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AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Movie: Raindog Says It's Maybe Not Even Worthy of DVD??

I am – Hercules!!

Troubling news for fans of the meatwad. Here’s “The Raindog,” a new and untested spy:

Went to a screening of the Aqua teen move last night three words:
STRAIGHT TO DVD.

The first 10 minutes was like a sub par episode of aqua teen, then it stretched on and on, and on. With a running time of 75 minutes, it was quite a feat to make it seem like 4 hours.

The guy said it was 85% done and most of the unfinished stuff involved sound. No sound edit could save this movie from failure.

The movie is supposed to be about the origins of the aqua teens, but that only gets explained in the last really painful 30 minutes of the film.

Honestly, don't even know what else to say except for the fact that it bored me to the point of wanting to leave, but I knew the end had to come soon, so I stuck it out.

Normally I would attribute my take on the movie to me being in a bad mood, or just having gotten off a 12 hour shift at work, but the theatre was filled with hardcore aqua teen fans, and there were only a few chuckles here and there throughout the film. And most of the chuckles came from when they would rehash a joke from the TV show.

They need to scrap the film and start over, or just play it on TV, i don't even know if it's straight to DVD worthy.

-the raindog







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Impossible
by Alfeetoe
Aug 24th, 2006
01:07:48 AM
Oh it's possible
by madfigs
Aug 24th, 2006
01:50:00 AM
ATHF is absolute genius
by BannedOnTheRun
Aug 24th, 2006
04:33:48 AM
I'm sure I'll love it
by coop
Aug 24th, 2006
04:57:29 AM
Three words?
by DocBosch
Aug 24th, 2006
05:08:20 AM
Hit or Miss
by GooBoy
Aug 24th, 2006
05:24:19 AM
I may be the 1st one in the history of AICN to say this
by beefywhore
Aug 24th, 2006
05:31:52 AM
Then again...
by beefywhore
Aug 24th, 2006
05:41:05 AM

by foreignerbelt
Aug 24th, 2006
06:03:21 AM
There are two reasons why this movie will rule
by Virtual Satyr
Aug 24th, 2006
06:12:50 AM
I've seen about 3 episodes of ATHF...
by Otter
Aug 24th, 2006
06:34:44 AM
why would anyone wanna make/watch ATHF movie??
by 13th Doctor
Aug 24th, 2006
06:43:06 AM
Screw this "review"
by Riggy469
Aug 24th, 2006
07:11:32 AM
PLANT!
by JuggFuckler
Aug 24th, 2006
07:31:41 AM
If Raindog saw this movie, where are the details?
by SpyGuy
Aug 24th, 2006
07:32:32 AM
i gate reviews that praise or bash something...
by tripp5
Aug 24th, 2006
07:33:11 AM
2 years ago
by jackfrost74
Aug 24th, 2006
07:36:13 AM
Well, I, personally, am glad...
by DanielKurland
Aug 24th, 2006
08:11:16 AM
ATHF was good in the 2nd season
by neonist
Aug 24th, 2006
08:14:16 AM
Put Your Socks On Momma Now
by PopSnob
Aug 24th, 2006
08:20:07 AM
this guy doesn't seem like a fan
by Mechasheeva
Aug 24th, 2006
08:29:37 AM
GENTLEMEN! I've created a new species: the anti-plant!
by MrBoinfoint
Aug 24th, 2006
08:36:30 AM
Don't Say that About ATHF!!
by FordPerfect
Aug 24th, 2006
08:50:28 AM
PLANT!!!!!
by Squashua
Aug 24th, 2006
08:52:20 AM
"The Highlander was a documentary...
by Mr Nice Gaius
Aug 24th, 2006
09:18:50 AM
Shocked, I am Shocked!!
by Billyeveryteen
Aug 24th, 2006
09:22:25 AM
WHere's The Aquaf@g Teen Hunger Force Movie?
by Captain Sulu
Aug 24th, 2006
09:44:12 AM
Yeah, it's tough for me...
by Childe Roland
Aug 24th, 2006
09:53:43 AM
#1 in da hood, G
by slone13
Aug 24th, 2006
09:57:53 AM
Aqua Teen is a prime example
by PushTheButton
Aug 24th, 2006
10:02:20 AM
Wow, a 12 min show doesnt stretch to 80 minutes, gasp!
by Baron Karza
Aug 24th, 2006
10:49:20 AM
obtw.. "Loverboy has always sucked"...
by Baron Karza
Aug 24th, 2006
10:52:20 AM
I hope this guy is lying
by Heisenberg85
Aug 24th, 2006
11:20:51 AM
the deleted scenes half hour episode was stretching it
by BitterMan23
Aug 24th, 2006
11:21:17 AM
"You're hot blooded. Check it. And see."
by fiester
Aug 24th, 2006
12:00:20 PM
Yeah, that's definately not a review
by DigitalDong
Aug 24th, 2006
12:00:34 PM
Ice on my fingers and toes...
by bralli
Aug 24th, 2006
12:01:06 PM
After that last season, I am not surprised this is crap
by Darth Bauer
Aug 24th, 2006
12:37:45 PM
Watch ATHF, then watch Futurama...
by zacdilone
Aug 24th, 2006
01:12:41 PM
you are the gayest monster...
by mocky_puppet
Aug 24th, 2006
02:01:35 PM
Total ReCarl and the Travis episode were the best
by TheSecondQuest
Aug 24th, 2006
02:32:36 PM
As long as Carl dies in many painful ways...
by Zorak5
Aug 24th, 2006
03:40:53 PM
Can't say I'm surprised
by RevSick
Aug 24th, 2006
04:54:26 PM
I'm getting too old for this shit
by Mechakong
Aug 24th, 2006
06:14:14 PM
"Unbelivably funny right until you become an adult"
by MrBoinfoint
Aug 25th, 2006
09:13:31 AM
i love aqua teen hunger force
by twitaman
Aug 25th, 2006
12:12:57 PM
Sealab Motherfuckers!
by Gay Jesus Christ
Aug 25th, 2006
09:56:07 PM
The show sucked to begin with...
by alienindisguise
Aug 26th, 2006
05:52:26 PM
Fear Not ATFFoids
by UpsidedownEditor
Aug 28th, 2006
07:06:53 PM

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