Aug. 18, 2006, 1:32 a.m. CST
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:33 a.m. CST
Without a doubt, this was the most entertaining movie I've seen this summer and maybe even all year. The crowd was amazingly lively and into it and that made it all the better. I don't think I've laughed that hard at a movie in a long, long time. The fact that the movie doesn't take itself seriously definitely adds to it, with some of the most over the top deaths I think I've witnessed on screen since maybe the original Final Destination. Crap, where else can you see fucking snakes eat a annoying ass little dog AND get Sam Jackson!? The Man was definitely awesome, and made for some great moments. I'm planning on seeing it again tomorrow, only this time going armed with a shit load of rubber snakes... hehehe...
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:35 a.m. CST
by Lenny Nero
...when I finally get to see it. I really dig David R. Ellis' work as a future schlockmeister.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:37 a.m. CST
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:39 a.m. CST
a very reasurring review.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:42 a.m. CST
WoW, I loved this movie. The theatre I went to in Toronto was packed to the brim, and the fans were pumped as hell to watch the movie. Whenever the film was silent the entire theatre hissed like snakes. Whenever Sam Jackson said Muthafucka, over 40 people tossed plastic snakes in the air. It was insane. At the end, when that music video comes up and starts with the I'm tired of these Muthafuckin...line, the entire crowd yelled out in unison the line. It was the most hyped I have ever seen fans for a movie, easily beating down any of the Star Wars premieres or Spider-Man premieres. I loved it and highly recommend it...But see it with a packed house!
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:43 a.m. CST
There ARE Snakes. And they ARE indeed on a plane? And we won't be able to domesticate them...
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:43 a.m. CST
aside from a few sandy vaginas, it sounds like the movie's drawing great crowds across the country. i know i had one of the best audiences i've ever experienced in my shitty local theater in delaware. i might never watch this movie again, but i sure had a fun night.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:46 a.m. CST
plane got snakey" should've been the tagline.. Maybe not.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:49 a.m. CST
I keep hearing repeated references to it only on this site from the main guys.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:50 a.m. CST
I was there too, Quint, in fact I think I saw you standing by the door when I left. What an awesome experience!! From the hissing of the audience, to Quentin's drunk ass, it was the most fun I've had in a theater this summer. Go see it with a crowd that's into it and you'll have fun!!
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:51 a.m. CST
Is if there weren't any snakes on the plane.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:54 a.m. CST
Shit. That's fucked.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:55 a.m. CST
Quint is right. It actually lives up and does not disappoint. You can see the PG-13 sneaking in occasionally, but its prety consistently over the top. I've been trying to figure out how to explain the appeal of this film. I think its a case of you're either with it, or you aren't. Likely no middle ground. So, if you ever thought to yourself that this might be a fun ride for you, go see it. You won't be disappointed. Try to see it with a bit of a willing crowd and the experience will be that much better, I think.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:55 a.m. CST
The Alamo Drafthouse is a chain of pretty nifty movie theaters (started in Austin, TX) that serve beer, wine and food to moviegoers in their seats. A damned fun place to see a movie, but yet another thing that Austinites use to justify their psychotic belief that the universe revolves around them.
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:59 a.m. CST
don't i know you... something of a cunt arent you? or have i got that wrong? either way, alamo drafthouse is what you might call an enthusiasts cinema in austin, texas. they organise events around their films and generate a dense atmosphere for everything they show. 'the main guys' here are austin..ians.
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:22 a.m. CST
There's this thing called GOOGLE. ;-)
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:23 a.m. CST
Thats all I want to say..... But I won't stop there.... They even move like how a human would direct them know what I mean? They don't scare anyone like a real snake does I'm basing this on the trailer and thats enough to put me off. I know it may be a good film when I see it eventually but seriously CGI snakes...
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:39 a.m. CST
those that havent seen it hate it..and those tht have love it..hmmmmm interesting. I just got back from a showing, and it was so goddamn entertaining. I went in wondering if it would live up to the hype, but with a combination of the rowdiest crowd i've ever been in (they even passed out a "rocky horror" type script to yell out at key parts) and suprisingly well drawn characters and action, it definitely fulfilled.
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:46 a.m. CST
Boy, the suckers that made this flick better thank their lucky stars that the Brits foiled that recent airline death-plot or "Snakes on a Plane" would have gone straight to video. Hundred blown out of the skies over the Atlantic? "Snakes" would have vanished off the face of the earth.
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:54 a.m. CST
It's Daniel Day Lewis dressed like Sam.
Aug. 18, 2006, 3:03 a.m. CST
by andrew coleman
at the theater that's close to my place. I mean I knew the movie would like be a decent hit but danm I mean I saw Superman Returns at a 10pm showing and the thing was packed but not sold out. Glad to hear the movie rules I'm seeing it tomorrow for sure.
Aug. 18, 2006, 3:27 a.m. CST
You've been spending a lot of time away from your computer. You're a member of the AICN Team. We need you... Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Aug. 18, 2006, 3:39 a.m. CST
Sam Jackson was right. You hear this title, you know whether you wanna see this movie. It's exactly what it says it is, and it's just about the best possible version of that movie you can imagine.
Aug. 18, 2006, 4:40 a.m. CST
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Is anyone else here p*ssed off with this movie as much as I am? You know this will do for the Snake population what Jaws did for Sharks - it will kill off huge percentages of it!! This is yet another ignorant example of Hollywood stupidity portraying Snakes in the wrong light and as vicious evil killers of humans and nothing else, which is entirely untrue by my first hand experience and knowledge of them. The fact that such a 'tough mother*****er' and ego headed ignorant actor as Samuel L Jackson is endorsing this idea is another insult to my intelligence and absolutely infuriates me. But most of all it just makes me very very sad. I am very very sad, that people will see Snakes demonised by this film, and therefore it will encourage hurting, hunting and culling of Snakes as a result, wether it be in America or South America or Australia etc. Fear and hostility will rise toward Snakes, many species of which are already extinct because of these views, and more and more Snakes will be killed, ending many species that are already on the endangered list. I have seen this done before to other demonised animals in film. Snakes are nowhere near as cold blooded killing machines that ATTACK humans as they will be portrayed in this film. In real life, they flee when they hear the human vibrations of human footsteps from a 1000 metres away. They only attack in self defence, when they feel we are threatening them, and definitely in this instance of the film which will be horribly unaccurate, they in real life, would only flee to a cool and dark corner or part of the plane - and HIDE from us! That's right, hide from humans, not ATTACK!! I just hope that people won't be so one minded when they see this film, but I know they will, and they will see Snakes as the new 'MONSTER' movie species of this year and regard them as more 'evil' than before, and thus, it will result in more Snakes being killed, than ever before. Movies like this or so more irresponsible as aeveryone thinks that it is just a dumb fun movie that doesn't take itself seriously and is just for a laugh - which just makes it worse. It means it can exaggerate things and make the Snakes visually look even more dangerous. So therefore people who have no brains, and let's face it, many viewers of this film won't, as it is that kind of a movie (do the math, a dumb movie will have a dumb audience who will do dumb things afterwards as a result) will go out later on and fear and hate Snakes a lot more. More enough to generate a chain reaction of Snake hate in them and onto other people too, which will result in enough people going out there - and hunting and KILLING Snakes. It's the Jaws effect people. It will certianly happen in 3rd World countries anyway. It just makes me so sad, rather than angry. Please people, have some kind of sense or a brain when seeing this movie. Or just don't. See World Trade Centre instead.
Aug. 18, 2006, 4:42 a.m. CST
there's a surprise. this ain't anna fucking karenina. this is snakes on a motherfucking plane. i'm just relieved to hear it doesn't suck completely. because otherwise my faith in internet hype would be blown forever.
Aug. 18, 2006, 4:54 a.m. CST
by Kevin Bosch
He used to be on All That when I watched as a kid. As a kid, i used to want to be on SNL. Now he's on SNL. Good for him.
Aug. 18, 2006, 4:56 a.m. CST
by Kevin Bosch
I was suprised too. The opposite of Quint. I thought it wasn't going to be as funny as promised, and just an average action movie. But it delivered, and draws you in. It's scarey and exciting and fun. You get to enjoy all the good parts, and laugh at all the bad parts. Perfect.
Aug. 18, 2006, 5:39 a.m. CST
didnt they get the line wrong? I wanted "there are snakes?! on the muthafucking PLANE?!" not all that tired of nonsense...I think ill go see it after reading this though....
Aug. 18, 2006, 6:03 a.m. CST
Life insurance payout triples when you get killed by snakes on a plane.
Aug. 18, 2006, 6:05 a.m. CST
I really hope the work "fuck" is spoken in this movie. No, you know what? Don't tell me. I wanna be surprised.
Aug. 18, 2006, 6:28 a.m. CST
That's something I'd never expected. Does "good" mean "actually acting convincingly" or just "marginally less horrible than he always is"?
Aug. 18, 2006, 7:03 a.m. CST
They've got some real crack heads working in Hollywood!!! Anybody who would propose this movie, or would seriously consider it...and then green light this garbage, has to be on crack!!! But, never fear...crack head audiences to the rescue...They'll be plenty of you crack heads paying your money to see this trash!!! No wonder why this planet is going down the fucking toilet...If this movie is the legacy of our planet...we deserve to be nuked!!! You can quote that last line in the Snakes On A Plane print ads!!!
Aug. 18, 2006, 7:25 a.m. CST
God, it must be wonderful to have endless amounts of time to watch films "a few more time theatrically". I have this annoyong thing called "life" that keeps getting in the way.
Aug. 18, 2006, 7:55 a.m. CST
"Snakes On A Plane" rhymes with "Crack Heads On Cocaine"...Rather ironic, I'd say!!! Goodnight, bitches!!!
Aug. 18, 2006, 7:56 a.m. CST
by Bill Fairbanks
Oh, how predictable
Aug. 18, 2006, 8:56 a.m. CST
dear god, all i want to know is: IS IT OVER-THE-TOP and HILARIOUSLY RETARDED?! i don't want a well written movie about snakes on a plane; i want EXPLOITATION! I want a PSYCHOTIC CAMP FEST! I mean, cmon...
Aug. 18, 2006, 8:56 a.m. CST
by The Ender
They are usually terrible ne?
Aug. 18, 2006, 8:59 a.m. CST
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
IT will kill off the population of Snakes just like Jaws killed off not just a large percent of the Great White population, but Sharks in general. Being a dumb movie isn't an excuse to show Snakes in such a bad light. jaws was a dumb movie, it still had a negative effect on Sharks. This film, will have a negative effect on Snakes. People, young, naive, from uneducated backgrounds, ignorant, or just plain aggressive and boysterous, and especially tribal people who live in 3rd World Countries where Snakes are part of everyday life who WILL see this movie at some time of their lives, will take a lot of this movie to their psychology, and as a result, WILL start to belive what they see on screen is true to real life, and they all will therefore, hate and fear Snakes and act on this, by going out there and killing Snakes, or at the very very least, killing a Snake if they see one, where in fact, those Snakes won't attack us, but more likely out of fear of US, will retreat away and hide if it could. This movie will make a false impression to people who see it, as there is just not enoug heducation to them already, and this will even increase this uneducation or negative education all the more powerfully and will be responsible for such Snake prejudiced behaviour. It pisses me off. It does so even more when you people actually go out there and believe this stuff.
Aug. 18, 2006, 10:13 a.m. CST
cuz I support him in all his ventured.
Aug. 18, 2006, 11:04 a.m. CST
When will Snakes on a plane be snakes on a plane movie? It will be popular on a plane.
Aug. 18, 2006, 11:28 a.m. CST
Aug. 18, 2006, 11:30 a.m. CST
This was some of the most fun I've ever had at a theater. The crowd was hyped, the movie was better than we could hope for, and yeah, there were muthafuckin snakes on the muthafuckin plane! I saw it last night, I'm going again tonight, and I'll see it at least 1 more time before the weekend's over. Love love love LOVE this movie!!!!!
Aug. 18, 2006, 11:34 a.m. CST
Ha Ha Ha. I got it about 6 months ago when I first heard. Getting old real fast.
Aug. 18, 2006, 11:58 a.m. CST
Have you actually *seen* the movie, or are you just being an internet asshole?
Aug. 18, 2006, 1:28 p.m. CST
I got to see one of the first sneek peak showings last night, and let me just say: IT WAS AWESOME! Samuel L. Jackson kicked serious ass, as did the snakes! And the revews coming in are awesome, too! http://www.dreadcentral.com/index.php?name=Reviews&req=showcontent&id=1024
Aug. 18, 2006, 2:24 p.m. CST
by Wyrdy the Gerbil
Loved the fucking film but unfortunately as i saw it in a British cinema the rest of the audience(prats)were all sat there like planks of wood...no hissing or rubber snakes
Aug. 18, 2006, 3:02 p.m. CST
They didn't think it was funny in the first two talkbacks you posted it in either. Get a new joke, don't tell the same one three times ina row, especially when the joke sucks.
Aug. 18, 2006, 5:45 p.m. CST
People will run out to see this, they will say it was a great time, but this will not be a cherished B-movie that sits on your DVD shelf and gets replayed when friends are hanging out. This was a 70's disaster rehash, with only fast cut frights and no real tension. People WANT this to be something it's not. Kudos to Sam Jackson for knowing how to sell it. This movie is lame.
Aug. 18, 2006, 7:42 p.m. CST
Dumb, gory, funny. I think it set a new level for dumb when Mr. Jackson tells the rapper what would happen if a gun was fired and what happens just a few minutes after that. The music video was a bit annoying. Who were those pricks? I get the three part melody and the hot chick, but this movie DEMANDED a Will Smithesque Snakes on a Plane rap over the credits. That's my one problem with it.
Aug. 18, 2006, 9:09 p.m. CST
This may be a bomb in the making...However, we can't be sure until the close of Friday box office, but Thursday night's late night screenings only brought in a little more than a millon dollars at the box office!!! With all the hype and advertisements for Snakes On A Plane...this movie should have at least brought in between 4 to 5 million last night, alone, or more!!! Perhaps word of mouth from last night's performances will help it, or hurt it, in respect to the weekend showings, who knows. Anyway...I for one hope this mess bombs, or we'll all be served up this type of junk for years to come instead of Hollywood making and offering us important film fare like Black Snake Moan!!! The other Sam Jackson movie with a snake title!!!
Aug. 19, 2006, 4:23 p.m. CST
On that altitude snakes with their sensitive nonhearin should be getting a bit unbalanced. I think the movie didn't cover this at all wich made me muthafiddling with my hair. And real snakes speak english.
Aug. 19, 2006, 5:33 p.m. CST
New Line wasted all its time and money this turkey and will be laughed at on Monday by the entire movie industry, Rejoice...America is not as stupid as Hollywood thinks we are!!!
Aug. 20, 2006, 1:11 a.m. CST
not born, but gradually find their way into geek mythology. YOU CANNNOT PRE_MAKE ONE. Snakes on a plane was trying to be this hip, cool cult classic by pretending to be one BEFORE it was even released. Cant be done. It can only gain such status by the passage of time and then word of mouth. Its kinda like Quentions upcomming GRINDHOUSE. Those movies were they way they were because they HAD to be due to poor budgets, time tables, c list actors. Quention can make whatever he wants, but he can never be that anymore than Zombie can simply because they have money, clout and the ABILITY to create A list movies but choose to make their films 'look' like those films. Its the cinematic equivalant of AMERICAN IDOL poseres running around the stage aping to somebodys elses songs trying to look hungry and dangerous. Just aint nuttin like the real thing baby!
Aug. 20, 2006, 11:24 a.m. CST
Couldn't agree more. I've been sick of this shit for many months now. I'm glad it's tanking.
Dec. 8, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST