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Quint almost pukes during JACKASS PART 2!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with about 15 minutes until I have to head downstairs to the lobby of my London hotel and get in a shuttle bus to the mysterious set I'm visiting today. I wanted to take a quick moment and tell you about JACKASS PART 2, which I saw Tuesday night.

I almost threw up while watching the movie. What's surprising about that is that I didn't barf during the gross-out moments (which there are many, involving different kinds bodily excretions, including two different types of feces, cum and blood), but I almost puked from laughing so hard at one of the crank bits. You see... there are moments peppered throughout where Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville are put in old age make-up... very realistic old age make-up. Jonze is made up to be a woman in her... I don't know, maybe late 80s or early 90s and Knoxville is a little younger, maybe early 70s.

I'm not going to spoil things, but Jonze was constantly hilarious as the clueless old lady making many innocent bystanders radically uncomfortable and Knoxville... Well, there's a segment called Old Man's Balls where I had my near-death experience. I almost puked and I couldn't breath. I had to look away from the screen, avert my eyes, or else I would have passed out from laughing so hard.

The gross is there, too. The what-the-fuck-are-they-doing? is there, too. If you like JACKASS, you'll love this movie. If you don't, it'll offend you. I know that's about as obvious as saying "You know what? Ann Coulter is a despicable, horrible cunt-bag," but it's the truth.

Sorry this isn't indepth, but how indepth do you really need a movie that starts out with Pontius getting his cock bitten by a snake?

Gotta run to this set. Be back soon!


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  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:13 a.m. CST


    by ipolo.

    seein this in the afternoon here in chicago. can't wait!!!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:14 a.m. CST


    by buddickman

    Can't wait to see it.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Cannot WAIT

    by doctordebug

    Hope to see it tonight. oh... FIRST!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:18 a.m. CST

    yes... I'm scared

    by BendersShinyAss

    but I'll be there!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:23 a.m. CST


    by reptil

    And damn proud!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:36 a.m. CST


    by sitchin

    Always the gratuitous insult to Ann Coulter, which provides so much to my understanding of the movie. You couln't think of anything intelligetn to say about the movie so you pick on someone you feel about 80% of your readers don't like. This demonstrates increible laziness, and is demeaning to yourself and to AICN. When will you uneducated rubes learn that it is proper, and encouraged, to criticize the ideas of people you disagree with, and not the person expressing the idea. Tossing asinine personal insults at someone simply because of their ideas differ from yours shows an incredible lack of intelligence, and is surprising on a site that that is known foremost for the quality of its reviews. In the talkbcks I understand, the uneductated masses, lacking critical skills such as effective communication and logical thought, resort to lowest common denominator humor to artifically inflate their egos. Reviewers, however, should know better. This is why conservatives win elections. We are intelligent enough to read the ballot and mark the correct box next to our candidate.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 2:49 a.m. CST

    there's something to be said

    by erockwilly

    about seeing a movie opening night with your brother, who has the worst laugh in human history, and the rest of the audience is so loud it doesn't freakin' matter. that was the scene at jackass. that will be the scene tomorrow. can't fucking wait.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:07 a.m. CST

    Wow, someone defending Anne Coulter

    by CTU Mole

    Now I've seen everything.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:15 a.m. CST

    That's right Sitchin

    by Happyfat73

    Because Ann Coulter would never, ever criticize her opponents rather than their ideas. Just ask the Jersey Girls. Hang on... was it Coulter's brilliant conservative intelligence that led her to put the wrong address on her ballot paper? I love irony. Calling Coulter a cunt is an insult to cunts everywhere. Jackass looks funny though.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Jesus Quint. Everybody knows Coulter has a cock.

    by Det. John Kimble

    Calling her a cunt-bag is anatomically incorrect.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Calling Ann Coulter a cuntbag is a compliment.

    by brezzel

    Excuse me, Mr. Sitchin, but the writers at AICN have every right to post their opinions on anyone. You read this site to read their opinions. One does not have to be more "intelligent" to criticize a political commentator than a filmmaker, particularly if the subject is someone like Ann Coulter, who is as stupid as she is arrogant. And F.Y.I. - before you attack an AICN writer in the future, you might want to learn how to spell.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:20 a.m. CST

    jackass is retarded...

    by maluquiro

    and it made me question my friends sexuality. during the part where they tie bottle rockets to their peni (plural of penis?) and shoot them out of their buttholes he kept yeling crap like "wow!" and "i want to see that again!"....... i'm just sayin', you know?

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Maybe he is insulting Anne Coulter

    by redfist

    Cause she is a miserable cunt that should be dragged out into the street and set on fire....a bit harsh? Well, oh well. 99.9% of Americans can't stand that sloppy tranny. And if you are a great conservative, why aren't you reining that nazi in.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:27 a.m. CST

    Shouldn't get so off topic but...

    by abulafia24

    You know, I don't care about Ann Coulter's politics. She can be as right-wing as she wants to be. Except when she is a liar. And she is in her new book when she pukes lie after lie about the science of evolution. And for that, I give a hearty "fuck you."

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:29 a.m. CST


    by abulafia24

    So... what are the nastiest parts of JA2? Give those spoilers so that those of you with pussy-stomachs can leave the theaters when they happen (and by "you" I mean "us").

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 4:04 a.m. CST

    About the Coulter dig

    by Shivv

    Personally, I like her, and still the insult doesn't bother me. What bothers me is you chose to bash someone who has been out of the news for months. Especially when you have Hugo Chavez and the Iranian President (won't even attempt to spell his name, and I'm too lazy right now to look it up) making complete morons of themselves in front of the UN. Regardless of your feelings on those two guys, there's a reference that could be made there. Instead you took the uncreative route with Ann Coulter bashing.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Yeah! soundzzzzzzz

    by board shitlez

    Lets watch some men stand around laughing at how brilliant they all are. Utter crap.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 4:21 a.m. CST

    Do they keep the Don Vito footage?

    by Cash Bailey

    I was thinking that maybe there was some panicky last minute editing in light of recent events.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Anne Coulter's got one stinky box.

    by zool43

    And is Party Boy in this one?

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:32 a.m. CST

    It's always funny to tell high-browed Jackass haters...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...that Academy Award Nominee Spike Jonze is one of the creators.<br>

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:33 a.m. CST

    John Waters called Jackass once:

    by DerLanghaarige

    "The gayest show on TV"

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 6:22 a.m. CST

    Quints now doing reviews like AICN games?

    by DigitalDong

    I think they need a pow-wow and see how Scott Green does his shit. Other than that these just give people little information along with something to complain in TB. Last week Stairway to Heaven, this week Anne Coulter.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 6:26 a.m. CST

    TOO LATE!!!

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Shivv is right; Ann Coulter bashing was en vouge months ago. It's like when whiners bash the Christian Right and then cite Jerry Fallwell. Let's try to work some current events into the act, OK? Check out a newspaper while you're in London.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 6:39 a.m. CST

    Ann Coulter is a despicable, horrible cunt-bag

    by DOGSOUP

    Needed to be said again and to you mr/mrs/whatever sitchin I say this :BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aha aha HHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT INTELLIGENCE IN A 'JACKASS' TALKBACK!!!! Fucktardian cumdumpster idiotfuck!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7 a.m. CST

    stoooooopid movie

    by box

    why do people watch this crap? it's a waste of time and money.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Doesn't anybody think.............

    by JackTarmac

    That the AICN guys toss in their political comments in these reviews to fuel the talkbacks--thus increase the usage of their site? I would guess that 8 times out of 10--the talkbacks with the most posts are the ones that have some political shot in the review/scoop.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:04 a.m. CST

    Just shut up and review.

    by Retrace

    Why do people feel the need to interject their political beliefs into everything they do. They must be so obsessed and bitter they can't help it. Get a life.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Ann Coulter

    by stvnhthr

    I have not seen the movie so I don't understand the connection between Jackass and Ann Coulter. If she is somehow associated with the film Quint's statement is legit. If it is just Quint ranting then it is unbelievably childish and out of place.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:21 a.m. CST


    by BannedOnTheRun

    Funny you ask, 'cause I was just wondering something similar. We know all the writers here are liberal to very liberal (some by their own admission -- others who protest too much when called liberal). So what's the point of a throwaway line like the Ann Coulter one? To maintain "cred" among each other? To drive away conservative readers? (P.S. I saw the Ann Richards RIP, but did I miss the Sven Nykvist rememberance somewhere?) I suspect it's the former; sort of shorthand "code" that I'm progressive, I'm artsy, I'm one of you. That's fine, I guess, but awfully unnecessary on a site that's trying to sell Jackass tickets and Hobbit figurines.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood

    by The Ender

    This movie looks entertaining. I'm seeing it. Simple.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Box and others

    by NightArrows

    People like Box, who can't simply sit and laugh at what is SUPPOSED to be stupid, should really go crawl up inside a fat chick and die.<p>If you don't "get" the humor, then you can't be a human being because that's basic level programming. We are all wired to laugh at others getting hurt in funny ways.<p>If you can't, then you are an alien and should be kicked in the fucking balls while others laugh and throw milkshakes and monkey shit at you while you cry like a bitch in the fetal position.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:49 a.m. CST

    Ignorant Brit alert!!!

    by DirkD13"

    Who is Ann Coulter??

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Damn Dirk...ya beat me to it! Who is Ann Coulter??

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Seriously....not one clue. Conservative talking head with questionable sexual hygene is about what I make it!!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Who is Ann Coulter?

    by BannedOnTheRun

    She's like Quint, if he were blonde and successful and had a law degree and a couple of best-selling books and countless TV and radio appearances and could discuss political ideology using terms other than "cunt."

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Who she is

    by Randall Flagg

    Ann Coulter is Pat Robertson in a wig and a dress. Complete with adam's apple. The woman worships Joseph McCarthy; that alone should be enough to apply some medieval torture to her.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:03 a.m. CST

    "I couldn't breath."

    by 3 Bag Enema

    A movie for morons, by morons. Be ashamed of yourself if you harbor the slightest interest.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Leave Your Fucking Politics Out Of Your Fucking Revews!

    by zigmondsrh

    Come on man! It's just childish.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 a.m. CST

    "Hugo Chavez and the Iranian President"

    by brycemonkey

    Yes, because they are a threat to America. Oh, wait, no they aren't. Keep swallowing whatever they tell you. Shit, Bill Hicks died waaayyyy too fucking soon. Wake up America. And on a side note, I wouldn't mind all the reviews being like that (minus the parting shot of course).

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:19 a.m. CST

    I consider myself to be a somewhat smart person...

    by DanielKurland

    But I very much want to see this movie. It may not technially be a "good" movie, but it will be enjoyable as hell.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:30 a.m. CST

    "Leave Your Fucking Politics" IN!

    by brezzel

    I applaud anyone who's got a voice (online or otherwise) to rip into the ugly, stupid, Mel Gibson-loving, fascist "cuntbag" Ann Coulter. I hope that these inclusions eventually lead everyone who had to whine about it on this board to leave AICN and never come back. May right-wing nutjobs like Cuntbag Coulter join you on the outside looking in.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Don Vito footage is gone

    by Kraken

    and missed a little, but this movie is consistantly funny! I liked the first one, I LOVED this one!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:55 a.m. CST

    I like the part where Johnny and Steve-o

    by Jonesey1111

    suck each other off in the Kmart. I can't believe Johnny drank all that nasty man-semen. They're not gay or anything...they just did it for the movie.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 10:02 a.m. CST

    This movie sounds more and more repulsive

    by Lovecraftfan

    by the minute. I hate Jackass so much. Then again I'm bored and theres nothing else to see this weekend.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 10:08 a.m. CST

    You Neo-Cons crack me up...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Your selfhate and loathing, make Jackass, look like Masterpiece Theater.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Right on cue, Anchorite..

    by Billyeveryteen

    You make me giggle the most.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Um... because it's their web site?

    by Jeff Dee

    I'm constantly amazed when so-called conservatives want to make it their business to say how private citizens ought to operate their private businesses. Harry and Quint can say what they like on their site because it is their site, Anchorite. And they can complain about what you say on their site for exactly the same reason. Now, you may argue that if they exercise that right, then it hurts their site. And that may be true. But that argument never changed the behavior of any *conservative* web site operators that I ever heard of. In my opinion, all that's happening here is that the political wind is shifting, and *you can't handle it*. And oh yes... they should put Ann Coulter in Jackass 3.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 10:59 a.m. CST

    you guys are dumb

    by JackDonkey

    you guys are retarded, he just got done saying that if you like Jackass you'll love the movie and if you don't it will offend. So the following sentance could be a thing like if you hate Ann C then you'll love this statement, if not then it will offend you. It may just be an example statement, it's probably not, but it is in question whether or not the statement is to be taken as an opinion of the author or of the statement just as a statement in itself to represent the point of how pointless it is to say whether or not you'll like the Jackass movie if you like the tv show.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Hey stvnhthr, re: Ann Coulter

    by TheAtomicCow

    This is a quote from her coverage of the 2004 Democratic Convention. ""Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston..." and referred to some unspecified female attendees as "corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons." I think calling her a cuntbag to make a silly joke on a silly website's review of a stupid ass (but somehow brilliant) movie is fair fucking game!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 11:42 a.m. CST


    by 24200124

    Something someone said earlier made me laugh my ass off: "Fucktardian cumdumpster idiotfuck!" Please take a moment to honor this set of words... After you're done doing that, if you're one of these TB'ers that gets off to slamming people on here and telling them to kill themselves, you can take this moment to wipe off any semen that you may have squirted onto your keyboard. Dude, Anchorite didn't say anything that would lead anyone to believe that s/he is "a retarded, nazi asswipe." Lighten up a bit. And go see "Jackass Number Two". Maybe you need to take a look at people being stupid to realize that they're smarter than you. Just wait, Jar Jar... your turn at puberty will come soon enough.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 11:43 a.m. CST


    by DJSpoonfed

    I love Jackass. It reminds me of the days when I used to ride shopping carts down hills, and jump off shit, and generally attempt to hurt myself in front of a camcorder. Ahhhhhh teh memories.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 11:51 a.m. CST

    "You're a retarded, nazi asswipe."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    How can anyone named "Jar Jar 4 Prez" be taken seriously?! Inquiring minds want to know!!!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST

    I might see this movie if they stick a bottle rocket

    by Snookeroo

    up Ann Coulter's ass. Except it's probably too tight to fit. Otherwise, count me out.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Jar Jar 4 Prez is a joke account....

    by J-Dizzle

    Honestly, how could you guys for fall for that??

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:09 p.m. CST

    don't let 'jar jar' have all the fun!

    by neckbone

    did '3 bag enema' really just tell us to "...Be ashamed of yourself if you harbor the slightest interest." so advertsing having coffee flushed up your brown-eye is somehow highbrow in comparison to the jackass hijinx? sounds to me like you missed the casting call, buddy.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Jar Jar 4 Prez

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I "LOVE" Ann Coulter?! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Hardly douchebag. I'll tell you this though, I do have "special plans" for her. *** And by the way Jar Jar, we do still live in a country where people are free to speak their opinions and others should be willing to die in defense of that right. So, the honorable thing for you to do is die. Or, are you too much of a pussy?

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:19 p.m. CST

    i consider myself neither liberal nor conservative

    by waggy

    and i'd like to see ann coulter die a horrible death. i think when you can get the middle that enraged with you, you're considered open season everywhere.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:21 p.m. CST

    "Be back soon!"

    by BannedOnTheRun

    Um, don't hurry on my account.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:26 p.m. CST


    by BannedOnTheRun

    Seriously, is anyone going to write an obit for Sven Nykvist or do I have to wait for the Sideshow 12" figurine for it to become newsworthy?

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:31 p.m. CST


    by TheMovieLover

    Can we please, PLEASE, just go without the fuckin politics. Or at least even them out. It's not so much that I mad someone insulted Ann Coulter. Hell, i consider myself a pretty conservative republican and even she can get on my nerves. Hell, i love the free speech that we get in this country, but that doesn't mean I don't have the right to be annoyed when someone who is supposed to be reviewing a movie throws in his own little faux-witty dig at someone. see where that one little pointless bash at someone just turned this whole TB into a big "let's bash right wingers" orgy? it's annoying and gratuitous, although gratiuitous DOES fit very well into a jackass review. keep to the fucking movies, and lets go to to debate your politics. thank you.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Ann Coulter...

    by zombieslayer

    is obviously fair game to anyone. I don't even see how the right wingers can defend her, honestly. She thinks 9/11 widows are a scam to make money. Also, count me as an idiot who will go see this.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:50 p.m. CST

    This is what I love about AICN talkbacks

    by ldm882

    A talkback that ostensibly should be about Jackass: Number Two turns into a heated political discussion that heavily revolves around Anne Coulter's poon.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 12:51 p.m. CST

    The funny thing is...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Jar Jar 4 Prez thinks I took a jibe at him because I'm somehow some sort of Neo-con defender of Ann "I wish I were man" Coulter. He never stops to think that I may have taken a jibe at him simply because he's an idiot.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 1:32 p.m. CST

    So, does Don Vito rape any kids in this?

    by magic_ninja

    Fucking scumbag. Fuck him and his moron nephew.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 1:34 p.m. CST


    by drew mcweeny

    ... get it right. It's Pontius and Steve-O that "aren't gay." Not Johnny. Sheeeesh.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Ann coulter's hot

    by MJAYACE

    She looks like she would be a screamer. :) Uh, was the comment about the guys drinking each other's semen serious? Or was it just made to look like they actually did it? I thought Jackass was pretty funny, but honestly, that's pretty fricking disgusting just to get a few laughs. I will likely see the movie, but how in the f did this not get an NC-17 rating with all of the shit in it? The ratings system is truly screwed up.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 1:59 p.m. CST

    i'm going RIGHT NOW!

    by Bob C. Cock

    then i'll get an icee and take a horrendous shit halfway through the movie!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Sven Nykvist???

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Most people (probably) don't know who that is! Can't wait to see this movie...just thinking about the scene involving leeches that I heard about makes me SQUIRM and WINCE...not sure if I will be able to keep my eyes open!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Funny for 10 minutes

    by idahomer

    Just couldn't get into Jackass. But would love to get into Ann Coulter. The idea she may be a tranny is strangely exciting.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 3:55 p.m. CST

    The problem is not that he made an Ann Coulter joke...

    by Novaman5000

    The problem is that he made a really, really lame one. We should be attacking his judgement in choosing a joke, not his politics.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 4:26 p.m. CST

    What recent incident involving Don Vito?

    by ELGordo

    I'm out of the loop here. Why was the Don Vito footage removed from the film? Did something happen to him? Is he dead? and fuck Ann Coulter...fuck her up her stupid ass.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 4:38 p.m. CST

    oops i'm an ass

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Haven't seen anything by Ingmar Bergman, guess I should correct that!

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Hmmm. George Allen "outed" as a Jew?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Well gee, let the witchhunt begin.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Something I forgot to mention awhile ago...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Apparently zfisk is so warped, he thinks Alex Jones is a Zionist. Try to think about that before you got to bed...

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 5:40 p.m. CST

    The only real difference...

    by Optimus Murphy

    ...between Coulter and people who call her a cunt, is that Coulter is famous for being a cunt and the others are stuck in cunt-anonymity.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Next time, replace Coulter with Al Franken

    by SnowDogs

    And you'll not be such a liberal douchebag.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Coulter is the RW Cindy Sheehan.

    by Walterego

    Listening to her is a waste of time.

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 8:37 p.m. CST


    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Hey, I enjoy Jackass as much as the next guy, but I was surprised to see it so high in posts. Then I read Quint's thing about Coulter and that's when the lightbulb went off. Controversial Public Figure + Slightly Rabid, Pasty-skinned Talkbackers = Post Avalanche

  • Sept. 22, 2006, 9:17 p.m. CST

    I would fist fuck Ann Coulter...

    by Colonel Kane

    while wearing a steel wool glove. developing...

  • Sept. 23, 2006, 1:15 a.m. CST


    by BizarroJerry

    I was about to come to the talkback page and make my own comments about Jackass 2. Unfortunately, it's turned into another page of fucking political bullshit. Speaking of making someone vomit...

  • Sept. 23, 2006, 11:44 a.m. CST


    by Saluki

    Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca Macaca! How this man hasn't stepped down after this, let alone wants to our President, is downright evil.

  • Sept. 23, 2006, 12:52 p.m. CST


    by tango fett

    what happened with Don Vito? I never heard anything about it.