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Published on Tuesday, September 5, 2006 - 1:28am |
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Today's news of the weird! Bruce Lee: The Amusement Park? With Bruce Lee-bots? Could happen...
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the hands down oddest bit of geekiness I've heard in a long while. "The Fark Man" sent me a link to this website here which had this bit of news about an amusement park being developed in China:
Time for some WEIRD Theme Park News story of the year. What could be stranger than a proposed Dracula theme park in Romania? How about a new park themed after the legendary Bruce Lee? Chinese news sources are reporting that just such a theme park is being planned and will feature a roller coaster that will feature Bruce Lee’s signature “screams and grunts” Wait... it gets even better. The park will be “patrolled by Bruce Lee ‘mannequin robots’ radio-controlled from inside a giant statue of the late film star.” Somehow... I doubt we’ll see this idea come to life.
Bruce Lee-bots? A Bruce Lee rollercoaster with his vocalizations at every twist and turn? God bless the Chinese. I know WESTWORLD warned us of exactly this kind of park, but... Please have this actually happen! Please!!!
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Reader Talkback
wtf by RefriedBeaner | Sep 5th, 2006 01:32:43 AM | i avoided "first" lameness by RefriedBeaner | Sep 5th, 2006 01:33:42 AM | did anyone else... by waggy | Sep 5th, 2006 01:35:22 AM | What does this have to do with
Transformers? by Dead-Kid | Sep 5th, 2006 01:50:00 AM | cinco? by delatao | Sep 5th, 2006 01:57:21 AM | the scroll in "Fist of Fury".. by nolan bautista | Sep 5th, 2006 02:00:48 AM | Westworld? by DutchFudge | Sep 5th, 2006 02:25:24 AM | One good thing about it by Doc_Strange | Sep 5th, 2006 02:27:59 AM | You know what this means,
don't you? by LlGHTST0RMER | Sep 5th, 2006 02:33:00 AM | TOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOON! by JackPumpkinhead | Sep 5th, 2006 02:33:16 AM | Not Soon Enough! by OBSD | Sep 5th, 2006 02:38:43 AM | They should have done it 20
years ago. by sillypig | Sep 5th, 2006 02:39:21 AM | I must be going mad by Spazwankle | Sep 5th, 2006 03:06:42 AM | Snakes on a Bruce Lee by The Dum Guy | Sep 5th, 2006 03:07:19 AM | Snakes on a Bruce Willis by The Dum Guy | Sep 5th, 2006 03:09:55 AM | It sounds by DonnieDorko | Sep 5th, 2006 03:19:08 AM | Damn you Michael Bay! by MCMLXXVI | Sep 5th, 2006 04:19:13 AM | delatao by DirkD13" | Sep 5th, 2006 04:38:22 AM | 'Snakes on Bruce' from
Jaws by tompbeast | Sep 5th, 2006 07:08:38 AM | East world! by tompbeast | Sep 5th, 2006 07:12:01 AM | delatao, wasn't that CGI
"Movie" actually a game? by ComputerGuy68 | Sep 5th, 2006 07:58:53 AM | Ain't It Weird Bruce Lee
Theme Park News! by brycemonkey | Sep 5th, 2006 08:03:18 AM | I HEARD THAT........ by connor187 | Sep 5th, 2006 08:19:01 AM | Should start an "AICN WTF by Kampbell-Kid | Sep 5th, 2006 09:03:05 AM | They can hire Scotty Pippen to
play that guy by Big Bad Clone | Sep 5th, 2006 09:47:09 AM | Can't be any more
tasteless... by LeiaDown&FuckHer | Sep 5th, 2006 09:57:07 AM | Give them points for
creativity-- by Batutta | Sep 5th, 2006 10:04:05 AM | "Boards... don't hit
back." by JDanielP | Sep 5th, 2006 10:21:30 AM | The Park's investors now
think Bruce was "too asian" by oceansized | Sep 5th, 2006 10:59:48 AM | Win a prize! by Alientoast | Sep 5th, 2006 11:26:32 AM | robot v. robot by maxwell's hammer | Sep 5th, 2006 11:34:41 AM | Flashbacks of Kentucky Fried
Movie. by CreasyBear | Sep 5th, 2006 04:14:31 PM | Ain't It Weird News by Kink | Sep 5th, 2006 06:32:41 PM | It could be bad or could be
good. by HellKing | Sep 5th, 2006 06:42:22 PM | ADDRESS UNKNOWN--The Amusement
Park by Zeke25:17 | Sep 5th, 2006 07:29:55 PM | Batman robots by Mister Snitch | Sep 5th, 2006 09:49:59 PM | I wouldn't rule this idea
out as a joke... by Kampbell-Kid | Sep 6th, 2006 01:06:21 AM | This sounds like a ripoff of
my ripoff by Laser Floyd | Sep 6th, 2006 02:30:50 PM |
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