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Milkshake & Fries -VS- A Laser Eyed Poodle In Ancient Egypt!! The First Minute Of The AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Movie Is Online!!

Merrick here...
It’s STARGATE mixed with McDonald’s and Kaiju, with a little dementia sprinkled on top!

BEHOLD ITS PECULIAR BEAUTY!!!


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  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:29 a.m. CST

    last

    by Westonian

    oh is this the first minute of this movie....just like you had the first four minutes of borat? Which wasnt really the first four minutes.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST

    first!

    by capt.haddock

    ?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:31 a.m. CST

    HA! THAT'S GOT ME HARDER THAN A WEEK-OLD BISCUIT!!

    by Darth Sticky

    Rocks.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:31 a.m. CST

    almost

    by capt.haddock

    this clip is bizzare even by aqua teen standards

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:38 a.m. CST

    WTF

    by DigitalDong

    Thats pure genius right there.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Well I won't...

    by MsGrim

    ...be having sex tonight, because my boyfriend is going to be too spent from jerking it to this trailer.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:46 a.m. CST

    I Know...

    by SouthSide_2010

    I'ma watch that when it comes out. Fuckin' A!!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:08 p.m. CST

    does this movie still suck?

    by triplefive

    i remember the god awful test screenings it had a few months back. Silent theatres, and what not. I love this show, so I def want a kick ass movie.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:36 p.m. CST

    It's not fair . . .

    by Chris

    a lousy minute? I want all of it. Now. Don't make me beg . . .

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Ummm...is this supposed to be a comedy?

    by Darth Bauer

    Cuz I ain't laughin' at that.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Last night's episode

    by MC Vamp

    Yeah, the whole Cancer episode was pretty terrible. It wasn't even so much offensive as just unfunny. I mean even 12 oz. Mouse was funnier Sunday, and that NEVER happens. Squidbillies has somehow found a place in my heart as #2 behind Venture Bros. now. My once-perfect Aqua Teens have fallen on hard times since the days of Love Mummy and Super Trivia. "Yes! YES!!! Oh, God, YES!!!"

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:03 p.m. CST

    This was probably a bad idea.

    by Harry Weinstein

    A show that's frequently straining to fill a fifteen minute time slot isn't going to expand well to feature length. Disastrous preview screenings with audiences predisposed to like the movie are a very bad sign. It would have been smarter to make a series of theatrical 1-reel ATHF shorts, freed from the content restrictions of Cartoon Network, and attach them to specially selected WB features.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:26 p.m. CST

    that looks not so good

    by davida4348

    I imagine it'll appear out in the March/April dead movie dumping ground. Rule of thumb: When a movie starts with a title that says "2 Million Years Ago" and then follows it with a time of day - that movie is going to suck the unfunny bone.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:55 p.m. CST

    A TALKING milkshake AND talking Burger @ fries?

    by uberman

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That is SO funny. I could watch that for 40 hours straight and NEVER get tierd of it. HAHAHAHA. WHat a hoot!!!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Handbanana was a pretty good episode

    by Fatboy Roberts

    And I'm starting to fear that was the last bullet in the chamber for this show. Everything else seems to be a dry-fire.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:47 p.m. CST

    I've adjusted my expectations for this movie...

    by Childe Roland

    ...after the first few eppys of this season. ATHF used to get me laughing to pee-force, but it seems to be just going through the motions now. Maybe I've been spoiled by Venture Bros., because even my once-beloved Family Guy doesn't do much for me anymore. I get about as many laughs out of it as I do an average episode of South Park (that is to say: more than if I'm watching the Simpsons, but less than if I'm sitting on the toilet and let out a particularly loud fart).

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Good to know it's not just me, Yack.

    by Childe Roland

    I still think it was a mistake to lose Dr. Weird. Often his schtick would still have me laughing well into an episode: "It's not different at all, is it Steve?"

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:16 p.m. CST

    saw that clip at comiccon

    by Bob C. Cock

    wasn't as funny as adult swim hoped, i took it.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Holy pickled ginger snot on a yodeler's third knee MAN!

    by Neosamurai85

    That was more fun than ripping off an entire toenail with your teeth... especially one from your own foot. Perhaps not from someone elses foot though. Comes down to the state of said foot and your relation to the person it's connected to. Either way it was fun. Peace.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:45 a.m. CST

    wow

    by Serpico1974

    The episodes from this last year have been terrible but goddamn that's funny.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:56 a.m. CST

    With a thud

    by mongoose19

    This series has gone downhill fast. It used to be the most hilarious 10 minutes of TV for me a week. It started late last season, but what's with all the cursing now? The show used to have an innocence and stil be funny without being vulgar. Now it's crass and unfunny at the same time. The stupid dick themed episode was the worst. Didn't South Park already do that with their movie? What a let down.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:37 a.m. CST

    please my fellow nerds....

    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    have faith in ATHF to come back to its former glory...Handbanana was one of their best episodes ever. the show hit low for me with "The Last One" and "Hypnobean"..the 2 worste episodes by far...but even the cancer episode had some good shake moments...think they went a little too dry on the humor...anyways, holding out hope for the flick...

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 8:44 p.m. CST

    My cocks so hard, it's unobtainium

    by sentient

    Dicks can review too.. Just ask Harry!