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Jessica Biel proclaims I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY to Sandler and James!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Looks like geek pinup girl Jessica Biel has nabbed a role in Adam Sandler's next comedy I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY in which Sandler's character is a fireman who poses as part of a gay couple (his significant other is Kevin James) in order to take advantage of his department's domestic-partner benefits. Apparently Biel will play a hot lady who represents James and Sandler in their case. Of course, Sandler falls for her, putting his gay image in jeopardy.
I know I'll get reamed for this in talkback, but I'm actually quite a fan of Sandler's team-ups with Drew Barrymore. Biel is hot, so check on that front. Let's hope her and Sandler have a good amount of chemistry, at least enough to match what he and Barrymore have. Add on to all that a script by ELECTION and SIDEWAYS screenwriters Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor, I'm pulling for this one to be really fun.
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Has a fantastic body
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I'll see it 'cause of Payne and Taylor. I like what they do -- although I wonder what their purpose in writing it was. I had the opportunity to talk with Alexander Payne a couple years ago, and he mentioned that he and Jim Taylor saw the Jurassic Park III script as just a job. Since he's directed practically everything else he's written with Taylor, I'm curious if they approached this project the same way.
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With Kevin James in this, however, I am a little interested.
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I agree, Quint. I normally can't stomach either Adam Sandler or Drew Barrymore, but together, they're slightly more palatable. I don't know much about Jessica Biel to say one way or the other - I never watched "7th Heaven," and God knows I've never seen "Summer Catch." Is she worthwhile?
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tru dat
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but this sounds cool as hell with a Payne/Taylor script. Put me down for $10 opening weekend.
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It won't be a standard Sandler flick, like I was expecting at the beginning of the article, which will be nice. I'd wish for something with class like PunchDrunk Love, but this is about two firemen pretending to be gay, so Nix to that...
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Because Kevin James performance in the straight to DVD movie "Grilled" puts him miles ahead of that hack!
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I don't think Hoges or Caton was a firefighter, although I never saw the film, so does anyone know? I daresay I won't see this version either, as it's exactly the same film (with Sandler, so even less chance). The question still gnaws at me though.
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The fact that Payne and Taylor are scripting makes this must-see already, just don't add poo and fart jokes to their script please!!
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Oh what? Not doing that here? Sorry I missed the memo. Jessica Beil was that 7th heaven chick right? I heard she was going to do some movies.....
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Sure he has had a few misses, but he still brings the funny. It is also cool to see him poke fun at the sillyness which is domestic partnerships.
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he needs more roles. give him more roles please.
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Seriously. They may as well get that chick who impersonates her on SNL to play every single role Drew decides to take from now on. I've seen Kleenex boxes with better range. Biel's got more ass than a donkey show, but I'm sure this will be yet another Hit-Me-In-The-Balls-With-Something-Because-I'm-Adam-Sandler "movie". I pass.
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Why does he insists that his characters have superhuman strength in every one of his movies? If I wasn't such an insecure little jewboy, I would say that he is one too.
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Of course, I'm probably the only person who watches the show ...
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I would love to spend some time with her. Seems like a classy young lady.
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So I'll just have to do a bit of digging. Or ask Latauro over in AICN-D. There's one thing in this film's favour though - it couldn't be any WORSE than the stuff it's swiped from! Oh and I meant STRANGE bedfellows. Oops.
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reaches the point in her career where her name is on the one-sheet, them boobies is gonna be locked up. (Rare exceptions being things like Meryl Streep's middle-aged rack in Adaptation or Halle Berry in Swordfish.)
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A bitchy glamourpuss who lives for being in every issue of Us Weekly. People hated the TCM Remake, but I think Jess did a great job, She was believable, and pulled off the scream queen stuff well. She also has a fantastic healthy looking body, and seems to be game to make action movies.
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HOW LAME CAN SANDLER GET!?!??!?!DREW PRETENDED TO BE GAY AND MARRIED TO OSWALD FOR THE COMPANY BENEFITS. AND IN ANOTHER EPISODE HE PRETENDED TO MARRY MR WICK FOR WICK'S CITIZENSHIP.
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It's called "Three to Tango" and stars Matthew Perry. Besides, Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since...well, never.
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Which means there are plenty of idiots out there ready to shell out green for his movies. So don't expect to see any slowdown from Sandler's Shlock Factory
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All I remember is 50 First Dates. Am I blocking something out of my mind here?
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Said this was the funniest script he'd ever read and wanted to do it so badly, but instead Dennis "Saving Silverman" Dugan is directing. Oh well.
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How many dicks got her into movies?
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Johnny Storm bitch is one lucky bastard!
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http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=7262
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Its a good script and this will be a very funny movie hopefully.
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He said "Fucking Jews" and that they are responsible for the wars in the world.....
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I'm so there. Sandler's bulldogs are really much funnier than he is.
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They also did "The Wedding Singer". Maybe something else, but that's the one I remembered.
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That's interesting news. Completely new to me.....
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I'm no big fan of her work (though I think she's good in some stuff I've seen), but after watching some show about her screwed-up childhood, I like to see her being successful and not some washed-up trainwreck of a kid star.
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That is all.
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You know legal homosexual marriage for the whole USA isn't far off, and with that I can see even more movies like this being made. The next one will have two straight guys who go to Vegas, gets blitzed over a night of drinking and end up getting married, thus the hilarity ensues and by the end we will all learn a thing about tolerence; costaring, oh let's say, ANT and Ellen.
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Yeah Ray, I've seen London. I actually watched it with my girlfriend, and I try to re-duplicate that first scene in the bathroom with my her as much as possible. I actually tell her to "do the thing from London, baby!" There's actually a Spanish chick that I work with that looks like a dead ringer for Jessica Biel, except with red hair and Latin features. All day at work, I just sit back and think "I wonder if you swallow?" Maybe one day, I'll invite her out, get her really drunk, and find out. sorry for this long ass rant, but if you haven't seen the movie 'London', it's a pretty entertaining rental, and you can see Jason 'the Transporter' Statham with a full head of hair!
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what's funnier than belittling gays who want to marry? anyone? anyone? how about that fat guy who isn't funny, now couple him with that retard from the remote control movie... yeah... smells like money, stupid, mentally challenged money...
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Seven-of-Nine is a science-fiction-geek Babe. Ms. Biel is an action-adventure-geek Babe.
I was really 'meh' about her until I saw her flexing & doing that gung-fu, combat-archery thang in Blade:Trinity. Now, I'll stipulate that B:T basically Hoovered (hummed, sucked & blew - all at once [c/tm - see me about fees.] But any girl-next-door that has the self-dicipline to turn herself into a SoCal hardbody, and shows that she's not afraid to get hot & sweaty, definitely has my attention. As for her acting chops, at least she CAN play different characters, rather than simply be Celebrity-Face-With-A-Different-Name-For-Two-Hours. So, yeah, I'll give this one a shot, especially if there's a scene involving Ms. Biel & a hose. -
I want to beat it to Biel, but the movie is wall to wall mo's.
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