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Published on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 7:15pm |
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Looks like JACKASS: NUMBER TWO is as gross and insane as we all want it to be!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The word is JACKASS 2 makes the first film and preceding television series look like a Disney TV program. These reviews seem to confirm that. As retarded as these guys are, they are so incredibly fun to watch. I have my ticket in hand for next week. Can't wait! Beware of spoilers... these reviews aren't very indepth... but they do say what they feel. Enjoy!
Hey AICN,
Long time reader, first review
Alright, so I log on Myspace last night around 8 o clock and I see an ad for the Jackass Number Two screening in Chicago, so I found out more information and left for downtown (all you had to do was print your top 8 with the Black Carpet Jackass profile and that was your ticket, it was a free screening) Also, Knoxville and the gang were supposed to show up, but they didn't show, but who cares?! I was there for the movie, and it was great.
If your a big of a Jackass fan as myself, you know what your in for. About an hour and a half of stupidly hilarious stunts and pranks. If you love the show and/or the first movie, you'll love this; it's one of those sequels that is better than the original. I don't want to ruin the pranks, but these guys have a death wish. Number Two is wayyy more extreme than anything on the show and the first movie. I guess I can list some stunts, so SPOILERS AHEAD
*Pontius wraps his penis up to look like a rabbit and sticks it in a snake cage, and it bites
*Bam gets dick(s) branded into his ass
*Ehren gets pranked, I'm not ruining that, it's the best in the movie
*Preston dresses up like Phil and switches places with him in bed and April's reaction is great
*Old man balls is great, Knoxville in old man make up and has a fake pair of old man balls hanging out of his shorts and goes around town
*Teeter totter in a bull pen, some pretty bad beatings from the bull
Thats enough for now, if you want more details I can give more in the talkback.
Bottom line - If you like the show or the movie, you will LOVE this movie. The stuns are insane, pranks are hilarious and the little transition clips are just fantastic. Overall, funniest movie of the year. But, hey, I'm a huge Jackass fan.
If you use this, call me Cpt. Arnoldo
Here's the second review that is short and sweet. Well, maybe not sweet... might make your gorge rise a little, but it's certainly short.
Hey Harry,
This my first time writng for AICN and I just wanted to say MySpace hosted a screening for the JACKASS: NUMBER TWO. Bam, Knoxville, and Jeff (the director) showed up. On towards the movie, it's fucking hilarious, better than the first. Grab a friend or two and see this fucker.
SPOILERS
YES Party Boy drinks horse jizz, yes there is a stampede at the beginning, and yes (Oscar winners) Three 6 Mafia are in it (And have a song in the end credits) . Did I mention Party Boy drinks cum?
This is only a taste of what you'll see in NUMBER TWO.
B Wood
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Reader Talkback
jackass 1 by llephen | Sep 14th, 2006 07:25:06 PM | fantastic by jackinitraw | Sep 14th, 2006 07:29:21 PM | i'm guessing not by Holodigm | Sep 14th, 2006 07:33:45 PM | Never been so high up by LawyersGunsandFunny | Sep 14th, 2006 07:34:18 PM | Is it me? by LawyersGunsandFunny | Sep 14th, 2006 07:34:52 PM | Jackass and Darwinism by Happyfat73 | Sep 14th, 2006 07:35:14 PM | "Party Boy Drinks Cum" by Bubba Gillman | Sep 14th, 2006 07:47:45 PM | Why Is Jackass popular. Makes
no sense by Lovecraftfan | Sep 14th, 2006 07:48:35 PM | Could someone please tell
me... by covenant | Sep 14th, 2006 07:49:31 PM | Another thought by covenant | Sep 14th, 2006 07:52:51 PM | I loved the first one, I'm
seeing No. 2 with friends by Bean_ | Sep 14th, 2006 07:54:21 PM | Ha! by kintar0 | Sep 14th, 2006 07:54:37 PM | 1st one was funny, 2nd should
be a hoot. by Rakafraker | Sep 14th, 2006 08:13:14 PM | I look forward to masturbating
to this by SuckLeTrou | Sep 14th, 2006 08:19:45 PM | Doesn't sound as gross as... by Some Dude | Sep 14th, 2006 08:22:38 PM | Finally a movie that will make
me laugh- by Superneal | Sep 14th, 2006 08:24:25 PM | Jackas is popular because... by Happyfat73 | Sep 14th, 2006 08:26:17 PM | "does anyone like me yet?" by ephor | Sep 14th, 2006 08:29:22 PM | You're the jackass by Pete Soot | Sep 14th, 2006 08:32:08 PM | Color me hetro, but why watch
this gay shit? by Riley Martin | Sep 14th, 2006 08:56:44 PM | eragon trailer's up .... looks
like poop. by TodayzSpecial | Sep 14th, 2006 09:17:22 PM | Is it really possible to spoil
Jackass 2? by thebearovingian | Sep 14th, 2006 09:37:22 PM | kidjingo by killamajig | Sep 14th, 2006 09:46:31 PM | kidjingo by killamajig | Sep 14th, 2006 09:52:00 PM | Poor Johnny by Larry of Arabia | Sep 14th, 2006 10:14:43 PM | This is going.... by dancinggopher01 | Sep 14th, 2006 10:32:27 PM | This WILL BE the greatest film
released this year. by Cash Bailey | Sep 14th, 2006 10:39:04 PM | 3-6 mafia already drink cum by Bob C. Cock | Sep 14th, 2006 10:55:29 PM | i wrote the first review by Cpt. Arnoldo | Sep 14th, 2006 11:12:19 PM | b-wood by Cpt. Arnoldo | Sep 14th, 2006 11:16:06 PM | i might see it if i'm bored by rebel299 | Sep 14th, 2006 11:41:03 PM | Jackass does seem aimed at gay
kids, that's for sure. by Flim Springfield | Sep 14th, 2006 11:46:14 PM | This and BORAT within six
weeks of each other?! by Doc_McCoy | Sep 15th, 2006 12:32:24 AM | Is this comedy? by UMAGA | Sep 15th, 2006 12:40:50 AM | Listen, folks, those JACKASS
losers have no choice... by Bob Cryptonight | Sep 15th, 2006 01:21:18 AM | The irony continues by Happyfat73 | Sep 15th, 2006 01:48:15 AM | test by Colonel Kane | Sep 15th, 2006 02:09:07 AM | test by Colonel Kane | Sep 15th, 2006 02:09:08 AM | I don't hate myself at all. by Cash Bailey | Sep 15th, 2006 04:13:52 AM | Well said, Cash Bailey. by Roguewriter | Sep 15th, 2006 06:09:11 AM | I'm not homophobic, I think
it's great there's an... by Flim Springfield | Sep 15th, 2006 07:31:36 AM | Come on people. Yes it's dumb,
and yes it's funny. by brycemonkey | Sep 15th, 2006 07:45:54 AM | Lovecraftfan: I agree by Barry Egan | Sep 15th, 2006 08:56:33 AM | Fucking CLOWNSHOES... by GiveMeAnFinBreak | Sep 15th, 2006 10:35:21 AM | Yes, Jackass is stupid by Immortal_Fish | Sep 15th, 2006 11:41:30 AM | JACK-ASS 2: FORESKIN EDITION by Enter4None | Sep 15th, 2006 11:54:10 AM | DAVE!...OZZY!...FRANK!... by Kuj | Sep 15th, 2006 05:51:50 PM | The Allure of Crudeness
Explained Vol. IV by Pantsickle | Sep 16th, 2006 08:55:29 AM | The Allure of Crudeness
Explained Vol. X by Pantsickle | Sep 16th, 2006 09:29:15 AM | There's nothing to get. by Barry Egan | Sep 16th, 2006 09:47:04 AM | I Got Lots by Pantsickle | Sep 16th, 2006 07:29:04 PM |
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