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X-Ray Cat Emulsifies RENO 911!: MIAMI!!

Published at:  Apr 28, 2006 10:41:11 AM CDT


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When I first heard about RENO 911, I…doubted. I find many mockumentaries to be awkward, broad, and far too self-aware . They often seem too forced and unnatural for my tastes.



RENO 911 doesn’t exactly knock “naturalistic comedy” out of the park, but I thought it worked surprisingly well on TV. But, can it survive a port to the big screen?



While hopped up on catnip and hissy as hell, X-Ray Cat stalked into a recent screening of RENO 911!: MIAMI - the Reno cops' first big screen adventure (why am I smelling CROCODILE HUNTER: COLLISION COURSE?)



X-Ray Cat saw a work print of the movie, and sent back this report.






Here’s X-Ray Cat…







Two days ago I unleashed my juices all over BORAT and here I am reviewing another mockumentary based on a TV show, RENO 911!: MIAMI.



I'm a huge, huge fan of the show, but I was shocked to be invited to this work print because the film was just announced a couple months ago as I remember. It wasn't even on my radar yet. Unfortunately, the fast shooting time shows in the final product. Although the movie starts off with a hilarious action cop sequence in the vein of S.W.A.T., it quickly falls back into the same format as the TV show, which would be fine if it could keep up the same joke-per-minute ratio as the show, but it doesn't even come close.



The story follows the Reno team to a police convention in Miami, where they're promptly tossed out after no one can find their reservation. The next day, a bioterrorist attack quarantines all the cops in Miami inside the convention and Dangle's crew has to take over as the only police in the city. The plot is funny enough and allows ample screen time for the hilarious trio of Paul Rudd as a confused Cuban mobster, Patton Oswalt as a flustered mayor's assistant, and Ian Roberts (Upright Citizens Brigade) as an uptight agent.



The only problem is that taking the cops away from Reno loses one of the show's most valuable assets, which is the comic balance between the main characters and the twisted fucks that live in their city. The only supporting character from the show that turns up is Terry, who runs away with his scenes as usual. Without the usual suspects, the patrol scenes are never more than mildly amusing, and the overall effect of the movie is a little meh. The good news is that since most of the movie was probably improvised, the editor probably has a lot of different options to try, and the low-budget quality of shooting would allow them to go out and add some more scenes.



The cut we saw was definitely a hard R, but I suspect it will be cut down to a PG-13 because it would only take a few small edits, including a hardcore sex scene.



If it sounds like I hated this movie, then I'm writing too harshly. It's great to see these characters on the big screen, and it will be a good introduction for people unfamiliar with the show. There's a solid amount of laugh-out-loud moments, and you get cameos from the likes of the Rock and the return of Paul Reubens. The only disappointment I have is that you would expect an adaptation like this to be twice as funny as the show that birthed it, but this one is a small step backward instead.






The Rock and Paul Reubens in the same movie?! I'm already there. RENO 911!: MIAMI should hit screens...sometime this year.









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  • Apr 28, 2006 10:48:33 AM CDT

    First?

    by barry egan

    I am pathetic.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 10:49:52 AM CDT

    Well

    by poacher

    I'm still looking forward to it, isn't most of The State cast supposed to be in it?

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  • Apr 28, 2006 10:53:43 AM CDT

    Snakes In A Cop Car!!

    by joseph merrick

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 10:58:20 AM CDT

    That's what I like about AICN...

    by brycemonkey

    Even the reviewers jump on the geek bandwagon. No *PLANT!* call Merrick...?

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  • Apr 28, 2006 11:15:18 AM CDT

    First! posters are cool...

    by brycemonkey

    I'm just surprised the editors don't post it ;-) Come on Paragon, I'm sensing a little jealousy on your part. I have done it *once*. As such I feel I got it out of my system... And it made me cool.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 11:40:31 AM CDT

    5th posters are so obnoxious

    by shalashaska

    everyone knows 7th's are the bomb

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  • Apr 28, 2006 11:45:39 AM CDT

    The people from the State (The Show)

    by fordperfect

    Are some funny funny people, the state was funny, Wet Hot American Summer was FUCKING Hilarious! Viva Variety was good, Stella was good, and Reno 911 is pretty damn funny, so if this movie turns out to be the Baxter I will be more than dissapointed. I hope and only HOPE TO GOD that Balls of Fire is funnier than them all!

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  • Apr 28, 2006 1:12:40 PM CDT

    They skipped the first 4 movies, went straight to miami

    by george newman

    I hope its great

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  • Apr 28, 2006 1:32:05 PM CDT

    Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach?

    by kryptonslastson

    Yeah, thats what I thought.... Do they go to Moscow any time soon?

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  • Apr 28, 2006 1:51:56 PM CDT

    The State reunion

    by x-ray cat

    Yeah, I didn't bother to mention that the other members of the State, a.k.a. Stella, are all in the movie but in TINY, TINY parts. In fact, I think Michael Showalter says about three words, including "yeah." David Koechner has a throwaway part as well.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 2:20:42 PM CDT

    This one should have been the sequel

    by timbenzedrine

    I agree that taking them outside of their home turf is kind of lame.The main reason that everyone on the force is so maladjusted is because they're in Reno.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 2:25:43 PM CDT

    This is the first comedy to...

    by shermdawg

    get my ass in theaters in years. Can't wait. Now if The Kids in the Hall would just make another flick...

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  • Apr 28, 2006 2:43:52 PM CDT

    Did anybody see....

    by lovecraftfan

    the episode where Wygell almost accidently killed herself but everybody thought she really did kill herself. One of my favorite episodes.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 3:12:20 PM CDT

    Kenney

    by falcon5768

    Is still hot, its the Reno bit. They go out of their way to make her look like a man on the show, but in real life she still has long hair and looks quite hot.

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  • Apr 28, 2006 5:48:43 PM CDT

    When is this Oscar winning movie coming out?

    by mrfan

  • Apr 28, 2006 9:25:27 PM CDT

    As long as Junoir has a few great scenes, I'll be happy

    by shermdawg

    I loved when he accidently got married to the chinese chick and she took off with his RV. Or how about the time they were pushing the Hummer back into the parking lot and it ran overtop him, and everybody thought he was hurt and then he blurted out...."Man, look at that exaust system!"

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  • Apr 29, 2006 2:34:52 PM CDT

    I'm not the only one who thought of Police Academy 5...

    by alienboy

    Good to know.

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  • Apr 30, 2006 5:53:12 AM CDT

    YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!

    by anna valerious

    This effin' ROCKS! I LOVE THE STATE! Now, when are we going to get the big screen version of "That's My Bush"-"George W. Bush and the Legend of the Glass Tiger"? :)

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  • Sep 15, 2006 5:38:19 PM CDT

    Who cares about being

    by kuj

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