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SNAKES ON A PLANE Trailer Description?!
has a big snake…
You’ve seen the footage, now read the…trailer!?
Shifty-Eyed Dog got a look at the proposed SNAKES ON A PLANE trailer, and wrote in to tell us about what he saw. He said this:
* New Line logo
* Setting up the plot –
*People boarding a plane
*Flight attendant says to Sam, “Welcome aboard Agent Flynn”
*FBI taking over first class, young guy saying he’s a witness for the FBI.
*Cuts back to Samuel L. Jackson talking to the young guy in a dark room - “Those people know who you are. If you testify it’ll put him in jail for life”
*Rest of passengers boarding plane – typical group – honeymooners, mom/kids, businessmen, etc.
All of this first half is intercut with the text:
“6 Miles above the ocean…
2 miles from land…
a trap has been set…
and there is no way out”
Countdown clock in baggage compartment. Reaches zero and a box blows open. Cat meows and hisses.
Snakes silently spreading throughout the plane – into purses, under seats, cockpit, etc.
Then the money shots begin:
snakes, snakes, and more snakes – striking at ankles, jumping at pilot, slithering up the aisles chasing passengers…
Sam taking charge and barking orders
Sam on the phone to someone: “You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well I’m smack in the middle of one.”
More snake shots
Explosions, plane door blowing out, cabin losing pressure, beverage carts crashing up the aisle
Sam: “Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these snakes!”
Second half intercut with text:
“This summer…
experience…
the height…
of fear”
Ground Control: “Somebody wanna tell me what’s going on up there?”
Title card:
Snakes on a Plane
Talkbackers, prepare for its coming!
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but i want to see the trailer nowwwww
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first gay cowboy lovers, now snakes on a plane?
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You know the movie is gonna rule all balls when a *description* of the trailer makes you cream your jeans. Can. Not. Wait.
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I'm getting pretty ticked off at the "Yadda yadda has SEEN the trailer!" or "Here's a PREVIEW of the trailer!" Now we get "DESCRIPTION of the trailer!" Howzabout you wait until you've got an active link to the fucking trailer, huh? I realize that, in this brave new world of viral marketing, you have to build up word-of-mouth months if not years in advance, but kee-ryste on a bicycle.
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What's next? We'll get reports on descriptions of summaries of trailers?
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maybe since CHUD posted this early this morning you should credit them and not the dude who cut and pasted the info to you.
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"We got mutha fuckin' snakes on the mutha fuckin' plane!" "I'm not yelling! THIS IS HOW I TALK MUTHAFUCKA!"
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...the sworn enemy of G.I. JOE! A REAL AMERICAN HERO! G.I. JOE IS THERE!!! Duh duh duh duuuuuhhh...
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LOL. I am going to be well and truly drunk when I walk into this film.
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Could we please have a snake jump at a big fat guy and land in his mouth, and then have him choke on it? Or make it a sexy chick, and she has no gag reflex, and after she can hardly hold her breath any long, she pulls it back out by the tale and it is dead from her digestive juices? And then later, another one tire to bite her b-double-O-bs, but injects into silicone harmlessly.
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maybe now paramount will move on SHAFT 2.
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It is a description of the "proposed SNAKES ON A PLANE trailer". LOL. This thread has passed the time nevertheless.
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and have a few of the snakes pilot the plane into the twin towers. One of the snakes names could be Osama Anaconda.
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COOBRA!!! Cobra, COOBRAA! Can the world oppose, the deadliest of foes? Cobraa, COOBRAAA! Co-bra COOBRA! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, panic spreading far and wide, who can turn the tide?
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I've been laughing at this stupid film all along, but I actually want to see this trailer. What is it with this movie?
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does anyone have the link, o talkback brothers? i'd like to read about what he ate today and his recent bowell movements, etc. THX
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can't wait, huge fan.
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Well... I'm seeing it anyway.
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This summer, Reptiles join the mile high club
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the more i think about it, the more i realize: it's too soon for a film about snakes on a plane. the emotions are still too raw. moms and babies are going to leave the theater crying when they see this trailer. but at least it's good to know that the FBI has prepared a security scenario for just this kind of situation.
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maybe you all should watch the actual trailer:
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I guess we'll have to wait until the sequel to find out.
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I love that they prepared for this kind of security scenario.
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The Bed That Eats People!
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It was still Shifty Eyed Dog who wrote the description so it looks like he informed both sites and YES it's still pretty lame to see exactly the same thing on different sites but whatever...nobody forces us to read anything so...
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I wish all film titles were so literal. Those that are all always the best films - like Congo - and Showgirls. Also, you wouldn't be so disappointed when seeing a film like Pussy Galore.
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I refuse to believe "What if they fill the plane with snakes?" was actually a scenario that Samuel L.'s character had considered. Christ I can't wait to see this movie.
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The more I already hate this movie. Ya know it's movies like this that keep america from being the great place it could be. This type of right wing propaganda film only promotes the reptile profiling that we already have enough of. Sure there are angry killer snakes out there just like there are angry killer types in every kind of other species. But if people actually got to know most snakes they wouldn't produce such hatred. I actually sat next to a snake on my Southwest flight to Vegas. He was in reality a really good guy. Kinda quiet but he surely didn't deserve all the strange, frightened looks he was getting from others on the plane. Not to mention all the extra searching he got going through customs. Do yourself a favor and say hi to the next snake you sit next to. You'll suprise yourself. They won't bite your face off... unless you tread on them.
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Ishtar, Hudson Hawk, Grease 2...
Snakes On A Plane. -
I know u guys are trying and all, but who the fuck wants to READ a trailer. I scrolled past the description to the talkback, I want this particular trailer to surprise and delight me. Wake me up when you actually GET the link...
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on this site, and there ain't a god damn thing you can do about it.
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Would you like to make a speech?
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for number of times "motherfucker" is used in one movie.
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You reckon they're going to go in the 'snakes on a...' direction or the '... on a plane'. Whichever way you go with it, this franchise has serious legs!
Either way, how are they gonna top:
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in. I'm about to open some windows...". Can't be done. -
Didn't Aintitcool show the trailer last week or so? I saw it here, why's everyone acting like the trailer isn't already out?
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SNAKES ON THE SUBWAY, and part 3, SNAKES ON THE MOON.
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Snakes On A Plane for me is a breath of fresh air as far as movies go. This film is not supposed to be serious. Sam Jackson signing on just because of the name is enough to tell you that this is a ridiculous plot and the audience is supposed to know that too. There should be more silly movies with huge actors in the starring role. You can still have a well directed, well acted film and still be over the top. Snakes on a Plane looks like the craziest film you could see this summer and I'll be there with a smile on my face!! 8-)
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Oh well .... hopefully the reshoots they just did will make it a hoot
http://www.theweeklydonut.org/?p=107
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THERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!
The last memorable line(s) being...anytime Sam had dialogue in Pulp Fiction. -
Yes, I sent in the trailer description, but what they didnt include was the fact that I did put at the top "I dont know if this even counts as news, but im sure there are SOME people who are interested." A description in kinda lame, but where I saw it, I was unable to save or post it. And yes, I sent it to 2 sites. I wasnt trying to just get myself all over the net, I just wasn't sure even one site would post it, much less two, so I sent it two different places figuring at least one would run it.
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I think many of you are missing the entire point of what this movie is supposed to be! FUN! A silly hour and a half of over the top cartoon silliness masquarading as an action flick. We'll go... we'll laugh... we'll jump... we'll laugh again... we'll cheer at the one liners... we'll laugh again... and when all is said and done we'll go for a pint afterwards with our buddies and say, 'That was retarded! But retarded FUN!'
They make a mint... we have an hour and a half of brainless fun. Everyone's a winner.
Lighten up, gang. -
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Isn't this trailer already up somewhere? I'm sure I watched a snippet of it before realizing it was in a dodgy format that ran at 3fps. Anyway, does anybody else think that this film is being blown way out of proportion. Sure it sounds like fun, cheesy title and Sam Jackson kicking scaled ass but it seems to me that it's being hailed as the second coming! Raising expectations to all new highs that will no doubt be thrashed. I hate going to a movie with really high hopes then walking out very disappointed. It's even worse when the movie turns out to be a turkey. Although there are those rare occasions that the movie still blows me away even with high hopes. Generally these end up on my top 10 list...
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right before he ICES a motherfuckin terrorist.
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CHUD got it from the same guy.
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And Harry's Myspace is http://tinyurl.com/fsrdp
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As I was telling my co-workers about Snakes on a Plane, one of my more attractive female coworkers scoffed at the movie. I told her that she needs to watch it with me Aug. 18th, and if she doesn't think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, I'll take her out for dinner. She agreed. Now...Snakes on a Plane being what it is, I'm already gauranteed to be getting laid that night. Thank you Snakes on a Plane and Mr. Samuel L. Jackson!
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Cause NEw line has decided nto to show any of its films in the IMC Cinema Dun Laoghaire. Boo, hiss!
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Not to show
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Gonna be a great C-movie. Love the CGI snakes, they have roger rabbit written all over them, hope they don't polish the effort and make them realistic
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that would be AWESOME
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Snakes in the Zoo
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Well I
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An exploding package of snakes? WTF? Whatever syndicate is out for the young guy, they are obviously of the "Dr. No"/"SPECTRE"/"KAOS" variety. I wish Don Adams was alive to play Agent Smart in this film. At least get Peter Graves to play a pilot. "Check our clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger." "What's our vector, Victor?"
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? No? What about movies with snakes... on planes?
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I have to say, the humor that is coming out of the talkbackers from this movie is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on this site. And it's all so good hearted too, imagine, it took a movie like this to unite everyone.
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But it had too many plot holes. bada-bum!
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Samuel L. Jackson can put up with a lot. But just one snake too many crossed the line.
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Gentlemen, this is our chance. What woman won't be in the mood for some naked gymnastics after watching Sam Jackson KARATE KICK A SNAKE IN THE FACE!??!!
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Carnivorous Gall Bladders On A Plane $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
The Plane That Was Really A Flying Dinosaur
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
The Time My Grandfater Had To Chuck His Pet Monkey Out Over The Pacific In WWII Because It Went Bonkers Because It Was On A Plane
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Giant Alligator On A Plane
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Mummy On A Plane
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Gene Simmon's Tongue Loose On A Plane: You Never Hear About It Anymore, So It Had To Loose Somewhere---Biding It's Time---To Strike!
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Brokeback Hobbit Love On A Plane
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Snakes At A Plane Wreck
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Brainsnakes: Snakes On A Plane 2: Snakes On The Brain
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Whitesnakes On A Plane To Nowhere: Reclaiming The Late Eighties From The Man, Presented By Spike Lee And Starring Samuel L. "The Man (But Not That "Man")" Jackson.
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Michael Bay's Snakes On A Space Shuttle Flight To Blow Up Antiarctica To Stop Global Warming.
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Claymation Snakes Made Out Of Extruded Characters That Had It Coming
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Snakes In The Rain.
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Stephen King's Alien Buttsnakes, By A Formerly Respectable Director. -
This movie's premise sounds so unbelievably retarded the only way I'd be remotely interested in seeing it is if it we're a slapstick comedy. Why anyone is looking forward to seeing this is as baffling as why they'd make a sequel to Anaconda.
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"Scorpions on a Ferris Wheel", "Spiders in a Bistro", "Bird on a wire" (Wait - I think I've heard that one), "Squirrels in a Nuthouse", and the one I'd go see "Ants in your Pants", Especially if it had Selma Hayek if it. No wait, she'd be better in "Beavers in my Bedroom"
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at the premiere.
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I am still reeling from the trauma when I fucked up the talkback a couple a weeks ago. Sorry about that I am in therapy to never do that again. So all you nice ladies and gentlemen have a nice day. Oh I feel it should be manditory that someone mentions Harry's hot 19 year old girlfriend during a talback. GFY
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Snakes onna Plane is about those two gay cowboys from "Brokeback" joining the "Mile High" Club!!
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Don't quit your day job.
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It's just got that 1980's feel to it. It's goofy, and considering who wrote it, I think it was meant to be.
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"Go back in there, chill them snakes out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly."
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http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm
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They need to have Issac Hayes do the score, complete with 70's wa-wa guitar: "Ain't it a shame, We got snakes on this plane..."
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Seriously though, are they going to explain why just releasing snakes on a plane would cause them to go all ape shit and start attacking people? Are they "ill-tempered" snakes? SAY HISS AGAIN!!
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So it would take them, what, 30 seconds to get there? Huh?
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If this movie does come out on August 18th, this shall be the best birthday gift I've received in years! Plenty of weed will be smoked beforehand - as if it will be needed to enduce laughter. I must get "I've had with these snakes" as a ringtone
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2000 miles, even 200 miles might be a little more suspenseful. Hell, two miles out is like just a runway length. They'd still be over Waikiki Beach. Why do I bother with nitpicky points like this when I love the premise of snakes on a plane? Maybe because I used to fly helicopters and once a wasp flew into the cockpit. I had to land and shoo it out. Fortunately I was in a hover near the tarmac when it flew in. I shudder to think what would've happened it I found it crawling up my knee midflight. Wasps on a Chopper. True Story. Buy the rights to my story, Hollywood! Get a good actor to play me - been told I resemble a cross between Keanu Reeves and Chevy Chase. And my mother thinks I'm handsome.
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Which snake is yours? It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it. There's your sequel Hollywood.
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Snakes on a plane. The end. What the fuck more do you need to entice you to go see this movie? O.K., fine. Snakes and boobies on a plane. Run! Don't walk to your local cinema! The line forms at my rear.
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The description of the description of the Snakes on a Plane trailer has just been released.
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The Gospel of Judas has been authenticated and translated! And it mentions snakes! Plain old snakes? Coincidence?
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Wasn't there a Saturday Night Live skit with a snake on an airplane? I'm pretty sure it was a cobra that could hypnotize you. If so, shouldn't Lorne Michaels be involved with this project?
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I'd pay money to see Sam Jackson gone Western.
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I never even thought about it, that is NOTHING for a plane. I watched it several times, and I'm pretty sure I got everything I reported right, but I suppose I could have made a mistake. 2 hours, maybe?
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are we really this devoid of entertainment that we will read despription of a TRAILER. Good lord. I'm gonna go fuck my girlfriend now.
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Ha, as if any of us have girlfriends.
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Potential Sequels: Spiders On A Train, Rats In A Car, Bugs In My Bed, and my personal favorite -- Ants In My Pants. The possibilities are endless!!!
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I cannot wait to see how in the sam blue hell this plot can occupy 87 minutes or longer. Can it be longer? Can it?! WTF?!?!?! - The door blows open? There had better be a shot of a cunning snake pushing down on a TNT trigger attached to the tail of a 25 foot python with dynomite popping out of its detached jaw blowing that door wide open. Otherwise, I want my money back. And your money.
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"THOSE PEOPLE know who you are. If you testify it
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The website www.fwfr.com (Four Word Film Reviews) has humourous, but verrrrry short movie reviews. The following reviews have already been posted:
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What is going wrong in Hollywood?? No more ideas?? Snakes on a freaking plane?? Give me a break... does Sam Jackson owe any1 money or is some1 blackmailing him?? This is the stupidest idea i
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if the characterization isn't awful lame.
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..., or the sound of it, is that after passengers are getting chased and bitten by snakes, pilots have kamikaze-snakes flying at them, the air lock door blows out, and all other sorts of crazy shit - that after ALL that, is when they have Sam Jackson saying "Enough is enough! I've HAD it with these SNAKES!" As if it took all that crazy shit to happen to finally get him riled up and pissed off. At snakes. On a plane.
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