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Quint thanks the Baby Jesus, the Jewish God, Allah and Tom Cruise for RICKY BOBBY!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm typing up two reviews for you folks today... for two completely different movies. The first up is TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, after which I will dive into a review of the flick I saw tonight: Oliver Stone's WORLD TRADE CENTER.
A little set up for Ricky Bobby... The screening was held a theater called Westgate quite close to where I live in South Austin. It wasn't very chaotic to get in, although there were quite a few people who turned up for the free screening. I ended up sitting in the row in front of the bottom row of the stadium seating part and had two empty seats next to me. I knew they were going to fill up before the film rolled, but I didn't quite expect to see what sat down next to me.
Now, I'm not one to demean people for their lifestyles, but one of the reasons why I was excited to see TALLADEGA NIGHTS was I love any chance to make fun of rednecks. Not southerners. Southerners and hillbillies aren't the same thing and I don't think that if you have an accent you are a hick. Hell, I live in Texas... granted, Austin isn't like the rest of Texas, but I've been all around the South, from Texas to Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, the Virginias... and I've met some really nice people in all these places, people that defy the stereotype of the ignorant hillbilly. And then I've met many who lived up to that stereotype.
That stereotype and his wife sat down next to me at this screening. First off, the smell of Marlboros was so pungent and thick that I had trouble breathing. It was like Pigpen's dirt cloud that follows him everywhere, except it just radiated off this couple. The wife was blonde and overweight. Not super fat, but definitely looked like she could have been a looker in high school and then just let go. Her husband was bigger than she and was sporting the most awesomely cared for mullets I've probably ever seen in person. It was real short on the sides and in the front, but the back went down, rippled like he used a curling iron before going out, ending at about his mid-shoulders.
The pre-movie conversation that I overheard from Mr. Mullet was all about the first time he drank a Shiner Boch. His story didn't really have any details to it... like where he was when it happened or why it was special, just that he liked to drink Shiner Boch and he remembered the first time well.
I was genuinely worried the movie couldn't be as entertaining as this couple was.
Luckily for me two things happened fairly quickly. First, the film starts out just as funny as I was hoping it was going to be and secondly there came a moment maybe 25 minutes into the movie that made me smile and made the couple sitting next to me walk out of the film.
There's a sequence early on in the story where Ricky Bobby is at the top of his game. He's celebrating at a bar with his friends when all of a sudden the juke box stops playing rock-a-billy and starts playing Jazz. The rednecks don't understand it. What is that noise? Is something dying? This is our introduction to Sacha Baron Cohen's Jean Girard, a French driver who has come to America to challenge the best Nascar driver we have to offer: Ricky Bobby. I smiled here because I've recently become initiated into the cult of Cohen thanks to a 6 or so minute clip of his next film, BORAT, that screened at Comic-Con and just about killed me inside I was laughing so hard.
I also smiled because in this introductory sequence we find out Jean Girard is married... to a man named Gregory (Andy Richter). The scene ends with Cohen and Richter kissing... Not a soulful tongue wrestle of a kiss, but a funny lips-pressed-together-in-a-really-hard-and-uncomfortable-way type kiss. This was too much for our Marlboro smoking and Shiner drinking mulleted friends and they stood right up and left.
To be perfectly fair, I don't know if our friends specifically left because of the gay stuff... It could have been seeing the film wasn't a drama dedicated to the majesty and wonderment of the greatest gift God gave the workin' man: NASCAR... and the gay stuff. I don't know, but I could breath again, so I don't really care why they left.
On the whole, the movie didn't let me down. There wasn't a point in the film or a character that didn't work for me. I personally prefer ANCHORMAN to this flick. ANCHORMAN had me laughing harder, but TALLADEGA NIGHTS had me laughing pretty constantly, too. It might just boil down to a quotability factor... however, it's only been 2 days and already my friends are saying "Shake and Bake" while punching fists, so after a few repeat viewings who knows?
Will Ferrell is as good as he ever was in the flick and once again shoulders the main character with ease. The standouts in the film for me, though, were Gary Cole (who is always wonderful) as Ricky Bobby's absentee daddy, Cohen as a surprisingly multi-layered French villain and Houston Tumlin and Grayson Russell who play Ricky Bobby's kids, Walker and Texas Ranger. The kids have a great, foul-mouthed escapade in the first half of the film that only gets better in the second half when they completely change gears. And I mistook Grayson for Trevor Heins from WONDER SHOWZEN... I don't know what that means, but since I think Trevor is the coolest kid ever I guess that's a good thing.
Much like ANCHORMAN, Ferrell is surrounded by talented people that bring the funny. Michael Clarke Duncan has one scene in a hospital that would be a show-stealer in any other movie (he also has one of the best gag-reel moments during the end credits). John C. Reilly is just the man. He rocks hard in the flick, playing Ricky Bobby's best friend. Jane Lynch (from ANCHORMAN) is great as Ricky's momma and her interaction with her grandchildren are classic moments. Amy Adams is hot. David Koechner is kind of wasted here... I wonder if he has a bigger role that ended up on the editing room floor. As it is in the flick he has only a few lines of dialogue, but his character isn't really a cameo type appearance, you know?
My tastes on redneck comedies is this: I love RUN, RONNIE, RUN. I hate JOE DIRT. So, now ya' know.
TALLADEGA NIGHTS is a really funny movie. I wasn't disappointed. And now I have a good hillbilly story. Thanks Adam McKay!
-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com
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Bitches !!
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Jews are the enemy!! The Jews run Hollywood !!! The Jews are cheap !!! The jews use their jew power to take over your mind !!! The Jews Killed Jesus !!! These are all the words of Mel... The cop that pulled him over recoreded this message..
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we are not the fond of him either...
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...I've always thought that. I'm glad the rest of the world now knows. I say they should finally take back that Oscar of his and give it to Mike Figgis, who was robbed of even a nomination that year.
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this will fail at the box office
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so he said something when hes drunk, unless u losers sitting in ur basement all day never got drunk, you know what people say when they're drunk, even ur close friends say stuff you don't expect. Hes a great actor and director. mel foh life bitches
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Talk about living vicariously! (btw MV is pretty fucking underrated for people who haven't seen it yet) And because of this review this film has my money. Anything that deconstructs, lampoons, or just flat out insults rednecks has to be doing something right. Let's hope the next Grand Theft Auto game takes place in Alabama.
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deal with it
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Well, dammit, now I have to see this movie. It's the Andy Richter rule. I even watched Quintuplets for him.
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I've travelled all over America and I can say that The South certainly doesn't have the market cornered on Rednecks. There seems to be just as many residents of Bumblefuck, USA in my home state of MN as there are in TX or elsewhere.
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never stops being funny.
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those were nazi white supremists. rednecks fuck cows, nazi white supremists fuck each other.
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Aug 03, 2006 2:30:26 AM CDT
HAHAHA Holodigm, let's call it a variation of the mold
by industrykiller
but well said
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I miss you man.
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Is it true that Israel attacked Lebanon because they were hosting a Mel Gibson movie convention?
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Aug 03, 2006 2:51:23 AM CDT
Adam Sandler Needs To Write A New Mel Gibson Song...
by hell's cigarette
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Aug 03, 2006 2:52:58 AM CDT
Mel Is Now Living That Berreta In Mouth Scene From LW1.
by hell's cigarette
That is what is lost in all this...the guy is suicidal.
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HaHa HC! Right now he's probably watching 3 stooges, dislocating his arm to escape from a restraining jacket, and beating Joe Pesci. Who knew that Mel wasn't acting when he played the role?
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Other "sports" that aren't really sports: GOLF. Bowling. Curling. A good portion of Olympic events. Skeet shooting??? lol.
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Especially on the topic of Mel.
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I just love how everyone can get on the band wagon of self righteousness, and most people thought Crash was going to save the world. What's to say, the guy got drunk and said something over a billion people already think. You just know Apocalypto is going to be huge in Muslim areas.
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Yeah, they sure are funny when they talk about their silly, dumb lives which aren't up to the level of OURS! Yeah, yeah, we're all so liberal that we don't judge whole communities because they've been deprived of education by our liberal education establishment, I mean, damn, they're WHITE! Of COURSE we can make fun of 'em--we'rel iberals! Now if some white guy made fun of black people who talked funny and ignorint an' stuff, they'd be racists, but of course rednecks (love the reference to people working their butts off in the sun, man, it's funny how stupid people have to make a living LOL)are just so damn stupid and white, so we can reveal our liberal hypocrisy, like, you know, about how we care for people and prize diversity, because we only mean skin color, and if some black guy talks all funny and stuff well that Ebonics and that's its own special patois, you know? But like dumb white peolpe cliches? Those are ok to laugh at because I mean, they're POOR, and so it's ok, right? Course all non-white poor are noble, Grapes of Wrath pure of soul folks who've been kept down by, uh, the rednecks, yeah, certainly not the Democrats who fought Reconstruction, so yeah, it's them damn Rednecks who have no power, THEY are the ones who hate people for their ethnic stereotypical reasons, yeah, and they don't read The New Yorker. So we should see this movie because, like, you know, Rednecks are OK to mock, just because, well, they're Rednecks. Yeah, hold on, I have to now talk about how there are "white niggahs" so I can still look all liberal. Cuz liberals like all people and they don't have racism and stuff, so it makes it ok for them to make fun of people of a certain color, uh, because. I have to go read my comic books and watch scifi TV shows and talk about how hot some actress is, which is unlike what some Redneck does for fun, so bye!
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Cuz unlike those Rednecks, people who worship that god never like plow airplanes into buildings or chop women's heads off. Naw, only those evil Chrisitans we bashed nonstop because of like Jerry Falwell do that, and we have to be sensitive to those people whose basis of religion (whatever their spin) is to force people to serve their sky god or die. Hadith Malik 511:1588 The last statement that Muhammad made was: "O Lord, perish the Jews and Christians. They made churches of the graves of their prophets. There shall be no two faiths in Arabia.
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I'm biting my tongue so hard it's bleeding.
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It's just that when he fucks up, the world knows about it. I'm not defending the guy, racism is bad in any way shape or form. Oh and can I court controversy by saying, Anchorman just isn't that funny, amusing yes, but not that funny.
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I have lived all over Texas. I hate country music and don't like NASCAR.
I enjoy a little good natured ribbing of our hardcore pick-up driving, Wrangler wearing, Copenhagen dipping bretheren here in Texas.
Austin snobs on the other hand make me want to vomit. The psuedo-hippie, liberal claptrap that flows out of Austin is equally as annoying as the prattling of the far right. Idealistic Left-wing fools. They all take themselves far too seriously, and constantly take this condesceding tome when talking to people from outside Austin, and are either downright hostile and derogatory or apologetic about the rest of Texas and Texans. Of all the Harry Rantings and other crap on this site, I find this Austin snobbery and endless "ooohhhh Austin is so cool and neat and everyone is sooo smart and progressive here" tedious and depressing...and after living and working in numerous Texas cities including Austin.....I find it completely inexplicable.
Gonna go watch the Daily Show....clear my mind
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Well this might just be the right movie to finally see what all the fuss is over Will Ferrell but I have to admit I'll probably go more because the comedy genius Sacha Baren Cohen is in it and mullets are funny!
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They just drive round a big oval. I don't get it.
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Quint's not only fat and a hypocrite, but also doesn't know shit about fashion either: since Miami Vice, the mullet's back in a big fuckin' way!
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if you write a long rant on how it's terrible injustice that people make fun of rednecks.
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A place were all the citizens think they're better than the rest fo their state. Hell in Wisconsin we have one. Its called Madison. California has San Fran. I mean its not too hard to spot these cities. It's where all the hippies live.
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Sure, there are a lot of Jews in Hollywood and one would assume that his statements would doom his career. But two things teh Jooos love is being placated and raking in money, and as long as Mel does both he'll stay gold.
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just kidding....Here is the link to my review for Talladega Nights...You all need to go see it tomorrow!!!
http://www.movietack.net/r982-talladega-nights-the-ballad-of-ricky-bobby-movie-review.html -
...north of england that is, but are rednecks like those people in deliverance that make you squeal like pig? the only other redneck reference I can think of is stone cold steve austin but they don't seem like the same thing; could someone clarify the U.S. definition on this?
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Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You can grab him by his horns
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From wikipedia, for non-American readers: "Redneck", like the word "n****r", has two general uses: firstly, as a pejorative for outsiders, and secondly as a term used by members within that group. To outsiders, generally, it is a term for those of Southern or Appalachian rural poor backgrounds, or more loosely, rural poor to working-class persons of rural extraction. (Appalachia also includes large parts of Pennsylvania, New York and other states) Within that group, however, it is used to describe the more downscale members. Rednecks span from the poor to the working class.
Usage of the term "Redneck" differs from Hick and Hillbilly, because Rednecks reject or resist assimilation to the dominant culture, while Hicks and Hillbillies are isolated from the dominant culture. In this way, the Redneck is similar to the Cracker.
Generally, there is a continuum from redneck (a derisive term) to the country person; however, there are differences. Rednecks typically are more libertine, especially in their personal lives, than their country brethren who tend towards social conservatism. Also, the lowest class rednecks, especially, have a penchant for the obscene or outrageous.
In contrast to country people, they tend not to attend church, or do so infrequently. They also tend to use alcohol and gamble more than their church going neighbors. Further, "politically apathetic" better describes this group. The younger ones generally don't vote. If they do vote, while they tend towards populism and the Democratic party, they are less homogenous than the country people and other Southern whites. Many Southern celebrities like Jeff Foxworthy and the late Jerry Clower embrace the redneck label. It is used both as a term of pride and as a derogatory epithet; sometimes to paint country people and/or their lifestyle as being low class. -
probably have the same general background Quint does, and I didn't even consider the fact that Talladega Nights "makes fun of rednecks". I really hate people like Quint who think they are too cool for school.
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"Will Ferrell is as good as he ever was in the flick..." Well, that tears it, I won't be coming within 1000 yards of it. Plus, somebody should be punished for that fucking title.
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Sadly, the writer won't understand why.
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first of all regarding Mel, hey it's funny to rag on him, I understand but make sure you're post is funny, most of them here haven't been funny. Yeah he got drunk and said some stuff, we've all done that, I remember being at this party and this hot chick, first of all she stole my bottle of Cap'n Morgan, got drunk and was shouting about "bitches and spics"...in front of her cuban roommate. I laughed at her, but I also knew it was something she wouldn't normally say. I've done things drunk that I'm not proud of, fought, said things, hit of fat chicks...usually because when you're drunk your inhabitions are done and you just don't care. It doesn't excuse it but it does make it somewhat understandable//second, how funny is it that Wikipedia actually has a section dedicated to rednecks, that's hilarious, I love it. I live in Kansas and yes we do have rednecks here, people who...ok I was at a Quizno's and this guy was complaining that to get extra cheese on his sandwhich was going to cost him extra...rednecks are just ignorant white people...not ignorant as in they just don't know but like common sense ignorant and the wikipedia entry is right about they usually smoke or dip, don't go to church, etc. We're not talking Al Bundy here, we're talking just plain out stupid idiots//Someone said that every state has a city like Austin that is just too cool for anyone else, mark Lawerence down for Kansas and probably Boulder for CO, Omaha for Nebraska//Ricky Bobby looks very funny but is anyone else getting sick of Ferrell's constant pimping of this movie, I mean I don't know maybe it's Ferrell's subtle way of making fun of NASCAR but it's getting crazy, doing interviews for Stuff Magazine (or was it Maxim) as Ricky Bobby was funny, showing up on Leno in his racing uniform was pushing it, his contasnt pimping for Sprint cellphones and stuff is getting crazy and tiring...ok I'm done
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I was all prepared to see this until Quint said that he laughed harder at Anchorman. Im a huge Will Ferrell fan and ill admit that movie was an overrated piece of dung. Check this out for an entertaining politically incorrect movie, game, and music review site.
http://tinyurl.com/pv8do -
I had a redneck once but it soon faded with a little aloe vera!
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Everyone is Racist! Too bad black folks can still make honkey and your so white jokes on TV and get away with it. I blame the Jews. My uncle skip was black, God rest his soul, but I don't belive in god. So well... fuck it man. We are all racist.. Plain and simple! Oh your Racism might not be directed at color or a religion or sexual preference, but you do hate a group or defined term, and you don't respect or like the people who fall into that category. Just like Quint over here hates mullets heads with fat white wifes who reek of lung candy and can tell good stories involving a beverage. There are people here who hate the dumb or other folks who prefer a certain style of music or film. Because it isn't your thing. The
PC shit needs to stop. We'd do the world one better to just wear the truth on our shirts, or maybe our forehead!
The thing that gets me. Say a White on Black joke in the chatroom on this site and watch out brother. Cause Lenny Bruce ain't saving your ass and your getting kicked/banned, yet read some of these AICN reviews and the banter in the talkbacks. Hypocrites!
The whole world is racist man.... And Mel got caught not holding back. Oh well reality triumphs once again. -
Well said Sentient. Personally I can't stand people from Luxembourgh. There - I've said it! They make me physically sick when ever I see one in the street with those beady Luxembourger eyes and the way they act so superior. Why should they come over here and take our women and jobs.
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Never let it be said that the commentariat can't take a shitty review and make it worse.
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What I want to know is why does a "I remember the first time I had this brand of beer" story need anything other than those words said.
I'd rather hear "Yeah I remember the first time I had me some rolling rock"
Rather than something along the lines of. "I remember the first time I drank my first Rolling Rock. The year was 1996. I just ran over my neighbors loud mouthed dog. Anyways there I was hanging out at a local gay bar. I just finished blowing 3 guys in the mens room. So I'm sitting at the bar, wiping the cum off my new black leather assless cowboy chaps, and I thought what the hell right. So I order myself a rolling rock. As soon as that green bottle of joy touched my lips and flowed into my mouth. I started thinking to myself- yeah now this is the kind of beer that could free a man. I been a Rolling Rock fan ever since baby!"
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hate the elitist UT students more than any other group around here. Everyone who goes to UT thinks they are God's gift to earth. I have no problem with school pride...etc. but many UT alums and current students really think the World owes them something for graduating from there. In other news most fans of Nascar are considered "Rednecks" because they like Nascar. Its the chicken or egg dillema...Which came first Nascar fans or rednecks?
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I can almost understand Adam Sandler, but this guy really leaves me puzzled.
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You know, the SNL skits where he'd just start cussing at his kids for either playing baseball poorly, or "screwing up" singing Happy Birthday to their grandmother over the phone.
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Bock is a kind of beer. Boch is like a last name or something. Just so you don't look like an ass when you tell your hillbilly story next time.
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I informed a man that US wasnt the only country in Vietnam (Australia), pulled the smoke detector from the roof of my hotel so I could smoke, threw up. Woke up with a HUGE stinking hangover, then drove to San Jacento (sp) to visit the Battleship Texas, had to pullover because the stink from the oil refinarys made me heave again, crushed a penny in a machine so its says Battlesip Texas, and finally played with the anti-aircraft gun on the deck raising it with its little wheel only to get soaked as it had been raining and the barrel was full of water. Great trip, lol
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...how to spell Shiner Bock?
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asshole emo kids, basically any assholes. Anyone with half a brain knows your mocking SOME of that group and not all of them. i'm suprised people get so defensive.
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is say that he got drunk on Jagermeister.
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Is this a trend? The AICN Austin crew strives to display their ignorance whenever possible.
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I love NASCAR.
I live in Ohio.
I am half Cherokee half White Devil
I am not a Redneck, Hillbilly, Hick, or Hilljack. I am a Marine veteran of Desert Storm a college graduate, artist and graphic designer.
I don't believe in god.
I didn't vote for Bush and I don't own a gun.
I am not going to defend NASCAR you either like it or you don't.
I hate Basketball and Soccer.
Yes, a large percentage of the ever growing fan base of NASCAR is comprised of stereotypical Rednecks. SO WHAT. I have also met fans from all walks of life and tax brackets most of whom, despite that glaring character flaw they are good people. NASCAR is or was a South Eastern sport. That delightful corner of the map has some of the poorest and least educated communities in the US. I wouldn't expect you fancy big city types to understand or give a shit about the folks that struggle to make a living in the land that the government raped and left for dead. You shake your fingers at how the Gov. left the poor in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina but it pales in comparison to what occured to the strip mining communities of TN, PA, KY, and WV for years.
Am I correct in assuming that it isn't so much about the sport at all but it's fans. You're Classist. I find it odd that you wouldn't bother to piss on an Poverty Stricken American NASCAR fan if they were on fire. but will go out of your way to send your hard earned coffee money to little Neela in some far off land. Had any of you people left the comfy confines of your jizz soaked desk you would know that we have just as much desolation and poverty right here in the good O'l US of A. Entire communities of hard working people that are ignored by the government both right and left.
So I can assume that you find all athletes and fans of Football, Basketball, Soccer and Baseball of quality stock and class worthy of your standards?
How is the beer swilling, nacho chomping,face painted, wig wearing, towel twirling, merch whore Steelers fan is a better human being than the same level Nascar fan?
The NFL coach who has a degree in sports education or the NASCAR crew chief that has an engineering degree?
The top paid wide receiver how reads at an fifth grade level who says he was misquoted in his autobiography or the NASCAR driver who built Victorie Junction, a complex to provide a camp for teminally ill kids complete with a staffed hospital?
Which is more to your cultured liking, the NBA star with several illigitimate children who takes swings at his fans, or the NASCAR driver family man who in a 39 week season still greets fans signs autographs for free?
Where would you rather be, in the middle of a riot set off by a Football game that destroys several city blocks and injures hundreds, or downtown Mayberry after Dale Earnhardt Jr. wins a race?
So, you don't enjoy watching cars go fast and turn left, I and many other people do. Does this make NASCAR fans less as humans, no. But it makes you an asshole for think it does.
Boogity Boogity
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It's pretty much a hallmark of the new left to preach University 101 crap about racism, the working class and the evils of capitalism out of one side of their mouths while fervently ridiculing working class whites out of the other.
The thinking left is a thing of the past, or at least so stifled by the pseudo-intellectual populist left as to be completely irrelevant. It's a shame really, since this whole red-state/blue-state nonsense really only profits the plutocracy that is embedded in both American political parties.
But yes, we've all heard about enough from these pretentious twits and neo-progressives with their shallow scholarship and desperation to impress each other as cosmopolitan and erudite. In reality they are exactly the same reflexively intolerant personalities they rail against.
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Non-Athletic-Sport-Centered-Around-Rednecks : )
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..because they realised it was Will Ferrell and then to make it worse that other unfunny guy (Sacha Baron Cohen) was in it!! I've never seen a funny Will Ferrell movie and Ali G (cue obligatory AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE) is just not satirically funny. When you consider the satirical comedy world has the likes of Armando Iannucci and Christopher Morris then Ali G is 3rd rate at best. By the way Quint I hope those people don't read AICN because I'm pretty sure they'd know it was them you were talking about and I think they be pretty upset, if you haven't got the spine to say it to there faces then don't use your online anonimity to make fun of them...I'm pretty sure it would be funny to see you get smacked in the mouth!
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Gotta agree with "ten ran"... maybe they walked out because Ali G bored them to death... this comic has it
about right:
http://gurfigan.blogspot.com/2006/08/talladega-nights.html
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