Hey folks, Harry here. I love dragons. Ever since I first saw 7th Voyage of Sinbad... I've been a dragon junkie. Perhaps my second biggest let down in the history of AICN had to do with DRAGONHEART, which I so wanted to be a great film. I was so stoked for DRAGONHEART - and when that flaming turd shat in my eyes - I was furious. Cuz... man, dragons are cool. DRAGONSLAYER was badass! But DUNGEONS & DRAGONS was awful, "throw me the rod" indeed Mr. Bluelips! Now - Peter Jackson has announced some dragon series that Quint loves - and I have to say - I'm going to purposefully not read those books so I can just let them happen to me. The last "Dragon" series I read was the DRAGONRIDERS OF PERN series. And I heard from most of my fantasy literature junkies, that the books that this Fox series is based upon were just shit. Cliche after cliche. And it is Fox - which all of you know, I'm employed by the Democratic Party to hate on at every turn. But as cheesy as this trailer is... I want this ERAGON thing to be fun.

First off - there's that blonde kid from the old animated DUNGEON & DRAGONS tv series that I loved. He's got the power bow and everything. Then there's the dragon with scaly feather formation wings. And Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. And costumes recycled from one of the greatest cheese sword and sorcery flicks ever made... SWORD AND THE SORCEROR. Just be fun. Please - just be fun.

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