, after watching the animated film again over the holiday weekend, I can honestly say something decidedly different from that has at least the potential to be good. Talk about something looking better through the long lens of nostalgia than it does up close. "Dare to be stupid!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 5:54 p.m. CST


    by Brody77

    I'm not into it at all. Thought Bay went on record saying it was Gen 1? Oh, I read a good chunk of the talkback & had to IMDB this Don Murphy guy who kept getting mentioned. Double Dragon, huh? ;-)

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 6:07 p.m. CST

    My only problem with the DVD

    by Phategod2

    IS that asain Artist who has no idea what he's talking about. And Arcee Sucking up to him. yes we know it's hand drawn arcee please shut the hell up or talk about the characters.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Childe Roland -

    by Almost_Human

    "When Talkbacks Attack"? ROFL! I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:30 p.m. CST


    by jedimindflayer

    i was worried that fag-godd would have bailed before i could take a crack at their jackassery. whew. fag-godd

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy you owe me a new E-MAIL ACCOUNT

    by jegoing74

    You asshole spam masterbater.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:48 p.m. CST

    so I went over to don

    by slappy jones check it out. wow the message boards are hilarious. it is a bunch of asskissers telling don how awesome he is and talking about how fat harry is. I am sure they all studs with perfect physiques who get laid all the time. I bet they go to the clubs meet a pretty girl bring her home and show her some of their postings on and her pants practically melt off.but it is really hilarious. especially murphy posting about phartegodd as if they are not one and the same. Is there anyone thinner skinned than don murphy??some guys writes up a reasonable post...he isn't attacking juts stating his opinion and murphy comes along calling him an idiot and a moron. then his "stooges" write "I love it whens dons cranky" "good one don" or they post a smiley face icon to show how AWESOME they think don is. oh and apparently the height of of comedic genius is to either make a joke about harry and his penis or to call this place aint it shit news. well I guess when they are reporting transformers news yes you could say that yes this is hit news about a shit films but the murphy site is fucking unreal.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 7:58 p.m. CST

    BSB - Dude!

    by Almost_Human

    I was going to try to sleep at some point tonight! Thanks for the nightmares . . .

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Nightmare Dialog

    by Almost_Human

    "Oh! Donny! Can I rub my nubile young boy butt on your two chins?"</p>"Looks like four Yul Brenner clones bumping skulls, don't it? Now tell me how great I am and poke my booty with Optimus Prime!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Man of Stool

    by Almost_Human

    You say batshit insane like it was a bad thing. ;)

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Man of Stool #2

    by Almost_Human

    Ehh, now you've gone too far. You'll never get blown if you are offering the Hoff as payment.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:08 p.m. CST

    slappy jones

    by Simon Cabron

    you forgot to mention that before their pants melt off Don's stooge will plant a roofie in her drink. That's the only way those fuckers would get laid. unless of course, by laid you mean they toss Donnie fatfuck's salad....mmmmmm.........extra spicy..good one don....*slurp* *slurp* slurp*....

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:12 p.m. CST

    That must be

    by Almost_Human

    some real bad weed if Amanda Peet is turning into a truck.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:14 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    Amanda Peet, drool, drool..........ahhh now THAT I can sleep too.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Optimus: Clearer and Upper Closer

    by Phategod2

    Since this TB has turned into a bit of a Cluster Fuck how about anyone who wants to discuss Transformers go back to this TB and open old wounds and attempt to break that damn "Aquafag" record.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:13 p.m. CST

    the site is great

    by slappy jones

    I can't stop reading it. you would think he fucking invented transformers as opposed to what he actually of the guys who is, in my eyes, turning it into a fucking disaster.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:37 p.m. CST


    by Optimus Murphy

    Which is stooge code for "Choose me for your coprophagia fantasies, Don!!! PWN me in the eye!!!!!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:41 p.m. CST

    I don't want a videogame based on this crap....

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Why can't Activision or whoever just make a G1 game instead and be done with it. There are already like 5 Bionicle games out there.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:53 p.m. CST

    "good one don"

    by slappy jones

    is the best catchphrase this place has ever had.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:55 p.m. CST

    EA presents Transformers

    by Phategod2

    Oh you know the game is coming it will probably be made by EA with all the Standard fair they just put in the Craptacular Superman Returns game.

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 9:59 p.m. CST

    The "Uwe Boll apreciation thread"


    AKA "Aquaf@g" will never be overtaken

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 10 p.m. CST


    by Optimus Murphy

    The best forecast a stooge can hope for. "PWN MY STOOGE ASS DON. OH IT BLEEDS. GOOD ONE DON!!!!!!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:03 p.m. CST


    by SingingHatchet

    Oh, and TOO SOON!

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:17 p.m. CST

    good one don

    by jedimindflayer

    with hulk hogan as the murph "i pwn you, brother!"

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Is this movie fixable?

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Bumblebee as a Camaro. Jazz as a Solstice. Flames on Optimus. Megatron as metallic vomit. Starscream the chickengorilla. A boy and his car.------How in the WORLD would you fix this in a sequel?-----We'll probably need to wait 7 years for Transformers Begins.....

  • Nov. 28, 2006, 11:40 p.m. CST

    well now I've gone and done it

    by Bloo

    I've been reading this TB for the past 2 days, nightmares of Don "The Almighty Murph" Murphy has haunted me, now I must post in the TB, my dog is telling me I must because if not...well I don't know, but this is crazy insane and I love it

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Holy haha

    by Jaka

    There's some genuinely good laughs in that talkback right there.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 1:08 a.m. CST

    RIP Dave Cockrum...*BAMF!*

    by Negative Man

    Great artist that had his troubles... But he gave us Phoenix's costume, Mystique, Black Cat, Storm, Colossus, Thunderbird, Starjammers, the Shi'ar Imperial Guard, the Futurians... Hope you're in a better place where your demons will let you rest.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Dave Cockrum

    by ipolo.

    (November 11, 1943 — November 26, 2006)

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 2:28 a.m. CST


    by Bloo

    great artist just died and we're complaining about Don "The Muff" Murphy and his stupidity...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:44 a.m. CST


    by Anton_Sirius

    Correction to an earlier comment on 'net buzz': there HAVE been other films that enjoyed a nice box office bump from the judicious use of internet advertising, Borat's use of YouTube being the most recent example. We now return you to your regularly scheduled bitch-slapping of the waste of oxygen known as Don Murphy, already in progress.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:45 a.m. CST

    Huh, Weird

    by Anton_Sirius

    That subject line said 'Correction' when I typed it...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 4:26 a.m. CST

    you get the feeling....

    by slappy jones

    that the "stooges" over at murphys site are maybe..just maybe murphy posting to himself....what on earth has the guy done that could warrant making someone such a die hard fan?? bully? LXG??? from hell?? i refuse to believe that a producer of what are truly bad films could have such dedicated fans...I mean look at jetplagues signature....why on earth would anyone feel so passionately about this fucking guy..because of the steller job he did at getting oliver stone some fucking cowboy boots on natural born killers? jesus christ...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:15 a.m. CST

    Slappy jones

    by YourDaddy

    Jetplague isn't Don...he's a regular over at Bay's board. He's the one that made the fan teasers. Although why he is polishing that fat cunts knob all of a sudden is beyond me...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:19 a.m. CST


    by YourDaddy

    Jester is the guy who made the fan trailers, but Jetplague is definitely on Bay's board and is not that waste of milk Murphy.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Just checking in

    by instant_karma

    For day 3 of DonWatch: Portrait of an Ego Implossion.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 7:34 a.m. CST

    With Transformers being a write off...

    by Ghostball

    Please someone tell me that Don doesn't have his fingers in any other 80s action cartoons. When I heard TF was get mega-bucks treatmentI was looking forward to a slew of Masters of The Universe, Thundercats, M.A.S.K etc and now I get the cold clammy feeling that the wrong, wrong person might pwn the film rights...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 8:11 a.m. CST

    this has nothing on

    by Phategod1

    Optimus:clearer and Upper closer or the Megatron Talkback before they chopped it up both had over 2000 post

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 8:12 a.m. CST

    hey, HBO is making a "Preacher" tv series...

    by Ricky Henderson

    Maybe AICN should report on that instead of more transformers propaganda.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:12 a.m. CST

    total fucking destruction

    by Simon Cabron

    about time...that's what we need...a good plague or natural disaster...something, anything to rid the world once and for all of the "mighty" murf and this wretched steaming pile of diahrea that is TF. What amazes me is that none of the shit splatter has even touched Spielberg. I smell a Mel Gibson right?

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:49 a.m. CST

    I agree with WONKABAR ....

    by fpuk99

    .... there will never be another 'Aquaf@g' talkback ( In fact Moriarty has just posted over on that thread asking if we could post in The Zone in future. Boooo ! :-(

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Ghostball and Thundercats

    by NoHubris

    Thanks for bringing that up. Don better not touch Thundercats. I've stayed out of the TF battle, but I'll be all up in the fray if he even gets close to Thundercats.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Day 3

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    It is day 3 and this PharteGodd has not arrived to entertain me with his colourful insults and undying love for that League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen guy. What happened? Why have you forsaken the Ain't It Cool News?

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:47 a.m. CST


    by SingingHatchet

    Just wanted to be the one. For all the firsters out there, try being last. It's hard.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 2:09 p.m. CST


    by Bloo

    dang there's an 80's action cartoon that soo needs to be made. First Season though, not the crappy 2nd season where they combined MASK with Wacky Races

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:10 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    yeah I'm dieing inside to be and underling of a second rate Producer. Lets see of all the People bueatiful women, intelligent philosophers anyone with a decent amount of common sense that deserves a fan or actual following, yet we should choose to be classified as a stooge of a B-list (and thats being kind) "Movie" (if that what you want to call them) Producer. You are a sad human being and heres a christmans gift for you "A stooge is generally defined as a person that is under the control of another. Being called a stooge is not a form of flattery." "One who allows oneself to be used for another's profit or advantage; a puppet." Sources Wikipedia and Enjoy your stoogehood.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Last... come on now

    by SingingHatchet

    Quit posting already! I'm trying to be the first last here. Shoot!

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Good Luck

    by instant_karma

    Getting that last post. Really, I wish you all the best with that. That'a all I wanted to say really...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Actually Phategod...

    by onemanarmy

    I was thinking about adding to the wiki. Something along the lines of being fluffers for hack producers outta do the trick.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST


    by onemanarmy

    oughta* is what I meant. It's too early in the morning...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 4:06 p.m. CST

    but he's back!

    by arhat23

    been reading with much amusement. phartegodd is don murphy, or at least one of the other admins on his message board, or friends of one. don murphy also published jegoing's email address, but 6 hours (give or take, given different time zones) after PharteGodd posted it here. i'm sure the email addresses aren't public on their site. although after reading some of the fanboy postings over there, they'd probably give their firstborn to DM if it raised them in the stooge ranks. <p>another thing that's interesting is that one of PharteGodd's first posts above talks about how JEGoing was banned from the message board, and then later he (PharteGodd) tells him (JEGoing) that he WASN'T banned and that he (JEGoing) has still been leaving posts.</p> <p>so if PharteGodd isn't Don, he's a pretty demented sycophant with too much time on his hands and a fervent zeal that would make the leaders of cults and fundie groups and terrorist cells worry that maybe there is such a thing as 'going too far'. if he IS Don, well, it should be fairly obvious how little amount of credit or credence needs to be given this lunatic. i agree, it is time to let this TB die. i think even PharteGodd is getting tired of copy/pasting his inane insults and clever manipulations of the English language. Let me give you a hand here, cumstain, you can call me 'Arse-Hat-2000!' or something like that.</p>Yawn...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 4:46 p.m. CST


    by arhat23

    it's been a while since the last post, so i think i'm gonna call it...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:06 p.m. CST


    by instant_karma

    I think yours is the last post.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:21 p.m. CST

    this TB still has nothing on "Optimus Clearer and Upper

    by Phategod2

    Closer" Or "Hi I'm Megatron if you dont remember me" before they erased 95% of the posts. but it is time for this to die.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:26 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    Is it really fat beneath those double chins or is that were you keep your grossly distorted ego? You are without a doubt one of the craziest fuckers I have ever seen post anywhere. And I don't mean crazy as in cool. Check your meds.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:28 p.m. CST

    773 RD!

    by Almost_Human

    Damn, that was close . . .

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 5:54 p.m. CST

    BTW Don

    by Almost_Human

    If you don't understand the difference between stooge and customer, you deserve to die after many long years of wiping a poor man's ass. From what I understand, you may be doing that already . . . but I meant you own, not someone else's for recreational purposes.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:08 p.m. CST

    775 and last?

    by jedimindflayer

    thats right, the jedi pwns last

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:21 p.m. CST

    wow, just wow

    by quadrupletree

    After reading all this, there is 0% chance I'm seeing this Transformers movie now. Screw this Don Murphy piece of shit! What an unprofessional asshole!

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:25 p.m. CST

    For Orcus and the Transformer TB rookies

    by Phategod2

    enjoy the Running Gag of "FLAMES ON OPTIMUS" and see what you have to go through if you really want to be last. I apologize in advance if i stretch this out.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Sorry try this

    by Phategod2

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:38 p.m. CST


    by jedimindflayer

    that is all

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 6:42 p.m. CST


    by Hairy Nutsack

    Let's just resurrect the awesomeness of FLAMES ON PRIME in this TalkBack.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Now I'm confused

    by Phategod2

    Clearly AINTITSHOT are 2 different People for the past 2 days your style has been less venomous and borderline defensive, now your on the attack. Is it because, now you know the real meaning of a stooge; you Failing student from a local community College. Didn't Darth Donuidis tell you to cease your attack on the pitiful rebel alliance. Let me ask you a question AINTITSHOT, and I want a serious answer not a glib remark on my Typo's. I'm here because I'm bored and have nothing better to do with Government time. But why are you here? you hate this Site, you hate harry, you hate me, you love don murphy ('s balls) and no one (not even the people who want to see this disaster of a movie)like you here. You've pretty much United the hater's, the apologist, and the people who wanted to see this off of G P in there hatred of you. You've even driven some People who were curious to see this movie away from the theater, and for that I applaud you. You've created more negative buzz for this movie then I ever could have. I hope Don Murphy and Micheal Bay show up at your door step and punch you square in the Nose. Congrats on doing what I attempted to do in driving anyone with common sense away from this Turd of a movie thank you and good night.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Too soon for LAST

    by SingingHatchet

    Oh yeah, darn you Michael Bay

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 7:42 p.m. CST


    by jedimindflayer

    welcome back fag-godd, you douchebag. trying to get the final word? my votes for SingingHatchet.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 7:54 p.m. CST


    by instant_karma

    "Clearly AINTITSHOT are 2 different People for the past 2 days your style has been less venomous and borderline defensive, now your on the attack. Is it because, now you know the real meaning of a stooge; you Failing student from a local community College. Didn't Darth Donuidis tell you to cease your attack on the pitiful rebel alliance. Let me ask you a question AINTITSHOT, and I want a serious answer not a glib remark on my Typo's. I'm here because I'm bored and have nothing better to do with Government time. But why are you here? you hate this Site, you hate harry, you hate me, you love don murphy ('s balls) and no one (not even the people who want to see this disaster of a movie)like you here. You've pretty much United the hater's, the apologist, and the people who wanted to see this off of G P in there hatred of you. You've even driven some People who were curious to see this movie away from the theater, and for that I applaud you. You've created more negative buzz for this movie then I ever could have. I hope Don Murphy and Micheal Bay show up at your door step and punch you square in the Nose. Congrats on doing what I attempted to do in driving anyone with common sense away from this Turd of a movie thank you and good night."<p> Is this some kind of hidden code for The Straw Men or something, 'cause it sure as Hell doens't make any kind of sense. And the funny thing is, that burried somewhere in all that jibber jabber is a criticism of somebody's English abilities.<p> What a tool...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:03 p.m. CST

    "WTF" instant_karma

    by Phategod2

    what didn't you understand maybe its the fact that I dont refer to Phartegodd by his new moniker but I insist on calling him by his original talkback handle: AINITSHOT. other then that I think it was pretty clear what I was saying He's made murphy and his "Stooges" look like complete asses and now less people want to see or pay to see this movie. And I also asked AINTISHOT why is he here.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:08 p.m. CST

    PharteGodd (Donny, Donny, Donny, tsk, tsk, tsk)

    by Almost_Human

    If you think you can insult me, you'd be mistaken once again. I was trained to be a thick skinned vicious professional asshole by the Jesuits. I come here to sport fish. You'll have to do MUCH better than insulting my manhood and sexual orientation to ever come close to evoking any emotional response other amusement at your insane outbursts. Try upping your lithium.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:10 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    other THAN amusement, just in case your coke addled brain couldn't process that

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:20 p.m. CST

    where is Yackbacker I want to talk baseball

    by Phategod2

    My boy Ryan Howard won MVP maybe soon the Phillies can get there act together and play for a whole season instead of half of one.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:25 p.m. CST

    God, what a fucking moron....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    PharteGodd has more posts in this TalkBack than anyone else but he's calling us douches who live in our Mom's basement. You couldn't write a character that's more stupid than this if you tried, oh wait we're talking about Don Murphy films right? I take that back.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Take Moriarty's advice


    Bail this place and Aquaf@g and get thee to The Zone! You won't have to wait through long-ass loads, and you can even post pretty pictures! Teh link is right up top there...don't be shy.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Todays Specials

    by S-Mart shopper

    In aisle 4 we have a thesaurus for those who think "douche" is a good/clever insult. Aisle 6 we have testosterone to help your balls drop if you are under 16 and can't stop using the non-word "pwn". Finally, aisle 13, we offer an abundant supply of sharp and rusty cutlery for those in need of evisceration, which happens to be todays "Stooge" special. Don't forget to show your card at checkout...Oh crap...Ash, grab a mop we have a phartegodd dismemberment in aisle 13,14,&15..maybe we'll change that to the TB special.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 10:18 p.m. CST

    don't count me out phartegodd."stoogeing" is my dream

    by slappy jones

    ever since I was a young boy I have had a dream. A passionate dream and now you tell me I may not be able to acheive it?? it has always been my life long dream to suck the bell end of a talentless parasite...please don't count me out. how often do you guys hold recruitment drives? and do they still take oplace at the Nambla HQ?.I have what it takes to be a stooge. I have no problem with being used by a coked up child with thinskin who makes me do his dirty work while he doesn't actually give a fuck about me outside of the $$$ he hopes I spend on his upcoming film project.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 10:27 p.m. CST

    can someone help me here

    by Bloo

    if anyone is still reading this, I've been trying to wade through the mess of a site that is and I can't figure out his message boards...well I can read the crap, and it is crap that is posted by The Mighty Muff's followers, but I can't find the post where he tells them to stop baiting us over here at AICN...someone post me a URL

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 10:34 p.m. CST

    To Borrow TFD phrase

    by Phategod2

    But Don Murphy, his forum,his "stooges", This TB, AINTITSHOT-Phartegodd-Phartegod, Deserves TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Thank you

    by Almost_Human

    for shopping at S Mart! lol You do realize a human body, assuming Don is human, only contains about 1.3 gallons of blood, right? But then again, Ash and his buddies are kinda messy. . .

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Almost Human

    by Bloo

    You also have to remember that The Muff is a lot fatter and more full of crap then the average human so you need to factor that in too

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:09 p.m. CST


    by Bloo

    I think I just posted post #800 on this thread...well this makes it 801 but man...

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:37 p.m. CST

    These TF talkbacks arent what they used to be..

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Too much randomness. Stop watching Family Guy.

  • Nov. 29, 2006, 11:54 p.m. CST

    I agree Gibson

    by Phategod2

    Instead of actually Bashing the movie most of us have spent Time Handling this Troll and Research Fine works of Don Murphy. Truth be told theres not much to said about that pic other then it looks like Mecha-Starship troopers. Wait tll they release the Voice cast list. That TB is going to light up like the 4th of july. and I don't mean 2007.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 12:46 a.m. CST

    Last. Please God, let it end!

    by SingingHatchet

    And darn you, Michael Bay.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Yes, I'm still LAST!

    by SingingHatchet


  • Nov. 30, 2006, 1:49 a.m. CST


    by Phategod1

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 3:21 a.m. CST


    by Anton_Sirius

    You think that's bad, remember the time Mohammed came to the door and gave me a salmon helmet?

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 10:54 a.m. CST

    The word is "thanks," Phart...

    by Badger999

    Nitpicking on typos is pretty worthless. It's almost like you have nothing else to go on.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST


    by instant_karma

    Um...I uh, pasted the wrong block of text. Kinda undermines calling somebody else stoopid when I do that. It should've been the one above the one I accidently used. Sorry for any misunderstanding. Wasn't intending to attack you. <p> I've learned a valuable lesson about not posting when needing sleep...

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 2:15 p.m. CST

    I saw the image

    by Mr Incredible

    Big frickin' deal. I'm sure around Super Bowl time we'll have a real trailer to judge this shitstorm.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 2:46 p.m. CST

    We'll have 1/2 a dozen Leaked pics by

    by Phategod2

    Superbowl Time. once the apologist see nipples on megatron this film will be done.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Not a Trransofrmer fan

    by Almost_Human

    I just like troll hunting, but are you guys serious about the nipples thing? Does Dandy Donny 2 Chins think machines lactate? hmmmmm Maybe so. If he was raised at the suckling teet of a 1972 AMC Pacer while being molested by bagers, it would explain a lot of his charrming personality defects, er, traits.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 3:14 p.m. CST

    No Almost_Human....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    The nipples joke comes from the original Prime joke, FLAMES ON PRIME=NIPPLES ON BATMAN.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 3:36 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    Im convinced now you lieing sack of garbage you are definatly Don Murphy. You are either Don murphy or you where impersonating him that fateful night when we first crossed paths. For anyone who doesn't know Don murphy was online participating a pre-interview Q&A on people where asking him about Soundwave and he said "You are so glad we got rid of Soundwave" someone asked him "What he meant by that?" Don's response was "That's not your real name." Same evasive style, same piss poor insults. you are a sad man Don real sad.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 3:50 p.m. CST

    The Joel Schumacher Effect! Thanks!

    by Almost_Human

    I'd also like to note this is the first time I have ever said thanks to a Hairy Nutsack. It is strictly platonic before you get all excited, Teabag Donny.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 4:02 p.m. CST

    gotta try different bait

    by arhat23

    because Don didn't bite. oh well. i guess i'm not crass enough. i DID call him a cumstain. i guess he didn't take that personally. maybe just a shrug and a 'Well, he's got me there.'<p>yeah, i'm not going to see this movie now. i at least appreciate the grand spectacle of a bay film, damn him. but now? especially after seeing don's website? fuck him.</p>

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy is and always shall be a DICKHEAD

    by jegoing74

    You are an asinine movie producer and this "movie" if you can call it that. Not only sucks, it is not being developed into anything but a mindless, with a throw away script and badly designed robots. You have about as much class as a Brown Recluse and the maturity of a 2 year old. Your stooges are a bunch of monkey yes men. Yes say jump, they say how high. Stooges: Don please pee on us, we deserve it.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Don't tempt me to be your Nemisis Me and......

    by Phategod2

    The Juggfuckler!

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Casting call....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    Considering all of the other choices being made during this debacle, who do you guys think Murphy/Bay would consider dream casting choices for the voices? I'll start.<p> Jazz- Puff Daddy or Snoop fo sho<p>

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 7:31 p.m. CST

    i can see it now

    by jedimindflayer

    7-11 guy (or german equiv): i'll need to see some id for these cigarettes man-of-stool: TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!!!

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 7:34 p.m. CST

    i can see this too

    by jedimindflayer

    gas station guy (or german equiv): i'm sorry, sir; the restroom is currently occupied man-of-stool: TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 7:41 p.m. CST

    voice actors

    by jedimindflayer

    how about eddie murphy as the annoying-but-lovable sidekick 'don-k'? he could transform into a schwanns delivery truck, chock fulla parfait?

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 8:28 p.m. CST

    50 Cent for Jazz

    by Phategod2

    GGGGG G0-bots oh wrong movie.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 9:47 p.m. CST


    by Almost_Human

    Pee Wee Herman. Nuff said.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 10:42 p.m. CST


    by Bloo

    I could see them trying to get Leonard Nimoy or Judd Nelson "to please the fanboys, because they were in the orignial Transformers movie" to do some stupid part...

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Not Nimoy.....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    They should get the Shat to play Megatron, that would totally roxxor and pwn all the haters.<p> Wouldn't it be bad ass if they did the 3 Stooges scene from Short Circuit only with the Transformers, just so The Murf can pay homage to all of us ball licking Stooges who have stood by him against you pieces of shit here at AISN. OMFG I think I would cry if Don was so cool as to acknowledge all of us like that. He really is such a giving and kind man.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Hope this isn't a double post but....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    ...I just had to let everyone know that our daughter was born last Wednesday and I named her after my hero Don Murphy. Her name is Dawn Murphy (last name) in honor of the only truly genuine man in Hollywood, The Murf himself. The thing I love about Don is that he's managed to stay very down to earth over the years. You hear about the Hollywood pricks looking down their noses at the rest of us, but not my buddy Don, no way. He's even opened a website and message board and takes time out of his busy Hollywood schedule to interact with people on the board. What I really love about his message board is that it isn't overly moderated, Don lets people speak their minds even when they are critical of Don's amazing work through the years. What other Hollywood legend would let people be critical of their work? No one, that's who. Mr. Murphy is a rarity in Hollywood these days, a genuinely nice guy that cares about his fans.

  • Nov. 30, 2006, 11:52 p.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    that was above any abbreveation I could think of I had to make up a new one. congratulations on the birth of a future Stooge her nickname should be Phartegodd. after all this is another name Murphy chooses to go by.

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 12:44 a.m. CST

    They should get Vince McMahon to be Megatron.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    That would rock. "Starscream....YEEEEEEEEEEER FIIIIIRED!"

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 12:46 a.m. CST

    Stone Cold Steve Austin as Ironhide...

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    "I'm ready to bust some Decepti-chops, son!".....(I'm serious)

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 1:21 a.m. CST

    RE Pee Wee

    by Almost_Human

    You know, if I remember what little I've seen of Transformers forever ago, didn't Megatron have a bit of a whiny voice? Paul Ruebens could do it. Don't think Pee Wee, think Blow. He wasn't an arch villain of Megatron quality, but he has a normal voice that could work. Come back Donny 2 Chins! I'm tired from sharpening my claws on politicians across the web and want to laugh at some more of your insanity!

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 5:49 a.m. CST

    Starship Troopers 3: The Panto Years

    by Ghostball

    All together: "It's behind you!!' Phartegod: If you promise not to go near Thundercats or any other action 'toon from the 80s, we'll promise to stay out of your bastard way forever. Our wallets certainly will. So go right ahead and put man tits on Jazz's goggles and have them all sing a sad song at the end as a huge cloud Optimus head gazes wistfully over them with 'The End...?'. Why, it would be GOOD for us! This TB RIP

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 10:48 a.m. CST

    december FIRST!

    by S-Mart shopper

    This TB is more than meets the eye!

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Better tell the truth....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    ...before anyone thinks I was serious in the above post. We really did have our daughter last Wednesday, but we named her Samantha Rose (last name) and not after old Double Chinster.

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Mr. & Mrs. Hairy Nutsack

    by Almost_Human

    Another generation who will grow up not giving Donny 2 Chins any $.

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 6:14 p.m. CST

    If this "movie" makles bank count on the following

    by Phategod1

    All the studios will start Greenlight 80's Cartoons (The Smurfs are already in production that is not a joke) You'll probably have thundercats by 09, and I'll guarantee a G.I joe movie by 2011.with either the guy from Malcolm in the middle or his twin brother.

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 7:11 p.m. CST

    I will be LAST

    by SingingHatchet

    And when I am, I will rule the galaxy... And we will have peace

  • Dec. 1, 2006, 9:29 p.m. CST

    LMAO Human!

    by Hairy Nutsack

    And thank you for the congrats!<p> Oh and I also need to thank my hero Don Murphy, he sent my wife flowers while she was in the hospital having our baby, he also sent my 5 year old son a Masterpiece Optimus Prime. See that's the true Don Murphy, kind and thoughtful. You douches here at AISN have mischaracterized him horribly and you seriously owe him an apology.

  • Dec. 2, 2006, 12:02 a.m. CST

    In honor of a Tb'er having a baby

    by S-Mart shopper

    TOO SOON!!!...Oh yeah, congrats too.

  • Dec. 2, 2006, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Last! I swear last...

    by SingingHatchet

    For hate's sake, I spit at thee!

  • Dec. 2, 2006, 6:20 a.m. CST


    by instant_karma

    SingingHatchet, you are definately last...

  • Dec. 2, 2006, 10:27 p.m. CST

    You win Stool....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    Man-of-Stool wins, he is definitely last.

  • Dec. 3, 2006, 4:14 a.m. CST

    NO he's not

    by Phategod1


  • Dec. 3, 2006, 1:48 p.m. CST

    TB shelf life

    by S-Mart shopper

    Consumption of expired Talkbacks can lead to carpal tunnel, blurry vision and quite possibly flaming monkey butt!! (pat don't wipe)

  • Dec. 3, 2006, 8:13 p.m. CST


    by Hairy Nutsack

    I said Man-of-Stool was last, and that's final. Do you people want to find out why they call me Hairy Nutsack? Well do ya? Thought not, bitches.

  • Dec. 3, 2006, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Damn you BCS!

    by S-Mart shopper

    damn yous all to HELL!!

  • Dec. 3, 2006, 10:23 p.m. CST

    I'm Last...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... and I can enforce that. <P>When you guys do this... endlessly spam a talkback for no reason other than to keep spamming it... you put a burden on our system. There's no reason for this monster to be dredged up all day long so you can say, "I'm last!" "No, I'm last!" <P>Seriously. Stop it. Don't post here. And don't post on Aquaf@ag. Stop treating our talkbacks like a fucking urinal.

  • Dec. 4, 2006, 3:30 a.m. CST

    R U really

    by Phategod1


  • Dec. 4, 2006, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Umm Mori....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    With respect dude, I've run more websites than I care to remember and text takes up almost no room and uses almost no bandwidth. If you want us to stop that's fine, but don't kid a kidder.

  • Dec. 5, 2006, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Have a Very Murphy X-Mas

    by Badger999

    So, did anyone else notice that Don Murphy asked his stooges to send him holiday gifts?<br> <br> Kinda lame, really.

  • Dec. 8, 2006, 10:43 a.m. CST

    New AICN catchphrase:

    by Ghostball

    AICN TBers raped my bandwith!!

  • Dec. 11, 2006, 11:19 a.m. CST

    The urinal is full!

    by Badger999


  • Jan. 5, 2007, 1:30 p.m. CST

    The urinal is overflowing!

    by Badger999


  • Dec. 3, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST

    nope, not yet...

    by just pillow talk

    Badger999, get your scrubs!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4 p.m. CST


    by Badger999

    Love that classic urinal scent!

  • Jan. 7, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Mint or not...

    by Badger999 sure am some good eatin'.

  • Jan. 9, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Urinal Cakes

    by Badger999

    Just dice them up real good. Fry them in a little butter and add one finely-chopped, small onion. Great meal with minimal preparation.

  • Jan. 9, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    wasn't that on Iron Chef?

    by just pillow talk

  • Jan. 9, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    that actually makes sense

    by just pillow talk

    I'm sure they burn going down...

  • Jan. 10, 2008, 6:37 a.m. CST

    I have not seen Badger anywhere else I believe....

    by just pillow talk

    I can't believe people still post to that Willis talkback...(besides us, of course)

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Most talkbacks...

    by Badger999

    Don't really have that urinal-style appeal. Actually, I have posted in others, but I'm far from a regular. I just have this one bookmarked on my work PC and check from time to time because Mori's little rant was amusing.