Sept. 22, 2006, 2:13 a.m. CST
seein this in the afternoon here in chicago. can't wait!!!
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:14 a.m. CST
Can't wait to see it.
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:16 a.m. CST
Hope to see it tonight. oh... FIRST!
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:18 a.m. CST
but I'll be there!
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:23 a.m. CST
And damn proud!
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:36 a.m. CST
Always the gratuitous insult to Ann Coulter, which provides so much to my understanding of the movie. You couln't think of anything intelligetn to say about the movie so you pick on someone you feel about 80% of your readers don't like. This demonstrates increible laziness, and is demeaning to yourself and to AICN. When will you uneducated rubes learn that it is proper, and encouraged, to criticize the ideas of people you disagree with, and not the person expressing the idea. Tossing asinine personal insults at someone simply because of their ideas differ from yours shows an incredible lack of intelligence, and is surprising on a site that that is known foremost for the quality of its reviews. In the talkbcks I understand, the uneductated masses, lacking critical skills such as effective communication and logical thought, resort to lowest common denominator humor to artifically inflate their egos. Reviewers, however, should know better. This is why conservatives win elections. We are intelligent enough to read the ballot and mark the correct box next to our candidate.
Sept. 22, 2006, 2:49 a.m. CST
about seeing a movie opening night with your brother, who has the worst laugh in human history, and the rest of the audience is so loud it doesn't freakin' matter. that was the scene at jackass. that will be the scene tomorrow. can't fucking wait.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:07 a.m. CST
by CTU Mole
Now I've seen everything.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:15 a.m. CST
Because Ann Coulter would never, ever criticize her opponents rather than their ideas. Just ask the Jersey Girls. Hang on... was it Coulter's brilliant conservative intelligence that led her to put the wrong address on her ballot paper? I love irony. Calling Coulter a cunt is an insult to cunts everywhere. Jackass looks funny though.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:16 a.m. CST
by Det. John Kimble
Calling her a cunt-bag is anatomically incorrect.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:19 a.m. CST
Excuse me, Mr. Sitchin, but the writers at AICN have every right to post their opinions on anyone. You read this site to read their opinions. One does not have to be more "intelligent" to criticize a political commentator than a filmmaker, particularly if the subject is someone like Ann Coulter, who is as stupid as she is arrogant. And F.Y.I. - before you attack an AICN writer in the future, you might want to learn how to spell.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:20 a.m. CST
and it made me question my friends sexuality. during the part where they tie bottle rockets to their peni (plural of penis?) and shoot them out of their buttholes he kept yeling crap like "wow!" and "i want to see that again!"....... i'm just sayin', you know?
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:22 a.m. CST
Cause she is a miserable cunt that should be dragged out into the street and set on fire....a bit harsh? Well, oh well. 99.9% of Americans can't stand that sloppy tranny. And if you are a great conservative, why aren't you reining that nazi in.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:27 a.m. CST
You know, I don't care about Ann Coulter's politics. She can be as right-wing as she wants to be. Except when she is a liar. And she is in her new book when she pukes lie after lie about the science of evolution. And for that, I give a hearty "fuck you."
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:29 a.m. CST
So... what are the nastiest parts of JA2? Give those spoilers so that those of you with pussy-stomachs can leave the theaters when they happen (and by "you" I mean "us").
Sept. 22, 2006, 4:04 a.m. CST
Personally, I like her, and still the insult doesn't bother me. What bothers me is you chose to bash someone who has been out of the news for months. Especially when you have Hugo Chavez and the Iranian President (won't even attempt to spell his name, and I'm too lazy right now to look it up) making complete morons of themselves in front of the UN. Regardless of your feelings on those two guys, there's a reference that could be made there. Instead you took the uncreative route with Ann Coulter bashing.
Sept. 22, 2006, 4:10 a.m. CST
by board shitlez
Lets watch some men stand around laughing at how brilliant they all are. Utter crap.
Sept. 22, 2006, 4:21 a.m. CST
by Cash Bailey
I was thinking that maybe there was some panicky last minute editing in light of recent events.
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:22 a.m. CST
And is Party Boy in this one?
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:32 a.m. CST
...that Academy Award Nominee Spike Jonze is one of the creators.<br>
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:33 a.m. CST
"The gayest show on TV"
Sept. 22, 2006, 6:22 a.m. CST
I think they need a pow-wow and see how Scott Green does his shit. Other than that these just give people little information along with something to complain in TB. Last week Stairway to Heaven, this week Anne Coulter.
Sept. 22, 2006, 6:26 a.m. CST
Shivv is right; Ann Coulter bashing was en vouge months ago. It's like when whiners bash the Christian Right and then cite Jerry Fallwell. Let's try to work some current events into the act, OK? Check out a newspaper while you're in London.
Sept. 22, 2006, 6:39 a.m. CST
Needed to be said again and to you mr/mrs/whatever sitchin I say this :BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aha aha HHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT INTELLIGENCE IN A 'JACKASS' TALKBACK!!!! Fucktardian cumdumpster idiotfuck!
Sept. 22, 2006, 7 a.m. CST
why do people watch this crap? it's a waste of time and money.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:02 a.m. CST
That the AICN guys toss in their political comments in these reviews to fuel the talkbacks--thus increase the usage of their site? I would guess that 8 times out of 10--the talkbacks with the most posts are the ones that have some political shot in the review/scoop.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:04 a.m. CST
Why do people feel the need to interject their political beliefs into everything they do. They must be so obsessed and bitter they can't help it. Get a life.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:10 a.m. CST
I have not seen the movie so I don't understand the connection between Jackass and Ann Coulter. If she is somehow associated with the film Quint's statement is legit. If it is just Quint ranting then it is unbelievably childish and out of place.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:21 a.m. CST
Funny you ask, 'cause I was just wondering something similar. We know all the writers here are liberal to very liberal (some by their own admission -- others who protest too much when called liberal). So what's the point of a throwaway line like the Ann Coulter one? To maintain "cred" among each other? To drive away conservative readers? (P.S. I saw the Ann Richards RIP, but did I miss the Sven Nykvist rememberance somewhere?) I suspect it's the former; sort of shorthand "code" that I'm progressive, I'm artsy, I'm one of you. That's fine, I guess, but awfully unnecessary on a site that's trying to sell Jackass tickets and Hobbit figurines.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:34 a.m. CST
by The Ender
This movie looks entertaining. I'm seeing it. Simple.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:45 a.m. CST
People like Box, who can't simply sit and laugh at what is SUPPOSED to be stupid, should really go crawl up inside a fat chick and die.<p>If you don't "get" the humor, then you can't be a human being because that's basic level programming. We are all wired to laugh at others getting hurt in funny ways.<p>If you can't, then you are an alien and should be kicked in the fucking balls while others laugh and throw milkshakes and monkey shit at you while you cry like a bitch in the fetal position.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:49 a.m. CST
Who is Ann Coulter??
Sept. 22, 2006, 8:17 a.m. CST
Seriously....not one clue. Conservative talking head with questionable sexual hygene is about what I make it!!
Sept. 22, 2006, 8:18 a.m. CST
She's like Quint, if he were blonde and successful and had a law degree and a couple of best-selling books and countless TV and radio appearances and could discuss political ideology using terms other than "cunt."
Sept. 22, 2006, 8:36 a.m. CST
by Randall Flagg
Ann Coulter is Pat Robertson in a wig and a dress. Complete with adam's apple. The woman worships Joseph McCarthy; that alone should be enough to apply some medieval torture to her.
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:03 a.m. CST
by 3 Bag Enema
A movie for morons, by morons. Be ashamed of yourself if you harbor the slightest interest.
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 a.m. CST
Come on man! It's just childish.
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 a.m. CST
Yes, because they are a threat to America. Oh, wait, no they aren't. Keep swallowing whatever they tell you. Shit, Bill Hicks died waaayyyy too fucking soon. Wake up America. And on a side note, I wouldn't mind all the reviews being like that (minus the parting shot of course).
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:19 a.m. CST
But I very much want to see this movie. It may not technially be a "good" movie, but it will be enjoyable as hell.
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:30 a.m. CST
I applaud anyone who's got a voice (online or otherwise) to rip into the ugly, stupid, Mel Gibson-loving, fascist "cuntbag" Ann Coulter. I hope that these inclusions eventually lead everyone who had to whine about it on this board to leave AICN and never come back. May right-wing nutjobs like Cuntbag Coulter join you on the outside looking in.
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:53 a.m. CST
and missed a little, but this movie is consistantly funny! I liked the first one, I LOVED this one!
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:55 a.m. CST
suck each other off in the Kmart. I can't believe Johnny drank all that nasty man-semen. They're not gay or anything...they just did it for the movie.
Sept. 22, 2006, 10:02 a.m. CST
by the minute. I hate Jackass so much. Then again I'm bored and theres nothing else to see this weekend.
Sept. 22, 2006, 10:08 a.m. CST
Your selfhate and loathing, make Jackass, look like Masterpiece Theater.
Sept. 22, 2006, 10:29 a.m. CST
You make me giggle the most.
Sept. 22, 2006, 10:51 a.m. CST
by Jeff Dee
I'm constantly amazed when so-called conservatives want to make it their business to say how private citizens ought to operate their private businesses. Harry and Quint can say what they like on their site because it is their site, Anchorite. And they can complain about what you say on their site for exactly the same reason. Now, you may argue that if they exercise that right, then it hurts their site. And that may be true. But that argument never changed the behavior of any *conservative* web site operators that I ever heard of. In my opinion, all that's happening here is that the political wind is shifting, and *you can't handle it*. And oh yes... they should put Ann Coulter in Jackass 3.
Sept. 22, 2006, 10:59 a.m. CST
you guys are retarded, he just got done saying that if you like Jackass you'll love the movie and if you don't it will offend. So the following sentance could be a thing like if you hate Ann C then you'll love this statement, if not then it will offend you. It may just be an example statement, it's probably not, but it is in question whether or not the statement is to be taken as an opinion of the author or of the statement just as a statement in itself to represent the point of how pointless it is to say whether or not you'll like the Jackass movie if you like the tv show.
Sept. 22, 2006, 11:05 a.m. CST
This is a quote from her coverage of the 2004 Democratic Convention. ""Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston..." and referred to some unspecified female attendees as "corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons." I think calling her a cuntbag to make a silly joke on a silly website's review of a stupid ass (but somehow brilliant) movie is fair fucking game!
Sept. 22, 2006, 11:42 a.m. CST
Something someone said earlier made me laugh my ass off: "Fucktardian cumdumpster idiotfuck!" Please take a moment to honor this set of words... After you're done doing that, if you're one of these TB'ers that gets off to slamming people on here and telling them to kill themselves, you can take this moment to wipe off any semen that you may have squirted onto your keyboard. Dude, Anchorite didn't say anything that would lead anyone to believe that s/he is "a retarded, nazi asswipe." Lighten up a bit. And go see "Jackass Number Two". Maybe you need to take a look at people being stupid to realize that they're smarter than you. Just wait, Jar Jar... your turn at puberty will come soon enough.
Sept. 22, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST
I love Jackass. It reminds me of the days when I used to ride shopping carts down hills, and jump off shit, and generally attempt to hurt myself in front of a camcorder. Ahhhhhh teh memories.
Sept. 22, 2006, 11:51 a.m. CST
by Mr. Nice Gaius
How can anyone named "Jar Jar 4 Prez" be taken seriously?! Inquiring minds want to know!!!
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST
up Ann Coulter's ass. Except it's probably too tight to fit. Otherwise, count me out.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST
Honestly, how could you guys for fall for that??
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:09 p.m. CST
did '3 bag enema' really just tell us to "...Be ashamed of yourself if you harbor the slightest interest." so advertsing having coffee flushed up your brown-eye is somehow highbrow in comparison to the jackass hijinx? sounds to me like you missed the casting call, buddy.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:18 p.m. CST
by Mr. Nice Gaius
I "LOVE" Ann Coulter?! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Hardly douchebag. I'll tell you this though, I do have "special plans" for her. *** And by the way Jar Jar, we do still live in a country where people are free to speak their opinions and others should be willing to die in defense of that right. So, the honorable thing for you to do is die. Or, are you too much of a pussy?
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:19 p.m. CST
and i'd like to see ann coulter die a horrible death. i think when you can get the middle that enraged with you, you're considered open season everywhere.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:21 p.m. CST
Um, don't hurry on my account.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:26 p.m. CST
Seriously, is anyone going to write an obit for Sven Nykvist or do I have to wait for the Sideshow 12" figurine for it to become newsworthy?
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:31 p.m. CST
Can we please, PLEASE, just go without the fuckin politics. Or at least even them out. It's not so much that I mad someone insulted Ann Coulter. Hell, i consider myself a pretty conservative republican and even she can get on my nerves. Hell, i love the free speech that we get in this country, but that doesn't mean I don't have the right to be annoyed when someone who is supposed to be reviewing a movie throws in his own little faux-witty dig at someone. see where that one little pointless bash at someone just turned this whole TB into a big "let's bash right wingers" orgy? it's annoying and gratuitous, although gratiuitous DOES fit very well into a jackass review. keep to the fucking movies, and lets go to moveon.org to debate your politics. thank you.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:46 p.m. CST
is obviously fair game to anyone. I don't even see how the right wingers can defend her, honestly. She thinks 9/11 widows are a scam to make money. Also, count me as an idiot who will go see this.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:50 p.m. CST
A talkback that ostensibly should be about Jackass: Number Two turns into a heated political discussion that heavily revolves around Anne Coulter's poon.
Sept. 22, 2006, 12:51 p.m. CST
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jar Jar 4 Prez thinks I took a jibe at him because I'm somehow some sort of Neo-con defender of Ann "I wish I were man" Coulter. He never stops to think that I may have taken a jibe at him simply because he's an idiot.
Sept. 22, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST
Fucking scumbag. Fuck him and his moron nephew.
Sept. 22, 2006, 1:34 p.m. CST
by drew mcweeny
... get it right. It's Pontius and Steve-O that "aren't gay." Not Johnny. Sheeeesh.
Sept. 22, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST
She looks like she would be a screamer. :) Uh, was the comment about the guys drinking each other's semen serious? Or was it just made to look like they actually did it? I thought Jackass was pretty funny, but honestly, that's pretty fricking disgusting just to get a few laughs. I will likely see the movie, but how in the f did this not get an NC-17 rating with all of the shit in it? The ratings system is truly screwed up.
Sept. 22, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST
by Bob C. Cock
then i'll get an icee and take a horrendous shit halfway through the movie!
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST
Most people (probably) don't know who that is! Can't wait to see this movie...just thinking about the scene involving leeches that I heard about makes me SQUIRM and WINCE...not sure if I will be able to keep my eyes open!
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:21 p.m. CST
Just couldn't get into Jackass. But would love to get into Ann Coulter. The idea she may be a tranny is strangely exciting.
Sept. 22, 2006, 3:55 p.m. CST
The problem is that he made a really, really lame one. We should be attacking his judgement in choosing a joke, not his politics.
Sept. 22, 2006, 4:26 p.m. CST
I'm out of the loop here. Why was the Don Vito footage removed from the film? Did something happen to him? Is he dead? and fuck Ann Coulter...fuck her up her stupid ass.
Sept. 22, 2006, 4:38 p.m. CST
Haven't seen anything by Ingmar Bergman, guess I should correct that!
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:13 p.m. CST
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Well gee, let the witchhunt begin.
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:16 p.m. CST
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Apparently zfisk is so warped, he thinks Alex Jones is a Zionist. Try to think about that before you got to bed...
Sept. 22, 2006, 5:40 p.m. CST
by Optimus Murphy
...between Coulter and people who call her a cunt, is that Coulter is famous for being a cunt and the others are stuck in cunt-anonymity.
Sept. 22, 2006, 6:45 p.m. CST
And you'll not be such a liberal douchebag.
Sept. 22, 2006, 7:16 p.m. CST
Listening to her is a waste of time.
Sept. 22, 2006, 8:37 p.m. CST
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Hey, I enjoy Jackass as much as the next guy, but I was surprised to see it so high in posts. Then I read Quint's thing about Coulter and that's when the lightbulb went off. Controversial Public Figure + Slightly Rabid, Pasty-skinned Talkbackers = Post Avalanche
Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST
by Colonel Kane
while wearing a steel wool glove. developing...
Sept. 23, 2006, 1:15 a.m. CST
I was about to come to the talkback page and make my own comments about Jackass 2. Unfortunately, it's turned into another page of fucking political bullshit. Speaking of making someone vomit...
Sept. 23, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST
Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca! How this man hasn't stepped down after this, let alone wants to our President, is downright evil.
Sept. 23, 2006, 12:52 p.m. CST
by tango fett
what happened with Don Vito? I never heard anything about it.