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ERAGON trailer hits online...

Hey folks, Harry here. I love dragons. Ever since I first saw 7th Voyage of Sinbad... I've been a dragon junkie. Perhaps my second biggest let down in the history of AICN had to do with DRAGONHEART, which I so wanted to be a great film. I was so stoked for DRAGONHEART - and when that flaming turd shat in my eyes - I was furious. Cuz... man, dragons are cool. DRAGONSLAYER was badass! But DUNGEONS & DRAGONS was awful, "throw me the rod" indeed Mr. Bluelips! Now - Peter Jackson has announced some dragon series that Quint loves - and I have to say - I'm going to purposefully not read those books so I can just let them happen to me. The last "Dragon" series I read was the DRAGONRIDERS OF PERN series. And I heard from most of my fantasy literature junkies, that the books that this Fox series is based upon were just shit. Cliche after cliche. And it is Fox - which all of you know, I'm employed by the Democratic Party to hate on at every turn. But as cheesy as this trailer is... I want this ERAGON thing to be fun.

First off - there's that blonde kid from the old animated DUNGEON & DRAGONS tv series that I loved. He's got the power bow and everything. Then there's the dragon with scaly feather formation wings. And Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. And costumes recycled from one of the greatest cheese sword and sorcery flicks ever made... SWORD AND THE SORCEROR. Just be fun. Please - just be fun.

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by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:30:25 AM
Dragonheart was a punch to
by Splinter
Sep 15th, 2006
02:32:22 AM
I really liked the books
by Thoreau
Sep 15th, 2006
02:33:31 AM
Meh
by afdoyle
Sep 15th, 2006
02:33:34 AM
why taking so long for posts to post?
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:37:43 AM
FIRST!! WOOHOO!!!
by 69DUDE
Sep 15th, 2006
02:42:43 AM
sounds like
by theghoul
Sep 15th, 2006
02:45:59 AM
This trailer is fake!
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 15th, 2006
02:46:10 AM
But now seriously
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 15th, 2006
02:47:23 AM
Eragon: Prince of Thieves
by Massage...Bored
Sep 15th, 2006
02:47:25 AM
missed it by 10 seconds
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:47:58 AM
DUDE!!!!
by YappysDogTreats3
Sep 15th, 2006
02:50:59 AM
Does Eragon Have The Force?
by Massage...Bored
Sep 15th, 2006
02:52:34 AM
is Eragon the brother of Aragorn?
by newc0253
Sep 15th, 2006
02:53:12 AM
what is your website Deflang?
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:53:48 AM
oh yeah and...
by YappysDogTreats3
Sep 15th, 2006
02:54:08 AM
Yep, Dragonheart was pretty gay
by Doc_Strange
Sep 15th, 2006
02:58:12 AM
according to imdb john m. is in this flick
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
03:01:28 AM
that girl is hot
by BadMrWonka
Sep 15th, 2006
03:06:42 AM
Dragon v. unicorn in a battle of the gayest
by Trappergold
Sep 15th, 2006
03:10:53 AM
meh is right
by grievenom
Sep 15th, 2006
03:11:38 AM
Oh man did I hate the book...
by hargon27
Sep 15th, 2006
03:11:49 AM
the Inheritance trilogy
by Staldo
Sep 15th, 2006
03:22:25 AM
That was pretty underwhelming.
by Retlaw Kciuq
Sep 15th, 2006
03:40:35 AM
Dragons
by Moshi
Sep 15th, 2006
03:49:57 AM
Wasn't this book written by a 15 year old or something?
by Mace Tofu
Sep 15th, 2006
04:02:28 AM
Am I Deflang?
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 15th, 2006
04:34:03 AM
Why is it that only good guys wash?
by Reelheed
Sep 15th, 2006
04:36:17 AM
Am I getting too old for this?
by pravda
Sep 15th, 2006
04:49:02 AM
Dungeons and Dragons Part Deux
by halfluck1
Sep 15th, 2006
05:02:40 AM
Book, it came before the movie...
by halfluck1
Sep 15th, 2006
05:10:34 AM
Stupid... it looks stupid
by Razorback
Sep 15th, 2006
05:42:10 AM
"I'm going to purposefully not read those books"
by Trazadone
Sep 15th, 2006
06:15:37 AM
Blech!
by ImJustABill
Sep 15th, 2006
06:20:18 AM
Keys To Making An Unprofitable Dragon Movie:
by weirdoactor
Sep 15th, 2006
06:36:11 AM
Zombie vs. dragon!
by Tar Heel
Sep 15th, 2006
07:42:54 AM
Re: Reelhead
by Nodwick
Sep 15th, 2006
07:47:21 AM
I didn't know Malkovich sounds like that...
by -=7=-
Sep 15th, 2006
08:19:27 AM
Reign of Fire
by Killah_Mate
Sep 15th, 2006
08:39:31 AM
I think
by georges garvaren
Sep 15th, 2006
08:43:38 AM
Blimey...
by Mickey The Idiot
Sep 15th, 2006
08:45:06 AM
Dung-eons and Drag-ass.
by Sepulchrave
Sep 15th, 2006
09:20:52 AM
Neat! Ellen Degeneres on a Dragon!
by Knobules
Sep 15th, 2006
09:27:29 AM
Reign of Fire dragons
by BillyBigShoes
Sep 15th, 2006
09:31:42 AM
I gotta say...
by Datascream
Sep 15th, 2006
09:49:18 AM
I read the book, so...
by Fred Asparagus
Sep 15th, 2006
09:51:02 AM
Real dragons should be intelligent and talk
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 15th, 2006
09:51:55 AM
Harry, Read the Books!!
by Atomica
Sep 15th, 2006
09:53:43 AM
reign of fire is pwning
by occula
Sep 15th, 2006
10:08:38 AM
There was no "Dragonslayer"...
by Billyeveryteen
Sep 15th, 2006
10:12:49 AM
Uwe Boll will PWN this shit!!!
by godoffireinhell
Sep 15th, 2006
10:16:43 AM
Well Technically.........
by Doc_Strange
Sep 15th, 2006
10:54:27 AM
Bilbo, what the FUCK!!
by EdwardApplebee
Sep 15th, 2006
10:56:22 AM
not impressed. Looks like another Turkey from FOX!
by The Founder
Sep 15th, 2006
11:05:08 AM
Like a dragon with a bad wing...
by Mgmax
Sep 15th, 2006
11:06:05 AM
That's what I mean...
by Billyeveryteen
Sep 15th, 2006
11:08:33 AM
Irons has been good in the past, YB,
by Lost Prophet
Sep 15th, 2006
11:13:50 AM
Yawn
by Nicholas Rage
Sep 15th, 2006
11:16:28 AM
D&D sequel already exists...
by Jarek
Sep 15th, 2006
11:21:06 AM
Quick shout out
by PwnedByStallone
Sep 15th, 2006
11:21:21 AM
Wow. After seeing that preview I say...
by R.C. the "Wise"
Sep 15th, 2006
11:27:42 AM
By the way, HARRY WHY HAVEN'T YOU MENTIONED
by R.C. the "Wise"
Sep 15th, 2006
11:29:43 AM
The kid
by skycrapper
Sep 15th, 2006
11:31:50 AM
Galbatorix
by PwnedByStallone
Sep 15th, 2006
11:33:53 AM
God, is there anything original in this?
by Jugs
Sep 15th, 2006
12:11:34 PM
Dungeons & Dragons had 2 things going for it
by Itchy
Sep 15th, 2006
12:20:09 PM
I love Dragos
by Thunderpants
Sep 15th, 2006
12:34:21 PM
Entertaining
by Mirrorball Man
Sep 15th, 2006
12:34:42 PM
Dragos
by Thunderpants
Sep 15th, 2006
12:41:53 PM
Ahhhhhhhh
by ImJustABill
Sep 15th, 2006
12:42:31 PM
Isn't this supposed to be 3 hours long?
by acroyear77
Sep 15th, 2006
01:31:45 PM
Somebody needs to do the Pern dragons!
by Ninja Nerd
Sep 15th, 2006
01:42:17 PM
YOU TAKE OUT THE HEART, YOU BRING DOWN THE BEAST!
by grypson
Sep 15th, 2006
01:47:08 PM
Awesome SNL reference
by Zeldas
Sep 15th, 2006
01:47:41 PM
Hey, folks, Harry here. I love my site's TB format!!!
by moondoggy2u
Sep 15th, 2006
01:49:04 PM
Nodwick...
by Reelheed
Sep 15th, 2006
01:53:56 PM
Oh, and reign of fire wasn't too good of a movie.
by moondoggy2u
Sep 15th, 2006
01:54:44 PM
4 things
by Darth Thoth
Sep 15th, 2006
01:59:50 PM
Poor Mans LOTR
by Redfive!
Sep 15th, 2006
02:03:03 PM
My God...
by Redrockmullet
Sep 15th, 2006
02:05:16 PM
ERAGON ripped off ANGUS WELLS and PERN!!!!!
by FantasyFan
Sep 15th, 2006
02:09:00 PM
Besides...
by Redrockmullet
Sep 15th, 2006
02:15:03 PM
Author of this shit is laughing all the way to the bank
by ScienceMan
Sep 15th, 2006
03:14:39 PM
Great trailer...for a Sci Fi channel TV movie
by SpyGuy
Sep 15th, 2006
03:20:00 PM
What's that stench? Dragon dung!
by Zardoz
Sep 15th, 2006
03:20:24 PM
Why can't modern fantasy have a memorable film score..
by Neo Zeed
Sep 15th, 2006
03:48:20 PM
The Books Were Written By A 6 1/2 Year Old.
by Buzz Maverik
Sep 15th, 2006
03:53:46 PM
i liked dragonheart...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Sep 15th, 2006
03:55:13 PM
Jarek
by halfluck1
Sep 15th, 2006
03:55:32 PM
I hope they managed to make something better
by quadrupletree
Sep 15th, 2006
04:11:00 PM
Dragons!
by blackwood
Sep 15th, 2006
04:19:18 PM
I remember liking Dragonheart as a kid...
by Novaman5000
Sep 15th, 2006
04:42:42 PM
I agree with scienceman
by Darth_Binge
Sep 15th, 2006
04:54:46 PM
Hey folks, Harry here. I love pinto beans.
by KingOcto
Sep 15th, 2006
05:40:19 PM
Damn--I was hoping it was "Ellegon"...
by BlueDjinn1
Sep 15th, 2006
06:00:29 PM
What did they spend 10 dollars on this?
by Westonian
Sep 15th, 2006
06:24:19 PM
Key To Making An Unprofitable Dragon Movie:
by DocBosch
Sep 15th, 2006
06:37:43 PM
Actually, Harry, you HAVE read this book
by krosshair
Sep 15th, 2006
09:22:38 PM
Dragons in Eragon talk but
by Drath
Sep 15th, 2006
10:41:15 PM
maybe if dragonforce did the theme song?
by occula
Sep 15th, 2006
10:47:39 PM
Is there anyone else who likes Dragonheart?
by Yautja
Sep 15th, 2006
11:22:01 PM
ugh - I haaaaate to bash any book, but this one was
by Snowden's Secret
Sep 15th, 2006
11:24:50 PM
By the way
by Yautja
Sep 15th, 2006
11:25:08 PM
This looks spectacularly gay...
by bb6634
Sep 15th, 2006
11:41:54 PM
Yautja
by Staldo
Sep 16th, 2006
01:02:03 AM
you guys are missing the point
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Sep 16th, 2006
02:50:20 AM
Dragonheart
by blackwood
Sep 16th, 2006
03:12:21 AM
moondoggy2u & co.
by Killah_Mate
Sep 16th, 2006
04:41:53 AM
Tiamat from the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
by CreasyBear
Sep 16th, 2006
07:26:17 AM
The books were awful
by bmelanie
Sep 16th, 2006
08:07:03 AM
Will people actually go and see this?
by dr_buggerlugs
Sep 16th, 2006
08:46:20 AM
Derivative crap.
by Kizeesh
Sep 16th, 2006
09:04:16 AM
It doesn't look thaaat bad
by MJAYACE
Sep 16th, 2006
01:42:17 PM
he already made a small fortune just writing the books
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Sep 16th, 2006
07:53:48 PM
The best Dragon movie ever: Peasant's Quest
by Dreamwriter
Sep 16th, 2006
10:57:33 PM
Christopher Paolini
by emeraldboy
Sep 17th, 2006
05:47:13 AM
Christopher Paolini
by emeraldboy
Sep 17th, 2006
05:47:42 AM
emeraldboy
by Kizeesh
Sep 17th, 2006
06:31:07 AM
THE ONLY COOL DRAGONS
by Sepulchrave
Sep 17th, 2006
09:30:50 AM
I have a question. . .
by TrueLies
Sep 17th, 2006
10:13:03 AM
"You're fired"....
by Sudynim
Sep 17th, 2006
04:42:27 PM
Was AICN in existence during the making of DRAGONHEART?
by McGsStepson
Sep 17th, 2006
04:50:11 PM
books vs movie
by cathartist
Sep 17th, 2006
08:33:19 PM
Looks like a straight to DVD cheese-fest.
by Orbots Commander
Sep 17th, 2006
08:47:31 PM
The problem with Dragonheart.......
by Doc_Strange
Sep 17th, 2006
09:01:22 PM
looks like the worst movie ever
by ubersnarf
Sep 23rd, 2006
02:21:31 PM
I bring a message from the far distant future...
by F69
Dec 23rd, 2006
12:29:55 PM

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