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Anuhdda SNAKES ON A PLANE Trailer!! This One In Super Shitty Block-O-Vision!!
The Alliance Atlantis website features more SNAKES ON A PLANE goodness, this time on the form of a more serious trailer (as "serious" as any trailer for a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE can be, I suppose) that looks like it's been projected onto a pile of Legos -- then videotaped with a Playskool video camera.
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Alas, it's SNAKES...on a PLANE...and...you know...it's SNAKES! On a PLANE! And, therefore, it should be seen.
CLICK HERE TO SEE A HOT BLONDE GETTING NAILED IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM BY TWO KINDS OF SNAKES!!
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Enjoy!
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Cool slithering death.
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"You know those scenarios we ran....".. this movie might actually be good, ha ha ha
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...is wearing out it's welcome.
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i am excited for this movie again after watching that. the trailer that was previously on yahoo was retarted, but this one was much better. thank god.
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do the snakes hide the pilots?
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had me so hyped before i ever saw an image...i guess it should have stayed that way because these trailers have really failed to give that crappy b movie feel...instead they just give off that crappy looking movie feel
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No that would be stupid! about as stupid as movie about snakes on a plane!
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The more dissapointed I get
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How sad for all those people in Hollywood struggling to get their break into the movie business by slaving over their cherished, thoughtful scripts. "Snakes on a Plane". Coming up with a movie idea is easy!
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OH MY GOD SNAKE FLYING!
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i agree, and that makes me sad.
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W/out any crazy hype, flicks like Anaconda & Lake Placid ended up being super fun B-Movies for me. All the Snakes love from AICN, EWeekly, etc is ruining it. For me, at least. I hate forced cult-classicism. Coughbubbahotepcough.
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What'd the passengers ever do to the snakes? They're just mean spirited to go bitin' people like that. This looks fun.
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Irresponsibly giving terrorists ideas. After we take off our shoes at the metal detector, we'll have to have mongooses (mongeese?) crawl all over us checking for snakes.
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.....why did it have to be snakes?
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How can you be disappointed?? The movie is called Snakes on a Plane. It has Sam Jackson and some people being killed by Snakes...on...a...plane. What the fuck is it missing for you? or better put - how could your expectations possibly exceed what you are getting? This aint King Lear here? Sit back - laugh at the joke of the title. Give Sam Jackson your $20 and enjoy the irreverent preposterousness of this fun little diversion.
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the problem is that so far it doesn't look like there's a joke to laugh along with. they seem to be playing it straight; this film needs an injection of "army of darkness"-level cool funny. like the "there are snakes on this mother-f'in plane" line--that's funny. it needs more of that, less of "we are facing a scenario for which we have not trained" baloney.
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Well they still havent used the trailer I saw from a survey site, which AICN posted the description I sent in. Guess they decided not to use that one. But at least they used some of the same dialogue, so you guys know I'm not crazy or full of BS. BEST OF ALL, they clarified that line about the training scenarios to include "in the middle of one WE DIDN'T THINK OF." That last part wasn't in the one I saw and posted, and we all had a lot of fun making fun of it. Makes a lot more sense now!
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I pretty much hate screaming animals in most movies. Snakes, spiders, ants or whatever, they all SCREAM when they attack in the cinematic world. Sucks.
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. . . Anyone ever see "Frogs?" I love it at the end when the old man is terrorized by all the chirping frogs. He starts getting freaked out by all of his mounted animal trophies. He looks up at a mounted fish & hears the Flipper / Caddyshack Gopher sound effect. Cracked me up. Sorry, back to "Snakes On A Plane."
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Jan da Bont had a tornado with a lion-roar sound effect in Twister, so I guess you should be thankful that the screamer you mentioned at least has lungs.
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seriously...it is ridiculous how careless they are
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Snakes on a motherfuckin plane?
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They could recycle the plot of Piranha 2...and have it that because the snakes were flying on a plane.. They develope the ability to fly in their DNA. So the snakes will attack some small town in the middle of no where. The opening scene will be some teens having sex on the beach. And the boyfriend hears some strange noise goes and checks it out...the girlfriend waits a while..then gets scared and goes to see what happend..Only to find.. Get this her dead boyfriend killed by flying snakes... The snakes have wings on them.. The snakes then attack her.. and kill her. Oh my god...CLASSIC !! I think producers should green light it now !! http://www.youtube.com/user/DarthEvilDead
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Snakes on a Plane 2: The Snakening. Samuel L Jackson's character from the first movie was mobbed by the attention he got from the first movie and changed his name to Samuel L. Jackson, finding work as an actor in Hollywood. Meanwhile, the son of the main snake from the first movie (there's got to be one) seeks out Jackson to wreak his revenge. He does this first by killing Jackson's father in revenge. Then he infiltrates a flight that Jackson will be flying on with a bunch of fake people - snakes in human suits a la Vincent D'Onofrio in MIB - to bring his plan into effect. Jackson spends the whole movie fighting the snakes (tragically, the cute stewardess he liked turns out to be a bunch of snakes) but one good snake - "Hissy" - with the power of speech teams up with Jackson to fight the evil snakes. The movie ends with a big climactic battle on the wing of the plane at 30,000 feet between Jackson and the main snake, who had wrapped himself completely around the plane, like on the poster. Jackson then makes a giant parachute out of dead snakes to bring the plane home safely.
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now it's not. I just wish the damned thing would come out already so it'll disappear.
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I don't care for "funny" horror movies. Not that I mind humor in them, just that I prefer "serious" scary movies to tongue-in-cheek. Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3, that's as "funny" as I can deal with. This preview looked muy, muy bueno!!!
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It's taking far too long to go from internet phenomenon to theatrical release. They're losing their audience the longer they wait... just finish the damn thing and get it into the theaters! I believe it would be better with cheesier effects, forget about the fine polish here, lads.
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There was another trailer just last week....
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...When was the last time any of you went to a movie BECAUSE OF SAMUEL JACKSON? Honestly. This guy hasn't done a good movie since UNBREAKABLE and god knows how long before that.
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it aint going to be that big.....big difference between laughing and joking about something to actually shelling out cash to see it....there is going to be a backlash before the thing is even out....i am still going to see it...have been excited about it since it was initially announced with ronny yu directing but it has been beaten to death now....and to the guy who suggested bubba ho tep was a forced cult classic...since it got a release on about 2 screens and in the scheme of things was not talked about that much it was hardly forced on anyone. it was simply a great film and the few people who saw it wanted the word spread because it was great.
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That is a brilliant plot you got there. If I was a movie studio I would already be writting a million dollar check to you. I dont know if the movie should be called Snakes on a Plane 2.... or "More Snakes on a Plane". Because the sequal to More Snakes on a Plane can be titled... "Even More Snakes on a Plane". I would like to add that your script should end with a cliff hanger. Lets say that one of the Snake some how got Sam Jackson pregnet. So the movie will end with Sam Jackson giving birth to a Black Snake with an Afro, that quotes the Bible...but has a taste for human blood. Then in part 3 it will be an emotional Drama..because Sam will have to kill his own child, before the child populates the earth with millions of other Sam Jackson Baby snakes. It will kind of be like the ending to Alien 3 or AvP. I think the studios should green light it now.
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Yeah, this movie needs to be comedic for it to become a cult movie.
Otherwise it's just another Anaconda, which sucks.
They need to have scenes with sammmy jackson trying to get down the isle and being blocked by a fat woman so sammy can fly off the handle and yell
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lame and gay. Just like all film and television released ever. Thankfully, I, super awesome fanboy that I am, have begun work on a movie script that will finally not suck man-balls and be cool. Imagine, if you will, 1.25 hours of constant kneecap drillings on hot models? The torture of hot women is the manliest, most awsome thing that could ever by committed to film, and no one has done an entire movie of it! No gay, lame setups or story, just me, a drill, and hot model's knees! I call it "D.O.S.H.M.K." Top THAT, Speil-gay or Luc-lame!
/ticket for one. Aisle seat.
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Am I the only one that thinks this concept is stupid? The hype is there, but I really don't understand the fuss.
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Is it cheese ball, yes but its Snakes on a motherfuckin plane. Like Cory849 said, this ain't King Lear. It sounds to me like a lot of these whinners are bitching because the title of their shitty assed screenplays wasn't "Snakes on a plane". Sam my man gets my $20 every time. But please God don't let this be another Formula 51.
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Just because it's easier for non-techs to prep video for the web. Read a manual for Bob's sake.
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I'm sure that, had I ever bothered to watch it, I would have been pleasantly surprised. Mr. Jackson's cornrows-toupee` on the DVD cover looked nice, at least.
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They're trying to lower the hype for it and they tried to move the release date up. So just chilll and enjoy it when it comes out.
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contest where they want you to submit a film parody of snakes on a plane?? if anyone isnt around a drafthouse, theyve been playing this commercial with a lion getting on a bus and some guy screaming about a motherf**kin lion being on the motherf**kin bus... good stuff..
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The trailers prove that it really won't be anything other than Z-level shit. Nothing better than an Anaconda or Sci-Fi channel movie. Enough already. This crap jumped the shark two months ago.
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yeah, I'm sick of it. I thought this was gonna be all Sammy L. jive talkin'/ass kickin', but they're making it look like Anaconda Cubed or some shitty Sci-Fi flick. I'll Netflix this bitch in a few years when I have a nice batch of special brownies.
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I swear I didn't read your message before I posted...only the title. Jinx!
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...saw him in the airport wearing a light blue adidas jumpsuit...man, he's a badass.
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We are witnessing the start of the next big Hollywood franchies to it the silver screen.
Snakes on a Plane 2006 Summer
More Snakes on a Plane 2008 Fall
Even more Snakes on a Plane 2009 Summer
As you can see.. The sequals for Snakes on a Plane will be shot back to back like the Matrix movies. This trilogy will amaze us for years to come. You know once WETA collectables make the Snakes on a Plane 9 inch figure..your going to be the first to buy it. I just cant freaking wait for the "Snakes on a Plane the Trilogy Special Edition coming to Blue Ray with over 45 min of extra footage" in 2010 !!! I cant Fucking wait !!!
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Oh, is that line too overdone to use already? Great - I need something besides Hulk Hogan - Brother, sexiest tomboy beanpole, or too soon to use in my posts instead.
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You know those training scenarios we ran . . . maybe instead of 'chimps on unicycles' we shoulda ran something else.
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its amazing. Theres like a product placement on every third page. And now when I watch those trailers, I totally know whats going on. High five duder!
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BIG AMERICAN PARTY!!!!!!!
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He's saying "MUTHAFUCKA!!" in his head.
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When is there gonna be a full trailer? I saw this one on tv like 2 days ago.
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If Samuel Jackson doesn't say "Snakes on a Mothafuckin'plane" on several occasions throughout the movie there's gonna be a serious backlash. Everyone is going to see the movie to hear that fuckin' line, nothing else matters.
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am I going to see a stupid movie just cause Sam Jackson is in it? uhh no...
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Ok. Snakes. On a Plane. Snamkesonaplane. S-n-a-k-e-s on a p-l-a-n-e. A plane full of snakes. Nope. No matter how many different ways I say it, it still sounds stupid. I frigging hate movies that give half the plot away in the title.
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Enough said.
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Now that has possibilities! :)
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Are all the dumbass jokes its spawned. Oh, "Pandas on Ferris Wheel", hardyfuckinhar!!! Wait a tic, holy fuckin whatthefuck?! Pandas a=on a bleedin' Ferris Wheel?!? Fuckin brilliant! Hey Hollywood, you payin attention you twats?! (hope u know I'm still joking. dont give a flippin fuck about Pandas on a Ferris Wheel, or Monkeys on a Crosstown Bus, or Chickens in a bleedin Turtle Pool!!)
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Who wrote that tagline, the guy who delivers my pork fried rice?
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Its as if Ed Wood rolled over in his grave, had a wet dream and the smeg from that dream became "Snakes on a Plane". Besides chickychow, all those you mentioned have already been made. Monkeys on a crosstown bus = "Speed", Chickens in a bleedin Turtle Pool = "Without a Paddle", Pandas on a Ferris Wheel = "The Third Man", But Snakes on a mutherfuckin plane...
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An assassin targets an old lady on her way cross-country by train for her pension. He unleashes an army of rakes onto each carriage, making it impossible for the passengers to walk without getting smacked in the face. Sure if they greenlight Snakes On A Plane, they'll greenlight any old shite.
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Its snakes. On a plane. THAT'S IT!
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this may explain why the trailer, hosted on the Alliance Atlantis site, plays oh-so-shittily, because this poor Canadian site (that distributes alot of New Line / Mirmax movies) is being hammered by hits from around the globe. I mean, COME ON!
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Hmm, maybe some snakes on that plane would have improved Superman Returns a little?
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on a muthaf***in plane, bitch. How many times do I have to tell you? It ain't Citizen f***in Kane we're talkin bout here. Snakes. They're on the god**** plane.
And "This is a scenario we didn't think of" is great because it's just so stupid. Of course you didn't think of it, it's idiotic.
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In the great tradition of "Anaconda --> Anacondas", it will be "Snakes on the PLANES!" Multiple planes! WOW! And then, maybe, a spinoff intelligently titled "Snakes vs Anaconda"? "Snakes vs Anaconda vs Boa vs Python"? Personally, I'd like to see "SSSSSSSS!nakes", a crossover between this and that 70s horror where the guy from the "A Team" gets turned into a snake.
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Jul 07, 2006 5:03:02 AM CDT
Don'tcomplain about the title giving away the surprise!
by jackpumpkinhead
It's NOT the surprise! The surprise is actually that a week before the flight Sam Jackson was bitten by a radioactive mongoose.
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Like Quentin Tarantino...Sam Jackson has sold out. I don't know if he's back on the drugs or not, but somebody must have been on a crack binge when it came to Sam Jackson accepting this role!!! This movie is going to suck, and will bomb in spite of all the hype surrounding it! The only people who are posting that they love this bullshit of a film, if you can even call it a film, are studio plants!!! Yes, this movie will suck balls, but I have a feeling that the porn version of this film will rock!!! "Suckin' Snakes On A Plane!"...A film where a group of male sex addicts, on their way to a therapy meeting, are booked on a plane with virginal Catholic School girls and their 2 lesbian teachers. All hell breaks loose, when a criminal being escorted by a female cop, has a bought off member of the flight crew spike the food and drinks meant for the male passengers and pilots with an overdose of Viagra. And in 30 minutes or less, the males aboard the plane start terrorizing the Catholic school girls with some very nasty and hungry snakes of an erect kind. Now that's a fucking great movie that I look forward to seeing!!! Can't you imagine Lexington Steele saying this dialogue: "Snakes On A Mutha Fuck You Plane!" If any porn producers out there want to buy the idea from me...contact Harry and have him give me your e-mail address!!! Either that, or I'll sue your porn selling asses!!!
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Why wait porn producers???!!! Do the "Suckin' Snakes On A Plane" ans "Suckin' Snakes On A Train" movies now!!!...You don't even need to wait for "Snakes On A Plane" or its inevitable sequel, "Snakes On A Train" to come out!!!
The plot for "Suckin' Snakes On A Train!": A group of college girls take a train trip headed for a Spring break vacation. All hell breaks loose when a ruthless Girls Gone Wild video crew spikes the food and drinks of the male passengers and crew with Viagra so they can catch the resulting sex action with the girls on film. The only problem. The chicks aren't in on the brank...and all hell breaks loose as some more metaphorically angry snakes start hunting down the terrorized female passengers. Luckily they all escape except for one...and well, the rest of the movie lives up to its name...as the horny males pull a train on the lucky chick still stuck on the train!!! Now that's, a fucking great movie!!!
...Lexington Steele: "Mutha Fuckin' Snakes...On Train!"
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Somebody please tell me again what the fascination is with this movie. 'Looks pretty stupid to me. Is it just because Sam Jackson's in it? He was in AMOS AND ANDY and the Star Wars prequels, and he didn't make those any cooler.
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blocky like heck .. i mean the chop chop play of that darn .swf file and no friggin way of pre-buffering that .. and one would think once it has gone through it should play nicely now .. but no
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Holy motherfucking shit, that is a Talkback jumping the shark moment if I've ever seen one. Anyway, you know what the people who keep spouting off hate on this movie remind me of? Indie Music Poseurs. The lowest of the low type of intraweb posters who's opinion matters about the level of that that pile of gum I pulled off the bottom of my shoe 3 months ago. Yeah, that's right, Mr. I Perfectly Crafted My Post For Maximum Cynicism. Suck it. Suck it long. And suck it hard.
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...great stuff-although it's a shame the snakes don't talk in the movie.....
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...you see, 'cause the inflatable hull can be pierced and um...it's like a race against time or something.
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You're going to be the only one sucking it, long and hard, in the back of some dark and dank movie theatre with your date Pee-Hermon providing his long slong for your open moist mouth to ride up and down on...you plant!!! This turkey will open up at about 11 to 12 million dollars...and go right down on a dick, just like you!!! However, I'm serious about the porn version of this movie!!! It will make more money than the
Hollywood version ever will!!!
If you want to see a real mile high club scene, that's the only way you're going to get it.
"Slongs On A Plane"... Lexington Steele:"Mutha Fuckin' Slongs On A
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Can't wait to see it!
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JULES: Man, this is some fucked-up repugnant shit! I will NEVER forgive yo ass for this shit!
VINCENT: Did you ever hear of the philosophy that once a man admits he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven of all of his wrongdoings?
JULES: Man, get outta my face with that shit! The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of snake on account of yo dumb ass!
VINCENT: I got a threshhold Jules, I got a threshhold for the abuse I will take. Right now I'm a fuckin' race car, and you've got me in the fuckin' red. I could blow.
JULES: Oh, you gonna blow?
VINCENT: Yeah I could blow!
JULES: WELL I'M A MUSHROOM-CLOUD-LAYIN' MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER! EVERY TIME MY FINGERS TOUCH SNAKE I'M SUPERFLY TNT! I'M THE GUNS OF THE NAVARONE!! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING BACK HERE ON SNAKE DETAIL? We fuckin' switchin'! I'm flying this fuckin' plane, and YOU pickin' up this fuckin' snake! -
Just a closeup of a couple of floating pieces of SHIT in a goddamn toilet bowl for an hour and a half, accompanied by DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH!! music. (and no, i don't mean DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH music, that sounds different, I meant the cool DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH type - yeah now you got it.)
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how did all the snakes REALLY get on the plane? it was all cobra commander's doing! DESSSSSSSSSSSTROOOOOO! the movie ends with the g.i. joe team storming the plane, and snake eyes charms the snakes into swallowing sam jackson's career instead of the passengers.
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"Yo, I see some snakes. They see me. There they are. Gonna get in a car. Gonna drive far." Word to your mother.
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sorry - back too late to respond really but I see mocky's point. Im not going to defend fucking snakes on the plane to the death or anything. I honestly couldnt figure out how anyone could expect anything from this movie - but its true: it would certainly be more fun if the movie had some wit. if it takes itself too seriously and there are no laughs it'll be a rough go. UNLESS!!!! we take it upon ourselves, oh men of the talkback, to make a Snakes on a Plane DRINKING GAME!!!! Get your thinking caps on men. We have a job to do!
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Does anyone else find the subject of snakes on a plane...disturbing?
Neil -
You begged for this movie you geeky fanboys.......this is yours.
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This film should be played on all 2-3 hour flights on all commercial airlines!
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JULES: You sendin' the snakes?
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How can any of you guys have given Joss Whedon, the great one himself, grief over "Serenity"...a truly uber cool ass movie...but you're giving a pass to this bullshit known as "Snakes In A Plane"????!!!! This only proves that the advocates of this movie are nothing but prepositioned studio plants!!! "Snakes On A Plane" is such obvious trash, that it looks like it should be a part of that piece of garbage movie "Grindhouse" currently being shot by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino as one of the f'd up commercials sandwiched between their equally f'd up segment films!!! But I digress... Back to Samuel L. Jackson's film abortion...S.O.A.P. Really, shouldn't this movie be called..."Snakes On A Mutha F**king Plane"? I mean, it would help convey a since of much needed sarcasm!!!
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To: Johnno...I know you meant that as a joke...but that sounds like a really good marketing idea. Allow, the first one thousand fans in line to see this movie at selected theatres in New York and Los Angeles...etc., to trade in their movie tickets for plane tickets aboard special charter planes that will show them the movie in flight screenings!!! Even though I would dearly love to see this spineless movie fail...I just love to see a good marketing idea executed!!!
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