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Uncapie Says THE ASTRONAUT FARMER Has the "Right Stuff"!!

Merrick here...

Here's Uncapie with a look at THE ASTRONAUT FARMER, which should launch early 2007. It stars Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, and Bruce Willis.

An astronaut farmer...

Hmmmmmm...

Anyone out there remember SALVAGE 1?

"Once upon a time, there was a junkman who had a dream..." Loved that show...schemed for years about how to build a spaceship in my own backyard. My parents got tired of the mess. Probably for the best; no ship I built could ever be as utterly cool as Andy Griffith's "Vulture".

Here’s Uncapie…

This is the best movie I've seen all year!

Written Michael Polish and directed by his twin brother Mark, the story revolves around "Farmer"(Brilliantly played by Billy Bob Thornton.) an everyman with dreams of launching his own home-made rocket built from obsolete spacecraft. A former pilot who was chosen for the astronaut program until fate intervened with the death of his father and he had to abandon his plans, but never his dreams.

His friends laugh and ridicule him. He faces foreclosure on his land and cattle. He's under a psych evaluation by his former high school prom date that thinks he's nuts. The F.B.I. believe he's building a WMD in his backyard. The F.A.A. drown him in red tape after he's filed his flight plan just to make sure he doesn't get off the ground. But, its his loving wife and family that stand by his side and believe he can do it.

Cast is first rate with Virginia Madsen playing Farmer's wife, "Audie." Bruce Dern as Farmer's father-in-law who gives sage advice, even by accident that sparks Farmer's imagination. The young actors portraying Farmer's kids are believable and adorable as they support their dad's wild dream. His 15 year old son, "Shepherd"(Named after Alan Shepherd, the first American into space.) runs his mission control and his daughters help him train on a carnival rocket ride he's rented while giving him healthy space food consisting of Lucky Charms with its colorful stars, moons and clovers; without the cereal. Even Mark Polish has a small part as a none-too-happy F.B.I. agent that stands out.

Bruce Willis portrays a buddy of Farmer's that made it as an astronaut in an effective, low-key part. Doubting that Farmer will live through lift off he offers him a seat on the next space shuttle. Farmer has to follow through with his dream and declines.

Tim Blake Nelson with character actors, Sal Lopez and Richard Edson portray Farmer's attorney, Pepe; Farmer's ranch hand and the local sheriff in solid, well-written roles.

Director Michael Polish absorbs the viewer into Farmer's world seamlessly with the efforts of gifted cinematographer M. David Mullen's breathtaking wide open vistas and comfortable feeling of being there with the dreamer in his adventure. They compliment each other tremendously.

The underlying theme of this movie isn't about space travel or having the "Right Stuff" but, its having faith in what you believe in when no one else believes in you.

Uncapie


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Not first, but the first to call this a plant?
by HorseApples
Nov 1st, 2006
11:23:41 PM
it's in the muuuusic
by BadMrWonka
Nov 1st, 2006
11:23:43 PM
Why not just film Vernor Vinge's "Red Thunder" ?
by mookiedood
Nov 1st, 2006
11:36:04 PM
Honestly, I don't think this is a plant...
by Negator76
Nov 1st, 2006
11:53:04 PM
Would have made a great Gilliam project.
by scrivener
Nov 2nd, 2006
12:09:05 AM
Sounds like an absolute rip off...
by LeiaDown&FuckHer
Nov 2nd, 2006
01:07:14 AM
Salvage 1
by reni
Nov 2nd, 2006
01:49:18 AM
Plane plant
by random dude
Nov 2nd, 2006
01:52:21 AM
I hate the plant accusations...but
by TheMackenzie
Nov 2nd, 2006
02:32:41 AM
Uncapie is a plant?
by AndyGinner
Nov 2nd, 2006
03:30:28 AM
PLANT!
by Ray Gamma
Nov 2nd, 2006
04:01:41 AM
Sentence fragments
by theBigE
Nov 2nd, 2006
05:19:44 AM
Salvage One rocked.
by Uncle Stan
Nov 2nd, 2006
05:22:44 AM
Actually, why not film Heinlein's "Rocketship Galileo"?
by human2
Nov 2nd, 2006
05:50:58 AM
nice Roots quote, BadMrWonka
by Lance Rock
Nov 2nd, 2006
07:54:43 AM
my penis actually started to become a vagina...
by Bill Brasky
Nov 2nd, 2006
08:16:14 AM
Uncapie ain't a plant.
by Nordling
Nov 2nd, 2006
08:23:55 AM
this sounds like...
by havocSchultz
Nov 2nd, 2006
08:44:26 AM
Not a plant.
by ArtemisClydefrog
Nov 2nd, 2006
09:24:45 AM
Plant Much? Jeez....
by The Ender
Nov 2nd, 2006
09:48:33 AM
Sounds like a grown up Explorers!
by jimmy_009
Nov 2nd, 2006
10:26:39 AM
Plant or not, I'm looking very forward to this
by mr sniffles
Nov 2nd, 2006
10:45:08 AM
Polish Bros!
by samuraisix
Nov 2nd, 2006
11:23:24 AM
BringingSexyBack
by Bill Brasky
Nov 2nd, 2006
11:53:05 AM
mattw...
by havocSchultz
Nov 2nd, 2006
01:57:35 PM
So maybe this isn't a plant...
by ImJustSaying
Nov 2nd, 2006
03:02:32 PM
If this is as mind-numbingly boring as NORTHFORK...
by Flim_
Nov 2nd, 2006
11:43:09 PM
Flim_
by Flickerhead
Nov 3rd, 2006
01:18:56 PM
mookiedood "Red Thunder" ?
by Wyrdy the Gerbil
Nov 3rd, 2006
01:56:20 PM

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