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We Got SNAKES ON THE MUTHERFUCKING PLANE Teaser!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Thanks goes out to Talkbacker ILK for Digg-ing up the link for SNAKES ON A PLANE teaser that was pirated and placed online in an AVI file. And it is pretty damn funny. I just wish it was titled SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKING PLANE! It would rule! Shit, it rules plenty anyways. Here ya go... slither-on...
Quint just spent 18 hours on a snakeless plane. The wimp. Here's SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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I hate to say it, this looks like it could actually be fun to see with the right audience. I mean, from the little I have heard about this "film", the studio really decided to just make the movie as corny and as silly and they could.
Sam Jackson obviously is not taking himself too seriously in this project and has more or less admitted to slumming it with this flick.
I still don't know how or why movies like this get made. Such horrible ideas still end up making a little money. I would just like to see them at least break even with this one. Maybe it will start a new era of movies made just for fans of stuff like this. Big budget, low-brow, star-studded, popcorn romps every summer that are just fun to go to and not be ashamed to admit you saw it.
Unlike some of these action flicks that act as if they are so damn superior and high-end art films.
At least you have to admit this is an original idea rather than another sequel or re-make.
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It would be better if the movie studio was taking the movie seriously. I like it when the studio isn't "in" on the joke.
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SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE TEASER!!
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Of Hollywood movies that are made solely for ironic value? Maybe the Gumbel brothers can do a big-screen adaptation of "Beach Justice."
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YESssssss! This is sure to give me a cliche break, to explore the humor of exploited cliche's. Hot damn... this will be a fun "MST2K" episode you and your best of friends can create. That alone is worth the $10.oo ticket, & the $10.oo Popcorn with matching 10 buck-a-roo drink! 30 dollars of pure laughter! Overtime clocked in, I am set and ready to hisssss...
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I love the TRON font...
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I mean, I GET it, but c'mon. When was the last time you actually paid to see a movie on account of Sam Jackson? Or shoddy cg snakes? And would anyone be talking about this if it were called "Terror at 35,000 Feet" or "The Deadly Skiesssssss"?
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Hey, perfect example of how sometimes bad is good. Rarely great, but when it is, then bad is also sweet at the same time. Unfortunately, very often, less is more, too. The only thing going against this being a repeat-watchable -let's say- 'fun romp' is how it's been engineered, tweeked, trimmed, augmented, nipped & tucked to be one. But with the gamble so big, and my being a poor man, this will most likely be a rental for me, but it might be one chased with a purchase, which makes no sense, what with the poorness and shit.
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And this I like. "Hey we got a D rated movie here, full of snakes and Badd-Ass-Sammie-J!! If this was the food network, well we would have a recipe for D E L I C I O U S !!! I mean a fried snake is as good as Popeye's Chicken... *hack* *puke*
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GO SABRES! Way to whoop them kids.
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Why are they waiting until mid-August to release this thing? I mean, I understand wanting to avoid the early-summer mega-movies, but is there really no free release date for all that time? Their buzz could die down by then.
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superman trailer. cinema went nuts......after superman? dead stone cold silence.
I am not saying it will make more money than superman as it probably won't but that is a great teaser and it got pewoples juices flowing.....superman looks incredibly bland and dull. lifeless. -
Loud cheers and laughs, Snakes On A Plane will probably make an assload of money. I think the whole thing reeks of intentional ironic cheesiness. The studio made this as campy and cheesy as possible in hopes of luring people who want to laugh at a ridiculously made film.
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Yeah, no one seemed overly-excited after the Superman trailer. I thought it was funny that no one made any noise after it...not because they were in awe...but because they probably were put off by the "returns" idea. Batman Begins forever...
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Or something? Or is that how you represent how Jackson's voice sounds? Because I think he ennunciates pretty clearly. Is that like when Melinda tells Coral that she uses the same shampoo as "colored women?" Maybe that's how Tarantino writes it?
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If the comcast link goes down, check the digg comments for mirrors. Last I checked I think there were at least 2.
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The upcoming Star Wars tv show should use this title "Star Wars: With All New Characters And Ships For Hasbro To Mold Into Toys-The Series"
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There are two types of people in this world. Those who know that Snakes on a Plane will be the greatest cinematic achievment of all time and total farking douchebags.
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wrong site.
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Let the comedy begin!
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Warner Bros. Cranks Out 10-15 Direct-to-Video Movies
Warner Bros. is planning to release 10-15 low-budget movies a year directly to DVD, most of them sequels or prequels to theatrical movies, the Los Angeles Times reported today (Tuesday). The studio's first release will be a sequel to 2005's The Dukes of Hazzard, which will be produced for about $5 million or less and will not include the original cast members of the movie. The studio is expected to focus on producing sequels to films that performed relatively well at the box office but not well enough to warrant a theatrical sequel.
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I'm serious.
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I was once attacked by Sam Jackson on a plane, and I'm still not over it. He hit me with a snake.
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my typo is seriously less street than Harry's intentionally altered spelling.
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But I didn't mean to disrespect you, either. No, wait- is that "dis"?
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everyone clapped for it, I Should have left right after it.
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because I'll be there and I'll be motherfucking ready, son. You don't even know who you're stepping to.
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LO fuckin' L!
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I'm making an empty threat on an anonymous BBS and I MEAN it! What that supposed to be a specific accent in your last post?
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You thought the plane was cool? Well, on the plane there are (invisotext)... . . .
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But I realised I had a tendency to go with french (mother tongue) vowel structures when I was erring on purpose. And btw, glad to see that wasn't for real, cause I actually didn't mean disrespect. For a second there, I thought Chappelle's Conspiracy Brother was on the tb and I was trying to get through to him that being intense all the time is just not good on the heart.
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Will you be motherfucking ready or will you be *muthafucking* ready?
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Because I'm not altering the spelling to simulate tone. I'm keeping it real, son.
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I gots to be somewhere. Pleased to meet you crazyeyezkillah, and whether you took the time to find it on your keyboard or you copy/pasted it, as always, I appreciate the use of the "
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snakes on a plane trailer, best part of x3 hands down!
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....just to record the Snakes on a Plane trailer....or did he have something more nefarious in mind?....Heavens-to-betsy....naughty naughty.
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will be the sequel
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May 31, 2006 2:21:39 AM CDT
Why am I looking forward to this than anything else?
by scarranhalfbreed
And the guy with the video camera was DOGGING. Couldn't give a shit about X3 or DaVinci or Supes. Snake On The Mutherfuckin' Plane (to use its proper title) is where the hype machine SHOULD be focussed.
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youre so hot harry
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"When was the last time you actually paid to see a movie on account of Sam Jackson?" You should wash your mouth out, sir. You have blasphemed and you will promptly go to the depths of Hell when the Rapture cometh.
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Then Hollywood is as cold and dead as Gary Busey's career. ZING!!!
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I'd buy that for a dollar
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Fuck Hollywood.
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It would have swept all the awards. The French love cheese. Instead they got the bad knockoff "Snakes on a Train." Seriously. I saw the frickin poster for it. SoaP isn't even out yet and it's being copied.
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You really don't know, do you? Real Farkers always type in "fuck" and then let the Fark.com filter take of it from there. You must not be a real Farker. (j/k) And, oh yeah, Snakes on a Plane. I'm in.
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Everything else can wait til Sunday.
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its driving me nuts!
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Fuck ya GO SABRES. that game was intense. game 7 coming up. i hope we do it. the hurricans are a bunch of winny little bitches. making excuses for every little thing.
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I just can't make a an acurate prediction on this film. Only that it could very well be Anaconda all over again. But I'm hopeing it's a little more old school Sam Raimi. Love the Waterworld Music. Even though it wasn't the original version.
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Too bad the movie sucked.
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Killer snakes everywhere. And they will be pissed.
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The only way to save humanity is to develop of a race of Giant Robots. Or leave it all the capable hands of Samuel Jackson.
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I love Giant Robots, but they always seem to turn on their human masters and turn them into man-smoothies. I'd suggest saving drowning Polar Bears and pitting them against the snakes.
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The greatness of the premise really only works if they play it straight and dead serious. Maybe that's how the actual movie will be but the teaser looked too much like a parody. It can't be too self aware or it'll become "Eight Legged Freaks".
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Yes it will even manage to nab the best foriegn film. Hollywood is also creating another category, best performance by an animal, just so SOAP can win that as well.
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So that's what they're selling. I doubt the marketing departments are aware of the value of playing it completely straight for the sake of a laugh. The filmmakers probably are, so even if the commercials are made to enhance the silliness, I'm hoping the actual movie is presented like it's Citizen Kane.
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...this will undoubtedly be amusing, but it WOULD be funnier if New Line wasn't in on the joke. Having said that, I fully expect the opening night crowds for this to be boisterous affairs rivaling only opening night for RUMBLE IN THE BRONX. And just wait, one day, SNAKES ON A PLANE will be turned into a musical. Maybe on stage, maybe on the screen, but it'll happen, because there's money to be made.
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I mean...there is a script...with a ridicolous story and title! Everyone in the whole world, including the star of the movie, makes fun of it...and the studio decides to join the fun!! They go like "Hey, we know it's nothing more than a funny b-movie, so let'S all have a good time!" Imagine Fox would do this for AvP 2: "This movie will suck! So bring some friends and lots of beer!"
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unlike xmans, or supergay, you have to see this openning night with everyone else who "gets" SNAKES ON A PLANE. PS: i heard the sequal is gonna be called "Monty Python's Flying Zepplin"
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Scenario One:
Samuel L. Jackson discovers a new superbreed of snake, developed by the United States military, on board the plane. Quickly realizing that this snake could destroy the world, and knowing he would rather die than risk bringing this monster to the mainland, he decides to crash the plane into an offshore nitroglycerin plant.
Scenario 2:
After single-handedly killing all snakes on board and landing the plane, Jackson steps onto the tarmac and removes his trench coat only to reveal that he is, in fact, made entirely out of snakes.
Scenario 3:
While on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 50 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again"
Scenario 4:
As the plane is landing, Samuel Jackson is battling the last snake on the plane: a giant anaconda named Nancy. When he is about to let Nancy live by trapping her in a large duffle bag, he notices his father's wristwatch around her neck. Realizing that this is the snake that killed the man who raised him, Sam entangles Nancy's tail in the landing gear, simultaneously pur -
is if Sam Jackson was playing HIMSELF in this movie.
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snakes on a shirt!
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I need to see this. Need! Page not found? If by page not found you mean snakes....kill..web..uh...server!
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must have gotten emails from New Line's lawyers. now here's something for you New Line people: release the fucking thing officially and nobody will have to "pirate" your COMMERCIAL! they C&D some guy because he made their COMMERCIAL available to thousands of people. I don't get it. Isn't it the whole fucking point of a COMMERCIAL to reach as wide an audience as possible?
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one marginally intersting concept does not necessarily translate into an entertaining two hour film.
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Hmmmmm?
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The Chupacabra Terror? That shit right there was comic gold. Damsel in Distress: "But I thought you were an insurance agent" Heroic Lead Guy With a Gun: "Honey right now I'm the best insurance you've got!" Man that shit was funny.
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http://www.snakesonablog.com/
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or the biggest disappointment. I truly hope this rocks hard, but the hype is already building to near-stratospheric proportions. Unless it's golden it'll fade fast from the collectice memory.
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hopefully this will do better business at the BO though. And thanks for the link, DoorFrame!
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I can't see it! I just can't...!
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Seriously, that was a fucking funny trailer. You can catch it on Snakesonablog.com. But the thing is, you have to download it and watch in Window's Media.
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May 31, 2006 2:42:08 PM CDT
The disturbing thing is that this film will be a hit.
by r.c. the "wise"
Pleasebelieveit.
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Get the leaf blower.
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then, blame the 'street' marketing of albums, songs, etc that use 'mutha.' They have established that Poor Spelling = 'Street'/'Urban Cool', which in turn equals $$$$, which in turn creates a powerful cultural meme. Harry is just down with tha game. Anyway, this movie will rock; executives will slide their polyester cocks into high-priced call girls; champagne will be served at the Jackson mansion; and a sequel will be written the day after opening weekend. The box office will fucking explode.
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Is because writing "Mother Fucker" makes you think about the original meaning behind the word which has since changed from a hardcore insult that was literal in it's meaning. (You fuck your mom's...) The word is now more of a regular curse word like something you say in passing or in reference to something silly a friend did like "This mutherfucker let his girlfriend toss his salad". It's like how Bitch became a regular word.
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It's a lot funnier when the studio is NOT in on the joke.
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sh-it....
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Get these mother fucking errors off my motherfucking browser!
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Fuck Muthafuck Muthafuck Noitch noitch noitch 1-2 1-2-3-4 Noitch noitch noitch Smoking weed Smoking weed Doing coke Drinking beers Drinking Beers Beers Beers
Rolling fatties Smoking blunts Who smokes the blunts? We Smoke the blunts Rolling blunts and smoking ....
Fifteen bucks little man Put that shit in my hand If that money
doesn't show Then you owe me owe me oh My Jungle Love Yeah! O-ee-o-ee-o I think I wanna know ya Know ya Yeah What
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the link here is dead but it just showed up on Youtube. Pirated with a shaky handheld cam, but you'll get the idea. Although there's not much audience reaction--when I saw it in theaters a cheer went up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgHL18g18v4
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...that this is all just a giant joke? I heard disconcerting rumours that it's something to do with Tarantino. Please man - don't take this away from us!! *Adopts Vader pose* Noooooooooooo!!!!!
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Someone should tell them the link's kaput.
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There is no longer any doubt that the bulk of people that read this site are morons. The trailer for Snakes on the Plane looks like the most ridiculous, low-IQ CGI flop fest ever conceived. Just because it's Sam Jackson is NOT any indicator that this will in any way be a good movie. All of you complain that you hate stupid, formulaic movies...HELLO, but what the hell do you call garbage like this? The CGI snakes were like some bad experimental computer animation from the 80's. I wouldn't see this movie at a FREE showing! Even the concept of the movie is a simple one-trick pony...gee whiz, snakes loose on a plane...ooh! How scary! Sounds interesting for, like, five minutes. Please.
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Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Talk Back!!!!!!!Meh
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