I am – Hercules!!

It picks up five months later. We don’t see the funeral. Coop’s death is keeping things from getting back to normal. Ryan is not in the poolhouse and he’s not in school. He’s fighting ‘round the world. Julie is popping pills and growing distant from Summer’s dad. Summer … smells different.

I saw it. Now you can. Starting 3 a.m. ET, midnight PT.

I’m told you have to go to MySpace or the website of one of 24 Fox affiliates. I saw nothing in either place, but there’s still 90 or so minutes to go.

4.1 is titled “The Avengers.” Seth is now running a comic book store and Summer is in Rhode Island – but they only spend one in the next four episodes apart. Taylor Townsend has been busy in Europe. Minicoop is hanging with Luke’s little brothers. There’s a scary new version of an old Kate Bush song. “If I only could make a deal with God,” it goes. “Get him to swap our places.”

4.2, which goes online in a week, is titled “The Gringos.” Steve-O plays a crazed Marine. 4.3 is titled “The Cold Turkey.” It’s the Thanksgiving episode and features a fleeting “Galactica” reference. 4.4 is titled “The Metamorphosis” and is all about Summer blossoming into a female lead.

If you want to know how 4.1 ends you’ll have to wait till it goes online or just highlight some invisotext: “I just realized,” Ryan tells Julie, standing over Coop’s headstone. “I have to do this.”

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