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Robert Patrick ruined the Xfiles by Mechasheeva	Aug 4th, 2006 11:01:09 AM
Hells yeah! by teufelhunden	Aug 4th, 2006 11:02:20 AM
What I expected... by wessmith1966	Aug 4th, 2006 11:02:47 AM
Robert Patrick sucked the air hose... by Mgmax	Aug 4th, 2006 11:03:55 AM
Cena SUCKS!!!! by Stone316	Aug 4th, 2006 11:05:16 AM
Damn i'm at the TOP FIVE.... by Stone316	Aug 4th, 2006 11:06:31 AM
f*ck yeah! by JacksonsPole	Aug 4th, 2006 11:07:30 AM
Oh and uh by Mechasheeva	Aug 4th, 2006 11:10:02 AM
Am I the only one who thinks WWE Films is Fucking WRONG by DOGSOUP	Aug 4th, 2006 11:12:02 AM
by Nike	Aug 4th, 2006 11:12:34 AM
"Can somebody please shoot"...John Bonito? by Stollentroll	Aug 4th, 2006 11:15:31 AM
They still redoing Predator with that guy? by modlight	Aug 4th, 2006 11:35:39 AM
What happened to that Robert Patrick guy? by I Dunno	Aug 4th, 2006 11:37:00 AM
Nice Neck WWE films?????? by Noeland	Aug 4th, 2006 11:49:14 AM
i think it looks ok, kinda like an 80's action flick by JeanLuc Dickhard	Aug 4th, 2006 12:00:29 PM
not half bad. definetly a rental & kellyis HOT (naked?) by disembarkedone	Aug 4th, 2006 12:08:51 PM
WWE Films by FordPerfect	Aug 4th, 2006 12:15:01 PM
I KNOW I'll get flogged for this... by solitaire	Aug 4th, 2006 12:23:11 PM
I can't speak for A.B. King, but by Vern	Aug 4th, 2006 12:26:24 PM
If they actually try to make good genre films, by Barry Egan	Aug 4th, 2006 12:30:06 PM
Sly and Arnold's children by ABking	Aug 4th, 2006 12:30:34 PM
Must be a fat suit, he is slim in "The Unit" by ComputerGuy68	Aug 4th, 2006 12:31:50 PM
FordPrefect by Everett Robert	Aug 4th, 2006 12:40:43 PM
Barry Egan by one9deuce	Aug 4th, 2006 12:42:59 PM
how did bob patrick by Colonel_Blimp	Aug 4th, 2006 12:43:15 PM
Vern and AB by Everett Robert	Aug 4th, 2006 12:44:04 PM
Commando by FalconJones	Aug 4th, 2006 12:50:33 PM
Yes, COMMANDO comes to mind right away... by ABking	Aug 4th, 2006 01:07:05 PM
StoneCold Steve Austin by Kash18	Aug 4th, 2006 01:08:20 PM
Hey, this looks good! by Acappellaman	Aug 4th, 2006 01:11:13 PM
RE: SOLITAIRE.... by Stone316	Aug 4th, 2006 01:13:26 PM
I liked it , but it would be better if it was R-rated by Neo Zeed	Aug 4th, 2006 01:13:45 PM
Cena no COMMANDO by ABking	Aug 4th, 2006 01:32:26 PM
Everett Robert its Perfect not Prefect by FordPerfect	Aug 4th, 2006 01:35:13 PM
anyone else think.... by Datascream	Aug 4th, 2006 01:37:27 PM
That just made me sad... by Dolph	Aug 4th, 2006 01:39:58 PM
Robert Patrick by Fievel	Aug 4th, 2006 01:40:46 PM
AB why are you comparing this to Commando? by Neo Zeed	Aug 4th, 2006 01:49:18 PM
FordP**fect, what about the Princess Bride? by eraser_x	Aug 4th, 2006 02:02:53 PM
holy sweet shit by smackfu	Aug 4th, 2006 02:16:34 PM
AMERICA...FUCK YEAH by Rizzle Bizzle	Aug 4th, 2006 02:19:36 PM
Ford Perfect by Everett Robert	Aug 4th, 2006 02:21:19 PM
eraser-x by Everett Robert	Aug 4th, 2006 02:24:21 PM
eraser_x by FordPerfect	Aug 4th, 2006 02:41:07 PM
When Cena gives his "Look of DOOM"... by Edward Brock	Aug 4th, 2006 02:56:58 PM
...to which Cena reponds by Edward Brock	Aug 4th, 2006 03:01:14 PM
Our hero's name is John Triton? Why can't the by CreasyBear	Aug 4th, 2006 03:01:30 PM
Funny ass parody. by KnightJustice	Aug 4th, 2006 03:01:45 PM
Cena's head is as big as a mailbox by McGsStepson	Aug 4th, 2006 03:10:28 PM
Actually Robert Patrick had a good little role in by Orbots Commander	Aug 4th, 2006 03:16:26 PM
sorryboutthat, stone 316 by solitaire	Aug 4th, 2006 03:22:23 PM
Of course this movie had to be PG-13 by BigDogg	Aug 4th, 2006 03:45:18 PM
Datascream, I was thinking the same thing! by Acappellaman	Aug 4th, 2006 03:55:24 PM
Is this the same guy in that STEP UP movie? by LilOgre	Aug 4th, 2006 03:58:08 PM
THE HORROR...THE PG-13 HORROR by Everett Robert	Aug 4th, 2006 04:03:00 PM
LilOgre if that is true that is hilarious by spectrebeeyatch	Aug 4th, 2006 04:06:25 PM
by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 04:35:18 PM
For the Record by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 04:41:06 PM
CENA SUCKS AT WRESTLING, NOT GREAT ON THE MIC EITHER... by Shermdawg	Aug 4th, 2006 04:41:18 PM
And BigDogg by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 04:47:26 PM
I heard Cena gets killed by.... by UMAGA	Aug 4th, 2006 05:12:15 PM
THUUUMMMMB OF DOOOOMMMMM by BigDogg	Aug 4th, 2006 05:16:14 PM
by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 05:31:23 PM
Wrestling is fake! by Mechasheeva	Aug 4th, 2006 05:37:38 PM
Cena's 5 wrestling moves... by Neo Zeed	Aug 4th, 2006 05:51:30 PM
WWE's Roid Policy is a joke by McGsStepson	Aug 4th, 2006 06:11:40 PM
Where the Fuck is that Gas Station!!! by plantymcplanters	Aug 4th, 2006 06:15:52 PM
Looks like shit. by Forestal	Aug 4th, 2006 06:50:30 PM
Ashok0, you are sooo wrong! by Shermdawg	Aug 4th, 2006 07:22:39 PM
Cena was in television before he got into wrestling... by Z0D	Aug 4th, 2006 07:41:54 PM
I'd rather watch TNA wrestling by Doc_Strange	Aug 4th, 2006 08:10:57 PM
And another thing..... by Doc_Strange	Aug 4th, 2006 08:12:42 PM
Give Austin, HBK and Triple H movies.... by Stone316	Aug 4th, 2006 09:46:39 PM
Holy Crap by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 10:21:34 PM
Plus by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 10:26:42 PM
Does anyone remember... by DarthStallion	Aug 4th, 2006 10:30:48 PM
by baseballfury	Aug 4th, 2006 10:51:07 PM
Highlander by ECUPirate71	Aug 4th, 2006 10:59:50 PM
baseballfury by BigDogg	Aug 4th, 2006 11:02:51 PM
by baseballfury	Aug 5th, 2006 02:08:06 AM
Forgot to say by baseballfury	Aug 5th, 2006 02:18:25 AM
Wrestling. by palimpsest	Aug 5th, 2006 04:12:21 AM
Wrestling. by palimpsest	Aug 5th, 2006 05:05:08 AM
Am I on crack? by Damer1	Aug 5th, 2006 07:34:26 AM
Saw T2 in HD yesterday...it rocked! by R.C. the "Wise"	Aug 5th, 2006 09:50:24 AM
Sorry but what does this have to do with Marines? by Spiderhulk	Aug 5th, 2006 10:15:53 AM
Cena looks like a retarded, roided Jason Bourne by GrandMuffTarkin	Aug 5th, 2006 10:30:21 AM
Get to da choppa!! by REDD	Aug 5th, 2006 04:02:47 PM
Tell me he didn't just steal the Van Damme kick! by crayotic	Aug 5th, 2006 05:27:52 PM
Hey Hey by baseballfury	Aug 5th, 2006 11:36:36 PM
Actually, I disagree, baseballfury... by Shermdawg	Aug 6th, 2006 12:31:57 AM
actually by Everett Robert	Aug 6th, 2006 01:23:53 AM
ok now all the dust has settled.......... by proper	Aug 6th, 2006 12:31:20 PM
Shit. Utter Shit. by PurityOfEssence	Aug 7th, 2006 03:02:40 AM
How can this have no Talkback? by BillEmic	Oct 9th, 2006 11:51:15 AM
JURASSIC PARK III by Power_Girl	Oct 10th, 2006 09:32:06 PM

See A Strangely Pudgy Robert Patrick Take On...THE MARINE!!

Merrick here...

Okay...see...I love this kind of film.

Check out the trailer for THE MARINE! It features WWE's John Cena in a movie produced by WWE's theatrical divison, which means this thing has Vince McMahonness all over it. The film will be scored by Don Davis (most things MATRIX, JURASSIC PARK III).

WATCH IT!!!

Reminds me of THE RUNDOWN, another McMahon-produced film which I really enjoyed. 'Twas far better than it should have been, all things being equal. The Rock being violated by jungle monkeys? Sublime entertainment.

THE MARINE opens October 13.

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