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Harry Knowles Endorses HEROES Generally and Wants To Save The Cheerleader In Particular!!

I am – Hercules!! Harry Knowles is keeping up with NBC’s “Heroes.” This may be the first time in more than a decade that Ain’t It Cool’s founder and “headgeek” has admitted to indulging a current weekly scripted series prior to its release to DVD. He’s paying for the “Heroes” episodes via iTunes, and I think he thinks this provides some sort of loophole. No matter. He’s embraced a show worthy of embrace. From Harry’s myspace blog:
The Moral Quandary Presented By HEROES Current mood: geeky Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities I don't watch much TV. I hate commercials and I hate being chained to a date and time by some corporate programming. However, I don't begrudge downloading from iTunes a single show a week that I'm addicted to. Currently, this show is HEROES. I never can remember that it is on... on Monday nights... at some time or another. It just slips my mind. Anyway - I've got a moral quandry about the show. Hayden Panettiere, born August 21, 1989, now 17 (legal in Texas, which is important, because her character is in Odessa, Texas) as the character, Claire Bennett. She's adorably cute, constantly in her cheerleader uniform. Ok - now never mind that she fulfills the underage cheerleading limber blond virginal demographic. That's pretty delicious. But they gave her the ability to regenerate and resuscitate from any and all injuries. This power has decided to manifest itself before she's lost her virginity. Which means - everytime she has sex, she's a virgin as her hymen will repair itself. Meaning that everytime she's fucked, its like she's being fucked for the very first time. OK - that's WAY WRONG. NOW - add to that - that she's at the age where cellular growth is complete. This is it. No wrinkles. No sagging breasts. If she has a kid and it pushes the hipbones out... they'll straighten back and she'll be fine. Of course - that's even if she could get pregnant. Would her eggs allow an invading sperm to fertilize? Is that possible? OR - is she simply doomed to enjoy threat free sex for life. Now - here's the scary part. She'll never know non-hymen blocked sex. Cuz even if it gets pushed through... on any withdrawal and cycle back in, the hymen will have grown back. SO... It's my theory that do to the constant discomfort of virginal sex with men, her character will prefer the kind attention of her fellow sex. MEANING - she'll be a hot, underage, cheerleading lesbian... for life. ALSO - she could have sex with ANYONE. Any disease - unprotected and be perfectly ok. The people behind this show are sick. Either that or they have singlehandedly created the most deviantly awesome fanboy sex object in the history of SUPERHERO FICTION. And she's from Texas. Claire... you rule!
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  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:17 a.m. CST


    by NedGump

    Hey...maybe she'll be into the anal, huh harry? All she needs is lube...I mean..there's no breaking of anything back there! And...heres an issue...if she regenerates everything...then how does she keep from being hairy? Shouldn't her pits and legs be a thick blond thatch of hair...along with her hoo-haa?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:17 a.m. CST

    and second

    by NedGump

    If only she were asian. That is all.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:23 a.m. CST

    book it!

    by BadMrWonka

    the symbol in the tattoo is the same as the spaces left by the blanks in the code on Mahatma's computer screen DNA run through...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:31 a.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    I just read this thoroughly, and I'm convinced Harry should NOT be allowed on myspace. at all. ever. even though Paul Ruebens has a sort of career after his indiscretion, but no one is asking him to do hand puppet performances...and so Harry can have a glorious career, but no one should ever ask him his opinion about cheerleaders and their sex lives, or allow him to be on a teenage dominated chat website...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:35 a.m. CST


    by Chilli815

    Harry, seriously, we really don't need to know!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:41 a.m. CST

    That is just terrible... but I love it.

    by Dr. Mambo

    This review alone has convinced me to watch a show I never originally intended to watch. The first six episodes are currently queued.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Commence barfing...

    by Ribbons


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:42 a.m. CST

    Claire Can Fuck Me

    by topaz4206

    I'm not big enough to crack a hymen.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Ew, But True.

    by El Fuego


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:45 a.m. CST


    by kabigon

    the poor girl. more cum has been spilled for her in the weeks Heroes has been on than britney spears probably garnered in her entire career. and deservingly so. she's gorgeous for a 17 year old.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:50 a.m. CST

    best blog ever

    by funnyhat

    harry, that was fucking brilliant.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Did he just say that out loud?

    by smellmycheese

    Man, there really are some things you should just keep to yourself (yer pervert). Harry and the cheerleader? I'm getting visions of Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Herc, could you refrain from doing that again?

    by MattCG

    Seriously, that made me slightly sick and was in no way amusing at all. This is why I don't read Harry's reviews. They're littered with references to his penis and how he would use that penis and frankly the idea of guy as big as he is pumping one out to an episode of "Heroes", his giant body heaving as he beat that penis against the underside of his gut, is just about enough to make anyone sick, especially considering people that are that big have problems with cysts taking form in their fatty tissues, so add bursting cysts filled with chunky, putrid puss to the vision of him beating his penis against the bottom of his gut and you've got a recipe for vomit on the keyboard. I don't need a perverted description of the downside of Claire's powers to help me enjoy the show. It's good enough as is. Although I'm now all kinds of worried Harry could be planning a black van trip to the set. My only solace is, she can probably run way faster than he can. From this moment on, Herc, I'd be happy if you could refrain from posting anything from Harry's MySpace journal in a thread about a show I like (Those would be "Studio 60", "Heroes" and "Battlestar Galactica") I'm plenty sure they will one day be featured in an episode of "To Catch A Predator". And Harry: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DICK! I don't want to fucking hear it, it makes me sick. Remember your review of "Blade 2"? Yeah, that kind of shit. Stop that. It's not funny and it reads like a psychopath's nighttime journal.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:08 a.m. CST

    Matty C G don't like mens willys? ....strange

    by Talkbacker with no name

    Harry's right, bud! He's opened my eyes to a side of the show i'd never thought of before. Oh and he didn't talk about 'his' dick once...he was talking about ours...ok maybe not ours because we are geeks in a basement but he was talking about someones which is fucking claire.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:09 a.m. CST

    What the Fuck?

    by eclipsedman

    Harry I now know that NO woman either real, transvestite or high paid hooker would have sex much less get near you, ever. You are the fat guy at work talking about sex like he has had it before and has no idea what the fuck he is talking about. Always trying to prove what a man he is but secretly lusting over the men he sees.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:09 a.m. CST

    The joy of being lusted by a 734 lbs bozo lookalike

    by Monkeybrains

    Just horrible you stupid, fat, fucking, cocksucking, motherfucking, two ball licking, ass munching, anal fletching, dirty sanchez receiving, piece of dried up, petrified and gobbling down the rotten corn stuck in it, piece of shit . <p> Oh, and you suck too, Harry

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Like Harry actually wants to have sex with her...

    by kintar0

    when we all know he really wants to eat her. Not sexually, but for dinner. That's why he constantly describes attractive women as "delicious" or "scrumptious" or "yummy." Quint and Moriarty do it, too, so it might be a fat guy thing. Yeah, she regenerates, just like Thor's goats, and Harry could eat the meat from her carcass, over and over and over. Oooh, Harry wrote an inappropriate sexual diatribe, how shocking. The first thing Harry probably said when he saw the cheerleader on the medical examiner's table was "I want my babyback, babyback, babyback." And he's from Texas, where everybody's a slaughterhouse-closing away from cannibalism anyway.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:19 a.m. CST

    You know, seriously.......

    by Doc_Strange

    Harry, try this, I lost 60 pounds in 2 months, and I ate a shit load of food: Eat 2-3 pounds of meat. Try eating chicken, I ate boneless, marinated chicken, or eat 85-90% lean hamburger. You can also eat certain cuts of steak like chuck or porter house, no rib eye or fillet mignon as it has too much fat in it. Eat as much meat as you need to in order to feel full. Now here's the hard part: Eat vegetables. Doesn't matter which ones, I ate broccoli or corn as I generally hate eating vegetables. It's always good to balance your meat intake with a vegetable. For desert, eat sugar free pudding. I would make a whole bowl of this stuff and eat it in one sitting. I figured out a way to make custard using packets of Splenda instead of sugar. Now people may be asking "Why the fuck is this guy giving diet advice on the TB's?" The answer is because you'll never be able to fuck 17 year old girls if you're an obese slob. The only outlet you'll have for your sexual frustration is shit like this pointless article. I may get banned for this but at least I can say I tried to help solve the problem as opposed to helping it along. Damn.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:25 a.m. CST

    ummm, i already mentioned this in talkback--a month ago

    by s0nicdeathmonkey and i quote (myself)"if invincible girl (who also has the power to have magically disappearing breasts and nipples) can heal all wounds...when she loses her virginity, will her hymen grow back?" so, thanks for stealing my idea.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:32 a.m. CST


    by Monkey Butler

    Someone just made a Freudian slip...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:47 a.m. CST

    also, i called this girl when i saw THE DUST FACTORY

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    yea, I saw that movie, which made 8,000 dollars opening weekend. i sat there in the theater, mildly amused and thinking, damn, this girl is smoking hot and will be huge if she can only find better roles. she was damn good in the movie too. so she has all three, looks, talent and youth. also, I didn't have to feel creepy, because she is roughly my age. same way I didn't have to feel creepy when I saw Leon the first time, since I too was 14.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:58 a.m. CST

    Buffy, Angel, Serenity, BSG

    by rgatz

    And Harry gets hooked on Heroes? Is it a wonder I trust Herc's and Moriarty's reviews more... Sad.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:06 a.m. CST

    only if she wills it to be healed

    by FlowCytometer

    She seems only to heal when she concentrates on it, recall that the dripping hand post-garbage disposal didn't begin to heal until she wasn't distracted by mom. So if she wants it to heal, I guess only then will it heal. No idea if there is a time limit for scarring or your particular area of interest.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:49 a.m. CST

    I really hope Hayden Panettiere never reads this..

    by huitzilepoxy

    .. and I sincerely wish that someone from Social Services does. You need to be put on some sort of register.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Thanks Harry!

    by glodene

    Geeeez, and I thought I was sick. I'll never look at The Cheerleader in a healthy hetero-sexual way again.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:06 a.m. CST

    I'm Just Glad Her Body is Catching Up to Her Head...

    by tonagan

    I remember seeing her as a child actress and thinking "Jesus, that's a giant, creepy, adult-looking head."

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:08 a.m. CST

    jesus christ harry. and

    by foreignerbelt

    jesus christ harry. and that's me saying that. I feel better about myself. much better.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:53 a.m. CST

    Amazon links not paying enough? we pimping myspace too?

    by newc0253

    besides, what's the point of AICN if Harry's gonna post his musings on some other site?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:59 a.m. CST


    by Shan

    Gymnasts break their hymens during sport all the time. As do horseriders - Cheerleaders doing cheerleading ... well it's possible.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:11 a.m. CST

    Okay, look, Harry officially has issues

    by KCMOSHer

    It seems like everything, -every-frickin-thing- he writes comes back to sex, and graphic sex talk. It all started with the whole 'Blade II club scene is like oral sex' schtick, which was amusing. It's gotten worse, and this is just pathetic. Harry, man, please...find something, -anything- that will sate your ungodly lust so that you can occasionally write about something other than how media of one form or another somehow relates to where your penis goes. Everything is either 'fuck Bush' or 'hey, this reminds me of fucking bush'. STEP AWAY FROM THE BUSH, HARRY! And Herc. He's your boss, I can dig it. But please, for the love of all that is holy, you're an 'enabler' here. STOP ENCOURAGING HIM. It's not cute, it's not entertaining, it's sad and getting more than a little creepy.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:12 a.m. CST


    by Alientoast

    "Sure she's invincible, but do wrinkles and sagging boobs count as injuries?"...We're assuming her cells instantly regenerate. Aging is caused by cells dying. So if her cells never died or lost energy, in essence she would never age.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:15 a.m. CST

    if this does turn up british/irish telly

    by emeraldboy

    I now may not be watching this.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:16 a.m. CST

    Harry's endorsements are usually

    by emeraldboy

    the kiss of death.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:36 a.m. CST

    What if ...

    by Haunted Tank

    Wolverine became jewish? He would give his Rabbi one helluva problem!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:41 a.m. CST

    Harry is not a pedo!!!!!

    by deadguy76

    Pedophiles are attracted to SMALL children. Since Hayden has boobs and pubes she is a young woman. Now that said, Claire Bennet is my dream woman, since her hymen repairs everytime after sex I would be making love to a virgin every night!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:43 a.m. CST

    Harry should get a Congressional seat for this

    by WillowFan2001

    After all, Mark Foley had one.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Thank God! When I saw Harry was posting. . .


    . . .something about the cheerleader character, I was thinking to myself, "Please, God, PLEASE let there be something Harry says that makes me feel disgusted and uncomfortable, and maybe, just maybe, let him say something that will unfortunately stay with me everytime I watch Heroes in the future. Just something to get stuck in my craw that'll re-ignite the image of Harry's manatee-like body accosting this attractive young lady everytime she appears on the show." Woo! That was a close one! I was so afraid I'd actually read something Harry writes and not feel like vomiting for once! Thanks, big guy. And thanks also for re-establishing the public's image of movie and comics geeks as pathetic, basement-dwelling, perpetual virgins who start punching the munchkin at the mere sight of a high-school-aged girl... when they're not updating their MySpace page.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:02 a.m. CST

    I don't get

    by ChorleyFM

    how such an inept show is getting such a pass from fanboys everywhere. Just because it is high profile genre work doesn't mean it is good.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:05 a.m. CST

    I Am Soooo Relieved

    by nil8tion

    Thought I was the only sick bastard thinking of this, How about the possibility of her roleplaying some totally sick snuff video sex, soooooo awesome. not to mention some totally rough donkey punching throught gaging sex. mmmmmmmm.....Douchebag out!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:19 a.m. CST

    Might wanna ask the GF to fuck ya now and then, Harry.

    by Zarles

    Just a suggestion.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:40 a.m. CST

    Dear... Lord...

    by omarthesnake

    Harry, Harry, Harry.... some thoughts you keep to yourself. Or, if you're not some slimeball perv, you don't think in the first place. Yeeeeeeeesh.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:48 a.m. CST


    by Roboteer

    Question of the day. Can ya have sex with zombies? Talk amongst yourselves.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:54 a.m. CST

    Harry = Creepy

    by roy_g_biv

    I'm definitely seeing a pattern emerging.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:05 a.m. CST

    I think this is the first TB ever derailed ...

    by chrth

    before it even started. I guess Yackbacker is wishing he didn't call for a Heroes TB now.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:21 a.m. CST

    WOW, I'm glad Harry doesn't usually do TV

    by nalapou

    Which is all I read on this site... it was mildly funny, but disturbing.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:29 a.m. CST

    Okay, Mori or somebody should talk to Harry!!!

    by antibody

    Wow, Harry. This is embarrassingly disgusting. It reminds me of a certain deviant comment you made a while back involving the violation of skulls of young children. That was almost the last straw for me. This does it, Harry! I've been a faithful reader of AICN for the past 6-7 years. But I've got better things to do with my time than be subject unwillingly to this kind of abuse. Somebody let me know when Moriarty gets his own site, okay. So long.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Here's the problem

    by chrth

    It's been 10 years. Most of the loyal readership has grown up. Harry hasn't. Maybe it's time to sell the site.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:43 a.m. CST

    I should have patented that Hymen Joke

    by c4andmore

    since I was the first one to use it. BAD HARRY BAD!!!!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:44 a.m. CST

    People, get a grip.

    by FluffyUnbound

    It's not like every teen comedy since 1975 hasn't in some way presented a high school girl or a cheerleader as a sex object. Was everyone on the set during the shooting of the scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High where Phoebe Cates gets out of the pool a pervert who belongs on the sex offender registry? Frankly, I imagine that the reason the producers of the show keep Hayden in the cheerleading outfit every day at school isn't for easier character identification, it's to make her a sex object for male viewers. Guys like cheerleaders. Complain all you want.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:47 a.m. CST

    One of the most disturbing observations I've ever read

    by zacdilone

    Not the stuff about the cheerleader, but this: "I hate being chained to a date and time by some corporate programming." As if the network TV schedule is some kind of corporate conspiracy to control our weekly schedule. I have an idea, then...lets have the networks just put their shows on at random times and days every week. The sponsors and the viewers would no doubt love that! Harry's comment reflects the "everything must conform to my personal schedule and desires" attitude that pervades American culture today. I would rather know that every Monday night at 9pm I'm getting together with my friends to watch a really cool show together.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:49 a.m. CST


    by tile_mcgillus

    Harry, if you would have been apying attention you would know that entire blog entry is off base. In the first episode when she jumps 50 feet and lives she is walking back with the boy chilling, boy looks down and sees that her rib is still out of her body. She pushes it back in and heals it. Some one else mentioned the hand/disposal thing earlier. So it seems she chooses to heal it or has an ennate sense to heal life threatening wounds ASAP and can choose to heal non-life threatening wounds. So this whole weird article is probably null and void.......oh and awkward.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Why this is disturbing

    by chrth

    1) Why does Harry even have a MySpace page? He's not a celebrity, and he's not a 14-year old girl (that's "Herc")<p> 2) Even Harry supposedly engaged? If Mail-Order Yoko could read English, I don't think she'd be happy with these observations of his.<p> 3) Something like this was funny in high school, maybe underage drinking in college time, but Harry's almost 35 years old. He's crossed the threshold from haha to creepy age-wise.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:57 a.m. CST

    That should say "2) Isn't" not "2) Even"

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Sylar revealed at IMDB

    by SpyGuy

    <p>Can't believe no one's mentioned this yet, but IMDB got their facts straight, this is a great bit of casting...</p> <p> </p>

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Fucking shit, Harry! Fucking shit

    by Big Bad Clone

    Anyways, why are we assuming Claire is a virgin?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Harry & kid in shit-filled diaper during "Hulk"

    by Badger999

    This is another classic bit from Harry. He lets a kid stew in a stinkpaste-filled diaper rather than miss a couple minutes of Hulk, compares Blade 2 to receiving cunnilingus, starts off his Pick of Destiny review by describing his erection, and now he's just looking for ways to talk dirty to us.<br> <br> It's like he's trying to force us into some kind of weird cybersex orgy with him at the center.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:41 a.m. CST

    My space is owned by

    by emeraldboy

    Rupert Murdoch. he bought it last year to buy his way on to cyberspace. It is now owned by News corp ornews international either way Murdoch owns My space.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Holy shit

    by garcicr

    Does your GF know you secretly hope to bang a fictional character But good for you for having the balls to post that.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:46 a.m. CST

    A little late to the game...

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

    Eh, Harry?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:50 a.m. CST

    its kinda gross

    by ZO

    reading about harrys fantasies with young, real young, actresses.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:51 a.m. CST

    ZO: I prefer the phrase

    by chrth

    "Actresses half his age"

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:58 a.m. CST

    rank this just under the Blade 2 review

    by durhay


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:57 a.m. CST

    That was wrong

    by Brogarn

    But it cracked me the hell up. I must be as broken as my friends tell me I am.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:01 a.m. CST

    man why all the hate

    by Buzzsawlenny

    why is every1 hating on harry so come to a website he created just so you can be negative towards him and don't hate on fat people i weighed like 260 when i was in high school in vi beach,va and i got chicks cause its all about confidence (though you can't be fugly)so stop fucking with fat people or i will make them sit on you...fat people unite!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:08 a.m. CST

    in what universe, Buzzsawlenny...

    by kintar0

    is "vi beach" an abbreviation for Virginia Beach?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Harry--that is really SICK

    by Etienne72772

    And do yourself a favor and get tivo, for crying out loud...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Harry is an idiot

    by Logo Lou

    "I hate commercials and I hate being chained to a date and time by some corporate programming." Yeah, so? I haven't worried about either of those things for 20 years. (Isn't it ironic that that worst thing about this site, is the man who's site it is?)

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:20 a.m. CST

    most controversial post ever...

    by rhaps0dy

    haha, now it was an odd post thats for sure but in fairness its just the way the mind can work when we're talking superheroes! I will say that you idea is flawed, first off cellular growth doesn't stop at the age of 17, secondly your idea is also in that cellular growth is actually cellular division, in which case if i were to follow your idea correctly her cells wouldn't be able to divide as they would just reform back to one cell!! Anyways, not to go off on one but without cell death cancers would form very very quickly, yada yada!! Anyways, i love heroes and hayden is very good looking!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Harry, you sick fuck...

    by ejcarter9

    Seriously, I hope that actresses' parent NEVER read your sick little diatribe.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Harry loves Heros, but won't give BSG a chance?

    by Billyeveryteen

    Kinda sad, really.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:26 a.m. CST

    17 is the age of majority is Texas?

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    And then the Grinch got an idea...and awful, TERRIBLE idea...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Heroes IS a sensual show

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    ...but "HELLBOY is deep dicking!" ^_^

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Few points

    by Wildthrust

    Most girls who participate in activities which require extensive flexabilities ( like cheerleading, hurdles, acrobatics, etc) tend to tear the hyman early on. So given her age, and her obvious long participation in cheerleading its doubtful her hyman was intact when she got her powers. Even if it was, consider that when she jumped off that platform thing at the beginning, she later found her rips sticking out. The body didn't "pull" them back in, it couldn't, she has to push them back it and move them around till they were back in place. Thus just because her hymen may get torn she might have to actualy position the tissue back in order for it to heal shut. Even if the situation with her hyman is as stated, she likely wouldn't feel much pain each time it's broken (major reason the "first time" is always bad for a woman). I mean she has had to push her ribs back in, gotten her fingers broken and twisted by the disposal, and purned her hands. While she responded with some pain, it was no where what you would expect for the trama. Thus she probably has a beyond normal pain threshold. As for procreation, if when she was on that slab you had put your keys in her, after she healed herself the keys would have still been in her. Most likely the same would happen with a sperm. Plus consider that not all genetic attributes are passed on to progeny, so while her body might heal itself, that doesn't mean her eggs will. Also take into consideration that most self-healing like she does is usually associated with "cellular telekenises". The ability to manipulate objects with the mind on a sub-cellular level. Kinda like having energy based nanites running around you.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:36 a.m. CST

    That was very disturbing

    by DigitalDong

    I mean seriously, as if buying the show from iTunes wasn't dumb enough, the rest of that was making me think that sex predator laws aren't tough enuff. I hardly doubt he's a fan of the show, it sounds more like he's a Hayden Panettiere stalker in training. I love this quote " Hayden Panettiere, born August 21, 1989, now 17 (legal in Texas, which is important, because her character is in Odessa, Texas)" Why is that IMPORTANT? They got some crazy law in texas where 17 year-olds must have sex with obese men? I hardly see the importance in that. Texas is more fucked up then I thought.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:39 a.m. CST


    by junkgirlie

    Just when I think fanboys are getting a bad rap for being smelly fatties who masturbate vigorously to pictures of Shatner in their parent's basement, some douche posts something like this. Well played!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:55 a.m. CST


    by Jeff Dee

    I don't know where you got the idea that Claire would be immune to disease, Harry. Sure, it's a reasonable extrapolation given what little we've seen of her ability. Here's another one: maybe her ability makes *her* immune to bacteria and viruses, but doesn't prevent her from being a carrier? In other words, be careful where you stick your thingie.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Do zombies poop?

    by loodabagel

    Also, the age of consent is only sixteen in Montana. Just thought you should <b>all</b>know.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10 a.m. CST

    further proof that Harry is a virgin

    by TheBaxter

    and that his "girlfriend"/"fiancee" is a figment of his imagination. anyone who thinks this deeply about how an underage tv character can be turned into a sex mannequin has not gotten laid in years, if ever. p.s. join us in the 21st century, harry; google "tivo" and/or "dvr"

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:09 a.m. CST

    The "Sean Bean is Sylar" rumor

    by Jimmy Jazz

    has been debunked. By Bean himself, no less. Also, why did you people read Harry's diatribe if you knew exactly what he was going to say? I mean, it's not like the man's not predictable. "Harry talking about The Cheerleader in Heroes". What the hell ELSE would you think it was going to be about? And I find the indignant stance a bit hypocritical since half of you are thinking the exact same thing when you see her in her seemingly endless supply of cheerleader uniforms. I'll cop to a stray impure thought about Hayden P. myself when watching the show, albeit not as......vivid in the imagery as Harry. This show kicks ass. Definitely the best new show this year (although that's not saying much) and up there with BSG and V. Mars in my book. If you don't like it, you suck and have no taste. Period.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:18 a.m. CST

    so you guys do know that he was joking right

    by oscarmike

    I mean the way most poeple are going into laws and accusing Harry of other unpleasant things, you'd think you didn't know it was written with a wink, wink demeanor. please pull your head out of your cheeks people, Harry was just joking

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:17 a.m. CST

    age of consent is relevant in this case

    by punto

    harry is dating a 19 year old, right? it wouldn't be such a big leap for him to trade up for a couple of years younger.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:23 a.m. CST

    LOL. Our Country Is Doomed

    by DrTobiasFunke

    I made the mistake of actually thinking this was a legit blog, but holy crap was I off. Couldn't help but laugh and (shockingly) agree with Harry's diagnosis. Heaven help us if people like Harry ever get political power.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:23 a.m. CST


    by ikkyu

    yeah, so she's hot, and the producers know EXACTLY what they're doing sticking her in her uniform every possible opportunity, and yes, i DID know Harry was gonna be in inappropriate-mode when i clicked the link to this article, and yes, i couldn't help chuckling a little bit, guiltily... but, DAMN, man - get help.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:25 a.m. CST


    by beefywhore

    That is all.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Creepiest thing I've ever read...

    by Jor-El23

    Creepier than the IM conversations between Mark Foley and the White House pages

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:33 a.m. CST

    I had the same thought...

    by shamedbyharry

    I had the same thought about George from Dead Like Me. But I had the decency to keep it to myself.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Hayden Panettiere IS a smokin' hot munchkin!....BUT...

    by thecomedian

    That was still kinda creepy, Harry. I mean she's totally hot and I myself have made jokes about masturbating to "Ice Princess" and stuff since this show has been on but what you wrote just felt icky. Probably because we all have the mental image of you thinking about this stuff and going into all those details. No offense, bro. But you just ruined the Hayden fantasy for a whole lot of people. Which is fine. The show needs less teen porn and more Ali Larter from behind shots anyhow.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:51 a.m. CST

    pervs and age limits

    by kuguy3000

    Kind of frightning...that Harry doesn't know or appreciate what real satire is. <br> <BR> He mentions (to the point) the age of the character, her location, and the local law stating how she's offense Harry, but those are three traits of sex offenders. They know who, what, where, and why. They're classic points of interest.<br> <Br> Second, we just read through a pointless and irrelevant article about an underage girl (i.e. non-adult) and her sexual history. Why Harry? Because you can? Because your website allows you display this sordid document, with little regard to decency or morals? Oh wait...have the Hollywood elite made a film that defends morals and decency? I'm sure when they do, you'll be a supporter...<br> <br> Lastly, this is quite sick. I've had family members molested and assaulted, and the guy(s) that did that to them exhibited all the traits you just did Harry. I'm not saying your a pedophile or secretly want sex with minors... but don't you DARE hide behind local law justifying this type of behavior. First you regale us with tales of bringing your nephew to rated R movies (which WILL affect him when he grows up in one way or another) and you keep telling us about your sexual desires. <br> <br> Harry, with all due respect... keep this shit up and you'll be reported. You've documented enough evidence to justify that, and do what you will...kick me off or whatnot, it won't stop it from happening. Your readers deserve better, and so do you. <br> <br> Anyone disagree?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:03 a.m. CST

    There's tasteful humor, then tasteless humor, THEN that

    by Freakemovie

    Ethnic jokes? Hilarious. Handicap jokes? I'm there. Dead baby jokes? Bring 'em on. But there is something so so so so so much more disturbing about a 300 pound, 34-year-old man pondering online in front of thousands what it would be like to repeatedly break the hymen of someone who is a real, currently alive, 17-year-old (or rather almost the exact age of my little sister) girl named Hayden Panettiere. It's just plain sick. Imagine if you just stumbled across the exact same article from a blog by some shady-seeming no-name.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:03 a.m. CST


    by leesheri

    As a woman, I am offended. That was uncalled for, disgusting, and I am disappointed. Now, I know why so few women frequent this website. It is not “chick friendly” and from what I see, quite a few men are disgusted too. The size of a man means nothing, but if that man has things like this to say in a public forum… I would be very surprised if he could find a woman to tolerate him… and if he did, I would be suspicious of her motives. Of course, with things like that to say, he probably is not looking for a quality relationship with a quality woman.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:08 a.m. CST

    pervs 'n more (# 2)

    by kuguy3000

    I don't appologize for my previous post. I reread it three times before posting, because I wanted it to be in good taste and realize that in this realm (online posting) people usually disregard anything that remotely resembles morality as a throw-a-way. I do this often, too...<br> <BR> But Harry, you crossed the line. You've become so out-of-touch with what's considered decent and consciously wrong. No, I'm not a hyper-conservative or moral-majority dimwit... this is just COMMON SENSE.<br> <br> Sure, talking about underage sex is funny...til it happens to someone you care about. This isn't something that will become "MORE ACCEPTABLE" as time moves on...and if it does, count me dead. This is graphic sex talk about UNDERAGE CHILDREN. Yes, she's 17...yes, she's hot...but she's still an underage MINOR. Whether she's legal or not isn't the problem...<br> <BR> THE PROBLEM is that several times, Harry's shown signs of depravity. He constantly talks about subjecting his underage nephew to graphic images. Harry, it doesn't MATTER if he "likes them" or his parents "approve". I'm sure your nehphew would love knocking back some brewskies, and I know several bad parents that don't object to questionable DOESN'T matter.<br> <BR> You obviously know little to nothing about child trauma. Read up on it, or you'll do more damage. I'm not calling you a bad guy Harry, but your behavior is unacceptable and has crossed the line. <br> <BR> Harry, eventually you will be reported. It won't matter if you've "done" anything wrong by your line of thinking...but you will be reported and you can kiss your career goodbye. Hollywood can stomache druggies, alcholics, or even racists...but the one thing they can't stomache is sexual predators. Please, appologize for this on your MAIN PAGE before it's too late. <br> <BR> Appologize now Harry, don't be like John Kerry and hide it. Appologize before you bring down Aintitcoolnews with you. Yes, it will happen. Yes, I'm being serious. Please.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:11 a.m. CST

    dude, she's not legal in Texas

    by purplemonkeydw

    unless you're 19 (which you're not) you need a good lawyer?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Too bad.

    by MrD

    Harry actually raises some interesting points which could make for an intersting character study, if only he and others were able to look at it from a more sexually mature mindset.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST

    You Better Bookmark This TB, Fellas.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    It's a classic AICN moment. Apparently this site has now resorted to posting Harry's friggin' MySpazz blogs???!!! Exactly how old is he again? This Hayden Panettiere isn't even that hot. So, why should I try watching this show after this "ringing" endorsement?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:24 a.m. CST

    This reminds me of...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ... the "Herc/Superman Icon Debacle" from several months ago. Yet, it's not nearly as funny.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Speaking of Heroes

    by emeraldboy

    The Second Spidey trailer will be unleashed on thursday Morning. Hulk will smash into theatres in 2008.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:38 a.m. CST

    That was the dumbest shit I've ever read

    by Dapper Swindler

    And this is coming from someone who has never said that before about anything. Seriously, if you are someone watching Heroes and this is what you end up thinking about, you are not mature enough to watch the show/be a part of adult society. You need to do yourself a favor; turn off the television and computer, get your shit together, and get a life. And by "life", I mean one where your thoughts naturally gravitate towards other things than this.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:46 a.m. CST


    by stlfilmwire

    Who said she didn't break it before she got her powers? Think about other ways that it could have happened. I guess this is a power that babies are never born with. I mean, how could they cut the cord or perform a circumcision? Also, I guess the curtains match the carpet. My guess is that should couldn't dye her hair blonde. Wouldn't the hair keep turning back to the original color? Hmm. And I guess hair and nails don't count. But then again, should she have hair or nails? I am ignorant... dunno how the science works, but I would think either one of the three would be true: she couldnt have hair or nails, or she couldn't cut them... or they stopped remain the length they were when she first got her powers. I dunno. I'm stupid that way. And should she be able to shave her legs?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:49 a.m. CST

    What in the hell...

    by Bruce Leroy

    was that Harry?!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Harry, you are sexually frustrated

    by Toby___Wong

    I wouldn't trust you with any children or teenagers. What the hell is wrong with you ? It's bad enough that your reviews are usually loaded with sexual references, but this Heroes review is some of the sickest shit I have ever seen. Get some help, you uber perv.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:08 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I think the Herc/Icon thing was spread out over a couple of TBs during the release of "Superman Returns". You can probably do a Google search and find the different threads. Here is a good starting point ( Scroll through it and tell me if you recognize a familiar name or two...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Even if Harry apologizes for this post...

    by Abin Sur

    It will be half-assed at best (ironic considering all the ass that is there). If this was MY daughter you were writing about, I would be waiting for your fat ass in front of Butt-Numb-a-Thon. Now let's see if he tries to blame conservatives for his pervy-ness.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Basically Yackbacker...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    The Herc icon was temporarily redesigned so that he was dressed in a Superman outfit. It was then placed at the top left corner of the homepage as an animated gif. Folks took offense as they thought it was disrespectful of Chris Reeve.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:15 p.m. CST

    There's something wrong with Harry's medulla oblongata

    by Ricky Henderson

    Seriously, its intervention time folks.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:16 p.m. CST

    This subject

    by BizarroJerry

    Is the kind of disgusting thing some guys start talking about as a joke, amongst themselves, in private. They call the guy sick, discuss it for a moment, laugh at it and move on. Harry, you just can't post this shit on a well-traveled website for all to see. Bad idea, buddy. You may think of this as a place full of your guy friends, but this isn't a frat house. You're gonna get in trouble for this kinda thing.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:27 p.m. CST

    This article reminds me of the

    by eraser_x

    Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue short story.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Herc, a request

    by XAOS

    I understand why you found this relevant to coax, but this is the only part of the site I can stomach, largely because it is Harry-free. If you could find it in your heart to keep his foul, puerile comments restricted to the areas of the site that are not under your supervision, I'd be deeply grateful. Hell, I'd bake you a cake.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Hair and nails

    by eraser_x

    I'm not sure, but I think the ends of hair and nails are dead, just like the outermost layer of skin cells. So, cutting hair and nails should not present a problem, but wax hair removal might not last as long as on regular people.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:32 p.m. CST

    And why did Herc need to post this?

    by Ricky Henderson

    Couldn't this diseased rant have been confined to Harry's myspace account? That way no one would ever have read it.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:40 p.m. CST


    by PwnedByStallone

    That was pretty funny, Harry. Even though Heroes sucks, it's nice to know you still watch it and endorse it just so you can wank off to seventeen year old girl.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:46 p.m. CST

    my fiance...


    Can totally read and speak English as well as any of you. She was born and raised in the USA.... mainly in Austin. To add kerosene to the fire. She was also a cheerleader and member of the drill team when she was in High School like a year or two ago.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Doesn't the cheerleader do acme commercials?

    by Orionsangels

    I knew I knew her from somewhere

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:52 p.m. CST


    by awesomegeek

    ..that was disturbing.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:57 p.m. CST

    The only question that needs to be asked

    by Shivv

    Is what Harry got in return for endorsing Heroes. Is NBC gonna fly him to the set? Are they going to let him eat Crisco off of Ali Larter's chest? Lets ask the hard questions folks.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 12:57 p.m. CST

    "my fiance...Can totally read and speak English

    by chrth

    as well as any of you." <p> Well, considering some of the illiterates that plague this board, that's not surprising.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:03 p.m. CST

    So Harry...

    by Abin Sur

    Did you two get ENGAGED when she was seventeen?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Ali Larter is too old for Harry

    by Monkeybrains

    I mean, she's 30! <p> I don't think Harry is into mature female's

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Who the hell is this Harry Knowles??

    by Drewchem08

    And why should I care if he likes Heroes?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:03 p.m. CST

    So who has forwarded this post to Yoko?

    by chrth

    I want to hear her reaction. One of y'all have to be able to contact her, right?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:11 p.m. CST

    To Catch a Predator...

    by Spice-Orange

    Next week, with Harry Knowles. wow, i think i threw up a little in my mouth.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Wow, it's so thick...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...that you could cut it with a knife -- the cloying miasma of double standards and faux indignation in this TB, I mean. Seriously, you moral defenders really make me laugh. Whether Harry's mental noodlings are disgusting to you or not, you're just using his article as an excuse to launch into half-baked diatribes designed for one purpose and one purpose alone -- to make yourselves seem morally and sexually superior to other talkbackers, which is sad in of itself. If you claimed to have no attraction whatsoever to teenage girls, legal or not, you'd have a much better argument -- although based solely on taste. If, on the other hand, you fully expect your fellow man or woman to believe that you have absolutely NO lascivious thoughts about a smoking hot girl one day before her 18th birthday and then suddenly, magically feeling a natural sexual attraction to her the day she turns 18, then you're either a moron, gay, asexual or an outright liar. In the UK, the legal age is 16 and 16 is also the age when it's legal for chicks to pose nude for magazines. Does this make the majority of British men who ogle a 16-year-old Page 3 girl pedophiles? And if so, by what moral measuring stick? American law or by your own personal morals? If you think Harry's article was revolting, fine. Just don't use it as an excuse to jump onto your high horse and scream about sex crimes in the offing and the heinousness of looking at a girl less than a year shy of her 18th birthday in an impious manner -- because you all sound like tools.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Doc's right. Let's re-evaluate Harry's post ...

    by chrth

    ... nope, still creeps me out.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Hey Doc...

    by Abin Sur

    British men aren't pedophiles...they're just gay!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    free speech

    by bobsullivan

    Great, some idiot (Anchorite) plays the "free speech" card. I'm so tired of this crap. Last I checked the first amendment says that "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech". Not "no one is allowed to call those who exercise free speech a sick perv" (Harry) or "The album sales of those who exercise free speech shall be maintained" (Dixie Chicks). I know this will shock a lot of you out there, but people who boycott the products of those whose political speech they don't agree with are (gasp!) exercising their own free speech. Here's mine: If you're 30+ and fantasize about 17 year-olds then you are one sick dude regardless of whether or not you are justified by law. The half your age + 7 rule will keep you away from creepiness (though posting sexual fantasies about anyone online still makes you a perv).

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Damned Brit!

    by Slambo Asscrap

    Stole my point! I was just going to write a flaming TB about the legal age in Norway being 16 which is... fine indeedy! You Americans and your double morals. I laugh in your general direction! HA HA HA! But y'know, it IS kinda ironic she's a Texan...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    The legal age thing

    by chrth

    The legal age is 16 in many states. In some states, iirc, it's 14 or 15, however, in those cases the male has to be under 18.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST



    I'm going to do a search for that blade 2 review... This shit is hilarious...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:48 p.m. CST

    No, YackBacker...

    by DocPazuzu're missing the point. I said that Harry's article's level of disgustitude was beside the point. To be honest, I found it repulsive myself, but I didn't use it as an excuse to accuse guys who view some 17-year-olds as hot of being deviants and potential child rapists. There's a huge difference.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Hey Doc...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    you should have a PM in the Zone.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:54 p.m. CST

    The 40 year old wanker

    by Slambo Asscrap

    Of course Harry's a sexual deviant! But would I be one to if I wanted to fuck the cheerleader at the age of 22? I think not! The regenerating hymen theory kinda grosses me out. How can anybody be turned on by that shit?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 1:58 p.m. CST

    This may be the best talkback EVER

    by chrth

    This may be even be better than the phantom TB that spawned The Zone.<p> Gravitas!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    I also found it disgusting when Harry compared Battlefield Earth to a minutely described shit he took the same morning he saw it, but that doesn't mean he's a deviant for taking a dump. The gross-out factor comes from sharing the details of bodily functions and somewhat tongue-in-cheek fantasies. I don't want to hear or read that stuff, but I'm not going to pretend like I'm shocked that people think and do things best left to the imagination.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST

    And Yackbacker...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I don't think I was referring to you in my initial post.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I don't know. For me, it's a tough call between that, the Herc/Icon Debacle, and the Vern CHAOS DVD review TB.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:03 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Thanks, I'll check it out!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:05 p.m. CST

    MNG: I missed the Herc/Icon Debacle ...

    by chrth

    so I can't weigh in on that. The Vern Chaos DVD ... that sounds familiar, let me go do a quick search and I'll be back with an opinion.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:07 p.m. CST

    In Chile, it's 12

    by topaz4206

    No joke. GREAT SUCCESS!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Ah yes, the Vern Chaos DVD review

    by chrth

    Sadly, the TB has been truncated, so whatever former glory it previously had is now lost to the ages.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Great Synopsis of tonight's episode

    by AdrianVeidt

    ...I'll only assume that you haven't seen it, Herc - I enjoyed last week to a point, but this better have something juicier and tell us a bit more on the ultimate goal of these Heroes. Spit on our dicks a little bit more... I love a good coaxial cocktease.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:14 p.m. CST


    by Abin Sur

    Now it's an international competition to see who's got the lowest "legal" age. Geez...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:14 p.m. CST

    he stole this argument

    by clintrockremix1969

    from the locker room of my high school in 1985 when we were talking about supergirl... sheesh... been there done that.. yer a little late harry.... but we were teens so we were allowed... as long as you don't drive around in a van with a polaroid of a puppy asking little girls if they've seen "boots" yer ok..... yikes tho!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Damn you, DocPazuzu!

    by chrth

    I had forgotten about Harry's Battlefield Earth review! AARRGGHH!! Must... cleanse... brain...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:17 p.m. CST

    ummm Harry...

    by Russman

    You gotta calm down man.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Just don't forget to vote tomorrow, mmmkay?

    by Ricky Henderson

    This is completely off-topic, but seriously, do it. Vote damnit. There are more important things in life than the vulgar ramblings of a sexually confused 525 pound man.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:20 p.m. CST

    The episode...

    by richier123

    Let's talk about tonights episode a little bit?? Supposedly people will start finding out that our friends have these powers, so now that whole new angle is going to come in to play. Could be interesting? I'm also confused if Hiro can time travel yet, or just stop time. And if he can't time travel, how did he go into the furture in the first/second episode?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:28 p.m. CST

    this is pretty sick....

    by OhDaesu

    Harry just go to Vietnam and have sex with a 13 year old, get it out of your system.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Re: wonderful

    by Slambo Asscrap

    In Khazakstan it's 8!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:30 p.m. CST

    lol Yack... thats why I'm voting Mondale.

    by Ricky Henderson

    Mondale all the way.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    More disturbing that the sexual nature Harry's post...

    by slone13

    ...was this sentence that Harry started with: "I hate commercials and I hate being chained to a date and time by some corporate programming." Harry, you run one of the biggest movie related sites on the internet. Get yourself a Tivo or DVR already. For Christ's sake. It's 2006. You've got no excuse.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Oh, I forgot one TB for 'best ever'

    by chrth

    The time I said "Y'all should be thankful George Lucas raped your childhood because that's the only way any of you'd ever get any sex". That was fun. Wow, I was in a pissy mood that night. <p> I did apologize though. It wasn't AICN's fault. But I still think that's a good line. Patent Pending!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Hey, Mr. Nice Gaius...

    by Red Ned Lynch should try watching this show because presently it's not terrible and it looks and feels like the kind of show that could legitimately grow up into something pretty good. Not there yet, but it has had its flashes. Now observing your likes and dislikes as fellow BSG defenders on the BSG talkbacks I am far from certain that you'll like it, and I wouldn't even take any big bets on my liking it by the end of the season, but it has, by drips and drabs, become one of the three shows (along with The Wire and BSG) I actually look forward to seeing each week. And although (no offense to the actress, as she is clearly to many folks' tastes) the cheerleader strikes me as half dwarven and with a giant old Elizabeth McGovern pumpkin head, the show does feature Ali Larter, one of the hottest women on the planet. As for the Harry nonsense Herc put here, I think you've got to put it in the context with the naughty nerd discussions you had with some nerd friend at thirteen. Harry's still there. Nothing more or less meaningful than that.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:47 p.m. CST

    True, Yack, it doesn't matter

    by Ricky Henderson

    We live in an overwhelmingly blue state (btw, you appear to share my political convictions). I concur, Spano's gotta go. Anyway I'll be voting partially because I don't have to go to work tomorrow. But more importantly, I just think its a good thing to do. For my self-estemm. You see, I do it to feel good about myself, then I taunt and mock those who don't vote. Its my way of feeling superior to others, and I love it damnit.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:52 p.m. CST

    The more I read by Harry,

    by beastie

    The more I am convinced that he should be allowed nowhere near children. I'm not joking. I am glad that I'm not raising my kids in the same city as him.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 2:54 p.m. CST

    I'll bet Harry digs the Hentai

    by Ricky Henderson

    Call it a wild hunch...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Forgot who said it...

    by idahomer

    Some comedian once said "There's a reason it's against the law to have sex with teenage girls. If it wasn't, we'd all be doing it."

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:05 p.m. CST

    What kind of Harry animation can we expect to

    by Borgnine JR

    see tomorrow,in the corner, I wonder?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:09 p.m. CST

    You guys are all missing the point.

    by MattCG

    I have nothing against banging a hot as fuck 17 year-old cheerleader, I've often thought there isn't enough of that kind of thing going on and would like to see more of it, specifically in my life. What really bothers me is when a morbidly obese man starts talking about his sex life, forcing me to form a mental image in my head. THAT'S ALL. For the record, I'm glad Harry has a good imagination, that's where things like this should stay, IN YOUR HEAD! So, in the future, KEEP THEM IN THERE and feel free not to share. If you were a friend of mine, I would've poured something really hot in your lap and slapped you in the face. I come here to read about movies, not have my goddamn morning bagel ruined by the thought of fat sex of any kind.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Red Ned Lynch

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Hey man, always good to hear from a fellow BSGer. Thanks for the comments and insight. I'll try checking it out if I can. However, I can't make any promises. The only nightly TV I can allow myself to watch is Countdown, BSG, LOST, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, and Deadwood (RIP). And between girls, the chores of everyday life, and NetFlix - I've barely got time for those. But then again, you did say Ali Larter...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Your fiancé

    by leesheri

    Is using you… which you deserve after making disgusting sexist statements like the one posted above or… is a very naive girl with a very low self-esteem whom I pity. If my guy were to say something like that he would be gone or he would be in counseling… No, strike that, he would just be gone.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Anchorite - A Conservative!?!

    by glodene

    Who da' thunk it.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Save the cheerleader...

    by Bob Toddler


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Given the list of shows you like I feel a little more confident suggesting Heroes to you now...our tastes, for better or worse, seem to coincide on a lot more than BSG. Politics, even, though most of my Countdown comes by way of the MSNBC website. And I'm not sure I'm not watching Lost now just on reflex. By the way, when I mentioned Ali Larter in the post above I almsot said "hot enough to be a Cylon". Is that just too sadly pathetic or a new gold standard for celebrities? Because I'm not sure but I think it might be both.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:47 p.m. CST

    "hot enough to be a Cylon"

    by chrth

    Dean Stockwell is.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:48 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...come on, you know when Dean gets that little smile where just one corner of his mouth goes up, and does that evil little twinkle squint thing with his eyes...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:50 p.m. CST



    Actually - I've never really been exposed to it. Oh sure - I've seen images of the Asian School Girl with the tentacle invaded vagina, but oddly - all this made me think was... "I wonder if she likes that." As most girls I've been with don't like cold things in their vaginas. Yoko would not appreciate a Cold Salty Tentacle invading her... and frankly - I wouldn't like it either. And I think people that get turned on by Tentacle Porn just are out of touch with the basic beauty of normal fetishistic ponderings.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:51 p.m. CST

    RNL: *shivers*

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:51 p.m. CST

    "Your honor, the state would like to begin its case.."

    by slder78

    "....with State's exhibit 1" And when we return to the E! True Hollywood Story, Harry Knowles learns what happens to child molesters in prison.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:50 p.m. CST

    This is a great TB, but it is no Vern/Chaos/Demon Dave.

    by Alonzo Mosely

    Maybe if the cheerleader turns up and announces she has opened the DOORWAY to TRUE EVIL... Where is Demon Dave anyway... I miss that crazy fucker... They should give him a regular column here...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Red Ned Lynch

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Ali Larter "hot enough to be a Cylon"? Oh yeah, I'd say so! Maybe even the Cylon God. *** Unfortunately, I've been losing my patience with LOST which is weird since I've been nothing BUT patient with that show. As for Countdown, I think Keith Olbermann has been doing the most important journalistic commentary this country has seen/heard in a LONG time. I find his approach much more appropriate than say The Daily Show et al. *** Damn. Now you've got me imagining a naked Ali Larter with a glowing red spine. Thanks!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:03 p.m. CST



    The fact is - we're both laughing our asses off over this talkback. We both get the irony of it and are completely aware of our age differences, but the fact is we watch HEROES curled up together on my iBook. And after CLAIRE's near rape/death... and her subsequent conversation with her Dad that she has NO PROOF... the thought hit, yeah, even if the Quarterback had raped her, she'd have no proof because if the hymen had been intact before her powers manifested themselves... and the fact that her father apparently has been aware of her powers for far longer than she has.... Maybe even to the point of birth - via genetic tracking or some sort of plot device we haven't seen... WELL... it made me ponder what a terrible existence she would have. For SEX to be constantly about pain and discomfort. To never be able to physiologically adjust to what sex is. Then just the whole concept of could she get pregnant and everything else... well it's what we began to talk about. THAT's why I decided to share the conversation. It wasn't about me fucking CLAIRE - it was about Claire having a healthy sex life given her "superpower". And wouldn't that kinda suck? Personally - I've never fetishized Virgin sex. It sucks. There's discomfort for one partner or another. There's blood. ECK. And is generally not the best sex experience. No?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:07 p.m. CST

    DAMMIT!!! I go and spend some quality time with my PS2,

    by Shermdawg

    and the HEADGEEK himself goes and invades Coaxial!<br><br>Welcome.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Good point, Ikamono.

    by DocPazuzu

    American high school cheerleaders do splits, jumps and high kicks in minimal skirts in front of cheering crowds, but teachers will go into fits if teenage girls try wearing "civilian" skirts of a similar length in school. The double standard is ludicrous and pathetic.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:13 p.m. CST



    Most of my girlfriends have been between 4 years younger than me to 3 years older than me. However, I have dated two that were significantly younger and three that were significantly older - ie more than 10 years. I really don't see age as a problem unless you're dealing with a "criminal" difference, in which case you should completely walk away and not allow anything to develop. That said there are beautiful women of all ages. And pros and cons about older and younger women. I'm just happy I found the perfect lady for me.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:12 p.m. CST

    I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but...

    by Shermdawg

    D.L. could bypass the hymen if they were to get it on! :P

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Ah, yes, Demon Dave and the DOORWAY...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I did sit that one out, but the Chaos DVD talkback was one of the funniest things I've ever read. Laugh out loud hilarious. Classic. The fact that so many seminal talkbacks have been erased is a crime. For shame, Harry, for shame.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Yackbacker - HIRO


    Oh I talk far more about HIRO - his character kicks so much ass. I was showing Yoko the last episode last night - and the look on his face when he's told he had a SWORD in the future was AWESOME!!! However, I just read in GEEK MONTHLY that Masi Oka - the actor that plays Hiro - is the guy that wrote the code for the waves in THE PERFECT STORM as well as the code for the ASTEROID CHASE in ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!! As for HIRO using his powers for perversian. HE ALREADY DID. Remember, the first time he ever teleported it was into the girls restroom at that bar. Who knows what he did?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:17 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    I try to stay as far from politics as humanly possible here, but yeah, I consider his bit on Habeas Corpus when everyone else was busy fellating McCain for "standing up to the president" a defining moment. Whatever he does from this point forward he'll always have respect from me for what he did right there in defense of American freedom and liberty. And I give him credit for the increasing attention it has gotten from the press since. And sorry, folks on the right, but that's a bad law, and it would be as bad a law under potus Clinton or Biden or Kerry as it is under Bush. And asking for that power not only shows a contempt for the basic American ideals on which this country was built but an abandonment of the core beliefs of what "conservative" meant before this administration. Okay, politics off. Damn, Gaius, I give you naked Ali Larter with a glowing red spine, and you repay me with making me think about this?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:17 p.m. CST

    "Virgin sex...It sucks."

    by Shermdawg

    Oh really?<br><br><br><br>;)

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:19 p.m. CST

    CHAOS DVD = This TB could blow-up bigtime if...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...JuggFuckler barged in and challenged Harry to a no-holds-barred cage match! Lightning could strike twice!!!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Now that Harry's in the thread

    by chrth

    Lot less interesting. Way to kill a buzz, headgeek.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Then again it beats the absolutely excruciating point--

    by chrth

    lessness of JJ4P v TFD in the BSG thread.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Since this is Coaxial...

    by Bob Toddler

    Yeah, Harry has dated plenty of women. Younger AND older. In fact, you just ask his first... er... third ex-wife. Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Bob Toddler: 10 points for saying what we were thinking

    by chrth

    -8 points for such a dated reference. Of course, I lose two points for immediately recognizing it, so you're still up 2 while I'm down 2.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Oh, in case you were wondering...

    by Bob Toddler

    ...what it looks like when Harry and his ancient Chinese secret do the nasty, you needn't look any further than the hotel wrestling sequence from "Borat." Yagzemesh!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:30 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...would it improve it if I fleshed out my musings on the god in a humpsuit who is Dean Stockwell? Heh heh heh...fleshed out. And was the humpsuit intentional or a Freudian slip? Just say the word, I'm pretty sure Dean's of legal age.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:30 p.m. CST


    by Bob Toddler

    I learned everything I've ever known about sketch comedy from Aaron Sorkin.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:32 p.m. CST

    RNL: No need

    by chrth

    Al has come to my aid when I've leapt in the past ... I mean, Eww, sicko!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Red Ned Lynch

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I apologize unreservedly. When it comes to things to think about, I realize that's not exactly a fair trade.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:39 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    The funniest thing about that is JJ4P doesn't seem to realize he's being made to look an even bigger fool. Shocker!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:44 p.m. CST

    MNG: To be honest, I have to agree with Joshua

    by chrth

    The Only Way to Win is Not To Play.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Hey, Bob Toddler...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Speaking of Morgan Fairchild, The Seduction came out on DVD this week. Classic 80s sleaze-lite with Andrew Stevens as a stalker. If memory serves Fairchild hails from Texas originally, and so the circle is complete.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:47 p.m. CST


    by Mr. Nice Gaius


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Adrienne Shelley was MURDERED - not a suicide!

    by Rufus_T_Firefly

    Check it out... ocal_story_306192615.html

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:53 p.m. CST

    C'mon, MNG. You've seen WarGames, right?

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:54 p.m. CST

    "so the circle is complete"

    by chrth

    Except for the fact that hardly anyone is discussing Heroes

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST

    It's probably wrong to think this...

    by Bob Toddler

    But the real sad part is that this Shelly news will probably lead to even more bad Hal Hartley films in the future. His most recent film "Fay Grim" - perhaps the most unwanted sequel (to "Henry Fool") of all time - debuted at the Toronto Film Festival on September 11th. Coincidence?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    Got to agree with you there. Worse, in the extremely limited way anything here can, this whole My Space post and the following thread probably didn't do the show any good, which is a shame.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Welcome to the party pal...

    by B0D

    If you folks are gonna get your panties in a twist over a gynecological observation of a fictional character with super powers it's probably time to quit the internet.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:07 p.m. CST

    RNL: Of course, considering I don't watch Heroes

    by chrth

    I've been participating plenty in this thread. Sometimes I think the TB threads can be more enjoyable than the show (which is why I hang in the Lost thread without watching it)

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:12 p.m. CST

    So... Harry wants to eat the cheerleader?

    by Bob C. Cock

    that's what he made it sound like at least...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:15 p.m. CST

    For Once this is the most disturbing thing on here.....

    by CyberBeavis1326

    Harry, come on, what in the hell possesed you to allow this thought enter your mind. Yes, we all know Hayden is hot, but let's come back to reality. She might be nice to you in some press conference, but dude she would never find you attractive or date you. Don't you do your homework. She hangs with Paris Hilton and that ilk. She's not like Kristen Bell or Aisha Tyler who would actually hang with you. I really think Hayden is one of these actresses who would be nice to fans at signings and seem generally sweet. Then later on go out drinking and tell her friends what a bunch of ugly geeks she had to be around that day. Sorry, but I bet that's the reality. If Hayden read this, I bet she'd be thinking ewww, keep this Harry Knowles guy away from me.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:17 p.m. CST

    My paternal instinct.

    by thebearovingian

    I will always remember her as that adorable, funny, football-loving little girl in Remember the Titans. And only as that. It's good to see that she's growing up into a beautiful young woman (and that she's still working). BTW Harry, the cheerleader is only a character on a TV show. She's not real. You friggin perv.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:24 p.m. CST

    I don't know what's more disturbing...

    by Childe Roland

    ...the blog entry Harry wrote about the cheerleader or the fact that my wife pointed out the exact same thing after we watched the first episode together. She didn't go down the lesbian road, though. That little completely illogical detour was clearly the product of an overenthused and seldom used imagination. Are you still writing for Hustler, Harry? Or was it Penthouse? You know, I never thought these letters were real...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Yoko as in.....

    by emeraldboy

    Yoko Ono. Dude that is sick. but straner things have happened. Just make sure you have contract made up, that states in case accident that ainc is youres. Yoko ono has funny funny way of getting her hands on things that dodnt belong to her like beatles back catalog and look what she did to that.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:30 p.m. CST

    The Penis is magic.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Face it kiddies even Lesbians need the faux penis. If not a vibrating dildo then a fist. Why so? Because the penis is magic. Yep a real magic wand. Get in a fight with the little woman ( or man) you know it's over when you have sex. The magic penis wand waves and it is all good. Need a baby? Squirt some David Crosby goo via the surrogate penis Turkey baster. The cheerleader observation reminds me of the Larry Niven short man of steel woman of tissue paper. Makes me wonder why we never see those canon fire holes through the Kent barn roof. Damn that Clark greasing the flagpole.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Serious Cheerleader "power" question

    by chrth

    So does this mean she can't build muscle? Or is she able to delay her healing power in order to do so ... and if so, does that mean she can build muscle faster? <p> I'll leave the implications of Harry not considering a question of her exercising for the masses to discuss.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:37 p.m. CST

    This is utterly bizaare but here goes

    by emeraldboy

    about two years, i thought up a story about a cheerleader. She becomes a superhero by getting a book of magic given to her by old man who stops her in the street. before that she was complete wimp. I didnt get very far with the story though. She had blond hair strnagley enough.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Hot Torchwood Cyberwoman

    by EvilWizardGlick

    I'm pretty sure the new in fanfest costume is the Hot Torchwood Cyberwoman costume. Quite surprised no one mentioned her.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:48 p.m. CST



    I read the blade 2 review a little while ago... Man that shit was funny... It's obvious Harry was joking people...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Off topic...

    by A Martian Realm

    Sorry to interrupt the Virgin Teen Sex talkback, but anyone know what's happening tonight on that show... um.. what's it called again?.. oh yeah.. "Heroes"?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:49 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    I actually figured the branch in the head was a case of being unable to heal around a foreign object still remaining inside the body, sort of Richard Matheson's reason you had to stick something in the vampires in Last Man on Earth. As far as the death painting goes there's no certainty that it has anything to do with the head being injured. It could be an upper limit to the extent of trauma her body could survive or it could be something having to do with Sylar's (assuming that's who kills her) plethora of powers. It could even be that she was painted in the moments after her brain was taken (giving Sylar, theoretically, invulnerability and therefore the power to kill everyone in the world, if he wished, with no possible worries) and before it regenerated. That last could even give rise to a scenario where Sylar and the cheerleader were the only survivors on earth and because of the nature of her powers he could indulge his sadistic impulses forever. Which would certainly be something to save her from, even overlookins the ick of having her whole brain pulled out.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:57 p.m. CST

    emraldboy, how bizarre

    by Freakemovie

    You wrote a sci-fi story about a cheerleader. Craaazy. Oh, but they both have blonde hair -- there must be a link, in that case. 'Cause most fictional cheerleaders don't have blonde hair. Er, wait.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 5:58 p.m. CST



    Listen, the fact of the matter is, I'm sure some of you people bitching right now, were disscussing on some other messageboard whether SUPERMAN's CUM would destroy LOIS' BODY... Don't even denie it...

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6 p.m. CST


    by Freakemovie

    You're probably right, but Harry's happiness and/or finacee is entirely beside the point. The point is that Harry wrote a completely wretched internet blog post that was beyond tasteless and that I hope that poor actress never has to read.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6 p.m. CST

    What, no answer to my serious question?!?

    by chrth

    I'm very disappointed in Heroes fans.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:02 p.m. CST

    So what you're actually saying, Red Ned...

    by KaraIsACylon

    is that Sylar will be played by Harry Knowles?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:05 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    My guess would be that the processes of breaking down and rebuilding in her own body are probably seen by her body as natural, nonthreatening processes, but an outside injury (or virus or bacteria, I would guess but don't know) would cause the healing reaction. Of course I'm just guessing this, it is nothing the show has explained. Otherwise you just run into too much "inside baseball" b.s., like whether food, once swallowed, would be digested. Seems simpler the other way.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:09 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    Hmm...ouch. And for the second time in this talkback, let me say...The circle is now complete.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Re: hymens - I'm guessing this isn't HEROES canon.

    by DarthCorleone

    I don't watch the show. Isn't it possible, though, that her hymen broke before her powers manifested? Virginal sex is not always the time at which a woman's hymen breaks. Sometimes it happens before. Or did NBC confirm that her hymen is intact?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:10 p.m. CST

    It's all very recent...

    by KaraIsACylon

    At least we get the impression that Claire only found out a few weeks ago. Much like everyone else. So it's possible that she hasn't fully manifested her powers yet. The only one who seems to have had her powers for some time is the Ali Larter character... and she is only now realising them too. (Or am I wrong in thinking her husband has been on the run for a while, long enough for her to borrow money from Lindermann, and to move several times?) We don't know if Claire can build muscle, because she hasn't tried yet. When she does? Then, we'll know.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST


    by DarthCorleone

    One "E" is used to refer to a male fiance. Two refer to a female fiancee.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Now HERE's a question!

    by Red Ned Lynch

    If you cut Claire exactly in half...would TWO of her grow. That's a storyline for season SIX. Just before the alien invasion and the alternate earth where all the Heroes are evil.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:20 p.m. CST


    by MrD

    No, I don't really expect Heroes to explore this, at least on TV. However, it is an interesting topic to consider, just as an intellectual exercise, and who knows how many side projects this series will create (comics, books, etc). As for aging, I can accept aging because there you are often looking at damage not to tissues but to genes. We don't really know the extent of her healing ability, so she may be vulnerable to radiation, free radicals, etc.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Knowlesy, my old son. You sure it would hurt her at all

    by Talkbacker with no name

    I mean, she fell face first into the floor from like 100 ft up and didn't seem to hurt one bit. I agree with pretty much all you said but I don't think she feels the pain...I might be wrong but even the branch though the brain didn't seem to hurt either...hmmm interesting conversation either way

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Prof. Ikamono

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Not sure. I mean, technically she would have still been unconscious even after the branch was removed from her head. It was her healing that allowed her to become conscious again. And there really isn't a muscle issue that was raised by the show...just Chrth, wondering how her power worked.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:24 p.m. CST

    So is Niki (the She Hulk stripper) going to........

    by Jimmy Jazz

    become a villain? Because that seems to be the way things are going. Maybe hook up with Horn Rimmed guy to wreak her vengence on her hubby? I don't know, just the way things are headed. Might be too predictable, though. Oh, and I think Ali Larter is pretty hot too.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Since when did you lot become all sensitive?

    by Talkbacker with no name

    It's all very cute and all but I'm sure most of th eones she crying are into some really sick shit when it comes to movies. since when did a ginger geek talking about sex cross the taste boundaries? ...I for one think it's a very valid question Harry has brought up. It's a hell of a lot better than the normal shit a lot of you talk here.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Prof.Ikamono ***SPOILER***

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Yes, she is.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Whoa! 12 is the age of majority in Chile?!

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    For Great Justice.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:34 p.m. CST

    RE: C'mon, MNG. You've seen WarGames, right?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Right, I got ya chrth. Thanks for clearing that up.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:46 p.m. CST

    This talkback brings up a good topic

    by Doc_Strange

    I only said Harry needs to lose weight, and now that I think about it, get a stylist, in order to be able to fuck underage girls. But the question is: How young is too young? Truthfully, I think the age of consent in America as a whole should be 15 or 16. Yes I said it. Fuck you.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 6:52 p.m. CST

    On Muscles

    by chrth

    Muscles are built by the tearing and healing of muscle fibers. The soreness one feels after a workout is the pain of torn muscle fibers. The reason muscles grow is because if you regularly tear the fibers, your body compensates by producing longer, stronger fibers* (secondary effect is to build stronger bones). If she heals immediately, she would never feel any soreness because the fibers would repair immediately. At the same time, though, the body would never find the need to compensate. If she can control her healing, she can hasten the muscle-building process by waiting before healing (so she could work out say daily rather than the 48 hours typically recommended). <p> *This might not be exactly what's happening; something similar though

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Harry likes Hero sandwiches? That's not really "news".

    by Darth Bauer

    I'm kidding with ya, big guy.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:23 p.m. CST


    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...I still like my notion that the body's natural breaking down and rebuilding are ignored by her power better...but an alternate interpretation of yours would bring up an intriguing possibility...what if each time she used her muscles they did grow back immediately, BUT with the strengthening seen in a normal person? The rapid muscle growth this could cause could enable her to push her body to greater and greater limits, and even though it would ultimately reach a stopping point because of the whole breaking of the supporting bones thing, even the breaks would only be a temporary inconvenience. She could end up super strong and virtually indestructable. But probably not.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Dude, I'd Totally Bang That Cheerleader Chick

    by The Ender

    For Serial. She gives me a huge clue

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:29 p.m. CST




  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:40 p.m. CST

    This is pretty judgemental, everyone.

    by Chris

    I'm not saying that Harry's blog was apropriate or anything. I was kinda grossed out a little. I'm not a fan of virgin sex myself. Too bloody/commitment oriented for me. But seriously. I have heard much worse on this site from the talkbackers themselves. That's right. All you people calling Harry a terrible person is a little hypocritical isn't it? Yes, Harry talks about sex too much. Yes, it is kinda creepy. Yes, he is kind of a sellout by saying every movie is good and we should go see it. But isn't this his site? If you don't like it, or if you are offended, you don't have to come here and read it. I don't know, I'm not trying to demonize anybody. Oh yeah, and why is everybody making fun of Harry being fat? I bet half of the people writing that shit are fat fucks themselves. Anyway, that's my two cents. If you don't like it . . . eat a bag of dicks.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:42 p.m. CST

    But . . .

    by Chris

    Kudos to everyone for a fuckin hilarious TB!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Esp. you, Ender.

    by Chris


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:50 p.m. CST

    The comedian

    by BizarroJerry

    The comedian mentioned earlier was, I believe, Greg Proops.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 7:54 p.m. CST

    So how lost am I going to be if this is the first ep

    by chrth

    I watch? ... I'll risk it and hope the 'previously on' works.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Professor Snape would not be happy with Mindreader

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:12 p.m. CST

    So ... everyone abandon the TB for Spidey 3?

    by chrth

    Alone again ... naturally

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:15 p.m. CST


    by chrth

    The cashier in the Toyota Corolla commercial is the guy from the Cell Phone Geeks commercial! (He plays the 'leader')

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Hey Transfans...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Anybody want to see the latest leaked concept art for BumbleBee? Check it:

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Ok, so wait ...

    by chrth

    Was Hiro there on purpose to save Micah? And didn't I see Hiro in the scene where the cheerleader was chasing her brother?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Is that Miles?!?

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:29 p.m. CST

    "YouTube's free, you idiot!"

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Yackbacker: Looks like it wasn't a coincidence

    by chrth

    It was in a comic book!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:36 p.m. CST

    This show is so poorly written!

    by My Ass Smells

    How many "roll your eyes" moments can one hour of television have?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Save the the World

    by PervOmatic

    Is by and away the stupidest catchphrase to come out of network TV in decades.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:59 p.m. CST

    great show

    by OhDaesu

    I love this show more than Harry loves 17 year olds with regenerating hymens.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 8:57 p.m. CST

    As originator of "mail order Yoko", I'll say in my

    by chrth

    defense -- I never got morally superior. Just creeped out.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9 p.m. CST

    The kid has the greatest super power out of all of them

    by My Ass Smells

    He has the ability to make free calls on public telephones! Did anyone else cringe during the "which side is this guy really on" line for next week's preview? Or how about when characters just act like fucking retards. For example, Peter for whatever reason not believing his brother telling him about the kidnap attempt.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Glad Harry's so invested in the cheerleader.

    by AngelCordy

    In other news, I'd like Nathan Petrelli fuck me like a two dollar whore. How's that for demeaning?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:09 p.m. CST

    FYI: Re: Sex Education

    by only1ofme

    Ok, guys, the hymen isn't a solid barrier. It has, in fact, a small hole that is capable of stretching. Thus, girls who are virgins can use tampons if they really want to, despite popular opinion. If done properly, it's possible for a virgin not to tear her hymen the first time she has sex - especially if she and her partner take it slowly. Thus, even if Claire DOES have a regenerating hymen, she can still have a sex life without unbearable pain and suffering. Or, as pointed out earlier, she could have already stretched it doing sports and activities. Remember, learning is half the battle! P.S. That being said, dude, what's up with guys being interested in women who are literally half their age? I'm in my early twenties and boys in highschool look like babies to me. The idea of even kissing one of those pimply immature babies is just ... ew. Ew.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Ok, so I'm lost

    by chrth

    I'm guessing we didn't know the kid had powers; <p> What's the importance of the chick in the wheelchair? <p> Did they actually capture Sylar? Who is Sylar? <p> Should I keep watching the show?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Hands down, the worst episode of the show so far.

    by Shermdawg

    Fucking awful. This coming from a fan.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Shermdawg: Can you elaborate why? Thanks

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:22 p.m. CST

    loved the bit with Micah

    by Molly_Millionz

    I really enjoyed that ep, it wasn't perfect but the end with Micah calling Nikki/Jessica by fixing the broken payphone, talking in a more adult voice and being clear that he understands his mom's dual identities? That was fantastic. He'll probably outsmart his mom and his dad in upcoming eps. Oh, does anyone else find it odd that Nikki's alter-ego is Jessica when she reminds me (looks wise) like Jessica Simpson?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:23 p.m. CST

    "To be continued..." and the end of all 20+ episodes?

    by My Ass Smells

    Is this show seriously going to have "To Be Continued" at the end of al 20+ episodes? I guess fans of Battlestar Galactica, Lost, and The Wire are smart enough to figure out they are watching a serialized tv show on their own.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:24 p.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    busy at the moment. :P

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:26 p.m. CST


    by MrD

    Guys tend to like younger girls, and they also mature much faster, so HS girls are not often as... eww.. as their male counterparts. Women and men also tend to look for different things. Then when you add in what some girls do with makeup, age can be really tough to gauge accurately.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Harry, "The people behind this show are sick."

    by Immortal_Fish

    No, Harry. You are. Remember, even including age of consent laws (of which you appear to know little about TX law), a sexless sex scandal still smeared Foley.<P>I don't care about whether or not you were trying to be funny. I presume you were, but I just don't care. That's someone's daughter. A young woman trying to make it in the business. And all you can think about is rupturing her dignity over and over again, repetitively. I don't care that 17 is "close enough." Just because she's "pretty enough" you find that just cause for open season.<P>You're a pig, Harry. And I don't mean that as a pun. TB, Vern, and Mori are the only interests that keep me coming back here.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Shermdawg: Don't tell me you're watching Studio 60!

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:31 p.m. CST

    It's not what blows up in New York City...

    by Sans Souci

    ...but rather WHO blows up in New York City if things aren't sufficiently changed.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Prof. Ikamono: Thanks, that makes some more sense

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:36 p.m. CST

    If a Republican would have said this...

    by rsswope

    It still would be funny. But I'd rather have Niki/Jessica than Claire. I've married 2 virgins and had quite a few crazy assed whores. I would choose a crazy assed whore any day of the week. And with Niki/Jessica you could actually have a threesome with only half the talking. And BTW, Claire's dad HRG is Prof. X!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:37 p.m. CST

    oh and about Harry's talkback

    by Molly_Millionz

    ... yah, as a female i found it a touch disturbing, but not absurdly offending. One thing though, many women lose their hymen at a young age doing things that are not related to sex. A cheerleader like Claire who probably did gymnastics or was just probably running around cartwheeling about on the lawn could very easily break her hymen doing those types of activities, or falling during a stunt at any given time in her life, like before she got her regenerative powers. I kinda feel like I'm sinking to a level where we've got this great character with cool powers who could probably do alot of good with these powers and instead we're talking about her V-card but I wanted to give a female perspective. She probly lost her hymen a long time ago, not like it really matters. Oh, and this also means to you people having sex with women who are virgins, don't freak out if you don't see blood. It's normal.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST


    by MrD

    Sad to say, you're analogy is off base here. The Foley thing caught the public imagination largely because it was same sex. But even if that were not a factor, the relationship between the Foley and the page was that of mentor-teacher. Foley (and other Congressmen) are expected to act as teachers and advisors to the pages, and a sexual advance was completely out of place. Not only was it unprofessional, but also a betrayal of the trust the parents placed in the congressman. It's no different than a college professor who has sex with a student. Harry, having no relationship with this fictional cheerleader or the actress who plays her, is fairly safe to fantasize about her and speak of those fantasies since she is of legal age. It may disturb some of us, but then it would just as likely disturb us if he were talking about sex with a little old woman too.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:41 p.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    I'd love to agree with you, because I agree this episode was weak. But then, not so bad considering there have only been two weak episodes so far. I find this to be an improvement over last week. 1) Niki/Jessica is the weakest storyline and was front and center last week. BTW, I'm a diehard Hulk fan looking forward to how her character angle plays out. It's a shame there isn't enough meat on the bone with her characters, even compared with the FLying Petrelli Brothers. 2) Consequentially, Jessica's hulking out was disappointing and offered little satisfaction. 3) Last week also had the major plot hole of Mohinder disbelieving Peter even after seeing him "jump" from one place to another in the train. 4) Hell, the very presence of Mohinder and Wynona Eden is poison to the series. 5) No psychic Grunberg. What last week DID have going for it was Claire out of her cheerleader uniform, more humanizing of HRG, and, well, our weekly dose of Hiro. Now compare all that to this week. 1) No Mohinder or Wynona Eden. 2) More psychic Grunberg (and further character development). 3) Introduction of another supporting super to offer a glimpse that there are many more than we've been exposed to. 4) Hiro working in concert with P. Diddy Pryde. I'm a sucker for superheroes combining their powers. 5) Honest to goodness development of Micah, FINALLY. 6) More Claire in casual dress. 7) Nathan coming to terms with his abilities; e.g. "What will I do once I fly somewhere? I don't have a gun or know karate." Good stuff. And IMO, an improvement over last week. In fact, the only weakness is that there was no ball-grabber in the closing frame as we've come to expect. Well, no HRG guy either. I find him interesting because I know he's going to switch sides at the last minute in support of Claire.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:46 p.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    Foley never took a stand against homosexuals that I know of. That the sexual predators he did take a stand against were homosexual is secondary. Unless I'm uninformed and mistaken, then I'm all ears. Got links?<P>While Harry is not a "powerful" politician, he is powerful in his own arena and can have a major influence on thought.<P>And I understand about Gerry Studds. Although he's not from my district, I am from MA. Doesn't mean that I found his conduct to be any less appalling than my fellow voters who re-elected him. Several times over.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:48 p.m. CST

    "just because her hymen may get torn

    by smackfu

    she might have to actualy position the tissue back in order for it to heal shut." I'm guessing you didn't stick around for the preview of next weeks episode? I'm not entirely opposed to watching an entire chapter devoted specifically to Claire attempting to re-position her hymen.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:55 p.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    I'd agree with you if Harry didn't touch upon the actress's true name, true age, and the legality of the state where her character is based, which were transparent attempts to rationalize and justify his thoughts. As others have written here in the TB, some of the things he committed to type are known tendencies of actual rapists. Having personally worked with women in crisis, I know it when I see it. Now, I'm not claiming that Harry is a lunatic in waiting. What I am saying is that in this day and age, one can't flaunt crap like that freely without fear of consequence. Bear in mind that this is a society that doesn't tolerate parents who bat their abrasive child on the top of the head when they act up.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Thank goodness!

    by chrth

    I was totally thinking what this TB needed was political discussion. <p> Oy!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:58 p.m. CST

    The Phoenix?

    by Immortal_Fish

    (eyeroll) What if I linked you to National Review, the Weekly Standard, or Human Events?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Prof.Ikamono: Don't know if it's still true

    by chrth

    But when I lived in Boston the Phoenix wasn't considered a legit paper. More of an "entertainment with pretensions of importance newsrag". Sort of like the current Rolling Stones.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Eep, meant Stone (singular), not Stones (plural)

    by chrth


  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:03 p.m. CST

    So now that we can actually discuss the episode...

    by thecomedian

    They've done such an awesome job turning Nikki's storyline around. It started off lame but now it's the best plot because you can't really tell where it's going to go. I figured Micah would be some sort of little kid version of Reed Richards but making him a technopath is just as cool. He's Forge only there's an actually supernatural element to his powers and not that "I just invent stuff. That's my mutant power." Bullshit they do with Forge. I thought the whole bit with Claire's brother was shitty writing. What a little douchebag. And the casting on this show overall is just getting more and more awesome. Rena Sofer(The Best Lois Lane we'll never see) as Peter's wife. Fucking perfect.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:04 p.m. CST

    History has proven...

    by zacdilone

    ...there is no Mark Foley.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Re: chrth & muscles

    by smackfu

    Actually clair can build muscles, and very effectively (if this shit was real). What happens with muscle growth is this: every time an individual muscle strand is broken, you're now left with 2 smaller, opposing strands, and each one will growback the part that it's missing, doubling the number of strands. So claire's powers will eventually turn her into a Schwartzenegger-sized she-hulk over the years. Also, if she eats, there will be problems. If her cells are never dying, hence no need for raw materials to recreate them, and she keeps metabolizing food, she will probably grow to be an appropriate mate for Harry unless she stops eating, forever.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Micah as Forge is premature

    by Immortal_Fish

    If you're eventually proven right, Comedian, I'll happily eat crow. But it's too soon to tell. He could be a telepath, control energy, control machinery, etc. Given what we've seen, it's too soon to tell.<P>BTW, my fanboy Supes casting is Caviezel as Supes (natch) and Kate Beckinsale as Lois. Courtney Cox is too old and Beckinsale has more balls than most guys in Hollowood. Then again, any great Supes movie would have had Lois as the hero, not her husband.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah and another thing...

    by thecomedian

    "Jessica" is a fuckin' idiot. WTF are bullets going to do on a guy who can phase. They's so gonna have him phasing bullets next week. And Immortal Fish, like I said, Micah is a TRUE technopath. In X-Men they always said Forge was a technopath because he inherently could "read" any for of technology. But nostly it was always alot of "I build stuff bullshit". Probably the thrid worst power of crappy 1980's mutant powers right behind Doug Ramsey and Longshot. Micah is a true technopath in that there's actually something overtly superhuman about his powers. He can "fix stuff" or control technology just because. How can he telepathically fix a phone? Funny thing about Superman is that I wrote a casting couch for AICN Comics 4 years ago and I actually casted Christian Bale as Superman and Liam Neeson as Lex Luthor. Coincidences suck. But my Lois Lane was Amanda Peete. Rena Sofer would be a great TV Lois. I don't think she's necessarily got the chops to play Lois in a movie but I'm sure there's a parallel universe where she was Lois instead of Terri Hatcher.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:41 p.m. CST

    and apparently my mutant power...

    by thecomedian

    is horrendous spelling errors.

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Nathan gets the best lines of the night..

    by Ironmuskrat

    When he correctly points out to his brother that their powers really are not all that super. "Am I suppose to fly around and pick cats out of trees?" I thought that Micah was going to end up being super-smart or inventive in someway, but knowing that his mother has two personalities was a little surprising. But the real surprise is the new symbol that showed up this episode, the double hash mark on the psy-cop and one other hero that can't remember at the moment. two different groups perhaps, created by two different organizations?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 10:47 p.m. CST

    The kid has powers like Cypher from New Mutants?

    by Big Bad Clone

    or The Great Machine from Ex Machina?

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:05 p.m. CST

    The only thing stopping claire from turning into

    by smackfu

    the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape would be if her digestive system didn't actually absorb any food, only broke it down. In which case she probably shits 3 times a day and generally reeks. Her special powers have now officially been amended to 'Regeneration' and "Ultra-Crohn's"

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:54 p.m. CST

    MNG...I'm with Red Ned on this...

    by chromedome

    ...Heroes is worth your time. You might want to watch for the inevitable marathon of episodes or 4plays on SciFi when they come around. Record and save em for repeat/hiatus season of one of your other regular shows. I would also add Eureka to the list. Both of these shows really surprised me , and I enjoy them as almost as much as BSG, for entirely different reasons. Cheers to you and RNL!!

  • Nov. 6, 2006, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Rena would make a great...

    by chromedome

    ...cylon, too. RDM, are you listening???

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:21 a.m. CST

    This show

    by SithMenace

    definitely improves week by week, I'm pretty into it. Especially when they show the Matt the cop storyline. And Harry....creepy. I feel like I need to take a shower now.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Immortal_Fish, chrth, and whoever else...

    by Shermdawg

    lol, I liked last weeks episode. Frankly, I dig the Nikki character, and I'm not quite sure we've seen her fully "Hulk out" yet. Also, the pacing and Hiro doubting himself were wonderful. This week it was slower, and it's subpar writing and dialogue stuck out like a sore thumb. Of course I hope it's the thumb of Claire, and things quickly heal up.<br><br>Heroes should be compared to 24, not Lost. the show is at its best when it moves along briskly like it has been (not to mention, the expected closing shocker), but when it attempts some slower paced character development, like Lost (which has had some major problems as of late as well), it falls flat. I'm not claiming the writing was ever all that good outside of Hiro though. That scene where Mohinder gets the clues from the lizard in his dads apartment was beyond retarded.<br><br> And yes Immortal there are plot holes here and there, although, the Mohinder/Peter train position jump doesn't count. It was shot differently than the ending of the previous episode. Hopefully, they go back and fix that and the two versions of Claire waking up in the morgue for the dvds. I will agree with you though, Mohinder and the pixie girl are crap.<br><br> You wanna know what else is crap? The whole Sylar storyline.<br><br>Sure, having bodies found without their brains is nifty, but instead of building up the mystery of the character on the show, rather than the buzz he's garnering online, they just forget about it for a few weeks and then throw so much stuff at ya (like tonight), instead of gradually establishing whats going on, on a regular basis. Now watching this in a marathon might alleviate the problem, but it still won't help the total miscast of Clea DuVall whos in the running with Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder) as castmember with the least personality. I'm not buying her as a fed either.<br><br>Immortal_Fish, you claim this arc had character development? Really? The revelation that Mr.Sue Thomas F.B.I. was banging Alias boy's wife isn't much in the ways of character development, unless you really wanna see the eventual FORCED pairing of Parkman and his partner. Ugh.<br><br>I like Grunberg, I like the premise for his character, but so far its bad, and it's not his fault. The sad thing about it is, the "What Women Want" episode was the most interesting bit for him thus far.<br><br>And then you got the Nuke Boy who was dropped on us worse than the worst "meteor freak" on Smallville.<br><br>MINOR COMPLAINTS (and one major one)...<br>CLAIRE: Could they make it anymore obvious that they're ripping off Bobby's bro in X2 with Claires? The kid is a dead ringer for fucks sake! And why was the Texas scenes filmed in a orange haze? Also, wouldn't Claires blood remain? Yes, the reverse drip was a cool dramatic effect, but not allowing blood to flow, is lame. No big deal, but kinda lame.<br><br>HIRO: Not much with our favorite timetraveling samurai, but the carwreck rescue was cool. Oh wait NO IT WASN'T! How in the fuck do two cars collide on a stretch of highway in the desert? Were they playing chicken? Was there some sort of invisible barrier where one couldn't veer off the road? Were they both asleep? And if so, what are the chances of that happening? Once again, I'll overlook that. But.....<br><br>When Hiro froze time, and then wondered how he was gonna move D.L. and the chick, it cut right to him falling on top of them as the car/cars exploded, then we see them on the side of the road with the driver of the other car. Bad direction/editing on that one. And since it was Hiro's only scene, that is a major gripe.<br><br>MICAH: That phonecall at the end proved... a.he's a technical genius b.he's also a retard.<br><br>PETER: Why does Milo Ventimiglia sometimes speak out of the side of his mouth, then in the next scene, he speaks normally? Is it a halfassed attempt to give Pete a tic, or is it real life affliction of Milo's due to some illness or whatnot?<br><br>STEPHEN SPINELLA: aka Miles Papazian (24) aka Mitch Albom lookalike, is a prick! Or at least always ends up playing one on tv. Hopefully his Washington Post reporter role will be a recurring character, since there's no clearcut prick as of yet.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:47 a.m. CST


    by zillabeast

    What is it?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:49 a.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    It's not a huge complaint, hell I shouldn't have even listed it as one, instead I should have labeled it under "Did ya ever notice?".<br><br>But seriously though, Milo's all piratey in on scene, and fine the next. You usually notice it during closeups, which leads me to believe he's covering up some sort of dental problem.<br><br>As far as SMALLVILLE goes, when it's good, it's light years more satisfying than HEROES.<br><br>Of course, those good episodes are usually surrounded by a few shitty ones. But like I've said countless times before, Supes ain't Shakespeare, and I will cut it some slack.<br><br>And the honest truth about Heroes is, if Hiro didn't exist... you, I, and most of the people here wouldn't have stuck with it.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Also Yack...

    by Shermdawg

    I DO rip SMALLVILLE, and have in the past. Lex's study, Durance, Kristen's acting, Tom's Vader impression after Alicia's death, freaks of the week, etc. But even with all of it's downfalls, it's still better than a certain film.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:11 a.m. CST

    And the Marvel lawyers start suing now...

    by mclocks

    I love the show, but it is quickly becoming a who's who of Marvel characters. However, despite this, it is still the best new show of the season.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Shermdawg and Yackbacker: corrections...

    by Executor

    DL and Hiro meeting on the road was NOT in the comic book. The car in the comic book was from when they picked out the car. When they started their journey a few episodes ago, the comic book ended and they were on their own. And re: "When Hiro froze time, and then wondered how he was gonna move D.L. and the chick, it cut right to him falling on top of them as the car/cars exploded..." Actually, it cut to Ando and Micah falling down, NOT Hiro and DL. I agree, it was a little confusing, but just a time cut so we wouldn't spend 15 minutes as the 98 pound superHiro dragged 300 pounds of DL and car chick across the road.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:11 a.m. CST

    I'm drunk.

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    I'm drunk. So at this point, all I can say is...ah, fuck it. Don't drink and post.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:09 a.m. CST

    Holy Shit

    by baseballfury

    If I had known such a shit-storm was going to go down, I would have have been keeping a better eye on this TB today. Now, on to business. First, yes it was creepy of Harry to say those things in a public forum. Second, it still made me laugh. This the first wierd ass sex craved post of his that i have been able to get through since the Blade 2 review, and it's the only one i found amusing since then as well. And third, desiring someone of 17 is not really something you should talk about to thousands of strangers, but its also not illegal to think, or even to act on(in my state at least), and it is certainly not pedophilia. Read a fucking book before you start throwing shit like that around. And to the fuckers who keep talking shit about harry and his weight, and yet call him childish, fuck off. Yeah, i don't want to imagine the HeadGeek having sex, but its really hard when you keep bringing it up, and even adding to it, talking about cysts and shit. Go benchpress something, you fucking losers. "Pick on the Fatty Day" ended in high school.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:34 a.m. CST


    by fast.sean

    That's some pretty interesting shit.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:35 a.m. CST

    Oh Yeah

    by baseballfury

    I forgot to put it in my last post(too busy fucking around with assholes), but when did a light sprinkling of shitty become something that we, as self-professed geeks, are unable to handle? Half the movies, books, and television that made us the men(or whatever) we are, were, to varying degrees, kinda shitty. The reason sites like this were started, and have flourished, is very simply our abilty to embrace the things other people choose not to bother with. I'm not talking Star Wars, or Dr. Who, media that have great appeal to all sorts of people, but the things that fall through the cracks. Hell, this site was founded on covering Stargate. Yeah, some of the stuff on Heroes is out of Script Writers 101, and some of the acting seems like a school play, but it is fucking entertaing every week. I mean, this is the site that had a screening of fucking Monster Squad, for crying out loud. And I Love that fucker, with all of my socially awkward heart,but its still a dumb-ass movie, and that brings me back to my point. We have all chosen to love stupid things. TV, film, whatever And we do that, in no small part, because they are stupid. Feel the love, damnit. And i apologize for any ramblelyness of this post. It's late, and i still can't get naked Harry out of my head. 'Night, bitches.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 6:07 a.m. CST

    Mr My Ass Smells...

    by Talkbacker with no name

    er nice name...anyway, the 'to be cont..' is ref to comics, my friend. Now go wash your stinking, dirty ass!

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Good morning all

    by chrth

    Ok, I watched the first episode on my iPod last night. So I'm guessing we all accept the coincidences as natural, right? I can deal, because it's a comic book show, but I just wanted to make sure.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Shermdawg: Two guys crashing in the desert

    by chrth

    Happens a lot more often than you realize. Drivers going 80-90 mph, the heat coming off the asphalt obscuring vision of opposing traffic, someone swerves a little ... CRASH!

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 7:21 a.m. CST


    by Shaw

    "That dumb bastard, little does he know that I'm sleeping with his wife." Lol, that is so bad. Oh well, I'll keep watching.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Weakest Episode So Far

    by ookla the mok

    Agree with much of Shermdawg's criticism. Did we get some new writer for this one? Too many storyline mistakes and simply awful dialogue. This show can do better. Case in point (maybe discussed above): didn't Matt's character end up in a previous episode about to be shot in the 7-11 after he talked the kid out of robbing the store? What happened next?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 8:47 a.m. CST

    The Radioactive Man...

    by mclocks

    ...was a Marvel villian, although I guess he is somewhat of a hero now.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:26 a.m. CST

    So what I'm hearing is ...

    by chrth

    Since last night's episode was the worst/boring, and I was actually intrigued, it's probably a good idea for me to watch the show?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Isn't Ali Larter more Harry's age?

    by veritasses

    How come no mention of her? Must be the age. And if he hates TV but he's watching the mediocre show Heroes and not the "far better then most movies ever made" BSG then it really must be because he has the hots for the girl half his age. Harry, some things you just want to keep to yourself instead of posting for all the world to see. Although the bigger crime is that you don't watch BSG on it's air date.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:35 a.m. CST

    A lot of character development.

    by tile_mcgillus

    Episode wasn't the best but definately moved the characters in the right direction. This episode was really about the limitations of the powers they have been given. Parkman's magic fantasy land with his wife ended with the major downside of being pyschic, knowing the truth of what people think about you. Nathan Petrelli sunk even further down into sleazyville and exposed why he doesn't appreciate his power. The Radioactive man giving his wife cancer was genius. Micah's reveal is probably the tip of the iceberg with him. He seems to be the only one that knows whats going on. Hiro wishing for superstrength. There were obviously some bad points (already mentioned several times in this TB) but the episode did explain how Sylar will blow up New York. He eats radioactive man's brain and then if he gets Claire's brain he would be able to just go around blowing up cities at his will.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:47 a.m. CST

    I really like this show but...

    by Yogsoggoth

    when is something exciting going to happen. We have a bunch of super heroes and the best they can do is save two people from a highly improbable car accident? Way too much character development and not enough action. The whole Lost-like plot device of taking microsteps every episode is getting old.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Gosh, now that you put it that way, TM,...

    by ookla the mok

    I enjoyed TM's summary more than the actual episode. For me, it was just too forced (which again gets back to the bad writing). Yes, the BIG IDEAS are good (heck, it's a comic book, right) but the performance left much to be desired.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:52 a.m. CST

    so here is what we know so far about harry's finacee

    by emeraldboy

    Her name is Yoko, shes from austin texas, used to be a cheerleaader and member of the drill team while in highschool two years ago. I would be careful coming to Ireland because we have rules against this here which were brought in because some paedos were released this summer and were re-arrested and re charged with assault. So if say a two sixteen years olds are in an affair, the new law in Ireland stands that 16 year old young man could be jailed if they have a child and she didnt consent it. The old law was written in 1932 and was deemed to unconstitutional and that is why the padeos were released and recharged under the new law.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 10:35 a.m. CST


    by bobsullivan

    That particular issue is a pet peeve of mine so I started seeing red without reading your comment too carefully. Mea Culpa.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Harry isn't being funny with this....

    by Ninja Nerd

    ....tongue in cheek or not. It's just creepy. Thinking it isn't the problem; saying it loud definitely is. Remember Bill Murray in 'Caddyshack' muttering about the trio of lady golfers? That was funny. If he'd said it out loud to them...not. *** Soapbox time over *** This episode of 'Heroes' was pretty tasty. Liked it a lot. As always, Hiro rules. Liking the brothers more. Good stuff, Maynard.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 10:58 a.m. CST


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  • Nov. 7, 2006, 11:46 a.m. CST

    the myspace blog

    by AllieJamison

    the fact that herc linked to that post in harry's blog (which I've now actually seen the first time. could never find it) seems way schizophrenic. However, finally i could see A. Kellerman in full "life action" glory. cool.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:38 p.m. CST

    What if our immigration policy was less strict?

    by chrth

    What if we opened our borders? Would the murder still have occured?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 12:50 p.m. CST


    by Pogue__Mahone

    That's fairly distasteful. How about an actual opinion, Harry, rather than some masturbatory fantasy.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Why whitey be hating our brown brothers and sisters?

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Much easier to think of us all as world citizens than members of nations. But my big question is why all the immigration stuff is aimed at BROWN SKINNED PEOPLE? In NY state the largest illegal group was Italian. This was up until the late 90's and is probably surpassed by Chinese now. The US is working on an amnesty for illegal IRISH. That and making it easier for US citizens to mave and work in Ireland. So why does whitey hate the brown skinned peoples? Personally, since the fucking Native Americans we all are ILLEGALS! Back to Heroes, anyone notice radiation man said he didn't know what would happen if he were shot, maybe a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. Could he be the source of the blast? Screw you Xenophobes magine John Lennon Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:18 p.m. CST


    by EvilWizardGlick Watching Borat By GILAD ATZMON Without a doubt Borat is a funny man. A Kazakh misogynist and a racist buffoon, a primitive vulgar clown as well as a loud anti-Semite. A quick glance at Borat makes it evidentially clear that the man is totally fictional. He just can't be real. Hence, there is no offence in Borat to women, Jews, Kazakhs, Black people or anyone else. Yet, there are some things we better keep in mind while watching Borat and laughing our heads off. 1. Borat and his author, Sacha Baron Cohen, indeed manage to challenge British liberal discourse as well as the deeply deceptive image of multi-culturalism. Yet, I would suggest the application of the 'Khaled Abu Aziz Test'. Khaled Abu Aziz is an imaginary character. He is merely a test case that should be put into play each time the issue of multi-culturalism and racial equality is under scrutiny. The appropriate question to ask is whether Khaled Abu Aziz, a British Muslim comedian from Birmingham, would get away with performing Borat's crude anti Semitism or not. Would Khaled Abu Aziz get away with performing Ali G's retarded Black celebrity? I don't think so. Would Khaled Abu Aziz receive the support of British Television and the entire UK media for acting a buffoon, for being a Jew hater? Not really. Let's face it, Khaled Abu Aziz may become an award winning celebrity for performing an anti-Muslim caricature as long as he means it for real. Clearly, Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, a Golders Green Jew, enjoys certain freedoms Khaled Abu Aziz lacks. This is obviously far from being Sacha Baron Cohen's fault. It It is something that hits at the very heart of British Society. If anything, we better thank Baron Cohen for exposing it. 2. Clearly British people do not meet Kazakhs on a daily basis. But they meet many Albanians, Romanians, Poles, Czechs, Kurds, Turks, Afghanis and other people who search for a new future in the prosperous West. Worryingly enough, Borat is made to look very much like an amalgam of an asylum seeker to the UK or any other European country. It is rather interesting that Sacha Baron Cohen, himself a son of a Jewish immigrant to Great Britain, invested so much energy portraying such a low image of Western Europe's newcomers. 3. While howling with laughter as you watch Borat's articulate misogynist performance, I suggest you bear in mind that Ali G, aka Borat aka Sacha Baron Cohen, is himself a practising reactionary misogynist. Seemingly, Sacha Baron Borat Cohen has put back his wedding to former Home And Away star Isla Fisher due to some deep tribal considerations and religious reasons. "The couple," so I learn, "have postponed the big day so Isla can study the Bible in Israel before converting to Sacha's religion of Judaism." Although Borat, sorry--Sacha Baron Cohen--has the full right to demand religious uniformity and conformity within his own family cell, one would expect Baron Cohen, a critical voice of reactionary conservatism and backward thinking, to transcend himself beyond obvious clannish considerations and religious boundaries. Seemingly, Sacha Baron Cohen is not that different from Borat. Apparently, he imposes a tribal conformity upon his woman. This is not a critique. On the contrary, the similarity between Borat and Baron Cohen, is just something to bear in mind. If anything, it makes Borat into an authentic expression of Baron Cohen's worldview. If to be honest, it makes Borat and Baron Cohen far more interesting characters. 4. With the help of Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen gives a bad name to anti-Semitism. This is obviously more than legitimate. Borat, the stereotypical anti-Semite is indeed a primitive vulgar creature. He eloquently brings to life the full scope of medieval anti-Jewish stereotypes as well as superstitions. In an old TV clip Borat manages to draw in a bunch of cowboys to join him shouting 'throw the Jew down the well'. In the film it is an old Jewish couple that happens to be transformed into cockroaches and money suckers. Yet, it shouldn't take one by surprise that Cohen, a man who spends his holidays in Israel, would portray anti-Semitism as a primitive medieval adventure. However, after last summer's Israeli extravaganza of brutality in Lebanon and the seemingly endless and daily flood of Palestinian blood made to spill by the IDF in Gaza and the West Bank, anti-Jewish feelings seem to be fuelled by Zionist crimes. Moreover, nowadays, when the Jewish State's influence within the American administration is academically and historically established in studies such as that by Walt and Meersheimer, when the Neocon-inspired crusade that has lead to a genocide in Iraq is largely endorsed by Zionist intellectual and ideological voices , some forms of anger against the 'Jew' should be comprehended as a political criticism rather than merely a primitive irrational outburst. This is, of course, not justifying 'throwing Jews down the well' but rather trying to explain from where such anti-Jewish feelings are originating. Borat is set to present anti-Semitism as a backward reactionary tendency. By doing so Baron Cohen and his team are there to block or even to shutter any form of criticism of global Zionism in general and of Israel in particular. This is indeed a non-violent legitimate political agenda, yet something to keep in the back of your mind while having an evening out at the cinema. I allow myself to guess that when the last echoes of laughter will fade away, we may be left with a deeper understanding of the imperial cultural colonial agenda. If I am indeed correct here, then Baron Cohen happens to serve the emerging Palestinian discourse of resistance. Shukran ya Borat or rather Dzienkuje Herr Cohen. Gilad Atzmon was born in Israel and served in the Israeli military. He is the author of two novels: A Guide to the Perplexed and the recently released My One and Only Love. Atzmon is also one of the most accomplished jazz saxophonists in Europe. His recent CD, Exile, was named the year's best jazz CD by the BBC. He now lives in London and can be reached at:

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Heroes is so much fun

    by Lovecraftfan

    Good episode last night. Nice making Micah a technokenetic or whoever it goes.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:36 p.m. CST

    My theory

    by slone13

    <p>My theory is that Sylar is eating the brains of the people he's killing, and in turn, absorbing their powers. Like Peter, but instead of "borrowing" a power, Sylar keeps it, and keeps adding them up. I believe he will kill the psycho radiation nuclear guy that looks like "Dexter" they introduced last night, gaining his powers, too. (It's WAY too obvious that the bearded Dexter looking psycho radiation nuclear guy is the one who blows up New York.) Then I believe Sylar's going to try to kill the cheerleader and eat her brain. If he did this, he would be unstoppable. i.e. Unable to die AND with nuclear powers. Save the cheerleader (from having her brain eaten and having her power absorbed by Sylar rendering him nigh invulnerable), save the world.</p> <p>Just a theory.</p>

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Harry, you stole my joke!

    by Phalex

    About the hymen regenerating. But that's okay, it IS a pretty obvious joke.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST


    by leesheri

    Why didnt you express that in the first place. No where in your original post is there anything about pitying the girl. On the internet vocal inflection must be expressed in words or misunderstandings like the one above offend. The way it is stated in detail above is sick fucking shit, excuse my language. And... I apologize for saying your fiance must be niave and or using you for allowing you to say things like that, and being with you... as your newest post seems to make you out as a sweet and sympathetic that changes everything and she is a smart girl with good taste.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 1:52 p.m. CST

    I found this article remarkably appropriate for the TB

    by chrth

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Nathan is Sylar

    by Yogsoggoth

    At least, that's my guess. The episode where Sylar first appeared, he was in shadows so it is obvious that he is someone we have already met. Like his brother, he can asborb powers but only by eating people's brains. Sylar also flew away and he is from New York.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:25 p.m. CST

    I Think

    by baseballfury

    Sylar doesn't absorb powers, but simply feeds his by eating brains. I think he's a kind of super-psychokinetic. That would allow him to do the things they've shown him doing, and even explains the guy he froze, because if he had enough control over it he could slow down molocules, or even speed them up to set things on fire. Also, maybe he just takes the brains cause he's trying to figure out how he, and the others, are different. I don't know. Just a few thought.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:41 p.m. CST

    WAY OFF. Way off.

    by scififan9009

    You guys are all way off on Sylar.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I don't think Nathan can be Sylar

    by chrth

    Granted, I've only seen 2 eps, but let me see how I can express this. <p> The show isn't going to be just one story. It's going to be a sequence of stories, just like a comic book. At some point, maybe after Ep 13, maybe the end of the season, it'll no longer say To Be Continued because they'll have finished the current Sylar story. <p> If Nathan is Sylar, then either you end up removing Nathan entirely (if you kill Sylar), or you have to push him to the sidelines until the next time he shows up (kind of like jailing Doc Ock for 15 issues). I don't think you can do that with a core actor of the show.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Heroes is pretty milquetoast...

    by Frankenblogger

    ...I really don't see what all the hype is about. It's not even on the same level as LOST and I'm really not that fond of that, either. I'll take a BSG or a Dexter or a Sopranos anyday over this tripe.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Oh, and two words:

    by Frankenblogger

    Milo (fucking) Ventimiglia. We're DONE.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Shermdawg is a retard

    by PwnedByStallone

    I must be in the Twilight Zone. He loved last week's episode but thought this one sucked. I thought the exact opposite. After last week I was leaning close to switching over to Justice. Last night's episode was BY FAR the best episode of Heroes yet.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:27 p.m. CST

    That Reminds Me

    by baseballfury

    Why the hell is there no "Dexter" talkback? A show about a serial killer, who uses his damage to exact justice? Seems a AICN match made in heaven. But, noooooooo. Herc thinks it's "silly", so to hell with that. Guess what, Herc? "Buffy", "Angel", and God help me, "Gilmore Girls", are all silly as shit. And I still love them. Show some love for "Dexter", Herc. Please. Even if you don't like it.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:26 p.m. CST

    AK-47: I'm an undecided potential watcher

    by chrth

    Could you elaborate as to why you think last night's was the best so far? Thanks

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:32 p.m. CST

    I'm stunned because somebody used 'milquetoast' in TB

    by chrth

    Absolutely stunned.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Hymen ReGeneration


    Am I the only person that reads the newspaper or alternative weekly - and sees the ads for HYMEN RECONSTRUCTION - and just stares at them with my JAW DROPPED. I've never known a single lady that would conceive of having that done. It's just. WOW, really? It's a popular surgery?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:46 p.m. CST

    uh, scififan9009...

    by slone13 there a particluar thread you suggest we check out on the site you posted? I really don't have the time to read through over 150 threads...

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:48 p.m. CST

    re: leesheri


    Well - When I wrote it on my Blog - it was meant to be a curious "WHAT IF" - So much of HEROES is about taking these people's powers seriously in a real world way. Like Nathan Petrelli's question about how his "Flying" could possibly change the world for the better. "What would rescueing cats from trees do to make things better?" EXACTLY. <BR>I am sorry if the piece was taken out of context - The conversation that my fiancee and I had about CLAIRE was completely about how sucky it'd be, but how it could be perceived as an "Awesome Fantasy" to those that didn't think it out. Of course - it looks like we'll find out if her character gets saved or not soon enough. She might not be around much longer. WHO KNOWS.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Harry, what did I tell you about killing our buzz?

    by chrth

    It's no fun if you're in here chatting it up! Go vote!

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Oh come on

    by 2LeggedFreak

    Instead of trying to justify yourself after the event just take away the post and then no-one will ever know. By the way, remind me again what that line was that you had to take out of one of your Star Wars reviews.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 4:13 p.m. CST


    by glodene

    The surgery is called LVR - Laser Vaginal Rejuvination. I read an article in a Penthouse mag. a few years ago, regarding the plastic surgeon who pioneered the procedure. A shrine and monument should be erected in his honor.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 4:40 p.m. CST


    by chrth

    That makes it sound like the hymen just wasn't feeling up to snuff and needed to get motivated. Wow.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 5 p.m. CST

    C'mon anchorite and YackBacker ... it's election day!

    by chrth

    Why are we discussing politics on a day like today?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 5 p.m. CST

    And I think the term would be "circumfusion"

    by chrth

    But that's just a guess

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 5:03 p.m. CST

    agreed. harry is a perv.

    by chiahead

    hahah just kidding. Although I Will say that the aforementioned thoughts about the hot cheerleader never once crossed my mind, and I'm kind of like the biggest hetero skirt chaser I know... <br><br> so here's my thing: feel anything you want, muse any lustful idea you can dream and heck, even put it on the internet for all I care- but do NOT project your own fantasies onto someone else. The WRITERS are sick? I'm sorry, where in any episode of Heroes did a doctor say to Claire "you'll be a born again virgin for the rest of your life, oh and ps don't worry about STD's, that's safe too." ??? <br><br> no no no mr. knowles. This fantasy is all yours.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 5:52 p.m. CST

    According to the article...

    by glodene

    Due to the years of wear and tear caused by childbirth & sexual activity, a lot of excessive skin forms in the vaginal area resulting in "loosey goosey" effect. A laser is used to remove the excess skin, thus tightening the vaginal canal, which gives the tightness she had when she was a young nubile cheerleader, ergo - Rejuvenation. This is from the medical journals of Dr. Gropenfeil.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 6:10 p.m. CST

    "Shermdawg is a retard"

    by Shermdawg

    AK, lemme guess, "I can't believe someone thinks differently about last weeks show than I, so I shall question his mental capacity to prove my case, without following up with a detailed post explaining as to why I feel this way." was too long to fit in the subject heading? :P

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Roast beef huh.

    by glodene

    I'm a Beaver pie man myself.

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 8:52 p.m. CST

    That's it, I'm outta here

    by Shaw

    <footsteps, door opening and closing>

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Ok, I need someone to check me

    by chrth

    Just finished the second episode, so am I interpreting this correctly: <p> Hiro went ahead 5 weeks. He finds a comic book of himself, and goes to find the artist dude. The artist dude has been hit by Sylar after "finishing" the next Hiro comic (the last panels we see are what we see Hiro do at the end, right?). <p> Now, the artist dude is in a different place, right? Because he left his other place with his paintings in the episode last night. Am I remembering correctly?

  • Nov. 7, 2006, 9:22 p.m. CST


    by funnyhat

    Hiro sees new york explode, and goes back to 5 weeks earlier. thats episode 2. flash to episode 6. The artist-dude was kidnapped by Cheerleader's dad and his 'syndicate' for reasons unknown. hedoesnt appear at all in episode 7. hit up or torrentspy and you can get the entire season thus far in HD-Xvid in about an hour or 2.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 2:35 a.m. CST

    17 is far too old...

    by Seph_J

    ... in my home country, the good old UK, 16 is the age of consent.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 10:13 a.m. CST

    This is getting ridiculously off topic

    by Lovecraftfan

    I thought this was about Heroes.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Lovecraftfan: Was it ever about Heroes?

    by chrth

    I thought it was about Harry. One could argue that the Heroes discussion was off-topic.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 4:05 p.m. CST


    by wolvenom


  • Nov. 8, 2006, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Save the Cheerleader ...

    by howstone

    save the Hyman.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 6:26 p.m. CST


    by Alientoast

    "HOW THE FUCK DOES AN FBI AGENT KNOW TO BRING A RADIATION DETECTOR WITH HER?"...Well, maybe it has something to do with the autopsy that revealed the charred body was RADIOACTIVE! So since radiation was potentially involved in the murder of the guy, maybe it would be common sense to bring something that can locate radioactive materials? Pay attention next time.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Cheerledaer trumps Radioactive Guy

    by Aznbuddy

    My theory is that the Heroes need Claire to go in and talk Ground Zero down as he's going critical mass. Why would he do that? Maybe Sylar is trying to kill him. Maybe he's been possessed. I don't know. All I know is of all the Heroes, Claire is the only one who can survive an all out with Mr. 10th Degree Burns.

  • Nov. 8, 2006, 6:56 p.m. CST

    That's why they need to save HER

    by Aznbuddy

    If it needs to be said, that is...

  • Nov. 9, 2006, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Say your prayers, Widows Peak Paul.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    For I fear you will be banned before daybreak.

  • Nov. 9, 2006, 1:25 a.m. CST

    ur all busted

    by slkboxrman

    or should i say "busting" ...ur all full of it, the people that cry "pervert" and "pedo" were prob the first ones to fondle urself over claire and now ur just embarrased to admit it... 17 is legal in most states anyhow, so if she was 18 u all would be fine with it and fully admit to losing quite a few pints of semen on her, but because shes 17 and someone says they would fuck her, all u hippocrits cry PERVERT.... u all know u been pumpin ur puppies over her, prob the same ones that pump their puppies over ruthie from "7th layer of hell" or whatever its called....some of u prob had sex with a 12yr old when u were 17 and thought it was cool cuz "she had boobs" long as the tail is legal its fuckable, so let harry fantasize... its normal, we all do....and yes we all masturbate, regularly, prob almost every day, or multiple times a day, but im sure alot of u will say u dont have to cuz u "got a girl" or "i get enuf sex, dont have to".....i had reg sex for 4yrs, and i still did... so ur either all very guilty of stroking for claire or all very gay or introverted or VIRGINS

  • Nov. 9, 2006, 11:18 a.m. CST

    No Surprises Here, Folks

    by FlamingPoultice

    Not to toot my own horn in a thread where I am sure many are getting tooted, but when it comes to noticing Harry's profound sexual creepiness, I had this silly fucker pegged over two years back:<br><br> <br> I still laugh out loud at the TalkBack quote from that era:<br> "How the hell do you explain to your buddies how you won the DVDs when they come over to watch them? 'Oh, these? I won these by writing about a fat man from the internet having sex with Dana Scully. Wanna read my winning story? Oh I see you're leaving now because I'm fucking pathetic."

  • Nov. 9, 2006, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Ground Zero:

    by mbeemer

    Great name for the character! Sylar needs Claire's power to survive killing Ground Zero, because he will explode when he is punctured or dashed against something hard enough. If not then, certainly when his head is cut open... The explosion may be the result of Sylar "harvesting" from Ground Zero.

  • Nov. 9, 2006, 8:48 p.m. CST


    by cerebulon

    Harry, you've never reminded me of that guy from Mallrats... until now. I must say I truly loved your musings about superhero sex-life. I believe it was very well thought out and very funny. As for the ongoing storyline... who thinks Mr. Radioactive Man is going to go kablooie and fry the Big Apple? Will Wolverina's healing powers somehow be transfered to him to prevent it? Hmmmm.... Could be.

  • Nov. 15, 2006, 5:57 a.m. CST

    "the most deviantly awesome fanboy sex object"

    by falawful-314

    Christ, thanks a whole lot, Harry. Your juvenile masturbation fantasies are setting back fandom back into our parents' basement, where pedophilia and mysogyny are thinly veiled as "fantasy." (Oh, but there's one girl in a thousand who also thinks it's "cool" so it's okay, right? Now let's all imagine a sixteen-year-old fucking machine ... hey, she's legal in the UK ... who's genetically programmed to go down on me. Ain't It Cool!?!) Harry, please, for the love of God, reboot that filter that all human beings have in their brain from birth that tells you that, gee, maybe you shouldn't post your homemade "barely legal" pornographic dream sequences on a prominent website known to the rest of society as a gateway into the minds of the American geek! And yes, if you take a big-breasted, scantily dressed sex-machine teenager and surround her with "fantasy," it's still just fucking porn that's too pathetic to admit that it's porn because, when you live in your parents' basement, the last thing you want is for Mom and Dad to known you're a fucking pervert. Can we get a moderator for this site who graduated from Junior High, please?

  • Dec. 11, 2006, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Take that, paulh!

    by VitaminJ

    Smug bastard. (Just kidding!)