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Harry dons his mask for NACHO LIBRE!!!
That Tim League and I have been planning this event for at least a half year, kinda goes to show my level of anticipation. As most of you know – I saw an early cut of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and had such a bad reaction that I just never saw the finished print. As a result – while I know tons of people that are a part of that cult of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE – and I’ve heard them preach it’s virtues as a film… But I just haven’t revisited it yet. When I hated on it, prior to its screening at SUNDANCE – I have to admit – it was absolutely captivating to watch – although I just felt that as a story, it just wasn’t working for me. The “stupid” humor just didn’t hit me right. I’m freely willing to admit that this was a fault of seeing the movie by myself without an audience, which always helps a comedy with its timing.
Why then was I so looking forward to NACHO LIBRE? I’m a huge Jack Black fan. And the idea of Jack playing a “guero” monk who moonlights as a Masked Wrestler… well, that’s kinda all I needed. There’s more than enough there for fun to be assured.
First – there was the crowd… well over a thousand… nearly two thousand in attendance. Nearly 30-40% wore Luchador Wrestling masks. Some in full costumes. There was a group of “business” luchadores in white shirts and ties… and the masks. There was a Hello Kitty female luchador.
The wrestling was hilarious… many of the animated moves that Jack and I are doing in the corner… including the patented midget face thrust – were actually seen in the ring. I shit you not. Fucking hilarious. About the time all the wrestlers showed up and went crazy – wandering into the audience beating one another… only to have masked audience wrestlers joining into the maddening chaos to fight. The midget grabbing a thong sandal from one patron to beat another wrestler and issue spankings to another.
This was blissful, maddening insanity. The wrestling… hilariously fake. Showmen performing for the audience’s vast satisfaction. The first two evil wrestlers one, then… then the one good midget wrestler triumphed… then the two evil wrestlers came to help their defeated short wrestler. Then those tall evil bastards went to work to defeat the little bit of good that triumphed. But when good was in danger of being stomped out of existence – the friends of good came and then violence escalated. It was a luchador meltdown. The ring was too small to hold this vast battle for good and evil. Wrestlers dressed as Satan and The Angel of Death… and Puerto Rico. I’m not joking. And Good, the power of Mexico and all the saints in heaven… fought – and the crowd fought, Puerto Rico was put upside down into garbage by a crowd that just would not allow Puerto Rico to humiliate Mexico.
Even Tim League was taken by Evil and beaten with boards – humiliated with his butt cheeks bared to the world. In the end… Good won the day. And there was much merriment. Much joy. Much celebration. Hundreds of gringo luchadores posed for photos.
Finally after all this – it came time for NACHO LIBRE… for the film. What level of non-stop hilarity would ensue? Well, that’s not what this movie is.
There is something missing from the ad campaign. The trailers and the commercial make the film out to be non-stop hilarity. But that isn’t what this film is. It is funny, but funny in an odd way. Funny like a raspberry on the cheek during a warm hug. In fact – in many ways this film is a warm hug of a film.
There’s no cynicism, no irony. The characters are innocents. People that are all broken in their way. All without the equipment that would allow them to exist a normal existence. They’re all hiding and staying insulated. And yet at peace with that. I know I’m talking like some metaphysical type – but these characters don’t feel like studio film characters. They seem to have never strived for an audience. They’re silly without thinking about the laughter they can’t see on the other side of their performances. They’re well meaning.
I was actually really shocked by how sweet this film was. Does it feel like a regular narrative film? No. It seems to have skipped logical scenes for ones that simply exhibit a bit of honesty about characters. Having said that – the audience cheered and laughed and had quite a bit of fun.
Jack Black’s performance was that of a little boy holding his grown up self accountable for a dream long repressed. In an odd way, this is Jack Black’s superhero film. It’s like Zorro’s Friar friend decided to be Zorro. It’s like Alfred became a superhero. And how is Nacho Libre not a superhero. By day he makes due with terrible ingredients for the orphans. By night – he fights and sacrifices his body and his honor for their greater comfort of living. It is Robin Hood – only he is not stealing, he’s punishing only himself for the greater good. Jack is very sweet in this role. At times – very funny, yet always very charming.
As wonderful as Jack is… Hector Jimenez’s Esqueleto is a scrawny god of skin and bone. His face is 75% teeth, 10% lips and the rest hair and eyes. He’s a starving muppet. Sinewy, squirrelly and just particular as all hell. He loves corn on the cob, he fears crazy fat women that want him, he believes in science, not God… and he’s a fucking loon. He is hilarious.
The rest of the film is made up of odd folks. Like Ana De La Reguera – she’s a hottie in this film in that… eat toast with ya sort of way. She has a smile that makes one shake. The kindest of eyes. Her character is a nun, but one that seems to flirt with “normal life” yet cherishes the life of being a nun. Pursued, yet never captured. Available, yet never taken. Not a tease mind you, but an inspiration and a dream.
I liked this film. It’s an odd one. And I can say you might react oddly to it. This is a film that feels artificial in the same way that really good people seem artificial at first. They care too much, they want to help too much. And they believe in hugs and kisses on a cheek instead of an American strong and earnest handshake. But then, this isn’t an American tale. This is Mexico and there… it isn’t here. Though Texas is damn close.
Go to NACHO LIBRE wanting good fun. This movie is a warm hug and smile. It is a good time.
Even Tim League was taken by Evil and beaten with boards – humiliated with his butt cheeks bared to the world. In the end… Good won the day. And there was much merriment. Much joy. Much celebration. Hundreds of gringo luchadores posed for photos.
Finally after all this – it came time for NACHO LIBRE… for the film. What level of non-stop hilarity would ensue? Well, that’s not what this movie is.
There is something missing from the ad campaign. The trailers and the commercial make the film out to be non-stop hilarity. But that isn’t what this film is. It is funny, but funny in an odd way. Funny like a raspberry on the cheek during a warm hug. In fact – in many ways this film is a warm hug of a film.
There’s no cynicism, no irony. The characters are innocents. People that are all broken in their way. All without the equipment that would allow them to exist a normal existence. They’re all hiding and staying insulated. And yet at peace with that. I know I’m talking like some metaphysical type – but these characters don’t feel like studio film characters. They seem to have never strived for an audience. They’re silly without thinking about the laughter they can’t see on the other side of their performances. They’re well meaning.
I was actually really shocked by how sweet this film was. Does it feel like a regular narrative film? No. It seems to have skipped logical scenes for ones that simply exhibit a bit of honesty about characters. Having said that – the audience cheered and laughed and had quite a bit of fun.
Jack Black’s performance was that of a little boy holding his grown up self accountable for a dream long repressed. In an odd way, this is Jack Black’s superhero film. It’s like Zorro’s Friar friend decided to be Zorro. It’s like Alfred became a superhero. And how is Nacho Libre not a superhero. By day he makes due with terrible ingredients for the orphans. By night – he fights and sacrifices his body and his honor for their greater comfort of living. It is Robin Hood – only he is not stealing, he’s punishing only himself for the greater good. Jack is very sweet in this role. At times – very funny, yet always very charming.
As wonderful as Jack is… Hector Jimenez’s Esqueleto is a scrawny god of skin and bone. His face is 75% teeth, 10% lips and the rest hair and eyes. He’s a starving muppet. Sinewy, squirrelly and just particular as all hell. He loves corn on the cob, he fears crazy fat women that want him, he believes in science, not God… and he’s a fucking loon. He is hilarious.
The rest of the film is made up of odd folks. Like Ana De La Reguera – she’s a hottie in this film in that… eat toast with ya sort of way. She has a smile that makes one shake. The kindest of eyes. Her character is a nun, but one that seems to flirt with “normal life” yet cherishes the life of being a nun. Pursued, yet never captured. Available, yet never taken. Not a tease mind you, but an inspiration and a dream.
I liked this film. It’s an odd one. And I can say you might react oddly to it. This is a film that feels artificial in the same way that really good people seem artificial at first. They care too much, they want to help too much. And they believe in hugs and kisses on a cheek instead of an American strong and earnest handshake. But then, this isn’t an American tale. This is Mexico and there… it isn’t here. Though Texas is damn close.
Go to NACHO LIBRE wanting good fun. This movie is a warm hug and smile. It is a good time.
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Nice fanboy review. And nice flaming chest hair, Harry. :P
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from the trailers, it looks marginal. WR looks like she forced her lines and it seems like JB could get to be grating with the accent after a while. I'll wait I think.
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Well, crap. And good point - Harry's got a mouthless-Neo thing going on.
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But I'll trust your judgement and see it immediately anyway. I still can't wait.
Napolean Dynamite was genius. -
He's flipped. Whacko. Out of his gourd. 'Round the bend.HARRY... COME BACK TO THE LIGHT... HARRY... PUT DOWN THE WATER PIPE AND LSD DUSTED DONUTS!!! *Who else thinks Nacho Libre's sidekick looks like an emaciated, unkempt Ronaldinho?
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Harry hated it really but due to the enormous ad revenues he is generating from Nacho Libre on this iste, he is unable to say that the movie stinks. How is it possible to give a completely objective/honest review of a bad movie when the filmmakers are supporting the existence of the site?
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While I can't say that I'm extermely excited, I will make an effort to see it. It seems to have the same quality of Napoleon Dynamite, a funny and sweet story. That and Mike White's scripts very rarely misfire to me.
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yeah the plot and the movie Napolean Dynamite was bad, even though that character is hilarious. so I find myself thinking back to the movie and laughing. but I still refuse to call it a good movie. I have a feeling this one might be an actual good movie, as it sounds like the plot works out nicely. some people still care about that. great people. like me.
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"My God, this movie sucked! But I am too far in the tank with Jack Black to give anything other than a lukewarm, 'well, it was odd but nice' review." Oh, and Jack Black in "King Kong" is the worst case of mis-casting in a major film in 10 years.
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Someone guessed it was Quint, but the pic would've been panoramic if it were. If thats the kind of hot action that goes on at Tim League's events... count me in the next ButtNumbAThon wearing a Luchador mask and a strap on.
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There are 11 Superman returns clips up on the Total Film site. A lot of stuff we've already seen but still pretty cool, and Brandon Routh can talk! Am officially no longer skeptical about Kate Bosworth
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I own a local Adult Store called "Adult Store", and we've already had to place an order for 2009 more gimp suits just to meet this month's demands. As far as the movie goes, after reading Harry's review, I just know that it's gonna contain Jack Black making a little overly-earnest speech along these lines: "I'm jus tryin to live my dream, es
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I agree with Harry on this one. Saw a sneak last night. It's very lighthearted, and a lot of fun. There's no doubt that it's a Jared Hess movie. If you like Jack Black, and Napoleon Dynamite, check it out.
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Clearly Harry has been popping too much ecstacy, because to describe a movie as being like a hug is either a) insane b) breaking new journalistic bounderies.
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Either way, that be one kickass shirt ya got there! Tis a shame there aren't more "in the field" stories (w/pics) on this site. Harry, this looks like it would have made a great video piece for AICN. Speaking of which, can't any of you guys work a video camera or audio recorder? I would have liked to hear the actual Singer interview, so I could tell if that really was a giggle or a chuckle he let loose. C'mon dude bring this place into the 21st Century. As far as Nacho goes? It has to be better than the last pro wrestling flick. Ready 2 Rumble. (ugh) I'm lookin' forward to it.
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Check it: http://vampiromovie.com/trailer/teaser2.html
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I just can't tell. Wish I could be there but I've got to get back to studying for my A2s.
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me neither.
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I was at the premier event too, and although I loved Napolean Dynamite and love Jack Black, I did not like this movie. Two true things about the movie that Harry says are true:
We were expecting it to be funny and it wasn't.
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always reminded me more of "Welcome To the Dollhouse" than anything else. But replace heartbreaking pathos with wry, gentle character comedy. That Luchador has a nice bum.
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I love Napoleon and on occasion don't mind JB, so think I will like this. I'm confused about Harry going ape for this for literally, months. Then, admiting he couldn't even bring himself to watch Napoleon. And after hyping it himself and thru AICN like mad gives it a lukewarm OK... I'm confused. I take it the *idea* of the movie appealed to him more than the actual movie. ;-)
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http://www.straitjackets.com/
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the gimp from 'Pulp Fiction' has just returned from Carnival.
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Does it come with an On/Off switch?
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It just makes me smile. I love Jack Black, but hated him in King Kong. I guess it's cable Nacho, for me.
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That first picture made me cry for so many different reasons.
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Sure, it was wafer-thin and wildly uneven, but very likeable in a charming way. Uncle Rico's hideous 1982 shirts and Napoleon bustin' his moves at the end were comedy gold.
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Agreed. A one-trick pony. And we saw that exploited effectively in Hi-Fidelity. Let's move on. And jeez that first shot of Harry was frankly terrifying.
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what in the fuck is goin on with Harry lately? this combined with that disgusting gif... he's like a big fat Alan Cumming.
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All his films will treat social outcasts as normal people, they will have a wry sense of humour that is self knowing but at the same time wholly un-ironic, there will be humanity to the characters but they won't be warm and finally they will be billed as comedies but won't actually be that funny.
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now that's what I call insight!
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If you were expecting a Jack Black comedy, you came to the wrong movie. This is actually a warm, funny kid's movie. To say it's like a hug is not off the mark. Although I disagree with his description of the wrestling that night- I found it boring and the audience wasn't THAT into it. The movie got far more laughs and cheers.
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Napolean is dynomite! It gets better the more you watch it too. And Summer Wheatly is HOT.
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did Chewbacca wear mexican wrestling masks? ;)
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As 'the Grobe' noted above, Harry's review is spot on. It's extremely funny but in a really innocent, non offensive way. The characters are real (despite their surreality) and you just can't help but love them. It's gonna be fucking huge at the box office. 150 mill easy.
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I don't think we need to dismiss his review because it wasn't the usual glowing thing he does for MI3 and whatnot. this sounds like what i might think of the movie as well actually. i'm not the biggest fan of napoleon dynamite either, funny characters in a film with an almost nonexistent narrative. i liked it better the second time i watched it. but like harry said, i'm pretty much sold on "jack black plays a mexican wrestler". i laugh every time i watch the trailer. if its not non-stop funny i can handle that, but just from everything i've seen i'm pretty sure i'll enjoy it.
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if it came out 10 years ago...and starred chris farley and david spade with cameos by sandler and the hulkster
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First, Everybody needs shut up about Jack Black, he's funny and talented. He might not have much acting range(which could change),he is crazy hilarious and he can actually sing, even though he chooses to sing silly songs. As to the Nacho Libre event, I felt the wrestling was a little underwhelming but still fun, especially when they came into the audience.But how can you complain too much when it was free. As for the movie, I loved it. Not every joke worked but what comedy these days actually hits it everytime? I didn't know before that it would be a Nick moive and I can see all the elements, kids, Jack Black, gooey stuff, slapstick are in place. I laughed more at this movie than I did at Napoleon Dynamite, which I like. I felt like this movie moved to it's own weird rhythm, the previews don't really let you know that but how could they, at times I even felt Jared Hess was aping some Wes Anderson shots but it didn't bother me that much. Jack is great in this role even if he jumps out of character at times, it's forgivable, at least to me. Overall, I thought this was an enjoyable flick that never got too sappy like most so called comedies, ie. Wedding Crashers. The music was great, Esquivel, Os Mutantes,etc. Those scary looking midget wrestlers had me cracking up everytime they showed up. The kids in the movie weren't annoying, for a change. It may not be for everyone, if fact I can imagine most parents hating it, but kids should love it. Not such a bad thing. I would pay to see it if I didn't already see it for free. Thanks Harry for a fun event.
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I will pay you one month's salary of mine if you wear that goddamn mask and go toe-to-toe with Uwe Boll. Dude, my fiancee made me a bowling shirt just like yours. Sweet. Looking forward to this movie. Oh, and Napoleon Dynamite is great. Just watch it again. It gets better each viewing.
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Can't hold a big event for a film that turns out to suck. Yeah, it's a cinematic "hug", gotcha *wink*.
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Haven't we all heard that one before...
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I dunno if it's me but isn't that little .gif of Harry's Nacho Libre cartoon portraying Jack Black humping Harry in various positions ? However , it cracks me up nonetheless !
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The movie is awful, many jokes fall flat and the movie is just bland. I can understand why Harry had such a great time because he basically went to a party. If I got free stuff and had great time watching people wrestle and stuff I'd probably think the movie fun too. I sadly was just sitting in a regular theater where the movie came off more of a waste of time and sadly not a warm hug.
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Can't wait to see this on Friday...
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For months Nacho Libre has been pimped on this site, and Harry finally reviews it and we get a review that essentially says the movie sucks without ever saying it. Never before have I seen someone go to such lengths to deny, whether it be to themselves or the readers, the reality of a situation. Very, very bizarre review. And Harry, you're fine to look at in cartoon form, but please...Don't post actual pictures of your self.
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You forgot to do that.
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I will have nachos while watching Nacho Libre. I will have nachos with cheese sauce while watching Nacho Libre. I will have nachos with cheese sauce with jalapenos while watching Nacho Libre. By the end of the weekend I will be sick of the word nachos. Guranteed. It will be a good sick though.
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First, Everybody needs shut up about Jack Black, he's funny and talented. He might not have much acting range(which could change),he is crazy hilarious and he can actually sing, even though he chooses to sing silly songs. As to the Nacho Libre event, I felt the wrestling was a little underwhelming but still fun, especially when they came into the audience.But how can you complain too much when it was free. As for the movie, I loved it. Not every joke worked but what comedy these days actually hits it everytime? I didn't know before that it would be a Nick moive and I can see all the elements, kids, Jack Black, gooey stuff, slapstick are in place. I laughed more at this movie than I did at Napoleon Dynamite, which I like. I felt like this movie moved to it's own weird rhythm, the previews don't really let you know that but how could they, at times I even felt Jared Hess was aping some Wes Anderson shots but it didn't bother me that much. Jack is great in this role even if he jumps out of character at times, it's forgivable, at least to me. Overall, I thought this was an enjoyable flick that never got too sappy like most so called comedies, ie. Wedding Crashers. The music was great, Esquivel, Os Mutantes,etc. Those scary looking midget wrestlers had me cracking up everytime they showed up. The kids in the movie weren't annoying, for a change. It may not be for everyone, if fact I can imagine most parents hating it, but kids should love it. Not such a bad thing. I would pay to see it if I didn't already see it for free. Thanks Harry for a fun event.
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You are such a fucking tough guy. Congrats.
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'Cause it sure looks like it. BTW, anyone feel a conflict of interest in that this site is advertising Nacho Libre in a big banner at the top of every page?
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How would you even know a tough guy if you saw one? Not like there are anything but dipshits and jock-sniffers in montreal.
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Steriotype, Harry.
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gets a very apologetic review indeed. I do think Hess has a peculiar sense of humour that you are either give in to or resent, so I get where Harry's coming from. Trouble is, he set up a nice event for the film and so I guess he tried to have fun with the film, even though I don't think it lived up to the fun during the day for everyone. It's a lot like his Kong review.
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Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy, whose real name was Shirley Crabtree.
ahhh....the memories
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forgot to close that one too!
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The new Nacho Libre AICN animation of Jack Black as Nacho Libre wrestling Harry is nauseating. And by wrestling I mean man-humping.
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you sir are a filthy mongrel.
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Everything Harry said about this movie could be said exactly the same way for Napoleon Dynamite. I guess it shows you what a difference it can really make when someone goes into a movie really wanting to like it.
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Please warn us of links to large photos of Harry. Something along the lines of APPETITE SPOILER.
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I am from the UK. Is he a wrestler?
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brokeback.
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You heard it here. The sleeper hit of the summer.
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i will have nightmares over that picture....NEVER wear a mask again, harry.
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A jumbled mess of weird characters trying too hard to pull off straight weirness as humor. While I do appreciate what they were trying to do I think they got way too much credit for a film that really didn't do anything particularly well. Sadly enough as much as I like Jack Black Nacho Libre looks worse than Napoleon Dynamite by a country mile. I have yet to see one trailer that genuinely makes me laugh. If I hear that "sometimes when you are a many you wear stretchy pants line" one more time I think I will lose it and boycott the film al together. Nacho will be viewed on Netflix.
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call your movie "free nachos", in a foreign language. It'll sink into Harry's subconscious; by the time you release the first trailer, he'll be salivating uncontrolably at the mention of the movie's name, and he won't know why.
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Harry's review is spot on. Nice shirt, btw.
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Is like getting a pinch on the bum from your Aunt. Weird at first, then you kind've warm up to it, until you finally you find yourself in the bathroom masterbating in the shower stall while your family calls you for dinner.
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I keep busting out laughing every time I see Harry doing reverse cowgirl.
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Jun 14, 2006 8:45:22 PM CDT
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www.PARTYmidgets.com
P.S. No. They do NOT do midget porn...so I guess they do it all EXCEPT midget porn. -
I messed up. I screwed the pooch! It's not PARTYmidgets.com...it's PARTYmidgets.NET!!! dot-COMs are for COMmunists! PARTYmidgets.NET! I am a huge douche. How could I forget that?
PARTYmidgets.NET
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then go to www.premiereprops.com, they have the one that jack black wore in the movie and the stunt doubles, I am sorry, I work for them and im pimping them but, i thought you guys would be interested.
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Preface: I will avoid giving specifics on the movie in this review. There is nothing more damaging to a comedy that knowing the jokes before hand. Since I liked this movie, and it was funny. I shall shy away from spoilers.
Jared Hess shoots his movies like a funny David Fincher. His obsession with grime and dirt and everything looking old and decrepit, is almost fetishistic. But he has grown a lot since we last saw his work, (shooting extreme close-ups of steak and tater-tots in Napoleon Dynamite). Not to sound cruel, but I was surprised while watching his latest effort, Nacho Libre, because, well -
friggin AICN doesnt let you put paragraphs in your posts. sorry.
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The Sandman vs The Zombie in the new ECW http://youtube.com/watch?v=zl3cdOTR4SQ&search=ECW . Apparently a vampire was hanging out outside the arena. The mini is Mascarita Sagrada. You could actually do some research and visit LUCHAWIKI.COM rather than "the tall guy" "the midget", etc.
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and talkback paragraphs. and what is with the guy pulling the wrestler's pants down over his ass? was that supposed to be funny? i didn't catch on.. and i got that same look of pity/semi-horror when i saw another of Harry's pictures. I agree with the poster above.. Harry, dude, please post APPETITE SPOILER before your pics? And btw I'm not interested in seeing Jack Black squeeze pants in between his asscheeks and fake-tagteam wrestle with a scrawny-ass gringo. one last btw... DOWN WITH GERMANY!! POLSKA STILL OWNS!!
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The principal/ fromer wrestler from "Billy Madison" that killed another wrestler when he sat on his head...hillarious!
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Serious.
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That ECW footage was crap but funny.Nice one O firebreather:0.ONS was a v good event. Awesome atmosphere.If that wasn't worthy of being represented here nothing EVER EVERRRRRR will be again.......Harry,I hope Que Monito bites your ankles to death for missing out.
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I've been all over the Alamo website dozens of times and can't find them. I want to show my friends!
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..there's an episode that opens on BILL dancing to impress the chicks - compare and contrast to Napoleon's dance sequence - NO CONTEST.
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True dat.
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Being morbidly obese does not mean you have to look the part. You need a makeover STAT. The long hair is gross but the beard thing is just disgusting. Shave it off and get a nice hair cut. You will look a little more human.
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Harry is wearing the table cloth from the Mexican restaurant he emptied an hour before seeing the film. The mask is really the soup kettle and they had to drill out the eyes and mouth so he could breathe!! LMFAO!!!
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http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho/
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This movie was good...reeeal good!
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NP is neither a great or a terrible movie. But I'll probably end up seeing this like I did NP...a year or so later on Netflix, after all the hype dies down.
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I think the icon in the corner shows Harry at his high school weight. or maybe elementary school.
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You'd be a total loser. Fo' sho'.
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With all the advertising revenue it brought to your site, you know you can't give it a bad review. Why not just take a pass on a proper review? I'm glad the site is profitable for you, but you lose credibility in situations like this.
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Hilarious. I would wear one, but living in Arizona, I don't wanna get my ass kicked.
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Another review by the apologist of all apologists. Harry admit that the movie was not...disappointing...but bad. Given the talent, it was disappointing. If you went in with even no expectations it was still fucking unfunny...more importantly, it was boring.
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You are too close to the situation. So...now that you've interviewed Singer, I can't take your upcoming GLOWING review of "Superman Returns" seriously. Harry, you have become the very thing that this site was founded to combat.
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Thanks for the review. Being a fan of Napoleon Dynamite & JB, I'll be hugging this film this weekend.
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Where are the pictures of you jumping the shark.......?
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Fuck this movie. P.S. Harry you are repulsive.
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is actually a pretty damn good description of this movie. It was hilarious too.
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oh well. looks like it would've made a really funny short or SNL skit, though.
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could feel the whole of Africa 2.5 times over with enough left for a nice sized dessert.
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this movie is very bad... my review will be up shortly
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Not great, but really funny and I enjoyed it.
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Everyone pretty much wrote cars off. yet again Pixar have struck witha vengeance. No 1 film two weeks in a row. I know, a complete dog can be no 1 one, look at the santa clause movies or that krank film. Kong I think may be rubbing off on black, that was simply the worst piece of miscasting in years. black as denham and Brody as Driscoll as playwright. ugh. Black is not the only one to suffer from the KOng Curse, theres Noami Watts, her last film was absolutely dire and you dont hear much from Brody these days.
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Hey yo, I went to the event in my mask and I was hoping to see myself in all my glory with the other luchadors. Will there be more photos?
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My Arse itches.-- JESUS F#@$% Christ!!! WTF?! That's Harry?! I thought they discovered Sasquatch, scared the bejesus out of me!
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Anyone else still love this film?
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