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Hey, Let’s Make A Sequel To An Artistic & Commercial Failure!! A Boll-O-Riffic BLOODRAYNE 2 Is Coming!!
Merrick here...
How can money be spent on shit like this – when there are so many creative people out there struggling to catch a break? When there are so many pet projects which established directors/producers can’t get off the ground? When there are so many animals in need of homes…so many children dying in Africa…so many DVDs and video games I still want to buy? If Earth were scorched by gamma rays tomorrow, or pulverized by a rogue asteroid next month, are Uwe Boll movies the way we would want to be remembered?
Empire Online is reporting that the infamous Uwe Boll will return to direct a BLOODRAYNE sequel, which finds a re-cast Rayne battling vampires in the Old West.
The first BLOODRAYNE made around $3.5 million globally & cost about $25 million to produce. So, bankrolling a sequel makes a lot of sense (sarcasm). It's astounding...whoever is financing this must have something better to do with their money, no? Saving it might be a good start; wiping their ass with it would also be a better option than this.
From the article:
"I’m excited to do a sequel to BloodRayne and this time in the Wild West. I'm a big fan of Sergio Leone and John Ford," Boll said in a statement.
…then unleash in the Talkbacks below!!!
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Reader Talkback
Boll is better then Sex by georges garvaren | Nov 7th, 2006 11:55:27 AM | First by decfx | Nov 7th, 2006 11:55:31 AM | Boll STAYS..!!! by havocSchultz | Nov 7th, 2006 11:56:23 AM | Ugh. by Ellipsian | Nov 7th, 2006 11:57:04 AM | What the fuck? by PwnedByStallone | Nov 7th, 2006 12:00:03 PM | Damn you Michael Bay by tompiltoff | Nov 7th, 2006 12:00:56 PM | It's those bloody Germans by georges garvaren | Nov 7th, 2006 12:02:15 PM | Bloodrayne was awful, but very
watchable. by Some Dude | Nov 7th, 2006 12:02:53 PM | the plague that is the Boll... by darth sars | Nov 7th, 2006 12:04:21 PM | Where is the money for this
coming from? by jimmy_009 | Nov 7th, 2006 12:09:29 PM | "Read More!!!"?? by Gorrister | Nov 7th, 2006 12:09:35 PM | Boll is.... by Lost Prophet | Nov 7th, 2006 12:09:51 PM | I look forward to seeing the
same article heading ... by chrth | Nov 7th, 2006 12:10:44 PM | i'll watch it. by The Ghost of Marcus Brody | Nov 7th, 2006 12:11:35 PM | We're all fans by Boba Fat | Nov 7th, 2006 12:12:05 PM | something to do with tax
breaks ? by ScaryJim | Nov 7th, 2006 12:14:42 PM | stupid foreign investors by triplefive | Nov 7th, 2006 12:15:31 PM | I'm just impressed... by tile_mcgillus | Nov 7th, 2006 12:15:41 PM | The second game was shit, as
well!!! by James_O'Nasty | Nov 7th, 2006 12:15:56 PM | So money is poured into a
sequel to a flop by Johnno | Nov 7th, 2006 12:17:00 PM | what?!? WHAT?!? HOWWWWWW?!?! by godzillasushi | Nov 7th, 2006 12:19:26 PM | WELL by THE KNIGHT | Nov 7th, 2006 12:22:52 PM | EPIPHANY! I figured it out!!! by Nodwick | Nov 7th, 2006 12:25:02 PM | Oh, come on... by Porcoddena | Nov 7th, 2006 12:25:28 PM | How is this happening? by DanielKurland | Nov 7th, 2006 12:29:31 PM | Hasn't Harry... by Boba Fat | Nov 7th, 2006 12:33:00 PM | Uwe Boll's Tetris: The Movie by Spandau Belly | Nov 7th, 2006 12:33:19 PM | Gah by Chilli815 | Nov 7th, 2006 12:35:38 PM | The money comes from Europe...
and probably terrorism by modlight | Nov 7th, 2006 12:36:11 PM | ASSASINATION...ITS THE ONLY
WAY TO BE SURE by 1GAZZA | Nov 7th, 2006 12:39:40 PM | I've never seen any Boll
movie. by Gilkuliehe | Nov 7th, 2006 12:41:40 PM | I'm no fan of Boll but.. by The Funketeer | Nov 7th, 2006 12:43:15 PM | How he does it... by idahomer | Nov 7th, 2006 12:43:50 PM | Why is he avoiding the Nazis? by Dannychico | Nov 7th, 2006 12:49:15 PM | Ze Germans by jeah | Nov 7th, 2006 12:49:45 PM | HAHHA idahomer... so
basically, its The Producers by modlight | Nov 7th, 2006 12:50:54 PM | The trailers to a Boll movie
tells everything... by tile_mcgillus | Nov 7th, 2006 12:52:20 PM | Come on admit it... by Lucasblows | Nov 7th, 2006 01:12:43 PM | When was the last time a niche
film got mentioned on by emeraldboy | Nov 7th, 2006 01:25:21 PM | He's a big fan of Ford
alright... by FilmCritic3000 | Nov 7th, 2006 01:32:10 PM | Can't believe none of you
understand... by TBelich | Nov 7th, 2006 01:35:53 PM | a brush with Boll by Spandau Belly | Nov 7th, 2006 01:38:50 PM | Careful fella's... by beefywhore | Nov 7th, 2006 01:42:24 PM | Chilli815 by godzillasushi | Nov 7th, 2006 01:45:23 PM | Heh...Boll wins again. by Childe Roland | Nov 7th, 2006 01:52:05 PM | BOTCHED JOKE!! by JimmyLoneWolf | Nov 7th, 2006 02:13:02 PM | I can't believe people didn't
jump down my throat by chrth | Nov 7th, 2006 02:25:51 PM | godzillasushi/Chirt by Chilli815 | Nov 7th, 2006 02:37:13 PM | Ruining the Games by dundundles | Nov 7th, 2006 02:40:18 PM | Well I disagree with your
first comment by godzillasushi | Nov 7th, 2006 02:48:56 PM | I'm sorry, but... by rbatty024 | Nov 7th, 2006 03:02:13 PM | Hulk Hogan as the Baddie by Bob_Loblaw_Jr | Nov 7th, 2006 03:10:57 PM | Take off and NUKE THE STUDIO
from orbit ... by Corwin_X2 | Nov 7th, 2006 03:16:02 PM | He`s using cursed Rhinegold by Wyrdy the Gerbil | Nov 7th, 2006 03:19:47 PM | I don't understand it. by Chief Redcock | Nov 7th, 2006 03:21:21 PM | With the kind of returns the
first one made ... by Corwin_X2 | Nov 7th, 2006 03:26:42 PM | OH JESUS CHRIST by scrivener | Nov 7th, 2006 03:32:20 PM | What about... by ArtemisClydefrog | Nov 7th, 2006 03:41:12 PM | Uhghh, just, ughhh by JunoFallon | Nov 7th, 2006 03:54:22 PM | BOLL by derekfarquhar | Nov 7th, 2006 04:04:28 PM | YAAAAAY---A UWE BOLL TB!!!!! by No Talent Ass Clown | Nov 7th, 2006 04:07:32 PM | Fuck Boll! I win! by Childe Roland | Nov 7th, 2006 04:09:58 PM | hello by derekfarquhar | Nov 7th, 2006 04:16:42 PM | BUT seriously by cockrockinbeatz | Nov 7th, 2006 04:18:37 PM | bankrolled by derekfarquhar | Nov 7th, 2006 04:21:51 PM | "... A Sequel To An Artistic &
Commercial Failure!" by Mockingbird Girl | Nov 7th, 2006 04:22:17 PM | Coming Soon: Plan 9 from Outer
Space - "re-imagined" by Corwin_X2 | Nov 7th, 2006 04:35:56 PM | Will this site ever work
properly? by 3 Bag Enema | Nov 7th, 2006 04:39:24 PM | There are fimmakers with more
talent in their taint by CTU Mole | Nov 7th, 2006 04:42:56 PM | Check out Rue Morgue by micbenxyy | Nov 7th, 2006 04:56:36 PM | honestly... by fannypacoderus | Nov 7th, 2006 05:01:37 PM | Bloodrayne wasn't too bad! by CyberBeavis1326 | Nov 7th, 2006 05:02:26 PM | Ze Germans... by -=7=- | Nov 7th, 2006 05:09:50 PM | the only reason Boll is even
allowed to make films.... by W3bzpinn3r | Nov 7th, 2006 05:10:19 PM | Movies that are only good
compared to a Boll movie... by Childe Roland | Nov 7th, 2006 05:12:42 PM | "Wasn't too bad" by Phategod2 | Nov 7th, 2006 05:13:30 PM | German Money by Bruce_the_Shark | Nov 7th, 2006 05:18:46 PM | *content sigh* by UweBollocks | Nov 7th, 2006 05:41:31 PM | Uwe Boll fondled my ball
sac... by TheUglyBaby | Nov 7th, 2006 05:48:45 PM | I really like Boll's movies by Ralije | Nov 7th, 2006 05:51:15 PM | Let's face it... by CallMeX | Nov 7th, 2006 06:04:28 PM | FUCK! by alienindisguise | Nov 7th, 2006 06:09:28 PM | The Phantom Menace Rules
Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Orionsangels | Nov 7th, 2006 06:21:46 PM | The Good Doctor Boll by Mechasheeva | Nov 7th, 2006 06:25:50 PM | NooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!! by HailDaHypnoToad | Nov 7th, 2006 06:28:29 PM | NooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!! by HailDaHypnoToad | Nov 7th, 2006 06:29:05 PM | The real reason... by TheDudeinLA | Nov 7th, 2006 06:46:25 PM | *Looks left* by the_shogun_gunslinger | Nov 7th, 2006 06:47:04 PM | Nooooooooooooo by Archduke_Chocula | Nov 7th, 2006 06:48:13 PM | Whatever the reason... by MonkeyManReturns | Nov 7th, 2006 06:54:32 PM | sergio leone and john ford
come back from the dead by Nazzim O'Bazzim | Nov 7th, 2006 07:11:08 PM | Where do Boll's movie's make
money, TheDudeinLA? by CTU Mole | Nov 7th, 2006 07:42:23 PM | How bout we all challenge Boll
to a duel... by BRUTICUS | Nov 7th, 2006 07:44:19 PM | Deutsche tax shelters - $$$
only if the film bombs? by Corwin_X2 | Nov 7th, 2006 07:46:47 PM | How about funding me 500
grand........ by Doc_Strange | Nov 7th, 2006 07:47:10 PM | First Question: Who gives a
shit? by HorseApples | Nov 7th, 2006 07:56:37 PM | what have we done to deserve
this punishment by mikey mike | Nov 7th, 2006 08:24:10 PM | I don't understand all the
hatred for Boll. by rbatty024 | Nov 7th, 2006 08:35:10 PM | The whole point of his movies
is to lose money by Bazka Berzerker | Nov 7th, 2006 09:14:51 PM | My new dream by Neo Technic | Nov 7th, 2006 09:14:58 PM | Uwe Boll Raped my Video Games! by Datascream | Nov 7th, 2006 10:05:14 PM | boll sucks. obviously.
but... by JacksonsPole | Nov 7th, 2006 10:50:09 PM | Boll is better then Sex
...is what? by half vader | Nov 8th, 2006 12:05:09 AM | wtf, this motherfucker for
real? by Garetjax | Nov 8th, 2006 12:09:53 AM | Uwe should run a studio by Neo Zeed | Nov 8th, 2006 12:14:13 AM | fuck you boll, i'll fight you
RIGHT NOW by Bob C. Cock | Nov 8th, 2006 12:32:38 AM | I gaurantee Uwe Boll won't
fight me. by TokyoZ | Nov 8th, 2006 12:37:59 AM | now that i finished my
rant....... by Garetjax | Nov 8th, 2006 12:43:14 AM | now that i finished my
rant....... by Garetjax | Nov 8th, 2006 12:43:31 AM | yeah.. id box boll too.. BUT by fannypacoderus | Nov 8th, 2006 02:03:27 AM | yeah.. id box boll too.. BUT by fannypacoderus | Nov 8th, 2006 02:04:33 AM | Dear Dr. Boll by Seph_J | Nov 8th, 2006 02:14:16 AM | I can honestly say by Yellowguy21 | Nov 8th, 2006 02:26:04 AM | He needs to be ignored ... by bender7 | Nov 8th, 2006 02:28:28 AM | How wrong is it that when I
read "box boll" I thought: by chrth | Nov 8th, 2006 05:36:54 AM | It made it's money overseas by Dazzler69 | Nov 8th, 2006 06:35:23 AM | Awesome! I'm there, front row by Goatboy | Nov 8th, 2006 06:36:23 AM | Hey more nude Loken, the
better by Pipple | Nov 8th, 2006 08:33:52 AM | Only if by Purgatori | Nov 8th, 2006 09:08:01 AM | The real problem... by sarahtheburninator | Nov 8th, 2006 09:10:10 AM | NOT SOON ENOUGH!! by StarBlitzer | Nov 8th, 2006 09:32:19 AM | I'll be there! by Cablecasual | Nov 8th, 2006 09:45:51 AM | Boll is not completely stupid! by Lang The Cat | Nov 8th, 2006 10:19:21 AM | Son_of_Sam, please... by Childe Roland | Nov 8th, 2006 11:00:55 AM | I'm Rick James, Bitch! by godzillasushi | Nov 8th, 2006 11:38:46 AM | Actually im not Rick James,
Bitch! by godzillasushi | Nov 8th, 2006 11:39:52 AM | astonished by reckni | Nov 8th, 2006 12:06:17 PM | half vader by georges garvaren | Nov 8th, 2006 12:50:07 PM | Uwe Boll as actor in
Zombiegeddon? by Cruel_Kingdom | Nov 8th, 2006 01:45:24 PM | Get your facts straight guys! by ghostlight72 | Nov 8th, 2006 02:06:29 PM | The only redeeming quality of
this movie...... by Briannicus | Nov 8th, 2006 03:49:06 PM | In theaters soon... UWE BOLL'S
TAINT! by TheUglyBaby | Nov 8th, 2006 04:06:35 PM | give me douche chills by Schih Thayde | Nov 8th, 2006 04:07:13 PM | I think an apology is owed to
"Van Helsing" fans by LaDracul | Nov 8th, 2006 04:30:27 PM | Has any Brit on here ever said
"Boll-ocks"? by 'Cholera's Ghost | Nov 8th, 2006 04:32:50 PM | Re: Metalwater by onemanarmy | Nov 8th, 2006 05:25:22 PM | The only redeeming part of
Bloodrayne was...... by Doc_Strange | Nov 8th, 2006 06:20:26 PM | Bloodrayne owns Near Dark by darthbinks1220 | Nov 8th, 2006 09:19:14 PM | The only way I'll watch BR2... by onemanarmy | Nov 8th, 2006 11:55:43 PM | the way I look at this thread
is by emeraldboy | Nov 9th, 2006 05:30:36 AM | Boll is way better than sex... by StovetopStuffin' | Nov 9th, 2006 09:22:19 AM | Bloodrayne 2 is a
direct-to-video project. by FatPaul | Nov 9th, 2006 10:13:40 AM | Uwe saw The Producers at his
husband's house... by choptop | Nov 9th, 2006 12:22:44 PM | Georges, if you're still out
there by half vader | Nov 9th, 2006 11:27:18 PM |
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