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Jack Palance is gone... Harry's farewell

Hey folks, Harry here... I was just in the process of programming the vintage section of OctoButt-Numb-A-Thon when I see... JACK PALANCE died. OUCH!

Dad was telling me earlier this morning how he'd been watching HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, and how great Palance was as Pigeon Lane... just 45 minutes before I saw this news. For me, Palance will always be Jack Wilson - that bastard arrogant sonofabitch from SHANE... scary as all hell and homicidal. I don't think that's how Jack would like to be remembered, but I can't help it. I shut my eyes and that's how I see him.

Wish I could say I saw him as Gil Walker from FLIGHT TO TANGIER, but I can't. I see Jack Palance as Toriano from ARROWHEAD - a noble warrior fighting to not move from the reservation... and mostly - I see Palance as Raza.... Jesus Raza from THE PROFESSIONALS - where he played the greatest Mexican this side of Wallace Beery.

Most of my generation thinks of Palance from CITY SLICKERS or Tim Burton's BATMAN... but I was raised watching a lot of his fifties work in films like I DIED A THOUSAND TIMES, THE SILVER CHALICE or THE BIG KNIFE. 3 very different films for him.

A friend of my father's was once dosed on psychedelic mushrooms while watching Palance's DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE and thought he was going insane. Having watched that film straight, I'd agree... it is an insane, but powerfully memorable performance.

I think many of us will remember his one armed push-ups on the stage of the Academy Awards when he won for CITY SLICKERS. Me - I'll remember him acting up a storm opposite Burt Lancaster in THE PROFESSIONALS... there in that canyon. Two old friends - set on killing each other - remembering when it didn't have to be that way.

Palance was a man that it looked like he was carved of clay by the gods of old. His type isn't around these days - he will be missed.

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RIP Jack.
by DoodlyDingDongTickTock
Nov 10th, 2006
04:56:13 PM
A sad day
by NudeandAroused
Nov 10th, 2006
04:56:18 PM
I shit biggern' you
by PornKing
Nov 10th, 2006
04:57:28 PM
Holy shit!
by Doomius 2.0
Nov 10th, 2006
05:01:20 PM
actually, i always think of him in Batman
by triplefive
Nov 10th, 2006
05:07:56 PM
PICK UP THE GUN...
by WISEBLOOD
Nov 10th, 2006
05:10:04 PM
AND...
by WISEBLOOD
Nov 10th, 2006
05:11:27 PM
Jack Attack!
by future help
Nov 10th, 2006
05:11:29 PM
when will we git more DETHKLOK?
by future help
Nov 10th, 2006
05:13:58 PM
Greatest movie Dracula ever...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 10th, 2006
05:17:43 PM
A Real Shame
by CallMeX
Nov 10th, 2006
05:17:51 PM
GERALD LEVERT
by WISEBLOOD
Nov 10th, 2006
05:18:28 PM
You all saw...... He had a gun.
by Kizeesh
Nov 10th, 2006
05:18:40 PM
Remember...you are my number one guy.
by Cletus Van Damme
Nov 10th, 2006
05:23:43 PM
You will be missed Jack, believe it or not! :(
by Jeebs
Nov 10th, 2006
05:37:12 PM
Believe it....or not!
by thecomedian
Nov 10th, 2006
05:38:58 PM
obit notice
by monorail77
Nov 10th, 2006
05:44:31 PM
Mano Y Mano... Colt 45.
by mr. brownstone
Nov 10th, 2006
05:47:40 PM
Fucking bummer
by WONKABAR
Nov 10th, 2006
05:48:21 PM
The Vader mask I mean
by WONKABAR
Nov 10th, 2006
05:52:02 PM
Panic In the Streets
by banbury
Nov 10th, 2006
06:03:06 PM
I am not kidding...
by benito
Nov 10th, 2006
06:07:56 PM
Thought he would live forever
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 10th, 2006
06:09:59 PM
the end of an era...
by Flux_brown
Nov 10th, 2006
06:15:05 PM
never thought we woud get to this point
by Flux_brown
Nov 10th, 2006
06:22:01 PM
My mom quoted his cologne commercials all the time.
by Shermdawg
Nov 10th, 2006
06:27:51 PM
Mr Palance
by MrJJonz
Nov 10th, 2006
06:29:00 PM
Cause, Jack, YOU are my NUMBAH ONE AhhGUYYYY
by modlight
Nov 10th, 2006
06:29:34 PM
One of a Kind
by msspurlock
Nov 10th, 2006
06:31:24 PM
The Underrated Jack Palance
by Black Satin 2
Nov 10th, 2006
06:31:27 PM
A Bright Spot In An Otherwise Bad Movie...
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 10th, 2006
06:38:44 PM
Contempt
by SnakesOnABicycle
Nov 10th, 2006
06:44:38 PM
wow, this qualifies
by Greased Deaf Guy
Nov 10th, 2006
06:46:49 PM
You're not alone
by Alientoast
Nov 10th, 2006
06:46:54 PM
Aqua...
by SnakesOnABicycle
Nov 10th, 2006
06:47:57 PM
His performance in Shane is one of...
by Alonzo Mosely
Nov 10th, 2006
06:49:06 PM
Believe it...or not.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 10th, 2006
06:51:21 PM
Jack Palance and Bill Hicks
by tiredpm
Nov 10th, 2006
07:00:11 PM
Dan Curtis' Dracula and Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
by Uncapie
Nov 10th, 2006
07:00:27 PM
I loved Palance on Ripley's...
by Anti-fanboy
Nov 10th, 2006
07:02:19 PM
MST3K
by BeeDub
Nov 10th, 2006
07:39:09 PM
he earned that face
by repligin
Nov 10th, 2006
07:53:34 PM
Dang
by georges garvaren
Nov 10th, 2006
08:06:55 PM
lost three great people this week
by mikey mike
Nov 10th, 2006
08:16:27 PM
Sad News. Sad News Indeed.
by Cigar2
Nov 10th, 2006
08:28:29 PM
he was great in contempt
by reckni
Nov 10th, 2006
08:30:17 PM
OH NO...
by andyny29
Nov 10th, 2006
08:30:54 PM
He Even Made Jack Nicholson...
by DarthMusashi2112
Nov 10th, 2006
08:54:26 PM
One of my all-time faves...
by workshed
Nov 10th, 2006
08:57:34 PM
umm....was that a time travelling B-52 in WWII replign?
by davywankenobi
Nov 10th, 2006
09:04:44 PM
Damn you God!
by The Dum Guy
Nov 10th, 2006
09:12:12 PM
Fucking fantastic eulogy, El Grande Rojo
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 10th, 2006
09:16:05 PM
Loved him Buck Rogers
by S-Mart shopper
Nov 10th, 2006
09:25:10 PM
Requiem For a Heavyweight...
by NNNOOO!!!
Nov 10th, 2006
09:34:21 PM
so sad when wealthy octogenarians die
by drstinkfinger
Nov 10th, 2006
09:48:00 PM
May he rest in peace
by Darth Thoth
Nov 10th, 2006
10:05:46 PM
Not to mention Gerald Levert
by Darth Thoth
Nov 10th, 2006
10:07:25 PM
RIP: You will be missed
by JimmyLoneWolf
Nov 10th, 2006
10:19:17 PM
Buck Rogers
by Itchy
Nov 10th, 2006
11:09:00 PM
Harry goes to imdb and grieves
by WolfmanNards
Nov 11th, 2006
12:02:45 AM
Oh yeah...
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 11th, 2006
12:41:06 AM
Oh yeah...
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 11th, 2006
12:42:52 AM
Geez
by streakerfreak1983
Nov 11th, 2006
12:43:49 AM
RIP
by Boba Fat
Nov 11th, 2006
02:30:37 AM
The Professionals
by CuervoJones
Nov 11th, 2006
05:45:29 AM
Flux_brown...
by KabutoKoji
Nov 11th, 2006
06:46:52 AM
The Professionals - Jesus Raza
by CuervoJones
Nov 11th, 2006
07:39:05 AM
He was still alive? I thought he died years ago.
by minderbinder
Nov 11th, 2006
07:41:03 AM
Jack Palance = One Tough MOFO
by Mr Incredible
Nov 11th, 2006
09:06:36 AM
Don't forget you lucky deck...
by jasper Stillwell
Nov 11th, 2006
12:00:44 PM
RIP Jack
by AngelCordy
Nov 11th, 2006
12:34:16 PM
Watch ATTACK! for the best Palance performance
by Grinning White Skull
Nov 11th, 2006
12:54:36 PM
The one armed push ups stopped this morning at least
by matrix_sux
Nov 11th, 2006
01:10:24 PM
The man ate bacon at every meal.....
by Archduke_Chocula
Nov 11th, 2006
01:37:11 PM
Jack is dead my friend.
by Dr. Tongue
Nov 11th, 2006
03:42:24 PM
RIP JACK, BUT...
by ninjatracksuit
Nov 11th, 2006
04:39:52 PM
Afraid Of Horses?
by MajorMajor
Nov 11th, 2006
10:33:12 PM
so does this mean Billy Crystal will host the Oscars
by smackfu
Nov 12th, 2006
10:48:42 PM

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