Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with about 15 minutes until I have to head downstairs to the lobby of my London hotel and get in a shuttle bus to the mysterious set I'm visiting today. I wanted to take a quick moment and tell you about JACKASS PART 2, which I saw Tuesday night.
I almost threw up while watching the movie. What's surprising about that is that I didn't barf during the gross-out moments (which there are many, involving different kinds bodily excretions, including two different types of feces, cum and blood), but I almost puked from laughing so hard at one of the crank bits. You see... there are moments peppered throughout where Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville are put in old age make-up... very realistic old age make-up. Jonze is made up to be a woman in her... I don't know, maybe late 80s or early 90s and Knoxville is a little younger, maybe early 70s.
I'm not going to spoil things, but Jonze was constantly hilarious as the clueless old lady making many innocent bystanders radically uncomfortable and Knoxville... Well, there's a segment called Old Man's Balls where I had my near-death experience. I almost puked and I couldn't breath. I had to look away from the screen, avert my eyes, or else I would have passed out from laughing so hard.
The gross is there, too. The what-the-fuck-are-they-doing? is there, too. If you like JACKASS, you'll love this movie. If you don't, it'll offend you. I know that's about as obvious as saying "You know what? Ann Coulter is a despicable, horrible cunt-bag," but it's the truth.
Sorry this isn't indepth, but how indepth do you really need a movie that starts out with Pontius getting his cock bitten by a snake?
Gotta run to this set. Be back soon!
-Quint quint@aintitcool.com
