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Grocer flips through the pages of THE ISLAND OF THE DEAD
Hola amigos, It's me, Harry here, on this, the day my father was born writing about the ISLAND OF THE DEAD. Well, Dad ain't quite pushing up the grass just yet, but he does love movies with islands filled with dead people. In fact, just yesterday he brought home the Lucio Fulci ZOMBIE on DVD and .... coooool.... The whole reason I put this film on the big ol list-o-films was hoping to hear about a zombie movie.... Well our friend Grocer, bagged this one up for us... so read on...
Call me "Grocer". I'm a buddy of Hallenbeck's. Had the pleasure of
meeting you at Bob's Big Boy in Burbank last year - stopped by with
Lawerence Talbot to have lunch with you guys. Anyways, you're a cool
dude, a good soul, and your site is a beacon in the raging shitstorm we
call Hollywood.
On to business. I read for one of the production companies in town and
about a year and a half ago I read the script ISLAND OF THE DEAD by
Peter Koper, which I just noticed is on your list of projects your site
is tracking. I have no production info on this project, other than the
Hollywood Reporter shows it is currently in pre-production and ready to
start shooting soon - if it isn't already.
What I can share with you is what the script is about. Picture this...
New York city has been burying its unclaimed dead for decades on a small
island off Manhattan. This miserable task is performed by prisoners who
are ferried, along with the corpses, to the island. Unfortunately for a
particular group of unlucky prisoners, and a female detective who goes
with them, they are stranded on this island, which is little more than a
mass graveyard.
Now, is this a kick ass set-up and locale for a great, hardcore zombie
flick, or what? I drooled with delight as I started reading this, shook
with anticipation as I was sure it was only moments before the dead
awoke and went a-feastin! It's George Romero time...
WRONG! As if the writer suddenly decided to write a different script,
the story awkwardly shifts gears and becomes a killer fly movie. WHAT?!
All this zombie/corpse set-up for nothing? My jaw hit the floor as the
stupid-ass plot unfolded. Apparently, a swarm of flies has been
possessed by the dead souls on the island and it chases the prisoners
around, occasionally enveloping and digesting a victim. None of this is
scary. None of this capitalizes on the set-up or the location. Why the
fuck did they call it Island of the Dead? More like "Island of the
not-to-scary Swarm of Flies." Basically, this is a flat, low-budget
version of "The Swarm."
Hopefully this project went through some major rewrites. But if they
shoot the script I read, believe me, none of us have anything to get
excited about.
Just thought I'd let you know. Keep up the good work.
Grocer.
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Reader Talkback
what the??? by KrAcKhEaD | Jan 27th, 1999 01:06:22 AM | bzzzzzzzzzzz by Taliesin | Jan 27th, 1999 01:53:38 AM | Is this a joke? by cricket | Jan 27th, 1999 02:03:09 AM | Flies. by The Consul | Jan 27th, 1999 02:07:04 AM | Zombie flicks needed by Vikram_Vampire | Jan 27th, 1999 02:55:00 AM | www.homepageofthedead.com by Neil2 | Jan 27th, 1999 03:03:58 AM | KahnSung... by Uncle Cracky | Jan 27th, 1999 06:48:29 AM | oops by Uncle Cracky | Jan 27th, 1999 06:49:34 AM | Say WHAT? by Serdar Yegulalp | Jan 27th, 1999 07:42:05 AM | KILLER FLY'S?????????? by mckracken | Jan 27th, 1999 09:28:43 AM | what the fuck? by reni | Jan 27th, 1999 09:46:58 AM | I can't wait to see this..... by LOS GORDOS | Jan 27th, 1999 01:48:46 PM | Island of the dead in New
York? I though decaying flesh
smelt m by spike lee | Jan 27th, 1999 02:26:55 PM | Island of the dead in New
York? I though decaying flesh
smelt m by spike lee | Jan 27th, 1999 02:31:21 PM | Killer Louies by Chyren | Jan 28th, 1999 08:02:25 AM | The dead sip pina coladas on
their island. by Wolfpack | Jun 30th, 2006 11:19:11 PM |
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