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Harry Sees CASINO ROYALE, But Wonders Where All The Japanese Schoolkids Killing Each Other Are!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss!!!

Tone is everything. Nailing the tone of what makes James Bond magic has been so very hard for so very long.

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of the JAMES BOND movies… hell, check out my BNAT poster for this year and it’s pretty fucking obvious how much I love James Bond. Honestly, I feared there was a part of me that would never buy Bond in a Tux again. Not after that very funny parody scene in XXX where it became all about killing the guy in the Tux.

In CASINO ROYALE – they have a luxury that none of the previous Bonds have ever had. A beginning. An introduction to the character. Sure, Sean Connery invented the character for the silver screen, but he showed up fully developed with no real learning curve. He just was Bond and there was no reason to question it.

It was really only ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE that they did one where something got to Bond in a very real way. But that film’s tragic box office flop told the producing family to steer clear from reality. Thus we got the “parody Bond” flicks – where it became about the gizmos and gadgets… and again – don’t get me wrong. I fucking love THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, FOR YOUR EYES ONLY and MOONRAKER… as cheese as those are. But it’s sort of like the Johnny Weissmuller TARZAN movies. I love them, though they’re not the Tarzan I dreamed of, while reading the books.

Anyway… Daniel Craig wasn’t just handed the reins to the character… They gave it to him with the greatest opportunity that any of the Bond actors have ever had… the chance to reinvent and build the character on screen.

From the moment I saw James Bond driving a Ford… I was off balance. I mean… WHAT THE FUCK? You can see that it isn’t the car he believes he should be driving, but it is the car he’s driving. He gets his Aston Martin soon enough, but he does so because he earned it. And I love the scene.

He’s good with the ladies, but not effortless. At this point he kinda feels like the Tennis Pro at the country club. Taking pot shots at attached women wanting something that feels dangerous, naughty and good. Daniel Craig is definitely dangerous, naughty and good here.

M may call James a Blunt instrument, but I get the idea she does that to push him into becoming a sharper blade for her majesty’s service. Bond as a character in this film is exactly what I wanted him to become. He’s intelligent, direct to the point, but not entirely as cynically detached as we’ve come to know him. Craig’s blue eyes – which made him Paul Newman’s son in ROAD TO PERDITION – give him that same ferocity, but while he was a BLUNT malformed tool in that film… here, Bond knows what he’s doing. His eyes soaking in the details.

Take for example – the wonderful chase sequence with Sebastien Foucan in Madagascar. In terms of athleticism, Bond is no match for Mollaka as Sebastien plays him. He’s one of the world’s great free running performers and Bond doesn’t have that in him. Instead, the advantage Bond’s character has is this. While Mollaka can navigate his surroundings phenomenally well… James sees the shortcuts, the angles that Mollaka skips past out of a desire to simply move forward. Bond doesn’t have to do the astonishing leaps or climbs, because he sees how to do it easier than his prey. It’s Bond’s keen powers of observation – what his eyes see that others do not, be it a butane tank or a twitch of an eye, he’s soaking it in, looking for his advantage.

Just seeing Bond in these fights is awesome. Like when he uses his gun with the silencer to block a swung machete – it was like somebody hit my happy button. The fight scenes are at full speed, not slo-mo and 5 angles. Watching Bond kicking ass, slamming heads into anything, struggling to strangle or my favorite – fighting to stay alive. It’s just classic.

Audience willing, this storyline and invention of Bond could rival Connery for the character. It has that potential if handled right. Craig isn’t some pretty boy, he looks like someone that could take a hit, a rope to the balls even. That could take a licking and keep on ticking. Someone that’s learning to not give a shit, but isn’t quite there yet.

If this doesn’t quite feel like a James Bond film to ya at the beginning – it’s definitely hard to deny by the end that James Bond is right where we want him and that this is the exact right man to hand a license to kill to.

How is everyone else?

Fantastic. Eva Green is a dream. I fell in love with her in DREAMERS and again in KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. She has an exotic quality to her, while also being an amazing actress. The scenes between her and Craig sizzle – not in eroticism, but in chemistry. There’s that special something going on when two actors love playing opposite one another.

Mads Mikkelsen’s Le Chiffre is wonderful in the film. He’s not a cartoon. He has his eccentricity that Ian Fleming gave the character, but there’s a sadness to not just his affliction, but also his situation. He’s a gambler that is feeling his luck run out. He has the ego to believe he can win, because that’s all he’s ever known, but he’s smart enough to know the odds and know he’s drawing the short stick. There’s this wonderful panic expression he gets that isn’t cartoonish, but just a brief realization that he tries to cover with his mask. It’s great.

Judi Dench finally really nails M. As Bond was played by Brosnan, it was as if she was battling with Bond’s machismo to prove her feminine superiority. In CASINO ROYALE, the way she plays M is different. It’s kinda like a coach that is watching their player become something beyond what they’ve coached before. Double O’s don’t have a long life expectancy, but you get the idea that she thinks this Double O might stick around. He befuddles her, catches her off-guard, perplexes her… but ultimately amazes her. She doesn’t want him to just be a man that takes orders, she needs him to be the man that gets the job done. And in this job, she needs someone that breaks as many rules as he follows, so long as in the end, England prevails.

OK – now how did the film make me feel?

High as a kite! Thrilled. It was exactly what I was hoping for. Everything wasn’t enough though. I wanted more. I want to see more James Bond films at this level of quality – and I want to see this one again. That’s important.

Can’t wait to see more of Craig’s Bond evolve in this series, just so long as they don’t make the character a static joke again. I want Craig to bring the honesty that he did to Bond here in more films. That’s just cool. Very Cool.

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First
by Kristian66
Nov 17th, 2006
06:04:11 AM
About time....
by TheAllSeeingEye
Nov 17th, 2006
06:09:33 AM
Bond 22
by emeraldboy
Nov 17th, 2006
06:10:10 AM
Woah! Great Review Harry
by RighteousBrother
Nov 17th, 2006
06:20:29 AM
Aston Martin IS a Ford...
by HCEarwicker
Nov 17th, 2006
06:25:40 AM
Oh I get it...
by Drworm2002
Nov 17th, 2006
06:26:07 AM
James a Blunt instrument
by AllieJamison
Nov 17th, 2006
06:34:57 AM
Dench M?
by Bob Muttonchops
Nov 17th, 2006
06:35:12 AM
Daniel Craig is James Bond
by antonphd
Nov 17th, 2006
06:47:39 AM
Let's just hope...
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 17th, 2006
06:48:12 AM
Oh, and...
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 17th, 2006
06:49:30 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by antonphd
Nov 17th, 2006
06:49:38 AM
antonphd
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 17th, 2006
06:50:17 AM
CraigNotBond? Bitches!!!
by HarryBlackPotter
Nov 17th, 2006
06:51:31 AM
Bob Muttonchops
by antonphd
Nov 17th, 2006
06:52:36 AM
Dench as M
by McBane
Nov 17th, 2006
06:57:35 AM
Same Question with Addition
by Dersu
Nov 17th, 2006
07:03:55 AM
Best part in Casino Royale:
by Darth Chode
Nov 17th, 2006
07:04:08 AM
Well Holy Shit.
by savagexp
Nov 17th, 2006
07:09:02 AM
Continuity
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
07:11:41 AM
Oh and by the way....
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
07:12:37 AM
My Dream Director for 22
by antonphd
Nov 17th, 2006
07:19:46 AM
SPOILERISH my fave bit -
by board shitlez
Nov 17th, 2006
07:29:14 AM
Bond continuity explained:
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 17th, 2006
07:38:01 AM
oh. beat takeshi-esque. now I'm sold.
by JRKerr
Nov 17th, 2006
07:53:48 AM
I remember...
by biggles2_22
Nov 17th, 2006
07:53:53 AM
biggles2_22
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
08:08:45 AM
FOR FUCKS SAKE NO !!!!!
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Nov 17th, 2006
08:20:07 AM
Dude_gimme_tabs
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
08:21:43 AM
Nah
by Bob Muttonchops
Nov 17th, 2006
08:24:29 AM
Nacho
by Bob Muttonchops
Nov 17th, 2006
08:30:09 AM
Also.....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Nov 17th, 2006
08:37:04 AM
Thank you
by Badger999
Nov 17th, 2006
08:42:40 AM
Bond-inuity
by Samson_K
Nov 17th, 2006
08:43:31 AM
Saw this in a sneak preview last night...
by Lucasblows
Nov 17th, 2006
08:51:27 AM
Saw this in a sneak preview last night...
by Lucasblows
Nov 17th, 2006
08:51:49 AM
Saw this in a sneak preview last night...
by Lucasblows
Nov 17th, 2006
08:52:15 AM
Eh
by Chilli815
Nov 17th, 2006
08:56:50 AM
Re: bob muttonchops
by CarolinaProjectionist2005
Nov 17th, 2006
09:03:48 AM
"First 007 movie with a cliffhanger"
by Osmosis Jones
Nov 17th, 2006
09:11:34 AM
Continuity
by R0BTRAIN
Nov 17th, 2006
09:18:24 AM
NachoNegro
by biggles2_22
Nov 17th, 2006
09:19:11 AM
what, no masturbation or vagina references?
by TheBaxter
Nov 17th, 2006
09:21:01 AM
CarolinaProjectionist2005 - GET HIM !!!!
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Nov 17th, 2006
09:24:05 AM
Kasparov
by Mutant Leader
Nov 17th, 2006
09:46:49 AM
I'm gonna help you!
by Captain Katanga
Nov 17th, 2006
09:49:19 AM
I hate it when people say this, but... I told you so.
by brokentusk
Nov 17th, 2006
10:02:45 AM
CASINO ROYALE SUCKS!!!
by HOLLY_TRUTH
Nov 17th, 2006
10:15:55 AM
Is Roger Moore Gay?
by BobParr
Nov 17th, 2006
10:17:02 AM
Is Roger Moore Gay?
by BobParr
Nov 17th, 2006
10:17:03 AM
But Poker?
by jazzbox2
Nov 17th, 2006
10:18:47 AM
Itchy Balls
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Nov 17th, 2006
10:23:08 AM
jazzbox sucks
by supermarch
Nov 17th, 2006
10:23:16 AM
Daniel Craig as Roland Deschain
by Virtual Satyr
Nov 17th, 2006
10:33:25 AM
HARRY! OHMSS not a flop
by Tai_Pan
Nov 17th, 2006
10:42:09 AM
Continuity
by Boromir187
Nov 17th, 2006
10:48:37 AM
A good review from Harry, too?
by ookla the mok
Nov 17th, 2006
11:09:12 AM
All the film trailers...
by idahomer
Nov 17th, 2006
11:17:40 AM
enough with the "continuity"
by BizarroJerry
Nov 17th, 2006
11:21:34 AM
how about "Q"?
by BizarroJerry
Nov 17th, 2006
11:22:05 AM
Bond Floats
by donuts
Nov 17th, 2006
11:42:31 AM
Casino Royale is NOT a reboot:
by Novaman5000
Nov 17th, 2006
11:44:47 AM
I'm impressed. Harry didn't mention his nether regions
by anchorite
Nov 17th, 2006
11:46:18 AM
So, is the wedding off then?
by Kentucky Colonel
Nov 17th, 2006
11:47:24 AM
No, Kentucky Colonel. Yoko's first Bond film was...
by anchorite
Nov 17th, 2006
12:04:14 PM
Spielberg
by Tenenbaum
Nov 17th, 2006
12:13:14 PM
supermarch - a note about Poker
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
12:28:31 PM
Bondinuity - the truth
by NachoNegro
Nov 17th, 2006
12:35:28 PM
Anchorite...
by Kentucky Colonel
Nov 17th, 2006
12:57:01 PM
Caught the midnight screening and it was GREAT..!
by workshed
Nov 17th, 2006
01:02:57 PM
wow...you guys who saw early screening....
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Nov 17th, 2006
01:27:48 PM
OHMSS - Not a Flop
by Fearsme
Nov 17th, 2006
01:39:38 PM
get a life, workshed
by mrbong
Nov 17th, 2006
01:39:40 PM
My favorite Bond is...
by DoctorWho?
Nov 17th, 2006
02:11:36 PM
Look....
by emeraldboy
Nov 17th, 2006
02:17:37 PM
Casino Royale IS a reboot....
by SWR 77
Nov 17th, 2006
02:21:11 PM
I asked Garth Franklin about getting qt
by emeraldboy
Nov 17th, 2006
02:23:41 PM
Bond is a creation of another time and
by emeraldboy
Nov 17th, 2006
02:44:02 PM
Favorite Bond film
by WickedMonster
Nov 17th, 2006
02:49:35 PM
Timothy Dalton's BEST role...
by DoctorWho?
Nov 17th, 2006
03:02:25 PM
This ain't your father's Bond...oh wait, yeah it is.
by Shermdawg
Nov 17th, 2006
03:02:37 PM
Is there anyone who saw this...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 17th, 2006
03:16:53 PM
oh. I get it.
by omarthesnake
Nov 17th, 2006
03:27:18 PM
Was thinking about giving this a miss but what the hey.
by Reelheed
Nov 17th, 2006
03:37:35 PM
i know all you younguns love moore, dalton, brozza
by Exeter
Nov 17th, 2006
04:29:15 PM
for those that think this isn't a reboot:
by Ky-El
Nov 17th, 2006
04:56:09 PM
wow, harry gave a straightforward review & and CR owned
by Exeter
Nov 17th, 2006
05:06:46 PM
What Exeter said*
by TomBodet
Nov 17th, 2006
05:28:54 PM
Did I see the same film?
by superstar
Nov 17th, 2006
05:48:29 PM
continuity
by soup74
Nov 17th, 2006
06:05:08 PM
Harry's reviews keep getting worse and worse...
by wolvenom
Nov 17th, 2006
06:26:03 PM
That Tarzan comment...
by llac9
Nov 17th, 2006
06:38:42 PM
Did I say pretty gay?
by llac9
Nov 17th, 2006
06:40:29 PM
just saw it
by misnomer
Nov 17th, 2006
07:02:34 PM
and man am I sick of reading positive reviews for
by misnomer
Nov 17th, 2006
07:05:28 PM
best bond since "for your eyes only"
by reckni
Nov 17th, 2006
07:29:20 PM
harry
by McLuvin
Nov 17th, 2006
07:47:13 PM
oh wait
by McLuvin
Nov 17th, 2006
07:49:25 PM
let's just forget DAF-DAD ever happened
by Exeter
Nov 17th, 2006
08:04:23 PM
Does anyone remember what a really "good" action movie
by Rollo Tomasi666
Nov 17th, 2006
09:34:18 PM
After the "Balls" Line...
by AngelCordy
Nov 17th, 2006
10:39:55 PM
BOND
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 17th, 2006
10:49:59 PM
The List!
by Tai_Pan
Nov 17th, 2006
10:50:03 PM
Oh yeah...
by Tai_Pan
Nov 17th, 2006
10:53:47 PM
Regarding Spielberg....
by Dasher
Nov 17th, 2006
10:59:54 PM
Rollo Tomasi666
by CTU Mole
Nov 17th, 2006
11:00:49 PM
Harold, come on, man!
by Zarles
Nov 17th, 2006
11:47:23 PM
Saw it tonight...
by Tenenbaum
Nov 18th, 2006
12:02:21 AM
damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Nov 18th, 2006
12:30:25 AM
True Lies vs. M:I 3
by BillEmic
Nov 18th, 2006
12:37:54 AM
CTU Mole - no...those questions weren't answered-
by Rollo Tomasi666
Nov 18th, 2006
12:48:44 AM
It’s a pity Dan will probably only do 2 more Bond films
by TJ50
Nov 18th, 2006
01:08:25 AM
it's best movie of the year
by McLuvin
Nov 18th, 2006
01:43:00 AM
Review nailed it too.
by WONKABAR
Nov 18th, 2006
04:14:35 AM
And yeah...
by WONKABAR
Nov 18th, 2006
04:38:37 AM
Spielberg & Bond directors
by jabbathegriffin
Nov 18th, 2006
05:01:30 AM
Let me explain the non american director rule
by emeraldboy
Nov 18th, 2006
06:07:28 AM
Never thought I'd say this but....
by Buck_Turgidson
Nov 18th, 2006
06:07:55 AM
TJ50
by emeraldboy
Nov 18th, 2006
06:18:24 AM
Question for Harry, Mori and co
by TheDarkKnight999
Nov 18th, 2006
08:14:52 AM
Re dalton
by emeraldboy
Nov 18th, 2006
09:10:53 AM
Bond is Back!!!!
by punisher5150
Nov 18th, 2006
09:12:47 AM
Clarification
by punisher5150
Nov 18th, 2006
09:14:57 AM
As for the car chase where Bond flips the DB5
by punisher5150
Nov 18th, 2006
09:17:12 AM
For Spielberg, Tarantino, and Jackson.....
by Dasher
Nov 18th, 2006
09:17:35 AM
Kevin McClory was courting Sony for more Thunderball
by punisher5150
Nov 18th, 2006
09:21:08 AM
Nah.
by Zarles
Nov 18th, 2006
09:22:02 AM
I GIVE MY LIIIFFEEE! NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOOOUUU...
by Johnno
Nov 18th, 2006
10:49:52 AM
Richard Branson
by hairyproductions
Nov 18th, 2006
10:51:51 AM
Yeah, Eva Green's Gorgeous, ZombieSolutions...
by Jackson Healy
Nov 18th, 2006
11:05:38 AM
Could Tarantino even make a PG-13 movie?
by Westonian
Nov 18th, 2006
11:18:06 AM
RolloThomas - here's why he wanted to blow up the Airbus...
by Jackson Healy
Nov 18th, 2006
11:21:47 AM
Also, on Bond film action....
by Jackson Healy
Nov 18th, 2006
11:28:12 AM
first hour and 45 minutes was frickin amazing...
by teddanson37
Nov 18th, 2006
11:35:49 AM
two more things
by teddanson37
Nov 18th, 2006
11:46:47 AM
Holy product placement, eh?!
by BronwynMaye
Nov 18th, 2006
12:25:58 PM
Eva Green's phone
by BillEmic
Nov 18th, 2006
01:05:43 PM
teddanson37 (spoilers herein)
by drave117
Nov 18th, 2006
01:46:45 PM
the chase in the beginning
by drave117
Nov 18th, 2006
01:50:52 PM
Bang on
by blackpuppie
Nov 18th, 2006
02:23:47 PM
Nice Harry Animation
by georges garvaren
Nov 18th, 2006
02:41:33 PM
Just saw it....simply incredible
by Lago
Nov 18th, 2006
02:56:46 PM
Is anyone up for a resounding chorus of the...
by Serenanna
Nov 18th, 2006
02:57:06 PM
Aston Martin
by Vi
Nov 18th, 2006
02:57:27 PM
Aston Martin
by drave117
Nov 18th, 2006
03:13:23 PM
As we all know by now Bond is back in cinemas
by emeraldboy
Nov 18th, 2006
03:21:02 PM
broccoli specifically stated they're not remaking
by Exeter
Nov 18th, 2006
03:21:55 PM
Er British Directors Dasher?
by Mickey The Idiot
Nov 18th, 2006
03:50:07 PM
and why did I type 'week'
by Mickey The Idiot
Nov 18th, 2006
03:51:58 PM
Good movie.
by TomBodet
Nov 18th, 2006
03:54:08 PM
I had very high expectations
by caltsoudas
Nov 18th, 2006
04:01:11 PM
Yeah I saw Richard Branson--
by TomBodet
Nov 18th, 2006
04:04:00 PM
2 1/2 hour Ford commercial...
by Christopher3
Nov 18th, 2006
05:31:52 PM
Heh.
by Zarles
Nov 18th, 2006
05:44:11 PM
Since Harry didn't mention him...
by OBSD
Nov 18th, 2006
06:30:05 PM
Once the new car smell wears off...
by Batutta
Nov 18th, 2006
06:59:36 PM
reason why LeChiffre acted SPECTREish *BOND 22 SPOILER*
by Exeter
Nov 18th, 2006
08:08:48 PM
Sick of people not getting it
by EnglishmanAbroad
Nov 18th, 2006
08:09:31 PM
Defending Moore
by EnglishmanAbroad
Nov 18th, 2006
08:11:37 PM
Roger Moore was great.
by TomBodet
Nov 18th, 2006
08:48:40 PM
Just read what Rollo Tomasi666 said
by F69
Nov 18th, 2006
09:03:03 PM
From the people who brought you...
by Aragorn II
Nov 18th, 2006
09:04:28 PM
DAMN YOU, FANDANGO!!
by StarBlitzer
Nov 18th, 2006
09:11:32 PM
Never seen the original
by StarBlitzer
Nov 18th, 2006
09:12:57 PM
Good review harry...
by iKon
Nov 18th, 2006
09:48:44 PM
But does he have a regenerating hymen?
by Add to Friends
Nov 18th, 2006
09:54:36 PM
Why did Vesper kill herself?
by LonelyComic33
Nov 18th, 2006
11:04:31 PM
Rollo Tomasi666 = douchebag
by WhoDis
Nov 18th, 2006
11:27:28 PM
Question for Exeter (or anyone who can answer it!)
by YackBacker
Nov 18th, 2006
11:35:42 PM
Brilliant
by Rainbow Cotton
Nov 19th, 2006
02:52:54 AM
I aasumed he owns SPECTRE and Blofeld characters
by Exeter
Nov 19th, 2006
03:57:08 AM
Snuffles - People loved Bond because
by HardDetective
Nov 19th, 2006
04:55:16 AM
Dancing girls in the title sequence (or lack thereof)
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
05:47:13 AM
You guys gotta take it easy with deleting posts
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
06:56:18 AM
Easily the BEST Bond.
by performingmonkey
Nov 19th, 2006
07:15:51 AM
Reboot schmiboot
by Anakin Whoopass
Nov 19th, 2006
07:46:35 AM
Bad ass movie. Loved it.
by Russman
Nov 19th, 2006
08:06:35 AM
Connery Who?
by SkiBum
Nov 19th, 2006
08:51:33 AM
I liked it a lot
by BizarroJerry
Nov 19th, 2006
09:41:36 AM
Why no Q?
by Thundercats73
Nov 19th, 2006
10:43:45 AM
MORI, TOP RAMEN PHIL IS SPAMMING AICN AGAIN
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
11:15:48 AM
BRANDON COLEMAN!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 19th, 2006
11:21:53 AM
every actor brings something different to bond
by emeraldboy
Nov 19th, 2006
11:33:27 AM
here are your chinese students killing eachother harry
by funnyhat
Nov 19th, 2006
12:21:38 PM
Top Ramen Phil - RE: "Yackbacker the tattletale..."
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 19th, 2006
12:22:16 PM
Daniel craig looks like a monkey...
by dundundles
Nov 19th, 2006
12:23:38 PM
FOOKING SWEET ASS MOVIE!!!! CRAIG IZ DA MAN!!!
by alucardvsdracula
Nov 19th, 2006
01:14:21 PM
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P. P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S
by performingmonkey
Nov 19th, 2006
01:15:20 PM
Perfectly Formed Owls
by bhu987us
Nov 19th, 2006
01:50:55 PM
Remember
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 19th, 2006
02:48:46 PM
do my eyes deceive me...
by torpor_haze
Nov 19th, 2006
03:13:53 PM
YOUR CIVIC DUTY AS A BOND FAN!!
by Tai_Pan
Nov 19th, 2006
03:34:31 PM
Fuck Richard Branson! Did anyone notice ALESSANDRA
by Jackson Healy
Nov 19th, 2006
03:47:00 PM
I am seeing it tommorow
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 19th, 2006
04:16:39 PM
be like BOND and use any method to help CR over penguin
by Exeter
Nov 19th, 2006
06:02:49 PM
The Best Bond Ever
by WoodyStiffer
Nov 19th, 2006
06:38:37 PM
No hyperbole here
by thecheesegrommit
Nov 19th, 2006
07:14:34 PM
spelling
by thecheesegrommit
Nov 19th, 2006
07:16:35 PM
happy feet is the number one fucking movie!
by jig98
Nov 19th, 2006
09:39:21 PM
Go back to math class jig78!
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
09:39:28 PM
And as for per-screen average
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
09:40:02 PM
err, not jig78, jig98
by YackBacker
Nov 19th, 2006
09:40:48 PM
One of the best Bond flicks ever.
by LordTwinkie
Nov 19th, 2006
10:23:23 PM
retraction of takeshi hope - more like clint eastwood
by JRKerr
Nov 19th, 2006
11:47:01 PM
Best Bond in years.
by DarthVerbalKint
Nov 20th, 2006
12:32:20 AM
By the way, MNG
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2006
03:49:47 AM
LordTwinkle, SPECTRE was invented for the filmss
by Exeter
Nov 20th, 2006
04:03:21 AM
OHMSS
by Trader Groucho 2
Nov 20th, 2006
04:43:04 AM
I still wouldn't mind seeing a couple gadgets...
by WONKABAR
Nov 20th, 2006
04:57:14 AM
errr...NO invisible cars etc.
by WONKABAR
Nov 20th, 2006
04:58:54 AM
Not Bond
by Ed Okin
Nov 20th, 2006
08:52:32 AM
I guess Harry...
by abominate
Nov 20th, 2006
09:03:28 AM
Dude_Gimme_Tabs
by abominate
Nov 20th, 2006
09:16:37 AM
Bloody loved it!
by Cat_Corporation
Nov 20th, 2006
09:36:03 AM
RE:abominate + other continuity people.
by Wololo
Nov 20th, 2006
09:51:18 AM
lamest headline ever
by StovetopStuffin'
Nov 20th, 2006
10:52:52 AM
Exeter, the name is Twinkie, Lord Twinkie not TwinkLe
by LordTwinkie
Nov 20th, 2006
11:43:05 AM
Ed Okin
by LordTwinkie
Nov 20th, 2006
11:50:29 AM
YackBacker
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 20th, 2006
12:03:02 PM
Felix Leiter- Super Agent
by batjac
Nov 20th, 2006
12:15:32 PM
batjac
by LordTwinkie
Nov 20th, 2006
12:41:55 PM
Trader Groucho: OHMSS is "generally considered worst"?
by SpyGuy
Nov 20th, 2006
01:09:57 PM
Re: OHMSS
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2006
01:45:44 PM
Dalton Is Underappreaciated As Bond
by kalel6000
Nov 20th, 2006
01:57:48 PM
To Shermdawg
by Xanther
Nov 20th, 2006
02:40:05 PM
Just wonderful
by David Frames
Nov 20th, 2006
03:06:25 PM
kalel6000, agreed
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2006
03:19:53 PM
James Bond and Godzilla
by toadkillerdog
Nov 20th, 2006
03:41:19 PM
WEEKEND ACTUALS ARE OUT: Bond #2 by a $700K gap
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2006
03:44:05 PM
Craig IS the new McQueen
by NoHubris
Nov 20th, 2006
04:52:48 PM
Bond TOTALLY had time to shag Eva Green!
by StarBlitzer
Nov 20th, 2006
06:03:40 PM
LordTwinkie, the i and l gets tough to distinguish at 2
by Exeter
Nov 20th, 2006
08:19:52 PM
Bond continuity/multiple-Bond theory
by Exeter
Nov 20th, 2006
09:16:53 PM
BOURNE APPROACH TO BOND
by snakecharmer
Nov 21st, 2006
12:19:51 AM
fuck bourne
by Exeter
Nov 21st, 2006
02:16:45 AM
How do Japanese schoolkids fit in to this film?
by scrumdiddly
Nov 21st, 2006
03:56:52 AM
Stop fucking abbreviating Bond titles Exeter!
by scrumdiddly
Nov 21st, 2006
03:59:14 AM
Daniel Graig as.. Jack Bauer
by omon ra
Nov 21st, 2006
07:33:06 AM
Good
by Fortunesfool
Nov 21st, 2006
09:06:18 AM
The Bourne films are better...for motion-sickness
by SpyGuy
Nov 21st, 2006
09:24:23 AM
Cheerz YackBacker
by kalel6000
Nov 21st, 2006
09:39:30 AM
The best Bond? The Man With The Golden Arm
by Kentucky Colonel
Nov 21st, 2006
03:09:14 PM
I WAS SAYING THAT BOURNE WAS BETTER IN TONE.
by snakecharmer
Nov 21st, 2006
03:22:49 PM
The best Bond theme?
by Kentucky Colonel
Nov 21st, 2006
03:23:28 PM
Bond themes
by NoHubris
Nov 21st, 2006
04:21:45 PM
Don't mean to get offtopic, but...
by TheRevengeOfBayouWilly
Nov 21st, 2006
05:19:50 PM
Best Bond in years
by Jack Burton
Nov 21st, 2006
06:11:33 PM
Go back to Ian Fleming's novels
by jrizal
Nov 21st, 2006
08:07:54 PM
Brosnan is also 53 years old..
by Jugs
Nov 22nd, 2006
01:10:05 AM
Ok, just gotta say this...
by Mithril
Nov 22nd, 2006
03:36:37 AM
Romance was painful
by Scanain
Nov 22nd, 2006
07:11:09 AM
What did you think of this film? Tell it to the radio!
by The Tao of Joe
Nov 22nd, 2006
10:31:49 PM
What did you think? Tell it to the radio!!!
by The Tao of Joe
Nov 22nd, 2006
10:33:39 PM
The worst James Bond movie ever made.
by kabong
Nov 23rd, 2006
09:43:58 PM
The best James Bond movie ever made
by Wazoo
Nov 24th, 2006
07:12:18 AM
Sorry kabong...
by Forestal
Nov 24th, 2006
01:15:32 PM
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
by Ultron ver 2.0
Nov 25th, 2006
10:44:02 AM
I bet all the anti Craig people feel silly right now
by DARTH VOODOO
Nov 25th, 2006
10:45:21 AM
Joygasms!
by SPECTRE Agent
Nov 25th, 2006
11:59:22 AM
I was watching tomorrow never dies last night
by emeraldboy
Nov 26th, 2006
05:45:32 AM
the seashell at the end
by antonphd
Nov 26th, 2006
07:06:33 AM
why was Bond going to see Lechief before stair fight?
by SantiagoAtez
Nov 26th, 2006
10:17:19 AM
I rewatched TND as well
by Rainbow Cotton
Nov 26th, 2006
01:09:16 PM
To answer your question, SantiagoAtez
by Manatee
Nov 26th, 2006
03:49:25 PM
Hey Manatee...
by cornponious
Nov 26th, 2006
04:10:56 PM
Why do you like this POS?
by kabong
Nov 26th, 2006
09:58:30 PM
no Manatee
by SantiagoAtez
Nov 27th, 2006
07:01:28 AM
SPOILERS QUOTE: "The bitch is..."
by SantiagoAtez
Nov 27th, 2006
10:19:12 AM
Bond is Back...
by idahomer
Nov 27th, 2006
11:21:09 AM
Bondfest on TV...
by idahomer
Nov 27th, 2006
11:28:51 AM
antonphd - the seashell
by Cat_Corporation
Nov 27th, 2006
04:12:21 PM
a trilogy, Idahomer?
by SantiagoAtez
Nov 27th, 2006
05:16:55 PM
One possibility SantiagoAtez
by Wazoo
Nov 27th, 2006
06:24:36 PM
Didn't just receive gun from M
by Wazoo
Nov 27th, 2006
06:30:30 PM
Kicked "copious amounts of ass" indeed.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 27th, 2006
09:26:13 PM
RE: One possibility SantiagoAtez
by SantiagoAtez
Nov 28th, 2006
01:33:18 PM
Not a true trilogy, maybe...
by idahomer
Nov 29th, 2006
11:30:29 AM
emeraldboy and British tax breaks...
by lynxpro
Nov 29th, 2006
05:34:47 PM
never Spielberg...
by lynxpro
Nov 29th, 2006
05:36:18 PM
Haven't seen it yet...
by Fugazi32
Nov 30th, 2006
03:51:50 AM
Completely over-rated tosh
by peter skellen
Nov 30th, 2006
04:45:14 PM
What a great contribution to the thread Porky
by peter skellen
Dec 1st, 2006
11:47:45 AM
My tuppence worth
by BenBraddock
Dec 2nd, 2006
04:11:47 AM
Mr.White *SPOILER*
by BenBraddock
Dec 2nd, 2006
04:18:52 AM
Had to keep White alive...
by Wazoo
Dec 3rd, 2006
08:03:13 PM
Ridley Scott for Bond
by Wazoo
Dec 3rd, 2006
10:38:48 PM
I liked it when he got out
by arghhhhhhhh
Dec 5th, 2006
10:47:48 AM
And some little girls in the audience are crying
by kabong
Dec 6th, 2006
05:04:48 PM
I've heard the corpses from Body Worlds cameo
by Nadine_Cross
Dec 8th, 2006
08:22:07 PM
ENGLAND PREVAILS
by DOGSOUP
Dec 12th, 2006
05:05:35 PM
Brosnan movies
by jtp8000
Jan 19th, 2007
08:04:38 AM
Craig > Connery > Dalton > Brosnan > Moore
by just pillow talk
Jan 30th, 2007
02:24:39 PM
Dalton>Connery>Lazenby>Moore>C raig>Brosnan
by Mr. Charmand Grimloch
Feb 4th, 2007
02:47:10 PM
What are you drinking????
by The_Jack_Sack
Feb 5th, 2007
12:37:09 PM
And Zoran was the #1 Villian
by The_Jack_Sack
Feb 5th, 2007
12:49:27 PM
let's all agree brosnan was the worst
by Prossor
Feb 19th, 2007
03:02:33 AM
2nd choice my ass Dalton was supposed to replace CONNER
by Prossor
Feb 19th, 2007
03:21:22 AM
great!
by Monica
Feb 28th, 2007
12:10:17 AM
high Monica!
by just pillow talk
Mar 2nd, 2007
07:15:59 AM
I am last!
by Quintus_Arrius
Mar 6th, 2007
05:05:54 AM
for one day
by just pillow talk
Mar 7th, 2007
06:45:01 AM
Ha...
by Quintus_Arrius
Mar 9th, 2007
10:24:15 PM
seen it. stole it
by council estate scumbag
Mar 14th, 2007
05:23:05 AM
not so fast...
by just pillow talk
Mar 14th, 2007
01:41:16 PM
Whaaa??
by Orcus
Mar 15th, 2007
08:23:43 AM
a boatload of fun
by just pillow talk
Mar 15th, 2007
08:26:58 AM
Anyone notice interesting use of back projection?
by JimmyLoneWolf
Mar 23rd, 2007
09:07:46 PM
agree completely Jimmy...
by just pillow talk
Mar 26th, 2007
08:42:19 AM
Finally caught up with this on DVD and it sucked bad.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Mar 30th, 2007
03:47:42 PM
you're nuts dude
by just pillow talk
Mar 31st, 2007
10:44:28 PM
a question for ExcaliburFfolkes would be:
by just pillow talk
Apr 12th, 2007
02:12:05 PM
Alba hating fools!
by Quintus_Arrius
May 16th, 2007
07:35:14 AM
Orcus luvs Alba
by Orcus
May 17th, 2007
02:43:25 PM
no one hates Alba who posts last on this thread...
by just pillow talk
May 18th, 2007
03:14:31 PM
You tell him just pillow talk
by Orcus
May 18th, 2007
04:35:48 PM
just pillow talk: Infact, I love Alba too
by Quintus_Arrius
May 20th, 2007
03:18:33 PM
where are you going?
by just pillow talk
May 21st, 2007
10:17:52 AM
Quintus and I are heading over to the Zone
by Orcus
May 22nd, 2007
02:32:11 PM
the zone scares me....
by just pillow talk
May 23rd, 2007
07:43:34 AM
Granted...
by Orcus
May 23rd, 2007
02:42:45 PM
i'm actually registered...
by just pillow talk
May 24th, 2007
07:15:50 AM
I thank ye fer the support JPT
by Orcus
May 24th, 2007
03:01:25 PM
anytime Orcus...
by just pillow talk
May 25th, 2007
08:48:59 AM
In honor of today...
by Orcus
May 25th, 2007
04:01:50 PM
Ghengis misses the real Star Wars...
by just pillow talk
May 29th, 2007
07:41:31 AM
stop posting that shit
by just pillow talk
Jun 7th, 2007
01:14:21 PM
Yeah, he's all over the place...
by Orcus
Jun 8th, 2007
09:10:17 AM
yeah, I've done it once too Orcus...
by just pillow talk
Jun 10th, 2007
08:02:08 PM
You

will

be

banned
by just pillow talk

Jun 10th, 2007
08:02:52 PM
Have you tried..
by Orcus
Jun 12th, 2007
03:05:08 PM
I think the bastard was banned...
by just pillow talk
Jun 13th, 2007
11:35:57 AM
He's lurking elsewhere...
by Orcus
Jun 14th, 2007
09:44:06 AM
hmmm...well, he's not as bold as Gabriel dude...
by just pillow talk
Jun 15th, 2007
07:20:50 AM
This is something we REALLY should discuss in the Zone.
by Orcus
Jun 15th, 2007
09:18:04 AM
Oh...
by Orcus
Jun 15th, 2007
09:18:39 AM
You know I'm against the Zone...
by just pillow talk
Jun 18th, 2007
07:31:25 AM
Fair enough about the Zone.
by Orcus
Jun 18th, 2007
09:37:32 AM
gee, I'll shed a tear for the spammer...
by just pillow talk
Jun 18th, 2007
01:37:50 PM
Well..
by Orcus
Jun 18th, 2007
02:50:05 PM
ah, I see...
by just pillow talk
Jun 19th, 2007
07:33:10 AM
Looks like the clean up is still in process
by Orcus
Jun 19th, 2007
09:23:44 AM
clean-up in aisle seven...
by just pillow talk
Jun 19th, 2007
11:27:16 AM
Wow! it's still going on!
by Orcus
Jun 20th, 2007
09:38:47 AM
so is the hate for DH4!
by just pillow talk
Jun 21st, 2007
08:13:38 AM
They're still going to town on Spam Guy
by Orcus
Jun 21st, 2007
10:35:32 AM
I don't think I can Orcus...
by just pillow talk
Jun 21st, 2007
11:27:35 AM
Which link are you referring to?
by Orcus
Jun 21st, 2007
12:05:48 PM
I can't get into the Die Flaccid TB now...
by just pillow talk
Jun 22nd, 2007
10:12:55 AM
Works for me...
by Orcus
Jun 22nd, 2007
11:10:37 AM
aaahhh...the 'search' engine is all screwy for me
by just pillow talk
Jun 22nd, 2007
12:12:44 PM
Spam guy is back
by Orcus
Jun 23rd, 2007
12:26:33 PM
go away you drippy whore
by just pillow talk
Jun 25th, 2007
06:43:01 AM
I see the cloaking bug got fixed
by Orcus
Jun 25th, 2007
09:08:13 AM
Dude, I sent you a PM
by Orcus
Jun 25th, 2007
10:27:01 AM
the water was chilly...
by just pillow talk
Jun 25th, 2007
11:55:20 AM
No prob, BTW, what happened in thread 974
by Orcus
Jun 25th, 2007
12:57:11 PM
sounds like a movie
by just pillow talk
Jun 25th, 2007
01:54:19 PM
Hey! A new Spam guy
by Orcus
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:33:40 PM
Uh oh, the spam guy is back
by Orcus
Jul 13th, 2007
09:07:38 AM
Now he as 3 ID's!
by Orcus
Jul 13th, 2007
09:15:27 AM
damn spammers...and JettL93 is just as bad
by just pillow talk
Jul 13th, 2007
08:55:18 PM
Jettl93 got banned?
by Orcus
Jul 16th, 2007
09:36:54 AM
he did? that's great if he did
by just pillow talk
Jul 16th, 2007
11:25:56 AM
DAMN YOU SPAM GUY!
by Orcus
Aug 13th, 2007
08:00:31 AM
yo Orcus...how goes it?
by just pillow talk
Aug 22nd, 2007
10:59:46 AM
damn you spammer bitch
by just pillow talk
Aug 31st, 2007
09:24:31 PM
Oi vey, Orcus is back. For a bit at least
by Orcus
Sep 5th, 2007
04:44:39 PM
And just in case anyone asks...
by Orcus
Sep 5th, 2007
04:45:57 PM
tis been very quiet in the past during your hiatus
by just pillow talk
Sep 10th, 2007
11:55:28 AM
Actually, it's...........
by Orcus
Sep 11th, 2007
11:01:04 AM
oops...sorry about that...
by just pillow talk
Sep 11th, 2007
11:26:06 AM
Papa Orcus got...
by Orcus
Sep 18th, 2007
12:31:53 PM
hah! this is why I'm builing an Ion Cannon
by just pillow talk
Sep 18th, 2007
12:49:19 PM
You can tell when something is up...
by Orcus
Sep 21st, 2007
11:03:36 AM
which is why I wander into the archive halls...
by just pillow talk
Sep 25th, 2007
12:13:21 PM
I might even be revving up the ol' time machine...
by Orcus
Sep 26th, 2007
09:31:09 AM
I'm going with a diesel model...
by just pillow talk
Sep 26th, 2007
10:59:08 AM
yo Orcus...if you come back this way....
by just pillow talk
Oct 11th, 2007
07:08:37 AM
PM me in the Zone
by Orcus
Oct 11th, 2007
10:46:56 AM
Have you notices that large chunks of the archives are missing??
by Orcus
Oct 11th, 2007
10:49:47 AM
Looks like the site went through another upgrade
by Orcus
Oct 11th, 2007
08:53:10 PM
ok Orcus...
by just pillow talk
Oct 12th, 2007
06:46:28 AM
Yes
by Orcus
Oct 12th, 2007
11:14:41 AM
aaahhh...i feel whole again
by just pillow talk
Oct 12th, 2007
12:58:18 PM
The archives are in pretty bad shape.
by Orcus
Oct 13th, 2007
05:32:01 PM
HUZZAH! The archives are back!
by Orcus
Oct 16th, 2007
11:52:01 AM
interesting...I will have to go searching now...
by just pillow talk
Oct 18th, 2007
06:09:34 AM
Now here's the thing...
by Orcus
Oct 18th, 2007
08:17:27 AM
DAMN YOU SpAM GUY!
by Orcus
Oct 22nd, 2007
12:59:43 PM
douche bag has popped up in a bunch of tb's
by just pillow talk
Oct 23rd, 2007
11:30:41 AM
Well...
by Orcus
Oct 23rd, 2007
11:53:50 AM
unfortunately I haven't had too much time due to work
by just pillow talk
Oct 24th, 2007
02:44:53 PM
I've been busy studying...
by Orcus
Oct 24th, 2007
09:38:42 PM
Now I know why I stopped going topside
by Orcus
Oct 27th, 2007
09:48:18 PM
finally working again!
by just pillow talk
Nov 1st, 2007
09:43:36 AM
Well apparently there were some tech issues
by Orcus
Nov 1st, 2007
09:46:00 PM
The state of spam
by Orcus
Nov 3rd, 2007
06:51:34 AM
I contacted Mori through the zone just now...
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2007
02:18:15 PM
Been getting that blank page all day
by Orcus
Nov 6th, 2007
03:41:32 PM
I think JJ Abrams new movie is about the spammer
by just pillow talk
Nov 7th, 2007
06:17:38 AM
New spammer???
by Orcus
Dec 5th, 2007
10:31:56 AM
nah, he's no spammer
by just pillow talk
Dec 5th, 2007
10:59:49 AM
test
by Orcus
Dec 5th, 2007
11:30:04 AM
and then there was much rejoicing by Orcus...
by just pillow talk
Dec 5th, 2007
11:36:01 AM
test again
by Orcus
Dec 5th, 2007
11:38:08 AM
standard does not work. Hmmm
by Orcus
Dec 5th, 2007
11:39:24 AM
have you unleashed your knowledge upon the
by just pillow talk
Jan 7th, 2008
06:41:58 AM
Nope
by Orcus
Jan 7th, 2008
12:39:33 PM
As long as you don't
by just pillow talk
Jan 7th, 2008
12:41:59 PM
*crickets*
by thebearovingian
Apr 29th, 2008
12:13:21 AM
We used to have roaches
by Orcus
Apr 29th, 2008
07:36:56 AM
you see the size of those chickens???
by just pillow talk
Jun 3rd, 2008
07:02:15 AM
Hey welcome back
by Orcus
Jun 3rd, 2008
07:45:19 AM
the ending is the beginning is the ending
by just pillow talk
Jun 12th, 2008
07:26:30 AM
FREE XIPHOS!
by just pillow talk
Jun 19th, 2008
11:24:59 AM
With purchase of a 16oz Drink
by Orcus
Jun 20th, 2008
09:58:08 AM
and a #2 pencil to stab shitheels with
by just pillow talk
Jun 20th, 2008
10:24:02 AM
this movie was fucking awful
by Prossor
Aug 25th, 2008
05:10:21 PM
Yeah so?
by Orcus
Aug 26th, 2008
07:21:19 AM

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