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Spielberg's Reality Show!! ON THE LOT Is Taking Applications From Aspiring Filmmakers Now!!

Published at:  May 25, 2006 1:16:37 AM CDT



I am – Hercules!!



You say you’re not yet sleeping with Hollywood’s hottest actresses??



Mark Burnett (“Survivor”) and Steven Spielberg (“Raiders of the Lost Ark”) are teaming up for a new reality show called “On The Lot” that’s sort of a cross between “Project Greenlight” and “American Idol.”



And apparently its website went live within the last few days. Find submission applications, rules and other info here!

















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  • May 25, 2006 1:35:38 AM CDT

    Dawson Leery is creaming his pants right about now

    by retlaw kciuq

    It's too bad that I have zero equipment and only the knack to at least tell a great story and nothing as far as writing, as far as I'm concerned.

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  • May 25, 2006 1:36:59 AM CDT

    Oh, and I *SUPPOSE* that I was first

    by retlaw kciuq

    Sorry people, it had to be said. I promise I won't follow down that dark path and continously act annoying.

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  • May 25, 2006 1:43:08 AM CDT

    Third

    by iamghetto

    Sounds alright.

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  • May 25, 2006 2:26:55 AM CDT

    Yay... more reality tv...

    by moviemaniac-7

    The irony is that they are making reality tv (lazy tv making) about people who have to make movies (an art that requires some more creativity). Put a bunch of morons together and film them. Morons, yes, 'cause of all the reality tv I've seen (not too much, but a bit of all), there wasn't realy a bright light among them. You'd have to be a fucking loser to participate with this kind of shit...

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  • May 25, 2006 2:55:05 AM CDT

    How About Spielberg Spends Some Time Assessing

    by flamingrunt

    why his last 6 movies have largely been souless, heartless, uninspired affairs? And why he cant finish a movie anymore

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  • May 25, 2006 5:54:28 AM CDT

    um...Speilberg has never made a bad movie.

    by drworm2002

    You might not ahve liked them. But I never left a theater after one of his movies and thought..."wow, that was bad."

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  • May 25, 2006 6:19:25 AM CDT

    what?

    by s_jenkis

    I rate Spielberg higher than any other director working today, but Always and Hook are absolute stinkers. 1941 is a mess, but those other two are certainly bad movies. Really bad.

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  • May 25, 2006 6:24:36 AM CDT

    Nice

    by evil chicken

    Great opportunity. I passed the site along to a couple of friends who will make the jump. Thanks Herc!

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  • May 25, 2006 6:51:39 AM CDT

    Hook...Always?

    by drworm2002

    I agree that he wasn't at the top of his game with Always...But Hook? Come on. It was a great take on Peter Pan. Weel shot and great cast. Hoffmen was just great. It wasn't his top ten...but it was good. But look how many movies he has made and then ask yourself how many were just so awful that you couldn't watch. I think if Quentin Tarantino or whoever else the kids like these days made as many movies as quickly as SS does I guaranty they would make some stinkers.

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  • May 25, 2006 7:16:14 AM CDT

    Um.... A. fucking I.

    by hypeendshere

  • May 25, 2006 7:21:49 AM CDT

    Actually, HypeEndsHere, I liked it.

    by moviemaniac-7

    A bit underwhelmed, but the movie has faced so much hatred since its release that I watched it once more on DVD a few months back. The only thing I would have done completely differently (and I think that it wasn't Kubrick's intention) was the final 10 minutes. Especially the voice over, which was annoying. But I rank A.I. quite high. Flawed, yes, but interesting (which is more than you can say of more than half the movies released nowadays).

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  • May 25, 2006 7:25:59 AM CDT

    This would never work past one season. Why not?

    by orbots commander

    Because the general audience doesn't care about some dude or gal behind the camera. The public doesn't want to peak behind the curtain to see the Wizard, so to speak.
    That's why Project Greenlight didn't last more than a couple of seasons on HBO, and it's also why movies about the movie business almost always tank.

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  • May 25, 2006 8:00:10 AM CDT

    Cut 20 minutes of "Hook"...

    by zacdilone

    ...and it would be considered one of the best children's flicks ever.

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  • May 25, 2006 9:06:23 AM CDT

    I Never Said They Were Bad, Just Souless

    by flamingrunt

    He brags about how he can shoot a movie in 90 days, have it in on time and on budget. But i think this efficient skill has made it that hes kind of like a movie making robot now. The rate he's making them as well is as if hes just trying to make as many movies as possible but with no indepth feel or insight to them. His last few movies have been technically perfect and were good movies. But there was always that "something" that set spielberg ahead of those who were "technically great." Something that got him where he is today, and in my opinion i think he hasnt shown that "something" in his last 6 movies. Instead of genius film making that weve come to expect, hes just good.

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  • May 25, 2006 9:17:45 AM CDT

    flamingrunt that Spielberg was another person.

    by orbots commander

    The Spielberg who made that string of great movies in the late 70's and early 80's is a different person from the director we are familiar with today. The dude is much older, a family man, and his head is likely in a different place. Enjoy his early movies on DVD because he's not likely to make another JAWS or CLOSE ENCOUNTERS again. Although, I thought MUNICH was a great movie, and MINORITY REPORT a fantastic science fiction thriller. The Spielberg of the present is still better than 90% of the present filmmakers working today.

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  • May 25, 2006 10:07:23 AM CDT

    Hook was dull (get it?)

    by acappellaman

    Hook was *by far* the worst movie Spielberg has made. I've actually watched it more than once because I thought there may be something there I may have missed the first time, but I was right on my first assessment. There were parts of the movie that were OK, but I despised the work done with the kids. It all seemed so forced. Julia Roberts was clearly not into this movie - her performance was like cardboard. Robin Williams was serviceable, but nothing could save the movie from the kids. Those awful, awful kids. Oh, and the ending where the croc fell on Hook and "ate" him? Terribly done. Yuck! *************Aside from Hook, though, I generally enjoy Spielberg's movies, both old and new. Granted, I still haven't seen Munich, Memoirs of a Geisha, or Amistad.

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  • May 25, 2006 10:38:20 AM CDT

    5 minutes only? shit....

    by jarek

    Means i'm going to have cut 3 minutes out of the short I'd like to use... so much for buildup.

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  • May 25, 2006 10:59:16 AM CDT

    you must be able to travel in summer 2007?

    by bitterman23

    Christ. I thought it was going to be on in January.

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  • May 25, 2006 11:29:31 AM CDT

    AI

    by blackwood

    The strangest sci-fi horror film ever. I loved it.

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  • May 25, 2006 11:32:49 AM CDT

    Wow, wouldn't THAT be a chance of a lifetime?!

    by jdanielp

    Maybe I shouldn't have given away my video camera, all those years ago. Oh, well. What are the odds, anyway???

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  • May 25, 2006 11:49:26 AM CDT

    No way!

    by quadrupletree

    I was just thinking about this idea this morning!! Seriously, this exact idea, right down to it having to be on Fox and produced by Burnett and Spielberg. God I wish I had a 5 min. short to submit... Time to get cracking!

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  • May 25, 2006 12:00:42 PM CDT

    WAR OF THE WORLDS: Complete Shit

    by harry weinstein

    I'll give Steven credit. It took him a long time to get around to making a complete piece of crap, something so far beneath his level that it defies explanation. But man, if the criteria here is walking out of the theater going "that fucking SUCKED", then WOTW has to take the booby prize. Even the tacky and problematic HOOK had its own internal logic and worked on its own terms. WAR OF THE WORLDS is nothing more than a plot hole disguised as a movie. Sure, it had a sprinkling of brilliant moments - it's Speilberg, the man's naturally gifted at this, and Tom Cruise covered in ash was a powerful and disturbing image - effectively cancelled out by the goofiness of Tom Cruise and his Hand Grenade Versus The Space Anus near the end. And don't even get me started about the last scene, possibly the nadir of Speilberg's whole career, unless it was intentional self-parody - and I don't think it was. Now to be fair, I never saw THE TERMINAL, so that may have beaten WOTW to the suck punch - but I bet that TERMINAL was at least coherent. Don't confuse me with some random hater. Speilberg's still the man - WOTW just goes to show that like MC Paul Barman said (paraphrasing Michael Stipe), "everybody sucks... sometimes." How many directors of his stature crank 'em out at the rate Spielberg does? And cutting on film, no less. He's like Wong Jing's more talented American cousin.

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  • May 25, 2006 12:03:38 PM CDT

    Amistad- Speilbergs bad movie

    by lovecraftfan

    I remember leaving Amistad and thought "wow that was bad". Munich is also very overrated on this board like History of Violence. Speilbergs best film is still Close Encounters.

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  • May 25, 2006 12:31:27 PM CDT

    Its Like The Guys Got 5 Years Left To Live

    by flamingrunt

    So hes cranking them out as fast as he possibly can. There was a time when a Spielberg pic was an event pic, if not the event film of the year. Now news of another Spielberg pic is met with almost apathy, as if its a case of "what? Another one?"

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  • May 25, 2006 1:16:38 PM CDT

    I'll have to cut my 11 minutes movie down to 5.

    by lenny nero

    And no, I won't settle for another film of mine. It's this or nothing.

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  • May 25, 2006 1:50:41 PM CDT

    Hey Lenny...

    by gilkuliehe

    Send that clip you made with Juliette Lewis... You know, the one with the Bob Marley song. That lasted for about five minutes, which is less than what I last while watching it and touching my parts. BONG!

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  • May 25, 2006 2:34:03 PM CDT

    HOOK is one of the worst films of all time.

    by mr brownstone

    A grotesquely sentimental, smug and self indulgent water balloon of a movie. A.I. was Hook with robots.

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  • May 25, 2006 3:53:31 PM CDT

    hmmm.....I don't know.

    by traumnovelle

    Why would any self-respecting fledgling filmmaker want to whore themselves out on a nationally televised contest, begging for votes from midwest yokels who wouldn't know a good film if it bit them in the ass? You'd think that if Steven Speiberg was at all serious about searching out new talent.....I don't know. There HAS to be a classier way of going about it than THIS. I might submit a film and then turn down their offer to appear on the show. Fuck that shit. Have some dignity, up-and-comers! Pay your dues! Fight tooth and nail! This shit is embarassing.

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  • May 25, 2006 5:01:27 PM CDT

    Well, Traumnovelle

    by prior walter

    Sounds more exciting than bitching on a message board.

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  • May 25, 2006 5:14:30 PM CDT

    "I'd say either Jaws or Hook are his best."

    by bitterman23

    "Sometimes I want to watch a great Spielberg movie, like 1941 or Always..."

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  • May 25, 2006 5:58:36 PM CDT

    Imagine...just fucking imagine...

    by arctor

    the shit films that will be 'voted' on...good god - I can't even bring my self to think about the type of films that would come out of this...American Idol...only with movies...and 'directors' who'll yak about their personal lives and the struggles they've gone through...fucking hell...somebody just remake Soul Man already and be done with it.

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  • May 25, 2006 6:40:03 PM CDT

    To the dude who made the Kong stop-motion...

    by sizable newt

    With the twinkling toes, send it in! Represent AICN. I'd vote for it. Oh and fuck Taylor Hicks.

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  • May 25, 2006 9:23:32 PM CDT

    Mark Burnett? Haven't all his latest ventures failed?

    by big bad clone

    Rockstar had to finish on VH1. The Contender failed miserably. The Resturant is used as something to show besides Blow Out on Bravo. Really, what has he got behind that did well after Survivor and The Amazing race?

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  • May 25, 2006 9:49:12 PM CDT

    My film will have a US soldier save an Iraqi kitten

    by big bad clone

    and have a little girl thank him when he gives her back the kitten. Then it fades into a waving US flag dry humping an Iraqi flag with God overhead pumping His fists in glory. That ought to hold the little s.o.b.s

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  • May 25, 2006 9:51:07 PM CDT

    Catch Me If You Can

    by mr brownstone

    was one of Spielberg's best. Right up there with Jaws and Raiders.

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  • May 25, 2006 10:02:34 PM CDT

    well, Prior Walter....

    by traumnovelle

    I am bitching on a messageboard AND shooting a short film to enter into Sundance next year. Not at the same time obviously, I bitch on messageboards when I'm NOT shooting stuff. You get what I'm saying. Anyway, I fuck you where you breathe.

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  • May 26, 2006 3:22:28 AM CDT

    Big Bad Clone

    by amievil

    actually Rockstar didn't finish on VH1...they just moved the Monday in the house show to VH1 because of lower rating on that day...the other 2 shows (performance & bottom 3/performance/vote off) still aired in their entirety on CBS....

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  • May 26, 2006 4:37:53 AM CDT

    I get to sleep with a Hollywood actress?

    by deadguy76

    Oh yeah making a film would be cool too.

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  • May 26, 2006 5:10:45 AM CDT

    The complete list of BAD Spielberg movies...

    by jim jam bongs

    In reverse order of release: War of the Worlds, The Terminal, Amistad, Hook, Always, and The Color Purple (sorry, Oprah, but it's true). Frankly, I don't even think 1941 qualifies as outrightly "bad". It has some whimsical, crazy-ass charm that has aged all right in a campy way over time.

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  • May 26, 2006 10:25:34 AM CDT

    My bad, but it still had a medicore reception

    by big bad clone

    Perhaps the projects all suffer from higher expectations. The one thing I admire about Burnett is that he at least he gives these things simple names instead of mouthefuls like America's Next Top Model of Trading Spousea: Meet Your New Mommy. Hmmm... On the Lot is sort of a shitty name, too. Guess he is losing his touch.

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  • May 26, 2006 11:02:15 AM CDT

    For aspiring filmakers that...

    by scrivener

    ...don't have the vision, faith, balls, or skills to make it on their own. If they're really passionate about what they're doing, and willing to make the sacrifices necessary to turn their dreams into film (or video as the case may be) - AND they don't suck - then these guys wouldn't need a reality show to get noticed. Seriously, if you want your shit to get noticed there are ways.

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  • May 26, 2006 12:33:51 PM CDT

    Clone, Burnett didn't do Amazing Race.

    by lenny nero

  • May 26, 2006 1:52:17 PM CDT

    I'm

    by the knight

    mad I can't think of anything to say... Oh... Spielberg owns all of you!

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  • May 26, 2006 5:01:16 PM CDT

    Required to act and talk like contestants

    by kabong

    on every other "reality" series?

    Do the aspiring "directors" have to eat ants or jump from helicopters?

    DieNoMite, Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 28, 2006 2:20:53 PM CDT

    BTW, when's the 3d season DVD of Proj Greenlight out?

    by pewterschmidt

  • May 29, 2006 12:38:41 PM CDT

    BTW, when the hell is FEAST coming out?

    by emu47

    GULAGRRRRRRRRR!

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