I am – Hercules!! Look!! A press release!! YOU TUBE STAR LONELYGIRL15 AKA JESSICA ROSE CONFESSES IT WAS ALL A HOAX ON ‘THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO’ The Episode Airs Tonight on NBC At 11:35pm (EST/PST) BURBANK – September 5, 2006 – YOU TUBE blog queen 'lonelygirl15 a.k.a. Jessica Rose' disappointed fans all over the world when controversy exploded over her online video blog. Jessica appeared on Thursdays "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" to come clean. Leno introduced 'Jessica' during the second segment of the late night talk show, "Quite a bit of controversy about these videos. Turns out the whole thing is a hoax. The girl in the video is not who she appears to be. Here she is lonelygirl15." After greeting the crowd 'Jessica' admitted, "I'm actually not Brie. My name is Jessica Lee Rose. I'm also not 16. I'm 19...Also, I'm not from Southern California. I'm from New Zealand." The episode which features Julia Louise-Dreyfus, Jude Law and Bob Seger appears tonight on NBC. "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" is from Big Dog Productions in association with NBC Universal Television Studio. Debbie Vickers is the executive producer. "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" airs Monday - Fridays at 11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. (ET). Original post: It turns out the lonelygirl15 movies are the creation of three young Los Angeles filmmakers aged 26, 27 and 28. (Yes, I know this has little or nothing to do with TV - but it has everything to do with YouTube, which is a whole lot more like TV than Napster, yes?) The girl who plays beautiful 16-year-old Bree is actually only faux-jailbait, beautiful 19-year-old acting student Jessica Rose, who’s actually a New Zealander! Those who have been beating themselves up over a secret dirty lust may or may not be relieved to learn the age of consent is 18. Now we can fill ourselves with fantasies of Jessica dating a horny series of ever-more-powerful thirtysomething agents. The filmmakers are now reportedly CAA clients. Read all of the Los Angeles Times’ story on the matter here. If you’ve no idea what lonelygirl15 is, there also links to her videoblogs in that Times story. While I got you? Here’s a YouTube thing I like a good deal more than the lonelygirl15 stuff: The Official How It Should Have Ended Site. Click on the Superman cartoon. It’s fucking genius. CAA has probably signed these guys as well. If not, CAA? Tick Tock. TICK TOCK!!!!!! (If CAA hasn’t signed these guys, it’s probably because the filmmakers haven’t bought enough bandwidth and the CAA guys can’t get through. CAA guys! If you can’t make it work, you might try this: How Superman Should Have Ended. Maybe it’ll probably work for ten minutes. I doubt it.

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