I am – Hercules!!

The Doom Patrol, DC’s freakish “X-Men”-like comic-book super-team - which rivals even the Justice Society and the Justice League in its ability to make Herc’s heart swell two sizes too large - could be coming to the movie screens.

Warner Bros. has hired somebody named Adam Turner to pen a screenplay.

But who would manifest the perfect miniskirted Rita “Elasti-Girl” Farr? Should Michelle Monaghan, Natalie Portman or Anne Hathaway be hired to crush autos with red boots the size of submarines??

Read Variety’s story on this matter here.