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Have I died and gone to heaven? Elizabeth Banks, Isla Fisher and Rachel Weisz in the same movie?!?

Published at:  Aug 15, 2006 1:49:36 AM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with news of a titilating pairing in the works. I have made no secret of my massive, massive crush on Rachel Weisz. I think she's the cutest thing in the world. I also find Ms. Elizabeth Banks a hottie as well. If you don't know who Banks is, I betcha you do. She's the freaky hot bookstore employee in 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN and, if you want to go even geekier, she has the small role of Betty Brant in the SPIDER-MAN films. The cute trinity is completed by Isla Fisher, Vince Vaughn's obsessive partner from WEDDING CRASHERS.



Anyway, they're all being put in a romantic comedy called DEFINITELY, MAYBE, which, unfortunately, does not involve those three lovely ladies in a romantic triangle with each other... at least, I don't think it does... The flick stars Ryan Reynolds as a soon to be divorced man who, for some reason, has to explain his past naughty encounters to his 11 year old daughter. Banks would play his college sweetheart who ditches him for his brother and Weisz would play the woman he gets together with after that nasty break-up.



Derek Luke is also in the cast with writer/director Adam Brooks (FRENCH KISS, BRIDGET JONES 2, etc) on board to helm for Working Title/Universal Pictures. Too much hotness in this movie. I don't know if I'll be able to take it!





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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:09:18 AM CDT

    Am I the only one whose first thought was...

    by latauro

    ...Alan Moore's Lost Girls? Or is my obsession showing?

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:10:14 AM CDT

    FIRST? TOO SOON? DID HARRY EVER GET BACK AT RATTNER?

    by bulldoggie

  • Aug 15, 2006 2:13:12 AM CDT

    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....

    by prayingmantis_05

    And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:14:43 AM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks *drools*

    by shermdawg

    Hilary Banks *drools*

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:17:38 AM CDT

    It was all sounding so good until...

    by richwilson

    ...You mentioned Ryan Reynolds. Then my mind went elsewhere.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:24:30 AM CDT

    Throw In Audrey Tautou...

    by hell's cigarette

    ...and I would be hanging out by the pool with Moses, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley right now. That would truly be game over...for me at least.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:31:28 AM CDT

    Shermdawg - EXACTLY

    by det. john kimble

    She was pretty hot in 'Seabiscuit' as well.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:57:03 AM CDT

    Isla 'Home & Away' Fisher....

    by big_bubbaloola

    Even though she may make it big in Hollywood (god knows she was the best thing in Wedding Crashers...exactly how did that become so popular??) she'll always be the sweet and worringly hot schoolgirl from aussie soap Home and Away to me. Dontcha just love the Aussies for making their kids wear school uniforms till their 18 or summting!!.....no.....ok, i'll get me coat...

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  • Aug 15, 2006 3:21:38 AM CDT

    BETTY BRANT!

    by rearden

    Wow. I was wondering who the fuck that was! Thank you.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 3:27:35 AM CDT

    No Latauro, you were not the only one...

    by abiggerboat

    If that had been the news, I would have died of a heart attack right here, right now! This flick doesn't sound as bad as it should though. Good title, same title as the best album ever made too!!

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  • Aug 15, 2006 3:31:14 AM CDT

    Definitely Maybe? Is it an Oasis biopic?

    by steve rogers

    Just 2 hours of Liam Gallagher nailing Banks, Fisher and Weisz? No?

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  • Aug 15, 2006 3:48:26 AM CDT

    Nah, Liams having a three-way with Banks & Fisher...

    by abiggerboat

    But Noel gets Weisz! He's the more talented, so he should get the best girl!

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  • Aug 15, 2006 4:08:28 AM CDT

    Whoa, there's too much smoke in here...

    by abiggerboat

    What with Regina burning her bra and all...

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  • Aug 15, 2006 4:13:01 AM CDT

    Yet another totally missable film

    by lost prophet

    Home and Away actress stars in tired rehash of High Fidelity. Yawn. Regina, I know you are 17, so I am about to patronise you- it's not malicious- How much gay porn have you actually seen? also I think the Lesbian sex thing was meant as a joke. Lighten up kid.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 4:27:17 AM CDT

    Regina, your not old enough to have a vote.

    by arche logos

    Nor a legal contract so your opinion means shit. If you're going to get offended that easily (especially after making a comment about gay porn) then go back to your teen beat web sites. Also, what is a scene staling role? Is that one with a horse?

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  • Aug 15, 2006 7:57:48 AM CDT

    I'm not old enough to remember Isla Fisher

    by monkey butler

    in Home and Away. Not very well at least. All I can remember is that her name was Shannon and she was just about the hottest girl I'd ever seen at the time. But I gotta say, the idea of Rachel Weisz in a romantic comedy kinda pisses me off, she's too fucking good for that, damnit. Now, grown-up films where she gets naked (even if she IS pregnant) I can handle, because, y'know, it's tasteful.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 8:00:57 AM CDT

    Banks at the Bank

    by vermifax

    Loved Liz Banks in "Catch Me If You Can"! Sh let Leo touch her boobies!

    Haven't seen "Slither" yet, though.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 8:07:28 AM CDT

    Monkey

    by lost prophet

    consider yourself lucky.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 8:16:26 AM CDT

    My Idea of Heaven

    by zombiesolutions

    would be all three of them naked, writhing in ecstacy (supplied by me and, of course, each other) on my bed. These 3 in a movie is nice too, but heaven, to me, is more tactile.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 8:55:28 AM CDT

    Isla Fisher is not hot

    by argentino

    Come on. Maybe it was that nightmarish character she was playing but she's not hot at all. However I also have a big crush on Rachel Weisz and Elizabeth Banks is also beautiful.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 8:59:35 AM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks was also in Wet Hot American Summer

    by mrboinfoint

    Often only wearing a bikini and making out with Paul Rudd and in one scene with her face smeared with barbecue sauce. She's amazingly hot and apprently more than willing to humiliate herself for comedy. Witness the exchange in Forty Year Old Virgin. "Hope you got a big trunk, 'cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!" Not a fan of shitty romantic comedies, but the combined talents of these three (especially the vastly underrated and exquisite Rachel Weisz) could convince me to see it.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 9:00:51 AM CDT

    Also, I don't know why

    by mrboinfoint

    But whenever I see Ms. Taylor pop up in here, I pronounce her first name "Ruh-Jai-Nuh". Wierd.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 9:25:14 AM CDT

    Is there a surplus of the low rent

    by lost prophet

    ex-soap actress aussies inundating America at the moment? I would blame Kylie if I was you lot. Or Guy Pearce and Russell Crowe.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:03:24 AM CDT

    Speaking of slither

    by clockpolitiks

    When is that movie coming out on dvd? Oh, yea I thought of Oasis too when I read the title. They better be on the soundtrack somewhere.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:15:49 AM CDT

    ha- that is funny

    by lost prophet

    but do you think of her bubblegum pop at the same time (Shudder). Was Mel from a low rent soap opera as well? scary. Having said that, this is bad taste- she's not well at the moment. So I am laying off

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:15:57 AM CDT

    Banks looks hot in a tight NY Giants t-shirt, too

    by deep cover

    And I'm the only one here who's seen her in it. :) http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=24091

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:21:09 AM CDT

    Are they all Oasis groupies?

    by kid z

    ...anyway sounds hot no matter the plot... except for "ginger kid" isla fisher... she freaks me out!

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:26:44 AM CDT

    A Foursome with those three would rule!

    by r.c. the "wise"

    They could be the cheese and bread while I'll provide the meat. Hahahaha!

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:37:42 AM CDT

    It might be heaven for all you slobbering love monkeys.

    by tucson

    ...but no doubt the women in question had also died and gone to hell...

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:43:45 AM CDT

    Add in Zooey Daschenal (sp)... and her sister

    by big bad clone

    and make it a prison movie.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:47:57 AM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks was also in...

    by jacksparasites

    The movie, The Baxter and she played Zach Braff's love interest in the last 2 episodes of this season's Scrubs. I'm also really hoping they make her a regular.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 11:36:00 AM CDT

    Damn. Quint's headline made this sound like a 3-way.

    by orbots commander

    You know, a movie featuring a scene like the one with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in WILD THINGS. Unfortunately, it turns it this is a throwaway romantic comedy starring Ryan Reynolds (think, 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS). What a tease.
    I need a hobby.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 11:46:22 AM CDT

    You had me until Ryan Reynolds

    by quadrupletree

    God I hate that guy. Does he wear a fat suit in this one too? PASS!!

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  • Aug 15, 2006 12:27:17 PM CDT

    Jacksparasite, sorry...

    by danielkurland

    But Banks is not going to be a regular. They've confirmed that she is pregnant, but will only be around for a very minimal amount of episodes.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 12:40:23 PM CDT

    Banks, Weiscz & Fischer - I just about nutted on that

    by lando griffin

    news alone thus making any hopes of a real life menage a quatre disheartening because I wouldn't last more than a second upon seeing them all together at the same time. But once I get that one load out and take a nice 2 hour nap I'd be ready to go! (During said nap they can entertain themselves if ya know what I mean)

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  • Aug 15, 2006 12:45:41 PM CDT

    I tried explaining guys lesbian fantasies to a woman

    by lando griffin

    friend of mine and in the simplest terms all I could muster was: "A beautiful woman is hot, right? Whats hotter than one hot woman? Two hot women of course. Whats hotter than two hot women? If you said three how women, you are technically correct but the answer we were looking for is two hot women gettin' it on!"

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  • Aug 15, 2006 1:18:25 PM CDT

    The appeal of hot lesbian action is best uttered by one

    by orbots commander

    Jerry Sienfeld in that episode with the women arguing and coming to blows, i.e. cat fighting. Elaine asks Jerry, "What is it about women fighting that guys love so much?"
    Jerry, says, and I'm paraphrasing from memory,: "Because there's always the chance that, while their limbs are flailing and they're wrestling around, that they might, you know...kiss."

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  • Aug 15, 2006 1:24:51 PM CDT

    Is Eilzabeth Banks On Scrubs?

    by prior walter

    The one Zach Braff knocked up? I'm too lazy to look at IMDB.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:26:10 PM CDT

    Prior, that is her on Scrubs.

    by lenny nero

    She's also in Seabiscuit, The Baxter, Heights, Slither, Wet Hot American Summer, Spidey, 40-Year-Old Virgin and Catch Me If You Can. I think she's a find. And the person above who said Isla Fisher was not attractive is loco.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:27:01 PM CDT

    I love the "Unrated" 40 Year Old Virgin DVD...

    by bigtuna

    When Banks says "We Can Do It In The Butt".

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:41:52 PM CDT

    Lost Girls

    by black satin 2

    I don't know about the movie Lost Girls with them as the three, but put me down for buying the bootleg.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 2:56:35 PM CDT

    "butt...what?"

    by reedus

    when I heard that line, I was like "ok, how did I miss that when I saw it in the theater???" because...elizabeth banks referring to anal sex is something I would NOT miss.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 3:05:37 PM CDT

    Blonde, Brunette, Redhead -

    by christopher3

    This movie has its bases covered.

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  • Aug 15, 2006 4:48:04 PM CDT

    I presume Fisher is the divorcee...

    by archduke_chocula

    Odd to think of Rachel Weisz in one of those Ryan Reynolds comedies. He really deserves a big hit after all the crap he's been in. http://k105.blogspot.com/

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  • Aug 15, 2006 10:16:17 PM CDT

    weisz stops me in my tracks

    by colonel kane

  • Aug 16, 2006 1:00:30 AM CDT

    Portman & Johannson are also in a movie together

    by alwaysthere

    People in Hollywood are finally casting movies properly.

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  • Aug 16, 2006 5:22:39 PM CDT

    Portman & Johannson together?

    by arche logos

    If I could get into that sandwich I could die a happy man.

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