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A spy wants to eat up HANNIBAL RISING with some fava beans and a nice chianti!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a test screening review of the Young Hannibal flick, HANNIBAL RISING. I'm a little wary about a prequel story for Mr. Lecter, but if this guy isn't pull our leg then this sounds like not only a worthy addition to the Hannibal Lecter universe, but a solid damn movie in its own right. Might be some spoilery stuff below, but our reviewer doesn't go too deep into the events of the flick. Still, tread carefully if you're afraid of spoilers. Enjoy!!!

Hi,

Johnny “Chuck” Death (the Man in the Tan Hat (NYC)) with a review of the new entry in film world’s Thomas Harris’ Lecter series HANNIBAL RISING. The screening took place in Edgewater NJ just a short hop across the GW Bridge. You printed my report from the NYC Monster House screening so I thought I’d toss this your way.

I attended with my wife the BatChick and we were, quite frankly not expecting much. We were told ithe usual -t was one of the first showings and the film was not finished (effects, music, scratches etc. ) We got much more than expected. We were riveted from the start to the finish. And the film looked and sounded pretty darn locked to me.

The film opens in 1944 as the Lecter family including young Hannibal and his little adorable sister Misha leaves their castle for the lodge in the woods. Russian Tanks, crashing Nazi aircraft (the effects looked finished to me) leave the kids orphaned and then come the scumbag local criminal bastards. Things go from bad to worse and anyone who has read Hannibal already knows that Mish is eaten.

Flash forwards - Hannibal escaping an orphanage that was once his family castle. He displays some traits, can not speak and screams from nightmares.

He makes it to Paris where he is taken in by his aunt Gong Li (really). He learns the way of the Samurai, is the youngest student accepted to med school on a working scholarship (working in the morgue) and meets up with inspector Papilon who is hunting war criminals. Some great moments between the two, hints of Hannibal’s ability to “turn the tables” and play mind games. After defending his aunts honor in a typically Lecter fashion Hannibal goes on the hunt himself.

I don’t want to give away any more. Gaspard Ulliel is excellent as Young Hannibal. The period setting is remarkable. The cinematography by Ben Davis is as gorgeous as Gong Li. The script by Thomas Harris grabs you and leads you deeper into the legend of Lecter. The audience seemed overall pleased and I hope they change not a frame. Far superior to Red Dragon. As good as Hannibal. One of the most entertaining movies I have seen this year.

Johnny “Chuck” Death
The Man In The Tan Hat


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by dread pirate roberts
Oct 19th, 2006
12:12:43 PM
DreadPirate
by Thunderpants
Oct 19th, 2006
12:17:46 PM
As good as HANNIBAL? Where do I sign up?
by JohnGalt06
Oct 19th, 2006
12:19:57 PM
Samurai Lecter vs. the Nazis
by Celicynd
Oct 19th, 2006
12:24:32 PM
Samurai...
by Bloo
Oct 19th, 2006
12:27:18 PM
Has it actually been re-named HANNIBAL RISING?...
by DanielKurland
Oct 19th, 2006
12:27:55 PM
SAMURAI?
by the beef
Oct 19th, 2006
12:28:46 PM
thunderpants
by dread pirate roberts
Oct 19th, 2006
12:34:49 PM
Stupid title, bad idea for a movie
by The_Deathticle
Oct 19th, 2006
12:37:19 PM
I pass
by Cory849
Oct 19th, 2006
12:44:20 PM
Hannibal Rising...
by abominate
Oct 19th, 2006
12:44:49 PM
Hannibal STILL Knows What You Did Last Summer
by Ill Clinton
Oct 19th, 2006
12:45:27 PM
"As good as Hannibal"
by CatVutt
Oct 19th, 2006
12:46:00 PM
Sound good
by Teamwak
Oct 19th, 2006
12:46:21 PM
I hated Hannibal...
by emeraldboy
Oct 19th, 2006
12:49:16 PM
Lost all credit with "as good as hannibal"
by AdrianVeidt
Oct 19th, 2006
12:52:11 PM
"Hannibal" Was Atrocious
by AliaAtreides
Oct 19th, 2006
12:59:22 PM
"Hannibal" Was Atrocious
by AliaAtreides
Oct 19th, 2006
12:59:38 PM
Gotta love how every origin story these days
by BirdMcMonster
Oct 19th, 2006
01:09:17 PM
Will Harry take any 5-year olds to this?
by Badger999
Oct 19th, 2006
01:14:14 PM
if its "as good as hannibal"...
by binarybender
Oct 19th, 2006
01:14:32 PM
I haven't read the book, but...
by Rakafraker
Oct 19th, 2006
01:19:02 PM
HANNIBAL is highly underrated...
by Messiahman
Oct 19th, 2006
01:24:00 PM
Calling Bullshit....
by flamingrunt
Oct 19th, 2006
01:25:36 PM
as good as Hannibal? Ugh...
by Datascream
Oct 19th, 2006
02:13:08 PM
I love HANNIBAL!
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 19th, 2006
02:26:46 PM
Most simpletons can't appreciate Hannibal
by slone13
Oct 19th, 2006
02:26:54 PM
And Red Dragon wasn't bad...
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 19th, 2006
02:30:36 PM
Hannibal (book) > Hannibal (movie)
by Badger999
Oct 19th, 2006
02:39:40 PM
Abbott and Costello Meet Hannibal Lecter
by Mgmax
Oct 19th, 2006
02:40:29 PM
On a scale of one to sauce I'd give it Alfredo
by hugmeplease
Oct 19th, 2006
02:41:15 PM
How can anyone say Slience is Shit
by emeraldboy
Oct 19th, 2006
02:47:04 PM
Time to Play "Block this Trend"
by bobbyjoe
Oct 19th, 2006
02:52:54 PM
Learns the way of the Samurai????
by Drewchem08
Oct 19th, 2006
03:00:18 PM
still sounds like crap.......
by wolvenom
Oct 19th, 2006
03:01:01 PM
bobbyjoe
by Badger999
Oct 19th, 2006
03:01:35 PM
How I know this review is fake
by Milton Waddams
Oct 19th, 2006
03:14:31 PM
Ghost Dog
by ElDobermann
Oct 19th, 2006
03:15:55 PM
Ye gods...
by The Grey Man
Oct 19th, 2006
03:20:48 PM
Yeah us Simpletons wanted Silence of the Lambs 2
by modlight
Oct 19th, 2006
03:20:48 PM
Question...
by ldm882
Oct 19th, 2006
03:24:25 PM
Nananananananananana BATCHICK!
by DOGSOUP
Oct 19th, 2006
03:41:50 PM
It's been said before but I'll say it again
by KCMOSHer
Oct 19th, 2006
03:53:11 PM
I agree with Messiahman, actually -- I loved Hannibal
by emu47
Oct 19th, 2006
03:54:50 PM
The main Problem with hannibal was..
by emeraldboy
Oct 19th, 2006
03:56:45 PM
Uh, no...
by CatVutt
Oct 19th, 2006
03:57:50 PM
He thought HANNIBAL was better than RED DRAGON.
by brokentusk
Oct 19th, 2006
03:57:52 PM
Am I the only person here
by lucky slevin
Oct 19th, 2006
04:04:35 PM
re: lucky slevin
by emu47
Oct 19th, 2006
04:07:12 PM
The first positive thing I've heard about Hannibal...
by Chief Redcock
Oct 19th, 2006
04:09:00 PM
Rotten Tomatoes is still around?
by slone13
Oct 19th, 2006
04:21:39 PM
There was class in Manhunter??
by W3bzpinn3r
Oct 19th, 2006
04:24:43 PM
I loved Hannibal
by Purgatori
Oct 19th, 2006
04:37:43 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Oct 19th, 2006
04:39:47 PM
Right on, W3bzpinn3r
by slone13
Oct 19th, 2006
04:40:56 PM
Deep Rising Rising!
by JackPumpkinhead
Oct 19th, 2006
05:12:22 PM
why's everybody always raggin on rat?
by soup74
Oct 19th, 2006
05:15:43 PM
Hannibal the Book
by readingwriter
Oct 19th, 2006
05:27:40 PM
Hannibal sucked because the book sucked
by ebolamonkey
Oct 19th, 2006
05:37:52 PM
I KNOW WHO YOU ATE LAST SUMMER
by badboymason
Oct 19th, 2006
05:41:13 PM
I think I'm one of the few ones who loved Hannibal
by MrFloppy
Oct 19th, 2006
05:54:07 PM
"Coming to Next Gen Consoles"
by Ridge
Oct 19th, 2006
06:01:20 PM
Hannibal's Real Name Revealed to be...
by Larry of Arabia
Oct 19th, 2006
06:30:51 PM
addendum
by JohnnyDeath
Oct 19th, 2006
06:35:51 PM
Hannibal Rising?
by Ironmuskrat
Oct 19th, 2006
07:18:38 PM
Preach it, Messiahman!
by Somerichs
Oct 19th, 2006
07:20:49 PM
Hannibal learns the way of the samuria too soon
by pandamaster83
Oct 19th, 2006
07:26:41 PM
"Hannibal" was not because of Thomas Harris love
by W3bzpinn3r
Oct 19th, 2006
07:42:51 PM
If Hannibal ate this reviewer, he'd be vegetarian.
by themikejonas
Oct 19th, 2006
07:55:40 PM
Hannibal Rising....Untouchables 2: Capone Rising....
by LHombreSiniestro
Oct 19th, 2006
08:19:52 PM
The title "Hannibal Rising"
by Roy Neary
Oct 19th, 2006
08:39:08 PM
Sorry
by Roy Neary
Oct 19th, 2006
08:43:24 PM
Hey you fucktards, stop hating on Manhunter
by No Talent Ass Clown
Oct 19th, 2006
09:25:01 PM
?
by No Talent Ass Clown
Oct 19th, 2006
09:28:54 PM
Manhunter much better than Red Dragon
by Moa Kaka
Oct 19th, 2006
09:30:47 PM
I know everyone thinks they're cool for knowing about
by CTU Mole
Oct 19th, 2006
09:49:12 PM
Manhunter
by AliaAtreides
Oct 19th, 2006
10:34:28 PM
Attention... class in session...
by W3bzpinn3r
Oct 19th, 2006
11:06:50 PM
"Silence" is the best horror film ever made.
by blackwood
Oct 19th, 2006
11:55:58 PM
Manhunter is a great film
by The Atomic Worm
Oct 20th, 2006
12:06:44 AM
From Justin to Kelly
by RedScab
Oct 20th, 2006
12:47:38 AM
I'll check it out, to be sure.
by Paul T. Ryan
Oct 20th, 2006
01:14:03 AM
Fly on Hannibal's head
by BenBraddock
Oct 20th, 2006
02:40:05 AM
Fucking idiot
by deanamatronix
Oct 20th, 2006
03:05:48 AM
Mystery extraction machine
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2006
03:13:40 AM
I would say Ashok0 is a troll, however....
by No Talent Ass Clown
Oct 20th, 2006
05:08:54 AM
More evidence of Manhunter's excellence...
by No Talent Ass Clown
Oct 20th, 2006
05:19:56 AM
Sorry, but I discount all those who diss MANHUNTER
by Messiahman
Oct 20th, 2006
05:58:37 AM
Oh, and W3bzpinn3r...
by Messiahman
Oct 20th, 2006
06:02:04 AM
BooYaaaa!!!!!
by No Talent Ass Clown
Oct 20th, 2006
06:26:43 AM
Franklin T - Prequels
by CatVutt
Oct 20th, 2006
06:28:16 AM
"flunked out of school"? ha!
by W3bzpinn3r
Oct 20th, 2006
06:49:38 AM
CatVutt
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2006
06:50:30 AM
Okay, W3bzpinn3r
by Messiahman
Oct 20th, 2006
07:01:15 AM
Hey deanamatronix
by JohnnyDeath
Oct 20th, 2006
07:30:25 AM
Plant plant plant!
by 3 Bag Enema
Oct 20th, 2006
09:23:11 AM
Fiennes was ok as Tooth Fairy....
by The Atomic Worm
Oct 20th, 2006
11:15:02 AM
"As good as Hannibal" = Sleepy Crap
by Blaquesmith
Oct 20th, 2006
11:45:15 AM
Well, I discount all those who say "pickle smokers"
by Messiahman
Oct 20th, 2006
01:31:48 PM
BenBraddock, go watch
by Jbud
Oct 20th, 2006
01:47:33 PM
as good as Hannibal?!?!
by Schih Thayde
Oct 20th, 2006
03:27:56 PM
And isn't Gong Li Chinese?
by Schih Thayde
Oct 20th, 2006
03:32:13 PM
Ashok0, I know you have a crush on Ratner....
by The Atomic Worm
Oct 20th, 2006
09:55:07 PM
Anyway Ashok0...
by The Atomic Worm
Oct 20th, 2006
10:00:21 PM
Hey Ashoko, if you're gonna try to quote me...
by Messiahman
Oct 20th, 2006
10:15:53 PM
Manhunter is better than you are
by darwinmayflower
Oct 20th, 2006
11:57:25 PM
Harris' big F.U. to fans
by shellfishh
Oct 21st, 2006
03:58:31 PM
Manhunter is far better than Hannibal.
by Walterego
Oct 22nd, 2006
09:39:14 PM
Loved it
by gary10722
Oct 24th, 2006
06:05:59 PM
Sister's death spoilt character
by Avengerdude
Nov 12th, 2006
11:17:16 AM

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