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Celebrer! DES SERPENTS DANS L'AVION avec Samuel L. Jackson affiche!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I know, I know... I'm sure I totally fudged up that headline by putting the wrong word or wrong type of word in the wrong place. Forgive me. I took Spanish in high school, not French. Unfortunately, my not-passable Spanish wouldn't help me for an article displaying the badass French poster for SNAKES ON A PLANE. This poster rocks so hard. Seriously, New Line needs to scrap the final US poster and replace it with this one... you know, the one that actually has snakes... on the plane. Thanks to Ryan at CanMag.com for the heads up!!!
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Non merci! vous n'etes pas mon genre.
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Hiiiisssss to thisssss poster. The french knows how to get a poster right.
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ceci ressemble la merde
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Je ne suis pas premier.
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i will watch the fuck out of this movie if he is.
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If you're flying Air France, snakes on the plane are probably the least of your problems.
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you lose big one
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Two years of French, pathetic I know.
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Jul 07, 2006 6:54:11 AM CDT
[Insert joke about those long objects and penis sizes.]
by jackpumpkinhead
This really looks like Menahem Golan produced it.
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Okay, enough of the annoying French shit. Speaking of annoying, you'd think that Gallerie Chappe asshole would've shown up in here by now.
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...la resistance lives on
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i wanna see the spanish poster
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Had to.
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Sorry, had to.
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Awesome. Last US theatrical sheet does suck golf balls through a garden hose indeed. European posters tend to be cooler than the US ones in general, but - sadly - for the DVD the distributors mostly fall back on the US ones, which kind of sucks (example: Serenity).
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Viva la France!!!!!!!!!
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"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" "I don't think so."
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Movie looks good though! Saw the trailer running before POTC2 last night and it rocked!
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teaser, trailer, poster, description of a teaser or trailer the movie looks worse? Is it possible for a movie's name to be better than the actual movie? Yes it is. Ice Pirates! There's a movie whos title is better than the movie. Also Robot Jox. Anyone else?
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"We must put an end to these afternoon football games!"
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C'est tros frais pour l'ecole! Jesuis humide! 9/11 United or whatever it was called be damned, just take a look at that demonic gleam in Sam's eyes, I'm thinking his mother was bit by a Malaysian Spire-Cobra while pregnant with Sam, which made him immune to snake venom. In fact, he's not just immune, but snake bites give him a surge of adrenalin that turns him into Satanic Sam the Snake-Wrangler. All the while Bo Diddley's Who Do You Love blares out in the background, with the first two lines, "I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra snake for a necktie/I got a brand new house on the roadside, made from rattlesnake hide" repeating over and over again. Come the 30'th of Aout, we're all gonna get to see the best, the baddest, and the bitchingest movie of the Summer. (Fact)
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SNAKES ... ON A PLANE!
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Independence Day. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Manos, the Hands of Fate. Wet Hot American Summer.
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Automatic translators are always good for a laugh. Read this entire talkback translated from French to English - babelfish.altavista.com link: http://tinyurl.com/g8omj
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Where were you all this time, ChappeyBoy???? Busy pulling snakes out of your trou du cul?
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brand loyalist avion actually means plane so stfu... you dumb americans an your unilinguist ways.
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Reason: it's American, but it has no Jerry Lewis!
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I think you missed the point, my Quebec separatist friend: automatic translation leads to comedy. E.g., my subject line is AltaVista's translation of your subject line. But no hard feelings; you do have my condolences on the death of your colorful language, but it's more the British you have to blame for that. Year 2032: traffic signs in Paris appear in French and English for the first time. (What's the French word for "flamebait", anyway?)
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...in einem mutterfickendem Flugzeug. Hm. I just realized how senseless "motherfucking" is...
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Infiniment plus cool que le poster am
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And he's armed with an M9
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And he's in for a surprise!
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He must infiltrate his way through this rogue terrorist cell!
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He's invisibly bungie jumping over the Hudson River! 2 years ago...
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He is heading straight for the belly of Arsenal Gear!
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And he's raising hell all over the base at Groznyj Grad!
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He's performing the world's first HALO jump over the mountains of Tselinoyarsk, Russia!
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Sans doute
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and kick these dirty italians' asses in the second half, will ya!?
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That, I'll see. (Maybe it's part of an "updated re-imagining" of _The Ten Commandments? With Samuel Jackson as Moses. With ten sequels variously titled Frogs on a Plane, Grasshoppers on a Plane, Boils on a Plane, etc. It'll be especially interesting to see the last one. Instant Tentpole franchise -- bank on it!)
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