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Win One Of Four BRISCO COUNTY, JR. DVD Sets!!

Published at:  Jul 24, 2006 10:00:35 PM CDT



THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED!!!




Entries will now be read; winners will be notified via e-mail!







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href="mailto:merrick@aintitcool.com">Merrick here...






AICN is happy to be giving away four (4) copies of the brand new ADVENTURES OF BRISCO COUNTY JR. DVD boxed set, which hit stores last week.



This is an 8 disc set featuring the entire 27 episode run of the series.



It's a nice package loaded with tons of cool extras, including audio commentaries, and featurettes like "A BRISCO COUNTY Writers Room" (with writers and producers from the show) & "Brisco's Book of Coming Things".



Set in the Old West, the series starred the mighty Bruce Campbell as Brisco County, Jr. - son of a famous lawman (R. Lee Ermey) - who sets out to catch the gang who killed his father. All kinds of weird stuff happens along the way: strange and fanciful adventures evoking a sense of X-FILES, THE WILD, WILD WEST, and various other genre faves.



The show was created by Jeffrey Boam (INDIAN JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, THE LOST BOYS) and Carlton Cuse (LOST), sported episodes directed by Kim Manners and Rob Bowman (both veterans of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION and THE X-FILES),
and featured a theme by Randy Edelman that you'll very likely recognize.






HOW DO YOU WIN?



1) Create your own story using BRISCO COUNTY characters. Your story must involve at least one (1) AICN personality: Harry, Moriarty, Merrick, Quint, Massawyrm, Capone, Hercules...ANYONE WHO WRITES REGULARLY FOR THE SITE IS FAIR GAME. Love us. Hate us. Use us. Abuse us. We can be heroes, villains, objects of your affection or targets for your disdain. Think out of the box & have fun!



2) Tell your story as concisely as possible...



3) Send us your story via the e-mail link provided below. Title your e-mail "BRISCO CONTEST"...be sure you're sending from an e-mail address that you check often and is reliably active. We won't chase you down.



AICN staff will judge winners by their cleverness and creativity. We will notify you via e-mail.



CONTEST DEADLINE is Sunday July 30 at 11:59 P.M. Central Standard Time, USA





PLEASE NOTE:



You'll get a lotta extra love for being clear and concise here -- SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! LENGTH IS NOT REQUIRED & WILL NOT NECESSARILY BE REWARDED! Seriously, try to keep it to a few paragraphs if at all possible.






href="mailto:merrick@aintitcool.com">SEND YOUR CONTEST ENTRIES HERE!!!






Good luck! And, again, have fun!











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    Readers Talkback

  • Jul 24, 2006 10:11:40 PM CDT

    cool

    by buddickman

    i want one!!

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  • Jul 24, 2006 10:16:15 PM CDT

    second

    by nef

  • Jul 24, 2006 10:17:25 PM CDT

    If only I actually could remember the show...

    by jollysleeve

    Kind of hard to write a short story involving the Brisco world when you have almost no memories of the characters or the general story arc. Oh, woe is me.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 10:23:49 PM CDT

    Too Bad

    by incompetentninja

    This was a good show that died a prematurely. I think Fox cancelled it so they could fill the timeslot with Sliders or World's Wildest Police Chases. I hate you, Rupert Murdoch.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 10:32:19 PM CDT

    BrokeBrisco Mountain

    by jubba

    Starring Harry and Bruce Campbell. Coming soon.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 10:32:24 PM CDT

    Does Vern count as a regular writer

    by ye not guilty

    He doesn't have the much-coveted black talkback box, but he's just a-beggin' for the ol' Brisco County, Jr. treatment.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 10:34:09 PM CDT

    Ye Not Guilty

    by joseph merrick

  • Jul 24, 2006 10:35:28 PM CDT

    Do we get extra credit for working in a 'dirty sanchez'

    by doctor_sin

    'Cos I got ideas.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:10:17 PM CDT

    Brilliant. Just write a bunch of bullshit

    by moondoggy2u

    And I get a free pack of coasters. My story will be entitled,"Harry Knowles and Superman Returns or How I learned to stop critiquing and love the bomb." Oh, and starring Bruce Campbell. Now when do I get my coasters?

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:11:12 PM CDT

    Brisco County Jr says "Fuck the hearing impaired."

    by scrivener

    I picked up the box set this week as happy as a ferret with a sock, but I tried to watch it I discovered they had subtitles for just about every language EXCEPT english. Oh great, so I have to fucking learn French or Spanish to watch the show? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WARNER BROTHERS? JESUS CHRIST, are closed captions in ENGLISH just too much to ask?

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:17:48 PM CDT

    What about submitting entries from zfisk's blog?

    by mr nice gaius

    http://homewrecker-returns.blogspot.com/

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:28:24 PM CDT

    this would be a good idea..

    by seekshelter

    if it hasnt been like 10 years or whatever since the last time i saw it.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:43:49 PM CDT

    OMG, OMG, NO, NOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!!! NOOO!!!

    by shermdawg

    I gave up on Quint's Superman Returns contest because I overshot the script for the comic entry. There was no way I could do all of the art for it! Now I'm stuck with a fairly decent little story, and then you go and start a writing contest, but it's for Brico!!! >_< *sigh* lame.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:49:04 PM CDT

    Unlike the X-Files contest with the 10,000 word minimum

    by darthcorleone

    I stayed up all night to finish that X-Files contest. I of course did not win. I'd like to give this one a try, but I never watched Brisco County, so I'm not qualified to write a story, even if it could be a couple paragraphs. I just remember catching bits and pieces of it and thinking it could be a cool show.

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  • Jul 24, 2006 11:51:38 PM CDT

    Are these at blockbuster? Dang, I loved the show

    by george newman

    I am looking forward to purchasing the set, but if there's a slim chance i could win a free set, i'll try. But i need so refreshing.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 12:00:56 AM CDT

    YackBacker...

    by shermdawg

    Olsen's so gonna kick your ass for messin' with his girl!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 25, 2006 12:01:44 AM CDT

    darn...

    by usualsuspect678

    Merrick, I accidentally sent it to you from a bad e-mail, so I sent it again with "re-send" is paranthesis next to the subject. I hope this doesn't affect my chances.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 1:28:07 AM CDT

    TOO SOON!

    by col. klink

    I still remember how crappy this show was. They should have waited a few years to release it on DVD when everyone forgot.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 2:12:55 AM CDT

    "Try to keep it to a few paragraphs if possible."

    by shermdawg

    Uh, I've only finished about a third of the story, (which is more like a chapter than a full story) and I've already broke that rule. :/

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  • Jul 25, 2006 5:25:22 AM CDT

    Is it worth the effort?

    by scarranhalfbreed

  • Jul 25, 2006 5:34:38 AM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by docpazuzu

    Have you had a chance to partake of fisky-poo's update from last night? Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. He's finally gone boi-oi-oi-oi-oinnnnggg...

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  • Jul 25, 2006 6:18:39 AM CDT

    Blunt Force Trauma, bitches!

    by g'ster

    When you gonna learn? Fuck Brisco County DVDs! Sly is laying some blunt force trauma on your asses this December! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!

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  • Jul 25, 2006 7:42:25 AM CDT

    this contest sounds like too much work...

    by future help

    i guess it's made for the geeks that still live at home with their
    mom and don't have to work 6 days a week to get by.
    say, could you just mail me one of them Box sets? just because im such a huge fan of Bruce "Mysterio" Campbell?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 25, 2006 8:18:06 AM CDT

    Another AICN contest that's impossible to enter.

    by brokentusk

    Seriously, every contest I see on this site makes you jump through flaming hoops of fire to win the prize. Whether it's draw a masterpiece, write a story involving characters you may not know if you haven't watched the prize (but really want to), or (my favourite) get a freakin' tattoo, the contests are just near impossible to win unless you're artistically gifted, familiar with the prize (which is somewhat unfair), or outright CRAZY. Not to mention the fact that it seems like no one ever wins anything because it takes so long for the winners to be selected. Just speaking my mind, but I think a lot of people would agree with me.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 8:51:03 AM CDT

    "It was a dark and stormy night...

    by doctor_sin

    ...when Brisco found Harry's severed left nipple in a leather bag attached to his saddle while, off in the distance, a strange cackling was heard and Brisco realized Moriarty the Nippleman had struck again in the dead of night, causing him to recoil in abject fear and unutterable terror." The end. Send me my shit.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 9:16:33 AM CDT

    wow, it sucked on tv now it can suck forever!

    by butnugget

    really, Bruce is the man but this show sucked.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 9:43:55 AM CDT

    Doc Pazuzu

    by mr nice gaius

    Oh man, I read that last night and stared at it with a mixture of amusement and near terror. He either genuinely believes what he has written there or he is just doing it to get a rise out of us (because he knows we are aware of the blog). Either way, he's insane.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 9:51:35 AM CDT

    brisco!

    by vanfan

    i have a feeling this is going to be a very high selling dvd. or maybe i just had a brain fart

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  • Jul 25, 2006 10:09:29 AM CDT

    Wouldn't it be easier to just buy the set?

    by www.valiens.com

    Throw in "Jack of All Trades" and ya got a deal!

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  • Jul 25, 2006 10:12:37 AM CDT

    Bruce Campbell should play Brisco County Jnr...

    by edward_nygma

    ... oh wait....

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  • Jul 25, 2006 10:51:38 AM CDT

    This is not an entry

    by smilin'jack ruby

    Coming home late after Comic Con, Quint couldn

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  • Jul 25, 2006 11:17:43 AM CDT

    Length...

    by jollysleeve

    I like how they say: "SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! LENGTH IS NOT REQUIRED & WILL NOT NECESSARILY BE REWARDED!"........ And then in the next breath, they say, "Seriously, try to keep it to a few paragraphs if at all possible."...... So I guess they don't care how long the stories are. Just so long as they're short. It sounds like they basically want to expend as little energy/time as possible when judging these things. Fair enough, except for the fact that the requirements of the contest itself ask that the participants put in quite a bit of effort of their own........ BTW, entrants should also be aware--it doesn't matter which AICN staffer and which Brisco character are most heavily used in your story: Just so long as Moriarty and Comet are the main characters.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 11:31:27 AM CDT

    *sigh* I wish I had time to do this

    by quadrupletree

    I REALLY want to... Damn you 9-5 job!! (more like 9:30-8:30)

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  • Jul 25, 2006 11:42:11 AM CDT

    Problem with the box set...

    by g'ster

    is that it will have stains from Harry's barbecue sauce that's dribbled down his chin during one of his 50 hours DVD marathons.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 1:05:41 PM CDT

    Could I do a haiku?

    by big bad clone

    I was just kidding but now I really want to do this...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 25, 2006 1:40:34 PM CDT

    Can it involve Brokeback Mountain?

    by hate_speech

    That might make it funny and FUN!

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  • Jul 25, 2006 2:23:50 PM CDT

    "and this is why I, homewrecker,

    by brycemonkey

    to this day, is his most despised archnemesis and enemy" he has a high opinion of himself... I'm still annoyed he doesn't count me as one of DocP's alternate usernames. :-(

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 25, 2006 3:17:42 PM CDT

    Am I Missing Something? Because Last I Checked..

    by the ender

    ..This show sucked on some ass. Who the hell wants to see it again?

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  • Jul 25, 2006 3:36:01 PM CDT

    brycemonkey...

    by mr nice gaius

    It's only a matter of time.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 4:45:31 PM CDT

    2nd prize is....

    by milton waddams

    Two Brisco County, JR DVD sets

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  • Jul 25, 2006 5:05:33 PM CDT

    i am honored, i think.

    by mocky_puppet

    zfisk identified me as a docpazuzu made-up person! i kind of feel like i won an award. thank you! thank you! you're a crackerjack, mr zfisk!

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  • Jul 25, 2006 5:54:22 PM CDT

    format question: email story as text or attachment?

    by scienceman

    Merrick - which do you prefer? Submissions in the form of email text, or as a word attachment? Also, is your email address merrick@aintitcool.com or merrick@aintitcoolnews.com ? thanks... neat contest, looking forward to submitting my two bits

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  • Jul 25, 2006 6:45:37 PM CDT

    why does everyone want something for nothing??

    by seekshelter

    everyone in this talkback is getting a star next to their name for participation. lazy asses.... you have to admit... that macaroni figure a while back was pretty cool.

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  • Jul 25, 2006 8:39:18 PM CDT

    PAZUZU IS A NAME-CALLIING MASTER OF LIES

    by alonzo mosely

    Coming Summer 2007...

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  • Jul 26, 2006 11:11:01 PM CDT

    Cool Contest

    by evil chicken

    I Loved the show and I

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  • Jul 27, 2006 12:47:15 AM CDT

    jack of all trades

    by darkjedijaina

    it was released the same day as brsico. mmhm.

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  • Jul 31, 2006 1:36:23 AM CDT

    damn

    by beny

    I think my entry was 5 minutes too late :/

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  • Jul 31, 2006 8:42:29 AM CDT

    damn

    by shermdawg

    I didn't enter. I still got 1/3 of a nifty little yarn written. I never watched the show, so most of it was gonna be AICN references, I didn't bother finishing. Plus it would have been waaay too long. Y'all asked for a few paragraphs, I had at least ten in the part I finished. heh.

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  • Jul 31, 2006 10:14:01 AM CDT

    Got mine in on time.

    by engelhast

    I really hope I win but I am not the best writer in the world though.

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  • Jul 31, 2006 4:25:10 PM CDT

    I'm pretty pleased...

    by jollysleeve

    ...with my entry. 9 pages long. But now I have this overwhelming paranoia that my email never went through, since Outlook Express seemed to have crashed at the precise moment I clicked send. I can only hope the send folder, which does in fact list the email, is not lying.

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  • Jul 31, 2006 4:27:07 PM CDT

    Question:

    by jollysleeve

    Is this contest just going to disappear from our collective consiousness, or will we, the readers of AICN (and most importantly, the people who entered) get some kind of notification that the winners have been chosen. I need closure, darn it.

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  • Jul 31, 2006 9:34:23 PM CDT

    ooo

    by darkjedijaina

    yeah, i hope they feature the winning entries. i'd like to read them. i entered, but i'd never entered a contest of this sort before, so i've no idea if i did well or not. ha.

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  • Aug 01, 2006 11:39:44 AM CDT

    Hey, Whatchaknow!

    by evil chicken

    Thanks darkjedijaina. It's a good time to be a geek.

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  • Aug 01, 2006 1:30:29 PM CDT

    no problem!

    by darkjedijaina

    indeed, it is a good time to be a geek. especially a bruce campbell-loving geek. i'm anxiously awaiting more news on My Name Is Bruce. they're filming for it now. eeee.

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  • Aug 02, 2006 8:30:53 AM CDT

    It was fun

    by mrfan

    I had a good time entering this contest. I hope that they publish the four winning entries. That would be cool.

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  • Aug 06, 2006 2:49:15 AM CDT

    Anyone still keeping tabs on this?

    by agent blue

    Post the stories! Me want to read!

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  • Aug 06, 2006 4:18:34 AM CDT

    Indeed

    by bronsonbeliever

    I'd like to read 'em too.

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  • Aug 07, 2006 8:38:07 AM CDT

    Maybe Merrick is a slow reader?

    by engelhast

    Or they were all so good he is having a hard time picking the winners.

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  • Aug 10, 2006 12:26:03 PM CDT

    It's OK Merrick

    by biggles2_22

    If you want to watch 'em before you send them to me. That's fine.
    Love, Biggles

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  • Oct 11, 2006 4:34:09 PM CDT

    Did I win?

    by www.valiens.com

    Cuz it's still too expensive to buy.

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