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New SNAKES ON A PLANE Trailer!!!! Throw Your Hands Up! Wiggle All About! Woo Hoo!!!
Harry here... as a boy, my father taught me to tame snakes... How to pick them up, put em in a bag and how to use the "stick" - But I'm betting there's nobody like my pops on this plane. I'm betting they're gonna kill snakes in hundreds of whacked out fashions... and I can't wait to see people bloat up from toxins and shivver and shake and froth at the mouth. I can't wait for the cursing and the freaking the fuck out. I can't wait to eat snake and watch this movie 24 hours in a row at the Alamo Drafthouse - and I can't wait to just fucking see SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKING PLANE! Here's the latest trailer... behold speargun fu, fire extinguisher fu and many more snake fus. BLISS...
Slither your finger on this link and click bitch!
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...this guy's art on his website. I guarantee you this is the next Alex Ross. Oh, and snakes on a plane is gonna rock. Can't wait!
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www.craighickinson.com!
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I dunno, that trailer was so short. Still, it looks good and fun, though the best trailer was that last one that showed with X3!
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seems lower budget than it should be - even for a movie called snakes on a plane
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This kind of trite rehashing is detrimental to the art of film. But, Snakes on A Motherfuckiin' PLAAAAANE will rock MY B W A L L S ! ! !
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The next Alex Ross? Fft. Maybe the next exhibit in the hallway at a community college. Maybe.
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...and I hope they burn in hell!"
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this could be B movie masterpiece
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It's a great title. But that trailer looks pretty lousy.
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Who is really going to spend an ironic $15 and sit ironically in the theatre for 90 mins, watching this movie with an intense expression of smug irony on their faces? Really, anyone?
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For all of you people that are excited about this movie, I hope you're enjoying the build up to the movie, because this is as good as it's going to get. The more footage of the movie you see, you'll realize it's not the campy fun you're hoping for, just a terrible thriller. What an awful and uninteresting trailer that was.
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This movie is destined to tank. It'll be a typical $20 million or so opening weekend followed by a predictable drop off average of 62% of its audience for the next three weeks straight...spawning at least two sequels starring LL Cool J and Mekhi Pfeiffer, in that order. This movie has "Stinks" written all over t.
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Now, yes, I am kinda excited about this movie, but there is still the lingering feeling that the only reason people are psyched about this is because it is a gigantic joke of an idea. Meaning, when everybody first heard that there was a movie titled "Snakes on a Plane" it was hilarious cause...it was almost as if the studio stumbled upon self parody and didn't even know it. That's what was so initially hilarious about it and it seemed to kinda creep into getting made. Now, that the studio has suddenly seen how people have embraced how stupid this is and are rooting for it, I have a feeling that when it comes out it will be more obnoxious instead of the more cute and cuddly movie that we are rooting for..now it's more hilariously ironic that it's become a phenomenon.
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a shitty-looking trailer
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Serious question. Are you just lookin for a reaction or do you really think his art is college student level. I ask because I'm an artist and although his drawings in some cases are alittle off his rendering is very good. Constructive criticism is better than just being rude. Please post me a link to your site so I can check out your cridentials as art aficionado. Thanks crazy.
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The next Doc_Pazuzu? Fft. Maybe the next homewrecker. Maybe.
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http://tinyurl.com/ksa3k
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Wow I don't know where to start after that scathing retort (Dath Hater sucks). Doc P is dead and he knows it, his throne is mine. HomeWrecker was second rate scum, useless. You are even less, for you only seek attention. Back to the basment with you virgin hack. Don't waste yer time responding I won't be speaking with you again. If you start to feel dizzy don't frett that's just my ol' black magic. It will be over soon! MAYBE!
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I think it's trying to take itself too seriously though. Something like this needs to be the calibre comedy of Airplane, or Naked Gun
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What in the SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS GOING ON HERE??? o_O
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We're talkin' MAJOR MST3K parties here, guys. Throwing popcorn at the screen and everything.
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Serious question. Are you looking for a reaction or do you really think anyone cares what you think about what I think? I ask because I'm a bee keeper and although my post, in some cases, was a little rude, my opinion was very good. Not having a stick up your ass is better than attempting to shame your fellow talkbackers with a entry full of typos. Please post me a link to your site so I can check out your credentials as an online forum aficionado. Thanks, Hater.
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i like the "not the most dangerous line" but i expected the trailer to be in my face and louder music, and you know, BIG BIG BIG.
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I ain't joking. I'm proper serious here. It is only showing a disregard for how Snakes really are - they are not the demonised versions that this trailer shows - and it shows that humans are quite cold blooded killers just 'cos they see somethign with fangs, that won't even kill them. There are gonna be so many people that are going to kill a snake the next time they see it, as a subconcious effect from this film. It happened with Sharks because of Jaws, it happened to Spiders because of Arachnophobia, it'll happen here to Snakes. I'm pissed off.
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that trailer was shitty. they need to play up the advertising as it being an EPIC!
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Not likin the trailers so far. I want it to be pitched seriously at first, then they can pull the rug out... to reveal a whole bunch of snakes!!!
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but does anyone remember the episode of the simpsons when bart ran for class president....he led the polls....everyone loved him.....he had all the hype but cwhen voting day arrived no one voted for him. does anyone else see what i am getting at here....
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Yes, we see what you are getting at. Bart Simspon has a cameo in the movie. Thanks for ruining it for everyone.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ
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We're all going to feel a little silly after sitting through the terrible movie itself.
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I don't care if Kirks is right or not, I hope every snake on the planet gets killed because of this movie. Think about it, they got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden, and I know that's true because it's in the Bible (which everyone knows is factual and the Word of God, except for godless heathens/pagans). So if it's the will of God to kill snakes, as well as the will of Sam Jackson, then I say fuck the environment and lets slay some slithering spawns of satan, all of them.
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After all the HYPE this site has given this movie, it looked nothing like the hype. It looked boring and not a fraction of the fun that AICN seems to be frothing at the mouth about. Where's the fun? The title? So what!!!! It look no better than a SCI-FI channel movie of the week and not even a fraction of what this site promised. Weak.
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Since this is essentially a remake of Boa vs Python. The Sci-Fi channel should be proud.
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classic! Now, you know this is going to be bad...and why does this guy only show up on movies that promiently feature African American actors? Anyone else notice this? Anyway, of course this movie looks bad. What is the basis for people liking this movie? That's the funny part. Is it because they think it's going to be a spoof or do they enjoy it because of the fact that it's actually taking itself seriously? What I think is hilarious is that people actually think it's some sort of self parody...but in reality the executives actually thought this was a fantastic idea! It's so mindblowing because of the stereotypical idea of an executive sitting at his/her desk pitching this ridiculous movie idea to Sam Jackson and it ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
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Always suck. The TV trailer for Pirates 2 looks equally as shitty! This is OBVIOUSLY the TV trailer for the movie, it's only a minute long and it looks like shit, they wouldn't dare use this as the official trailer, I think that title belongs to the mindblowing trailer that was shown before X3.
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I tell ya, I'm gonna get a hold of a snake and WHAMMY!!!!
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it was God overreactign that got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden. The sonofabitch didn't even give man a decent chance to redeem himself. If God was sooo forgiving then he would have done this. He didn't. Let's not go diverting the blame to Snakes as a scapegoat when people might be really afraid of who to point the finger at. Now - the Snake was only doing what he did - because he was created that way. HE has no choice in his actions, therefore God, the creator again, is at blame here. He shirks his responsibility and asserts blame to the Snake, who also, is only acting on behalf of another jaded creation of God, and that is Lucifer, who was given a bum rap deal by God. Now, as this film will follow in his path and lay blame and demonisations to what essentially is just a creature with fangs and venom that wants to eat and defend itse;f to survive, it basically equals that the humans are the cruel ones thus, and that we are ignorant, shirkers of personal responsibility, and indeed are the real ones who are the enemy here. Snakes at heart are simply innocent creatures no different in their nature to any other reptile or animal. Heck they don't even attack and kill humans as cold heartedly as people have made the mout to be. They simply lack the knowledge of other forms of life when it comes to eating or survival. Snakes don't have evil hearts as such, they just have smaller brains. Again, the most deadly snake is supposed to be the Black Mamba and only a small percentage of people who are attacked by them, (and that isn't many) actually die from such an 'attack' that was probably provoked by a human anyway. In going back to the Bible, Snakes had to crawl about on their bellies for all eternity and had their legs taken away from the. That's far too cruel a punishment for just trying to con Adam and Eve into eating an apple. That treatment only makes the Snake more hurt and jaded. Don't see them attacking humans out of spite though, do you? No, they only 'attack' in self defense, meaning when THEY are attacked by humans. Now, we are being hostile and evil in putting stuff like this film out there, as it is treating Snakes in a demonised fashion again, for which they deserve even less. They will suffer even more from this film, and unfairly too. Their numbers will dwindle as Peter Benchley effect, just like Sharks. It is ignorant, wrong, and damn well by choice of humans, simply vicious and unhumanlike, or unhumanly expected. It makes me angry? No, it just makes me sad. Not just for Snakes, but for all the humans that come out of this film, thinking that Snakes are the enemy of man or another bringer of death, when in reality they are just purely misunderstood and cruelly treated animals. Please try to have an open mind about this film people. It is the best that I can hope for and ask.
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because everything i have seen for it makes it looks soooo shitty but i'll be there opening day because i am on the hype train
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I guess Kirk hasn't read the Good Book yet, cause he would know that those abominable serpents didn't peddle out "apples", but the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, which is actually why we got kicked out Eden (and in God's defense, like he needs any, he did tell Adam and Eve not to eat of it and they did , so one strike and your'e out-to-die, word of the Almighty). I'm sure Kirks pagan worship calls for the sacrafice of human babies, but to him the death a cold-blooded (and they are cold-blooded) servent of the embodiement of supreme evil is "wrong". I'm sure he will dismiss all this with his assumption that he is right, but if and when he is overtaken by a large constricting snake and has his insides rupture from its vice-like grip his lasts thoughts will not be "poor snake, I ain't as healthy as should be" it will be "Fuck, maybe snakes aren't all huggable" and "UHHHGGGG!".
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when he cameos. More Jew versions of black characters. Like Marcus Garvey Rubinowitz. Hell yeah - I'll be watching this film MANY times over!
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Shouldn't have even bothered with that one.
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They should "de snake" an area, then put all the passengers there. Once it's secure, decompress the cabin by opening a window. All the snakes fly out, and everyone lives happily ever after. Except for the people who are living directly under the plane as it flies by... that's the sequel.
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I'm just saying, with the hoodie of invisibility, those snakes wouldn't even know Jack Bauer was even on the plane to start with. :)
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It really has no marketing to speak of. A shitty web site and two teasers. All the hype came from the net.
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Jun 26, 2006 9:06:44 PM CDT
Trailer should go: Sam Jackson.. a plane full of snakes
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and tell the fucking release date. Boom, there is your fucking trailer.
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Hmm, once again, I say this... Snakes are not as evil as you or others might think and they do NOT deserve to be treated this way. Their are other parts of the world, obviously not western culture, like Greece, who see Snakes as even a holy thing and somethign to be honoured and resepcted. They worship Snakes in India and Greece. They, as well as I know, from my experience and obcservations of others with Snakes, that they are not nasty malicious animals that deserve to be killed, but simply to be left alone, and they'll leave you alone. They just want to be left alone in the wild where they will be fine and unharmed in their own environment. Look when I was in South Africa I was sitting on a rock in Gansbaai and after a while I noticed a brwon snake, thought to be a Mamba poking it's head out of a bush a few metres away from me. It didn't attack me, but passively stuck it's head out and did nothing. But people who would see this film who were sitting in my position would probably scream and throw a rock at it. What would it do then? It would hiss and attack out. It's human stupidity, and this film is endorsing it. It upsets me. As for me being killed by a Snake? Well, let me tell you this The Dum Guy, I have many Snakes at home. I play with my Snakes from time to time. I play with my family members' Snakes from time to time, and they do so with my Snakes. We all have been brought up with Snakes and reptiles and we know their nature. I have my own snake and it is a fine and harmless specimen. As for God, he only gave Adam and Eve one chance. Every person deserves at least a second chance, but not according to God. Why does he fan the flames of hate by making the Serpent crawl on it's belly for eternity? That is just making things worse. Where is the chance for redemption? Do I get crucified and punisehd in a similar way for questioning God this way? Probably, That serpent had a REASON for defying God. He knew that God is not all that you'd think he is. He was punished for the challenge, and now 'cos of this, we are not allowed to even think about challenging or questioning God from this expample fo fear of similar treatment. The Snake isn't bad. He is merely an example of how you've all been brainwashed into thinking this, but consequently in discovering that he is not bad, the Snake reveals that the one that is bad, is the one that has labelled the Snake this way - God. If the Snake isn't worthy of worship by people, it is at least deserving of our open minded ness and respect, and our kindness and understanding after we see this film. We have to try.
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entertainment? Duh, oh, look, picture moving on screen, duh, hurray.
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I don't know how serious you are but God DID give people a second chance. That's what Jesus is all about.
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Jun 26, 2006 9:16:44 PM CDT
I don't know how serious you are but God DID give peopl
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God - "Don't worry Snake and Adam and Eve, in a few thousand years I'll be dispatching my Son to take care of you all". You don't mind waiting then do you? The Snake still crawls on it's belly to this very day though. Brilliant second chance that is. Here's hoping I don't get pissed off with God for me having a shitty life and dare I blaspheme without apologising. At least I treat Snakes with a sympathetic open mind.
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Where is Kevin Smith with a pole joke when you need one.
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Also, Tom Green should have a cameo in this movie reenacting the snake scene from Road Trip, only with the snake biting him in the crotch this time (after he dangles the mouse in front of his crotch and gives some lame dialogue about unleashing the fury). Oh yeah, SoaP should be pretty funny, can't wait. ^_^
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The voiceover guy should have been reading seriously, and gotten bleeped, like "this summer....there are snakes..... on this mother-BLEEP-ing plane..."
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Those snakes look ridiculous... I'd take the snake from Conan anyday over these CGI snakes
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http://thesesnakesonthisplane.ytmnd.com/
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I don't see anything special here! So why the hype? The title! Sounds more like a band.
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...isn't as hardcore as we think it might be?
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Think about that shit for a minute
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I read some bits about the soundtrack on RT and there's a song called "Snakes on the brain" I want to hear it...
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Seriously, how is that a trailer?
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Kirk where do I begin... First, McKnight was right, Jesus = 2nd Chance (and the sequel The 2nd-Coming -- Return of the Christ). Second, even snakes got a another chance, that why we have Chrysopelea or flying snakes, proof that when God shuts a door he opens a window, a window you (or a servant of Asmodai) can fly out of. Third, just like you I play with my "snake" everyday, and sometimes I let other people play with it, cause I share and care. Last but not least, who in the fuck ever said you get a second chance, I'm sure you with your heathen philosophy would love to give murderers, rapist, pedophiles and Hitler (if he were alive) all second chances, well brother, not on my God fearing watch. In closing, kill all snakes and while your'e at it kill any lizards that dont have legs, because that's a little too close for comfort, mainly mine.
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We get it. the movie doesn't take itself too seriously. it's like a B monster movie.
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hahaha, i was gonna respond to Cpt Kirks 2pay, but dum guy said it well, and i hope ur views aren't serious cpt caz thats seriously some of the most retarded stuff i've heard in a while.... as for the trailer looks great, he has a freakin HARPOON!!!
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Butt Pirates Of The Carribean 2: Spread Woman's Chest. What other fake porn titles come to mind?
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After all the hype, I was expecting a better trailer than this.
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Sorry, I just had to say it.
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Plane Dead - yes indeed.
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This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
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....blows goats.
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Funny at first but then it grows old
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but (at least at my college) it caught on and has been destroyed by a bunch of frat guys just like napoleon. MILDLY amusing or cool things can't go "pop" or mainstream because MTV minds run them into the ground over and over until my brain explodes and somehow something i enjoyed is destroyed by some abercrombie queer bag in an escalade listening to slowed down music screaming snakes on a plane!!! fuck man...fuck
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Isn't it obvious?
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Snakes on a bus, Snakes in a taxicab, Snakes in a high school, Snakes in the ghetto, Snakes in a stadium, Snakes in a bathroom and my favorite. The scifi sequel - Snakes on a Starship.
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only this time with Snakes? It looks so terrible it might be funny?
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YES YES YES YES YES!!!! I AM ALREADY CAMPING OUT AT THE MULTIPLEX FOR THIS ONE!!!! I AM DRESSING UP AS MY FAVORITE SNAKE!!!! HISSSSSSSS! HISSSSSSSS! HISSSSSS!!!! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE THE BESTEST MOVIE ABOUT SNAKES ON A PLANE THAT WILL EVER BE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE!!!! BUT EVEN BETTER IS WHEN IT FINALLY COMES OUT IN THE SUPER-DUPER SPECIAL EDITION DVD THAT IS UNCUT WITH 30 SECONDS OF MORE SNAKES AND THE SHOT OF A SNAKE BITING A LADYS TITTY!!! THAT'S RIGHT - HER TITTY!!! RIGHT ON THE HARD COLD NIPPLE THAT SNAKE WILL BITE, AND ALL THE TEENAGE PIMPLY FACED BOYS WILL PAUSE THAT FRAME OF THE DVD AND PRINT IT ON THEIR COMPUTERS AND THEN RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER THEIR LITTLE SNAKES UNTIL THEIR LITTLE SNAKES SPIT!!!! AND THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SNAKES SPITTING TO A PYTHON GITTIN BIZY ON THE UDDER!!! THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN!!! START YOUR CLOCKS!!!! TELL THE TOWN!!! WARN EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL DIE IF THEY DO NOT SEE THIS AS SOON AS THEY CAN!!!! SNAKES ON A PLANE IS GONNA SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!...And thus, I'm saving up for DVD box set already! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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When articles like this get posted on the internet, and it gets this kind of response
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was greenlit and came to be could be more fun.
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or internet fans will be fucked til no end.
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When are you fanboys gonna cop the fuck on? You bang on and on and on about this shitty looking movie ad nauseum, how Samuel (I cant say no to a project) L Jackson is gonna say 'motherfucking,' and how this film is the second coming. Well, it's not. I looks like a piece of shit b-movie. A bad mix of Anaconda and Airport '77. And yes, it is the death knell for the cinematic art when a bunch of idiots (and most audiences these days are full of idiots) in a theatre can dictate to a studio how a movie should be made. Now, I'm not defending the studios. They're as fucking stupid as the general public. But a movie should grow organically, not be subject to audience demands AFTER a the filming has wrapped. And George 7th Chicken, or whatever your name is, christ, your posts are imbecilic.
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or is the title to this article one of Harry's gayer titles? What does that even mean?
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Oh shit! There is no "angle"! It's just a really bad movie! I'm glad they clued me in before I actually paid to sit throught that uninspired trash.
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Samuel L jackson will celebrate his...are you all ready.. for this..., Sixtieth Birthday. that is why he making all these crap movies, make enough of them and then retire in a couple of years. Like at say sixty 2 or three.
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the better it will be.
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and have tiny little planes attacking a giant big Snake!!!
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The fans of this site and around the world are all excited for "Snakes on a Plane" for the same reason they are excited to see other b-films, they are silly. The title suggests b-film giddiness. Just like "Eight Legged Freaks" a couple of summers ago, or "Tremors" or just about every Godzilla movie. These are the kind of movies that eventually find their way to local channel late night movie shows for the teenagers to see during sleepovers. We have all had these in our past, watching Friday the 13th series or Porky's movies. When I see anything promoting "Snakes" and the fan reaction, it reminds me of the days of the drive-in and audiences who have fun talking back to the screen and throwing popcorn. You seem to think all fims should be works of art. Sometimes, it's okay to make a MOVIE. Dumb movie. Popcorn pushing wastes of time. And when we are wanting to see art, we will go to the arthouses in the cities, rent them on DVD at the video store, or support the cable channels such as IFC or Sundance. Studios are still making art films, but they are released in the winter. August is the time for one last bit of crazy fun before school starts. Also, as you wish to call Chicken George an imbicile, it only makes you look far worse. He is a legend at AICN. And try reading one of his posts on an obit talkback before calling him stupid. Try the Aaron Spelling obit page. CG7 can be very poetic when he needs to be.
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Jun 27, 2006 5:39:35 AM CDT
Hopefull it will be the best times at the movies since
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SHOWGIRLS....or it will be the worst time at the movies since GIGLI...go figure...but really honestly Me and my friends went to see GLITTER stoned and we almost got kicked out of the theatre for laughing so much, Mariah looked lik a chipmunk! That movie was hilarious stoned in a theatre with families giving us dirty looks...
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Some movies are meant to just be Full on Fun! and this looks Cheesballtastic!!! I like shit like this and call them Sunday films. Movies like Congo, and Anaconda where you can just kick-back with a beer and laugh your ass off at Bruce Cambell getting eaten or John Voight Gurning like an imbesile! I do hope on the otherhand it sneaks over into cult classic status like Tremours or Starship Troopers and is actually fuckin great! but who cares if doesn't!? at least you know exactly what yo gonna get! bring on 'Aligators in a lift'
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A legend at AICN?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously dude, if you're trying to be funny, congratulations. If not, try and realise that being a 'legend' here amounts to absolutely nothing in the real world. Christ. And I have read some of his posts. I'm not basing what I said on a single post.
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Is there anything that Harry DIDN'T do as a kid? Magician's assistant, snake handler, rodeo clown, arms dealer...
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this will turn out just to be a poorly made, cheap, cookiecutter action movie. and that snake in the trailer looks ridiculously CGI.
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Well, there is ONE major reason why fans SHOULD be interested in this project... depite it not having a great deal of artistic merit, at least it isn't a remake/reimagining/rehash, right?
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Harry gained 2,000 votes in a 2 minute span. What the fuck? By reading all the Harry is kiss ass sell out posts, that can't be legitimate.
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It's good eats I tell you!
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Direct to video sequel...You heard it here first
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the 'description' of what the teaser would be like?
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Hey darth hater whatcha doin bein cheeky about that boys artwork? he's good and even though he doesnt rock your boat you should at least praise the boy for bein better then the majority of cover artists out there in comic land. and where is your website link? im sure we'd all love to see your work hater...
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You guys do realize that the *actual film* is going to royally suck balls, right? It would probably be better to not go see the movie and get to live the rest of your life still believing that Snakes on a Plane may be the coolest SLJ film ever, rather than be grossly disappointed by it. This may be the only movie in the history of film where the pre-release hype is more fun than the movie will be...they should just keep pushing it back forever so no one ever gets to see it, and everyone will continue to consider it the coolest movie ever...
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Just hype, 'screenshots,' some fake trailers, etc. Just one big marketing scam that will eventually BE the film itself. Sure, this film will suck major ass...but can you think of anything better to MST3K in a theater full of people howling at this atrocity?
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Shit for brains. I defended his art work. Go back and read my post. It was crazyeyezkillah who insulted him. I really liked his rendering/painting style. I await your apology but that doesn't guarantee I still won't smite thee. (insert heavy breathing here).
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VERY FUNNY, but we're not married it's a NSA relationship...................shithead.........
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Oh my Dudes and Dudettes (as if women ever actually came to this site). This will be no worse than "Eight Legged Freaks", which was a damn-fine entertaining movie. Sammy J is coolness personified, way cooler than that other Action Grandpa, Harrison Ford...in fact, why can't Samuel L. Jackson be Indiana Jones' brother? Or just Indiana Jones himself, in some new re-imagining? Imagine the Nazi-sympathizer smack-down. It will however NOT be as good as Tremors, which is actually a very good film, as well as being a great satire of Sci-Fi Horror flicks. And of course, we get to watch Juliana Margolis' face turn slowly into stone as she gets older..won't that be fun?
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Sadly, I can't wait! This looks like the best, worst movie in years. You got to give it to New Line though, it's not like their advertising it as Shakespeare. I bet you $100 it's better than several movies out this summer i.e.: The Lake House, Little Man, You Me and Dupree, and the Break Up.
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seriously that was WEAK!!!
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Oh Snakes on a Plane, I can always count on the talkbacks being laugh outloud hilarious. As for the movie, looks great, and it never fails. If a geek movie is done with absolute dignity like Superman or Spiderman 2 and 3, haters come out. If it's done with total camp, like this, it gets burned up. If Raimi ever did another Evil Dead you guys would be popping up about the first trailers sucking, or whatever. You're all geeks(as I fully admit to be) you're on AICN, no reason to act like you're above the stuff somehow. As if everyone else on here is really a geek, but you're the exception, because you just come here, check headlines, and if there's nothing that interests you, you get out.
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When he turns 60 in a couple he will retire, hence the bland, going-down the toilet movies he is doing currently. A reporter once asked Caine why he did jaws and caines answer was a classic: My mother needed a new house!
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Movies are there to enjoyed. They have been entertaining us, wowing,shocking us, thrilling ever since their inception 200 years ago. If you cant a get a thrill out of a film then stop going and for god sake stop clogging up this website moaning. Enjoy films or dont go is what i say.
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Who the FAWK is this guy???!!!
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I don't think I'm "above the stuff", but this trailer looks pretty awful. The idea of the movie is kinda neat, but it seems like its's been executed terribly. Maybe I should change my SOAP wallpaper to something cool.
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Did anyone hear read Sean Astin's Book, there and back again. Interesting if a little too honest. he seemed just overawed by everone. I sure his mother Patty Duke was real happy that he mentioned her mental illness. Astin seems overly aspiraint. Good luck to anyone who starts there own company at 18. There must have serious queasiness in New Line when they heard his book was coming out. I would love to know the reaction from hollywood to the book. Even lord knowles of Aint it cool get a mention.
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about the size of a dime on my screen. I THINK I SAW A SPEARGUN.
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Except in this case the ride stops at the top of the hill.
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...is too stupid to live. Just fucking kill yourself. People will pretend to be sad when you die, but they secrely won't be. They'll laugh and think about how the world is better now that you're dead. And snakes got no reason to live. I hope this movie does, in fact, inspire people to kill all the snakes they can find. Disgusting creatures. Screw that Book of Genesis nonsense, snakes need to go just because THEY GOT NO LEGS. AND THEY'RE SLIMY. AND THEY CONSTRICT ON THINGS. AND THEY GOT NO LEGS.
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I don't think it is an official trailer. I got more of a TV commercial vibe from it.
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Thats more like a teaser!! It's like 30sec. long! Come one guys, get your shit together and give us a real trailer.
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That sounds sooooo gay...
Soo is double posting...damn.... -
incredibly liquored up. Simply the only way to watch it. Oh, and I think the trailer is pretty hilarious. Seriously, all you need is the title and a shot of Sam Jackson and I'm there.
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Can't wait to see the snakes on this muthafuckin plane!!!
Sleeper of the summer... -
Go peddle your wares elsewhere.
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