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Moriarty’s DVD Shelf! New Release Tuesday for September 26th!!

Published at:  Sep 26, 2006 11:05:39 AM CDT

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...



Another week, another batch of new releases on DVD. One thing’s obvious from this week’s selection of titles... Halloween is coming. I love this time of year when everyone seems to pile on the horror titles. I turn every October into a month-long festival of horror films both new and old, and every year, it seems like the studios make sure there’s plenty of new stuff to choose from.

We’re also starting to see this summer’s movies released each week, so I’m catching up on the things I’ve missed. I’m making more of an effort to get out and see things at press screenings now so I can stay current, and between the DVD releases and what’s in theaters, I may well see most of this year’s titles before we get to the end of the year. It’s weird how I’ve seen 135 new films this year, but I still feel like I’m hopelessly behind.

So let’s jump right into it with...



This Week’s Featured Title (9/26)


DUST DEVIL: THE FINAL CUT










Thirty dollars. That’s what Subversive Cinema is charging for this release, although you can probably find it listed for a lot less if you search. Thirty dollars for five discs. Not bad.

Especially when you consider what these five discs contain. Richard Stanley seems to me to be one of those deeply underrated genre guys who never caught a break. Damn shame, because I think he’s got more style and more on his mind than your typical “horror” guy. I had the chance to meet him at FanTasia in Montreal a few years back, and I was charmed by the intellectual acrobatics that a conversation with him requires.

DUST DEVIL was Stanley’s follow-up to HARDWARE, the ultra-low-budget SF film that put him on the map. It was sort of a disaster as a theatrical release, but that’s because the distributor cut the guts out of the film and totally ruined it. It’s easy to claim that about any film that fails, but the proof is right here on this DVD, since Stanley’s finally been given the chance to go back and finish his film the way he wanted to. Watching it now, DUST DEVIL still isn’t a perfect movie, but it’s ambitious and challenging and, at times, quite beautiful. Drawn from personal experience, Stanley’s script is part ghost story, part exploration of the way we all carry evil inside of us.

It was shot in South Africa, where Stanley grew up, and he filmed the movie on a series of locations where actual murders took place. Those murders, which occurred while Stanley was on a hitchhiking trip across the country, are one of the primary inspirations for this film, which tells the story of a drifting spirit, a sort of hurricane of bad karma that blows across the country, right on the heels of a woman (Chelsea Field) who is trying to escape a rotten relationship. What seems like bad luck at first turns into something else, a dark collision with fate. With people turning up dead each place she shows up, the woman becomes a suspect for the police. There’s a subplot about the investigation, featuring Zakes Mokae as the detective in charge of the case, struggling against the racism of his own men as much as he struggles to crack the case. It pushes him to a dark place, just the way it does to Field. Anyone who encounters this thing, even peripherally, is destroyed by it. It’s not horror in the sense that a slasher film is, but I can’t think of any other genre where it remotely fits.

So why five discs? Well, this is the part that really makes this one the stand-out this week for me. There’s the “Final Cut” version on one disc. There’s the “Workprint” version on another disc. There’s the soundtrack as a third disc. Then there are two full discs packed with other films by Richard Stanley, films I never thought anyone would release in any commercial format. They just seemed to me to be one of those things I’d keep on videotape for as long as it lasted, hoping they didn’t fall apart. Now, here they are, perfectly reproduced. I think Stanley might be more interesting as a documentarian than he is working in fiction, which is saying a lot. It’s the wild eclectic globetrotting life he’s led so far that has given rise to his particular way of recording the world.

Disc four features two films. VOICE OF THE MOON and THE WHITE DARKNESS are both scathing, angry films, and knowing that Stanley grew up in South Africa, I’m intrigued by how he views cultures like Haiti and Afghanistan precisely because it’s not a mainstream American point of view. Haiti is a crazy powder keg of race and religion, and Stanley focuses on voodoo as a form of social rebellion, a way for a powerless people to take control of their world. Haiti may be under American control, but voodoo is not, and never will be. Voodoo belongs to the people we see in Stanley’s film, and it’s harrowing, primal, orgiastic stuff. It is religious bliss, release, therapy, and sensual abandon all in one. VOICE OF THE MOON is more of a poem, a sort of experiential impression of life as an Afghani rebel. Both films are beautiful, strange, unconventional in the way they layer in sound and image. In the theater, they were both overwhelming, and they look exceptional here on DVD.

Finally, there’s THE SECRET GLORY, which is the story of SS officer Otto Rahn, working for Hitler to locate the Holy Grail. At least, that’s part of it. Really, Rahn’s story is much more complicated and bizarre than that, and Stanley’s film isn’t just Rahn’s story. It’s also about what happens to a filmmaker (or anyone, really) who gets caught up in researching a story. Personally, I always think of research as one of the most enjoyable parts of any process, but for Stanley, it appears to be almost a sort of madness in this case. It’s great stuff, if a bit rough around the edges. As I understand it, THE SECRET GLORY is still a work in progress, and this is just the version of the film that exists right now. Whatever the case, hats off to Subversive Cinema for putting together one of the most interesting DVD collections of the year, and at a price that can’t be beat.



THE BIG ANIMAL










You had me at “based on a screenplay by Krzysztof Kieslowski.” I’m not sure how I was completely unaware of this one when it was made in 2000, but now at least I’ll get the chance to catch up with it.

Directed by Jerzy Stuhr, who was one of Kieslowski’s most frequently used actors, this is the story of a Polish couple who end up with a camel for a pet, causing an escalating series of events in the small town where they live. The reviews I’ve read make it sounds like a pretty potent little fable, and Stuhr directing himself in a script by his mentor really intrigues me. I’ll definitely be picking this one up at Amoeba this week.

BOLLYWOOD HORROR COLLECTION VOL. 1


CHAOS: DIRECTOR’S CUT


DARK WATERS


EATEN ALIVE


HENRY 2: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER


THE LAST BROADCAST


MASTERS OF HORROR: IMPRINT


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: INFINIFILM


THE STEPHEN KING COLLECTION


STREET TRASH: SPECIAL TWO-DISC MELTDOWN EDITION


TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE: THE ULTIMATE EDITION



Like I was saying, horror films a-plenty this week, some great, some cheesy, some just plain weird. Let’s see what we’ve got here...










Mondo Macabro is loads of fun as a company. The stuff they release could kindly be described as “freakin’ crazy,” and they seem to buy up libraries of films from foreign studios in India or Singapore or Thailand. Here, we’ve got two Bollywood horror films, which are pretty much nothing like our horror films. I’m not sure I’d call either of these scary, but they’re certainly worth seeing.

Both PURANA MANDIR and BANDH DARWAZA were directed by Shyam Ramsay and Tulsi Ramsay. One’s an Indian riff on Dracula, and the other is the story of a family curse and one woman’s efforts to break that curse after generations. These are very much products of where they were produced, and they borrow visual language from Hollywood films in many cases, while also contributing some fresh ideas.










There is no way anything I write about this film can equal the recent review by Vern and the resulting talkback. Read it. Marvel at just how well the Internet works sometimes.








NoShame put together a really fun box for this one, complete with a replica of this demonic amulet thingy that’s featured on the cover of the film. It’s a pretty heavy replica, and it seems to be made of plaster, so it’s not just some cheap plastic knock-off. There’s also a thick booklet of production art, storyboards, and even screenplay pages, as well as liner notes and bio info on the major players in the film. Just on the level of packaging, DARK WATERS is a home run. The film itself is a stylish beautifully-designed ghost story that definitely wears its Argento/Bava influences proudly. There’s a second disc that features three short films by director Mariano Baino, a true film geek if I’ve ever heard one. His movie involves a young woman who stumbles into a surreal, dangerous convent. This is one of those sets that I never would have asked for, but now that I’ve seen it, I’m really glad it’s part of my collection. Great stuff.










Dark Sky’s busy this week with a double feature of Tobe Hooper movies. First up, there’s EATEN ALIVE, which I’d never seen until this release. It was the film Tobe made after the original ‘SAW, and it’s certainly not as good. It’s not bad, though. It’s just uneven. There are places where you can see how hard Tobe’s trying to make the movie work, but it’s just not that good a script. The big difference between this and ‘SAW is how artificial this is versus ‘SAW’s near-documentary style, and I think it’s less effective overall. Still, this is a must for anyone interested in Hooper’s career, and it’s got a fun cast including a young Robert Englund (who has one line of dialogue that any KILL BILL fan will find particularly interesting) and the great William Finley.










Sure. Why not?










The question of who borrowed from who and who came out first is less interesting than the question of which film was better: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT or THE LAST BROADCAST, movies that are very similar in concept but entirely different in execution. I think BLAIR WITCH beats it as a film, but BROADCAST has its moments, and taken on its own terms, it’s a pretty effective film as a whole.










Yes, it’s another episode of MASTERS OF HORROR (a series that I have written two episodes of so far), this being the infamous one that Showtime refused to broadcast at the end of the show’s first season. It’s pretty strong stuff, even by the standards of director Takashi Miike. I think Billy Drago’s awful in the lead, strange in a way that just doesn’t work. But there’s no denying the unsettling power of some of what Miike does here. He made the most of his budget, creating a lush ghost story filled with vivid, brutal images. As with all the other MOH releases, this one comes with a hefty sampling of extra features.










There’s not a lot to say about this one that hasn’t been said before. If you’ve already got that great New Line NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET box set, you don’t really need to buy the film again, but this is actually the first version of the film I’ve owned on DVD. It’s nice, too, a worthy celebration of one of the company’s most significant films.

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET was significant for me as a film that I saw in the theater. I wasn’t old enough yet for an R-rated film on my own, but I decided (based on a few terrible-quality-but-still-compelling TV commercials) that I was going to see this film in the theater opening day, no matter what. My friend and I went to the theater, and we pulled off a MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE style infiltration of the theater. That first show, there was no one in the auditorium except for us. We sat in the very back row. The place we saw it was a fairly big auditorium, and super-dark. My friend and I were scared so completely by Fred Kruger and Wes Craven’s super-inventive low-budget direction. I still think this is a perfect example for guys working with limited resource. This is such a smart and impressive movie visually, and all for a cost. The extra features New Line’s put together for this edition are nice, but I’m not sure how they stack up to what’s come before. Overall, since the only one I really want from the series is that first one, this is the perfect edition for me.










THE DEAD ZONE is a legitimately great Stephen King film adaptation. Scripted by Jeff Boam and directed by David Cronenberg, this is a supernatural PARALLAX VIEW that delivers from start to finish thanks in no small part to Christopher Walken’s riveting lead performance. Casting him in a film now is easy, since everyone’s “in” on the joke, but there was a time where Walken was a risk, a daring decision, and I think he and Cronenberg both bring the best out of each other in this film. He’s great, and Cronenberg takes this pulpy story and gives it an honest broken heart and a crushing sense of the inevitable. Four new featurettes fill out this “Special Collector’s Edition.”

PET SEMETARY is the other film that gets the “Special Collector’s Edition” treatment in this box, and I’ve got to say... this film has gotten better as it’s aged. There’s a sincere cruelty to the movie, totally appropriate in adapting one of King’s bleakest novels, that remains terribly effective every time I see it. It’s uneven, and when it goes crazy, it’s just plain crazy. But still... there’s no denying that it works.

SILVER BULLET and GRAVEYARD SHIFT are... well... let’s just call them “significantly less good” and leave it at that. Still, if you want a fistful of horror films before the holiday, this is a decent value.










I reviewed the single-disc version of STREET TRASH that Synapse Films released earlier, and I wrote how impressed I was with the transfer and with the film itself. Now Synapse has put together a truly exceptional double-dip with their special Meltdown edition, complete with a new feature-length documentary called THE MELTDOWN MEMOIRS. It’s great, and even if you don’t like the film, it’s still a pretty inspirational story about low-budget filmmaking. Bryan Singer shows up in some new interview footage, and I give him huge kudos for what comes across as self-deprecating honesty about the making of the movie. I love the story he tells about crossing paths with a young Tony Timpone, now the editor of FANGORIA and a great guy. There’s a lot going on in what is basically a gory Troma-style comedy about some liquor bottles filled with a substance that causes you to melt and explode. There are some over-the-top moments, and the documentary traces every step (and misstep) along the way in developing the film’s visual design. Jim Muro, the film’s director, is now one of the top cameramen in the world, a guy whose list of credits is truly breathtaking. Pretty much everyone has worked with him at some point. Michael Mann, Bryan Singer (and how weird must that have been?), Oliver Stone, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Brian De Palma, Kevin Costner, Phil Alden Robinson. He was the cinematographer for the gorgeous OPEN RANGE and for last year’s Oscar-winner CRASH, and was even nominated for a BAFTA for his work on that movie. And way back in the day, he made this totally batshit crazy horror film, STREET TRASH, that still holds up now when you look at it. He’s a great visually inventive filmmaker, and he really knew what he was doing when he shot his kinetic camera moves. I’d say it’s at least as confident a film as Raimi’s first EVIL DEAD or Peter Jackson’s BAD TASTE. If you’ve never seen it, this is the disc to buy. It’s got everything you’ll ever need, produced with real care by Synapse.










Once again, I bow to the wisdom of Vern.



BROTHERHOOD: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON










When I saw the first commercials for this, my thought was, “Oh, I guess Showtime wants its SOPRANOS.” And now that I’ve seen the first disc of the three-disc set... I still sorta think Showtime wants its SOPRANOS. Which isn’t a bad thing, per se. BROTHERHOOD is the story of the Caffee brothers, Tommy (Jason Clarke) and Michael (Jason Isaacs), both consumed with the pursuit of power but in very different ways. Tommy is a local representative, a populist politician who believes he’s really doing good for his community. Michael is a dangerous sonofabitch, a longtime criminal who vanished for seven years, presumed dead, before showing back up to try and leverage a complete take-over of The Hill, the area where they live.

So far, the two standouts from the cast are Isaacs (hardly a surprise based on how good he is in pretty much everything) and Annabeth Gish playing Eileen, Tommy’s wife. She’s bored, trapped, constantly looking for something to make her feel again. She’s also hotter than she’s ever been, and between her and Mary Louise Parker in WEEDS, Showtime’s turning into the MILF Channel.

I like the Rhode Island setting of the show. I like the writing and directing for the most part. It’s not the greatest show on TV, and it’s not so compelling that I feel like I have to see every episode, but if you’re in the mood for a meaty family crime drama, this at least proves that Showtime can step up and produce a series as complex as any of their competitors these days.



CITY OF MEN










I haven’t seen a review copy of this one yet, so I can’t confirm that this contains all 19 episodes of this series that was inspired by the sensational Brazilian film CITY OF GOD, but I think it does. Fernando Mierelles and Katia Lund, who co-directed that film, both are part of this series as well, and this explores more of the characters who people this notorious slum. I’ve seen the first series of four episodes, and I thought it was compelling and powerful. There’s also a great deal of humor, which shows that not every day is wall-to-wall struggle. Those moments of unexpected sunshine are what really make this special, and I’m looking forward to digging into this Palm Pictures release.



CURIOUS GEORGE










Here’s one I’ll pick up to watch with my boy, since I’ve already made sure we’ve got a wide assortment of the original CURIOUS GEORGE books here in the house. I love the books, and I’m interested to see if the film is able to capture any of the playful spirit of the source material. It’s got a pretty hefty voice cast (Will Ferrell, Drew Barrymore, David Cross) and a song score by Jack Johnson, and considering how long Universal tried to figure out how to make this film, I hope the results are at least fun.



DEPECHE MODE: TOURING THE ANGEL – LIVE IN MILAN










Depeche Mode should, by all rights, be completely finished as a band by this point. It seemed for a while that they were, actually.

And then they released the great “Playing The Angel,” and they put that idea to rest. For anyone who liked DM, it was a refreshing sign that the band is actually in prime condition and ready to rock. This three-disc-set is a record of the blockbuster tour that followed the release of the album. The first DVD features the full-length concert, with over 20 songs like “John The Revelator,” “I Feel You,” “Enjoy The Silence,” and more. The second DVD features all the extra features, incluind a special documentary short film by Anton Corbijn. The last disc is an audio CD featuring just over a half-hour’s worth of music. For fans of the Mode, myself included, this is a must-buy this week.



DOWN IN THE VALLEY










Ed Norton doesn’t work enough.

I don’t think anyone would argue that he’s anything less than one of our most talented actors working right now, but he seems to be incredibly picky about what he will or won’t do, and writer/director David Jacobsen really lucked out in landing Norton to star in this, his third film as a director.

It sounds like an intriguing character piece about a young man named Harlan (played by Norton) who believes himself to be a cowboy, a South Dakota native who has blown into the San Fernando Valley like a tumbleweed, smack into the lives of Tobe (Evan Rachel Wood) and her family. Is he really from South Dakota? Is anything about his biography true? Should anyone in the family trust him at all? It sounds like things get really edgy and dangerous, and I’m curious to see how Jacobsen handles the material. The disc’s got commentary, a filmmaker Q&A, and a making-of featurette as well.



FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT










Wow. Color me surprised by this one. I haven’t had much use for either of the first two FAST & THE FURIOUS films, but this one, directed by Justin Lin, turns out to be the most entertaining of the bunch.

Part of that is because Lucas Black has grown into a fairly engaging lead. He can handle drama, like in FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, and he can also turn on the charm and just enjoy himself like he does here. He plays a bad boy with a love for speed, and thanks to a particularly awful crash, he’s sent to Japan as a sort of last chance for redemption. I’m still not exactly sure who the hell it was they sent him to stay with, and I frankly don’t care. The race scenes in this one are visually striking and genuinely exciting. This is the KARATE KID II of the series, and I mean that as a compliment. The Japanese setting seems fresh, and the young cast is all suitably pretty and manages to take all of this just seriously enough. I would never try to sell anyone on this as any sort of high art, but if you’re in the mood for a movie about teenagers drag racing, you can do a lot worse.



THE GROUND TRUTH










This documentary won acclaim at Sundance this year for the way it gives voice to the ordinary men and women who have been to Iraq and, more importantly, returned home changed by the experience. I’m not much of a fan of the political documentaries that have been released during Bush’s Presidency. I think more than anything, they’ve led to the collapse of decent discourse in this country. However, if done correctly, a film like this shouldn’t be political. Being a soldier is something else, something that’s about honor and duty and answering a higher calling. I have utmost respect for anyone who is willing to serve their country in this way, and giving them a way to express their feelings is a valuable service. I can’t wait to see what director Patricia Foulkrod has come up with.



LADY VENGEANCE










Chan-wook Park has gained quite a reputation in the last few years, and his revenge trilogy, a group of loosely-related films that tie together thematically, is what put him on the map. I think OLDBOY is the best of the three, but SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE is the sort of film that any director would be proud to have made. Accomplished, complex, and demanding, this is the story of Lee Geum-Ja, a young woman sent to prison for her part in the kidnapping and murder of a child. The truth about that kidnapping and her role in it is the secret that drives this film forward, but it takes a while for Park to reveal what it is he’s up to. This one’s got a more slippery structure than OLDBOY or SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE, and for the first half, I thought this was my least favorite of the three. But then Park starts to set off the time bombs that he’s slipped into the film, and it all comes into focus. There’s a stretch of film towards the end, involving a group of parents who have all lost children, that is one of the most harrowing and emotionally upsetting things I’ve seen in any film in recent memory. Park’s a world-class filmmaker, and even when his films reach some sensational and dark places, there’s never the sense that he’s doing it for empty shock. There’s always something more on his mind, and that’s what makes these films matter. The disc features three different commentary tracks, a making of featurette, and an interview with Park, and it marks another great release from Tartan Films.



THE LAKE HOUSE










Alejandro Agresti’s Argentinian film VALENTIN was charming, smart, and sweet without ever being saccharine. The original Korean drama IL MARE that this is based on was smart and subtle and delivered on the tearjerking without being insulting. So understand... I refuse to believe that this film is worthless.

Just the chance to see Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves work together again for the first time since SPEED is reason enough to pick this one up. And since 99% of this particular genre, the romantic fable, comes down to casting, it seems like it might make this one worthwhile. I know it got hammered when it came out, but I’m going to pick it up and watch it with my wife. That’ll give me an excuse, and if I cross my fingers and hope it’s good, who’s gonna know?



THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE










I was quite taken with this film when I reviewed it earlier this year, and revisiting it on DVD, I’m convinced that any sane consideration of the year’s best performances has to include Gretchen Mol. She’s set free as an actress here to such a degree that I don’t recognize her from anything else she’s done. She plays every bit of Bettie’s journey close to the surface, which is part of what makes photos of the real Page so compelling. She always seemed to be emotionally wide open, and Mol embraces that. It’s beautiful work, and I think she makes the tricky downshift in the last third of the movie just as appealing. There’s no sense of Bettie ever being victimized, and that’s because Mol finds Bettie’s strength in every moment. It’s an impressive film by Mary Harron, and it deserves far more attention that it’s been given so far.



PRIDE & PREDJUDICE










Here’s the title of the week, as far as my wife is concerned, and she doesn’t even know it yet. She loves the Bridget Jones movies dearly, and she has no idea that Colin Firth played Mr. Darcy previously. This is the production that made him an international star, and that pretty much typecast him for the rest of his career. Hard to believe it’s already ten years old.

The story of Elizabeth Bennet and her family has been told many times on film so far, and I’m sure people will continue to reinterpret it in the future. Jane Austen was, simply put, a genius of her genre, a giant whose work continues to play to every generation because of how universal her characters are. This three-disc set comes in some handsome packaging, to say the least. I love A&E because of the way they put their large collections together, and this set has a 120-page companion book, a new transfer, a new behind-the-scenes documentary, a Jane Austen BIOGRAPHY episode and more.



RUSSIAN DOLLS










See, something like this doesn’t really count as a “sequel” the way Hollywood abuses the term. When L’AUBERGE ESPAGNOLE came out in 2002, I thought it was a sweet and charming look at student life during time spent abroad, a memory piece that seemed to be drawn from real-life experience. I didn’t even know that writer/director Cedric Klapisch was working on a sequel, much less that it was already out. His star, Romain Duris, has been fairly busy as of late, with his acclaimed performance in THE BEAT MY HEART SKIPPED being the most notable of his recent efforts. Although he’s the star here, he’s not the only returning cast member. Klapisch brought pretty much all the major characters from L’AUBERGE EPSAGNOLE back. I’m dying to see how he’s brought them forward five years. Xavier (the Duris character) is evidently now a working writer, which is what brings him back into contact with the friends he made during his time in Barcelona. I’ve heard this is a more melancholy film than the first one, which makes sense. Xavier’s not a kid anymore, and life is starting to leave a mark on him. I hope there’s more weight to it than the first film, and I look forward to checking it out.



THE TOMORROW SHOW: TOM SNYDER’S ELECTRIC KOOL-AID TALK SHOW










There have been some really interesting talk show releases on DVD in recent weeks, like that incredible Dick Cavett set. This week, there’s a compilation disc of some of the highlights of the work Tom Snyder did on TOMORROW, the late late late night show he was the host of in the ‘70s. I loved TOMORROW. I loved staying up late enough to watch the show. I loved how Snyder didn’t seem like any other broadcaster on TV. This disc includes interviews with The Grateful Dead, Timothy Leary, Ken Kesey, and Tom Wolfe, as well as four songs by the Dead. I haven’t seen this Shout Factory release yet, but as soon as I get it, I’m going to dig in.



Double-Dip Tip Of The Week


DRACULA: 75th Anniversary Edition


FRANKENSTEIN: 75th Anniversary Edition
















Damn it. I resent these on general principle.

I understand that these are both significantly restored versions, better than what was used when Universal put together the Legacy Collections a few years ago.

And that pisses me off. This is the third time Universal has repackaged these titles, and they’re just now getting around to some clean-up work on these films? I guess shame on me for actually buying the earlier collector’s editions. I wish I could say I was going to sit these out, but I doubt I will. I’m pretty sure I’m going to add these to my collection, one way or another, and if they’re really worth the triple-dip, I’ll report back.



That’s it for this week’s DVD stuff. I’ve got a ton of great material for you this week (like I don’t say that every week), and I’m going to go so I can try to get some of it ready for tomorrow. Until then...



"Moriarty" out.








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    Readers Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 4:37:22 AM CDT

    First!

    by kwisatzhaderach

    How exciting.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 4:41:00 AM CDT

    Lady Vengeance

    by jigsaw

    Some of the posters for this film were way cooler than that DVD cover, how typical. And I would be excited for Frankenstein, if I didn't already own it. Bastards.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 4:50:03 AM CDT

    The horror!

    by bannedontherun

    "The Lake House?" I can't look! Tell me when it's over!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 4:51:06 AM CDT

    First

    by toshradio

    Always wanted to be first (I hope I am). Now I can die.

    Frankenstein & Dracula should be good.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 4:51:43 AM CDT

    Not much this week

    by ivan alexeev

    which is good, since I have about six months of disks to get through. Firstish!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 4:54:15 AM CDT

    Dead Zone

    by mrfan

    Will probably pick this up.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Sep 26, 2006 5:03:17 AM CDT

    I have a soft spot for "Hardware"

    by bannedontherun

    It was a nice attempt, but it's tough to preface your film with "no flesh shall be spared" and then have the action confined to a tiny apartment. Due to budget constraints, a lot of flesh was spared, apparently. And pardon my ignorance, but since when has Haiti been under "American control?"

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  • Sep 26, 2006 5:05:22 AM CDT

    Firt time firster long time non-firster

    by lord-yuppa

    I know, I know, I'm sure I'm not really first.
    Ahhhh...Tuesdays with Mori.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 5:12:29 AM CDT

    Imprint

    by hammer1310

    I'ts about damn time Imprint came out. After suffering through some of the lesser titles i'm really looking forward to this one.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 5:27:49 AM CDT

    Norton is excellent in Down in the Valley

    by industrykiller!

    As always. The guy is just a powerhouse on the screen. The film itself is a bit meandering and the last 20% or so of the film would work if it wasn't part of the same 80% that came before it. As a character study of Norton's "Harlen" it works though.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 5:50:20 AM CDT

    DAMN YOU, UNIVERSAL!

    by uncle stan

  • Sep 26, 2006 5:51:58 AM CDT

    wow those are a lot of crapy horor movies! ...

    by age iix

  • Sep 26, 2006 5:58:49 AM CDT

    FIRST EVER

    by themoviekudoskid

    I dunno, my first talkback, and I'm first BLAAAAHHH

    Awesome DVD news BTW Moriarty.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:00:45 AM CDT

    Another week

    by the hoff

    and still no seven samurai or gojiro review. Don't want to sound like a broken record but are we going to get a review? Other than that pretty slow week dvd wise might get hold of dust devil but will probably wait for the price to drop.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:01:36 AM CDT

    FIRST

    by themoviekudoskid

    I dunno...I'M FIRST!!!

    Awesome DVD news, Mozza.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:02:24 AM CDT

    Edward Norton works enough...

    by laudnergomez

    ...and DOWN IN THE VALLEY would've been much more effective had THE KING not opened in the same month. Very different, yet very similar films... buy VALLEY's ending is wayyyyy more goofy. ------ Truthfully, Norton needs to try something different with his acting. His recent roles show a reluctance to give himself over fully to the thrill of acting. He giving half-assed work in unremarkable stuff. ---

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:07:24 AM CDT

    Still first?

    by pietjepuk

    With Halloween coming I would expect some decent flicks to come to DVD, sounds like a load of crap to me...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:15:23 AM CDT

    First!!

    by knightrider

    Damn that feels good!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:24:02 AM CDT

    Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    by gerando

    Texas Chain Saw Massacre SE!!!!
    Whoopee!!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:26:06 AM CDT

    People who say "first"...

    by smerph

    are gimps.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:28:20 AM CDT

    Hmmmmm

    by imjustabill

    Anything worth a damn being released today?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:28:43 AM CDT

    First btw....

    by imjustabill

  • Sep 26, 2006 6:29:50 AM CDT

    Universal's got some balls.

    by drworm2002

    They need to team up with George Lucas.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:34:12 AM CDT

    Dust Devil

    by goatboy

    Dammit, the UK release is just the bare-bones 1 disc edition. Guess I'll be ordering Region 1 then.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:38:57 AM CDT

    Holy crap

    by the hoff

    the posts are really slow today. Posted 30 minutes ago and still hasn't turned up. Sorry if this comes up as a double post. Anyway Mori are we going to get a seven samurai review?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:45:42 AM CDT

    I might actually get Frankenstein...

    by abiggerboat

    ...I always overlook it. But it is a classic!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:48:18 AM CDT

    mmmmmm....Electric Kool-Aid

    by gorrister

  • Sep 26, 2006 6:48:46 AM CDT

    ein

    by cyanide christ

  • Sep 26, 2006 6:53:36 AM CDT

    Chaos tb Juggfuckled

    by keepcoolbutcare

    what with all the recent upgrading. Pity too, that was one for the classics. "Most Brutal Movie Ever Made" can be interpreted in radically different ways. Liked Hardware in my tween years, revisted recently and wasn't nearly as impressed.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:03:18 AM CDT

    Lady Vengeance is a gem...

    by danielkurland

    And I'd like to check out Bettie Page due to the content and Mary Haron's track record. Would you guys reccomend it? Better than American Psycho?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:18:31 AM CDT

    Like, OMG!!! Phurst?

    by ejcarter9

    Ooooooooo, the ecstasy and that other feeling.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:23:17 AM CDT

    Masters of Horror for Halloween

    by kernunrex

    Started watching MoH for my Six Weeks of Halloween celebration. Been saving them for the occasion. I dunno. Sorry, Mori -- I wasn't thrilled with "Cigarette Burns." I really wanted to like it, but it didn't click for me. Looking forward to the "Dagon" reunion in Gordon's episode next.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:26:19 AM CDT

    FIRST

    by alienmonkey

    Always wanted to do that.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:30:58 AM CDT

    Not first!?

    by abominate

    Curious George didn't have enough nudity for me.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:34:21 AM CDT

    I loved Hardware

    by jedi2dope

    Is there a copy out there of the uncut version?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:34:56 AM CDT

    Brotherhood

    by uga

    You can tell Showtime wants its "Sopranos" just by looking at the DVD cover. Hell, I thought it WAS "The Sopranos" when I first glanced at it.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:42:22 AM CDT

    The Lake house

    by nerdhooligan

    I liked it

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:45:13 AM CDT

    The Ground Truth DVD

    by renonevada2000

    Any reason why there's misspellings on the package under the title?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:51:12 AM CDT

    Greatness, Mori.

    by zarles

    Well done. The two references to Vern's articles more than prove why he is my favorite reviewer here.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:51:44 AM CDT

    Street Trash

    by rodneyoz

    Wonder if it's a sign of the apocalypse when Street Trash gets a 2-disc special DVD edition. No idea who else is the target audience for it, but I'm getting it.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:53:20 AM CDT

    Oh...

    by rodneyoz

    This is also my first post with the new website design. According to the sidebar, there's 42 posts but according to the bit of the page above me, 'None posted yet', not even the one I just posted. This will take some getting used to.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 7:53:47 AM CDT

    FIRST!

    by db097

    Nightmare on Elm Street still gives me the creeps. Shudder

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:00:33 AM CDT

    FIRST!!

    by jojo-pimp

  • Sep 26, 2006 8:01:24 AM CDT

    who's on first?

    by sternumman

    the nightmare disk looks nice, but these companies need to stop raping the fans with all of these reissues

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:04:20 AM CDT

    Henry 2 - "Why Not?"

    by triplefive

    Because I highly doubt it'll encapsulate the same mood and feelings that the original, ultra low budget Henry has. The only time I ever watched that film, I had to shower afterwards cause i felt so dirty seeing that shit. Michael Rooker was amazing, and Henry 2 looks like ass. Thats why not, McWeeny.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:04:36 AM CDT

    wow this is incredible 49

    by the hoff

    wow this is incredible 49 posts and nothing worth reading :) me thinks the talkback is fucked.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:04:52 AM CDT

    first?

    by the pusher

    Just might pick up that Elm Street disc.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:06:21 AM CDT

    foist?

    by damagedinc

    keepin it alive

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:07:26 AM CDT

    Good stuff as always!

    by golitsyn1

    Always an enjoyable read

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:18:37 AM CDT

    FIRST???

    by jaffa8

    or is it a smoke screen again

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:20:39 AM CDT

    it's a scam!!

    by jaffa8

    ITS ALL BULLSHIT I TELL YOU!!!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:21:17 AM CDT

    First

    by greedonevershot

    "You know that new Depeche Mode album? It Sucks!" -- Bruce McCulloch, Doors Fan

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:22:03 AM CDT

    First

    by greedonevershot

    "You know that new Depeche Mode album? It Sucks!" -- Bruce McCulloch, Doors Fan

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:25:03 AM CDT

    The Dead Zone is a GREAT film

    by osmosis jones

    Walken is wonderful in it.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:26:38 AM CDT

    Dust Devil!

    by brycemonkey

    I've been looking for this title for years! I saw this when it first came out. Might finally own it. I was struck by how beautifully it was shot and the themes running through it :-) Oh, and it's pretty sick and creepy too!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:28:44 AM CDT

    Also Mori, I think you need to tighten

    by brycemonkey

    your selection process. How can you recommend a box set where half the movies are crap?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:44:47 AM CDT

    I hate to rain on your EATEN ALIVE parade but...

    by ronnie sortor

    ...it's been delayed indefinitely because Dark Sky turned up a better print of the film.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:49:26 AM CDT

    Freddy Rules

    by dead youngling

    yeah baby

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:49:56 AM CDT

    Freddy Rules

    by dead youngling

    Yeah baby!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:53:50 AM CDT

    first!

    by comer8

    great horror movies all around

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:53:55 AM CDT

    First

    by ebullient

    Feels good.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:54:16 AM CDT

    First

    by ebullient

    Feels good.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:55:35 AM CDT

    First

    by ebullient

    Feels good.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 8:56:33 AM CDT

    First

    by ebullient

    Feels good.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:02:46 AM CDT

    Finally!

    by bruce leroy

    Now, ik can buy these Universal horror classics. It's a good thing i waited. Then you'll see...next year they are going to release Dracula Superdupermegaultimatecollector's edition...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:07:35 AM CDT

    Too soon

    by garcicr

    I loved that movie street trash

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:13:27 AM CDT

    Seriously

    by garcicr

    I realy did like that movie, especialy the Hot secretary that chose to bone the good looking young bum who wasnt yet alchaholed out

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:23:51 AM CDT

    Dust Devil and Pride...

    by arctor

    ...odd but great week.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:37:11 AM CDT

    Netflix...

    by thunderpants

    ...rocks my cock.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:45:20 AM CDT

    First maybe

    by garcicr

    Maybe.......ok ok Monster Squad DVD should be here!!!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:45:54 AM CDT

    Thirst!

    by some dude

    My thirst for DVD knows no bounds. I will spend too much today.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:48:11 AM CDT

    First

    by rolling_stone

    Good revies there Mori.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:48:56 AM CDT

    Second?

    by rolling_stone

    Er...I meant reviews.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:49:15 AM CDT

    i'm not sure about the triple dip either.

    by yeah i'm a jerk!

    i love lugosi and karloff, and i own both of the previous editions of these classics, but damn if these don't look tempting. as does the reissue of chain saw, which i have the meat package from a few years ago. and i have the nightmare box set, so i'm not too jazzed over the new version. i will recommend the boris karloff box set which came out last week, as well as the inner sanctum mysteries, and the exclusive sci-fi box set from best buy, which contains the incredible shrinking man, tarantula, the mole people, ect. but only if you are a fan of such things.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:49:34 AM CDT

    nice transition

    by esteele1013

    thanks for at least putting a couple titles between Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Curious George. That would just be too weird of a flow.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:50:07 AM CDT

    First

    by rogeliomartinezo

  • Sep 26, 2006 9:52:42 AM CDT

    First?

    by mike hunt 4 pres

  • Sep 26, 2006 9:53:16 AM CDT

    What Is It With Women and Bridget Jones?

    by sean38

    My wife feels the same way as Moriarty's. It's like HER Star Wars. She'll watch it over and over and over and over and seemingly never get tired of it.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:53:28 AM CDT

    I hate weeks like this

    by zer0cool2k2

    too many choices. I'd not heard about these restored Dracula and Frankenstein editions, but now I want 'em. I'd like to get Down in the Valley and The Notorious Bettie Page as well. Last week it was too many TV box sets, and now this.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:04:51 AM CDT

    First?

    by drandonuts

  • Sep 26, 2006 10:05:11 AM CDT

    firsties

    by biggles2_22

    just sayin

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:11:38 AM CDT

    Well I'll disagree...

    by solongyoubastard

    I think Ed Norton is one of the hammiest actors working today. He may evoke the traditional character actor bravado of Hoffman or De Niro or Pacino, but that acting style seems dated now. The performances he's received so much acclaim for - Primal Fear, American History X, Fight Club...in every role, you can feel him acting the hell out of it, and they're all over-the-top. For some reason he has a devoted following (Moriarty's "I don't think anyone would argue" comment is a perfect example), I'm sure I'll receive much venom based on this opinion - but why do people let him get away with crap like Red Dragon, The Score, and Death to Smoochy when he's not a very good actor in the first place?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:12:36 AM CDT

    Mori, where has this column been?

    by beastie

    I wanted to know what you thought of Hard Candy, The Office Season 2 and The Proposition. Love the column.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:12:56 AM CDT

    I just bought Dracula AND Frankenstein

    by snookeroo

    And now THESE come out in restored versions? I feel so used.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:15:53 AM CDT

    I hate to admit it....

    by da coach

    but I enjoyed The Lake House and will buy the dvd this week.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:17:02 AM CDT

    Could I be...FIRST?

    by borgnine jr

    Naw Never happen.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:17:44 AM CDT

    These Double and Triple Dips are TERRIBLE

    by read and shut up

    Seriously - in looking at Drac and Frank, why DIDN'T they just give you the pristine, cleaned up versions a few years back? Bastards.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:17:46 AM CDT

    Triple dipping?

    by doubledown44

    Forget it...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:20:24 AM CDT

    FIRST! MAYBE????

    by kentucky colonel

    I thought that Godzilla UNCUT was out this week....the original TOHO cut, y'know....

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:26:10 AM CDT

    first!

    by brocoliskismthefirst

  • Sep 26, 2006 10:29:08 AM CDT

    Down in the Valley

    by carmillavondoom

    Hope it is a really dark movie, looks promising. Anyone seen it? Lame that Bettie Page bypassed our area didn't know it was on DVD already!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:32:11 AM CDT

    Hey first

    by magritte

    Me maka firsta

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:36:58 AM CDT

    Thank You For Smoking?

    by alfeetoe

    Isnt that this week? Or next week? I can never remember with this new fangled Laser Disc releases.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:37:27 AM CDT

    First?

    by farley flavors

    I've never been first before...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:38:02 AM CDT

    Or it is next week

    by alfeetoe

    Oh well. Between that, Slither, and a copy of X-3 to burn in effigy, I'm going to be all set.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:38:12 AM CDT

    First

    by itzwicks

    How about that? ;-)

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:39:24 AM CDT

    FIRST - wait for the HD versions

    by tbdeinc

    what the subject said

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:49:57 AM CDT

    Silver Bullet is the "balls"

    by a boy named gob

    A coked out Gary Busey fighting werewolves with one of the Corey's? Sign me up!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:53:54 AM CDT

    First

    by scrivener

    ...and I actually read all that, too.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 10:55:26 AM CDT

    WTF?!?!?

    by jaffa8

    this sucks...where are the comments?

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:06:48 AM CDT

    DVD selection

    by pada

    This week has some nice selections in it. I may have to pick up a few of them.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:10:03 AM CDT

    I wonder how many First! posts there are due to the TB

    by brycemonkey

    being down? I'm going to guess at least 30...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:12:40 AM CDT

    Mori... Gojira? Seven Samurai? Please?...

    by giggitygoo

    I hate to be an irritant, but even though I've already purchased and devoured both these sets, I'd love to read what you think of them both.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:14:37 AM CDT

    hmm...

    by oneintenman

    mr. vengeance was best, but lady vengeance is the best looking film i've seen in years. I reckon he should have called oldboy "sympathy for oldboy", thus having the coolest named trilogy ever. I'm really looking forward to russian dolls though.... and maybe chaos.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:20:02 AM CDT

    Seven Samurai Disc was reviewed 3 weeks ago!

    by brycemonkey

    It's starting to piss me off more than the 50 First! posters. Aaaaarrrrggghh brycemonkey SMASH!!!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:26:43 AM CDT

    40 First posts after the actual 'first' post...

    by brycemonkey

    I hope you all feel very ashamed of yourself. Especially Ebullient who lived up to his name and posted First! 4 times in a row... OK, I'm off to take my pills now.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:34:34 AM CDT

    Why is it just Lady Vengeance now?

    by garbageman33

    What happened to the Sympathy part? Well, screw that, I'm still referring to it as Sympathy for Lady Vengeance because that's what it was called when I saw it last year. And if anyone has a problem with that, I'll give them a Uwe Boll beatdown.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:38:08 AM CDT

    GiggityGoo: I take that back.

    by brycemonkey

    I checked back and there was a short review of each and a promise of the longer review to come shortly. I think all the first posters gave me a stroke...

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:55:25 AM CDT

    I LOVE all of the First posts

    by ejcarter9

    It's like we all took first place in the retard awards, and we all rushed the stage to accept our plastic trophies from Silicone Babe 2965.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:56:12 AM CDT

    Curious George and....

    by imjustabill

    some astro glide = a fun night.. (kidding!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 12:06:29 PM CDT

    What's with the typos on "The Ground Truth"?

    by some dude

    Seriously.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 12:07:40 PM CDT

    Last Broadcast/13th Child Two-Pack...

    by heathenclerk

    is what should be created, with the overall title of NJ Pine Barren Craptacular.

    These two films were shot almost literally right in my backyard, and it was one hell of a disappointment to see that the filmmaker's leaned too much on 'anticipated sh(l)ock value' rather than story, cause they could have been much better.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 12:22:35 PM CDT

    Voltron Season 1 anyone?

    by darth thoth

    Come on it's finally come to DVD. Classic show. And yes... I'm still waiting for the 7 Samurai review too. It's not to bust your balls Mori. You work hard and do great work. It's just out of desire to hear your respected opinion on a great movie. Thanks man.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 12:28:29 PM CDT

    i picked up xmen 3 at pc richards in yonkers today

    by jeanluc dickhard

    i thought it was a mistake but the lady sold it and it was 21 dollars ... if anybody has a pc richards next to them go check it out ......

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  • Sep 26, 2006 1:06:02 PM CDT

    Oh My God

    by jigsaw

    This talkback is like "Idiocracy" in action. Are you kidding me? That many people have nothing better to say than "first"? Someone really needs to compile a book (with headshots) of all the supposed firsters who weren't actually first and call it "Planet of the Apes". In fact it should probably include the real firsters as well, who are no less retarded, just luckier.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 1:17:04 PM CDT

    JeanLuc Dickhard

    by the hoff

    It was a mistake. That was 20 dollars too much for that piece of shit.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 1:22:39 PM CDT

    Next week, X3!!!!!!

    by ejcarter9

    EEEEEEEEEEE! Can't wait can't wait. Just saw it again last week, too. Wife LOVED it. Aw, you get the point.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 2:01:23 PM CDT

    Chaos SUCKED ASS!!!

    by jojo-pimp

    Just shelled out the 20 bucks to buy Chaos, cause i was wondering what all the hype was about. What a shitty excuse for a remake of Last House on the Left. And that Dave Defalco has got to be the biggest tool on earth!!

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  • Sep 26, 2006 2:06:47 PM CDT

    testing

    by ufoclub

  • Sep 26, 2006 2:31:27 PM CDT

    ITS THE PC RICHARDS ON CENTRAL...

    by jeanluc dickhard

    that has x3

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  • Sep 26, 2006 4:09:12 PM CDT

    Re: Down in the Valley

    by cracker_thompson

    I actually saw this flick at the premier at AFI Fest a couple of years back and it left me annoyed. That's not to say that it isn't a good movie, but every twist and turn is telegraphed soooo much that there is no sense of surprise to anything that happens. It's a good movie that could have been great. Ed Norton and Evan Wood do a great job in it, but I think the inexperience of the director shows through... that's just my opinion, though.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 4:47:40 PM CDT

    Please make note...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...that I called out BringingSexyBack as being the former brokebackcowboy in the "Apocalypto" TB. I'm pretty sure it's him...we'll just have to wait and see if he confesses to it. And his crimes.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 5:30:05 PM CDT

    a quick question..

    by spazzmeister

    Does anyone know of a good website to look up possible special edition releases on DVD? I'm trying to find out if there is a future SE Silent Hill DVD coming.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:39:00 PM CDT

    About "Curious George"...

    by darkman

    It's a little TOO geared toward youngsters, but it's still entertaining. It's nice seeing a traditionally animated feature and Ferrell does a good job.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:58:01 PM CDT

    DUST DEVIL is brilliant

    by jme

    ..i got my copy of the 5-disc in the mail today, and i can't wait to watch it. i've had a fuzzy slp-speed bootleg for the longest time, so this is going to be a real treat. and those documentaries--mmm delicious. Richard Stanley was featured prominently on the second disc of Van Bebbers MANSON FAMILY and all three docs are discussed. i never thought in a million years i would ever get to see them. Stanley is one of my favorite directors. i'm fucking thrilled, you have no idea. hopefully putting DUST DEVIL on dvd will finally give it some much-deserved attention. and maybe, hopefully very soon we will see a remastered directors cut of HARDWARE, which is also brilliant. and while we're on the subject, could someone please restore Clive Barker's NIGHTBREED to its original glory? before 20th Century Fox had to stick their stupid greedy mainstreamy cocks in it.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 6:58:16 PM CDT

    no prob but the alternate endings ....

    by jeanluc dickhard

    really werent that different except for one.....

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:00:29 PM CDT

    Mori: "Pet Cemetery works"

    by shad0wfax

    Hahah. You must be kidding. This film functions as parody at best, and seriously, when you look at it in that way, it's probably the best parody of horror ever made. Come on, it's even got the patented "drop down on the knees and scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the sky" moment. It's fucking hilarious.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 9:37:41 PM CDT

    we are talking about x3 cause some of us found it today

    by jeanluc dickhard

    yeah a few of us found it on dvd today at pc richards.....

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:28:12 PM CDT

    Lake House

    by potvsktl

    "Just the chance to see Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves work together again for the first time since SPEED is reason enough to pick this one up."

    Holy mother of god.

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  • Sep 26, 2006 11:43:24 PM CDT

    I was pretty sure that was his father he stayed with...

    by lenny nero

    ...in Tokyo Drift.

    And Street Trash is worth it simply for the scene of severed penis monkey-in-the-middle.

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  • Sep 27, 2006 1:08:27 AM CDT

    Really great Hammer box set hitting region 2

    by archduke_chocula

    http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/ultimate-hammer-boxed-set.html

    The set's jam packed with 20 flicks, if I was a care free lad with money to burn i'd indulge myslef for this halloween :S www.spottheweasel.com/

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  • Sep 27, 2006 3:53:12 AM CDT

    Dust Devil before Hardware?????

    by comandrtaco

    Where is my Hardware DVD?

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  • Sep 27, 2006 4:43:18 AM CDT

    About Lady Vengeance?

    by antz

    Is this the theatrical release version or the directors cut with the color grading?

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  • Sep 27, 2006 9:18:19 AM CDT

    well should brag about it ...

    by jeanluc dickhard

    not every day you see dog shit on the road ... but instead you should brag about the fact that your mother didnt swallow you 9 months before you were born ....

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  • Sep 27, 2006 9:57:43 AM CDT

    This thread as filtered through THE SIMPSONS

    by iamlegolas

    President Evil: "They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. Stop it Stop IT! Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda?" --- JeanLuc Dickhard: "Yeah, President Evil's a grade A moron!" --- BringSexyBack: "When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"

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  • Sep 27, 2006 1:16:59 PM CDT

    www.patrickwalsh.blog-city.com

    by ptapat

    GREAT site for movie reviews and dick jokes...

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  • Sep 27, 2006 2:56:53 PM CDT

    Mori already reviewed the goddamn 7 Samurai.

    by lenny nero

    Stop asking.

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  • Sep 27, 2006 3:02:47 PM CDT

    "Down in the Valley" had a lot of very bizarre...

    by lenny nero

    ...and very tonally off-color performances, but that doesn't mean it didn't work. The film moves into crazy territory in the last 30-45 minutes, but at least it stuck to its guns. And Ms. Wood is as irrestible as ever, both performance-wise and...well...you know.

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  • Sep 28, 2006 5:29:14 AM CDT

    The Lake House (***SPOILERS***)

    by cooper36

    My problem with the Lake House was the ending. I'm willing to go along with the idea of a time-travelling mail box. All movies require some suspension of disbelief (an archeologist who can take on the German army single handedly, a war that took place long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a cyborg that travels from the future to save the man who will defeat the machines in the future, etc.) All I request is that the movie make sense WITHIN the logic of the movie. They don't have to be "realistic" (by definition, fantasies aren't realistic--that's why they're fantasies) but they do have to hold together by their own logic. When they don't, that's when they fail.

    And that leads me to the ending (***SPOILER AHEAD***). According to the ending, Keanu Reaves avoided the bus that hit him but, as far as the world is concerned (the world meaning his family, his business and his friends), he did die that day. Two big questions with that statement. First, considering there were people all around him, how was this pulled off? Did he fake a bus accident?
    Second (assuming you can answer the first), why would he do that? Personally, if I faked my own death for a year just to have a big romantic moment one year from now, people wouldn't go "awwwwwww, that's sweet". Instead, they would be pissed at me for making them grieve at my own death for my own selfish reasons. And the woman I loved would say "you made me think you were dead?!?!?!?! Insensitive jerk!!!"

    When viewed in that light, that makes 1) the ending impossible; 2) Keannu Reeves' character a selfish, insensitive jerk. Not exactly the ending the producers were intending.

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