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That ERAGON Trailer Is Now HD-ier!!

Merrick here...


Before we go any further, I should probably note that
I haven't read any of THE INHERITANCE TRILOGY (which ERAGON begins), but I'm told it's a sloppy orgasm of shameless derivation.

As such, I can't offer any context for this trailer beyond a face value assessment. And that assessment is? Lots of dizzying aerial acrobatics + the same old fantasy settings/costumes/archetypes we've seen more times than we can count = "meh."

Nonetheless, we thought you'd like to know that apple.com has now posted the ERAGON trailer in HD.

No dialogue, no performances, and lots of dragons. You do the math.

This being said, I'm all for a kickass dragon movie -- I don't think we've had a really good one since DRAGONSLAYER. DRAGONHEART was kinda embarrassing and stupid & REIGN OF FIRE was heading the right direction but still missed the mark. And then, of course, there's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS...which was, well, you know what I'm talking about. It had Jeremy Irons in it...just like ERAGON...a harbinger already noted by geeks far and wide.

Am I missing any other dragon movies of note? Been a really long day...

Click the noble fire beast!!!


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Meh
by Monkeylove
Oct 24th, 2006
07:57:21 PM
It's going to suck. Hard.
by Bean_
Oct 24th, 2006
08:03:57 PM
wow that was painful to watch
by wolvenom
Oct 24th, 2006
08:12:39 PM
DRAGON MOVIES = BOMB
by Johnny Storm
Oct 24th, 2006
08:15:15 PM
How do you "ruin" Eragon's story, Bean?
by BeeDub
Oct 24th, 2006
08:28:28 PM
Chill out, people, it's a kids movie
by CTU Mole
Oct 24th, 2006
08:34:52 PM
OK, Who gave Uwe Boll one hundred million dollars?
by Johnmischief54
Oct 24th, 2006
08:45:54 PM
This New Trailer is Awesome
by Gil Brooks
Oct 24th, 2006
09:10:38 PM
Not Too Shabby
by Evil Chicken
Oct 24th, 2006
09:25:16 PM
Better CGI than the D&D flick!!
by godoffireinhell
Oct 24th, 2006
09:27:02 PM
This is utterly copycat: the
by TheTalentedMrBond
Oct 24th, 2006
09:36:31 PM
BeeDub I love Eragon, so yes I think they ruined it
by Bean_
Oct 24th, 2006
09:38:41 PM
Fact: If you "love" Eragon you are an illiterate child.
by Winterchili
Oct 24th, 2006
10:03:01 PM
This a sequel to that cheesy Dungeons & Dragons movie?
by Orionsangels
Oct 24th, 2006
10:05:55 PM
What wowed the execs
by half vader
Oct 24th, 2006
10:09:28 PM
24trailer.com
by MoviePirate
Oct 24th, 2006
10:09:56 PM
Fact: I'm a school librarian
by Larry of Arabia
Oct 24th, 2006
10:11:00 PM
Star Wars With Dragons and Swords
by darthliquidator
Oct 24th, 2006
10:31:28 PM
Let me tell you the sad part of this tale...
by Lezbo Milk
Oct 24th, 2006
10:32:19 PM
The bullshit about "young authors"
by Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
Oct 24th, 2006
10:44:24 PM
Temeraire
by Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
Oct 24th, 2006
10:46:51 PM
Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
by farmercotton
Oct 24th, 2006
11:52:16 PM
Farmercotton
by Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
Oct 25th, 2006
01:53:15 AM
Eragon - is the name derivative of Aragorn?
by Dannychico
Oct 25th, 2006
03:11:41 AM
"Sorry," apologized Brom.
by Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
Oct 25th, 2006
05:12:05 AM
its a turd
by Kizeesh
Oct 25th, 2006
06:28:04 AM
I think Irons is trying to apologize still...
by Anna Valerious
Oct 25th, 2006
07:44:49 AM
Looks like a "sci-fi channel original"......
by Jimmy Jazz
Oct 25th, 2006
10:19:11 AM
Probably crap, but hold on there Canuck Cricket
by PornKing
Oct 25th, 2006
10:43:28 AM
I have a little faith
by hatramroany
Oct 25th, 2006
02:19:23 PM
Trailer music?
by hargon27
Oct 25th, 2006
05:16:30 PM
Dragonslayer is the BEST dragon movie hands down!!
by Doc_Strange
Oct 25th, 2006
05:34:07 PM
ERAGON or IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SEIGE TALE
by Hail
Oct 25th, 2006
07:14:34 PM
"sci-fi channel original"
by Hail
Oct 25th, 2006
07:16:36 PM
"You can't polish a turd" - Kizeesh
by half vader
Oct 25th, 2006
08:41:39 PM
Riddick
by half vader
Oct 25th, 2006
09:08:14 PM
AH HA! Found the music used!!!
by Gil Brooks
Oct 25th, 2006
09:42:43 PM
PornKing
by Canadian Cricket Team Fanclub
Oct 26th, 2006
12:59:59 AM
Verily it doth suck Dragon balls...
by KillaKane
Oct 26th, 2006
09:56:00 AM
Man you people are angry.
by PwnedByStallone
Oct 26th, 2006
12:15:53 PM
"meh" = perfect assesment
by quadrupletree
Oct 26th, 2006
03:26:41 PM
I'm so fucking sick of this kind of fantasy shit,
by dirtsandwich
Oct 26th, 2006
06:02:44 PM

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