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Wow! A Negative BORAT Review!!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
I've read so many positive reviews of BORAT by this point, including some insanely hyperbolic critics calling it "the funniest movie in decades," that it's almost refreshing to read the reaction of someone who didn't flip out for it at first glance.
I love the character, and I'm looking forward to the movie, but I think Fox made a mistake by marketing the film this heavy for this long. At this point, many people actually think the film has already come and gone. It'll be interesting to see what happens when it opens a week from today.
For now, check out this review:
Just got back from a free preview showing of Borat, due out next week, here on my very own campus. Film started at 8pm, with doors opening at 7:30, but they were giving out entrance “bracelets” starting at 6:30, so my friend and I decided to get there an hour earlier. Considering that this hasn’t got that much publicity on campus, we were surprised at the long line that had already formed. So we waited, and waited and it wasn’t too soon after that ass loads of people started cutting line…people calling their friends and their friends’ friends on their cell telling them to come on over. My friend, being a Stat/Econ major, counted the line during a couple of time intervals and in about 30 minutes we were passed by over 100 people…I kid you not. Being the instigator I am, I was successfully able to rally the crowd around me so that anyone, even random people walking by, were cussed the hell out if they even came near the line. This was hella fun. Anyway, we barely made the cut and after checking our bags and stuff (NO RECORDING DEVICES ALLLOWED! OMG!11!) we took our seats. They ran a shitty ad for JetBlue, who was co-sponsoring the screening, and the film started. They didn’t say anything, but as far as I could tell this was the final cut (with a week left it only makes sense). Everything was in place, soundtrack, editing, credits, logos, etc. So how was it?
Ok, well first of all, let me just say that it annoys me when people get pissed at this movie saying that it makes fun of such and such group, or that it’s some dumbass liberal/conservative movie or whatever…this movie does make fun of people, not just one group, but of just about everyone, and I like it when everything is made fun of. I have no problem with it, in fact that’s one of the reasons why I was looking forward to it. So was it funny?
Well, to be honest, no, not really. It was funny here and there, but overall the movie wasn’t funny, funny if you catch my drift. It just isn’t. I’m sorry. Plain and simple. Now that that’s out of the way, let me explain why. In some ways you can compare this to the Jackass movies. It’s got a bunch of random retarded stuff, a lot of crude stuff, and bizarre disturbing scenes. Some people are going to love it and some are going to hate it. Too bad Borat doesn’t have any insane stunts, although I don’t think that really would have saved it. Let me also say that nothing really offends me. I don’t want some of you thinking that I’m some radical crazy rightwing family values type of person who is hell bent on a crusade to bring this film down. Hell no, that’s not me.
Anyway, you guys probably know the story by know. Borat is the simpleminded news reporter from Kazakhstan from the “The Ali G Show,” played by Sacha Baron Cohen. The Kazak Ministry of Information, in hopes of improving overall life in its esteemed nation, sends its famous reporter Borat with a documentary crew to the US and A to learn how Americans live. The film starts out as if it really were a film issued by the Kazakhstan government. The titles are in Kazak (or Russian, or hell for all I know it could have been made up) and play over grainy film quality. English subtitles are purposely superimposed over the Kazak ones. Personally I thought it was kinda neat to have this throughout the film. We’re introduced to Borat and his town, and we get a nice view of what life is like there…the local rapist, the one arm man, Borat’s sister (fourth best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan), his wife and so on. We also see local festivities, such as “The Running of the Jew.”
Borat then takes off with his film crew to the US and A and arrives at NYC. He does a few dumb things here and there and eventually finds one of America’s best friends: Television. He comes across Baywatch and instantly falls in love with Pamela Anderson and this basically gets the plot rolling…if you want to call it that. Although not that it matters, because one doesn’t go to see these types of films for plot. He convinces his crew and producer, Azamat, to travel to California (where “Pearl Harbor, Texas, and other places are”) and see the “real” America.
So begins Borat’s cross country road trip across the US and A. He takes lessons in humor, manners, and meets all kinds of people. Like I said before, the film pretty much rips and makes fun of everyone…we have here Jews, white America, blacks, women, gays, more Jews, white trash, conservative Christians, gypsies, frat boys, Kazaks, rednecks, southerners, whores, and finally more Jews. From what I can remember Mexicans, Latinos and Asians were spared.
Having seen many episodes of The Ali G Show I was expecting this film to be pretty good. I didn’t really have high standards for it and I wasn’t expecting it to be the “funniest movie ever” but I was hoping that it would alright. I walked out of it with mixed feelings….but after thinking it over I came to the conclusion that I would not spend my $7-10 bucks to watch this film. It just wasn’t really that funny. Some of this we’ve already seen in The Ali G Show and for the most part Cohen and his crew just weren’t able to come up with good skits or scenarios…or maybe I’m putting it in the wrong way, perhaps they just weren’t executed well enough. This film had so much potential, and I feel that are many scenes that could have been great, but for some reason they just feel through. Furthermore, it seemed to me that some of the scenes were staged, and it was somewhat obvious. Not many of them were, but there were a few scenes that really did look as if they had staged them. Maybe they did or maybe they didn’t, but to me and others who saw it that’s how it came across and that disjoints the rest of the film.
To me the funniest part of the film, which had the entire audience laughing, is the naked wrestling and simulated sex (it’s basically what it was, lol) that Borat and Azamat have. Borat walks out of the shower in his hotel room to find Azamat naked on the bed masturbating to his beloved BAYWATCH magazine. Before I go on, let me just say that Azamat is a pretty big fellow, not Harry big, (no offensive Harry) but pretty big. Yes, he’s fat. So we have skinny Borat and fat ass Azamat running around and wrestling naked in their hotel room. All the while we are treated to Azamat’s huge rolls of fat bouncing up and down and jiggling like crazy. They break a bunch of shit and eventually end up on the bed…in a decent leap frog, and from there we go to a 69 …with Azamat on top. And yes for those of you who were wondering, we do get to see some nice tea-bagging. This scene is all full frontal nudity, although Borat’s penis was censored with a black bar. Azamat’s penis was concealed somewhere in his massive stomach overhang, so he was censor-free. The two run out of the room, run around the hotel, ride an elevator and finally crash some conference that was going on. I think this was more disturbing and bizarre than anything else, but it was admittedly funny (in a disturbing way).
Borat car shopping was alright, his encounter with the whore was ok, his purchase of a “dangerous animal” was stupid, and the Christian revival scene was somewhat amusing (yet rather scary and disturbing in its own way). Most of the Jewish stuff was funny, especially when Borat says that they decide to drive across the country rather than then fly, because they were afraid that the Jews might try and crash some more planes into buildings. Borat eventually does make it to LA and finds Pamela Anderson, (who is in this movie) but ends up unable to bag her (literally), after trying the “Kazakh” way of marriage. Cohen does a great job as Borat, and he is definitely one of the strengths of the film. He completely embodies the role, and his actions, spontaneity and mannerisms are all great and really do help this film out.
So that’s about it. Comment cards were handed out, although they must have not really cared for them because they ran out pretty quick, but let’s be honest here, the film opens in a week. I didn’t get a comment card but I was able to get a hold of the free film poster they were handing out. So this review is a bit different from the norm, because I know a lot of people are raving about it, but it’s always good to get the flip side of the coin. The movie’s not terrible and it’s certainly viewable but I can’t speak for all you guys out there, but I do know that tons of you will find this film great. I just didn’t and I will tell you that that current IMDb rating of 8.4 is a little too high…but then again what do I know, right? Rotten Tomatoes already has quite a few reviews posted up, and there are a lot more positive ones than I would have anticipated. Bottom line is, if you like The Ali G Show, if you like stupid, crude retarded stuff, and if you love making fun of everything and everybody (like I do) then you should definitely go and check it out. I’m just glad that I got to do it for free.
It is interesting that Fox is severely cutting down the number of theaters that this is playing in, not quite sure what to think of it. Will this be another SOAP internet hyped film that fails to deliver the box office goods?
Anyway, I’m really looking forward to Monday night, where I’ll get a chance to see FOX ATOMIC’s first feature film, TURISTAS, due out in December. More on that later.
If you use this, call me |UNC| Deckard (and yes, that’s my CS sn for anyone that gives a shit). Peace out.
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For Borat will rule the world!
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I want to see this!
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Is this guy American? If not, then why read his review? Unless good ol' Borat says "US and A" throughout the movie in which case you should point that out so there aren't 50 posts correcting it. And now, I jump down building with pair of socks!
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in regards to himself, he's just a stoodent misleading himself to think he's clever, and the only stuff he thought was funny was well, what he though was funny, which was base level shit, fuck this guy, humour is difficult so fuck anyone who can't appreciate the difficulty in being fucking funny fuck
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just because he didn't like it. And yes, Borat says US and A. Have you not seen the trailer fifty million times?
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or the internet for that matter. He ruined every good joke in the movie. I'd know. I've seen it. Where is the red rectangular thing? Jesus.
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That's what I heard
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I have seen the movie 3 times, and every time the theater (including myself) was dieing laughing so hard.
what sort of makes this movie great, is how a lot of it IS set up, yet the viewer sees it as real, or even thought the people in the movie actually do not know they are in the movie, but to get those reactions it had to have been set up, like at the rodeo, he really did that, you can see the camera men running around getting reaction shots, but I think some of it was set up (it is a movie), like the horse falling over. that is just my opinion, I will probably see it again, I loved it that much. -
Borat looks funny as shit. You're probably some depressed goth queer who stabs themself for fun. Fuck off
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Dammit!
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hella
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why is 1/4 of this "review" about him leading some line revolution like he was Che Guevara? You don't see me writing a review in which I start out recalling the time I started a "Sugar Ray's a fag" chant when Mark Mcgrath walked into the bar I was in. Nobody cares about you, get to the point.
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was the list of all the funny things he laughed at - or "kind of" laughed at.
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This "reviewer" consistently has conflicting knowledge of Borat. At one point he says he loves movies like Jackass, funny I must say, that make "fun of people" but he wants more stunts. I say go see Jackass 2.
Cohen, like the satarists before him including Swift, Twain, Vonnegut etc. are not understood by the, well mentally invalid, due to the change in priorities of the youthful generation.
A recent study of people 15-65 supports this.
The 45-65 year olds defined the American Dream as... "Doing better than my parents."
The 25-45 year olds defined the American Dream as.., "Finding a career I can be happy and satisfied with."
Those under 25 defined the Americ an Dream as..."To be famous."
So this reviewer just wanted his name on AICN so he could brag to his/her buddies, and he is laughing his ass off to Boratr just as much as we are.
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Fox may have marketed this movie for too long. And the hype is so ridiculous from all the people that have seen it already that a percentage of the audience is bound to be disappointed because of their lofty expectations. I thought the movie was a riot, but after the hype expected even more.
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Hey Mr Reviewer, so you didn't like the movie but do you have to go and RUIN the two best setpieces in the film? The reason the nude wrestling scene and the Pam Anderson scene work so well (at least for me and the hundreds of other people laughing their asses off in my theatre) is because you're NOT EXPECTING THEM. I've made great effort to tell people that I enjoyed Borat and NOT spoil any of the jokes. Have some consideration, man...
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I really doubt it. This movie is going to be pretty big. I don't think i know anyone that doesnt want to see it...and i can't remember the last time that happened. And...so far this looks like the first movie to run a successful myspace campaign. ...everything seems to be going a little too right for this to not be good.
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is really funny. Will it bomb? maybe, but it changs nothing. This review is honest, but it al comes to this: it was not funny for him. You cant review the concept of "fun".
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I saw this at a UK screening a month ago. Ignore this review the movie is hilarious
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hey was this at ucsb??
i heard about it, but couldn't go!
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It was at UNC (chapel hill's) student union auditorium;
I see what he's saying but I blame it more on the audience reaction; no one was laughing at the funny stuff.
I think like SOAP this is a movie that requires heavy audience interaction. It at times was tiring due to the staged scenes, so I can see where the reviewer is coming from.
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I love a laugh as much as the next fella, but I don't see anything remotely funny about this character. I feel like he's trying too hard. It feels pretentious.
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You were just trying to make it sound like your gripes were more intelectual than that.
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Damn you Michael Bay
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You knew it had to start. So many people are expecting greatness from this film that those who are only "mildly amused" are really going to be negative toward it. The crowd I saw it with could not stop laughing hysterically, and I agreed with the "funniest movie in decades" label. But if this guy thinks it's not as good as, say, "JackAss," I don't think he's the intended audience.
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i feel like i seen it already. it wasnt that good it was tired stuff. yawnakistan.. boooringkistan. firing squadistan. save my 10 bucksistan. so 2002istan.
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...make anyone else feel kind of uncomfortable? Or is it just me?
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I agree. Also, I'm so tired that when I close my eyes I immediately start dreaming. It's like I close my eyes and I'm in another room. That's probably bad, right? I admit that's a bit off topic. By the way, Cohen's fiance is the hottest chick on the planet and I hate him. Goodnight.
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and how he can count the amount of people that realized they could cut in front of this guy and get away with it because he cant do anything about it other then count? RAWR
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I was lucky enough to see an advance screening of this movie, so the jokes weren't ruined by this review, but for the consideration of everyone who hasn't see it, at least mark this review as spoiler heavy. It ruins the surprise of some of the best jokes in the film!
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This movie is funny. If you don't find it funny you are a retard. Clinically retarded you are.
PS: I nominate that as the most boring, annoying, and pompous review ever. Extra points for its pomposity being totally unwarranted. -
If the reviewer didn't find it funny, the reviewer didn't find it funny. That's the way it goes. I would of course disagree and I would not at all call it hyperbole to say this is the the funniest movie in decades. For me it probably was. I have to say I'm not shocked that people in North Carolina didn't find it funny, and I would also advise everyone to temper their critique of this critique by pointing out that the reviewer did, in fact, use the phrase "hella fun" to describe his antics in leading a revolution on a college campus that encompassed tens of people in the middle of a line for a free movie. Just stew on that for a moment and you'll realize there's really no point in attacking him. That'd be like getting angry at Bobby Brown because he told you he thought babies should smoke crack.
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He didn't spoil the movie for ME, I've seen it twice already (and, it should be said, loved it both times). But it should just be common sense, when so much of the comedy relies on the element of surprise, to avoid giving away the gags. He could have written a negative review and NOT explained all the jokes in great detail.
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Alright, this is what I think about Borat, in case you nerds were wondering. I'm a HUGE fan of Sasha Baron Cohen and I love the work he does on Da Ali G show. However, I've been perplexed, pleasantly suprised also, about the out of this world positive reviews for the movie. I say this because isn't Borat just essentially a longer segment of what Sasha does on his show? I mean if we want to categorize "funniest movies ever" and so forth, how does Borat excede what it has already shown on the show, which has been on television for a couple of years already? I think Sasha is a comedy genius and really I think my theory on the critics who are blown away by the movie haven't even seen the show, let alone skipped out on Tom Green and Jackass cause these things catered more to my generation(I'm 24 years old and we know both of those shows were on MTV). So, through all this idiotic ramblings, I'd have to conclude in saying that I bet this movie is just funny as shit but I wonder if it distances itself from the show in any way and has some sort of structure to it. If it does not, I don't think you can call it "funniest movie ever", cause you're then skipping over a lot of good "FILMS" that have plot, scripted dialogue, etc. like Young Frankenstein, Animal House, blah, blah, blah. Thoughts?
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I mean, I'll definitely be seeing it next week, but the first 4-5 minutes they posted here earlier in the week really aren't that funny.
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The movie goes farther than the tv series ever did. I was watching the tv segments again recently after seeing the movie and they seem quite tame in comparison now. Also, those first 4-5 minutes that were posted online that some people are saying are "not that funny" aren't really representative of the whole film. It's once the movie shifts from scripted set-up to duping unsuspecting interview subjects and jaw-dropping public stunts that it kicks into high gear...
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I submitted a review that was non-"OMG! That WAS ASWEOMEE!" about a month ago ... did that make it up? No. This dickhead makes it up, though, using the most cliched movie-review term ever: "Some people will love it. Others will hate it!" Well, no shit, Sherlock. Sorry ... but that's the most retarded phrase ever used in movie reviews. It means absolutely nothing. And everyone uses it. I'm just pissed my review didn't get put up ... I mean, at least I explained why Borat didn't work as well as I wanted it to ... unlike this dude.
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Honestly...Borat is basically 20-year-old Yakov Smirnoff routines. NOT funny.
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When one says "there's full frontal nudity" and then in the same sentence says "the penis is censored with a black bar" that doesn't constitute it being full frontal nudity. I want the full Borat experience, dammit!
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Apparently, they did a poll and the majority of the masses had no idea who Borat was. So they're opening it small and hoping to open in more screens later, but might not depending on how it does I agree that the film will probably bomb.
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The first few minutes shown online are basically a rehash of the jokes from the show, as is the press conference stuff I've seen online (prostitute sister, drinking fermented horse urine, ect ect). Is this movie just funny to those who have never seen Borat before? The show was fucking hilarious, but I don't want to pay to see the same jokes recycled on the big screen.
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If you don't like the movie, I'm not going to try to convert you. If you didn't laugh there's nothing anyone can say to make it funny. Nature of the beast. However, I believe that if you liked Borat on DA ALI G SHOW at all, you'll love this. The humor has escalated because the chances Cohen takes have escalated. If you thought "Throw the Jew Down the Well" was entertaining, offensive and controversial...well, that would be a mild skit in this film. One thing I won't allow people to tell you, however, is that this is somehow recycled or stolen material. I'll point specifically to Osmosis Jones; Jones, if you really think Cohen is stealing a Yakov act, I'm convinced you know nothing about comedy. That's an absurdist claim and I'm not even convinced you really meant it when you said it. Whoever compared it to JACKASS apparently has never seen JACKASS. The only other thing I can say is that I saw this movie with two audiences that absolutely rolled with laughter. However both of these screenings were in LA, and I said at the outset that I didn't think Middle America was ready for this concept or this character. I think this movie has much more of an OFFICE SPACE-type shelf life, where it bombs in theaters and becomes a classic on DVD.
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I've thought about it some more, and the main problem with Borat is that there's a skeleton of a plot, yes, but it seems like the scenes don't always connect with it. The movie is funny, but it is lacking substance and it seems ridiculously rushed. Everything feels forced.
I can't really describe it. I love the TV show, but I think the movie went a step in the wrong direction, even though his sketches in this movie I would argue are funnier than most of his TV routines (esp. the pentecostal church, wtf?) -
Like others have said, this NEEDS spoiler warnings. For christ's sake the guy describes in excruciating detail one of the best scenes in the movie! I will agree that this movie is best seen knowing nothing.
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It's all well and good someone who enjoyed Ali G and getting the whole thing watching this, but imagine all the people who will see it who've never seen a Borat piece! Classic. Sacha Baron Cohen has been refining his thing for years now, I remember the very first Borat skit on British TV, it was about him learning how to be an 'English Gentleman'. They sort of redid it for the US Ali G Show. I could NOT believe how good it was. But the character became somehow much more interesting working in post-9/11 America. Bush and Cheney did wonders for Cohen's career with their 'terror' shtick.
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Well, that's a lock... I won't be checking this out.
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...who dug ALI G INDAHOUSE? Yeah, it was a "bad" movie, but Jesus, I laughed my ass off. Alright, I can handle being alone on this. "Now, if you wouldn't mind fucking off..."
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It's true.
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They just seem to rely on shock and trying too hard... Wake me up when something more along the lines of 'Life is Beautiful' comes in...
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these days. Iain Lee was host of the 11 oclock show. This series set the likes of Ricky Gervaise(then the most hated comic on TV for a mock interview in gervaise, in a very serious tone verbally ripped a part a gay man) and sacha Baron Cohen/ Ali G/Borat/Bruno on the road of stardom. Big things were promised for Lee who seemed affable sort of chap. You could keep your eyes of Daisy Donovan or Sarah alexander Daisy replacement. Iain lee was given a list show but had the unfortunate bad luck of being around the same time as JImmy Carr, who took over from Iain Lee. BY the British Just missed the Higlight of The Borat was on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. He engaged Ross in Bollock squeezing. I kid you not.
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...to compare Cohen to Twain and Vonnegut. Wow. Cohen's a hack, boys and girls, and he'll be forgoteen within a couple years. This shit just isn't that funny. The reviewer is right to compare it with Jackass.
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Yes. I said forgoteen.
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It's not about "getting it." Just because you like the movie doesn't make you any brighter than the next guy who doesn't. I'm not going to go out and try to prove to anyone here that I have a degree of intellect above the masses because I really don't need to. All I am going to say is that I, for one, don't care for it. I find it every bit as sophomoric as Jackass, and twice as offensive. Cohen constantly plays the edge of racist, and uses his stereotyped personas to inflame people through the bigotry of his character. He plays the characters so poorly that I am sure most of the people offended by him are offended by the way that COHEN HIMSELF is acting, and not by the character. I also think Cohen doesn't care that he's being seen as racist. Frankly, I think that speaks volumes about Cohen as a person.
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It's like a very very very long and pointless SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE sketch from the Charles Rocket years--but turned into a film!
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I think these reviewers feel the need to mention stuff that happened before and after the movie (irrelevant as it is) just as proof that they really attended the screening, and that they're not just making it all up. They don't have to, but I guess they feel the need to.
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More than any other form of film comedy is a matter of taste. The esteemed Roger Ebert in his reviews of the Naked Gun movies (I belive) says the only way to judge a comedy is "does it make me laugh?" Even then there is no garantee it will make you laugh. Action is always action, drama is always drama. Comedy divides. That's why there are so few great comedies that everyone agrees on, and almost none have true universal acclaim. So this reviewer didn't laugh. Thats fair. It means we have different tastes.
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What studio thought that people would PAY to see a one-joke wonder like Borat? Ali G better hop the first flight back to London before he gets run out of town on a rail.
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I thought the biggest problem with the film was that it didn't go far enough. I feel like there's a good bit of silly slapstick and an interlude with some college kids in an RV that just goes on for ages. They should have included more of those "deleted" scenes ... the one where Borat speaks to the SPCA Officer, for example ... or the one of the police officer that tells him "Welcome to America" basically, by acknowledging that fact that the police treat all foreigners like terrorists. Too many throwaway jokes (Borat breaking a bunch of antiques in a useless scene) and not enough making Americans look like racist, psychotic assholes.
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i watched the teaser and the trailer online a couple of days ago...why ? because i kept seeing and hearing the name BORAT for like a month now and had no clue who he was..when i saw his face i remembered some controversey over his bits, i guess on the ali g show, never watched that show...but like i said i kept hearing the name BORAT, BORAT, first i thought he was a parody of the iranian president....anyhow, my point is, is that its not surprising that no one has heard of him....honestly who would watch more than one or 2 ali g shows anyhow...the man peaked with the madonna video imho...to me the interest in this movie is the same as any marketing campaign...say someones name or the name of anything long and hard enuf and people will be curious....its the only explanation for why i keep hearing people say "im goin to get my ipod today " when there are far superior devices on the market...but ipod has been burned into the very TV influenced populAtion that basicallly does and buys whatever the cool people have or what their friends have..... so i predict BORAT will do good, maybe not great, but good.......maybe ill download it from bearshare or wait to rent it on pay-per-view...other that that theres no reason to run to a theatre...im waiting for an actual decent movie to come out before i head out to the theatre.. so i guess ill be waiting till about MAY then
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Ok i know one thing about his review.
He WATCHES MTV.
So in knowing that every single one of his words thoughts or opinions are to be dicounted, he is a product of the stupid box TV, he only knows whats funny from SNL and the Simpsons, he does not have HBO and has not ever watched ALI G, SOrry when borat throws Money at the Jew Roaches thats is the funniest shit ever, He is Jewish himself. And besides you are just some stupid pimple faced college kid who thinks pink shirts are cool and binge drinking with 500 dudes with not a female in 100 miles of you cool. You suck. Silence yourself on current reviews. You are an uptight jackass a peoduct of MTV and 5th avenue,
Kurt Loder asks me what i say to a dead cops wife? Cop kill my People everyday THATS LIFE-Talib Kweli -
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NOt only did negative review douche Morairty call jackass a good movie, but he also typed the word "Hella" That is just further proof of his conformaity to mainstream sheepness, no dude with 2 working tesaticles would say the word hella you just go to college dont rape to many passed out minors graduate and go to your cubicle and work 50 hours a week for 50 years and be miserable thinking BORAT is not funny and is offencive
this guy as noted is a jackass
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Nov 07, 2006 10:48:55 AM CST
UNCE CHAPEL HILL CALLED OUT< YOU FUKING LOOSERS,Suicide
by gutterofpolice420
Every single student at the jetblue screening who didnt find the movie funny here is a look into there futures...
Guranteed have broken marriages f*cked up kids massive debt and then most likely suicide. I know what you mean my friend, i can tell all the kids at a place like UNC are stuck up pieces of garbage. If you cant laugh at a movie like borat WOMP WOMP GO KILL YOURSELF cuz you are gonna be dead anyway your anus is so tight you are gonna explode from your own shit buildup. Retards in cage escaping to rape there sister FUNNY AS FUCK sorry if you cant find that funny take the stick out your ass, well i guess you are the same people who "WANT TO BE FAMOUS" man this country is screwed God help us,A whole group of college kids who didnt laugh at BORAT
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