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Went to a screening of the Aqua teen move last night
STRAIGHT TO DVD.
The first 10 minutes was like a sub par episode of aqua teen, then it stretched on and on, and on. With a running time of 75 minutes, it was quite a feat to make it seem like 4 hours.
The guy said it was 85% done and most of the unfinished stuff involved sound. No sound edit could save this movie from failure.
The movie is supposed to be about the origins of the aqua teens, but that only gets explained in the last really painful 30 minutes of the film.
Honestly, don't even know what else to say except for the fact that it bored me to the point of wanting to leave, but I knew the end had to come soon, so I stuck it out.
Normally I would attribute my take on the movie to me being in a bad mood, or just having gotten off a 12 hour shift at work, but the theatre was filled with hardcore aqua teen fans, and there were only a few chuckles here and there throughout the film. And most of the chuckles came from when they would rehash a joke from the TV show.
They need to scrap the film and start over, or just play it on TV, i don't even know if it's straight to DVD worthy.