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Ben Sinister Has Read The New FUTURAMA 'Movie'!!

I am – Hercules!!

The 13 new episodes of “Futurama” hit Comedy Central in 2008, but Ben Sinister has already read the first four, and calls it a tearjerker! No mention of the HypnoToad:

Herc--

So I read the script for the new Futurama episodes / DVD movie. I'll go against Ain't It Cool Tradition, skip five painful and pointless paragraphs that no one cares about, and just cut to the chase.

The script, "Bender's Big Score," is a DVD movie divided into four broadcastable episodes. I don't know how well each episode stands on its own as a self-contained piece of Futurama, but as an arc, the story is delightful and truly epic in scope.

As for the story, it comes from Ken Keeler and David Cohen, and it's very very big. Basically, "Planet Express" undergoes a hostile takeover and its new new owners make use of Bender for some criminal schenanigans. What follows is... a very big plot. Which I don't want to ruin. Because it's a lot of fun, very surprising, and something fans should wait for. Making return visits are: the Nibblonians, Seymour, Barbados Slim, Morbo, Santa Bot, the "God" space entity (probably not for the last time), Al Gore, and yes, sexlexia sufferer Zapp Brannigan (although all too briefly). Not to mention space battles, songs, and even a little time travel.

By episode's end, the world of Futurama is left more or less unchanged, and intact for the next three movies (and beyond?). The real development in these episodes is the elaboration of the mythology of the series. Questions you've asked, and haven't asked, are answered. The movie resembles many fan favorite episodes in terms of structure. There's a lot of similarities to "The Why of Fry," "Time Keeps on Slipping," and "The Luck of the Fryish" as well as "Jurrasic Bark," and more loosely, "The Farnsworth Paradox." Fry / Leela fans have plenty to chew on, and if that romance has ever elicited a tear or two, well, grab a hanky, it may do so again.

I'm sure someone's going to criticize these episodes as derivative of past glories. To that person, I say fuck you. All the great Futurama episodes resemble each other in some ways - great sacrifices are made, love goes unrequited, and past and present intersect in unexpected and touching ways. "Bender's Big Score" delivers on all of that, with fresh material and some hilarious jokes. Seriously, I don't laugh a lot when I read scripts, and I laughed a lot reading this.

I don't think these episodes / this movie will be super accessible to anyone new to the series. While it does a very patient and clever job of re-introducing us to the characters and universe, it quickly slips into continuity porn, which will delight some and confuse others. I know for one I can't wait to see this baby hit Comedy Central, and I suspect nary a Futurama fan will be disappointed.

If you use this, call me Ben Sinister.











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I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!
by aylward
Aug 4th, 2006
09:30:14 AM
Futurama ROCKS.
by Gilkuliehe
Aug 4th, 2006
09:31:22 AM
Well worth the wait
by doctordebug
Aug 4th, 2006
09:31:29 AM
Good news, everyone!
by Horseflesh
Aug 4th, 2006
09:33:29 AM
Obey the HypnoToad!!!!!
by JuggFuckler
Aug 4th, 2006
09:38:38 AM
two-thousand-fucking-eight???
by badboymason
Aug 4th, 2006
09:45:03 AM
2008
by FordPerfect
Aug 4th, 2006
09:59:27 AM
Morbo is pleased but sticky
by newc0253
Aug 4th, 2006
10:00:15 AM
Mmm, continuity porn
by CellarDoor
Aug 4th, 2006
10:10:28 AM
Ben Sinister is a great name
by los_urizen
Aug 4th, 2006
10:23:08 AM
Futurama...
by emeraldboy
Aug 4th, 2006
10:23:28 AM
Oh, A Lessson In History From Mister Im My Own Grandpa
by Pez_Pirate
Aug 4th, 2006
10:47:27 AM
emeraldboy
by blackwood
Aug 4th, 2006
10:51:01 AM
Futurama Tearjerker
by Blind Spot
Aug 4th, 2006
10:56:16 AM
Continuity porn--the only porn that's GOOD for you
by zacdilone
Aug 4th, 2006
10:57:48 AM
barbados slim?!?
by vicious_bastard
Aug 4th, 2006
11:04:27 AM
Cigars are evil/you won't miss 'em...
by Osmosis Jones
Aug 4th, 2006
11:07:49 AM
I think emeraldboy might be his own grandpa
by MrBoinfoint
Aug 4th, 2006
11:24:58 AM
Can't Wait
by sambrook
Aug 4th, 2006
11:47:07 AM
OH MY GOD!?
by vanfan
Aug 4th, 2006
11:56:56 AM
Way too positive to be AICN TB
by No-Op
Aug 4th, 2006
12:05:05 PM
Jurassic Bark
by TheFount
Aug 4th, 2006
12:09:06 PM
Re: No-Op
by Gilkuliehe
Aug 4th, 2006
12:15:24 PM
Aylward. You totally summed up what I feel.CAN NOT WAIT
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:15:49 PM
Fry "That dog wont hunt, Monsignior!"
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:17:20 PM
No Lur, ruler of Omicron Persei 8?! WTF!!!
by Darth Bauer
Aug 4th, 2006
12:21:25 PM
Fry did indeed commit Past Nastification
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:24:27 PM
Futurama was even better than the Simpsons when it endd
by beastie
Aug 4th, 2006
12:24:29 PM
Sorry folks. Time for a Futurama quote run
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:25:10 PM
Not even if we rub the engines with cheetah blood?
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:26:44 PM
What did we hit? Was it a space cow?
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:27:14 PM
Kittens give Morbo gas
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:28:08 PM
Crawling back to the big Z like a bird on its belly
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:29:32 PM
Shes built like a steakhouse, yet handles like a Bistro
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:29:59 PM
Save me, .......and my Banjo, ......and Fry!
by Teamwak
Aug 4th, 2006
12:31:02 PM
BEST NEWS EVER
by nef
Aug 4th, 2006
12:42:39 PM
You guys stink... I'm going to build my own AICN!
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 4th, 2006
12:56:12 PM
MY MANWICH!!
by DigitalDong
Aug 4th, 2006
01:15:18 PM
I Didn't Get It Either At First
by Sean38
Aug 4th, 2006
01:47:27 PM
Hail Ben!
by Grayle
Aug 4th, 2006
01:58:10 PM
Why So Long A Wait
by AlabamaBaron
Aug 4th, 2006
02:03:07 PM
But will it be presented in Double Vision? Where Drunk
by RezE11even
Aug 4th, 2006
02:07:50 PM
"When? -Soon enough - That's not soon enough!"
by GenericGeek
Aug 4th, 2006
02:12:35 PM
Kittens give Morbo gas
by treewarrior
Aug 4th, 2006
02:14:58 PM
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!
by nemesisdarkside
Aug 4th, 2006
03:11:14 PM
aawwwww, so no appearace by "that guy"?
by quadrupletree
Aug 4th, 2006
03:29:52 PM
Awesome, and thanks for skipping the usual nonsense
by Trazadone
Aug 4th, 2006
03:31:05 PM
Seymour??!!!
by Zorak5
Aug 4th, 2006
03:43:15 PM
WELCOME BACK TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!
by Sans Souci
Aug 4th, 2006
04:27:21 PM
You Can't Unwatch It....
by meCPS
Aug 4th, 2006
04:28:03 PM
My Only Regret... is that I have....
by Kefrif
Aug 4th, 2006
04:34:39 PM
Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts...
by StudioPlant69
Aug 4th, 2006
04:36:47 PM
Words!
by Magunga
Aug 4th, 2006
04:49:55 PM
I can't swallow that!
by Magunga
Aug 4th, 2006
04:52:12 PM
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
by Magunga
Aug 4th, 2006
04:55:47 PM
Cutting to the Chase
by Lev_Harris
Aug 4th, 2006
06:00:58 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
by fiester
Aug 4th, 2006
06:29:27 PM
"I just made out with that radiator girl...
by DanielKurland
Aug 4th, 2006
06:33:37 PM
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASSSSSSS
by plantpage55
Aug 4th, 2006
07:31:24 PM
Sweet something of...somewhere!!
by Wldmk
Aug 4th, 2006
07:38:07 PM
"No, more, hanging wires!!!"
by Billyeveryteen
Aug 4th, 2006
07:45:01 PM
Thank You, Ben, For Not Pontificating
by SeedyAl
Aug 4th, 2006
08:37:47 PM
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
by Village Idiot
Aug 4th, 2006
09:44:06 PM
Great review, Good work.
by SamuraiJackBaur
Aug 4th, 2006
09:47:04 PM
We're going to the backseat of his car ... for coffee
by durhay
Aug 4th, 2006
10:18:38 PM
urrectum!
by durhay
Aug 4th, 2006
10:19:35 PM
"You Can't Own Property, Man!"
by Oozer3993
Aug 4th, 2006
11:36:10 PM
Zap rules all!
by Rumble808
Aug 5th, 2006
12:49:46 AM
Sounds great, smart to focus on Bender for it's return.
by Archduke_Chocula
Aug 5th, 2006
01:46:43 AM
Our universe is doomed!
by Gilkuliehe
Aug 5th, 2006
03:04:01 AM
"We have you partially surrounded!"
by DirkD13"
Aug 5th, 2006
04:45:41 AM
This is, by a long way the least likely thing that has
by Teamwak
Aug 5th, 2006
07:36:57 AM
The jedi's are going to feel this one...
by Teamwak
Aug 5th, 2006
07:41:41 AM
Showboating Globetrotter algebra
by Teamwak
Aug 5th, 2006
07:43:58 AM
NO damn cameos from supposed "celebrities" in this one!
by JackPumpkinhead
Aug 5th, 2006
08:14:34 AM
Can't wait
by hobblywobbly
Aug 5th, 2006
03:02:59 PM
"Kip, I have made it with a woman..."
by tango fett
Aug 5th, 2006
04:35:10 PM
MORE ZAP BRANNIGAN!!!
by Spiderhulk
Aug 5th, 2006
04:54:52 PM
A robot would have to be crazy...
by Ender's Jeesh
Aug 5th, 2006
08:02:19 PM
A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me.
by Sam Raimi's Car
Aug 5th, 2006
09:44:36 PM
No, Mr. Smith. You're not in heaven or hell.
by Sam Raimi's Car
Aug 5th, 2006
09:46:58 PM
Remember what futurama has taught us. . .
by skydog
Aug 6th, 2006
01:12:59 AM
really, skydog?
by tango fett
Aug 6th, 2006
09:09:06 AM
What a positive Talkback!
by chrth
Aug 6th, 2006
09:53:53 AM
Of course I will return!
by Morbo
Aug 6th, 2006
10:30:12 AM
on the commentary on season 1
by emeraldboy
Aug 6th, 2006
01:23:00 PM
"Balls throughly licked by Earth."
by SID 8.0
Aug 6th, 2006
01:29:42 PM
on the commentary on season 1
by emeraldboy
Aug 6th, 2006
01:31:10 PM
Fry:I've finally found what I need to be happy in life!
by JediWuddayaknow
Aug 6th, 2006
01:37:03 PM
emeraldboy what channel are you watching?
by SimonOrangefish
Aug 6th, 2006
02:38:27 PM
I'm as excited as a greensnake in a sugarcane field!
by raw_bean
Aug 7th, 2006
06:46:37 AM
This concept of "wuv"
by BizarroJerry
Aug 7th, 2006
09:01:19 AM
The DVD commentaries...
by BizarroJerry
Aug 7th, 2006
09:04:05 AM
One more post...
by BizarroJerry
Aug 7th, 2006
09:05:49 AM
It's not the state of TV, it's just that Fox sucks
by MrBoinfoint
Aug 7th, 2006
10:12:14 AM
MrBoinfoint
by SID 8.0
Aug 7th, 2006
11:35:22 AM
Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
by Damitol
Aug 7th, 2006
01:48:09 PM
Puny Human number 1, Puny Human number 2...
by Teamwak
Aug 7th, 2006
02:08:41 PM
The wisdom of Fry.
by Teamwak
Aug 7th, 2006
02:19:17 PM
The wisdom of Zapp
by Teamwak
Aug 7th, 2006
02:36:03 PM
"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"
by Teamwak
Aug 7th, 2006
03:09:46 PM
Quote
by Evil Lincoln
Aug 7th, 2006
04:45:35 PM
But, MrBoinfoint...
by BizarroJerry
Aug 8th, 2006
10:27:17 PM
Nice formatting
by CTU Mole
Jan 22nd, 2007
10:55:44 PM
Fark gotta eat
by c4andmore
Jan 22nd, 2007
10:56:08 PM
I MISS
by brokenheadstuff
Jan 25th, 2007
03:36:59 PM
It's derivative!
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 30th, 2007
01:20:24 PM
All Glory To The Hypno Toad
by sky14kemea
Dec 8th, 2007
06:09:00 PM
Its Funny...
by sky14kemea
Dec 8th, 2007
06:14:52 PM

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