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Looks like JACKASS: NUMBER TWO is as gross and insane as we all want it to be!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The word is JACKASS 2 makes the first film and preceding television series look like a Disney TV program. These reviews seem to confirm that. As retarded as these guys are, they are so incredibly fun to watch. I have my ticket in hand for next week. Can't wait! Beware of spoilers... these reviews aren't very indepth... but they do say what they feel. Enjoy!

Hey AICN,

Long time reader, first review

Alright, so I log on Myspace last night around 8 o clock and I see an ad for the Jackass Number Two screening in Chicago, so I found out more information and left for downtown (all you had to do was print your top 8 with the Black Carpet Jackass profile and that was your ticket, it was a free screening) Also, Knoxville and the gang were supposed to show up, but they didn't show, but who cares?! I was there for the movie, and it was great.

If your a big of a Jackass fan as myself, you know what your in for. About an hour and a half of stupidly hilarious stunts and pranks. If you love the show and/or the first movie, you'll love this; it's one of those sequels that is better than the original. I don't want to ruin the pranks, but these guys have a death wish. Number Two is wayyy more extreme than anything on the show and the first movie. I guess I can list some stunts, so SPOILERS AHEAD

*Pontius wraps his penis up to look like a rabbit and sticks it in a snake cage, and it bites
*Bam gets dick(s) branded into his ass
*Ehren gets pranked, I'm not ruining that, it's the best in the movie
*Preston dresses up like Phil and switches places with him in bed and April's reaction is great
*Old man balls is great, Knoxville in old man make up and has a fake pair of old man balls hanging out of his shorts and goes around town
*Teeter totter in a bull pen, some pretty bad beatings from the bull

Thats enough for now, if you want more details I can give more in the talkback.

Bottom line - If you like the show or the movie, you will LOVE this movie. The stuns are insane, pranks are hilarious and the little transition clips are just fantastic. Overall, funniest movie of the year. But, hey, I'm a huge Jackass fan.

If you use this, call me Cpt. Arnoldo

Here's the second review that is short and sweet. Well, maybe not sweet... might make your gorge rise a little, but it's certainly short.

Hey Harry,

This my first time writng for AICN and I just wanted to say MySpace hosted a screening for the JACKASS: NUMBER TWO. Bam, Knoxville, and Jeff (the director) showed up. On towards the movie, it's fucking hilarious, better than the first. Grab a friend or two and see this fucker.

SPOILERS

YES Party Boy drinks horse jizz, yes there is a stampede at the beginning, and yes (Oscar winners) Three 6 Mafia are in it (And have a song in the end credits) . Did I mention Party Boy drinks cum?

This is only a taste of what you'll see in NUMBER TWO.

B Wood



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jackass 1
by llephen
Sep 14th, 2006
07:25:06 PM
fantastic
by jackinitraw
Sep 14th, 2006
07:29:21 PM
i'm guessing not
by Holodigm
Sep 14th, 2006
07:33:45 PM
Never been so high up
by LawyersGunsandFunny
Sep 14th, 2006
07:34:18 PM
Is it me?
by LawyersGunsandFunny
Sep 14th, 2006
07:34:52 PM
Jackass and Darwinism
by Happyfat73
Sep 14th, 2006
07:35:14 PM
"Party Boy Drinks Cum"
by Bubba Gillman
Sep 14th, 2006
07:47:45 PM
Why Is Jackass popular. Makes no sense
by Lovecraftfan
Sep 14th, 2006
07:48:35 PM
Could someone please tell me...
by covenant
Sep 14th, 2006
07:49:31 PM
Another thought
by covenant
Sep 14th, 2006
07:52:51 PM
I loved the first one, I'm seeing No. 2 with friends
by Bean_
Sep 14th, 2006
07:54:21 PM
Ha!
by kintar0
Sep 14th, 2006
07:54:37 PM
1st one was funny, 2nd should be a hoot.
by Rakafraker
Sep 14th, 2006
08:13:14 PM
I look forward to masturbating to this
by SuckLeTrou
Sep 14th, 2006
08:19:45 PM
Doesn't sound as gross as...
by Some Dude
Sep 14th, 2006
08:22:38 PM
Finally a movie that will make me laugh-
by Superneal
Sep 14th, 2006
08:24:25 PM
Jackas is popular because...
by Happyfat73
Sep 14th, 2006
08:26:17 PM
"does anyone like me yet?"
by ephor
Sep 14th, 2006
08:29:22 PM
You're the jackass
by Pete Soot
Sep 14th, 2006
08:32:08 PM
Color me hetro, but why watch this gay shit?
by Riley Martin
Sep 14th, 2006
08:56:44 PM
eragon trailer's up .... looks like poop.
by TodayzSpecial
Sep 14th, 2006
09:17:22 PM
Is it really possible to spoil Jackass 2?
by thebearovingian
Sep 14th, 2006
09:37:22 PM
kidjingo
by killamajig
Sep 14th, 2006
09:46:31 PM
kidjingo
by killamajig
Sep 14th, 2006
09:52:00 PM
Poor Johnny
by Larry of Arabia
Sep 14th, 2006
10:14:43 PM
This is going....
by dancinggopher01
Sep 14th, 2006
10:32:27 PM
This WILL BE the greatest film released this year.
by Cash Bailey
Sep 14th, 2006
10:39:04 PM
3-6 mafia already drink cum
by Bob C. Cock
Sep 14th, 2006
10:55:29 PM
i wrote the first review
by Cpt. Arnoldo
Sep 14th, 2006
11:12:19 PM
b-wood
by Cpt. Arnoldo
Sep 14th, 2006
11:16:06 PM
i might see it if i'm bored
by rebel299
Sep 14th, 2006
11:41:03 PM
Jackass does seem aimed at gay kids, that's for sure.
by Flim Springfield
Sep 14th, 2006
11:46:14 PM
This and BORAT within six weeks of each other?!
by Doc_McCoy
Sep 15th, 2006
12:32:24 AM
Is this comedy?
by UMAGA
Sep 15th, 2006
12:40:50 AM
Listen, folks, those JACKASS losers have no choice...
by Bob Cryptonight
Sep 15th, 2006
01:21:18 AM
The irony continues
by Happyfat73
Sep 15th, 2006
01:48:15 AM
test
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:09:07 AM
test
by Colonel Kane
Sep 15th, 2006
02:09:08 AM
I don't hate myself at all.
by Cash Bailey
Sep 15th, 2006
04:13:52 AM
Well said, Cash Bailey.
by Roguewriter
Sep 15th, 2006
06:09:11 AM
I'm not homophobic, I think it's great there's an...
by Flim Springfield
Sep 15th, 2006
07:31:36 AM
Come on people. Yes it's dumb, and yes it's funny.
by brycemonkey
Sep 15th, 2006
07:45:54 AM
Lovecraftfan: I agree
by Barry Egan
Sep 15th, 2006
08:56:33 AM
Fucking CLOWNSHOES...
by GiveMeAnFinBreak
Sep 15th, 2006
10:35:21 AM
Yes, Jackass is stupid
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 15th, 2006
11:41:30 AM
JACK-ASS 2: FORESKIN EDITION
by Enter4None
Sep 15th, 2006
11:54:10 AM
DAVE!...OZZY!...FRANK!...
by Kuj
Sep 15th, 2006
05:51:50 PM
The Allure of Crudeness Explained Vol. IV
by Pantsickle
Sep 16th, 2006
08:55:29 AM
The Allure of Crudeness Explained Vol. X
by Pantsickle
Sep 16th, 2006
09:29:15 AM
There's nothing to get.
by Barry Egan
Sep 16th, 2006
09:47:04 AM
I Got Lots
by Pantsickle
Sep 16th, 2006
07:29:04 PM

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