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We all did it as kids, now's your chance to put words into Optimus Prime's mouth!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now studios always run some sort of contest to raise awareness for their flicks, especially their big tentpole pictures. It's no surprise that Paramount is rolling out a TRANSFORMERS contest, but what I like about this one is that it's not only creative, but it's cool as shit. This isn't a "win two tickets to the Hollywood premiere" or "win a $250 Best Buy Shopping Spree" or some other crap. Peter Cullen announced this at Botcon and now the official site is ready. The prize of the contest is an ultimate geek badge of honor, getting to put words into Optimus Prime's mouth.

Peter Cullen, as Optimus, will voice the top 10 entries, picked by the entrants and, ultimately, the TRANSFORMERS movie creative team. The best will be picked for inclusion into the film itself and the 9 runners up get the Cullen treatment, which will be posted on the official website.

Now this is a good chance to put your money where your mouth is. I've read that crappy pre-shooting script draft that leaked out just the same as you guys. Is there something missing there? Of course there is... Tons was wrong with that draft. I've heard it's changed radically and for the better, but I haven't seen that draft myself, so I can't say for sure. However, I do know that I'd love for this to turn into a sort of fan movement demanding some classic Prime lines be included. I mean, the filmmakers are going to pay attention to this. It'll be hard for them to ignore a mountain of suggestions that'll keep the character closer to what we all know and love.

I'm sure we're going to see tons of smart ass entries, which is fine. I'm looking forward to hearing some of the most raw and wrong, actually. This is, however, a chance to effect change, even if it's just one line, in a major geek property. Below you'll find the entry form. You can also find it on transformersmovie.com. Good luck!


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  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    yep

    by lofe101

    the pope fucked a bear, no fault of mine

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    "I'm sorry"

    by JuggFuckler

    That would be a great start

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Optimus: "zombiewestern.de rocks!"

    by TraumReiter

    That would be cool!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:30 p.m. CST

    what

    by lofe101

    the pope fucked a bear, no fault of mine

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:30 p.m. CST

    FURST!

    by Ricky Henderson

    am I?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah

    by Phategod1

    Another Transformers Talk back and i might be first

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    yep

    by lofe101

    the pope fucked a bear, no fault of mine

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Wait, now we have to write the script for them too!

    by tile_mcgillus

    I guess they fucked everything else up so they figured why not try and save this craptactular movie by having "fan involvement". Instead of having this, why didn't they let us pick the designs, script, and actors that didn't suck!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I'm only half Jewish!

    by JuggFuckler

    .

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    First!!!!

    by infamousralf

    Yeah...... What's the big deal?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    My Suggestion:

    by DerLanghaarige

    "AICN Talkbackers hate me!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Or better:

    by DerLanghaarige

    "Get A Life!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:31 p.m. CST

    ha-ha

    by nolan bautista

    ha-ha

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    "I'm on fire!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    Bitches!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    FIRST!!!

    by Wal El

    BUT I STILL DON'T CARE.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:34 p.m. CST

    me

    by Ang_Lee

    Robots in my eyes

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    "Damn You, Michael Bay!"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:36 p.m. CST

    sweet!

    by Datascream

    Autobots Maximize!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:34 p.m. CST

    I still don't care...

    by Wal El

    about this movie...yet.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:34 p.m. CST

    "Come on baby, fuck me hard!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    Imagine he would REALLY say that in the movie!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Or:

    by DerLanghaarige

    "Buy Snakes On A Plane on DVD! It's great and Optimus said so!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:38 p.m. CST

    "Ya mama!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    " A Robot walks into a bar..."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Make him say:

    by cerebulon

    Frog vent the blast core!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Cool, but....

    by infamousralf

    It seems unfortunate that Hollywood has to resort to such tricks to get people interested in their movies (the people who enter this contest are going to be the ones that know about already anyway). Shouldn't the movie draw people in of its own accord? That being said, this is pretty frickin' awesome contest. I'm gonna enter. How about "Let's kick some metal ass"? Or perhaps, "Optimus Prime Smash!" No? Oh well, I'll think of something.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:39 p.m. CST

    "Michael Bay created me.....

    by HammeredGuy

    then raped my childhood, sniff"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    "Save K.P.!"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:40 p.m. CST

    or ninth

    by infamousralf

    whatev.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:43 p.m. CST

    How about this:

    by Ricky Henderson

    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:41 p.m. CST

    I've got the winning line right here:

    by photoboy

    I think Prime should say: "Please for the love of god get rid of these fucking flames and make me look like I did in Gen 1!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:44 p.m. CST

    This is bullshit....

    by Hairy Nutsack

    We all know the line they'll pick is already in the movie, it will be "Autobots, transform and rollout!" There is no fucking chance in hell they can just add some random line without rewriting an entire scene. Think about it, how can some fan come up with some brilliant piece of dialogue having not read the script? That said, I would actually pay to see this movie if the line "You're such a Retardicon." was in it. Robot Chicken forever!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Hey baby

    by infamousralf

    Wanna polish my chrome?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:42 p.m. CST

    "Serenity will own your ass!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    "Leave Uwe Boll alone or you feel the wrath of Optimus Prime!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:44 p.m. CST

    "Megatron, you look like shit!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    "The Autobots can defeat any foe, except hacky hollywood out to maim a franchise for their financial gain." "Why is Starscream an ape...no...seriously...that is just stupid?" "Spike, er, Sam can you show me a way out of this movie." "Its the end of the road, Galvatron....I have to say dumb shit like this because I look like Hot Rod for no apparent reason." "OH NO! MICHEAL BAY JUGGFUCKLED US!" "Autobots ROLL OUT of this movie and never look back!" "Can someone help me, I can't figure out how to transform back into a truck, it is just too damn complicated! THANKS MICHAEL BAY!" "Megatron is not brother, who wrote this crap?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:47 p.m. CST

    A kick in the nuts to everyone outside of the US...

    by Snake-eyes

    BAH! So only ppl in the US can enter? That rather sucks... (like everything else about this film - except cullen)! Well, for what its worth, my choices wouldve been: "Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost!!" or "One shall stand... one shall fall!" Obvious choices i think :) Another choice would be "Autobots... roll out!" but i suspect it will already be in there. But then knowing how crap this film is looking thus far, who the hell knows for certain. :(

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:47 p.m. CST

    "I feel pretty! oh so pretty! oh so pretty & witty & __

    by Ricky Henderson

    Fa la la la laaaaaa la la!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Optimus Prime Says....

    by StovetopStuffin'

    "Flames on me = gay as hell"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:46 p.m. CST

    "I want these muthafucking snakes out...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...of tha muthafucking plane!"<br> Or imagine right in the middle of the biggest actionscene of the movie, Optimus turns to the camera and says: "Turn off your fucking mobile, douchebag!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:47 p.m. CST

    but I don't wanna put anything in Optimus' mouth

    by Ricky Henderson

    seriously now.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:48 p.m. CST

    "At least I don't have nipples."

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:49 p.m. CST

    "The Decepticons must have put these flames on me..."

    by DOGSOUP

    "...while I was offline"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Why does a "Please write our dialogue for us"...

    by Childe Roland

    ...contest not bolster my confidence in the creative team behind this script? I swear, every time a leaked image or piece of news nudges me closer to thinking this movie could be a-o.k., something else really out of left field pops up and sends my robot arms flailing wildly "Danger, Will Robinson! Warning!" Ultimately I'm back where I started regarding this film: Low expectations but willing to be pleasantly surprised.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:51 p.m. CST

    "Oh Megatron, you big silly robotic trollop!"

    by Ricky Henderson

    ...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:52 p.m. CST

    "Buy more Star Wars DVD's! You know you want it!"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    hows about...

    by waggy

    "wait, grown men are this upset about a cartoon that was created to sell action figures?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    "Good news, i just big money on my car insurance"

    by future help

    that is all

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    "I am Lactimus Prime, leader of the Molesticons!"

    by Ricky Henderson

    can he say that?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Line?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Just because I have flames, that does not make me gay, Ironhide. Just look at Bumblebee. Now that little guy is G-A-Y."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:54 p.m. CST

    "DerLanghaarige is not funny...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...but he humped your mother last night!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 1:55 p.m. CST

    "Remember kids, stay in school!"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST

    "I'm Optimus Prime, bitch!"

    by The Dum Guy

    ehhh

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST

    "Don Murphy is a fucking twat that rapes babies!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    "Why do my eyes look like a bassett hound's?" "Once we defeat the decepticons we shall go after the design team!" "Please god don't have a stupid bomb drop shot in this movie." "Thanks for hanging us out to dry Hasbro."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:02 p.m. CST

    US only?

    by Tomaka

    Damn it. I live in Canada. I are all the cool things only available in the States?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:01 p.m. CST

    "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    Too bad that this line already belongs to a cool robot...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Prostate Exams

    by gengrievous82

    Hi, I'm Optimus Prime. What you've just seen is a dramatization of what you, your friends, and your family go through if you don't get regular prostate exams. Now we transformers don't have internal organs and can't get cancer, but you do... and you can!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Who the fuck is this Autobot?

    by 123MBRO

    Funniest youtube video ever.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Are you retarded?!! Im GODDAMN OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!

    by badboymason

    nootch

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:13 p.m. CST

    123MBRO

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I actually know what you're talking about. Thanks for the reminder and the laugh.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:12 p.m. CST

    "But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode...

    by DOGSOUP

    ...that happens to me sometimes..."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:12 p.m. CST

    "Yeah, another bad eighties adaption!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    "Can someone go back in time and stop Michael Bay's parents from procreating? I'm looking at you Arnold." "Why do I have ghetto flames on my body, this is fucking ridiculous!" "KIDS RUN, Don't watch this crap!" "We sent Bumblebee down to earth first because we like to make no sense whatsoever." "If Megatron is my brother then my mom is fucking ugly!" "Wonder Twin powers...ACTIVATE" (touches hands with Megatron)

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:15 p.m. CST

    If someone actually "wins" this contest...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...do they get a writing credit? And, in turn, do they get a percentage? Find yourself a good lawyer kids!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Yes, I am Jewish

    by zacdilone

    <EOM>

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Could someone e-mail me the script that leaked?

    by 3 Bag Enema

    I'll be eternally grateful. Really. hairy_thunderer@yahoo.com

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:16 p.m. CST

    "Hi, I'm Optimus Prime. Welcome to a jackass' movie."

    by The Dum Guy

    I'm not sure if this is in any way a good indication if the script is superb, I'll take mediocre at this point.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:18 p.m. CST

    "HI. I'M OPTIMUS PRIME...

    by Mad Dog Vachon

    AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A UNIQUE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:19 p.m. CST

    "Go! Go! GADGET PENIS!!!!"

    by El Borak

    Yeah

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I am a Nazi War Machine

    by georges garvaren

    I swear he said that on the show

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:21 p.m. CST

    3 Bag Enema

    by tile_mcgillus

    Just go to the nearest wall and ram your head into it about fifty times, it is basically the same thing.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:24 p.m. CST

    "My flames are itching!"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:27 p.m. CST

    "I crapped my pants"

    by godzillasushi

    I dont think they would let fans include a line in a Pixar movie, or The Departed or some crap. Usually that means its not being taken seriously, as if the complete and utter change of the characters, storyline, and themes wasnt enough. I also feel really stupid for caring how it turns out....but I cant help it!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:28 p.m. CST

    "You gonna use the whole fist, Doc?"

    by SpyGuy

    ROBOT CHICKEN resets are a must...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:28 p.m. CST

    "Vagina!"

    by DerLanghaarige

    Let Optimus say what we all think!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:30 p.m. CST

    "Do you know what happens to a Decepticon...

    by DOGSOUP

    ...when struck by lightning? The same thing as everything else."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    "Roboplegic Wrongcock"

    by Goatboy

    "Retardicons...no wait..." "Thwack my Bonobo" "Who transforms into the C-90? Maaaan you got fucked"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:37 p.m. CST

    "jasjhgjdhsgaksg"

    by godzillasushi

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:36 p.m. CST

    "I want these motherfucking flames OFF

    by whoopdeedoo

    my motherfucking fenders!" There's your winner right there. And you know they'll never put a fan line into the actual script. It'll end up being in the credits as an outtake like they do with the Pixar movies. Optimus Prime trying to transform and cutting a fart and saying the fan line "oops I crapped my pants".

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:39 p.m. CST

    ginrei724

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Just because certain filmed set pieces match the draft script does NOT mean the shooting script is the same. Why do you refuse to see that the writers' job on this film is nowhere near being finished (Optimus's Line Contest jokes aside)? If any of you read the official movie site thread, you'll find that they will be working on this film all the way through post. Of course this does not mean the movie won't still be a trainwreck. But it does mean that you don't know anything regarding the final script.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:41 p.m. CST

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IM on FIRE!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    "I wish my fans would have tried to tell these people they are crazy...wait, they did huh? AND we're ignored. AWESOME! Micheal Bay I am coming for you!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:42 p.m. CST

    He should say, when asked what to do:

    by damned-dirty-ape

    Fuck Megatron and Starscream, fuck them up their stupid asses! I'll make them eat their shit, then shit out their shit, then eat that shit that we made them eat! Somehow though, i don't think it would make it into a probable pg film.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Lets start a fight

    by damned-dirty-ape

    Who do you lot think would win in a contest between George Lucas and Michael Bay for raping peoples movie going experiences based on things most of them saw as kids? I give 3 to 1 on lucas and evens for Bay. That should get this talkback going!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:48 p.m. CST

    this is stupid

    by Jack Burton

    So they just want a random line of dialogue that they are going to incorporate into their $200M+ movie with no care for context? Yeah, I'd say they've definitely got their shit together. I guess they were impressed by how well this worked out for Snakes on a Plane.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:51 p.m. CST

    "You're with me, leather(bot)."

    by ctortola

    "You're with me, leather(bot)."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Dumb As Hell

    by DrTobiasFunke

    Is it just me, or is this pretty stupid? How the hell do we know what type of line to include if we don't have any story details? I could write the best line out there, but if it doesn't fit into any scene (whether with other Autobots or Decepticons), then what's the point?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:51 p.m. CST

    MAybe nobody said this, because it's too obvious.

    by DerLanghaarige

    But what about: "Too soon!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:59 p.m. CST

    We all know this is bullshit!

    by tile_mcgillus

    How in the fuck could this work, unless they know we are going to submit the tried and true transformer lines. You know the shit you still remember. Like "Autobots...transform and roll out!" (like Hairy Nutsack said earlier). It is a stupid stunt to try and drum up support for this movie after getting owned hard by the geek community. Why do you think they released the designs so far in advance, so we would bitch ourselves into a tizzy and then just fade into complacency. Essentially, we would become used to the suck. This is an attempt to win back our patronage. A feeble one at that. I say we only submit shitty ridiculous lines to these assholes and see if they put that in. I mean, the movie could not get any worse.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:59 p.m. CST

    "Houston, you have a problem......."

    by damagedinc

    "...You see, I promised my little girl that I was coming home. Now I don't know WHAT you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!"....... .........................................Armageddon sucks.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 2:59 p.m. CST

    What? I can't believe it...

    by Massawyrm 1

    Not a single one of you has mentioned "You must not know who I am. I'm Optimus Prime, bitch." You should feel ashamed, each and every one of you.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:06 p.m. CST

    "I? I couldn't have. She was alive. I felt her..."

    by damagedinc

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:09 p.m. CST

    NO DISASSEMBLE!!!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    NO DISASSEMBLE!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Optimus: Flames on me beat snakes on a plane!

    by JackPumpkinhead

    Optimus: Too soon! Optimus: First! Optimus: OMG LOLZ MEGATRON IS LIEK TEH PWND PH33R TEH 0PTIMUZ!1!!11!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Huh?

    by JimmyCrackWhoreAndIDontCare

    Why the heck is this thing only open to American residents?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:18 p.m. CST

    "OW! THAT REALLY HURTS!"

    by biggles2_22

    After Brock Sampson rips off his arm and hits him in the nuts with it, repeatedly. Go Team Venture!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:18 p.m. CST

    "HI, I'M OPTIMUS PRIME...."

    by SuperSneaky

    "YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH CLASSIC INFOMERCIALS AS MAN VERSES NATURE: THE ROAD TO VICTORY, AND GET CONFIDENT, STUPID !"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:20 p.m. CST

    If My Line Makes It Into This Movie

    by The Ender

    It will be rated NC-17. Optimus,"Autobot Scum! You Fucking Face Sitting Queef Sucking Puss Fulled Cunts! Eat Shit and suck Blood Out of Satans Urethra !"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:21 p.m. CST

    What now?

    by EUROPA

    What now? Let me tell you "what now?" I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n****rs to go to work on the homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch or better yet... The gimp's asleep.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Optimus: "It's a movie about a boy and his car."

    by PwnedByStallone

    bitch

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Optimus: "Where the fuck is Soundwave?!"

    by PwnedByStallone

    bitch

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:23 p.m. CST

    I AM OPTIMUS PRIME

    by ObiWanCon

    I AM OPTIMUS PRIME AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ROBOTIC COCK FOR FIVE BUCKS A SHOT.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:24 p.m. CST

    lets have optimus reveal the true cause of the conflict

    by Cory849

    "I'll always hate Megatron. He gave me herpes."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:24 p.m. CST

    HEADINABOX, WHOOPDEEDOO

    by The Ender

    You guy's posts made me laugh. Funny shit. And BadboyMason I like the Batman comic reference.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:26 p.m. CST

    and of course...

    by Cory849

    "is optimus prime gonna have to choke a bitch?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Optimus: "AFLAC"

    by PwnedByStallone

    bitch

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:29 p.m. CST

    MEGATRONNNN!!!!

    by damned-dirty-ape

    I'm going to tear you a new asshole you hedgehog looking muthafucka!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Massawyrm 1

    by slder78

    I WAS going to put "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Optimus, bitch." But alas I took my lunch break later than usual.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:29 p.m. CST

    I think some one did say

    by Phategod1

    "I'm Optimus prime bitch" but for the sake of Dave Chappelle references. "Don't you know who I am Optimus Prime Bitch" "Riverside Mother fucker" "gimmie your sandwich dave" "Autobots against blouses" "what did the Five claws say to the Face"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Optimus: "And Megatron his the energon cube...

    by PwnedByStallone

    ...the only place he could think of...his aaass."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Wonderful!

    by ar42

    This is a great idea and I can't wait to see Hollywood take it, and roll with it. Perhaps in some utopian future, all movies are made by committee by fanboys on the internet, each line carefully selected via submissions, polls, and voting; each costume design flamed and ridiculed into a form that the least number of posters abhor; each poster Photoshopped to perfection by a cadre of geek experts with appropriate qualifications in the intellectual property in question. Then, when the movie is finally completed, everyone can just pirate it off bittorrent sites. Nobody profits! Everybody wins!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Oh he ment the Juggernaut thing oh yeah

    by Phategod1

    And we forgot "You must not know who I am Optimus Prime Bitch, I'll hit you with your own pimp."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Optimus the Pimp

    by damned-dirty-ape

    I got me my flames, now all i need is a big ass hat and some hoes for me to knock around. That's what i'm talkin bout!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Optimus says to Megatron:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Hey, do you like to party?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:41 p.m. CST

    In keeping with his new and updated look...

    by dodgethis

    He should look right into the camera after kicking a decepticon's tail and yell "EXTREME TO THE MAX!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:44 p.m. CST

    NOW LETS GO FUCK GALVATRON RIGHT UP HIS ASS!

    by Wal El

    DONE.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Comedy gold

    by damned-dirty-ape

    Forget hollywood and half the crap on t.v. Some of the stuff in these talkbacks is gold. Funny as hell

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:42 p.m. CST

    "I see Dead Decepticons"

    by Norman Bates

    Then the crowd figures out that M. Night Shyamalan wrote the movie! Twist...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Soon we shall hear Optimus utter these infamous words:

    by Sir HickoryBeans McCrackin

    "OPTIMUS PRIME X-TREME AUTOBOT®, the first-ever X-TREME AUTOBOT® on film, is the perfect buddy for on-the-go kids. Not only do kids love OPTIMUS PRIME®'s fun tube and interactive promotions, but they can't get enough of the smooth, creamy texture and wide variety of great, fun flavors like X-TREME FLAMEZ and CHROMESTYLE ICEZ. OPTIMUS PRIME® brings kids the wholesome goodness of real FUCKIN' ROBOT® and unstoppable fun every day!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:50 p.m. CST

    "it burns when i change my oil"

    by Bob C. Cock

    ...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Optimus says to Megatron:

    by EUROPA

    Did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Wearing perm wig[overhead camera] yells to the heavens:

    by ShogunMaster

    KKKAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:51 p.m. CST

    "Dr. Chandra taught me a song. It's called 'Daisy'.

    by 123MBRO

    Would you like to hear it?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I got yer' line right here..

    by mfluder

    "Hey, Bay! You and Me. Outside. NOW."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:55 p.m. CST

    "Oil can. Oil can."

    by Bubba Gillman

    And off topic, I have to say that Sideshow Collectibles Kelly Clarkson doll in the upper left hand corner looks pretty realistic.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:57 p.m. CST

    I meant right hand corner.

    by Bubba Gillman

    Stupid dyslexia!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 3:59 p.m. CST

    "I think, therefore I RAM."

    by brokentusk

    Yup, lame.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4 p.m. CST

    "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on ...

    by Nezzer6364

    making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:02 p.m. CST

    first choice: "these flames make me look gay".

    by Cotton McKnight

    second choice: "why do all these gay bikers take pictures in front of me". third choice: "that's so wizard!".

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Optimus: All your decepticons are belong to me!

    by SalvatoreGravano

    Optimus: ORLY? Optimus: Megga stole my bike! Optimus: Noooooo! Optimus: Do not want. Optimus: Transform, BROTHER! Optimus: "Buy Vi@kgra now?" Optimus: In Russia, robots transform you! Optimus: And keep your foot off that blasted samoflange! Optimus: Megatron ate my balls! Optimus: I'm a series of tubes. Optimus: This famous battle will have taken place in ancient Japan... HERE'S A GIANT ENEMY CRAB! ...anything missing?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:06 p.m. CST

    That's funny, Bubba Gillman

    by Cotton McKnight

    As I thought the same thing. Whoah, that Kelly Clarkson doll looks real!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Home again...

    by ZofX

    ...home again, jiggity-jig. Goooood evening, Megatron!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:13 p.m. CST

    To bad I can't enter.

    by ELGordo

    "Put the metal to the petal to the other metal." oooor. "37 dicks?!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:15 p.m. CST

    I want to put BLANK in Optimus Prime's mouth

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Should I pick Charles Nelson Reilly or Nipsy Russell for the match?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:20 p.m. CST

    "OH GOD! WHY AM I COVERED IN FLAMES...IS IT 1974?!"

    by Wal El

    Flame on.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:20 p.m. CST

    ginrei724

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I understand your concern. Believe me, I do. But this is a film about giant robots from another planet which are based upon a cartoon designed as a marketing ploy to sell toys. Based upon those factors alone, I'm convinced this will be more entertaining than "Harry Potter". Or at least more entertaining than "Children of a Lesser God".

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Suggestions

    by Tallguyme

    "Lick my rusty taint!" orrr... "Go-bots can suck on deez nutz!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:31 p.m. CST

    "Now where did I put my keys?"

    by Zardoz

    Yeah, I lnow it's lame but everyone else already used the best lines. Damn it...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:33 p.m. CST

    "I wish I knew how to quite you, Megatron!"

    by Tai_Pan

    Yeah, it's a gay joke.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:36 p.m. CST

    "Robots in dis........ grace."

    by Tallguyme

    quoted for truth.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Prime HOLD ON!, Why does Optimus even have a MOUTH??

    by FuriousStyles

    that leaked Optimus pic that had the face without the mouthpeice was horrendous - and screw that whole "needing to emote" angle that they'll use to justify Michael Bay's stupid decisions - hey TINO producers, ever heard of Darth Vader? Not even a sliding mouthpeice to even signify speech, and those first Star Wars films seemed to work okay with people I hear - small cult following and all.................and if the line ends up being "Autobots, transform and rollout", my next question will be, "why wasnt that line already in the script in the first place?"..............a G1 TF movie should have been money in the bank for these guys, but Michael Bay knows better than 20 years of proven history doesnt he - so now we have these lame attempts to garner positive fan interest. I'll see you guys all there opening day, but with a purchased ticket for Spidey 3 - fuck supporting a film that has repeatedly DISRESPECTED an extremely loyal (and high spending!) fanbase

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:45 p.m. CST

    "Drink Coke. Wear Nike. Eat Pizza Hut."

    by Orbots Commander

    Optimus Prime says, "Check Out Optimus' i-Pod, kids! See him defeat the Decepticons while showing off his Goodyear Tires! Watch our co-star Shia Lebouf munch Doritos while sipping Starbucks' Mocha Chocolate Frozen Drinks!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:46 p.m. CST

    I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING...

    by FreeKill

    I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTEHRFUCKING DECEPTACONS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:48 p.m. CST

    You Earthlings like to to

    by sentient

    You Earthlings like to to Berk off to Tig Bitty Jitches too?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:48 p.m. CST

    "My balls feel like a pair of maracas,...

    by Tinfang

    ...why does it hurt when I pee?" Well, he COULD say that after picking up some slag robo-skeez from a Lube Bar.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Massawyrm

    by The Dum Guy

    Don't you know what the fuck I already said? I already said something close to it, bitch! (albeit without the question first, but that was the reference)

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:01 p.m. CST

    OPTIMUS (to Starscream, while lying in bed):

    by masticators

    "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school".

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5 p.m. CST

    Alright!!! Which one of you

    by sentient

    Alright!!! Which one of you assholes shoved a baked potato in my tail pipe. I taste Chives and Oil.. Get it out! Theres gonna be treads to pay!! Do you hear me!!! Please.. for the love of low emmisions. Pull out the potato.... I can't reach that far back.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Sorry Dum Guy

    by Massawyrm 1

    I was obviously distracted by the Don Murphy joke below it. I ammend my statement, you need not be ashamed.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:15 p.m. CST

    I won't care how shitty the movie is

    by alienindisguise

    if they pick my line of dialogue!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Here's a movement:

    by Mechasheeva

    Everyone sends in the exact same entry: "Either paint over these flames or kill me, for the love of God."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Okay This Is A Good Illustration Of "The Line"

    by Redbox

    If you think this contest is cool, you are a much bigger Geek than I am. I quit. I'm not interested in the "put something up Megatron's hole" contest either. Sounds like the script needs some punching up huh?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Quite simply...

    by whoopdeedoo

    "And knowing is half the battle... YO JOE!!! ... Wait a minute, who wrote this shit? That's not even the right fucking franchise. Doesn't anybody research this shit? Come on people, its not that fucking hard. Seriously, this reads like it was written by some douchebag fanboy. ... What? Oh you have got to be FUCKING kidding me. I don't need this shit. I did Shakespeare in London! I'm doing this as a favor to Spielberg. Where's my agent? ARI!!! You're fired."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:20 p.m. CST

    "We got muthaf'n GUNDAMS in this muthaf'n MOVIE!"

    by GibsonUSA

    Word.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:25 p.m. CST

    To Megatron:

    by Giant Ape Balls

    Oh. Dear God!! Your face. Your face it kinda <snigger> it kinda looks like a vagina. Ha ha ha!! I don't know whether to fight you or fuck you

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:30 p.m. CST

    "bend over, starscream"

    by reckni

    Script must really suck if they're getting the public involved in dialogue. Michael Bay IS a bitch, make another Bad Boys movie, you are a douche...

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Massa

    by The Dum Guy

    apology accepted, maybe I should'a went and said more than "ehh" to reference it.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:31 p.m. CST

    US only?

    by Free Squares

    Gay.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:35 p.m. CST

    It would be funny if someone linked to an

    by superninja

    entire script or a rewrite of the existing turdtacular.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Optimus needs a 'Calvin pissing on Decepticons' sticker

    by Flim Springfield

    ...and of course the silver lady mudflaps.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:36 p.m. CST

    "You know I've always loved you."

    by The Dum Guy

    I think that would actually be pretty funny, especially if they could work it into the context of the story.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:39 p.m. CST

    hey bumblebee you take that thing of any sweet jumps

    by Phategod1

    Gosh,

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:39 p.m. CST

    "Remember guys - GUARD YOUR CARNAL TREASURE!"

    by AnimeJune

    Topher Grace, brilliant actor though he may be, will have to live with that line for the rest of his life.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:43 p.m. CST

    "NOW YOU KNOW THAT GOOD WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH.....

    by GibsonUSA

    ...because evil is dumb."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:44 p.m. CST

    "Yippe Yo Kay Eh MUTHAFUCKICON!"

    by GibsonUSA

    with a vengeance.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:45 p.m. CST

    "ITSA ME, Op-TEE-Mus!"

    by GibsonUSA

    Wah hoo!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:47 p.m. CST

    "In West Cybertron, born and raised....

    by GibsonUSA

    ...at a delivery plant is where I spent most of my days, chillin out max and relaxin all cool.."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:49 p.m. CST

    "If I can transform, and you can transform...

    by GibsonUSA

    ....THEN WE ALL CAN TRANSFORM!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:52 p.m. CST

    "Fuck a bag 'a Gobots"

    by Goatboy

    "Flames are gay? Since when? Aw dammit"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:53 p.m. CST

    I'm Optimus Prime, Bitch

    by darquelyte

    When I saw this story, that leaped into my head too...as a joke. Funny that Massa pointed out that nobody had posted it here. I sent in one, but just thought of another one. Not that I care, but why the heck not send one in? What's the WORST that could happen? ~ÐL

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:51 p.m. CST

    "Now why don't you make like a tree,and fly outta here"

    by GibsonUSA

    Butthead.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Someone in the US enter this line for me!

    by SilentP

    I don't care about the crappy prizes, you can keep those, I just want this line entered in the contest, dammit. And I'm, you know, Canadian. Stupid rules. Ahem: "One shall stand... one shall [gets knocked over] oof!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:57 p.m. CST

    "Bow down to a true pimp Bitch"

    by Phategod1

    "Give me that Fucking matrix right now Hot Rod"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:55 p.m. CST

    "Say hello to my little friend........Bumblebee."

    by GibsonUSA

    Chico.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 5:57 p.m. CST

    "Take me to your President.....no seriously."

    by GibsonUSA

    Our IQ scan has determined there is no chance he is him.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6 p.m. CST

    "It's gonna be pearl harbor unless I get these bad boys

    by GibsonUSA

    to the rock."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:02 p.m. CST

    "No one steals our energon.....and lives."

    by GibsonUSA

    hail to the king baby.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:05 p.m. CST

    "I come from the future. Indiana Jones 4 still isnt out

    by GibsonUSA

    yet."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:07 p.m. CST

    "Bumblebee,I want u to scan that VW Beetle immediately"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Ironhide, that pickup truck sucks. Look, here's a nice red Eurovan you can be."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:12 p.m. CST

    "Bumblebee,I want u to scan that VWBeetle immediately."

    by GibsonUSA

    "Ironhide, your alternate mode is not useful to our mission. Please scan that red van before we proceed."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:14 p.m. CST

    "Megatron,your not my brother.Stop tellin every1 that."

    by GibsonUSA

    Sorry about the double post.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST

    "Hold on a minute while I paint myself all red."

    by GibsonUSA

    "There's still some flame left on my ass.."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:19 p.m. CST

    "one shall stand...one shall have flames"

    by zooch

    "is it hot in here, or is it just my flames"<br> "if you play with optimus' flames, you're going to get burned" "i'm on fiiiiiiiire baby"<br> "megatron burn in hell"<br>

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:20 p.m. CST

    anchorite - "Pick me. I'm clean..."

    by The Page

    Good stuff mate, but for sheer pithyness how about in response to Megatron saying something like "Now we fight to the death, Prime" we get Optimus singing "Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch". The other Autobots could sing the counterpoint "You ugly son of a bitch". I think that would work pretty well.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:23 p.m. CST

    "I saw the Screech video.You're planet sickens me!"

    by GibsonUSA

    zoiks.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:27 p.m. CST

    though of course...

    by The Page

    He'd start the line with "I got a better idea..." Meh, you get the point.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:26 p.m. CST

    "I once scanned a vibrator by mistake....

    by GibsonUSA

    ...and Paris Hilton kept chasing me."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:29 p.m. CST

    "Skullfuck 'em all and let cybergod sort 'em out"

    by Big Bad Clone

    word

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:30 p.m. CST

    "Dont you start that shit

    by sentient

    "Dont you start that shit again about pimples and rejection kid! You have no idea what it's like being a Semi.. Try living with a fat toothless fuck from Alabama who likes jerking off, farting, and screwing crack whores while listening to Billy Ray Cyrus in your head for a few years and then we can talk turkey. Those white stains on on my seats... Those are emotional scars! You see them empty bottles on the floor board. They used to be full of urine. That sisterfucker can twist his cock all day long but he cant put a bottle cap on tight enough to keep his reject fluid inside!!!! Please kill me...."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:35 p.m. CST

    "I'm Peter Cullen and I approve this message."

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Condi in 2008, motherfucker!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:39 p.m. CST

    "By Unicron's Beard!"

    by superninja

    .

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:43 p.m. CST

    "Well, slap me sideways and call me Wheelie!"

    by superninja

    .

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:44 p.m. CST

    "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"

    by superninja

    Oh, wait, wrong movie!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:46 p.m. CST

    "Those Decepticons are as sticky as the

    by superninja

    lint in Unicron's navel."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:46 p.m. CST

    "Flames? Aw shit....I'd rather be the gorilla..."

    by GibsonUSA

    Mech King Kong ftw.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:48 p.m. CST

    "A human named RIchard Simmons was in my cabin....

    by GibsonUSA

    ...I think he was trying to nurse me...."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Little do they realize

    by infamousralf

    I am only a toy! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Ha. Seriously, just like the show, this movie is only made to sell fucking toys. So flames are gay, who cares? Giant robot fights = my $10.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:52 p.m. CST

    "Funny,when i went IN to Mexico, I was still all red.."

    by GibsonUSA

    Spinners ftw.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:53 p.m. CST

    "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

    by Nachokoolaid

    It's funny.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:54 p.m. CST

    "Shit, so if Shaq gets traded to Washington, does this

    by GibsonUSA

    mean I get f'n Gandalf painted all over my ass?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:57 p.m. CST

    BOB C. COCK -- YOU WIN

    by Darth Borgnine

    Contest over. Well done sir.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 6:57 p.m. CST

    "Megatron, get your clawed fingers OUT OF MY ASS!"

    by W3bzpinn3r

    or, in his best John Wayne imitation: "Megatron, get in you ship and get out of here. This planet isn't big enough for the two of us. I don't want any Decepticons on my ranch!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Or the inevitable cult classic:

    by Sir HickoryBeans McCrackin

    Optimus: "AWWWWWWWWW, HAAAYYYL NAW" (he should be wearing a beanie with one antennae sticking out)

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:03 p.m. CST

    heheheheh

    by W3bzpinn3r

    "Thank God I didn't scan the Kill Bill 'Pussy Wagon'!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:11 p.m. CST

    "Show me on the action figure where Megatron

    by BannedOnTheRun

    touched you."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:17 p.m. CST

    "The girlbot on Small Wonder gives me a cyber boner."

    by GibsonUSA

    "Take me to her."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:19 p.m. CST

    "Our technology cant figure out Michael Jackson's race

    by GibsonUSA

    ...so stop asking."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:20 p.m. CST

    "My acting will be more human than Anakin."

    by GibsonUSA

    Bay the flames be with you.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:22 p.m. CST

    "I have come for PLAYSTATION 3."

    by GibsonUSA

    "What do you mean...'pre-order'?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Optimus Prime:

    by sentient

    Optimus Prime: "Megatronnnnnnnn!!!! Do you know what happens when you fuck an Autobot in the Ass?!?!?!?! Do you know what happens when you fuckkkkk!!!!An Autobot!!! In the ass!!!! :::Optimus breaks the windshields in his chest:: This is what happens when you fuckkkkkkkkkk an autobot in his ass ::::Optimus continues to beat himself up::: This is what happens Megatron!!! You see what happens!!! Do you see what happens!!! This is what happens when you Fuckkk!!!! A Autobot in his ass!!!!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:24 p.m. CST

    "Bumblebe....aw, crap......CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

    by GibsonUSA

    Good.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Bannedontherun: Best post on this thread!

    by CreasyBear

    Hilarious.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:25 p.m. CST

    "who are those horrible little robots?"

    by soup74

    "those are the decepticons."...."tell them i hate them!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:26 p.m. CST

    "Mirror.......MIRROR!!!!!!!!!!!.........

    by GibsonUSA

    ....aw crap....[i'm sorry, i tried my best sir].......tee hee hee hee......tee hee hee hee hee....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:27 p.m. CST

    "Hey Jazz.......WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??"

    by GibsonUSA

    Yo Huffer, pick up da phone

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:27 p.m. CST

    "Megatron ain't got nothing on me!"

    by amrisharmpit

    Or "The name is Prime...Optimus Prime."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:31 p.m. CST

    "The decepticons are responsible for all the wars

    by CreasyBear

    in the modern world!" (slurring) "You're a decepticon, aren't you?" (looks at Megan Fox) "What do you want, Sugar Tits? I OWN Cybertron!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:31 p.m. CST

    C'mon you know u wanna hear this

    by Athanatos

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:34 p.m. CST

    "I'm sorry I look like this my friends.I have cried

    by GibsonUSA

    also......we will make it through this together...."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:38 p.m. CST

    "At least these are better than those MY KID IS AN

    by GibsonUSA

    HONOR ROLE STUDENT stickers."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:39 p.m. CST

    "Guess what my giant muffler transforms into?"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Anything but stock."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:41 p.m. CST

    "What?! Speak to me between explosions!"

    by Immortal_Fish

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:45 p.m. CST

    "I am Optimus Decimus Meridius Prime,

    by CreasyBear

    Commander of the Autobots, Father Figure to children of the '70's, leader of a redesigned toy line, brother to a bloated porcupine, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the sequel."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:47 p.m. CST

    "Prime?Prime is dead my friend...you can call me.....

    by GibsonUSA

    ....the Queerster!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:50 p.m. CST

    I can't believe no one's thought of...

    by BizarroJerry

    "Hey Megatron! Bite my shiny metal ass!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Am I Not OPTIMUS!!

    by NoHubris

    Inspired by Optimus Decimus.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:52 p.m. CST

    "Jettison some flames or we'll never make it to $100M!"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Oh how it flames me to do this!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:57 p.m. CST

    "We detected the 49ers sucktitude from outer space."

    by GibsonUSA

    What a stentch it was.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Optimus to Megatron:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Optimus Prime's my name, and excitement's my game.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    .

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Megatron's response to Optimus:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me. Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Bob C. Cock FUCKING WINS

    by The Ender

    I spit out my drink reading that. Fucking genius. There are some truly hilarious ones on here. I think that HBO should just film the talkbacks on AICN, and replace Dane Cooks shitwash of a half hour. Done!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:11 p.m. CST

    "I am Optimus Prime"

    by The Dum Guy

    Like in Spartacus.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:13 p.m. CST

    "Japan Is Really Fucked Up, Let's Start There!"

    by The Ender

    O

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:12 p.m. CST

    "Where's that Ninja Girl transformer from that

    by CreasyBear

    one episode? I mean, this is a total sausage-fest down here!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:15 p.m. CST

    "We're Closing The Door To True Evil, Bitch"

    by The Ender

    Cameo by Juggfuckler

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:16 p.m. CST

    "So, that's how humans replicate... That's disgusting"

    by The Dum Guy

    After finding out what Bumblebee's back seat endures every Friday or Saturday night.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:17 p.m. CST

    miller style

    by Fearsme

    what are you retarded? Im the god damned Optimus Prime.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:20 p.m. CST

    "Flame on!"

    by The Dum Guy

    obvious.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:18 p.m. CST

    "FLAME ON!"

    by Gorrister

    :)

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Immortal Fish: Well, played, sir.

    by CreasyBear

    Well played.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:19 p.m. CST

    LOL

    by Gorrister

    damn, just beat me to it. :P

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:20 p.m. CST

    How about this one instead:

    by Gorrister

    "It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:25 p.m. CST

    "Danger! Danger, Spike Witwicky!"

    by Gorrister

    just make sure his arms flail about like crazy.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:25 p.m. CST

    "I just don't see Katie Couric pulling it off.

    by CreasyBear

    Maybe it's just me."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:30 p.m. CST

    these delayed talkbacks lead to redundency

    by The Dum Guy

    these delayed talkbacks lead to redundency

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:38 p.m. CST

    "Gas costs $3 a gallon?! Fuck me. Forget

    by slder78

    the Decepticons. Autobots, to the middle east!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:48 p.m. CST

    What's That Sound?

    by Driver8

    PPFFFFTTTT..Was that me? I gotta switch to synthetic.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:54 p.m. CST

    "it's not only creative, but it's cool as shit."

    by Monstar

    I'm going to call Quint "Homer Simpson" since this is such a Power Plant.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Quint has to kiss Bay's ass

    by Doc_Strange

    Cuz otherwise he wouldn't get set visits and shit. Personally, I don't give a crap about going on set to see overpaid actors and underpaid help make films. It's when the film itself is completed and you enjoy it on the screen. Unfortunately this movie will not be enjoyable by any means due to the sheer fact that they fucked it up beyond all that could have been great and awesome. Quint, there was no imagination put into this thing. You don't seem to grasp character design, and basically what the designers have done is bite off other toys and anime so they could somehow get their signature crap onscreen. The problem being: No one wants to see it. Oh yeah, my entry: "Fuck Michael Bay."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Prime to megatron: "You had me at 'transform'"

    by pelos_locos

    crap. This sounded better in my head than on paper.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:18 p.m. CST

    "TOO SOON!!!"

    by Johnno

    I say Optimus should scream that out because the movie's not out yet! You guys are all providing possible spoilers! Plus that's a line that could fit in anywhere!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:19 p.m. CST

    "22 INCH RIMS!!! THEY'RE SPINNIN NIGGA THEY SPINNIN'!!"

    by Johnno

    "FLAME ON!!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Plan? What Plan? I'm...

    by NoHubris

    ...uploading this as I go along.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:21 p.m. CST

    "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!!"

    by Johnno

    "You're Terminated!" "No Problemo"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:21 p.m. CST

    "RAVAGE IS A PANTHER"

    by Staldo

    number 1 ignorant 80's parent mistake. I don't care that Ravage isn't in the movie. Optimus should say that to set everybody straight. they can shoe-horn it in somewhere RAVAGE IS NOT A DOG

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:21 p.m. CST

    "METAL GEAR????!!!"

    by Johnno

    "Snake. Snake? SNAAAKKKEEEE!!!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:25 p.m. CST

    "Evangelion Unit 1, ready to launch..."

    by Johnno

    "I musn't run away... I musn't run away..."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:25 p.m. CST

    "I'm runnin' on E. You know where to stick the nozzle"

    by KongMonkey

    These gas prices are killing me. I shudder to think I have to go 85 ethanol cause I hate vegetarians.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Puny Human: "Nice shooting son. What's your name?"

    by Johnno

    Optimus: "Murphy..."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:28 p.m. CST

    "Thank You MTV!!

    by thebearovingian

    Optimus says this right after Xzibit "pops" his windshield wiper, "Optimus, you've officially been pimped."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:29 p.m. CST

    "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!!"

    by Johnno

    "DRAGONZORD!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:33 p.m. CST

    "KANEEDDDAAAAA!!!!!"

    by Johnno

    "TETSUUUUOOOOOO!!!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:32 p.m. CST

    "Go fuck a socket, Megatron"

    by Big Bad Clone

    tis can be his catchphrase when he kills and decepticon

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Megatron: "No Prime, I'm your father!"

    by Johnno

    Optimus: "NOOO! It's not true!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:33 p.m. CST

    No need for condoms, I just got a clean inspection baby

    by Big Bad Clone

    revving his engine

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:37 p.m. CST

    "These flames equal nipples on Batman..."

    by Johnno

    "Did anyone call for a hot dog?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:34 p.m. CST

    "To Bill Brasky!"

    by Big Bad Clone

    he once rode me like a horse to Japan then feed me a bag of oats

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST

    "Hey Baby, wipe that off before you put it in..."

    by Johnno

    "Kiss my shiny metal ASS!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:35 p.m. CST

    "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Optimus, bitch"

    by Big Bad Clone

    Vinnie Jones should be the voice

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST

    "we are so advanced, we don't need clothes..."

    by Big Bad Clone

    but can you carry this for me? I don't have any pockets"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:38 p.m. CST

    I think it's funny AICN is still trying to hype this

    by superninja

    film when only five people don't hate everything about it. Must be da hits.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:42 p.m. CST

    "Danger, danger, my arms are flailing wildly..."

    by Johnno

    "Worst episode ever!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:43 p.m. CST

    "I am an atomaton nuclear neo-human android."

    by Johnno

    "You may call me... ANNA!"<br><br> "Now we must kung fu fight! HIYAAAAA!! WUUUAHHHH ! WATAAAHHH!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:45 p.m. CST

    "I hate very bot I see! From Autobot to AutoBee!"

    by Johnno

    "No you'll never make a monkey out of meeee! Tee hee hee!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:46 p.m. CST

    "What're you gonna do when the Prime runs wild on you?

    by Johnno

    BROTHER!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Ultra Magnus and I are moving to Massachusetts...

    by thebearovingian

    it's the only place we can truly be together.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:49 p.m. CST

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...

    by Johnno

    Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:48 p.m. CST

    "Decepticons, Decepticons, come out and PLAY-AAY!"

    by NoHubris

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Flames on Optimus

    by zacdilone

    Am I in the right talkback?

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 9:57 p.m. CST

    "I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"

    by thebearovingian

    "SCHWING!" "I'm bringin sexy back." "Skills? Nunchuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills." "Kneel!" "Meesa Optimus Prime." "Cuz its a 187 on an undercover cop." "I'm having a wardrobe malfunction"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:02 p.m. CST

    "I'd hit that."

    by thebearovingian

    "In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Ok, here it is.

    by Zarles

    "Welcome to Earth, Autobots. On this planet, they have creatures that can suck the chrome off your trailer hitch."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:32 p.m. CST

    "I am Optimust Prime...

    by DarthFloyd

    You killed my father, prepare to die!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:34 p.m. CST

    "I am Optimus Prime

    by DarthFloyd

    You killed my father, prepare to die!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:32 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack = LOL.

    by Zarles

    Nice one, dude. How about this - "Shockwave? Is that you? Damn! The last time I saw you, you were trying to break your brother 8-Track out of Sears! How the hell are ya?!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Prime: "Megatron, is that you?"

    by Doc_Strange

    Megatron: "Here's a hint."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:55 p.m. CST

    "I feel pretty,ohso pretty, ohso pretty & happy & gay!"

    by GibsonUSA

    dancing on tippy toes

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:56 p.m. CST

    "FLAME ON!"

    by GibsonUSA

    Oh wait, they're always on.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Joygasm!

    by KillingJoke

    Then it will officially be equal to Batsuit nipples

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:01 p.m. CST

    "Dynotherms connected, Megathrusters are GO!"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Form chickenfeet and legs, form claws and torso.......and I'll form, the flop."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:02 p.m. CST

    "Yo Starscream,thought I was s'posed to be the gorilla"

    by GibsonUSA

    "But at least we have the same chicken feet."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Bitches leave!

    by KillingJoke

    "Michael Bay made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:05 p.m. CST

    "Hey Megs,did you swallow Ken and get spinning dragon

    by GibsonUSA

    punched from the inside?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:06 p.m. CST

    "Remember when I said I'd kill you last Bernie Mac?...

    by KillingJoke

    ...I lied."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:10 p.m. CST

    "Why the &^% am I ina movie with BernieMac and Tyrese?"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Don't they love me?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:11 p.m. CST

    "Uggh look at me...can I at least step on some Smurfs?"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Maybe kick that red cat around?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Optimus to Megatron:

    by KillingJoke

    "Is that a picture of a yak on your wall?" or "You spell that with two l's? Like Fernando Llamas?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:14 p.m. CST

    "Sorry Elita 1, I'm coming out of the garage."

    by GibsonUSA

    "I can't change the way i was built."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Phategod1

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Nice job on those Seibertron boards. Looks like you got Don Murphy banned. Jeezuz Christos! Murphy is so worked up about the "rivalry" between his "stooge" board and Seibertron that it's beyond ridiculous. I mean this guy is a Hollywood movie producer. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:15 p.m. CST

    It puts the lotion on it's skin...

    by KillingJoke

    ...or else it gets the flames again

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:16 p.m. CST

    "Look at what I use as a screwdriver"

    by GibsonUSA

    It spins automatically.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:18 p.m. CST

    "Thanks for bannin Don,Seibertron,I now have a vagina."

    by GibsonUSA

    And no cherry either. So all I get is screwed.

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Optimus to Megatron:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    *Spit-take* "Damn fine coffee! And hot!!!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:31 p.m. CST

    "Batonga, batonga, batonga!"

    by KillingJoke

    An homage to the Iron Man

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Can't believe no one's said this one yet...

    by KillingJoke

    "Your the man now, dog!"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:35 p.m. CST

    'Pret-ty, Pret-tey,

    by Negator76

    Pret-tay goood.'

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:37 p.m. CST

    'Let's get those pickled ice-men on the blower, pronto!

    by Negator76

    :

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:38 p.m. CST

    "Too Soon, Bumblebee!"

    by uss cygnus

    "You are too important to kill, mistah Megatron." "Autobots, it's time to embrace the horror!" "Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f@@k the Decepticons." "I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" "What, Starscream? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?" "Spinning's a good trick!" "Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. Taxation of trade routes are in dispute..."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:39 p.m. CST

    "I want my cake and eat it too."

    by KillingJoke

    You ever see that movie sucka? You can rent that at your local video store. "Barbecue jumbo shrimp, motherfuckeeerrrr."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:40 p.m. CST

    "Your being glib Megatron...

    by KillingJoke

    ...you don't know the history of the Decepticons, I do."

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:45 p.m. CST

    "I'm Ketchup muthafucka....zap yo dumb ass."

    by GibsonUSA

    "Dont you know who the %$^^ I am?"

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:54 p.m. CST

    and now for something completely different...

    by kname2

    how about Optimus walking past a little red coupe...grabs the nearest...tree and starts whacking the car and yelling ala John Cleese...just a random idea...or he looks at Megatron and says..."I knew Jack Kennedy and you sir are no Jack Kennedy..." doesn't matter it's gonna suck no matter what they do...they could have better spent the money making a live-action Starblazers

  • Oct. 2, 2006, 11:56 p.m. CST

    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings..."

    by Nick Michalak

    "...and Michael Bay does not apply." This movie will, again, feature the death of Optimus Prime, but it'll be a suicide. I'd like to see Optimus & Megatron in a game of Russian roulette. They'd be fighting over who gets to have their head blown off first. -NJM

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 12:11 a.m. CST

    "IT'S PRIME TIME. FLAME ON, FOOS!"

    by GibsonUSA

    Holla.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 12:15 a.m. CST

    "FLAMES LOOK GOOD!.....

    by GibsonUSA

    .....BUT THEY WONT SAVE YOU ANY MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 12:16 a.m. CST

    "G.I.Joe was better."

    by Shermdawg

    I'm soooo gonna win this! ;)

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:02 a.m. CST

    autobots- rock, rock on.

    by generasputinhole

    cheat commandos, anyone? no? okay. i'll go now.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:17 a.m. CST

    "Autobot do not get colon cancer"

    by Phategod1

    But you can.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Venom Revealed?

    by UMAGA

    Off topic, but... http://youtube.com/watch?v=C5-WSrFEV9I Is it real?

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 2:10 a.m. CST

    "I know now, why you cry"

    by Lil LoLo

    ahhahaha. arnold. "get in the choppa! dew it nau!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 2:17 a.m. CST

    I think Prime should say...

    by Pawprint

    "I can't believe all these fucking geeks are tearing this unfinished film apart on the basis of a leaked script and a few leaked pictures and designs. I thought the Simpsons Comic Book Guy was just a stereotype; turns out he and many like him are actually alive. Maybe we should scrap this film and start again, but make it just like the cartoon/toy commercials complete with the shitty japanimation, garish colour schemes, bad voice acting, unconvincing transformations and cod-religious mythology that these fucking nostalgic idiots seem to hold in such esteem. Or maybe we should just carry on safe in the knowledge that normal people will want to watch this film to see giant fucking robots smash the shite out of each other in a fun pop-corn film. Maybe the X-Men film should have been full of garish spandex costumes and fucking bizarre plots about alien invaders, magic crystals and cosmic wizards just like the comics/cartoons with overly dramatic dialogue and the geeks wouldn't know whether to shit or go blind because they would have a film which would be faithful to the comics/cartoons, but would also be a steaming pile of dog-spunk; then let's hear them whine about being faithful to the originals. Oh, and AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT... or something."....... I realise that's a bit of a long statement, but maybe they can edit it or something. I don't think it'll fit into a battle scene or anything, but it might work as an aside to one of the other autobots.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Venom.. HOLY CRAP!

    by Negator76

    HOLY CRAP! I think that venom footage is REAL!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 2:48 a.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/mnwr7

    by proper

    GIVE ME HALF MR F@~K U MAAN.....http://tinyurl.com/69dvk.http://tinyurl.com/pc2dr.http://tinyurl.com/mqo34.http://tinyurl.com/mpbvm.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 2:57 a.m. CST

    UMAGA

    by KillingJoke

    "that url contained a malformed video ID" hows do I see Venom!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:14 a.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/mnwr7

    by proper

    GIVE ME HALF MR F@~K U MAAN..... http://tinyurl.com/69 dvk http://tinyurl.com/pc2dr http://tinyurl.com/mqo34 http://tinyurl.com/mpbvm

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:31 a.m. CST

    "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Optimus and Megatron embrace... the end.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:38 a.m. CST

    "Somebody fire my conceptual designer"

    by Monkey_King

    or "Somebody educate my screenwriter."

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:12 a.m. CST

    "I've been shit on by a cock name of Bay"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Look at these flames, now I look gay.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:40 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay treats objects like woman, man

    by KillingJoke

    Megatron, your being very undude

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:50 a.m. CST

    "GET THE BUTTER"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Last Transform in Paris

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 5:07 a.m. CST

    So.... Mister Megatron,

    by The Reef

    It would appear that you have been living two lives. In one you are an enormouus evil robot who works to destroy the Autobots, you don't pay taxes and you help Michael Bay carry out this garbage...

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 5:49 a.m. CST

    "LET'S GET SUSHI AND NOT PAY!"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Optimus Crime

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 6:44 a.m. CST

    Well I can see...

    by Dazzler69

    that no one here is very creative for a line for Op. Maybe this contest is not for you guys in the Matrix.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:10 a.m. CST

    "AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND GET JUGFUCKLED"

    by No Talent Ass Clown

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:12 a.m. CST

    "YIPPIE KAY YAY, MOTHER STUNTICONS"

    by No Talent Ass Clown

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:12 a.m. CST

    "YIPPIE KAY YAY, MOTHER STUNTICONS"

    by No Talent Ass Clown

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:18 a.m. CST

    "MEGATRON DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE"

    by No Talent Ass Clown

    Then he transforms and runs over the entire Bush administration.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:22 a.m. CST

    "SEIBERTRON! FUCK YEAH!"

    by Zarles

    "COMIN' AGAIN, TO SAVE THE MUTHAFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:06 a.m. CST

    HERE is Venom.

    by mbg98

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=C5-WSrFEV9I

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:29 a.m. CST

    "Well that's done, now let's kill that fucking band."

    by brokentusk

    Sex Machine rules.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:31 a.m. CST

    "Help Me Tom Cruise!!!"

    by U-Volt

    USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT TO GET THE FLAMES OFF ME!!!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:42 a.m. CST

    "Body massage!"

    by darthferris

    Sorry.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:52 a.m. CST

    "Zoids? Zoids couldn't hold my alternator belt."

    by Loosejerk

    hmmmmmmmmmm.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:58 a.m. CST

    "BUT WESLEY, I can hold an intelligent conversation in

    by AnimeJune

    two different INTONATIONS." Clone High, bitches. UMANGA - that Venom footage is so obviously, obviously fake. Good animation for an amateur, but not for a Spidey movie. As GOB says, "COME ON!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:58 a.m. CST

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

    by durhay

    peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 8:59 a.m. CST

    I've got a bomb in my ribcage!

    by durhay

    all your base are belong to us!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 9:36 a.m. CST

    "Stay on target, Stay on target."

    by godzillasushi

    STAY ON THE MUTHA F'n TARGET!!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 10:19 a.m. CST

    "Not this time, Bay....

    by TinSpider

    ..not this time... not this fucking time. NO!... NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO! (hits wall) NO!... NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!...NO!... NOT THIS FUCKING TIME. NO FUCKING WAY, NO FUCKING WAY, NO FUCKING WAY, NO FUCKING WAY...YOU MADE ME LOOK A RIGHT CUNT"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Optimus to Megatron:

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Fix your fuckin' face!!!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Prime to Megatron: "Dogs and Cats living together...

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    Mass hysteria!"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:11 a.m. CST

    "Decepticons. Why did it have to be decepticons"

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    "Jazz." What? "Jazz." What?? "JAZZ!" WHAT???

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:12 a.m. CST

    "And that's why the French don't bathe"

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    :^D

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:13 a.m. CST

    "I'm about to make you my Go-Bot!"

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    Bitch!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Megatron. Megatron. Megatron...I've done the research

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    you can't win.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:16 a.m. CST

    'It's Herc's fault!!!"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Do you hear me, Megatron? It's Herc's fault!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:15 a.m. CST

    let's show the decepticons what a rim-job really means

    by The Only Woj

    oh yea!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:22 a.m. CST

    You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon night?

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    or I'm Optimus Prime!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Hey wait a sec? Why does my ass say HASBRO?

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    WTF???

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:33 a.m. CST

    "DO NOT WANT"

    by Parallax

    Actually my honest-to-God submission was: "These are very confusing times; my body is going through lots of... changes."

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:40 a.m. CST

    "And that, my friends, is how babies are made."

    by tile_mcgillus

    Jazz and Bumblebee sit there with a disgusted and befuddled look on their face.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:39 a.m. CST

    "And that is how I learned semen taste like nickels."

    by tile_mcgillus

    Hope its true.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST

    "Why the hell does Megatron have teeth!?!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    Very perceptive Optimus.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:47 a.m. CST

    BIONICLES ASSEMBLE!!!

    by El Borak

    WURRRD

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:56 a.m. CST

    "OMG you killed Jazz, you bastards!"

    by tile_mcgillus

    "The hip, hop, the hibby....

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 12:40 p.m. CST

    "Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"

    by GoIrish

    "What?"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:19 p.m. CST

    "Flame on!"

    by Childe Roland

    WHat? You were all thinking it.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Oh, crap...apparently Gorrister...

    by Childe Roland

    ...thought of it first. Mea culpa. But what about having Optimus and the rest of the Autobots break into a rousing rendition of "Convoy?"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:35 p.m. CST

    "We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy!"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Well done, Childe. Now I'm going to have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:47 p.m. CST

    "If you aint first, your last. Or Michael Bay."

    by godzillasushi

    Talledega Nights ya'lls

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...

    by SpawnofAchilles

    G.I. Joe the movie, coming in 2010, Directed by Michael Bay and starring Casper Van Dien. *robotic thumbs up*

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:03 p.m. CST

    "I fogot how warm You are"

    by ManJuice

    Supernuts returns

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    FO' SHIZZLE BUMBIZZLE

    by Axl Z

    "cuz i'm a muthafuckin' p.r.i.m.e"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Do these flames make my ass look fat?

    by Man Juice

    Well, do they?

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:28 p.m. CST

    "Who put this banana in my tailpipe?"

    by Man Juice

    B-AN-AN-AS

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:30 p.m. CST

    "Time to Get Me a New Peterbilt"

    by teammember8

    old joke.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:44 p.m. CST

    my fifth try at this.....its aight!

    by godzillasushi

    Bumblecamaro and Jassolctice, charge Baramustang while me, Peterbiltprime, and Hummeratchet go fight GMegatron before he puts product placements on the Gatorade Cube. Bayscream will be next, destroy his Coke-aray gun. Then the HasbrEarth will be saved.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Two inches to the left...

    by Man Juice

    and you'd f@ck up my alternator

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 3:57 p.m. CST

    If you prick us, do we not leak oil?

    by Nezzer6364

    And if you wrong us, shall we not transform?

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:19 p.m. CST

    "I'm funny how? Funny like a Pinto?"

    by ArkadyRenko

    "The carburator that burns twice as bright, burns half as long."

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:34 p.m. CST

    "I Am Malcom X!!"

    by Norman Bates

    "ahh shit, whats my name again...?"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:44 p.m. CST

    This is awkward...

    by SpawnofAchilles

    He's gotta say, "Keep...keep truckin'"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Bangarang, Megatron!

    by KillingJoke

    The children were screaming, screaminnng!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Bangarang, Megatron!

    by KillingJoke

    The children were screaming, screaminnng!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Bangarang, Megatron!

    by KillingJoke

    The children were screaming, screaminnng!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Give ME the keys, you fucking cocksucker

    by KillingJoke

    They should stand the autobots in a police line up and make them each step forward and say it

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Optimus turns to Sheila LaDouche and says:

    by KillingJoke

    "Now we're Even, Stevens." No? I heard that somewhere. Maybe i'm thinking of Raven Simone. Zing!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:57 p.m. CST

    You better keep your ho on a leash Megatron

    by KillingJoke

    Bitches runnin wild, man.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 4:56 p.m. CST

    "We brake for nobody"

    by ArkadyRenko

    After nuking California "Boring conversation, anyway".

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Am I A Clown?

    by Driver8

    Do I Fuckin'Amuse You?

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Optimus to Megatron: "Your face is a cunt!"

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    :^D

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Optimus describing Megatron to Sam (should be Spike)

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    "He's a faaaa-aaag!" Props to the Sopranos!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Bitch please...

    by thebearovingian

    Perfect.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:13 p.m. CST

    "I love balls!"

    by J-Dizzle

    In homage of Team America.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:18 p.m. CST

    "Guys who call Megs 'Cuntface' have never seen a cunt!"

    by Koborover

    If there's any justice in the world they would let Cullen say this. Inspired by CHUD.com's Predator 2 DVD review

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:20 p.m. CST

    CUNT ON BUMBLEBEE = THIS CONTEST

    by Optimus Murphy

    "How, in the name of Zeus's butthole, did you get out of your cell? "

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Nigga, look at me! I've been pimped, gotdammit!

    by sevadro

    I'm gonna squash that Xhibit when i see him!

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:40 p.m. CST

    "TOY BOAT TOY BOAT TOY BOAT!"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Thusly, I make Peter Cullen my bitch.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 7:56 p.m. CST

    "My butt itches and I know I got an oil change."

    by Doc_Strange

    Winner right there.

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 9:16 p.m. CST

    "Autobots...welcome to the suck."

    by uss cygnus

    "I have come here to chew Energon and kick ass. And I'm alllllll out of Energon."

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 9:46 p.m. CST

    "Why must hicks chase me so?"

    by GibsonUSA

    "Why did I have to look for a vehicle to scan in Alabama?"

  • Oct. 3, 2006, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Let Lily Lick Lionel's Lusty Leather's

    by KillingJoke

    best line ever

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Highlight of my weekend

    by Phategod2

    Calling Mr Don Murphy, Donnie 2 chins, then him running to the Mods to get me banned (Him and a Stooge) only for both of them to get Kicked off the site. what a weekened.

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 1:19 a.m. CST

    "I want these...

    by SithMenace

    ...muthafuckin' flames off my muthafuckin' nipples. It's too soon for flaming nipples."

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:25 a.m. CST

    "Is that a rocket in my pocket?...

    by ManJuice

    Either way Megs, you getting fucked"

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:41 a.m. CST

    "Straighten up Bumble Bee, i can see your lugnuts"

    by ManJuice

    Bumble Bee: "whoopsieees"

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Wal El

    by ManosTHOF

    Hell yes! ("Rude Awakening" is one of the funniest things ever)

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Since it's a Michael Bay movie....

    by ManosTHOF

    ... there has to be the usual cheesy, spoken haltingly line like "Put.... the bunny... back... in the box" or "Put down... the nuclear... weapon." So I nominate "Don't... scratch... the flamin' paintjob."

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Con Air

    by ManosTHOF

    Is not Bay's but you get the idea. (It's inherited from Bruckheimer)

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Please....go buy....a Solctice.

    by godzillasushi

    eh?

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 11:35 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    It's OK if you admit to us that you're really brokebackcowboy. We'll understand.

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 1:12 p.m. CST

    MIND RAPE

    by knowledge1027

    AS THE CAMERA SLOWLY PANS IN ON HIS FACE HE ASK THE SMALL BOY....DO YOU LIKE MOVIES ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 1:16 p.m. CST

    "I'm Spartacus!"

    by Johnno

    "Baby, I'm a sex machine!"

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 2:15 p.m. CST

    RE: What makes you say that?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Oh, just call it a hunch.

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 2:47 p.m. CST

    "That's some hunch..."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Referring to me as MNG is kind of a clue...

  • Oct. 4, 2006, 8:25 p.m. CST

    "And now the feats of strength!"

    by dr_pepper

    not that there's anything wrong with that